lole, anyway Hectatia thread I guess.
>>49969338Hecatia deserves a thread that can ACTUALLY SPELL HER NAME.
>>49972613Hecatataia
>>49972613This implies Hecatianons are bots who didn't know this thread was about her since they didn't recognize the name because of the misspelling.
>>49969338cute naked piece
>>49969338HecAztakea
Best Goddess
I have masturbated countless times to the thought of raping you, Hecatia. You would be like "Stop this you stupid human, I will send you to hell for enternity " and then I continue and you would say "nooooo stop" but I don't stop, just writing this gave me an erection. I will bust a fat one for you right now. Consider yourself worshipped for the day, you fat ass.
I want to snuggle in bed with ALL THREE auntie Hecas!
>>49972352You see this T shirt looks passable when worn by children, not for old hags, that's the difference.
>>49972931She would love your devotion. >>49973030I want to chill with them.
>>49972931
>>49972931Zeus stop posting, please.
>>49973014You would be in serious trouble young man if Junko caught you doing this.
>>49973910>You would be in serious trouble young man if Junko caught you doing this.Junko's a straight widow (and probably wouldn't mind having another child), why would she get jealous if some anon was having the Hectin time of his life?
>>49972931Anon, this is how you end up as the protagonist of a myth about the consequences of disrespecting the gods. Get ready to be turned into a creature that will be used as a stock monster for rpgs and such.
Consensual sex with the Hect.
>>49974758She kidnapped and adopted anon.
I'm more interested in her servant
>>49977575>She kidnapped and adopted anon.So is that a good thing or bad thing?
>>49972931ZEEEEEEUUUUS
Yeah Grimsby butSix legs
>>49987324Three vaganiasmaybe more
>>49987338*Five actually
>>49987344Maybe more, imagine.
-actual bottom of page 10Why? Why don't you love Hecatia?
>>49991944Yesterday was curn0 day or something which is basically a /jp/sie holiday. Everyone loves Hecatia here.
Sex with Hecatia
>>49992692Sounds intense, does she swear in Greek to while fornicating?
>>49992692Anon, she's not supposed to have sexAt most she'll hold Clownpiece down for you and let you have your way with the clown instead
>>49996137I would NEVER EVER sexualize Hecate but a goddess offering her servant for you sounds really hot.
>>49995690Maybe>>49996137Well, I guess I'll have to go with Junko then
I must sniff Hecatia's unwashed butthole.
>>49987324And 30 toes!!!
Use your fat 300lb body to keep Clownpiece pinned down.
>>499873243 heads, maybe more.
>>49996137Well good news is that that is exactly my fetish!
>>49983347>shortsRuined
Three Hecas wearing different outfitsThree Hecas each with a different personality. Red is confident, Yellow is serious and Blue is a dork.
>>49969338Yeah I'm sure she's cute or whatever but my focus is entirely on that nude Clownpi.
>>50004460Which one has the biggest futa cock? Which one will fuck my man's ass the hardest?
Just a reminder she is an ancient greek, they were into micro dicks, if you are trying to seduce her and your penis is bigger than 3 cm at its peak then she will feel disgusted and instantly reject you.
>>50005776that was suggested by their philosophers in one of the earliest recorded examples of cope
>>50005519Given the only thing that changes is her hair color it probably doesn't matter.>>50005776>sculpt a statue of a man when he's flaccid>thousands of years later idiots keep regurgitating the same talking points that Athenian and Spartan Gayreeks had small PP'sAnyway I think we've discussed cock enough now.
>>50005826but you didn't even bring up priapus
>>50005838>but you didn't even bring up priapusGood point, good thing /jp/sies are quite knowledgeable on topics such as thee Greeks and cocks.
>>49983347Hec thighs
>>50013663Hec feet
One Hectin good bar tender.
Quick Clowncreampieinpussy is trying to escape! how do you gnab her?
Good morning, Saarnon!
You know Charlie is looking at us right now and he can hear everything we are saying.
>>50023964Pretty. Would kiss her tummy.
>>50023964needs a baby
>>50023964Needs some fist
>>50027054
>>50027054I bet she'd be into that. She's a freak like that.
>>50028823Go to bed you dirty little man.
>>50028833Just sayin' it how it is. You don't get to rule over hell by being Mother Teresa.
>>50028969mother teresa kind of sucked though
>>50028969She rules over hell because Zeus said so, and because she is retarded, if she weren't retarded she wouldn't dress the way she does.
>>50028989
>>50028989I don't know man. She sure seems to be enjoying her position. An entire manga happened because she wanted to research new and fun ways to put souls in eternal torment.
>>50029297Come on, anon. Do you not want to see the souls of sinners suffer? Look at what they did in life; they deserve worse than that. She is doing the job she was given by superior gods like Zeus, plain and simple.
>>50028989Hecatia doesn't "rule" over hell. She's an outlaw by choice.Hell's too big for anyone to properly control, anyway, though the Ministry of Right and Wrong likes to act as if they do and are probably the strongest group there (not including Hecatia). But even though the oni of New Hell are much more disciplined than those of Old Hell, they're still pretty inclined to infighting (still mad that plot hook never went anywhere) and the Yama Kings' control over the oni half of their organization is pretty tenuous.
So in other words-Hecatia doesn't rule anything-has a punchable tummy-has shit taste in clothing-has that ugly greek unibrow-is retardedDamn, this thread went from being a normal Hecatia thread to an exposing-Hecatia's-autism thread.
>>50031926>"You totally insulted me just now.".>For that reason alone, I'll drop you into hell.Have a nice trip, anon.
>>50032012My oni wife told me come home with a bag of rice so I am just going back home. Your threats mean nothing, stinky.
>>50029297>She sure seems to be enjoying her position. An entire manga happened because she wanted to research new and fun ways to put souls in eternal torment.That's easy, just have your lovable buck broken demon fighting protagonists sit in a boat forever along with on an off hiatuses till your heart finally stops so someone else can take up the mantle and actually proceed with an otherwise good story.I can't think of anything worse than that, speaking from personal experience.
>>50032012Now say it without crying.
>>50032602Now I want to see Heca riding in the cage singing that weird song.
>>50032602Stop being such a Heccin bully
>>50031926Yeh, but she's also, like, super duper strong, so whatevs.
>>50031926Doomguy, beat up this autistic dork please. Thanks.
>>50032986Wrong. When oKEKna chocked her fairy, she didn't even retaliate. She straight up pussied out.
>>50033284I now imagine Doomguy going through that Extra Stage.Guts and gore everywhere, and that's after he gets done with Doremy.I think Junko may meet her match with this one, guys.
>>50033539Hell yeah that’s a good visual there. He is the Mad Lad after all. What is pure fury compared to wrath incarnate?
>>50038743Clownpiece and a hag
>>50038743Hecatia and a brat
plap the brat, tag the hag
>>50038743Ignore both, make Junko a mother again.
>>50031926So in other words-Heca-chan's infinite charm rules over everyone's hearts-has a kissable tummy-has great taste in clothing that only green haired millennials despise-does not have a unibrow as she's very hip and modern-is retardedYes, anon. Thanks for sharing.
>>50043896Leave the computer, Hecatia. We know it is you.>is retardedGlad you admit it.
lets say, hypothetically, i filled this virgin goddess' womb up with semennow lets say, hypothetically, that i did that multiple timeswould only one body get pregnant, or would all three get pregnant?
>>50052120Each Hecc has her own wombIf you cum in red, only red will be pregnant
My flame only burns for twonot you
>>50061573>shortsruined
pants are optional
>>50061573>shortsimproved
>>50061698Clownpiece should always be panty or thong clad.
>>50048680/jp/sies give her a hectin hug
>>49972613Hectatallica!
Say you married and had children with Clownpiece. Would Hecatia be a good babysitter?
The reason the Greek pantheon is represented in touhou is because the Greeks introduced Buddhism to Asia and even were the reason it spread throughout China (war of heavenly horses) andthe first anthropomorphic representations of the Buddha himself are often considered a result of the Greco-Buddhist interaction. Before this innovation, Buddhist art was "aniconic": the Buddha was only represented through his symbols (an empty throne, the Bodhi Tree, Buddha footprints, the Dharmachakra).Greeks were the first to attempt a sculptural representation of the Buddha.Even Hercules was made a protector of Buddha.Heracles was adopted to represent Vajrapāni.In Japan, Vajrapāni is known as "the head vajra-wielding god" (執金剛神 Shukongōshin), and has been the inspiration for the Niō (仁王, Benevolent Kings), the wrath-filled and muscular guardian gods of the Buddha, standing today at the entrance of many Buddhist temples under the appearance of frightening, wrestler-like statues. He is also associated with Acala (不動明王 Fudō-myōō); the mantra for Fudō-myōō references him as the powerful wielder of the vajra.Vajrapani is the protector and guide of the Buddha Sakyamuni.The war deity Kartikeya, who bears the title Skanda is also a manifestation of Vajrapani, who bears some resemblance to Skanda because they both wield the vajra and are portrayed with flaming halos. He is also connected through Vajrapani through a theory to his connection to Greco-Buddhism, as Wei Tuo's image is reminiscent of the Heracles depiction of Vajrapani.It's the same for China and the reason why in the West, Buddha is seen as some fat Chinese guy laughing which is in reality a Chinese god of fortune.
>>50068556Buddhism is very well known for incorporating foreign gods and concepts into it.Japanese Buddhism can barely even be considered Buddhism at all. It's basically a polytheistic religion that worships many gods and buddhas/bodhisattvas in hopes of attaining enlightenment or being reborn in a higher realm (Buddha Field, for example). Japanese Buddhism and Shinto has basically merged into one giant cultural religion. Kami are reinterpreted as devas and vice versa. There's a reason that the vast majority of the Japanese people perform Buddhist funeral ceremonies over Shinto ones.Anyway this is my long winded way of saying there could possibly be more Greek gods appearing in touhou.
>>50068540No, she would accidentaly kill the baby. She doesn't know how to handle babies.
>>50069229The only solution to that is to impregnate Heca so her motherly instincts start working!
>>50069229Hecatia is a lot of things but I don't think she's that incompetentAt worst I think you'd have to worry about your kids developing awful fashion sense
>>50027706Why do I find this hot yet at the same time want to kill the person who did this to her and hug and console her...
>>49969338clown slut
>>50068556>>50068641>We were this close of having a european folk faith fusion with buddhism.>Instead, we got big murder jew in the sky, little hippy jew in a piece wood, and a flying rat
>>50073439Greeks rejected Buddhism because they believed in souls and didn't like Buddhism saying all physical labor is undermining your spiritualism.The Buddhist Mauryan Emperor Ashoka sent Buddhist missionaries to the Hellenistic world and inscribed his edicts in Greek and in Buddhist chronicles Mahavamsa a monk called Mahadharmaraksita led 30,000 monks from Sri Lanka to Greece to spread Buddhism to Greece.Buddhist taught anatta (no self, no soul)Greek philosophers taught eudaimonia (soul, flourishing) Didn't help that the Buddhist said the Greek gods didn't exist and that they hindered thier enlightenment.It should be noted only the Greek troops Alexander the Great left in India after his India campaign mass converted to Buddhism and created the Greco-Bactrian kingdom which mixed Buddhism with Hellenistic influences.Some hard-line Buddhist consider this a corruption of Buddhism since it gave the first human representation of the Buddha.Buddhism had a prohibition against showing the Buddha is human form, from the Sarvastivada vinayaIronically if it wasn't for the Greeks and their human representation. Buddhism would not have spread like it did in the East and still be confined to North Western India. Even in India the birth place of Buddhism only about 0.7% of the population is Buddhist with India being mostly Hindu because it was not like by rural folk who also didn't like it telling them any physical labor is hurting thier spiritualism and enlightenment since historically Buddhism was an urban religion supported by urban elites and merchants. Most of the Buddhist in India are confined to the Himalayan states and Maharashta.
>>50073439The matriarchal societies of the old Europeans with their worship of the earth mother got totally destroyed and replaced by the patriarchal societes of the Indo Europeans and their sky father.Of all the old European languages only Basque survived with the rest getting wiped out by the Indo Europeans.
>>50070178Shut up
>>50074264Pretty interesting stuff.>Didn't help that the Buddhist said the Greek gods didn't exist and that they hindered thier enlightenment.Funny, becase Buddha did say that gods existed. And it's not like buddhism has many sub-branches that are super different compared to 'vanilla'>>50074288>Cultures and languages getting lost in time, never to be rediscovered, is based o algo because patriarchy is.......... based Why did you have the need to post that
>>50075465In a Christian sense, I could say that all those "Gods" are basically divine entities in their own right, but obviously they're not "The Almighty God." However that doesn't mean that they can still upend your day with a backhand slap, so I can give them that acknowledgement.
Are you guys gonna start posting Hecatia or what
>>50077350Never
>>50077441I wish that was my corndog...But not with Heccy though
>>50075465>noooo loser and underdeveloped cultures deserve to existno, kys fag
>>50075465The original Europeans gods got replaced with Indo European gods.Earth mothers replaced with sky fathers like Thor and Perun Not even the names or rituals of the old Europeans are remembered only a few artifacts like pic related and weird golden hats which researchers suggested to be a fertility symbols.
>>50077486The Heca bullying is UNWARRANTED and RUDE
>>50075465>And it's not like buddhism has many sub-branches that are super different compared to 'vanilla'The Buddha never taught about Buddha fields.Prior to the development of Pure Land Buddhism, the only way to enlightenment lay through an arduous path of study and practice that was out of reach for most people.The Mahāyāna scriptures were composed in a variety of disparate social and religious environments over the course of several centuries, diverge widely from each other in content and outlook, and were in many cases meant to stand as individual works representing rivals to the entire Hīnayāna corpus.The Ekottara-agama also contains various unique passages on buddhānusmṛti and states that buddhānusmṛti can lead to the unconditioned, nirvana, as well as magic power.Most of Asia adopted Mahāyāna Buddhism and its various branches which doesn't forbid having jobs or privilege monks unlike Theravada and liked its concepts of being reincarnated in a pure land Buddha field. Which is primarily focused on achieving rebirth in a Buddha's "pure land" or buddha-field, which generally speaking is a Buddha's field of influence. Buddha-fields are considered to be superior places to spiritually train for full Buddhahood, since a Buddha has compassionately "purified" it for this purpose and since in these realms, one can meet a Buddha face to face and study under them.Many Mahayana Buddhists strive to be reborn in such a place.Again Buddha never taught this.Mahayana is the biggest branch of Buddhism
>>50077552Wake me up when this dumb-dumb starts wearing shoes
>>50077569Combat boots specifically
>>50077569Boots, take it or leave it
>>50077608On the one hand, she looks like a proper gothOn the other: enjoy your boot feet, footfags.
>>50077608She looks hotter and more rapeable with boots.
>>50077508homo sapiens were so based for this
>>50078434who the fuck impregnated her
>>50078434This is the only way she is getting me to worship her. Post more fatfuck hecatia please.
Heca is the coolest goddess ever and also would probably be the coolest big sister ever. Everything she does is very cool and new and hip and novel. Now look at her spin these balls.
>>50061573>>50061648>>50061698>>50063498To lewd, she needs something less revealing because I'm trying to fap right now.>>50077508>and weird golden hats which researchers suggested to be a fertility symbols.Is this a hat that represents fertility? If so then I guess the more that changes the more that stays the same in a way.
>>50078945>I'm trying to fap right now.Not fap right now....
>>50077292Sure>>50077495>>50077508Please don't ever reply me back>>50077561I wonder how Buddha would react if he saw how... 'complex' his teachings became in the long run
>>50078951*Replies you back*
>>50078951Buddhism in Japan was transmitted from south China’s court of Liang through the south Korean state of Paekche to Japan. Thus the earliest version of Buddhism Japan received was a south China variety and it was spread by way of Paekche.It is important to notice the view of Buddhism presented here. The Buddhism of King Songmyong’s court was not a spiritual discipline. To the Paekche king, Buddhism was a powerful form of magic, a set of esoteric practices that rulers could employ as a potent supplement to their power. For him, Buddhism was a set of practices that would allow one to "satisfy all his wishes," not to eliminate them as was the basic teaching of Buddhism as it originated in the Indian subcontinent.Shugendō, Tendai, Shingon Buddhism are a form of Japanese Esoteric Buddhism and is sometimes called "Tōmitsu. Important Mahāyāna sutras in Shingon include the Lotus Sutra, the Brahmajāla Sūtra and Heart Sutra.Which the Buddha never taught.There are weird punishments in Japanese Buddhism not found anywhere else like 10 trillion years in hell for a woman being barren and not producing children.According to Buddha “It is better for you to have put your manhood in the mouth of a venomous snake or a pit of burning charcoal than a woman.”"Women are insatiable in respect of two things: sex and motherhood; so insatiable that they cannot free themselves from these cravings before death.""Seducers and astute, they destroy the noble life."The Buddha is reported to have allowed women into the sangha only with great reluctance, predicting that the move would lead to Buddhism's collapse after 500 years, rather than the 1,000 years it would have enjoyed otherwise.Women are not considered as a complete entity in Buddhism. Their body is not considered fit to attain enlightenment and become Buddha. There is a concept that women are not complete until they attain enlightenment to become reborn as a man. It is clearly stated in the Bahudhatuka-sutta that there could never be a female Buddha.In some schools of Tibetan Buddhism there are a handful of sexual rites performed between monks and nuns, but it is an uncommon practice.The syncretism of Shinto and Buddhism in Japan is quite interesting to me. After the introduction of Buddhism in the Heian they basically fought - with destruction of the Soga clan by the hands of Fujiwara. After that, there was a movement to realize the native Kami as Buddhist deities, and later a movement to promote the native Kami as equals or more important than Buddhist deities in Buddhism.In the pre-Meiji period, nanshoku (男色) relationships inside Buddhist monasteries were typically pederastic. The older partner, or nenja (念者, "lover" or "admirer"), would be a monk, priest or abbot, while the younger partner was assumed to be an acolyte (稚児, chigo), who would be a prepubescent or adolescent boy. The relationship would be dissolved once the boy reached adulthood (or left the monastery). Both parties were encouraged to treat the relationship seriously and conduct the affair honorably, and the nenja might be required to write a formal vow of fidelity.
>>50079370Another example is Bhutanese saint Drukpa Kunley, known as the "Divine Madman". His "magic thunderbolt" was his penis, which he used in legends to defeat demons and bring blessings, leading to a tradition of painting phalluses on homes as symbols of good luck and fertility. Kunley's penis was known as the "Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom". In legends, it was used to subdue demons and demonesses. This power is said to be able to awaken unenlightened beings if you let him use it on you.He used shocking and humorous methods, including bawdy behavior and sexual innuendo, to teach Buddhism. His teachings encouraged people to embrace their natural desires and not take life too seriously. The Chimi Lhakhang temple, built in his honor, features many phallic symbols and is a popular site for childless couples seeking blessings, according to Humble and Free.
cool auntie
Cream___
>>50083273puff
>>50083278serving tasty creampuffs to heca-nee!
Why does kanmari make her cry, anyway?
>>50083273Scoops
Need more art where she's dressed up in all sorts of different outfits. The biggest advantage of having three bodies is being able to wear three different outfits at the same time.
>>49969338Hecc with a party hat, yay!
>>50068540You would have significantly larger problems to worry about if you got Clownpiece pregnant.
Karma
>>50077350>wears a choker>is GreekIs it wrong to just automatically assume that means she wants you to fuck her ass?
>>50100324She has to stay a virgin so that's the only hole she'd allow you to use
>>50100990she's a rebel why does she have to abide by rules
>>50101608Virgin goddess anon, calumning against a goddess ends with you getting thrown into hell and not the one with cute oni women but rape tentacles, so be wary of what you say of Hecc.
>>50101692will heca throw me in the hell with the cute oni women if i tell her that i actually love the idea of being raped by tentacles?
>>50101716No, she would see through that. She might be a bit retarded, but she is not fairy levels of retarded. She would tell Eiki not to send you either hell or heaven; you are now cursed to wander the earth as an immaterial spirit until the universe ceases to exist.
>>50101723SO BE ITat least i got to see heca
>>50101744Her when I lick her feet.
I love /fa/catia
Simply pray to Poseidon for the ability to turn yourself into water and impregnate her whilst she bathes.Knocking up the Hecc is THAT simple. Greek myths 101, you guys.
>>50103274But you also forgot that Poseidon is a jobber and will surely choke on that.
>>50103310Eh, he bagged Demeter but failed at Hestia. That's a fifty percent success rate.It'd be easier if you could ask Zeus, but he's really into preserving the maiden goddesses' virginities for some reason.
>>50104854I can make peace with those odds. Give me Poseidon's number.
>>50079370>>50079387You know, all this talk about greeks introducing buddhism into Europe... What if most of the greek gods reached Buddahhood in Touhou, potentially only leaving Hecatia (and maybe some more) behind?
>>50077608She needs open toed platform shoes
I will bully blonde Hecatia for looking so boring and ordinary. When I call her "t-shirt Alice" red Hecatia and blue Hecatia will join me in laughing at her.
Alright, which one of you retards gave Hecc the Slovenia orb? Rather than the Serb orb, ONE FUCKING JOB.
>>50111212Why would I ever want to make her into a serb
>>50111322>Why would I ever want to make her into a serbFor the cute and funny fairy invasion of Kosovo and Croatia.
>>50108254blonde heca is the gyaru one, you can't bully her
>>50101809Trend setter
>>49969338roru
>>50118591i wanna dress her up in all sorts of outfits, she'd be great as a fashion model
>>50126570>>50118591>>50101809The Hecc looks sexy in just about anything so why not.
Heca-chan is so COOL and YOUNG!!
So is this an image of Clownpie returning a lost hat or snatching it away while Hecc is distracted?
>>50141091Clownpiss is clearly being a mischievous little shit here and stealing the hat
>>50148437I do this to my mom pretty often, and she always looks at me like "really?"
fashion week
>>50152598cruel and unusual punishment
Kanmari is NOT allowed here!
>>50152604Stop leaking TH 21 title names!
Saw Hecatia today.
>>50169045Did you masturbate while making direct eye contact to impose your superiority over the stinky goddess, or did you cuck down and were like "uhm.. hi i-i am your fan"?
>>50169338They had her locked behind glass, no point in whipping it out if I can't land the shot.
>>50152598>we outta planets
>>50158027
Why are clownpiece threads gone so quickly?
