Guess who Maid a thread
Get back to cleaning right now!
Jackalman izayoi
>>49921395No one seems to like the maido.
>>49921841Is that a meta comment?
>>49921841I like the Maido!
funny meido
I think I like this maido better.
>>49922036Theres a lot of meidos!
>>49922048Clearly not enough.
What would you say Sakuyafags are?Ranfags are mommyfags for example, Reimufags are pitfags, what are Sakuyafags?
>>49925690legfags
>>49925725You might be onto something
>>49925717Are we fr rn
>>49925690Airheadfags
>>49925690definitely letfags, stockings are very popular for her
>>49925690I mean, aren't maids fetish material in-and-of themselves? Also as the other anons mentioned leg/footfags.
>>49926755Meiling is legs THOUGH
>>49926776Meiling is assPlus more than one character can fill the same niche, Hina is also a very popular leg girl, mommyfags also like Junko etc etc etc
>>49926793This pic is so kawaii...and yet oddly...sexy?
>>49926793I've always thought of Meiling as more of musclehu than a leghu.Hina, Alice, Tenshi are more of a boothus aren't they?
>>49925903correct. all sakuya knows is cleaning. shes a virgin and doesnt know where babies come from!
>>49926804Just like the real thing>>49926814>I've always thought of Meiling as more of musclehu than a leghu.I mean yeah sporty characters like her Yuugi and Saki tend to get the muscle treatment by some artists but they are also usually drawn as regular well endowed girls both in the back and the front, guess it's a case of a character satisfying different demands.>Hina, Alice, Tenshi are more of a boothus aren't they?That's kind of conflated with being lethus but yeah
The meido is really serious about her job okay
Why does Sakuya get so much bullying here?
>>49927579Bullying? Where?
I want to lick Sakuya's asshole.
If this woman was real, she wouldn't fuck anyone who uses this site.
>>49927944She would fuck the girls!
>>49927999Kill yourself out of my thread, yuricuck.
>>49927944Why should I care whether or not she wants to do it?
>>49927999You have two threads.
>>49927944If you're in shape, she'd just time-stop-rape you
>>49928127Joke's on you, she likes it.
>>49926793That face... so Sakuya has fetal alcohol syndrome, huh.
>>49926814Meiling is usually portrayed as kind of squishy (but not chubby like Patchouli) with a large ass and breasts, probably thanks to the napping thing being the big fan perception of her.Yuugi is the designated muscle hu.
>>49927944She'd take one look at me and know I'm different
>>49928858She really is a good dog, isn't she?
>>49929527Yeah, sure, but what if she decides it's (You)r turn to be a good dog?
>>49921395Are the rumors true? Does she really wear pads?
>>49929681Why don't you ask her yourself?
>>49929681Pads jokes are played out, just give me a busty bimbo maid that wants to be taken seriously but can't prevent her air headed and naive nature from seeping through the facade.
>>49929681Hey I don't know who started this rumor, but it's NOT TRUE! The head maid of the Scarlet Devil mansion has giant boobs! Way bigger than that stupid gatekeeper! Even if, hypothetically, she did wear pads, it's not that bad right???!
>>49929755Ask and ye shall receive
>>49929798Thanks based maidofag.
>>49925690Goofyfags
Small maid! She still has to clean the entire mansion though.
I hate her so much, she's always teasing me during work.
>>49930231That means she's giving you permission to pin her down and thoroughly rape every one of her holes.If you don't then she'll never respect you.
She's so hot. I feel like she could be both mommy and a total sub
>>49929755>Pads jokes are played outTrue.>just give me a bustyYES.>bimbo maid that wants to be taken seriously but can't prevent her air headed and naive nature from seeping through the facade.You lost me. Sakuya has to be cunning, professional, and a borderline-authority figure that keeps the Scarlet Devil Mansion running.
I won't lie, I still find pad jokes funny af
>>49930749This guy gets it.
>>49930749>Sakuya has to be cunning, professional, and a borderline-authority figure that keeps the Scarlet Devil Mansion running.Who also thinks it's really funny to wind people up by saying things so incredibly daft nobody knows for sure if she's joking or not. That way everyone underestimates her and she gets an internal laugh.
>>49930134I want to give her Red Bull.
>>49930749>Sakuya has to be cunning, professional, and a borderline-authority figure Sakuya being a airheaded bimbo is much closer to the cannon, and it makes her a lot more interesting as a character than just "a perfect maid".
>>49930749The whole authority figure shtick breaks down when you see how she is in private. She's a complete autist whose sense of humor is so alien to even her closest friends that they never laugh at her jokes.You can say she was just kidding when she asked what oxygen is, but her going "When thar's a full moon, me turns into a wolf, raaawwr!" was genuine, and I don't think she can muster up any obedience from me after that line.
>>49928724This never happens.
>>49931782Yeah, but most Touhou characters being either an airhead or an outright retard is pretty dull. It's as though that's the only way ZUN can write comedy.
>Retard pretending to be serious>Mastermind pretending to be retarded>Racist space elf>JewThese are your four Touhou archetypes. No other touhous exist.
>>49934341What about Kaguya? She's a retard not pretending to be anything. She's just herself, aka a retard. >>49934308I don't know man. I feel that it's still better than how most fanworks portray her. In most fanworks she's just reduced to being a maid, and nothing else, whereas in the cannon she's a lot more nuanced, and interesting.
>>49934403Yeah I should probably add "Retard" to the list.5 personality types then
>>49934403>She's just herself, aka a retard."Just retarded" fits Youmu better
>>49931782She isn't that either she's a troll that likes messing with people
>>49931782It may be closer to canon, but it's further from my interests. Such is Touhou.
I like cute meidos
You can't clean a monitor from the inside, but she doesn't know those sort of things.
>>49940073How would she even know what a monitor is, SDM residents didn't even know what "an Armstrong" was.
>>49929783Get off 4chan, Sakuya. Remi needs her 4 o'clock tea and panty change.
>>49940716Sakuya come back.....
>>49925725>>49925750nta but you are correctthough ironically despite being big into fit girls/gymbunnies I have to remind myself Meiling is present because of how much I need to breed Sakuya
>>49925725( ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡゜メイド！ニーソ！PAD長！
All according to the meido's keikaku
>>49952628>Ran on the back of the newspaperDid she kill Ran?
>>49952628They never stood a chance.
>>49921395That's a dog...
>>49956162It's not easy for the bloodhound maid of the scarlet devil mansion.
What do you think Sakuya is like as a boss?Like, if you were to work at the mansion as a servant in any capacity you'd obviously work under her but what kind of managing style do you think she has
>>49958336Honestly, considering the fairy maids, she's probably a very hands off boss that just kind of does everything herself. You'd be working there, but the "work" would just by you trying to look busy because it makes Remilia look more important, Sakuya would almost certainly insist on handling anything of actual importance.She isn't cold though, she has a caring side (see: her bringing a sleeping Meiling inside so she doesn't get heat stroke) and would likely put aside a little bit of her day to making sure you're comfortable, even if she doesn't seek any gratitude or acknowledgement for that.
>>49958361>You'd be working there, but the "work" would just by you trying to look busy because it makes Remilia look more important, Sakuya would almost certainly insist on handling anything of actual importance.That wouldn't sit right with me. I'm at work so I'd want to work ya know. Hell, I'd feel more like a burden than anything if she pretty much did all the work
>>49958391but you get to stand by staircases all day and catch glimpses up her skirt
>>49958361>considering the fairy maids>she's probably a very hands off boss Did you even worked a single day in your life anon?. The more competent you are, the more responsibilities they assign to you, more you have to answer and less mercy the boss and the overseer have if you commit even an ounce of a mistake or a fuck up.
>>49958889Sounds like you work too hard.
>>49958889yep, pretty much thisshe'd certainly be happy to have actual help though
A forbidden workplace romance between the head maid and the new butler...
>>49959159Which romance scenario would Sakuyafags prefer:>Manly anon sweeping Sakuya off her feet.>Domineering and shameless Sakuya who constantly flirts with the skittish anon (whose shyness she finds adorable).>Anon and Sakuya are both too shy to approach one another and have to be pushed together by fate putting them into ecchi situations.>Anon is sexually frustrated, Sakuya insists that she relieve his said frustrations for Remilia's sake and for no other reason (despite her sessions with anon slowly getting more frequent, the acts going from service to full on sex, and said acts occurring in more and more brazen locations across the mansion, sometimes even right under Remilia's nose).
>>49959401I like a mix of the first and third>Sakuya is overworked due to lazy fairies>She tries to take all the work on herself but is overwhelmed>You slowly prove yourself reliable alleviating her burdens>She begins to trust and rely on you>Do tasks together, little moments like accidently touching hands when stocking Patchy's library happen>Neither side has the courage to say anything>Remillia notices and thinks it's funny>Remillia assigns more work between you and Sakuya, doing strange tasks like just sitting together and admiring the garden>The pressure is too much, and you confess your love>She loves you too and you get married waging for all eternity
>>49959443Cheesy, but still cute.
>>49959455My bad gangsta! >She just freezes time and touches me sexually but I can't prove it
>>49959401I like the one where I'm an innocent shota adopted by the SDM and the maid takes advantage of my innocent to molest me.
>>49959466Honestly I was thinking of adding that as a scenario but I didn't have the balls.
>>49959443Wouldn't she stop time to take a break, relax, and organize herself? I do think it'd endear her that you'd still try your hardest to help her.
>>49959543Hmm this is a good point. I think if I had to add to the plot, you would have no idea she can freeze time until later
>>49959647nta but maybe she starts out always doing it (but like you said, anon doesn't know about it) but over time she stops time for it less and less and does those things in real time because she gets more comfortable around anon and doesn't have a problem with him seeing her like that.
>>49928084your threats are as cheesy and tired as Sakuya's feet
>>49959466>but I can't prove itI heard that there a princess in the bamboo forest who can also manipulate time. Have you tried asking her to help you get evidence?
>>49960179I did but she just molested me too.
I've heard that she licks poopy buttholes, is this true?
>>49931789>her going "When thar's a full moon, me turns into a wolf, raaawwr!" was genuine,Wtf Sakuya is actually cute???
>>49958849>>49958361>You'd be working there, but the "work" would just by you trying to look busy because it makes Remilia look more importantWhat if I do the opposite?
>>49960217Always has been
>>49960182How about that new mountain goddess? The plain looking one I head she too had some kind of time ability
>>49962814I completely forgot ariya has time powers
>>49962814I tried to make my way to her shrine but I got lost in some pyramid and was just molested by some homeless blonde lunatic raving about lizard people and chocolate rivers instead.
>>49959480Luckily, Sakuya stopped time and massaged your balls to encourage growth just now. Say "Thank you, Sakuya" to show your appreciation.
>>49963391I mean thanks Sakuya but couldn't you have waited until after I was done talking to my boss?
>>49963439But she is your boss!You don't want to feel that heavenly euphoria out of nowhere while looking her in the eye?
>>49962945At this point it feels like your just asking to get molested. How about you start wear less revealing clothes? See if that helps
>>49963545Sure but not in front of Lady Remilia!
I must sniff Sakuya's unwashed butthole.
>>49968082Only ojousama can do that...
>>49968115I will ask Remilia's permission then.
>>49968082Wat you think it would smell like? Wat would it taste like
>tfw no cute meido wife to bearhug and flex my amrs into like picrel
>>49969227Can't tell if this is a fetishpost or just an odd way to show endearment
>>49969292do you not flex your muscles as much as possible while hugging a pillow while looking at moe?
>>49969309Endearment. Granted. No but I do when I cross my arms because it's a Italian heritage power move
Smug
>>49969227Who are you quoting?
>>49921395What do you think Sakuya chan smells like? Do you think she is stinky from working all day? hehehehehe
>>49974590Shut the fuck up, she smells of soft lavender.
>>49974590Clearly, color = smell, so she MUST smell of wintermint or menthol.
>>49970902Isn't that the question of the day?
Extra busty Sakuya who still wears pads
>>49977513that's just to collec botht her and my fluids I think, they'd be rags by that point
>>49977513
mokkori Python meido!
How about my wife takes me upstairs and shows me what it's like to be deep inside a REALLY big house?
>>49986933I genuinely have no idea what you mean by this.
>>49987030You wouldn't, bozo.
>>49987030>>49987081NTA but, imagine throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
>>49987156See I was going to ask if he was implying his wife had a cavernous pussy and/or asshole but I thought that was a little too rude.
>>49921395>>49921841I love her. She's mommy maid.
>>49987301>mommy I've always imagined Sakuya as more of a sister than mommy, but you do you.
>>49987383I think of her as one too, specifically a responsible imouto.
>>49987383>>49987761I dunno, she feels too subservient to me. Her relationship with Remilia strikes me as very "master and servant" as opposed to Yuyuko and Youmu's "mother and daughter" feeling dynamic. It's not like Sakuya is just completely cold and submissive towards Remilia, just that the way in which she serves Remilia feels like she's doing so out of a sense of duty rather than familial obligation. I wouldn't call their relationship "sisterly" or "motherly", even if they're familiar enough with one another that Sakuya allows herself to be a little goofy around Remilia.
>>49987790No, Sakuya is an imouto to me.
>>49987301She seems a bit too cold to be mommy...
>>49987933I don't believe Sakuya is one anywy, but that isn't a factor.Yuuka is awfully cold, but she is the epitome of one.
>>49988023I think calling Kazami "Genocide is just another game" Yuuka any type of mommy outside of maybe a "dommy" one is a bit of a stretch. It's not just about breasts, you have to be nurturing to be a real mommy. Yuuka is just too sadistic.I'd sooner call Sakuya a mommy than Yuuka one, even if I don't think her relationship with Remilia reflects that at all.
>>49988049> It's not just about breasts, you have to be nurturing to be a real mommy. Yuuka is just too sadistic.towards shithead humans/youkai (if they piss her off), yes. Otherwise, her whole character is otherwise built around being nurturing towards flora. Being a titcow helps too.
Freddy's been a bad boy!Freddy needs nanny!When Freddy is a bad boy, he needs to be spanked!
>anons still love you, sakuya-san...
>>50000186Yumeko was better.
Sakuya has nice legs, but she's not number one.
>>50000186I love Sakuya because of her looks, "jokes" and my maid fetishAlso the idea of Sakuya molesting or out right raping me while time is stopped makes me super horny
So this is what they mean by modern art.
smelly maid
>>50008529Its not her faultToday was especially busy and she got all sweaty because of it
>>50008529I can't breathe
>>50008529She's silly not smelly!
>>50015369I want to sniff her feet and butt while she is sleeping.
sakuya, what are you doing?
This pic is so tuff
>>50015369i'm going to cum in her shoes
>>50024820but then it'll get in between her toes when she tries to walk and she won't be able to maid effectively. Do you want that?
I like flat / PADs Sakuya because I'm into flatties and I think a girl being insecure about it is hot, simple as.
>>50031579I think she's cuter platonically that way but the moment I get my cock out, I want to see cowtits.
I think Sakuya would definitely take on a manservant simply to enjoy exercising power over him and dominating him and extracting sexual favours by abusing her authority.
what if Sakuya is just a mind contolled slave made to serve Remi and her feet
up
wife
why is she like this
>>50044254What if Sakuya is a mind goblin?
>>50052809a what?
>>50053420ANON NOO
Eccentric meido
Meidos are vanishing...
>>49959401Why so many options with gay shit? She's a maid, and above all, a woman. Her natural function is to serve at any cost, it's her duty to obey.
>>50063296Make her a slave.
>>50075316Evil...
>>50082874*pulls down pants and start masturbating while making direct eye contact*
>>50082954
>>50082874Sakuya-san if she ever met a /jp/sie.
>>50087921That one's baller
>>50087921She's so cool and hip........
>>50087921backwards caps are cool and so is sakuya
>>50084640How can she even try to stab me when she can't even get out of a sand pit?*continues violently masturbating while making direct eye contact, now with a big ass grin on my face*
>>50087921Sakuya is so cool here, she's like a master rapper! I want her to rape battle me.
