Marry the foxMate with the foxImpregnate the fox
well, ok
>>49965190Chanta is inevitable.
>>49965190I prefer the better fox.
Get your prostate annihilated by the fox
Slut
>>49965790This!!! But only with her skillful, delicate fingers!
>>49966061how about her skillful, delicate knot?
>>49966071"Delicate". Please. In what way is a sledgehammer delicate? What about a wrecking ball? That thing she has between her legs is a weapon of war. A battering ram.
>>49966297This is why the fingers are better
>>49965654PatheticTsuk*sa is a disgrace to kitsune
B-bros? What's the context here??
We need this.
>>49965654>>49967644They both have their pros an cons, big folx is fluffier but less portable where as smol folx is thin an lite enough to carry on your shoulders for hours without breaking a sweat and therefore great when traveling.It's up to you which one better suits your needs.
>>49969395You could also make them yuri out while you watch.
>>49969395Ran-shama mogs Tsuk*sa in all aspects, even at wearing her dirty rags lmao
>>49965190Worlds sluttiest fox.>>>/k/64222947
>>49969403Kill yourself yuricuck.
I love Ran! She is super kind and fluffy.
>>49969395Sorry, but Tsukasa doesn't have Ran-sama's fat juicy foxknot
>>49969938Shut the fuck up and don't disrespect my wife
could really use this right about now
>>49970391Who doesn'tBut don't you fucking call her mommy tho
>>49970391canon lesbian
>>49970455You just know Yukari is in love with Ran-shama's fat girthy futacock!
>>49970467Truth. Yukari stole Ran from Yuuma because she wanted to have her colossal penis all to herself.
I will not marry a fox here or thereI will not mate with a fox anywhereI do not like impregnating a foxI do not like a fox in socks.
>>49970632Too bad bitch, because I WILL
>>49969475Even in flatness?
Tsukasa's sex drive is unmatched.
>>49969980What's this about yuri that makes people so angry?
>>49971135They hate yuri and ntr while spamming futa, scat, diaper, agp, and interacial shits everywhere. Yuri spammer is truly the last savior of /jp/.
>>49971162>why do people hate X?>because they hate X and they [list of meaningless things]
>>49971185who are you quoting?
>>49971162I thought the yurifags were futafags. After all, have you seen the yuri threads?
>>49971230my psychoanalysis of your non-answer
>>49971254It takes a while to call your Discord friends, huh? >>49971249
>>49971272>huh?good questionI started the topic because I was puzzled why someone hate yuri, but I guess it's just you and that other faggot having online grudges
>>49971272Appeal to Discord, invalid argument.
>>49971414I accept your concession.
>>49971414>>49971420what are you even arguing about?
>>49971432They were arguing about who'll get to have Ran's BFC
Seriously, why is she so perfect?
>>49973955Whoops posted the wrong pic.
>>49974185Learn your place you wretched vermin, this is a Ran-sama thread
>>49974714My wife Ran deserves to have the board to herself desu!
>>49965345>>49969387>>49969403>>49970799>>49974281What was yukari's intention in making ran's tits as fuckable as anything conceivable could possibly be
>>49974996Yukari didn't make shit, Ran-sama was always this perfect
>>49974725I can't believe Ran is a discord tranny!
>>49978479kiss the chef
>>49978479I love me a good Ran and Chen
roll which ran wood knot u
>>49982888>888To no one's surprise the fag is getting his ass blasted by mumumu's Ran.
Who do you think would win in a waifu battle. Ran or Senko?
>>49983929Definitely Ran, you need to look womanly to be a wife.
>>49983682It should have been me, not him.
>>49983682You call him a fag but you rolled too. Be honest, you want that knot.
>>49965190What would Ran think of me if she saw me watching and creating YouTube poops?
>>49982888all rans are good rans though
I wanna bite one of her tails and see how she reacts
I wanna bite her cock and see how she reacts
I wanna run my tongue down her tummy
>>49991462I wanna put my kids in her tummy
>>49992874She's literally made to bear litter upon litter of half human, half kitsune children
>>49992874Vore.
>>49992959wrong hole
Does Ran-sama go in heat too or is that only a thing that happens to wold girls like Kagerou?
>>49996062Anon...Be careful in the months of december and january.
>>49996062lets just say that Mayohiga is not a safe place for men during winter.
>>49996105Mayohiga is not a safe place for me, but instead of being raped by gappy and her fox, it's just days of hips locked followed by humiliated and embarrassed fox trying to make it up to you.
>>49996094>>49996105I deserve to serve Ran-shama as her personal sex slave
>>49996379This but she uses my mouth all the time and any time I complain about not getting to cum too she brings out the girthy strapon.
Being Ran's personal sex slave is cool and all, but if you wouldn't be Ran's very own personal toilet you are NOT a true Ranfag.
>>49996969Skibidi toilet.
>>49970906A flat Ran. A Flan, if you would
>>49992883Human men are built to sire kitsune children.
Ran will be kept barefoot and her belly always swelled with our kitsune-human hybrids.
>>50001013Truly the best fate a man can experience
Got a new phone, I require a ran wallpaper. I'd like to see my beautiful wife every time I use it
>>49967644Tsukasa is what kitsune are actually like. Ran is a shikigami with the body of a kitsune.
>>49983682Trips is ZUN Ran though.
Celebrate. NOW!
>>50005538I wanna sleep in Ran's tails
Would you rather pass out in ran's lap or tail
>>50005579Imagine falling asleep in her tails and then being gently carried around by them as she goes about her day.
>>50009042Imagine brushing those tails and then they start curling around you and then you get completely wrapped up in tails and carried around because Ran thought since you liked tails so much you'd like this.
I had a drink and I'm having existential dread about existence and our place in it and why we are here and how long we will be here. The scope and magnitude of the universe scares me. I wish Ran were real and could comfort me. Explain it all to me...
>>50010034Nigga just have fun>t. Ran-sama
>>49970313Not true.
>>50009904Resisting the temptation to just give in to being brushed by the tails you were brushing moments ago would be impossible. You'd just be gently pushed back in if you tried to escape.
>>50011109
>>50011144>mumumu RanYou're getting foxed in many different ways, including those you wouldn't want
>>50012549just think of ran the whole time and it'll be over before you know it
>>50010496That doesn't help :(>>50012736I was looking for this a few months ago.
>>50012549>including those you wouldn't wantNo such thing.
>>50012549What if I want to watch her have yurisex with Yukari and Yuuma and Chen and Tsukasa and Mamizou?
>>50014702>and Tsukasa and MamizouEvil.
Scientifically speaking, what makes Ran the most paizuri-coded haghu?
>>50020838Super cute Ran-shama>>50022772Maybe her perfect, humongous breasts have something to do with it
>>50020838I do not envy her one bit trying to get those seals out of her tails
Could she fix him? I think she could.
>>50023176Wtf is this schizo babble
>>50023176Only if she can magic AM up a body to experience the world because that was his big problem in the first place.
>>50023350I think she could. Given what shikigami are. Then the feeling of fluff would melt all hatred away.
>>50023341something older than you
>>50023360Or play the part of traditional kitsune tomfoolery and stick him into a paper doll to be expended as danmaku.
>>49969395I value portability and ease of use
Why did zun give Ran the backstory of a GTA protagonist.
>>50027135To show that even the baddest meanest yakuza can be domesticated.
>>50027757But Ran domesticated Yukari with her red rocket.
>>50029857How many times do you think Ran used it to rape?
>>50030348She was the shota anus destroyer for eight hundred years before meeting Yukari.
I like my Ran plump and squishy and snugly~
>>50033095Based connoisseur
>>50030352Only shotas?
ANON NO!!!!!
Ran was the CJ of the Animal Realm and the top gangster before Yukari put a computer chip in her head
>>50033551True dat!!!
>>50033551"Growl Street...home...at least it was till I fucked everything up..."
>>50033671Cute and canon lesbians post more YuuRan.
My wife Ran is so perfect she'd even protect me from any danger as a former yakuza-equivalent in the animal realm just to keep me to herself. I love her so much.
>>50035153She is a lesbian goat and old woman and fox and tanuki licker thoughbeit.
>>50035165No she's not, she's heterosexual and she's literally my wife. We will have at least 10 half kitsune half human children.
>>50035173Your heterosexual wife keeps secret lesbian lovers on the side dude.
>>50035174That sounds hot.
>>50035174Which she fucks with her fat futacock!
>>50035216Poor carpet munchers did not expect the ol' bitch breaker stretching their holes>wait this isn't tribadism, this is brutal penetrative sex!
>>50035216No Touhous have penises.
>>50035230except Ran.
Do you think Ran-shama would let you have a cheeky drink of her breast milk after she's given birth to her litter of half human-half kitsune children?Or would she resent you and think it's gross for asking as she'd think her milk is for her children only?
She's so smart...
>>50023176AM’s one weakness is that his reaction time wasn’t enough to stop his own captives killing each other. Yukari could seal off some of his boundaries to weaken him enough for Ran to humanise him.
>>50035227Kek>>50035406>Or would she resent you and think it's gross for asking as she'd think her milk is for her children only?You would be a child to her and you're intimate with her. I think she'd be ok with it. >>50038291Ludicrously smart. She's working with variables/equations that are infinite in scope and magnitude very very casually and for her own entertainment. She could get even smarter if she really tried, considering the trope of AI self improvement you see in movies and video games and such.>>50038658True. I don't even think Ran needs Yukari's help.
Marrying Ran-sama.....
>>50044877I love Ran!
I want Ran to be MY personal computer
>>50044877My mom is already a married woman. Go away.
>>50047588Yeah I'm married to your mom, sorry not sorry.
I wanna marry Yukari so I can treat Ran as my daughterShe probably wont like it but im gonna spoil her
>>50047760Ran would reverse the roles and spoil you instead.
>>50047520using RANputer to generate tanuki porn!
>>50048896What if Ran still played the role of daughter while spoiling you, excusing it as her being a daddy's girl? And would it make Yukari uncomfortable?
>>50048966(You) even being allowed within 500 feet of Ran in the first place means Yukari's already calculated the possibilities, consented to your Ran-nanigans, and is of course watching the both of you whenever she gets horny. Nothing to worry about unless you get performance anxiety.
>>50053351I love these
>>50048947What would Ran think if you made her generate yuri?
>>49965190What language is Ran programmed in?
>>50054354Yukari just straight raw dogged it in machine code.
>>50054354This is like asking a 2-dimensional person how they would describe a sphere. It's so far beyond anything human that there is no concept of a "programming language" for someone like Ran. My wife is simply this perfect.
>>50054379Pretty much thisYukari is that autistic
>>50054249Indeed! They're so comfy.
I want Ran to make me feel like a child again. I want her to cook and clean for me. I want to play PS2 era video games with her. I want to watch saturday morning cartoons with her. I want to bury my head in her massive bosom as she cuddles me.
>>50062169Nuff said
i liked her extra stage music more than yukari's
>>50035230... except Rinnosuke ?
I'm a sucker for pics of Ran wearing casual clothes, it makes it easier for me to imagine I'm out on a date with her or we're just chilling at home or somethig
Ran needs to buy herself better bras.
>>49965190I work everyday to secure a fox wife and the future of our children
What kind of books would Ran like? I'm thinking sci-fi and cooking (she's mommy)
>>50072214Good question, I think she'd enjoy sci-fi too. Stuff like Dune I think she'd find really cool. Maybe old Japanese folk tales too.
>>50073830I need Ran to flirt with me and act tsundere in order to get me into a relationship with her.
>>50076526I NEED RAN-SAMA'S MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>50078950Tastes horrible unless you're another beast youkai or Ran's shikigami.
>>50079390Why would it taste horrible? Cease your slander.
>>50079415Well.... foxfags elsewhere had done some research and apparently the reality is horrifying. Fox milk has a very short window from beginning of lactation where it could be called "good" and after that it becomes brown and putrid while the kits ween off.But that's for REAL foxes. How Kitsune would be different is up to your imagination.
You want to experience Sacred Energy eXchange with Dakiniten, don't you?
>>50079415Magic. Yukari did it specifically because she knew guys would be so desperate for Ran's milk otherwise.
>>50079497Holy fuck Ran-shama your hand there seems to have been afflicted by thalidomide
>>49965654I enjoy both foxes and hope a day never comes where I have to choose between them. I'm not sure I could make such a choice.
>>50079390>>50079438>>50079499I'm literally gonna milk Ran-sama dry with my mouth and there's nothing you can do about it
>>50073633>Maybe old Japanese folk tales too.Imagine she has a bunch of human x fox stories.
>>50083158HnnnnnghgngngnnngnggghShe is literal perfection
>>49965190Where is my fox?