Pick one
>>49934284Mating press Narumi
>>49934284Yukari-sama
>>49934284Naturally my wife Ran-shama
sumitummy
>>49934284>>49934294>>49934906>>49934926>>49935288All lesbians btw
>>49935301Consider blowing your brains out, yuricuck.
49935347Don't reply to yourself, its unseemly
>>49934284Definitely Alice
>>49934284sumisexo is sexo
>>49934284its the wife hu for me
>>49936653That's my wife tho, idiot
>>49936667there are an infinite number of Rans in the multiverse to give everyone their own fox
>>49936653>>49936667Your wives have pegging fetishes bros.
>>49936676>>49936682There's only one Ran-shama and she's my wife and she doesn't have any pegging fetish, thoughever
>>49936766>thoughevergo away crossie
Risui art is dogshit. Yurifags like her should be beaten up
>>49934284My wife Aya, easily
>>49934284The best girl wears glasses
>>49944284t. chinless contrarian
>>49944284you're free to seethe about her tastes, but calling her art bad is just the height of contrarianism
damn, looking at it again, sumi is bigger than the protagshot!
Sad we don’t have best girl Sanae so I’ll take Youmu.
>>49934284My cute wife Kokoro.Though they are all quite cute
>>49955659Your wife is a lesbian who likes girls (females).
>>49934284Youmu always
>>49934284>dyke mangayikesThe art is good tho
>>49955725Touhou IS yuri media thoughbeit.
>>49955732Say that one more time and I'm going to draw Zanmu and Hisami getting ravaged by men (they both like it).
>>49955744anon, literally no one cares about zanmu and hisami
>>49955745I'll give you Zanmu but Hisami is pure sex.
>>49955744You won't because you don't draw.
>>49955752Watch me.
Sex
>>49955752>>49955761>>49955744https://files.catbox.moe/3o4ard.pngThere, I did it.
>>49957811Uncute and uncanon.
>>49957895Now it's canon.
>>49934284Artstyle a shit why are they all so longSumireko
>>49957905*headcanon
>>49957957Nuh huh
>>49957811Thats really good anon
>>49957811Powerful
>>49934284Patche>>49957811No Heart eyes/10jk Pretty good and checked
>>49934284Where is Sanae? How can you have all of the main protagonists except for Sanae lined up together?I HATE THIS
>>49958123Her spot was taken by fan favorite character Narumi
>>49957811Okay but when will you draw Meira?
Who
MEIRA BALLSGOTTEM BAAAHAHAHA
>>49957811yes, miss hisami! I will go to hell!
>>49957811BASED! TOTAL YURIKEK DEATH
>>49934284>All teensLol. By now they are cakes, even Sumireko is in her mid 20's.
>>49958769>Dead-end job, Christmas Cake SumirekoOk now I'm interested
>>49957811AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>49958769college ronin sumireko, useless history degree with focus on cultural supertitions, leeching of her parents, going out at the dead of the night for paranormal investigations...
>>49957811CUTE AND CANON
>>49934284Cute, dignfied, slutty Sakuya always!>>49955744I'm a yurifag myself but also and /lgd/ one and general heterofag too. Shame so many yurifags are mentally ill, castrated retards who can't enjoy all views of the mississippi.
>>49958880>lgdYuri is better when it's girls yurifying hetero females.
>>49958880>>49959182go back to /u/ cucks
>>49955744>>49957811Incredibly based for actually following through with it.
>>49957811Based and canon.
>>49957811This really summoned /v/hu didn't it?
>>49959434It didn't.They're mad he's not slaving for them
>>49959447Good, fuck those parasites. If they want someone to jerk them off they can go back to their discord.
>>49959447It honestly didn't even occur to me they were supposed to be black until I checked out their thread, guess I'm not American enough.
>>49959464They're just Ugly Bastard dark skinnedDo you expect mindbroken /v/ refugees not to see niggers everywhere?
>>49959481I don't assume anyone operates in good faith if they come from there, drawfag or non.
>>49959464Have you never read porn?
>>49959639Yo this nerd READS porn!
>>49959639What porn are you reading?
>>49959655>>49959656Happens often in porn comics
>>49959717Lemme backtrack a little. What exactly happens in porn comics: having to read, or random blacks fucking women?
>>49959757That the guy in the scene might turn darker for no reason, I don't know why the artists do that but it happensLookhttps://litter.catbox.moe/lfhk2u7l8iis7358.webp
>>49959768I see. Thanks for explainingBut also>webpDEATH
>>49934284Shanghai
>>49959779I don't like that doll, CharlieHer Smug aura mocks me
>>49959457Holy meirabroken
>>49959817We know you are, lil guy.
>>49947000which one is this?
>>49959782Sex
>>49959782>>49960612Shanghai has always been significantly more erotic than Alice.
>>49960628Nice....
>>49960628Doll joints, ero
>>49960628I want to fuck dolls
>>49960628I want to fuck a doll anon
Picking anyone other than Ran is the sign of a massive gay
>>49964257I don't want your wife, I want MY wife.
>>49964257ranfags obsessed with homosexuality as usualfuck off with your generic fox whore
>>49964257Mmmmm Ran sex
>>49964257soft warm fox tumperfect place for human children
>>49964267>>49964286You are seething so hard lmao>>49964613>>49966406High IQ individuals with supreme taste
>>49964257>>49967684Yukari is better though
>>49967684Toby Fox's mommy-wife.
>>49934284Byakuren lock in final answer
>>49934284Sad that this is being wasted on dyke shit.
>>49967977Touhou is "dyke shit" thoughever.
>No sukumizu NitoriAbsolutely criminalAll I want is my kappa wife with her erotic body accentuated by a blue one pieceIt stays on and gets pushed aside during the lewd stuff
Uhhh, dyke sisters, what was our response to this again?
>>49967989ReiMari are so cute together.
>>49968067Coincidentally this also applies to fraternal displays of affection and yaoitards.
>>49967979Kys yuricuck.
>>49957811Can I offer some constructive criticism Hisami's pussy is in the wrong location. You put the v-hole where the a-hole or tailbone should be.
>>49968067Imagine seeing a story where two girls have regular sleepovers and constantly care about each other and basically live together and going "hmm yes those women like dick".
>>49968223>You can only care about people if the relationship involves sexual gratificationGrim.
>people ITT can't appreciate girls in swimsuits because the artist apparently draws yuriYou guys need to get a grip.
>>49968266>>49968281Too green.
are you guys seriously triyng to say 'n-not gay!' about risui's 2hus of all people? they're gay, they're mega gay
It’s fucked up that this is currently the only Touhou manga in SCoOW with a consistent schedule>SPELL is on break and next is last chapter>CDS is on hiatus until November>Love Colored Boundary is slow as fuck on their schedule>T*uhou Waw*n
>>49968333Yuri is too powerful!
>>49968320I know they're gayI simply don't care and lust for them regardless.
>>49968320Nobody actually cares about that, it's the "uhhh actually Touhou is a yuri franchise" stance that's being mocked.It's like a "we get it, you have some fucked up perception of human relationships and a lot of pent up self loathing, but you don't need to project it constantly" sort of vibe.
>>49968385Touhou has had yuri undertones forever though.
>>49968638See >>49968067
>>49968688Literal second game Reimu tries to make Meira her woman.
>>49968697Yeah, PC98 had a lot elements that aren't really congruent with the direction the series took (to the point where all 5 games are basically in Limbo regarding their status as canon). The early games were far more "cute girls doing cute things" and leaned very heavily into their cute'em up roots, things that aren't really reflective of where the series went in the Windows transition.
>>49968738Hisami.
>>49968743You have one character from a bad game. Congratulations.
>>49968760Yuyuko and Yukari have extremely sapphic undertones too.
>>49968743If you had played her game in japanese you would know her relationship with Zanmu is that of kouhai-senpai, not a single yuri undertone; but that would require you not to be a filthy secondary. So yeah, headcanon.>>49968760See above, she doesn't even count.>>49968787Literal headcanon.
>>49968787See >>49968067
What sort of person comes into a yuri thread to hate on yuri?
>>49969114A non-secondary person.
>>49934284The smelliest one.
Post your favorite hu and why you hate yuri.I hate yuri because obsessive consumption of yuri is often correlated with an intense disgust for the male form (and, by extension, instense self loathing). This is why there's so much overlap between yuri consumption and transexuality, it's a very predatory community that preys upon young men who are insecure regarding their own bodies.My favorite hu is Marisa because she makes me smile.
>>49969114Mind broken people who will rather have a thread about boy/hu/s with gay "undertones".
>>49934284non-yurifags are so insecure, that seeing the girls getting it on between each other and not with Not-A-Self-Insert-sama, male outsider OC, makes them go full control damage and calling anyone that doesn't agree with them the bad word which starts with S
>>49969384calm down ESL
Oh, nooooo! The bad word that starts with E! What am I going to possibly do now?
>>49969282>>49969384>>49969415samefag yuricuck
>>49969384Why do hus need to be fucking at all? Real Touhou's approach to sexual elements is as dry as a desert, ZUN has very little interest in exploring these girls' sexuality in his works so I don't understand why you're so obsessed that specific angle that you'd frame this discussion in a purely sexual manner (i.e. bring up a male oc strawman when nobody else is).
>>49969384It's okay, the will pretend they're above any of this fetishistic garbage and sex-driven discussion just in time for the other touhou threads that feature such things. Rinse and repeat.
>>49969497I'm sorry that the only types of Touhou discussions you can conceptualize are sexual in nature. Just seems like a very sad existence.
>>49934284>Pick oneI'm quite fond of this half phantom half dork.>>49950702>>49955709Looks like I'm not the only one either.
>>49969114>yuri threadThis is a swimsuit thread
>>49969515If that's the only thing you can extract from my post, which is only pointing out the hypocrisy that I discover in these threads that devolve in the typical shit flinging, then I really can't expect anything more from someone like you. I wish you luck the next time you spout similar egregious claims to other people. Maybe they will be as ill-mannered as you and give you an equally juvenile response like yours..
>>49969419>>49969497>>49969574Still samefagging lmao
>>49969574It's a little weird to act like you have the moral high ground in a conversation where one side is making the claim that Touhou is a yuri franchise, especially when you pretty obviously reference another post in your prior post which you refused to directly acknowledge (engaging in ad hominem rather than risk admitting the position that "Touhou is yuri" is untenable), but you do you anon.
>>49969419>Why do hus need to be fucking at all?Brother, I just entered here and all of you are obsessing over a doujin where the girls are lesbos, because 'muh canon'. What makes it funnier about your disgust for sexual themes because "erm touhou has no sex" is that you have 20 threads per week talking about how much anons want to fuck this maneater beast and nobody bats an eye, so not only your argument falls, but that you are the only one here that actually thinks like that. You're trying to look good and smart with your fancy wording when you and your buddies are the ones throwing rocks like angry monkeys>(i.e. bring up a male oc strawman when nobody else is)Wrong fallacy, but I just put it there just to piss off people more, AND because I know there are some writefags here that did just that a few times, which makes us return to my previous statement.Also, I'm not even into yuri, just that the hypocrisy and autism of the average /jp/sie is pretty easy to point out
>>49969665Tewimom?
>>49969678Nope, just a fan of /v/hu
>>49969543pubes should have been white
>>49969603>where one side is making the claim that Touhou is a yuri franchiseWhich is why I called it "fetishistic garbage". Yeah, very weird that you're blind. Just a tad weird that you brilliantly inferred my entire position not once but twice. I guess I should've been more abrasive and "hurrah hurrah, let's go team!" so self-centered extra special individuals wouldn't think they're catching strays. Maybe pointing out the hypocrisy of standing in this pedestal some have built for themselves while equal fetishistic garbage is laughably common in the board, but isn't riddled with the same performative pushback, is somewhat choosing a side in this shit flinging contest. Yes, the "Touhou is a yuri franchise" fag is retarded at best and a bad actor (likely) at worst, but that's common knowledge to fucking anyone at this point.
>>49969665>and all of you are obsessing over a doujin where the girls are lesboI don't really give a shit about your doujin, I only joined this discussion in response to this retard >>49967979
>>49969684>just a fan of /v/huA shitposter came from the /v/ermin threads, how shocking.
>>49969497The eternal cycle.>>49969966Don't fall for bait that easily.>>49969970I don't really post there, I just appreciate their energy
>>49934284Naruko my beloved.
