This is Sumireko, the young Esper. Can she have her thread reach the bump limit for once?
>>49980849And a skibidi toilet fanum tax labubu to you, Ms. Zoomireko
>>49980849Don't you think it's time to graduate, Sumireko? You've been in high school for ten years now
>>49980849Is Sumi now at that age where she stops being a cringe child and is now a cringe young adult who hates herself for having been cringe as a child?
>>49980918Sumi is still at the "going to the restroom during lunch break so she can eat alone and cry" stage of development.
>>49981098Literally me!
>>49981098>>49981335Literally me as well! Sumireko and I are so similar! We should get married!
>>49981390NTA. Does Sumireko into yaoi shit?
>>49982249oh, sumi!
>>49983570They have lesbian sex. >>49983577They have lesbian sex.
>>49981433Only loser women are into that and Sumi is a total loser but I wouldn't make any assumptions
>>49983570Odd trio but I'm not against it.
sumi, sumi!
>>49987348It's very obvious why Yukari lusts over a girl this sleepy.
>>49980918I'm currently at this stage and it's devastatingly painful
>>49987382Encephalitis Lethargica.
>>49987382she hopes sumireko to be a low standards girl
>>49987382Yukari & Matara are lesbians. Meanwhile Kasen is bi. Sumireko needs more protection for her body.
sumilove
Does Sumi post here?
yes i do
You have to be over 18 to post on 4chan
>>49994909Sumi would be like 27 now
>>49997359kissless, virgin, jobless graduate cake sumireko!
>>49997363Time travellers reaaaally got their jobs cut out for them if they wanna preserve the timeline.
>>49997363But how will Renko exist then?
>>50000346Yukari impregnated her.
>>49997590>>50000346her ten year younger, riajuu otouto, is a well adjusted person, and is currently engaged to his middle school sweetheart! he is also the CEO of his own real estate firm!the usami family has their future guaranteed!don't worry, sumireko still has the very important role of wine aunt!
>>50000346Autism strongly corelates with the age of the mother, so it makes sense that Sumi would start a family around 30.
>>50002365>30Literally prime age for breeding.
>>49997590Not only does Renko need to somehow find a boy for herself, she also needs to find her even dorkier grand-grandma a partner or else she ceases to exist. That sounds like a cool idea for a story, actually.
>>49997363I heard she uses her ESPer abilities to stroke random men's prostates from a distance
Is this bitch good at footjobs?
>>50012597I'm not sure, but she's really proud when it comes to anal.
>>50015731How much for a gloved handjob?
when will she get married and give birth to Renko?
>>50017351>when will she get marriedNever. She'll get seduced by a very charismatic man at a bar, then dumped after a one night stand into surprise pregnancy combo.
>>500158601.10 yen
>>50018406Soft butt.
>>50028619Will Sumi play pocky game with a wizard like me?
>>49980849Sure.
>>50030424Probably. Unless you smell like a skid row Nightrain guzzling wino or spaz out like a mental patient.
>>50034794But that's exactly the type of men Sumi likes doubeit
>>50036905No.
>>50034794With money, anything is possible!
>>50040539She married a Turk?
>>50041913Yes, she is. She prefers white European genes to Asian ones!
>>50042197>white EuropeanAnon, I...
>>50042273Turks are categorized as white in the United States, and their country is geographically in Europe.
>>50042309>categorized as white>in the United States
>>50042273Many Turks are white as snow. And no you are not a blond haired blue eyed pure "Aryan".
>>50042410>Many turks are white as snowAnd I'm sure you're one of them.
>>50042470what does her feet smell like?
>>50042488I can't be sure, she hasn't taken her socks off yet!
>>50042470One thing I am assuredly not is Turkish.
400lbs chair status?
>>50042502Well that was easy, just ask her and she'll take 'em off.Well what do you think now?
>>50042895Kxh.... rkhk... HHKHh... can't... khXh... thell khHKh... words khH... I am... hkxkh... happ... y... khhKXh...
why does sumi want's a foreigner now ? is it something on the usami genes that enables this behaviour? stop fetishizing gaijin! you are too old now to keep deluding?you will marry an avergae yayoi salaryman and you will like it, sumireko!
The jomon boy got triggered, lol.
>>50044990Autistic people are more likely to fall in love with foreigners.
>>50045562Renko is that you?
>>50045564It's a real thing, it's because they don't integrate well into their own culture.
She will undoubtedly assimilate into Kenyan society and enjoy a fulfilling relationship with her boyfriends.
I want a Liberator for my shelf, but I don't want Johnny Law to get the wrong idea
>>50059826It's not illegal if it's just a replica.
Renko threads have been popular recently... Maybe if we...
>>49980849FUN FACT: Did you know that I, a Evropean man, am the husband of Sumireko and father to all of her children? That's right Renkofans your "Yamato nadeshiko" isn't as pure as you initially thought
>>50072965cool! my mom loves to watch your soap operas, turkey-san!
>>50073614It's Turkiye, anon.
>>50079819Not really. She will always be cringe.
>>49980849rape
>>50093129Sumirapeko
>>49980849Don't forget to donate your genes to Usami family. They need to continue the bloodline, and you will receive a reward, too!
>>50097769I am sure sumi has an imouto or two who aren't nerds, and can please a man the normal way
>>50101737For generations, the curse of Usami has prevented them from doing it the "normal way".
>>50102937Yeah, she only takes it up her ass
Her mother is a tanuki
>>50088599She's a level 5 autist with the power of talking about her favourite anime/video games for hours without realising that the other person isn't even slightly interested
>>50108487she is literaly me!>favouritewhy r u brown?
>>50104306Proof?
A wild Sumi appears!!
>>50109054Doppel sumi!?
>>50109054Is she breaking in or out
I wonder what it would be like to put cockroaches inside of her
>>50118767In, it seems. I didn't clock Sumi as a home invader.
>>50118770*The pleasure of being cummed inside*
>>50118767In. She is doing the "villian turns and looks around evily before entering" pose.
>>50118767looks she's killing herself to me
>>50118773>>50119261she is clearly about to jump out of the window
>>50119319Yeah she saw you come in the door.
>>50109054This is how Sumi exits after a late night casual sex tryst.
sumi bump
I can't believe society is gonna let this creature breed...
>>50123745I mean, let's be honest, what are the chances that Sumireko of all people ends up having descendants. And even if such a thing somehow actually happens, those descendants would be so insane just at the genetic level that they would most certainly be genetic dead ends.
>>50123745>>50123920Sumireko, like all patriotic Japanese, must do her part for declining birthrates to ensure the continued survival of the nation
Would you be willing to get the love of your life pregnant if you knew for certain that your descendant would become the number 1 most wanted cyber terrorist in Bosnia and Herzegovina, and kick some Jizo statues?
>>50127911That would be a prerequisite for me
>>50127911Terrorism I can excuse, vandalism of important cultural property I can excuse, but if my potential descendant is a dork I'd rather not have children.
>>50131764>if my potential descendant is a dorkYou're on /jp/, there's no "if" here
>>50134706dork
>>50108502>why r u brown?Out of all places to get shit on for posting in πππ πΌππππ'π π°ππππππ I didn't think it would be /jp/
>>50134706Dorkiness isn't genetic.
>>50139025Wrong."Dorkiness has a strong genetic basis, with studies suggesting that genetic factors account for about 80 to 90% of the differences in dorkiness expression. Recent research indicates that there are multiple genetic profiles associated with dorkiness, which may lead to different forms of the condition depending on when a diagnosis is made."
three letter agents are trying to snuff out the dork gene from the genetic pool because of their immunity to propaganda
>>50148614>immunity to propagandaBut she supports AI, gender equality, immigration, and carbon-free energy.
>>50148669>carbon-free energyshe's a technophile. I bet she doesn't even know what it means.>immigrationusami's require evropean bachelors>gender equalityshe's a woman>AIshe doesn't know her OpenAI dutch husband is a plan of the cabal to curb the threat of her potential offspringall boils down that she is a zoomie, it can't be helped.but what if her latent dork genetics went overload on her descendants? we can't have that, agent morgan!... wait, is this channel a closed one?
Sumi should stop making brainrot videos.
>>50156001How else is she supposed to make money?
>>50160453a fantia account?
>>50160453Vtubing!
Sumi is vibe coding!
>>50167110Sumi being the one who coded VD makes a lot of sense.
>>50167165What's VD?
>>50167110Sumireko probably posts huge rants on her blog about how Touhou sucks and is terrible now and how awful ZUN is for doing anything at all
>>50171254Violet Detertor
>>50167110soomi you shouldn't vibe code in javascript...>>50171279there's no way zoomies think that way, right?
>>50174152Don't underestimate zoomers.
>>50180836She's so cool...
Paizurireko
>>50181546If that's the case, how did the flat gene enter her bloodline?
Not even trying to bait or anything but if this character were real she would fuck anyone who uses this site, even if she is complete weirdo by outside world japan, she is not the kind of weirdo who uses this sites.
>>50181553Microplastic/5G/Vaxxed/MKUltra/Toxoplasma gondii/Tiktok
Can someone here can date my granddaughter? I'll pay the drinks.
>>50181562if she was real she would be a lesbian who has lesbian sex with yukari
>>50180836sumi joi
>>50087551Good, as she should be
Sumisexo
>>49983736I love this meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWvWDhM0rJQ
