Ariya has been given fashion advice that will definitely get her a husband!
>>49974171her ugly design has been ruined even more lmao
>>49974171MY FUCKING EYES IT BURNS GET THIS ABOMINABLE AFRONT TO GOD'S EYES AND ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY OUT OF HERE.
>>49974203>>49974217It costs 0$ to be a decent person
>>49974171Ariya, you're not supposed to tuck that shirt in like that, you look too stuffy!Here, try it like this.
>>49974246NO REALLY MY EYES ARE BURNING HELP
>>49974171>>49974402Freaky t-shirt weirdo.
The enemy of Yuiman's enemy is her friend, so she's a proud American now.
>>49974171Advice from a dorky autist who got herself the bestest boyfriend:Wear a hat.
>>49974402Oh, that looks pretty good.
>>49974402>>49974680these 2 look better than their original designs wtf???????
>>49974825I thought her advice would be that drinks are the key to a man's heart
>>49974402haha her pussy is out
>>49974171>>49974402>>49974680I heard Nareko is single as well, any advice for her?
>>49974171God damn, carrying all those fossilized bones around all the time sounds like a fucking nightmare. How does Ariya manage?
>>49975070I've saved her dating prospects and general fashion sense with one simple change.
>>49975093where's the giant breasts
>>49974825>the bestest boyfriendwho?
>>49975075Like Aya manages her wings. Conveniently not there when inconvenient.
I thought all the "Aya has wings" shitposters died out long ago.
>>49975098
>>49975103Corner O. Table
Ariya sama... Had a hard life
>>49975606She's too homely for any guy to seriously consider.
>>49975606Someone definitively check the shitposts of /jp/, we are big market and drawing dimes, lads!
>>49974171
>>49975804retard-kun, that's AI sloppa from /jp/'s AI thread
>>49975990AI is becoming really good these days...
Ariya, Renko. Same problem.
>>49975103You wouldn't know him, he goes to collage in another dimension.
>>49976249Difference is Ariya refuses to change to get out of her predicament and thinks her way of just proposing to any guy she's interested in will workRenko on the other hand is an alpha among autistics
>>49976249Both get mogged by European women.
>>49976249Would Ariya REALLY accost you as you're sipping a soft drink at your comfort bar of choice (after she meticulously used the remnants of Yuiman's gathered information as a means to find out everything about you), casually ask what your hobbies are, conveniently happen to be into the same things as you, before recommending you to try out the Mojito, as they do a damn fine one at the bar, leading you to buying one, which she eventually fills a quarter of with Xyrem when you're not looking?Would she REALLY drag your unconscious body in an ambiguous hug as she assures the bartender that she's your girlfriend, while asking if she can pay to keep the glass (She paid 80 bucks for it, insisting for nebulous reasons to the bartender, but unbeknownst to him, Ariya just wants to keep the glass because you put your lips on it and that constitutes as an indirect kiss), only to leave back home with her two treasures?Would she REALLY lay you down on a bed and start exploring with the same eagerness as a child who just received a new console for christmas? The same sense of curiosity & wonder as the same child desperately clinging to the console's box, waiting for the adults to stop drinking so they can finally play, yet they've been able to stay entertained & excited from reading what's on the box a hundred times? The same amount of experience with male genitalia as girls a thousand times her age?Is Ariya REALLY that kind of woman?
>>49976249Ariya never raped me!
>>49975093I don't get it?
>>49976378>Is Ariya REALLY that kind of women?No. That kind of change is too much for her to allow.
>>49975093>no shortsEverything is better.
How come anon constantly rejects Renko's advances, but talks about her whenever he has the occasion?
>>49976843Because it's Renko shilling herself.
>>49976843anon maintains emotional distance and avoids intimacy
I prefer Lunarian women
>>49976849Her autism doesn't allow her this level of subtlety.
>>49976880Don't underestimate a desperate girl.
>>49976843Renko is an unstoppable yandere and Anon an unmovable tsundere
>>49975814spooky
>>49976378She didn't have to go to such lengthsAll she's had to do was ask
>>49976378> you're sipping a soft drink at your comfort bar of choice Why am I a pussy in this scenario?
>>49977455Anon assume you're Japanese.
>>49977528Then I am terribly scared of girls and will not talk to one in a bar.
>>49976843Because Renko is the only reason Anon passes his classes.
>>49974171So what I'm gathering from these threads is ariya has been sitting around waiting for zun to retell of her release through 2hu20 so that we know of her and to finally have an excuse to engage with anons?
>>49975990I didn't believe it so I had to go check. Been a while since I got caught by some slop. Scary.
>>49975103Johnny Hearn of course
>>49974171She's quite plain looking
>>49976249 Not the same problem actually.Renko:- Painfully autistic.- Will drug you.- Speak about math and physics stuff that nobody cares.+ Young college girl+ Friends with a Evropean woman that is way better than her.- Only drink WEAK Japanese drinks.- Have no experience with men, yet think she can handle them.- Can become extremely violent with other women if she have eyes on you.- Can turn schizo about /x/ stuff, paranoiac about glowies or enraged for no apparent reason.- Flat as a Planck board.- Lives in a dirty apartment.- Dork- Her Grandmother is cringe and uncool.- Weak riced milk.= Still a virgin.= Extremely clingy.Ariya:- Also painfully autistic.- Plain-looking.- Probably boring.- Homely.- Dork- Awkward+ Hag.- Still bitter about a faggot rejecting her for a whore, millennia ago.- Speak about dinosaurs and geology that also nobody cares. - Will trick and trap you into singing a contract marriage with her.- Once she's set on you, you're boned.- Also no experience with men.- Horrendous fashion-sense.- Can become fuck-ass mad for no reason.- Can't protect her friends.- Old milk powder lol.- Only drink WEAK Japanese drinks.- Is probably sterile.+ Big breasts= Hate Change.= Still a virgin.Toyohime: + Perfect autism.+ Sweet like love.+ Princess of an alien kingdom.+ Beautiful.+ Lovely.+ Will never drug you.+ Mature woman.+ Extremely intelligent and cultivated, can speak about anything.+ Very strong.+ Very lax about this impurity stuff.+ Her teacher is also the best Doc in all fictions.+ Perfect knowledge on how to please a man. + Can drink STRONG Evropean drinks.+ Big and soft breasts.+ Very hard to anger.+ Her sis is also very sexy.+ Know Kaguya, the most beautiful woman alive.+ Can ask anything to the rabbits.+ Her superior Lunarian milk will turn your kids into strong Doomguys. Yes, you can drink on it.= Very clingy= Widowed mother.= Not a virgin.= Probably had developed huge abandon issues, will take some overboard actions if she's set on you and feel like you could abandon her.- Can become an engine of world-destroying doom if pissed off.- Will turn you into an alien to keep you.- Yes, she's an alien.- Apparently, eats a lot.- If you fuck up, the best Doc will become the best Medic. (tf2 style) You know the meaning of this.- Moon life kinda sucks.- Racist Chinese widow will become fuck-ass mad at you and her Greek friend is absolutely no joke (she dresses like a dork, but her powers aren't dorky at all!)
>>49976045>>49977821There are some pretty obvious mistakes that out it as ai if you look for more than a few seconds.
It's fucked up how lunarians don't even need AI. They just have a few hundred rabbits write posts for them.
>>49978319ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
>>49978319Toyohime is a single mother? That sounds like a massive red flag to me.
>>49978357she gets mad if you find out she's a shark-beast or something
>>49978376It's actually because of her breasts. According to an ancestor of the Japanese Imperial Family, they are "too big and disgusting and gross and icky."
>>49978381What a bunch of fags.
>>49978389What do you expect from the culture that loved breast binding?
>>49978319... Ariya isn't clingy? Really? She wouldn't become super clingy when she finally has the thing denied from her for thousands of years?
>>49978389I'm sorry the Moon doesn't have couple's counseling, Toyohime.
>>49978395Y'know what? Let's do what us chad Evropeans do best! WAR! LET'S GO TO WAR AGAINST THESE FAGGOTS! FOR THE GLORY OF WOMEN BIG BREASTS!>>49978397You tell me, I aren't dumb enough to being tricked by her.
>>49976884If anything, desperation would make her even less subtle.
Post more edits.Or at least suggest more edits.
>>49978418HYB
And just like that another one has joined Team America just to spite the lunarians
>>49976843Renko and Anon's relationship would make for an amazing romcom.
>>49978376>>49978381BIG FAT SHARK BOOBIES(!)
>>49978319isn't the lunarian princess some sort of reptile woman?
>>49978319Thing is, Renko's the only chuuni one, so she's the only correct choice.
>>49974402Much better.
Pastorally accurate Yuiman.
>>49975606Only reason she had no matches is because I don't use dating apps.
That skirt looks uncomfy as fuck. How the hell does she move around?
>>49992353Sheer willpower and desire for a husband
>>49992353She is a goddess of rocks, she can probably move them with her mind or something.
homely hag
>>49995333NEXT ONE TO SAY THE H WORD GETS IT I MEAN IT
>>49995346Which one?
Ugly :(
Home Hospitality Harlot
Homely Hugless Hag
>>49992279>>49974402I want to cum on Ariya's feet so badly....
You can't die before you get a husband
Ariyariya
>>49976378>Is Ariya REALLY that kind of woman?I seriously hope so.
>>49978564Sagume's a good girl, she doesn't deserve this.
>>50005422Maybe she should speak up about it.
Still no husband in sight.
>>50011267No date either.
>>50011267>>50012017Endurance is a virtue. She can give up when she's so close!
>>50014128I agree she should give up it would be funny.
>>50011267She wants a wife now though.
