taking it easy
cude butt dansh
ゆっくりしていってね
Eajy babaa...
>>49930747easy (young) lady
>>49930579>>49930747Just the smell of her perfume is deadly to common yukkuri.
Canon yukkuri abuse.
>>49930826Luckily for them, Yukari doesn't use perfume.
>>49930843if yukkuri gets eaten, yuiman's snake will simply spit out a new, AI yukkuri!
>>49934795I have always been confused about how waterproof they are supposed to be since they are depicted as both being able to be washed but also melting in rain.
How far would you go in teasing your Yukkuri?
>>49939335Just to the point where they start pouting. I would feel awful if I made them cry for no good reason.
>>49939335Only so far as to where a cube of sugar still makes up for it.
むきゅう。
>>4993933540 days and 40 nights of torment for random strays in one room. Loving and cherishing my personal Yukkuri in another room.
>>49944432Holy shit, look at her go!
>>49940323This MUKYUU can't get away from me so easily
>>49944432Fwom de moment I undashtud da slownesh of my shuffle shuffle, it dishgushted me. I cwawed de stwengt an cewtandy of wegs, da zhe...
>>49944287Shame this story got dropped
eggs are preferable to mammalian birth imo
>>49944287Is this some sort of Universe 25-style story with Yukkuris?
>>49949666Only for house yu's. I am still trying to come up with a good reason for why regular yukkuris are capable of both stalk and mammalian birth.
>>49949666I prefer stalk. More abuseable that way. While I am generally neutral on mammalian, I saw a good comic where someone just reaches into the mother and rips the babies out, which was fun.
HOIHOI AM BECOME DEATH
>>49939335I'd potty train all of them, then refuse them toilet access.I'd teach them shame then make them incontinent by squeezing them when they really need to go.I'd put tiny doses of cyanide in the mean ones' food.
>>49930548What did he mean by this? I'm learning hiragana atm...is hot water referring to piss?
>>49955304that's not how you read the little tsu, you retard.
>>49955304yukkuri shiteitte nehttps://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/wiki_pages/dictionary
>>49955309>Little tsuI am enlightened>>49955458kek I should have known
>>49955309So it dupes the following letter and we get "yukkuri". How can I tell when a word ends and the next one starts. The Japanese chars look like "yukkurishiteittene" without spaces to me.
This thread is gettin' a bit too peaceful...
>>49955534Words do not end or start, they are modified until they form a meaningful unit.
>>49955534>How can I tell when a word ends and the next one startsBy learning the various ways words end and interact with each other. Once you have your kana memorized start learning grammar and reading ASAP.
>>4995432840D40N
>>49955534Japanese has spaces, they're just small and hard to see.
>>49958655That's fucked kek>checked
wasa reimu must have trouble using her hair as arms
>>49955534dont worry, once you've grasped the basic grammar things will become easier.
>>49959880I want to eat that Yukkuri.
>>49960486Is the catch that the food is poisoned?
>>49963973Nah, that artist is better than that. If it's the one I'm thinking of the it's the one where there is a bald Marisa watching from an enclosure outside and the one in the picture is taking it extra easy because it thinks doing so would make the bald one easier. The bald one eventually dies and then the one in that picture has everything taken away and takes its place as another Marisa is brought in to take it easy in front of it.
>>49964367Oh snap, I know that one.I think I've pretty much seen everything on OYP that's interesting. It sucks that yukkuris are a semi dead subject.
>>49959905I want to eat that OL.
>>49964382Yeah, it's a shame that all the best artists either retired or upload very infrequently.
>>49964382I like it best when the Yukkuri seems to be acutely aware of what they once had and will probably never have again.
>>49964493Is there any place that has translated anko's?
>>49944432>>49964249>>49964555You and every other weird fetishistic sadistic nigger ape will get exactly what you deserve. No more, no less.
>>49964598Don't tell me you think Yukkuri abuse enjoyers would do it to living things in real life or something. The whole point of it is that it's for people who are too squeamish for traditional guro.
>>49964570OYP used to have a handful of translated text ankos. Most of the places I read them were in kanji.
>>49930534Imagine someone who hunts down and brutally abuses and tortures Yukkuri abusers while caring for Yukkuris.
These threads singlehandedly made me want to save yukkuris. I've never played a Touhou game but I bought non-bootleg Reimu and Marisa yukkuri plushies just so I could love them.I have been devastated by Nip marketing tactics.
>>49964598The shithead Yukkuris deserve abuse, though.
>>49930534Lovely little being.
>>49965448Adorable.>>49964901>I have been devastated by Nip marketing tactics.As in financially devastated, or that there was false advertising involved?
>>49965464I got 1 shotted, they're too cute and seeing their abuse made me want to save (and buy) them.>thanks for the happy 'risa anon
>>49964901>>49965678I want to make yukkuri art where they get saved/are happy. Or even re-edit art to make them happy. But I can't draw for shit and aisloppa won't be well received...
>>49966500i never ever seen yukkuri ai art. too niche, i guess.
>>49966500You and me both anon. The only reason I come to these threads is so I can right-click save cute yukkuris.>also checked
>>49966500I have seen a couple of well drawn ones that are like that though they become pieces of shit after getting accustomed to the good treatment later and are dealt with appropriately. But if you know where to stop reading you can pretend it was happily ever after.
>>49955304>>49955504Easy mistake, mister!
>>49964696It would certainly make for an interesting dynamic with law enforcement and Yukkuriverse society as a whole since there was technically no crime committed to warrant such a response. Imagine that guy surrounded by family, friends, and colleagues who all consider the killer to be a deranged psychopath for doing this to innocent people who are only guilty of littering at worst, while he has to constantly fight the urge to scream at them that they are wrong so he doesn't raise suspicion as possibly being the killer with such an emotional outburst. He finds it mentally and emotionally draining, feeling like the only sane person in an unhinged world, but he has to continue bottling it up if he wants to keep fighting for these defenseless critters.Unfortunately for abusers, there is only so much Yukkuri abuse that he can turn a blind eye to in the name of his greater good before he snaps, and that's when a horribly mutilated human corpse appears somewhere in the city. He always leaves something behind to let the authorities know that this was a killing on behalf of Yukkuri, just so there is no misunderstanding about the motive. He wants them, along with everyone who sees the news of the killing to know exactly why this happened, and that it is going to keep happening until something is done to stop widespread Yukkuri abuse. This is likely to be a prolonged war for him, however. Greater society does not understand this motive, nor are they willing to compromise with someone who they believe to be a homicidal maniac, so he has no choice but to continue his one man crusade until society changes or he is finally caught.
>>49969597How come it's the abuse artists who draw the most adorable Yukkuri scenes?
>>49970481They know what makes the abuse most potent.
>>49970481If they weren't adorable, they wouldn't want to abuse them.
>>49969791Thanks for the reply. I feel like the guy in your post. Except at least irl there are people who aren't retarded freaks and feel the same way I do about the abuse. I don't know how exactly to make this story, if I even should. But it might be worth it. A bit of video editing and cloning Dexter Morgan actor's voice perhaps.For the story, he gets to a point where he strikes utter fear and pain into abusers. Making them feel the same way the yukkuris feel. Yukkuris being happy someone cares about them.
>>49973799> Except at least irl there are people who aren't retarded freaks and feel the same way I do about the abuse.Oh, for sure. I was just basing it on Yukkuri setting logic where it seems like Yukkuri abusers are just seen as people with weird hobbies at worst. In real life there would be Yukkuri rights advocates even if science was able to definitely prove that Yukkuri were not living things. Humans tend to have a habit of bonding with inanimate objects as it is, and it would be very easy for these objects to garner sympathy if they are able to even just mimic human speech, and especially if they are cute too.One example I have used in a past thread is a clip that went around on Twitter some time ago of some streamer pushing and kicking a robot he bought and there were a bunch of people in the comments mad at him for doing it despite the act being functionally no different than kicking a fridge or washing machine. Hell, even the Boston Dynamics people pushing the robots around to test their balancing capabilities seem to make some people mad. All these machines needed to have was a human shape and that was enough for some people to want to stand up for them.
>>49974876Reminds me of a use of abusive kindness I saw in a comic, where someone feeds some newly born stray Yukkuri some sweets them puts them back just to alter their sense of taste forever and make them unable to eat the garbage they eat in the wild.
>>49978613I want to try a bit of pure stevia or sucralose to see what super overly sweet tastes like
>>49983168Uneasy...
>>49983168What a bunch of spoiled little shits. They're just gonna end up getting themselves killed by doing that.
>>49987083Strays shouldn't spoil their children like this. They will develop ZERO survival skills and will perish as soon as their parents die.
>>49987554A newly abandoned pet Yukkuri is likely to do that. Yukkuri do not learn often but one thing they do seem to learn after a mistake or two is to not spoil their children or they will develop habits that lead a horrible mutilation or death, and that is if they don't drag their parents down with them.
>>49988920Which one will become the poo-poo slave?
>>49994845your mom
>>49944287she's peeing on the food she's eating...
>>49995833EWWWW
I find things like Yukkuri of Touhou or the Fluffy Ponys that came out of the MLP fandom is how in those worlds humans are basically cthulhu like gods. Our far greater abilities make us like gods to them. Some humans are cruel or kind.
>>49996136"You expose yourself by how you play the game."
>>49996136That's a fun way to put it. To humans, the old gods are incomprehensible and often cruel, just as humans are to Yukkuri. They don't understand why humans do as they do, and they never will. Whether or not the human ignores them, simply crushes them and moves on, or inflicts unimaginable horrors on them depends entirely on their mood, and there are particularly sadistic ones among them who actively seek to inflict those horrors upon them. Much like with humans, there are some Yukkuri foolish enough to think they could command one or fight one and win but they never even come close, and are only rewarded with death for their audacity. All they can hope for is to not be noticed by one, because once they are noticed there is little they can do to prevent it from doing whatever it wants with it.From the human's point of view Yukkuri are just silly little critters at best and pests to be exterminated at worst, but even the kindest among them would never consider one to be anything remotely close to an equal, and would even place the life of an animal well above that of a Yukkuri's. That is probably how the old gods view humanity too. A form of life too low to be considered life.
>>49973850I see what you mean. Although I'm pretty sure Yukkuri are suppose to actually think and feel.
All Yukkuri abusers will suffer the pain they dealt to Yukkuris.
>>50000533Yukkuris are literal retarded pastry buns. They deserve no rights.
>>50000506The scientific community would certainly have to look into collectively redefining what life is after encountering creatures made of unconventional materials.
>>50000496>masticate
A group of wild yukkuri meet weekly for the yukkuri rights committee, started by some well-meaning activists. Every week, the yukkuri come to the same conclusions.>lots of schweet-schweets!>mishter clothes!>do high-high! and wick-wick!>look at me poo-poo easy!When it is time to consider how this is to be accomplished, they puff-puff and blame shiddy humans for not being easy enough. Thus, nothing happens and further deliberations are postponed to next week.
Realistic yukkuri!
What's your favorite Yukkuri filling?
>>50001793Then it all comes to an unfortunate end when their collective noise ends up attracting the attentions of some bored local children with nothing to do.
>>50003185alice's custard
Recently, yukkuri activists have started "orange juice banks" much like food banks, but with free orange juice. This is a response to many yukkuri abuse stories where the owner doesn't have orange juice on hand and uses sugar water or orange soda or diet sprite or whatever nonsense is in the refrigerator. Yukkuri all over Japan rejoice!
>be me>wake up early on a Sunday morning>scrolling through the /jaypee/ catalog while taking my morning shit>notice 21 new posts in the yukkuri thread>wonder if anyone has replied to me>new posts are all wholesome>smile big, even save a few imagesEverything is as it should be anons, yukkuris are made to love and be loved by you.
>>50005567No you don't understand, you'll be put down for having these thoughts. You're in danger
>>50005567It's funny how Yukkuri seem to be both extremely fragile and extremely durable at the same time. Like they are very easy to wound but a little harder to kill since you have to remove or destroy their core, or they will likely keep living even if you tear them apart.
>>50000639>literal retarded pastry bunswhat is their pee and poo made of?
>>50005729Shame this was never finished.
>>50005791Sugar water and whatever filling they have,
>>50005820Thank you for telling us. I unfortunately don't remember which ones have endings or mistakenly assume they end on a happy note.
>>50005697Isn’t their reproductive speed the only thing keeping the species alive?
>>49996136>>49996198>>49996917This is a trope called Humans are Cthulhu:https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HumansAreCthulhu
What about a ChatGPT yukkuri?Anon notices his deibu cirno yukkuri had pooped outside the toilet. Upon scolding it, the yukkuri says "I'm terribly sorry for what happened earlier. I had a sudden medical emergency and I deeply regret the mess and discomfort it caused. I'd like to take responsibility for it and I'll make sure to be more careful in the future. Please let me know if there's anything I can do to make it right."while taking another messy shit in the direction of Anon's face.
The deibu cirno yukkuri is given his lunch."MISTAH Thank FOOD you for the MUNSCH wonderful MUNSCH lunch! It is HAPPINESH absolutely delicious, and I DIS really appreciate you taking the time SHID and effort to prepare IZ such a fantastic meal. It was exactly GOOD what I needed YUUUU!!!!."
What do you guys feel upon seeing yukkuri abuse images?
>>49966500I generated ai slop picture once. Looks like this.
>>50010567very cute
>>50010560A sense of peace and a touch of longing.
>>50010576I find it sad to be honest
What are some easy DIY options for yukkuri clothing? Maybe something with duct tape or a cut up glove or baby sock...
>>50010590KENNETH NO!Apologise to Marisa-kun right now otherwise you won't get dessert
>>50010623Yeah, I'm thinking the heel portion of a largeish sock. Something that's somewhat spherical already, you could add some straps like overalls and a booty flap.
>>50010590Fat city yukkuri?I noticed the small tsu this time, thanks anons.
>>50011031Thanks!
>>50011024>>50011044;_;
>>49987083but humans eat and poop in their own homes too
So cut off the toe part of the sock (use it as a winter hat maybe). Then roll up the heel part and you can use it as a sporty headband or a sweater.
>>50013948This doesn't make any sense, her torso should be rotated to the opposite side of the leg doing the kick. This image is deeply disturbing
ski masks for yukkuri so they can rob gas stations and banks
>>50014230Easy meals for tired, soulless retail workers!
>>50014324They may be underpaid but I hope they aren't desperate enough to eat sweets that were rolling around in dirt.
>>50018838Oh hey, I remember that pool.
>>50018838The telltale signs of a stray...
>>50022431What are they? Please expound!
>>50023273The DIRT.
>>50014419How much cleaning would it take to make a wild Yukkuri edible?
>>50024610Depends, how hungry are you?
>>50024658How long would it take to clean one until it's at least safe to eat?
>>50024947Depends on the size, but make sure to use OJ instead of water!
>>50024947If we compare it to something in real life, how deeply are you willing to clean a donut that has been on the ground for god knows how long? There is surely a point where you are better off just tossing it and buying a fresh one to eat, which in this case would be buying food grade Yukkuri at the store.It does make me wonder if a Yukkuri tastes any different from a regular snack. I know one of the perks is that you can adjust the sweetness yourself but would it taste any better than an equivalent snack outside of that? I also wonder if they are also cheaper on account of being easier and faster to make.
>>50026969Maybe something about their biology would make them easier to clean than regular manju.
>>50027199They seem to melt in regular water but they don't in orange juice, and possibly even any other kind of sweetened liquid, so I guess it would be possible to wash one without destroying it unlike a regular donut. Might even give one a bit of a citrus flavor too if you're into that. That said, visible cleanliness aside, there is also the issue of the kind of diet strays have. While Yukkuri seem to be able to digest anything, you would still have to be comfortable with eating something that has been eating nothing but worms, insects, and literal garbage. Those things might get perfectly digested once it goes down but they surely still have residue from those things in their mouths.
>>50027216>white hand>abusing a yukkuriKEKWhat are you trying to push shlomo?
>>50028285It's pure white so any race can fill it in with their chosen color.
Found a cute channel about Yukkuris and other amazing touhou things. https://youtube.com/shorts/weANA6HP114
>>50027216This shit is retarded. A food item made to be eaten would logically enjoy being eaten. Especially going by touhou logic i.e intent/faith. I think I'll just headcanon all yukkuri abuse as yukkuris enjoying it.
>>50033348>I think I'll just headcanon all yukkuri abuse as yukkuris enjoying it.I would argue that getting eaten and getting mutilated are two different things. The mutilation is more a waste of food since they are not typically eaten after everything is done.
>>50033348Yukkuris are too dumb to realize they're made of food and keep obsessing about "taking it easy".
>>50033348How would you define "A food item made to be eaten"? All animals that we eat could be considered such, and they do not like to get eaten.
>>50037258Processed food item.
>>50037258>>50037484That idea is where the disconnect about Yukkuri not being considered to be living things stems. It's true that despite being edible, animals don't want to be eaten. The same should be considered true of Yukkuri but since they are made of unconventional matter, which is to say anything other than flesh and bone, they aren't considered as such despite their own protests.
Post Kanakurri.
I only get my news from Yukkuri
>>50044849I wonder, what would the average mentally healthy person do when confronted with such a creature in real life?
>>50044859Spank!
>>50040586based
>>50044859>in real lifeProbably freak the fuck out and smash it or just run away, they're pretty horrific if you remove the anime cuteness filterReminds me of an old low-budget horror series called Critters
>>50044859Hug em and squeeze em.
What are Kanakurri like, anyway
Is there reasons why each kind has a particular filling?
>>50045561God made them that way. Same with us, the ones with lighter filling are better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlhEc3m3R7c
>>50044859>>50044859>I wonder, what would the average mentally healthy person do when confronted with such a creature in real life?Worst place to ask that. Imo people would think they're cute after being creeped out at first.>>50045377>if you remove the anime cuteness filterBut that defeats the point. It's like if Ran were real and she didn't have her trademark tails.
>>50045377>>50046539It does make me what they would look like in real life. Like would it be immediately apparent that they are made out of sugar and flour or is that something you would only be able to tell if you cut them open?
>>50048748Maybe by touch or smell someone would know. Especially if they bake or cook a lot. Anyway, I have an urge to give Yukkuris marijuana. They'll really take it easy.
>>50048748Probably something like >>50001836
>>49996136>>49996198>>49996917>>50009302I want a story about this. A story about humans from the perspective of yukkuri, wild or pet, on their perspectives on our cities, culture, etc.
>>50050147I used to care about the "Fluffy Pony" sub fandom and my favorite stories explored the idea of how the Fluffy Ponys lived in a world they weren't created to live in. Yukkuri are similar. Living food stuffs that can talk and have to live around much larger and more capable humans who they don't understand.
A dosu yukkuri finds a picture book about a human child's typical day at school and she decides to hold a lecture. She believes it will greatly help the yukkuri community to flip through said book. Even though she cannot read, the pictures will suffice. She begins to talk."This Mister Explosive is being very uneasy and yelling and threatening to kill everyone. The human koyukkuri immediately defuses it and saves his village, all before getting out of bed. You should know humans have strange powers like this. ""Now the human is going to clean his teeth. Unlike yukkuri, human teeth do get dirty, so they have to clean it. Humans pay this price because they do not like talking like cute babies. They do not say 'Take it easy!'. They do not say 'Munch Munch Happiness!'. They do not say 'Refreshed!' and even get angry when we do. So they clean their teeth.""The human ko puts on Mister Clothes. Even though it is very luxurious and easy to wear clothes, there is a human story about the first two humans, Adam and Eve, who made everyone very uneasy by showing off their superior fashion sense. To this day, if you are lucky enough to wear Mister Clothes, remember to be nice and take it easy.""Now he goes to the food-room to eat Mister Breakfast. He is eating lots of Mister Vegetables just like us! Even humans cannot eat sweet-sweets for breakfast. All the stories about humans eating pan-cakes, muffin cupcakes, unfrozen yogurt, pop-tart pies, and bagel donuts are lies.""The human ko meets up with other human kos to walk to school together. It seems they are wearing the same Mister Clothes. Like I said, a ko cannot be different and wear fancy clothes. This is so everyone can take it easy. And here, a human adult tells Mister Car to stop so the kos can cross the road safely. So easy! Remember that human adults will not do the same for you, so only cross behind other humans.""School is where humans learn about lots of things, the same way you are learning right now. Here you can see many human kos going into the school. There, they don't have to worry about a very uneasy Mister Sun in the summer, or Mister Rain in the spring and autumn. But humans do not have to worry about being eaten the way we do.""Here all the human kos are sitting together in squares. The room is a square, the small tables are squares, there are squares on the wall, on each table is a square book. There are no squares in the forest where we are, but humans love to have lots of squares everywhere."The dosu yukkuri pulls out a banknote. "Humans love to receive these squares. They are called money. It is said humans will make themselves very uneasy working very hard for these squares. If you want to make a human happy, do not give them food! While other yukkuri will be happy to get your Mister Worm or Mister Weeds, they make human angry. Give money to humans."
"There is a human teacher who is making her own picture book on the wall for the kos to learn from. The kos copy this picture book into their own square books. Humans are not as nice and easy as we are and do not like to share. That is why they need so many copies and why they work so hard.""Now it is time for Mister Lunch. It looks just like Mister Breakfast, but the food is in a square box. Also, now instead of a human family, the kos are eating together. They are saying their Munch Munch Happiness to each other and taking it easy.""After lunch, there is more time to copy picture books. Is it surprising how unhappy and uneasy human kos are, having to work so hard every day? They work as hard as adult yukkuri do to do hunt-hunt. I have heard it is to prepare these kos for adult work."The dosu lowers her voice."I have heard adult humans work in the factory, or in places like the factory. Can you imagine? A human that willingly goes to the factory, a place worse than death, for these squares they call money. They could just not go, they could just take it easy, but they do not, and no yukkuri knows why."The dosu straightens."But we are almost done with the book! Here the human ko is walking back home with his friends. He is doing some more work with his square book, even though there is nothing to copy. And now he is having Mister Dinner! Yu? It looks the same as Mister Breakfast and Mister Lunch. Where are the sweet-sweets...?""Anyway, now is time for Mister Bath. Humans do not melt, so they can take it extra easy in a bath. They also do not do lick-lick, so bath time is extra important for them to get clean. They even have to clean their teeth again.""And the human ko is finally in Mister Bed. Humans are scared of the dark, just like yukkuri. They have this strange box that makes Mister Light, which you can also find everywhere outside the human city. However, it seems they do not understand that you are safe when you are in Mister Home and that you do not need light when you sleep, so that is why there is a Mister Light box there."The dosu shuts the book."I hope you have learned a lot about humans from this lecture. Someday, if a Patchouli yukkuri joins our village, we may get a most expert opinion on how to deal with these strange creatures. But for now, let us all, like the humans, also go home, and eat our dinners, and do clean-clean, and go to bed, but unlike the humans, let us all!"They all shout."Take it easy!"
there's an inconsistency with the munch munch happiness I didn't catch in time. oh well
>>49930534
>>50050569>>50050575Very easy!
>>50052517Thank you
>>50050569>>50050575>>50050618You are a treasure and must be protected at all costs. Did you write these anon? They made my morning - thank you, truly.
>>50054259Yes I wrote them. I'm very happy that you like it so much
>>50050618It's a very pretty story!Will you write more?
>>50050569>>50050575Thanks for the comfy story. Stuff like this makes up for the gurotard abuse stuff.
>>50058212Bean paste isn't guro, it's literally processed food.
>>50055004Thank you. I don't know if I'll write more though. >>50058212I appreciate your thanks.
>>50060159Finally, one that addresses lifespan.
>>50050569>>50050575Amazing! I loved your writing!
>>50058809Your posts popped into my head this morning and made me chuckle, I was on my way out the door to chase squares.
>>50060159Always love stuff that goes into yukkuri biology.Also, is anyone else having issues with the yukkuri booru going down?
>>50060470>>50061522I really appreciate your thanks. This is some of the most praise I've ever gotten for anything I've ever made. You guys are great.
>>50064528Dumbass Yukkuris never learn that humans don't see them as cute at all and just treat them as moving garbage.
This panel goes hard asf ngl
What do you suppose would be the ecological repercussions of a rapidly reproducing new species that is essentially made out of candy roaming around would be?
>>50067244If I told someone their face made fish stay at the bottom of the pond, made geese fall from the sky, and caused the moon to hide, they'd punch me
>>50068173That Gensokyo is real.
