50 million Ariya threads but no Chimata thread. This injustice against Gensokyo's coolest goddess cannot continue. Thankfully, Chimata has got a plan.
>>49946380Chima-sama, no! That makes mustard gas!
>>49946380idk she looks kinda lame
All the final bosses of the last few games showed up in FW... except Chimatan.
Rainbow Alice deserves less.
>>49946380/v/hu goddess!
>>49946393Chimata is literally the coolest of them all. She's smart, charismatic, cool, cunning, intelligent, powerful, sexy, and all around amazing!
>>49946380I love that /jp/'s drawheroes love Chimata. Everyone artist should be forced to draw a Chimata every week under penalty of death.
>>49946380Chimata a Tenkyuute!
>>49946380>>49946382Don't worry everyone, I helped her! It's all good now!
>>49946874Wow, Chima-sama is amazing! Good job anon. Catastrophe avoided.
>>49946874NO CHIMATAN YOU DON'T MICROWAVE ALREADY POPPED POPCORN, ITS ALREADY READY TO EAT
>>49946380>>49946874Oops.
>>49946446Here, I'll fix ZUN's mistakeRainbow MarketIncident Attack: Point items also give power while hyper is active. Turns surrounding bullets into point items when hyper ends.Shot Stone:Reimu: Fires a semi-wide spray of Yin-Yang Orbs, Orbs bounce off vertical edges of screen.Marisa: Barrage of multi-colored penetrating pulse lasers, slight spread.Assist Stone:Point of Collection is lowered.
>>49946920NOT NAZRIN
Someone take the microwave away from this goddess
>>49946446She showed up in a decimal right after her game and had a chapter for herself in what's-her-name-whaleCompare that to the absolute torture of being a Keikifag getting fucking starved for 6 years while the beast mafia got all the love
>>49946874what a baka, that pop-corn dont need any wave.
>>49946446After all the stuff that ended up being her fault, they put her in Moriya timeout.
>>49946380
>>49947109Do it. Free us.
Chimata watched one of those early 2010s videos of microwaving everything. Someone tell her she's a decade late to the trend
>>49947287But she looks like she's having so much fun. I don't want to spoil it for her.
>>49947287Where's her giant tinfoil shield to hide behind?
>>49947109
>>49946380I can't tell you how I know this, but this is a scheme to lower the value of Chimatas so they can buy all the Chimatas on the cheap and rent them out at exorbitant mark up.
>>49948574Microwave stocks on the rise!
Ariya is just better, Chimata can't compete.
>>49949818Go away rock hag, you're not getting my prayers.
What's worse: Never being married, or being married to Susanoo?
>>49949846I dunno, Susanoo seem like to be a pretty fun lad to be around.
32 messages and it's all twisted forms of worship and worse.
>>49949885She's not going to punish us, is she?
>>49949901You punish yourselves every day by denying her radiance and abundance.
>>49949818Can I suck on these HUGE breasts!
>>49949910No...
>>49949945Only after marriage.
>>49949885>>49949910Maybe the change of seasons where the greens turn to colorful earthen hues before the coming of winter can be reason enough for a celebration and opening of a market. That would make her happy, right?
>>49949846there's nothing wrong in Never Being Married!see how many bachelorette goddesses there are in Gensokyo! Completely Normal!
>>49950243What can be done about Gensokyo's millennium maiden goddess problem?
>>49950261Give them faith, make them happy. You're willing to do at lest that much, right?
>>49950357Ehhhhh, what's in it for me?
>>49950456Good fortune, and you get to pick fights with people that worship a different goddess than you for having inferior beliefs. It's all perfectly sanctioned too so you won't get in trouble.
>>49950491I can get good fortune from that friendly bunny in the bamboo forest, or by paying the shrine maiden for a fortune. And how does fighting on the behalf of someone else's honor help me?
>>49946380To be fair, OP, we did have a Chimata thread that lasted for three months that reached the bump limit a week or two ago.
>>49950537I thought anons loved bullying each other. Not like fighting has to be physical confrontations.
>>49949947Yes.>>49950112I wonder if the thread will keep going all the way to the Christmas markets if it's as slow as the previous one was.
>>49951495>Yes.Ah, well shoot. Is there a proper route of penance for redemption?
>>49951741It's the simplest and hardest thing, change your self, change your attidute, change how you view life and change how you view others.
>>49950537You are lame, why not fight? Isn't it fun to smack around those less than you?Buy them out, bully them with violence, insult them so no one likes them! Its normal, you know?
>>49946544????????????????Alice? Who's Alice?
>>49953904Chimata is talking all this shit but we all know she's a desperate people pleaser and if someone tried to bully her she'd break down in tears
Chimatan is amazing.
>>49957312Finally someone gets it. How can someone look at something like this and not be awestruck?
>>49949846>>49950261>Gensokyo's millenniumYou're right, Eirin is still available!SEEEEEEEXXXXX!!!
>>49958488By knowing she's a dork
ちま~ ちま~
Purple hair yeah or nah?
I must sniff Chimata's unwashed butthole.
>>49959386What does "dork" even mean?>>49960359We must imagine Chimata-sama happy.>>49961560It does suit her.
>>49963207Depends on the context, but in recent years online, it's often used to tease someone(often affectionally, but not always) who acts/is acting naive, silly, foolish, or quirky or a mixed combination of said or similar traits. You can see this reflected in how people generally use it around the site now. Especially when you see people saying things like "Cute Dork!" or "I love this dork!"
>>49964242Anon you're such a dork
>>49965614Hey, you can't just do me dirty like that. You're supposed to bully 2hus, not anons.
>>49964242She's not really any of those things. Maybe you would say she is "quirky" but gods are not tied to human norms of behavior.
I think she's a loser
>>49961560GIF related.
There's an ongoing solar storm and full moon soon, this might be the best chance in a good while to witness the Lunar Rainbow in a while.
No Lunar Rainbow yesterday, maybe today?
>>49975679Maybe, tonight is a corn moon for North America, and a full on blood moon total eclipse for the majority of the eastern hemisphere. That sounds kinda spooky though...
>>49975693I saw the eclipse but not Lunar Rainbow. Untill next full moon + solar storm combo...
Chimata-sama...
Chimata-sama.
Where is it?
Chimata held a special market yesterday, the stock was gone in a flash!
My goddess of capitalism can’t possibly be this cute.
>>49991916Those Eskimos knew a good product when they saw it.
>>49992727Two yurigoddesses.
>>49992727They should team up and start selling idol figurines of themselves.
>>49991916Cute, did you draw it?
>>49995852No, but I did request it.
>>49996115You did Chimata-sama's work!
Why does Chima-tan point the way she does?
Chimatan, Chimarket, Chimango, ChimaChima, Chimazing.
>>49998743It's the As Above, So Below gesture.
Chimata everywhere
>>50010669It's just normal that everything reminds you of her.
We must imagine Chimata-sama happy.
She’s so lovely.
Style!
>>50030534Yes!!
Chimata-sama!!!
We must imagine
We must imagine.
Enough imagining, buy a Chimata today!
How do you imagine Chimata to act?
>>50052447My fabric idol of her has been stuck in the customs for months now. It's agony.>>50052590Mostly sweet except when slighted or scorned.
>>50052590I think she’s pretty chill. I imagine she likes negotiations, since that lets her exercise her sales muscles. She loves shopping, particularly in thrift stores for items that she could turn a profit with, even if it takes eons to find the right buyer. She loves the thrill of treasure hunting. She also loves shopping in small mom-and-pop businesses, for they are the backbone of the free market. Where Megumu and Tsukasa are probably of the cutthroat business mindset where profit and growth are valued above all else, Chimata is more than willing to pay a premium for artisanal items made with care and attention to quality. She believes in reinvesting your profits to make your offerings better, if not necessarily cheaper. She bemoans the dominance of big businesses in the outside world stifling and consuming startups in the name of killing competition. She knows damn well that oligopolies and monopolies are functionally identical, but the dominance of oligopolies in the outside world strangles the free market. Gensokyo is a refreshing change of pace in that regard.In fewer words, cute goddess with based economic beliefs.
Imagine sharing the wealth among the people.
Chimata-sama!
>>50076760It's her! Our favorite Touhou character!
>>49968672>She's not really any of those thingsShe has an overinflated ego while dressing in absurd clothes
>>50080211She's a goddess, human fashion sensibilities do not apply to her.
>>50082173But dork status does
I must rape Chimata
>>50082980That's not a very cash money thing to say, anon.
>>50082755(You) are a dork.>>50082980Evil.
I will not be called a dork by a girl who wears a rainbow. You're a dork!
Imagine
Chimers
>>50095330>chimers
>>50095330What game is this?
>>50096352Danmaku!! the hidden role party game with the final expansion coming soon in 2021 (delays may apply)
Indigo beauties...
>>50116625Cute lesbians
>>50101193Huh. Touhou doesn’t strike me as the kind of franchise for a hidden role game. Spell Card Duels are about expressing yourself, not concealing yourself.
>>50119599Oh don't you worry, you'll get plenty of opportunity to express yourself as you try to convince the heroine you are on her side.
>>50116632What if you were the cute lesbian instead?
It’s 10/9 (Tenkyuu) day but no one’s celebrating this forgotten goddess’ day! No Thank You!
Celebrate the market every day!
Not letting Chimatan's thread die on her big day! Tenkyuu!
>>50129662That's not true I saw a lot of art of her on Twitter.
Would chima buy my human rights from the market if I flirted with her enough?
>>50131643Only if you put them up for sale. Market exchange requires consent.
Chimata-sama
When will you all finally give up and realize Aggressive2hu was right about Chimata and the rest of Touhou in general.
>>49946380When I was in japan I decided to check out Akiba Hobby and they had a bunch of Chimata fumos in stock.Of course I bought one.
>>49998743I thought ZUN confirmed this, but can only find him likening the zippers to Bucciarati from Jojo part 5.The $ shape theory seems most common: Her arms form an S shape, and the fingers trace the line. "As above, so below" is a common theory too. A few theories of Buddhist themes, or Adam Smith's "invisible hand". There doesn't seem to be anything definitive from ZUN himself.
>>50135201What if she performs a hostile buyout by threats? Who will the coin flip for then??
>>50147533When he posts about how shit Forbidden Scrollery is.
>>50149004No, cuz posting about how Lolk literally gave her an existential crisis when it dropped is more important.
>>50147533Who is "Aggressive2hu"
>>50147866The dollar sign pose is really cool honestly. I can see it.
This thread is just one guy samefagging, theres only one dude in this whole board that likes Chimata.
>>50147866It's also very reminescent of the As Above, So Below gesture.
CHIMATA-SAMA!
>>50154773Not true. I might be the most active poster but I don't samefag because samefagging is ungodly and crooked behavior.>>50159513Now this is true.
let the thread die if there's no interest and then make one later retarded secondary
Thanks for the bump, offtopic avatartranny.
>>50179103oh no i bumped a thread that was on page 1do yo ueven understand how anything worksor do u just repeat things uve seen saidfucking idiot
>UUUUUUUUUUHH WELL I SAW PEOPLE SAYING "THANKS FOR THE BUMP" AS A SNARKY REPLY BEFORE>I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT EVEN REALY MEANS OR WHEN ITS APPLICABLE BUT U KNOW IM GONNA JUST REPEAT IT NOW CAUSE THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I FIT IN HEREyoure so fucking retarded lol kill yourself secondary
>>50179129Keep to your thread, spammer
>>50179145shut the fuck up you know im prefectly right and you cant do a thing about itcrazy how i can be fucked up on booze and still be so much smarter than you
>>50179161No smarter than a rock, if you can't even keep your images for your attentionbegging on-topic
>>50179188https://voca.ro/1kJ5imvonLYd
>>50179202VirusDon't open
>>50179212OH YA i fo frogt offorgot ur a faggot sooooooo and i so i have to type toye u cause u thunk ure realllllllllllllly cleveri was saying thatyoure fucking retarded and have no idea what ur talkinga bout u just wanna get mad at me for no reason even though i was completely and u r like oh wow danks for bumping brah!!! as if it means anything i was just rying to tell this schizophrenic faggot that he should just let thist hread die and make it a week or so later again cause people will robably care then i mean if ur the only guy bumping ur own thread ya just let it fucking die but oh no youre so fucking retarded ur just like DURR WHAT ITS THAT PERSON I DONT LIKE SAYING IT WAAAH I HAAAAAAAAAAAAVE TO respond even though i have no idea how this board worksjust stop talking to me braindead secondary
wordswordsMy guy, (you)'re the one who crawled in the thread to start shit.
>>50179272ya whatever i didn t i didnt say anything wonrg youre just being mean so whatever
please stop shitposting in Tenkyuu-sama's thread
>>50179308Mean?Everyone cares about you when they tell you to lay off the booze and kys :)
>>50179337See, I care so much for you I even forgot my pic
>>50179337ya yo you like it when people kill themselves you socipo sociopath
>>50179368I hope she had fun at Reitaisai.
>>50186550ChimiChanga
>>50053360Chimata: Goddess of low time preference
You ever notice how songs about rainbows are bittersweet, lonely, and about longing to find connections while still holding out a small shred of hope?I think that's Chimata.
>>50189772I'm not sure if I have ever heard a song about a rainbow.
Everybody thank Miss Chimata for letting her thread be a historical reference to the single (brief) time in history Ariya ever had any sort of male attention!
>>50193457None? Literally none? Not a single highly popular song with the word "rainbow" in its title comes to mind? Really? Really?
>>50193457I was about to ask if you were 4 but even 4 year olds would know ONE of the rainbow songs, possibly 2
>>50195632>>50196854I'm not from the English speaking part of the world.
>>50198191One of them is one of the most popular songs in the world
>>50186550Chimmy-chan :)
>>50193457>>501981911. Over the Rainbow, from one of the biggest and most popular movies in history2. I'm Always Chasing Rainbows, extremely well known American vaudeville song used in many media3. Rainbow Connection, from the MuppetsWild to not know any of them
>>50198807>>50199094I do actually know Over the Rainbow now that you mentioned it. I just had forgotten all about it.>>50198910So true. :)
Splendid.
Happi harroween Chimata!
New family tree just dropped. Chimata husbandmogs Ariya, as per expected.
>>50222543I thought Chimata-sama being a manifestation Kamuo Ichihime, 2nd wife of Susanoo no Mikoto was fairly common knowledge by now.
Forgive me Chimata for I have sinned. I play a game mode where I am completely detached from an in game economy and make no contributions to it whatso ever.
>>50222543-someone actually fucked this retardI have no respect for the gods.
>>50232382All your sins are forgive if you go and support a local business.
>>50239298Are you?
>>50226625Yeah, but her being technically sisters with Ariya is funny considering the op.
