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This is Sumireko, the young Esper. Can she have her thread reach the bump limit for once?
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>>49980849
And a skibidi toilet fanum tax labubu to you, Ms. Zoomireko
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>>49980849
Don't you think it's time to graduate, Sumireko? You've been in high school for ten years now
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>>49980849
Is Sumi now at that age where she stops being a cringe child and is now a cringe young adult who hates herself for having been cringe as a child?
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>>49980918
Sumi is still at the "going to the restroom during lunch break so she can eat alone and cry" stage of development.
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>>49981098
Literally me!
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>>49981098
>>49981335
Literally me as well! Sumireko and I are so similar! We should get married!
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>>49981390
NTA. Does Sumireko into yaoi shit?
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>>49982249
oh, sumi!
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>>49983570
They have lesbian sex.

>>49983577
They have lesbian sex.
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>>49981433
Only loser women are into that and Sumi is a total loser but I wouldn't make any assumptions
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>>49983570
Odd trio but I'm not against it.
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sumi, sumi!
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>>49987348
It's very obvious why Yukari lusts over a girl this sleepy.
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>>49980918
I'm currently at this stage and it's devastatingly painful
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>>49987382
Encephalitis Lethargica.
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>>49987382
she hopes sumireko to be a low standards girl
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>>49987382
Yukari & Matara are lesbians. Meanwhile Kasen is bi. Sumireko needs more protection for her body.
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sumilove
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Does Sumi post here?
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yes i do
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You have to be over 18 to post on 4chan
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>>49994909
Sumi would be like 27 now
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>>49997359
kissless, virgin, jobless graduate cake sumireko!
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>>49997363
Time travellers reaaaally got their jobs cut out for them if they wanna preserve the timeline.
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>>49997363
But how will Renko exist then?
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>>50000346
Yukari impregnated her.
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>>49997590
>>50000346
her ten year younger, riajuu otouto, is a well adjusted person, and is currently engaged to his middle school sweetheart! he is also the CEO of his own real estate firm!
the usami family has their future guaranteed!
don't worry, sumireko still has the very important role of wine aunt!
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>>50000346
Autism strongly corelates with the age of the mother, so it makes sense that Sumi would start a family around 30.
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>>50002365
>30
Literally prime age for breeding.
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>>49997590
Not only does Renko need to somehow find a boy for herself, she also needs to find her even dorkier grand-grandma a partner or else she ceases to exist. That sounds like a cool idea for a story, actually.
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>>49997363
I heard she uses her ESPer abilities to stroke random men's prostates from a distance
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Is this bitch good at footjobs?
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>>50012597
I'm not sure, but she's really proud when it comes to anal.
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>>50015731
How much for a gloved handjob?
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when will she get married and give birth to Renko?
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>>50017351
>when will she get married
Never. She'll get seduced by a very charismatic man at a bar, then dumped after a one night stand into surprise pregnancy combo.
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>>50015860
1.10 yen
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>>50018406
Soft butt.
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>>50028619
Will Sumi play pocky game with a wizard like me?
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>>49980849
Sure.
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>>50030424
Probably. Unless you smell like a skid row Nightrain guzzling wino or spaz out like a mental patient.
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>>50034794
But that's exactly the type of men Sumi likes doubeit
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>>50036905
No.
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>>50034794
With money, anything is possible!
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>>50040539
She married a Turk?
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>>50041913
Yes, she is. She prefers white European genes to Asian ones!
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>>50042197
>white European
Anon, I...
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>>50042273
Turks are categorized as white in the United States, and their country is geographically in Europe.
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>>50042309
>categorized as white
>in the United States
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>>50042273
Many Turks are white as snow. And no you are not a blond haired blue eyed pure "Aryan".
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>>50042410
>Many turks are white as snow
And I'm sure you're one of them.
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>>50042470
what does her feet smell like?
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>>50042488
I can't be sure, she hasn't taken her socks off yet!
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>>50042470
One thing I am assuredly not is Turkish.
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400lbs chair status?
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>>50042502
Well that was easy, just ask her and she'll take 'em off.
Well what do you think now?
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>>50042895
Kxh.... rkhk... HHKHh... can't... khXh... thell khHKh... words khH... I am... hkxkh... happ... y... khhKXh...
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why does sumi want's a foreigner now ? is it something on the usami genes that enables this behaviour? stop fetishizing gaijin! you are too old now to keep deluding?
you will marry an avergae yayoi salaryman and you will like it, sumireko!
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The jomon boy got triggered, lol.
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>>50044990
Autistic people are more likely to fall in love with foreigners.
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>>50045562
Renko is that you?
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>>50045564
It's a real thing, it's because they don't integrate well into their own culture.
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She will undoubtedly assimilate into Kenyan society and enjoy a fulfilling relationship with her boyfriends.
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I want a Liberator for my shelf, but I don't want Johnny Law to get the wrong idea
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>>50059826
It's not illegal if it's just a replica.
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Renko threads have been popular recently... Maybe if we...
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>>49980849
FUN FACT: Did you know that I, a Evropean man, am the husband of Sumireko and father to all of her children? That's right Renkofans your "Yamato nadeshiko" isn't as pure as you initially thought
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>>50072965
cool! my mom loves to watch your soap operas, turkey-san!
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>>50073614
It's Turkiye, anon.
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>>49980849
Is Sumi now at that age where she stops being a cringe child and is now a cringe young adult who hates herself for having been cringe as a child?
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>>50079819
Not really. She will always be cringe.
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>>49980849
rape
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>>50093129
Sumirapeko
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>>49980849
Don't forget to donate your genes to Usami family. They need to continue the bloodline, and you will receive a reward, too!
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>>50097769
I am sure sumi has an imouto or two who aren't nerds, and can please a man the normal way
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>>50101737
For generations, the curse of Usami has prevented them from doing it the "normal way".
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>>50102937
Yeah, she only takes it up her ass
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Her mother is a tanuki
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>>50088599
She's a level 5 autist with the power of talking about her favourite anime/video games for hours without realising that the other person isn't even slightly interested
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>>50108487
she is literaly me!

>favourite
why r u brown?
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>>50104306
Proof?
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A wild Sumi appears!!
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>>50109054
Doppel sumi!?
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>>50109054
Is she breaking in or out
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I wonder what it would be like to put cockroaches inside of her
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>>50118767
In, it seems. I didn't clock Sumi as a home invader.
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>>50118770
*The pleasure of being cummed inside*
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>>50118767
In. She is doing the "villian turns and looks around evily before entering" pose.
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>>50118767
looks she's killing herself to me
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>>50118773
>>50119261
she is clearly about to jump out of the window
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>>50119319
Yeah she saw you come in the door.
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>>50109054
This is how Sumi exits after a late night casual sex tryst.
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sumi bump
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I can't believe society is gonna let this creature breed...
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>>50123745
I mean, let's be honest, what are the chances that Sumireko of all people ends up having descendants. And even if such a thing somehow actually happens, those descendants would be so insane just at the genetic level that they would most certainly be genetic dead ends.
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>>50123920
Sumireko, like all patriotic Japanese, must do her part for declining birthrates to ensure the continued survival of the nation
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Would you be willing to get the love of your life pregnant if you knew for certain that your descendant would become the number 1 most wanted cyber terrorist in Bosnia and Herzegovina, and kick some Jizo statues?
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>>50127911
That would be a prerequisite for me
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>>50127911
Terrorism I can excuse, vandalism of important cultural property I can excuse, but if my potential descendant is a dork I'd rather not have children.
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>>50131764
>if my potential descendant is a dork
You're on /jp/, there's no "if" here
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>>50134706
dork
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>>50108502
>why r u brown?
Out of all places to get shit on for posting in π–™π–π–Š π•Όπ–šπ–Šπ–Šπ–“'π–˜ π•°π–“π–Œπ–‘π–Žπ–˜π– I didn't think it would be /jp/
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>>50134706
Dorkiness isn't genetic.
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>>50139025
Wrong.
"Dorkiness has a strong genetic basis, with studies suggesting that genetic factors account for about 80 to 90% of the differences in dorkiness expression. Recent research indicates that there are multiple genetic profiles associated with dorkiness, which may lead to different forms of the condition depending on when a diagnosis is made."
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three letter agents are trying to snuff out the dork gene from the genetic pool because of their immunity to propaganda
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>>50148614
>immunity to propaganda
But she supports AI, gender equality, immigration, and carbon-free energy.
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>>50148669
>carbon-free energy
she's a technophile. I bet she doesn't even know what it means.
>immigration
usami's require evropean bachelors
>gender equality
she's a woman
>AI
she doesn't know her OpenAI dutch husband is a plan of the cabal to curb the threat of her potential offspring

all boils down that she is a zoomie, it can't be helped.
but what if her latent dork genetics went overload on her descendants? we can't have that, agent morgan!
... wait, is this channel a closed one?
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Sumi should stop making brainrot videos.
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>>50156001
How else is she supposed to make money?
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>>50160453
a fantia account?
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>>50160453
Vtubing!
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Sumi is vibe coding!
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>>50167110
Sumi being the one who coded VD makes a lot of sense.
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>>50167165
What's VD?
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>>50167110
Sumireko probably posts huge rants on her blog about how Touhou sucks and is terrible now and how awful ZUN is for doing anything at all
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>>50171254
Violet Detertor
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>>50167110
soomi you shouldn't vibe code in javascript...

>>50171279
there's no way zoomies think that way, right?
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>>50174152
Don't underestimate zoomers.
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>>50180836
She's so cool...
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Paizurireko
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>>50181546
If that's the case, how did the flat gene enter her bloodline?
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Not even trying to bait or anything but if this character were real she would fuck anyone who uses this site, even if she is complete weirdo by outside world japan, she is not the kind of weirdo who uses this sites.
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>>50181553
Microplastic/5G/Vaxxed/MKUltra/Toxoplasma gondii/Tiktok
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Can someone here can date my granddaughter? I'll pay the drinks.
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>>50181562
if she was real she would be a lesbian who has lesbian sex with yukari
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>>50180836
sumi joi
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>>50087551
Good, as she should be
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Sumisexo
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>>49983736
I love this meme
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWvWDhM0rJQ



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