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Monsters that disguise themselves as human in order to prey upon unsuspecting men, I find this very attractive

alt thread: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/42139.html

>>49931570
We should really be calling it the real thread at this point.

>>49931570
Buy an ad, fag

b-b-based thread!?!?

>>49931578
That would imply that they're of the same topic. This is general monster girl thread, theirs is an MGE exclusive thread. Two different topics.

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Which monster girl do you believe would have the most interesting breaths to sniff?
Which monster girl would have you coming back for more and more of her breath?

>>49931589
cutest idea ever

>>49931580
Weirdly, it does feel like it.

>>49931567
Of course. What's more attractive than a super predator?

>>49931824
It's just one anon talking to himself.

You guys need to leave this thread and go here:
https://www.gays.com/forum/18-gay-sex-forum/

It is WAY closer to what y'all seem to need from life.

>get online and there are two threads.
This split stuff is getting annoying. Both are terrible in different ways.

>>49932839
AI slop and breathfag spam is terrible on an order of magnitude higher than the other thread

>>49932849
Yet it feels like letting the alt thread fags win.

>>49932839
Report or shit up the other one, they can't do anything about it

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>Casually bakes you cookies only to drug them, so that she can kidnap and rape you
What other monster girls would more inclined to do something similar?

>>49931824
Why?

It's a containment thread for the gacha spammer.

>>49933691
>gacha spammer.
I can't tell who is who anymore.

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>>49933674
the dastardly shoggy

>>49933752
Is it really baking if all she's doing is forming "cookies" from her shog slime?

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Look at this birb. It was emotionally crippling when I saw her in bed with skunk

>>49933873
Didn't this show get cancelled because it was too lewd or some bullshit?

>>49933873
Why? You know every girl in that show is getting railed on a regular basis.

>>49933888
She was meant to be pure.
>>49933876
The anime was pretty much just porn.

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>>49933929

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Get foxed, idiot.

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There is no cow level.

>>49933929
The apex of cheshire cat shitposting

>>49934162
I'll take B. Seems like it'd be the most fun.

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>>49934256

>>49934256
She seems like an explicit kind of kot.

Time for a game of Kiss, Marry, Fuck: Barbarian Edition!

Today's contestants in alphabetical order are:
>P'orc
>Red Oni
>Troll

Who you got, anons?

>>49934667
I have no strong opinion on any of these. Remarkable.

>>49933691
>two threads now spammed with gacha
this is getting out of hand now

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>Moooo

>>49934875
who gives a fuck, the only real function the /jp/ thread serves nowadays is directing anons towards /mge/ where all the regulars went.

>>49934910
We would rather you not do that as we have told you time and time again we do not want to go there.

Right, anons. What do we do now?

>>49934875
What a time to be alive!

Sasuga, Gacha-san... Such dedication!

>>49934910
I don't bother with alt chans. They never last more than a couple years before they become withered husks. Either their userbase dries up, there's an infrastructure issue (lack of funds or getting repeatedly hacked/shut down), or they get spammed with CP bots. Or it's some combination of the three.

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>>49935038
We do our best!

>>49935061
>They never last more than a couple years before they become withered husks
And this thread is already a withered husk compared to the alt one, what's your point?

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>Jub... jubjub. Jubjub jubjub! JUUUUBB!!!!

Wonderland is a terrifying place.

>>49935138
This place can replenish users. Alt chans never replenish users.

>>49935142
Good luck with that, as long as the pests are spitefully shitting it up and/or jannies continue to boycott this place.

>>49935158
>pests are spitefully shitting it up
You would think they would be happy now they finally got their special place.

>>49935158
In your eyes, they're pests. In my eyes, they're frens. What you call shitting up the place, I call funposting. You've gone your way. Let us go ours. You guys say your happy over on your alt chan, so let us be happy here too.
Let it go, Anon. The divorce is final.

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Your queen has arrived. Bow down before her!

>>49934667
kiss troll
fuck pork
marry red oni

>>49935180
Why though?

>>49935202
not really into trolls
orcs are nice, especially high orcs, but I'm not into harems
red oni is the one I'd be least dissatisfied with but I do like them just fine. they're just like me (simpleminded drunkard)

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The sneks are evolving...

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>Married to an imp
>She's in her late 20s
>Does the whole baby talk thing, acting like she's a child
>Think nothing of it, it's just how imps are after all
>Come home from work early one day
>Imp wife is on the computer
>Drinking, smoking, and cussing out someone on the game she's playing
>No hint of babytalk and actually has a bit of a deeper voice
>Sees you come in
>Caught redhanded look on her face
>Tries to do the babytalk thing again but is stumbling over her words
Turns out, she only did the babytalk thing because she thought you liked it. In fact, it's a popular idea among imps that men like that childlike speech.

>>49935387
they're mistaken

MGE-themed porn? WOW.
https://pmvhaven.com/video/Wrong-Feels-Right-Cookie-HMV_68b127ebe985f119ce6cd08c

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Oh yeah, we likes imps here!
We especially love their impish breaths.

>An arch imp secretly rules the world

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>>49935471
Do not follow this link, it's literal furshit.

A cursed link calls for a blessed link to counterbalance
https://litter.catbox.moe/jo3ku4stqab32feo.jpeg

real nice thread you guys got here

>>49935974
Better than yous :^)

>>49935387
Even though it's sloppa, that imp's tummy is very lickable

Realistically speaking, how many p'orcs is too many p'orcs for a p'orc-only harem?

>>49936076
Any number, because they don't exist, and never will

>>49936185
Why do you hurt me like this?

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So do you have to have 3 different wedding ceremonies for all three of them or just 1 wedding ceremony with all 3 at once?

>>49936076
depends entirely on how many you can handle
larger warbands lead to more plunder
if your ass is bad enough you can keep some of them around with promises for rewards for good performance but you gotta be hardcore for that to work

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you know whats great? turtles

>>49936626
Non-optimal for cuddling. The shell is an obstacle.

>>49936838
just cuddle the frint

>>49935912
Is it good?

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What did you do to receive this sentence from Judge Notits?

>>49938609
I was caught thinking about big tits after joining the sabbath.
Yes, thought crimes are a thing there. It's very loli supremacist there.
Oh god, I was thinking wrong thoughts again. They're coming for-

>>49939010
You should have moved to the Moo Moo Farm instead of joining the Sabbath

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>It's been over a day and both threads are still up
The jannies really have stopped caring.

>>49939430
It's really hard to have an opinion on this. That dude is really dedicated for some reason.

>>49939487
Love will make a man do wild things

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>>49939729
Normal foxgirl wife.

>>49939430
>doesn't remember WHFtard + pests keeping up his thread for fucking weeks
/jp/ jannies never cared to begin with, they just babysit their favorite vtumors

>>49940060
Bit ironic that the lack of care they lamented they now use to attack this place.

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I will make my meds and become a productive member of society

>>49940060
WHFtard? Give me the quick rundown

>>49940179
i imagine most anons here struggle with that. They might want a girl less demanding.

>>49940179
>kiki disappears
Where'd my maid go

>>49940184
That's what shogg is for. Anons that want to improve themselves and become the best man they can be opt for kikis. Those that want to descend into chaos, shut themselves off from the world, and become slimebrained go for shoggs

>>49940186
You took the wrong pills

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>wakes you up by licking your face

>>49939729
aren't all foxes crazy by default?

>>49940234
MGQ has a fox that named herself cash money. She seems to have her priorities straight.

>>49940244
>MGQ has a fox that named herself cash money.
Sounds like nuki behavior

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The ant life is a tough life

>>49940183
Warhammer Fantasy Anon, a tripfag from /tg/. Extremely autistic, had a very distinct style of writing and spent years dropping unwanted prompts taken straight from his /tg/ homeland. Also tried making threads with warhammer or ace combat shit, which led to anons abandoning them and making new ones.
Most likely even more fucked in the head than le mick, just not so overtly malicious.

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>Nyaa!
>Welcome to Wonderlanyaand!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZVB8yZZAog
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

>>49940954
One can only imagine the meme culture that exists in a world with monster girls on the internet, especially with cheshires in the mix

>Ywn experience an imp babytalking as you make-out with her
Why live?

>average lamia typically weighs in at 800-900lbs
Hope you have a strong bed frame!

>>49941151
I'd just sleep on the floor with cushions and blankets and snake

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You wanna kiss this black harpy don't you, Anon?

>>49941151
Bed frames? I'd just be worried about having a second floor.

Long, slimy, snek tongue

>>49944050
Someone hide the birds!

>>49944065
More like hide the mice!

Damn. Five hours without a post. The days of pointlessly pontificating waifus are over.

>>49945560
All good things come to an end

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She wants to become the mother of your children.
She actually wants the sexo more, but children with you are a nice bonus.

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>unapologetically clogs your shower drain

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>Mogs everyone and everything

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>>49946204

Black widow arachne
>horny venom that puts apophi and manticores to shame
>strongest yet softest silk in the world
>goth girl by default
>sexually aggro but in a sly/domineering way (not the hellhound way)
>calm, cool, and collected disposition
>poor eyesight, almost all need glasses
>secretly afraid/uncomfortable with hugging
>will take lots of time to get her accustomed to hugs, but once down, she'll become a hugslut

>>49946540
>>>/pol/

>>49945560
>pointlessly pontificating waifus
The complete lack of self-awareness on your part is hilarious, I give you that.

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you know you would

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>Throwing your genetic line away for big titty goat

>>49946678
>old wights lurking forums looking for men on /pol/ to seduce.

>>49931530
very welcoming image

>>49948713
Indeed. She wants (You) in her mouth.

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>>49948767
She would get what she wants, and I wouldn't hesitate really. Monster Girl's throat must feel soo good, exotic from normal ones.

>>49948853
Jingai is quite the artist.

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>>49948853
Indeed, especially when they have a long tongue to go along with it.

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>>49948919
Indeed.
>>49948942
Right? I personally love fangs, it makes their face and mouth much cuter. But also more dangerous?..

>>49949064
The predatory eyes of a reptile and the fangs add the fear factor. She could bite it off and swallow in it an in instant. Though you know she won't because she genuinely loves you, that primal, survival instinct is screaming at you in the very back of your mind that maybe this isn't a good idea. Especially when that long, thick, lamia tail holds you in place such that you can't move at all.

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>Cursed with perpetually dirty floors

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>Chilling in your living room with your beezle wife
>Room is immaculately clean
>Go to the bathroom to take a leak
>Come back room is trashed
>Don't even know where half of the trash items came from or how rotten food and moldy pop appears
>She looks at you like nothing happened
Some think kikis and shoggs are eternal rivals. This is untrue. They may have some disagreements on how to clean (kikis preferring the traditional approach of removal and sanitation, and shoggs preferring the approach of dissolving, but they actually work well together and support each other). No, the eternal rival of both kikis and shoggs are beezles and to a lesser extent, devil bugs. The girls that instantly trash any dwelling within mere moments and have no desire to pick up after themselves, and even worse, actually prefer to live in filth.

>>49946957
Bro, I would shove my face between those cheeks of her and start going to town. You'd need the jaws of life to pull me away from her before I've had my fill

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Why is pharaoh's anubis attendant so upset here?

>>49948545
Fish are sexier though

>>49950139
Is royalty allowed show that much ass?

>>49950191
I would think not, but if they're the ones that get to make up the laws and customs of their kingdoms, then I guess it's up to pharaoh who much ass is allowed to be shown.

>>49950196
My other guess from the blush is that ms Anubis just had an awakening.

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>>49950214
She now understands why so many people love her pharaoh. Her fat ass

>>49950336
Cool yerb.

>>49950336
Worms are the superior girls. No one can compete against worms, not even holsts.

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I feel like she's trying to tell me something, but I don't know what. Whatever, she seems trustworthy; I'll go where she wants me to

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I am weak to desert doggos

This thread is only alive during US time, where are the eurocucks?

>>49951262
If it wasn't clear before, the few retards most butthurt about /mge/ migration are from the US timezone.

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>>49951262
Too busy fellating each other in preparation to become alps

The bicorns are out on the loose. Be wary, else you may find yourself with a harem you may not want.

The comedic part of having two threads is that the gacha spammer doesn't know which one to spam.

>>49951415
>that awkward moment when your husband starts eyeing up a bicorn

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Obey.

>>49953771
Is there a monster girl alive that doesn't leglock?
Aside from the obvious ones that can't like centaurs.