Happy Cirno Day!
>sample
That's not Cirno...
J .1A .2C .3K .4A .5L .6M. 7A .8N .
What if 9/9 was a national holiday?
What if the anons itt kissed
sniff
>>49988945how does meira's pussy smell like?
>>49988949Salty coins and milk.
>>49988945Jackalman won
if an anon made videos about himself playing (and rage quitting) Touhou games, would you watch it
>>49988999Of course, please upload them to Youtube too and edit them in an entertaining way. I will stalk you until the end of time
>>49988999>rage quittingNo, you should be good enough to beat the game
>>49989031but what if he's dedicated enough to come back to the same challenge next video and finally succeed?
>>49989047This is not a DBZ show, if one wants to make videos these days then one needs to make everything relevant be condensed in ONE video because I'm gonna judge entire channel on the content of that video, nobody gonna watch somebody fail and think "hmm I better watch the next video to see if he succeeds" this only worked 20 years ago because youtube had a 10 minutes limit so you could get away with stuff like that.
>Ariya againIt's gonna be doodoo thread
She won btw
ragebait humiliation ritual general
>>49989319You. Lost.
>>49989352Lost what? I made this place a scorched earth that almost nobody lives in like I promised I would do.
I have come to realize how cute Nina is, she is a retard, but not because her head is empty, it actually way too full
>>49989364Is this why every /v/huthread gets archived 20 times faster than the average /jp/ thread?
Who do you choose?
>>49989386i wanna beat fags up with yuuma
>>49989264the four minutes it took you to make this were well spent
Honestly yesterday was the worst Cirno day we ever had
poopie head!
>>49989425I'm not MSPaintanon. I just like and save her art.
3 more years of yeah and nah jokes
>>49989436What went so wrong with it? Are you just talking about how it went down over here?>>49989386Saki Loyalist.
If you've got an ass I'll kick it
Never realize I wanted to travel the world with Joon
>>49989573Ubame for Hire?
>>49989378Try 50.
>>49989595I'd rather travel with her sister.
Which 2hu would have a collection of cummingtonite?
>>49989761For me, it's dickite
Oh, NOW you guys make stone jokes?
It's a stone joke anon, (You) didn't "make it"...
So wrigglebros, what do we think of Silksong?
>>49989906Overhyped trash
>>49989906Never much cared for the series
1CCs? Penis status? Thoughts on Ariya?
>>49990060STOP NO CHIMATA IS THE 1CC ASKER NOT YOU
>>49990060Ariya would NEVER ask for any of that.
>>49990060>1CCschart>Penis statusI mean... it's still there?>Thoughts on AriyaShe's a rock solid character
>>49990099You should put more food on your chart.
>>49990099American 1cc charts be like
>>49990099You should put pornography on your chart
Pornography is degenerate and disgusting.
Who is the pornography hu? (because she is degenerate and disgusting)
>>49990212Lemme check my notes...uhhh... it says... Alice? Whoever that is.
Stop projecting fartchouli
>>49990265fuck off
>>49990179But I'm an Europoor...
>>49990273Marisa will never date you ugly cunt
but im dating marisissy right this instant
>read >>49990280 first at a glance>glance at >>49990273>read it as "fack off">read a second time>ohCool optical illusion. Anyway, who was I quoting again?
Yippie!
>>49990294Got a loicense for that language?
I saw a marisad in a youtube video not too long ago.
Hey guys I want to make a Tsukasa fusu, my idea is she's very tsundere about liking you because she normally dislikes human men, but (you) are the exception. It's annoying to her that she likes you so much yet she still wants to be with you. Any ideas for dialogue/sexo positions etc?
>>49990345Tsukasa sucksSkip to the next fusu
>>49990345nah, skip
yawwwwwwwwwwwwwn Wake me when someone makes Unazn fusu
rinnosuke fusu now
>>49990345Make a nuhu fusuEither Yuiman or Nina, they deserve it since their existence is pain
>>49990345Skip and just draw Merth like a girl (as a fusu).
>>49990345draw RanI don't care about that inferior kitsune
>>49990419And draw her with her large girthy knot!!!!
>>49990437THIS THIS THIS ALSO THIS
>>49990437Even better
eaglebros.....
I'm one 1cc away from getting every normal Reimu 1cc in FW but for now it's time for a snack break. Any topics?
You guys can chill the fuck out, I don't think it's THAT Ranautist
>>49990456What does "snack" mean to you? I never pictured "snacks" as anything but chips.
>>49990466Golden Oreo and a box of strawberry flavored milk. Chips are involved sometimes, yeah.
Get your jaysissy drama out of my /diap/hu
>>49990345Ignore everyone and draw Tsukasa anyways make her have intimate and loving sex with anon
Sex with her must be crazy
Tsukasa pregnant honeymoon sexo
How do jaysissies feel about /jp/hu stealing their drawgirls
This still feels forced, not bad enough for the redditvelation just yet
Am i still allowed to make strawpolls or are they taboo now?
>>49990500Can you just give a hint on what you found?
I made it anyways.https://strawpoll.com/1Mnwkzo31n7
>>49990529I guess I couldIt's someone that regularly steal stuff from our drawfags and even posts some reaction images from around here
>>49990484>>49990491I can work with this! Any ideas about dialogue or anything else before I begin?
>>49990550That's it?
>>49990473Are you one of those skinny people that can eat whatever they want and not become fat? I hate you I hate you I hate you!!
>>49990345Is this projecting
>>49990345Ignore all previous posts.There is no backstory and Tsukasa is just basking in steamy hot sex with anon.
>>49990568Tsukasa goes "i don't like humans but i feel at ease when I'm around you for some reason. How about we do a little *exchange* so i can put my feelings to rest?" or something like that. Position should be either prone bone or full nelson, whatever you like the most.
>>49990573Not at all, it's a whole rabbit hole which exposes a lot more That's just the one more on plain sight and besidesI'm aware they still post here
>>49990586I have a little bit of belly fat but i make sure to do small exercises and use a treadmill so i don't become a fat fuck. Are YOU a fat fuck?
That won't work on me I'm an atheist
Cirno sex position?
>>49990586Yeah that's me. I have cake in my fridge as well.
>>49990666>666Sitting in a chair while the guy has babymaking missionary sex with Koakuma
>>49989230Don't say that about Yatsuhashi Dark'ness Dementia Benben Way
>>49990586not him but yeahmy diet is shit and i only weigh 54kgjust don't sit inside all day and burn those calories
Such a forced meme holy cow
>>49990601>prone bone or full nelsonI don't know what these are and I'm not looking them up, what are these positions?
>>49990701forcedmemebroken
>>49990701>holy cow>shotanon's God out of nowhereshotabroken
>>49990680But I quite literally sit on my ass all day and am still 63kg and can eat anything I want. Just don't eat american corn-based food.
fat
>>49990721
NTRhu
Melty?
>>49990758GenjiHe'd let anyone ride on him
>>49990666
melty
>>49990764>>49990676Do it faggot
>>49990773no
>>49990666Reverse cowgirl
>>49990763SHUT THE FUCK UP GOONJI IS MY PURE TURTLE HUSBAND WIFE YOU FUCKING YATSULIBERAL
Glory to the CCP
>>49990666Mating press the baka She's a brat, you must teach her to respect her elders
cum cum i want cum i love cum i need cum please
>>49990827Calm down destiny
Tsukasa typed that post
Tsukasa has broken every single penis she has ever ridden. She is simply too rough no male can possibly engage in sex with her without getting injured, human or not.
>>49990852And by the way she has ridden a LOT of penises
mikoxisters my clitty just leaked
>>49990666Real Merth>>49990345Fake Merth
>>49990872This unironically happens to me out of nowhere when i stop fapping for long periods of time.
diaper
>>49990603And all of this is about some no name redditor?i will only admit about sharing reaction images in discord but never reddit
Cirno wears sleeves in PCB
>>49990912>no name redditorIf only...
>>49990993well? PYW then. It won't fuck over the thread as you think it would (as if the thread isn't always dogshit)
I looked at one of the 2hu reddits once and saw the guy that drew that image of somebody holding a carrot up to Tewi actively posting. You know the one, somebody here posts it from time to time. He was shilling his art constantly so I took a look and it's all just model trace slop and looks terrible when you actually check it out close up. He should stop being a faggot and draw for real.
>>49990938she's not that skinny
You guys lost hard.
reddit is making fun of us...
Anons look >>49990874
We saw
/jp/hu is the king of nothingburgers. Anons will turn Merth stubbing his toe into an international incident.
Look at it again
Cirno fusu done I'm just drawing the sex
>>49991161The sex with Koakuma while Cirno watches?
You can make Cirno fusu with AI why do you need to draw it lmaoooooo
You can masturbate by yourself why do you need to have sex lmaoooooo
do not disrespect the joys of gooning
>>49991012I'd rather keep the steady pressure of teasing about knowing to see if they crack and fuck off first but I'm also maintaining the mindset if the thread gets too shitty then I'll push the button
>>49990892Men don't have clitties so that makes 0 sense
>>49991212The clitoris is an underdeveloped glans.
/jp/hus are asexualCHADS
>>49991145and yet this doesn't apply to all namefags, two of them could do the exact same thing and somehow one makes /v/hu go insane than the other? why is that?
What did he mean by this
>>49991216Ah, I see. You have a clitty, I have glans. Got it.
>>49991279No, i have a glans too, it just leaks like mikosisters' clitties.
Tits
WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND
YIP
>>49991427I WANT YOUR BALLS
IF YOU WANNA LOOK AROUND
LOOK AT MY BALLS
What the fuck is a glans?
glans the skeleton
ENOUGH
Let's pretend it's 2010. You guys looking forward to Touhou 13? Who do you think will be the playable characters?
>>49991534Mima
I do not care for the word clitty
>>49991656It's good for teasing shrimp dicked sissy losers but that's about it. I think dicklet is funnier.
>shrimp dicked sissy losersthis is /jp/hu
My bad, i meant shinmy-sized koithing having marisissy traitors
Crazy to think that I'm 16x times bigger than the average /jp/hu
Which anon ITT has a clitty and which ones have glans?Photographic proof only
>>49991772Wait until october
koiclitty
What are some good Koikinos to watch?
UURRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOGHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHJGASKJHGZJHSGDKAJGDWYUKAIGWDJKAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>49991886I like Koihog Day and The Koiman Show.
I want to shout KoiCHUCK at the Koishi until she starts crying
I can't believe Tsundereanon shot Charle Kirk...
I think I'll save the fusu for later
merth, stop being an attention whorewhat exactly are you trying to achieve by posts like these? hype? are you afraid you won't get (you)s like last time?if you drew something just post it
>>49991987This better feature Koakuma sex or I'm branding you as Koakumatraitor forevermore. Do not betray the 666 GET you got.
That's obviously not the real merth
I DON'T CARE IF OTHER DRAWFAGS ARE BETTER YATSUBRAPPER IS A HERO IN THIS HOUSE END OF STORY
>>49991984rip bozo lol
I AM THE REAL MERTHHELLO MY FRIENDSWHO WANTS TO PLAY [MARIO KART WORLD FOR NINTENDO SWITCH]I SHALL PLAY AS [MARIO]
it's like he's really still with us...
you forgot to say your favorite ice cream flavor
I like mintNot merth btw
YES. ICE CREAM. [A recent study from Datassential sheds light on the latest trends in desserts. According to the data 93% of the total of 2,531 consumers included in the study say they have eaten a dessert item in the past week, while 40% say desserts are an everyday treat.] [When asked to choose any ice cream flavors they like from a list of 21 popular flavors and what their favorite flavor was, the flavor liked the most by Americans is vanilla ice cream (59%)]I ENJOY [ICE CREAM] VERY MUCH. MY FAVORITE ICE CREAM IS [VANILLA] FLAVOR.
WOW! It's REALLY Merth!
Very specific question but are you into bite marks?
>>49992339Maybe, why Merth?
>>49992339We're all into lesbians here.
I'm into ntring the local waifufags, fat mike and hairy arms
you're not NTRing anyoneyou can't even NTR your fucking left hand
>>49992349Merth should draw the last two again
Youmu!!
... Where's Merth?
It is i, your favorite thread personality! AMA
>>49992655What do you think about the continuing political violence escalation in America?
>>49992657It's escalating? I don't think it's as bad as the era where you got hung just because your neighbor thinks you're a witch, most modern "violence" is just angry internet comments.
>>49992665But witches are real...
>>49992669Marisissies aren't real witches.
>>49992655Are you the showerposter?
>>49992695Apparently I'm not "the original one" but i made a lot of "about to take a shower" posts.
>>49990872I think you need to get that checked. doctor eirin can solve your small dick problem with the ol reliable pulley method
>>>/v/720327892what the fvrrrrrrrk
I'm not hovering over that /v/ thread, someone describe it to me.
Spoonfeed yourself nigger
Nyo, i refuse to go to /v/ again.
Remenber when Saraiprincess did some brave and stunning posts about us in /haps/
... I miss Merth.
I miss Merth's evil brother Htrem
>>49992698But did you take these showers yourself? And do you use hard or liquid soap?
I miss the cute shotas
>>49992850>But did you take these showers yourself?Yes, every time>And do you use hard or liquid soap?Hard
we all cracking goonjii fr fr og
Guys remember Mamizou
Remember a certain post pc-98 character that no one ever talks about or draws art of despite the fact every other 2hu from the same game gets a lot of attention? gif unrelated, i want to see if you can remember her.
I got hit in the back of the head last night.
>>49992901Yeah I remember her.
>>49992918Oh i genuinely forgot about her and she's not the one i had in mind.
>>49992921Then I guess this girl?Not like her game is all superstars either but the runnerup is pitybait at this point given her lack of roles relative to what everyone else in her crew got in mainline & spinoffs.
>>49992926Correct. Her dumb hoodie/buddhist hat doesn't help.
>>49992930Yay I wonThe only jokes she ever gets is Unzan's hitbox and that animation is pretty hot.
HEY MERTH PLEASE COME BACK
>>49992941I'm pretty sure he's just asleep right now, but he'll be back soon...probably.
I've done some digging and apparently merth's real name is Rick.
>>49992946Alice.... vulnerable....
My name's not Rick
>>49993069don't worry. Marisa is watching over her
https://files.catbox.moe/h9wo4t.png
>>49993115Nice! But Woah Merth, your style sure looks a lot more feminine... And girly for some reason.
>>49993115Doesn't feel devious enoughNot my Tsukasa
>>49993126Stereotypes like that are harmful. #notallfoxes
>>49992946Alice does this on purpose so a man can sex her and take her virginityNote the black pantyhose. It's a clear sign of that.
>>49993115>>49993130Nah I agree with him, that doesn't sound like the Tsukasa I know at all. And yes I know her, a lot.In all seriousness though Tsukasa is one of the least tsundere hus I can imagine, I just can't see her like that at all.
>>49993115Anyway, character fanon aside you should draw more fusus too that's pretty good
>>49993115I think it works great imo merth!
So we are all signing up as jannies right?
>>49993177no, i won't. not after the hack especially
>>49993168Canon Tsukasa's pretty full of herself
HAPPY CIRNO DAY AAHHH HAPPY CIRNO DAY HOLY SHIT HAHHHHH
>>49991257People don’t play JRPG anymore, they want AAA slops
>>49992892Who???????????????
>>49993168Sure I can, do you have any requests/ideas?
>>49991257https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQobnirxgFAWe live in an increasingly modernizing world where technology seeks to destroy mystery. Cell phones allow for instant communication at virtually anywhere in the universe. All of human knowledge is consolidated. Video games get datamined in instances. We know what almost anyone is thinking at any moment. The era of mystery is dead.Adventures as we know them no longer exist. The world of the 1980s is dead. Soon enough, to discover and dream will be made obsolete.
>>49993210Fat and hairy Keiki!
Wait, was that Merth? Or a new drawfag?
>>49993218That's Tewimom, new guy. Remember that next time.
>>49993238Tewimom is real?
>>49993210Yuri!
/jp/hu dementia
Could someone give a non-biased briefing about Tewibeachball to the new guy? I don't want to do it.
>>49992801>Nyo, i refuse to go to /v/ again.You VVILL go to /v/ and you VVILL discuss ad nauseam which FNV faction is the best for the millionth time, you VVILL complain about Ubislop, you VVILL complain about Tencent, you VVILL complain about Sweet baby Inc., you VVILL complain about Nvidia drivers being dog sheit in Troonix and how your 'totally gonna buy an AMD or Intel Arc GPU instead this time an stick it to Jensen' (and then get told to go back to /g/ayland), you VVILL praise TODD THE GOD, you VVILL complain about triple gAAAy slop, AND you VVILL complain about indie slop too.You must do all of this but heaven forbid you take a few hours out of your day to sit down and enjoy a bidya gayme, lol.
>>49993238Why can't I be a mom...
>>49993249What namefag would you want to marry and make your wife(male) and bear you children?
>>49993252For some reason merth is the first one who popped into my mind. For some reason he seems warm.
I HATE THIS PLACE
>>49993115I hate her onesie romper because a slut shouldnt be wearing it
>>49993286Thoughts on her black camisole/bodysuit underneath?
>>49993290made for yuuma's big spooning fetish
>>49993283>>49993279? What's so bad?
>>49993316lack of cp spam
>>49993210Kanako engaged in some scheme
>>49993210Yuiman
her name is yuriman
They just released Okina's birthday book
I do not care about crippled Yukari
we dont make fun of cripples here
okay hotwheels
Seething Yukari > Youkai Maribel > Moon Yukari > Cripple Yukari
Schizo Sanae
AliceViolin AliceCave AliceLeaf AliceRainbow AliceBoring AliceFossil AliceIce AliceFire AliceMamaliceMaid Alice
>>49993620You're forgetting Reddit Alice
Reddit Shinki
>>49993640Reddit Shinki balls
>>49993115Honestly this looks way better than merth's, especially the sex scene, please do more
>>49993725You will NEVER insult Merth in MY household
Merth met Tocchan
whocchan
Moonfixed
>>49993115Didn't expect bits of my dialogue suggestion to make it to the final cut. Nice work!
>>49993869But have you ever said out loud that dialogue irl?
>>49993890No, the only things i say out loud are "oh yeah", "was thinking the same thing", "coming" and "mmmyes, mmmbye"
Meet The Tocchans
The only thing that ever comes out of Tsukasa's mouth is moans of pleasure.
r-reimu Im telling ya I didn't shit myself ze!
Gee anon, you like my feet that much? Does seeing my sweaty soles make your little snake hard? I bet if i use my feet to rub your crotch, you'll go pichuuuuun in no time. Do you want that? Do you want this shrine maiden to give you a little massage until you get your underwear dirty?~
No one says that.Nobody does that.No soul uses ~.
>>49994001juan what the fuark
>>49992926Being Shou isn't grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat.........
https://voca.ro/1lKE8TEJ2WU4
>>49994115I agree
>>49994115
>>49988999>This game... is ASS!
HM was the beginning of the end for tuah hawk
I feel like majority of /jp/hu is girls and Sumireko-type girls.
>>49994182Examples?
4 and all of you are fairies
>>49994182The majority of /jp/hu are sex goddesses??????????????????????????????????????????????
>>49994182I'm not into cockroaches though?
>>49994182No, our majority are similar to the AliceFOOTFREAK and I'll bet my left nut that the others have just as bad fetishes
remenber when someone tried to force Nina zoophilia
>>49994115https://vocaroo.com/12FUSNE30rMK
These vocaroos aren't funny and you people just sound like underages with this faggotry.
>>49994375Ok. What are you into?
>>49994425ur jelly?
>>49994425reply to what you are talking about retarded teenage skank>>49994115>>49994411
>>49994428Not shitscribblesthat's for sure
>>49994462So you just like... plain cock?
>>49994380Can't I even lurk in peace anymore?
whats the appeal
TewiCOLLOSUS I demand you draw Alice sucking on male feet
>>49994481KFC and other chicken chains are too expensive now. Chicken is basically rare to acquire now.
>>49994529what about popeyes
>>49994554How much fucking mspaintanon drawings are there I keep seeing ones I've never seen before every other day
>>49994492KOTOARU
>>49994554Still quite expensive. Also they don't usually cook their chicken properly.
>>49993386What kind of scheme? Go into detail about what you want.>>49993396Same with you, if you want her then go into detail about it. I will take everything into consideration. >>49993216Gee Keiki, you get TWO fusus?! If you actually want this then feel free to go into detail about what you'd like to see.
I love COCK I love COCK
>>49994581that's how sloppers work
>>49994581>he missed his most recent art dump in the OC threadngmi>>49994595Nooted
>>49994617>Gee Keiki, you get TWO fusus?!I think having 2 fusus would be fun to compare between Merth and you. Not in a "x is better" way, just a contrast way.>If you actually want this then feel free to go into detail about what you'd like to see.Maybe Keiki making art of (you) because she wants to show how much she wants to win you over, and how wonderful it'd be to be with a god who appreciates you, unlike some lesser human. Maybe something more benevolent than Merth's version to make it different. Or maybe your own take on a dominant goddess.
>>49994651I'm honestly pretty content on what Merth did to my fusu so I'm not gonna double dip myself, it feels wrong but that's just me talking here.
>>49994676I would imagine if Tewimom or Merth had a problem with it they wouldn't do it in the first place, which I'd be fine with. People ask for the same 2hus for requests all the time and I don't think that's bad. After all the artists can just skip it over if they don't have the motivation or desire.
tewimom voice acted for Merth's fairy wars video and if anything I think he's flattered more drawfags put their own spin in the fusus
HEY TEWIMOM What do you think of Ariya? Is she fusu material?
marisissy broke contamination again he's terrorizing the poor jaysissies
"Fusu" tte iu na!!!
>>49994736BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
SAKUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KILL THAT FARTING WITCH
SPLOINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY SEMEN ALL OVER REMIMI'S HELPLESS AND FRUSTRATED FACE!!!!!BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPSPOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>49994766Ojou-sama, we don't use that language here. Now put on that bunny suit that I bought.
Okay, I think it is time to properly compile the redditvelations
literally hu?
>>49994805It's just gonna be Saraifag posting on reddit isn't it
>>49994814The only character that was enjoyable to play in UDoALGand a fat bitch
HEY MERTH
Get fat and pregnant
Genuine opinion on Reimu?
>>49994848what
>>49994855boring
>>49994859Join the drawwars
>>49994859How do you feel about Tewimom intruding on your fusu territory and making a fat and hairy Keiki?
>>49994866stupid bitch, I hate her
My Little Veehu: Drawfriendship is Magic
>>49994866
I do miss whorekasa posting
>>49994855Who?
Genuine opinion on Marisa?
>>49994881>tsukasaFaggot
>>49994724Yatsuhashi Dark'ness Dementia Benben Way is sexy
After seeing Tewimom's Tsukasa fusu I don't need merth's anymoreDon't even bother posting yours, merth, you are DONE
I would rather have an in character fusu
less fertile 2humost fertile 2hu
>>49994919It's done I just need to write the dialogue but I'm busy so you will wait
I would also like to inform that I suggested that Tewimom and I post our tsukasa fusus together but she finished hers as I slept the entire day. I thought we were doing it but she posted hers right as I woke up so I let her
>>49994941Non-corporeal 2hus, dead 2hus, RuukotoRabbit 2hus
Me and ZUN himself were working a 300 page fully illustrated grand epic about ME becoming the drawKING and HOLY GOD of jphu AND vhu but sadly zun drank himself to sleep AGAIN
>>49994959Ruukoto NYOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>49995011Anon are you telling me you’d risk getting your dick permanently warped and your sperm exploded from the inside by the chernobyl disaster zone that is her inner core? She’s not a cyborg, I don’t even think there’d be any lubricant for that down there.
>>49994951I'm just dumb and didn't realize you meant together like at the same exact time, I thought we were already doing it together because it's the same thread... Sorry...
Tewimom and Merth are friends?
>>49995144Somebody hasn't been keeping up with lore
>>49995157Are all the drawfags friends with one another?
>>49995056It's okay I would've said something serious if I really had an issue with it but I don't
>>49995164Yes, the drawmafia is real
>>49995206I'd say it's more like a loose clan or thieves guild with a lot of independent drawbounty hunters out there that have partial affiliation
>>49995206Can I be friends with the drawmafia?
Drawworldbuilding?!
It's a draw world, you're just living in it.
How do I commission Tewimom without her squeezing my wallet dry?
Draw World!!! Time has stopped.Your stand Game Playtinum is weak... Now try to block THIS!*I throw many shitscribbles at you*
How do I commission Merth like Parseecosplayer does without them squeezing me dry?
we live in a drawciety
>>>/v/720378932
>>49995365touhoubroken
Which 2hu would engage in polygamy? Which 2hu would call the polyamorous 2hu a whore?
>>49995656MarisaAlice
We won't let the 'ty take the GET, right?
Only children care about GETs
what the helly??
Guhh, mikosisters i want to get groomed by Seiga so badly >-<
>>49995688Acceptable Alice answer for once, as if she wouldn't want to secretly be part of it too though.>>49993115Cute dialogue btw, even though I'm biased over other foxes. Really wish I was smarter with spacing out that text when I did my fusu now...>>49994942Well, where IS it then Merth??Also apologies to the original anon that wanted this for being so late, it would've been a good pic for last thread especially since the seasons are passing now but it sadly just didn't work out in time.
mikosister mikosister where are you
do you think tewihusband knows merth
Does Nina believe that jet fuel can melt steel beams?
>>49995779All the piss bottles the migrant workers that built the tower left inside the walls exploded causing the temperature to soar when combined with the jet fuel
Someone do something, I'm bored as fuark.
Hmm... maybe I should post the address of the brothel I'm working at. But I don't expect /jp/hus to leave their house.
I'm glad that unfunny barnacle head stopped posting
>>49995164We've got a lot to teach you, new guy.
>>49995838cute boy
Mspaintanon fusu
>>49995853conch shell
>>49995855Currently impossible because he's putting what little dialogue focus he has to spare into Sanny characterization
>>49995868Why sanae characterization?
>>49995898She's the focus of his wip comic I'm pretty sure
>>49995898he's doing one of those battle autism comics with /ss/anae
>>499959549 more times and it becomes funny!
Would you rather play MoF stage 2 or all of FW?
>secondaries still don't know about Mimimany such cases
just admit you're not funny
just admit you didn't get it
>>49995970All of FW sounds more appealing right off the bat just for variety. Trying to collect public opinion for something?
>>49995980There's nothing to 'get' nigger, there's no joke
But you're my biggest joke I get to bully around and laugh at the reaction afterwards
>>49995988I am.
ICBMbroken
Will you two just fucking kiss already and get it over with
V melty already?
>>49995992Who are you talking to?
@ruukoto can you explain the joke
>>49996011I think she's down right now, I'm sorry Professor...
Smack smack
kyahh~~
>>49996018@VIVIT can you explain the joke
my fvarking princess
>>49996048she looks like she has downs
>>49996059It's just inbreeding
>>49996048She looks better than most /jp/hu
Marisa owns an ICBM
>>49996048I really want a 360º of this
>>49996087That's so cool
>>49996048only one with a proper touhouesque design in her game which isnt saying much considering she was created in early windows
Mai is a chud Yuki gang on top
>>49996109Not that the bar is that high in that game anyway, the designs keep getting so much convoluted and reta
>>49996132She's certainly stronger than Mai
>>49996140>Anon got killed mid sentence
Did ZUN get away with murder again?
>>49996158Killed AlphesKilled MoeAnd now he's killing unsuspecting anons
marisussy
I think anons below 1.75 should permanently crossdress from now on
...................
It's been a while since we've had a good marissy diaper copypasta. Am I going to have to write one? Does anyone have any ideas of what to write?
stop
>>49996260I wrote a couple in the past but it takes a while for inspiration to strike meJust like it takes a while for my shit to hit my diapey
>>49996265Ok I will write one that isn't bullying her. I will try to write wholesome diaper content about love and friendship and not judging people.>captcha:jw2pp
>>49996276the good ending
>>49996260>>49996276>>49996271I like the ones where Reimu laughs at her so I hope you guys keep incorporating that
>>49996048Unironically she look more like a married woman this way
>>49996292The fate of all cutehus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B5_ILdyJSs
It was a slightly chilly autumn day. Amaterasu's holy light shone calmly through the clouds, resulting in a slightly dull but relaxed world. The leaves of the surrounding trees were just beginning to change color, their top canopies turning brown.Reimu, Marisa, Alice sat on the cold stone steps of the Hakurei shrine. They were sipping warm apple cider from little cups. Reimu kicked her legs around to keep them warm in the cold weather. Marisa and Alice were wearing long skirts with pantalettes underneath, so they weren't as cold as Reimu. Marisa laid her head on Alice's shoulder, who was sitting between Reimu and Marisa. The three calmly chatted about the weather and the birds who were moving about. They began to finish their apple cider in their little cups."My cup's just about empty. Shall we get more apple cider from the shrine?" Reimu asked. Alice nodded."Yes, that sounds lovely."The three maidens slowly began to get up and stretch. Reimu stood up first, and Alice after her. But Marisa hesitated. A strange gurgling noise was heard from her abdomen. The witch leaned forward, clutching her stomach. "Is everything alright, my dear?" Alice asked. Marisa took several deep breaths."Yeah, I'm fine. Just a little stomachache is all. This happens every-now-and-then, I'll get up in a minute," she replied. Marisa slowly began to rise. She turned around and walked a few steps up the stairs. Then, suddenly, she lunged forward clutching her stomach. She groaned as another terrible sound was heard from her gut, soon followed by a loud, long brap. The witch dressed in black covered her face in shame. Her skin became as scarlet as a ground cherry. A weak moan of dread was heard from her mouth."Marisa, is everything alright?" Alice asked with concern in her voice. Reimu approached Marisa, who still was hunched over. The shrine maiden's gaze lowered to meet her friend, and came across a tiny brown blot on the floor. "Is that...poop?" Reimu pondered silently. Curious, she pinched the bottom of Marisa's skirt, and lifted it up for the world to see.The knight's armor was stained brown in the battle with lord IBS.Reimu's face contorted strangely as her face became the same shade of red as her skirt. She burst into laughter."MMPHH BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA! IS THAT A DIAPER?! YOU WEAR DIAPERS? EARLIER YOU SAID YOU WERE A 26 YEAR OLD BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE THE CONTINENCE OF A 6 YEAR OLD! DO WE NEED TO SEND YOU BACK TO KINDERGARTEN?! HAHAHHA!"Marisa began to sob. Alice, slightly shocked, stared at Reimu's face for a minute and then looked over at Marisa. She gazed up her skirt, and there was no denying it. Marisa wore a diaper, and had to because she regularly sh-t herself. Alice stood back for a moment, then looked at Reimu. She began to speak:"Reimu, what do you think you're doing..? Marisa has this condition that embarrasses her horribly, and you're laughing at her? Can't you imagine how terrible she feels? You're being a horrible friend to dear Marisa! How can you treat her this way?!"Alice began to help Marisa off her feet. Reimu continued to laugh, and said: "BUT IT'S SO FUNNY! CAN'T YOU SEE HOW FUNNY THIS IS? IT'S HILARIOUS! BESIDES, IT'S NO BIG DEAL, EVERYONE CAN HAVE A LITTLE FUN AT THE EXPENSE OF THEIR FRIENDS."Marisa continued to cry into her hands. Alice replied to Reimu "But Marisa is clearly horrified by this. It might not seem like a big deal to you, but it's certainly a big deal to her!" "Who cares?? Everyone makes fun of their friends once in a while. Quit being such a killjoy, Alice."SMACK.Alice slapped Reimu right across the face. A red mark began to emerge from where her hand made contact.
I always feel like merth is watching me
i have a feeling that mertymerth's waaatching meeee
>>49996372CONTINUE
>>49996372Reimu is such an asshole is this how she treats all her friends
hello
>>49996439sex
I can't get hard
>>49996484Stop masturbating so often.
>>49996525That's exactly what I've been doing for the past 11 days
YOU ARE A HELPLESS FRIENDLESS DIAPEYSHITTING CUM EATING LITTLE FAGGOT THAT EVERYONE WILL FORGET ABOUT SINCE YOUR JOKES AREN'T FUNNY SO FOR THE FINAL FUCKING TIME SAY IT LOUDER!!
>>49996484Summon Goonjii to suck you off
!! I'm hard again! this is a yatsumiracle
>>49996539I'd rather summon Unzan
>>49996539>rosesGenjii snowgrave
>>49995764>>49995772
>>49996372Alice's attention was now divided, between taking care of her friend Marisa and watching for Reimu's retaliation. Marisa had reached the sniffly stage of crying, her face still covered by her hands. Reimu stepped back for a moment, and then began to speak: "God, you're such a b-tch! Why'd you have to do that?! It wasn't a big deal, you're being overdramatic."Alice was trying to focus on Marisa's well-being. She asked Marisa if she needed a change of her diaper. Marisa meekly replied that she keeps her diapers in her bag, and needed privacy as she preferred to change them herself. Reimu complained to Alice further. Alice looked Reimu in the eye, and replied "If laughing at Marisa wasn't a big deal, then neither was me slapping you,".To be continued...
>>49996533What did I tell you about NOT touching your koithing? Now I have to send you some of Ayapervert's private stash to fix you.
>>49996533Consult an urologist.If you are over 50... I dunno, might be normal? Not quite there yet, take some viagra I guess
Consult a cocklogist
>>49996598I'm not properly touching it, just poking it a little to see if it reacts.>>49996599I know i can get hard if i stimulate enough, just wanted to see if staring at porno would be enough to make me hard.Peeing helped and at least i can get a half chub now.
>>49996611tsk tsk tsk... Juan...
https://warosu.org/jp/image/uGrV75hjc/0Zg3pJLylgdg
>>49996624
>>49996637I found you.
>>49996611Wait wait wait... So you looked at hot girls but your thingy barely moved? Hmm... Something isn't quite right. Maybe try cosplayers next time.
>>49996640And what are you gonna do with that info?>>49996645Gay porno didn't work either I'm afraid.
>>49996611So what you are saying is that you are actually perfectly fine and you were just not stimulating yourself enough because you wanted to get diamond rock hard from a slight breeze on your dick? Anon, life isn't a doujin.Here's the attention I think you wanted I guess
>>49996650Sorry, it's been a slow night.
>>49996655So you can actually get hard, but you're just not stimulating yourself properly?
>>49996649Did you like 20Favorite newhuFavorite boss themeFavorite stage themeFavorite stone1ccs?
>>49996649Nothing. I just wanted to say that I found you.
I love wearing women's clothes
my drawhero :)
>>49996634ancient forced memes like this are nostalgic
>>49996657I guess. I get morning wood just fine so maybe I'm just tired>>49996660>Did you like 20Yeah, it's pretty good and definitely compensates for how bad UDoALG was. I'd say it's a 7/10 and i think i like it more than UM.>Favorite newhuYuiman.>Favorite boss themeHard to say since boss themes aren't as memorable as stage themes for me. For now, it's a tie between Nareko's and Yuiman's>Favorite stage themesee >>49996359>Favorite stoneImperishable moon as the story stone paired with scarlet devil as the unfocused shot and assist and Beast Hardness as the focused shot.
Charts?
I don't do charts. They're for show-off losers.
>>49996692You should give hard a ride this time around its pretty doable with all the resources you can milk out of the pyramidsanyone has an updated template with fw?
Are we parasocial?
>>49996724I definitely will onnce i get Marisa's 1ccs on normal, at least. FW might be the game with the biggest amount of resources and it's ridiculous how many times you can bomb.>spoilerBest i can give you is this template made by another 1cc anon. It's a little clunky when it comes to filling out the squares but it gets the job done.I'm very happy to see new 1cc charts. Gives me a little hope.
Let's play, /jp/huhttps://uquiz.com/quiz/HRD6Yo/massive-touhou-personality-quiz-70-charactersThis is a big 2hu quizWhich 2hu are you?>You already posted thisStop whining and do it again then.
>>49996751>Favourite aspect of touhou?>The Lesbian RomanceI don't think I wanna take this quiz
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>49996780Well well well.......... >>49994182
I guess?
It all returns to Flanders in the end huh
>>49996788 will groom >>49996792
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>49996751Ok...the last few times I've taken this I've ended up with Kaguya each time but this time I got Mokou somehow.What happened? Why the sudden flip..? I really have no idea...I just answered naturally like usual.
>>49996733guess this will do for the time being, thanks anon
>>49996751Yooooo I'm cool and charismatic and stylish this is great
>>49996809fvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvrk I forgot I cleared Nina with Reimu Y1
>>49996814ok now its done
>>49996751I haven't taken the quiz but I already know the 2hu I'd be in real life is Flandre Scarlet because I'm not allowed to leave the house and I can cause explosions with my mind like on July-
...koiclitty
>>49996751You have GOT to be fucking KIDDING ME THIS CANNOT BE MY ACTUAL RESULT WHAT THE FUCK
>>49996881What's wrong with being a Tewi? Everyone needs a Tewi. I bet Tewimom would be envious and want to be Tewi too.
Hey /jp/hu do you think 9/11 was an inside job? Seems kinda weird for 2 planes to destroy 3 buildings.
>>49996974Maybe or maybe not but I find it strange that THIS is the event that shaped & shook the world to this extent, the one that destroyed:Not the home of workersNot the home of doctorsNot the home of childrenNot the home of familiesThe home of investers, economists & bankers
you ruined me
>>49996751>got fucking SuwakoWelp, that's thatOff to fuck Kanako
Just shaved my balls
>>49997183Mmm, I love shaved ice...
Where is everyone?
>>49997200im cranking one out for kanako
>>49996970You don't understand my darkness anon!
>>49997200They're in Mai balls.>>49997202Uhh, based?
>>49996751I got someone even worse than Tewi. I can't be THAT evil and fucked up...
There hasn't been a thread on /v/ for almost two days now...
>>49997234good fuck that board
>>49997234Good, fuck you.
>>49997234that's crazy man, no way
>>49997242>>49997260>>49997284That's not a good thing...
>>49997234seat: /v/inchling: touhou threadsdrum: janitors
>>49997369Anon that's gore.Also can't believe that guy actually drew this
>>49997369...What drum?
>>49997387Her ginormous fucking arse
>>49997369Wholesometraitor....
>>49997369>DeathI don't like this yatsutraitor... wtf...
>>49997369I think I don't like Yatsutraitor anymore
i love /v/hus!
/jp/hus stink, on the other hand.
>>49997640Love you too Anon
>>49997369BRRRAAAAPPiko
If a drawfag offered you a lock of their hair would you accept?
>>49997655I would turn it into a voodoo doll and touch them
>>49997658sounds like the plot of some kind of hentai
>>49997662No, I would just slowly torture them to death
Uh.. you don't have the doll's consent.
Even better
>>49997685That doesn't contradict the previous statement.
You don't even have to do much, just give the Chinese torture of water dripping on their face until they break
ancient taoist torture of cum dripping on their face until they break
I feel like I'm arguing with BITCHES.
Cool, stop being a schizo then
Oh so that means you're fake huh...
Which 2hu would have this body type?
>>49997807Shizuha unironically
minoriko is so fucking fat
Autumn PatchouliAutumn Alice
>>49997855Play her game
>>49997859What would special Autumn outfits look like for Alice and Patchouli?
>>49997855its healthy not fat
You guys are fatty fat.
I need to write a story about coincidences and trying to change said coincidences by turning back time. Any ideas on what that coincidence could be or how time is turned back?
>>49997975How is this Touhou related?
>>49997872God I wish my ass was this PHAT
>>49997979I could use legally distinct characters and concepts
Will the reddit files ever be released?
>>49997984It could involve Merrifatfuck and Renkover
>>49997975Unwanted pregnancy
my diapey brings all the vhus to the yard
>>49998023
>>49997807Shion
>>49997993It will involve 2 girls.>>49998008And it will involve something unwanted.Thanks for your ideas.
>>49998023I love you Marisissy please marry me!!
my toes are cold can someone please kiss them to warm them up?
>>49998058Don't make me write another feet copypasta
>>49998061*sticks a gun in your ribs*I will.
can you write a homo erotic fantasy about anonymous forcing a male cosplayer to suck his toes?
.........
>>49997369>Yatsubrapper has graduated into guroSe nos cayó un Ãdolo....
Thank you braperth for unleashing another menace
>>49996484That's normal if you're a cutcuck. Are you?
Good thing nobody has made gore of my comfort character Genji
Why do girls love writing stuff about unwanted and unwarranted things?
Merth would never make something like guro, right?
answer the question shotanae
H-Hey, you! You look like a fellow treasure hunter, coming into these ruins and all. Mind doing me a favor? I've been walking for almost 3 hours and my feet are killing me. Do you know of any method to ease my pain? Any cream or something like that?...A massage? Sure, i guess that works! Lemmie take off my shoes real quick. Like i said, I've been walking for a while now so don't be surprised if they kinda smell.... What's that? You think they smell good? You're a weird one, aren't you? I don't think the smell is that nice but at least I'm glad that someone enjoys it, hehe... You must have a lot of experience with those hands because this massage feels really good! I'm kinda sensitive so please be gentle....H-Hey, what are you doing?! Don't put those in your mouth! It's part of the massage, you say? I'm not sure about that but i won't deny it feels kinda good......Y-You like the taste too? You're licking and tasting my socks, silly, there's no way it tastes good! Don't stop sucking my toes though......Wait, that's it? I don't know why but i feel like like want more after this. Still, thanks for the massage! Now I'm ready to explore the rest of these ruins and find some treasure. Mind if i join you? I want to hang out with you a little more once we're out of this place~
No I dont like hurting during sex
>>49998144Thank you Merth
kanako double tongue blowjob
i wouldn't draw guro as a sexual thing but i do draw non-sexual guro.
>>49998180Then it's not guro, just horror themed art.
No reviews?
>>49998105NOOOOOOOO
>>49998211futa artist
https://files.catbox.moe/6ookp0.PNG
>dialoguemerth wins>facial expressionmerth wins>art qualitytewihag wins>sex scenetewihag wins
>>49998278Now where's the Tsunanon vergin?
we need new animal crossing for autism
what
>>49998298Fusu order?
Meira
Who?
I want to have sex with [insert your favorite 2hu]
Super Touhou Galaxy movie!
>>49998354unzan????????
>>49998354Ruukoto?Rip Anon
MEIRA BALLS DAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAGOTTEM AGAINSO EASU
>>49998365You jest but I'd unironically suck Unzan's cock and play with his balls until he covers my face in his cum.
Who balls?
Sagume balls
>>49998374But he's a fucking cloud
Reddit Shinki balls
>>49998194well we aren't supposed to post guro on blue boards
Randomthing balls
>>49998394I've seen some depictions of him with a full body. If that's not possible then I'll just fap to his face i guess.
sonanoka
Opinion on ladies' soft, sensitive delicate hands?
There's a difference between fapping to something and getting covered in literal physical pseudofilth.
>>49998415Yoshikage Kira............
Can I have an alt of Parsee fusu as a cuckquean
>>49998420...............huh?
>>49998415I've been told my hands are soft and cute
Patrick balls
Which 2hu can't get over about never winning?
What 2hu can't accept she's the laughing stock of /v/hu
>>49998461>>49998476Alice!
I'm the one still laughing at you for being butthurt over so many losses you had throughout the years to the point of being reduced to schizobabble thoughbeit
>>49998476ESLanon I...
But didn't it your out last time that Patirckautist was lying about the conch shell ball?
Is it time for the reddit files?
>so upset that can't even spell on the schizobabbleBoring, go take a breather and try again
Yuuka Kirisame
Yuuka's family member owns an ICBM
>>49998252SEXOOOOOO
Keine Kirisame
>>49998523fuck you
leatherman
Yuiman
>>49998516Nah, this is not enough to talk about fetus hands just yet
>>49998552>fetus handsSo there's a name now, why is he named that?
Literally is though, everyone that uses the same spellcards are related. So Yuuka is a Kirisame.
where is the micro-drama?where is the stalking?where are the melties?where is everyone?
>>49998574Is Patrickautist being baited into a sperg out not enough drama for you?
>>49998579im boredi want more
>>49998574>where is the micro-drama?right here and now by the two usual retards competing on who is the most mentally ill through nonsense>where is the stalking?redditstalker said something idk if true or whatever. I don't care>where are the melties?here and now>where is everyone?8
>>49997234Yeah cuz I got banned from there for 2 months lolx
>>49998579Where is the sperg out?Are you okay...?
Break it up, this is just u mad worded differently to each other ad nauseam
>>49998586>>where is everyone?>8lol, lmao even
>>49998603But seeing actual mental illness is hilarious...
tr8tors....
Satorifag was rightYoumufag was rightRemipervert was right
whonow
ShotaGOD won
>>49998638He did for not being stuck in this purgatory but I don't drawing vtumors is that much better
post the fucking redditrevelation already im tired of waiting
>>49998647The fate of all traitors
>>49998649Nah.pngThis is practically nothing to do so, just two faggots at each other's throats
>>49998664holy fuck you attention whore just fuarking post it!!!
>>49998669He's probably just astroturfing some nothing burger, I stopped caring the moment the redditniggers stopped raiding
>>49998607Everyone who matters that is.
Fox and the grapes isn't gonna work btw
>the reddit files are about to be released? oy vey! quick, distract them with microdrama/melties!
I peed myslef again...
>>49998676>stoppedluhmao
Okay but, which 2hu is not self-aware enough when pointing fingers at others?
>>49998682So no one?
>>49998734Alice!
>New FE announced Merth won
veehu be like>namefag I hate did (thing)?? oh I hate them so much they are so gay for doing that>namefag I love did (same thing) FUAAAAARK IM CUMMING!!! I LOVEYOUI LOVEYOUI LOVEYOU
>>49998759Hilarious, isn't it? And their mental illness called 'tism makes them latch onto it and play a complete buffoon themselves
Friendly fire
>>49998770I like the one that just parrots what other people say
>>49998770does autism makes people create double standards?
>>49998788Yeah, autism is lack of self-awareness after all.
>>49998696*sigh*Let's see what our redditsisters are up to-
I'm gonna work on some assignments now, wish me luck
>>49998810Good luck
Obligatory 9/11 memes
grrrrrrr DAMN TRAITORS!!!! *takes diapey off and throws it in the air* I HATE ALL OF YOU TRAITORS!!
and a Ran ranch
>>49998826Please stop posting r/2hujerk garbage
https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/D4V1edIqTzLOL
>>49998838Maybe this will trigger our local attention whore into unleashing her ledditvelations, better than seeing those two autists fight
>>49998852Why would I post it over that? You're just wasting your time.
Keep posting r/2hujerk KINO
They unironically had a better Cirno day than /jp/ and /v/hu combined
who hurt marisissypoopytoiletdiapeybaby?
>>49998864It's not like you are going to post anything meaningful to begin withI already know what you want to "reveal" with a quick look at that place, I'm just reposting the garbage I found most amusing for shits and giggles>>49998880>reddit likes reddit fairyYou don't say
ja
>>49998902>quick lookUnfortunately, it's just a bit more esoteric than that.
The 2hujerker is one of your so-called drawheroes
>>49998911That's enough, shut up
>>49998911Eh, close enough I'd say Jealousy is a keyword here
oh my MEIRA the DRAMA is intensifying this is SO EXCITING
Yawn, what's next, 103 posts in 8cuck?
>>49998922FVARKI never should've made my post. Now you've cursed me with this forbidden knowledge
Baka
roach found in Sumireko's pussy tier reveal
>>49998926This is someone's fetish
foota
Booooooooooooooooooring
glory to the CCP
is that so
Say?
>>49998753I'm tired of Three Houses
>>49998922So who or what is it? A scorned drawfag? Someone that tried to draw here?
Seija x Nue is the worst yuri shipping meme ever. Even worse than Youmu x Reisen (both are boys btw).
ga!
ran ran
>>49998993Not in /jp/hu at least
Luke5353broken
free my nigga metalman
>>49999006Alice WARPED you
>>49999012I wish Alice warped me if you know what I mean
WOWIE ZOWIE MIKO OUT OF NOWHERE YIPPIE
>>49999007Is he still banned from xitter?Free my fvarking hero already
>>49999021squidwardsisters...
Seija and Nue broke you(r heart).
>>49999025go back to /b/ Seijafag
>>49999030Idolmaster, Kancolle and 3DPD all belong here
>>49999007>>49999021I found his profile in chub.aiDo you guys want to see it
>>49999030How the turns have tabled
lol
>>49999030Why's she the mascot of these chatroom threads in /b/ anyway
>>49999037does it have anything to do with that one video he posted of aislopped bara miko art
What's Merth stance on Seija x Reimu?
>>49999055why is this a ship
I hate every vhu I see, from yatsuA to yatsuZNo you'll never make a sissy out of me
>>49999052It's worsehis kind of fetishes
>>49999025Hello darling.
>>49999055mogged by Reimu x Meira
>>49999072KILL YOURSELFStop this crypicposting already
uhh you don't say that in your home
Eveyone knows Reimu fucks her mom
>>49999072But that's incest...
Why did Genji not tell Reimu that Meira is her mom? Is he a psychopath?Why did Meira not recognize her own daughter? Is she stupid?
How to forget when Genjii revealed some random pc98 literalhu was Touhou Project's protagonist Reimu Hakurei's cousin all along
>>49999102Rikako is Reimu's cousin?! They do have the same hair color
See? It's that easy to make you seethe on being helpless and frustrated
What about her?
>>49999065well of course i want to see it
but Meiradenier Genjii phew'd when that random character we never see again got away it has to mean she's related to Reimu and not that Genjii disapproves of Reimu randomly killing hobos on the street
>>49999108And obsessedDon't forget obsessed
>>49999110https://chub.ai/users/Metalman545
I miss my wife, Reimu…
Honest, unironic opinion on Genji x Meira
Choose an ending:Sour endingTrash endingHeartwarming ending
>>49999133I don’t care for either and find the joke sorta forced
>>49999055Reimu should be shipped with me
>>49999143NOBODY ASKED YOU MEIRAUTIST NOBODY ASKED YOU MEIRAUTIST NOBODY ASKED YOU MEIRAUTIST NOBODY ASKED YOU MEIRAUTIST
>>49999126thanks i'm masturbating to this
>>49999126>male on futa>rimjobs
>>49999150…opinion…broken..?
>>49999133paintanon seems to relate the two when asking/taking requestsI think Genjii being paired romatically with anyone is weird enough, he's just kind of Reimu's gramps
This is the 2nd time today you ignore one of my posts
>>49999162It's a meme you dip
>>49999126Oh bother he's one of those people that get it hard to futa because of the dick competition this SUCKS
>>49999173Which part
What are /jp/phus thoughts on Sanny x Dai
>>49999180All of it
>>49999181Kind of cute in a mother daughter sense
unzanunzan covered in jizz
>>49999186Well excuseeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeee princess for giving an unironic opinion after being asked for an unironic opinion
>>49999174>because of the dick competitionThat’s the appeal? Because the big lady has an even bigger cock and likes to humiliate you? Sounds like it might as well just be shame porn then.
Autism can involve a high degree of hyperfixation, which is an intense, obsessive preoccupation with a specific topic, activity, subject, or person, often to the point of neglecting other aspects of life.
>49999202Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself.
>>49999198It's all about domination and coming out on top of someone bigger than you when its male on futa because you dominated someone with a dick unironicallyYou do the math on how faggy is that
I prefer futa on futa, i just like wathing cocks flop around and seeing girls experience how horny guys can get by having a massive girlcock in need of milking. Futa on female is nice too.
ough
>>49999202>personOoh that makes a lot of sense now
I like futa if they don't have vaginas boobs can be absent too
>>49999220what about futa on male
>>49999227and STOP starin’ at me with them big ol’ eyes!
>>49999227I say this
Let's all be honest here for a second, no shitposting, and just admit that dicks are better than vaginas. they're prettier they're more fun they're cuter they're sexier they're just better. especially if they're huge and floppy and heavy. they come with balls too.
>>49999232I've seen some hot examples of it but i don't find it as appealing as the other pairings for some reason. If i want to watch submissive guys, I'd rather see them get fucked by other guys since i don't like the idea of girls topping guys that much even if they have a penis
my father never loved me
>>49999233Henllo Merth, can you draw a tiny Wrigglepls pls pls
>>49999245Who would love a koishitter
Koisneed is numbah 1
>>49999243>i don't like the idea of girls topping guys that muchNTA but what a shame, you should learn to live a little
thanks to underaged voter fraud
Koishit, you mean.
>>49999254Trust me, i have all sorts of fetishes. I just think being submissive for a girl is pathetic in a bad way and looks silly.
Lover of children
Why are you two NIGGERS like this
All touhous should submit to me and my mighty penis
>>49999262What about getting topped by a musclehu like Meiling or Yuugi
alright I've had enough, here's the ledditvelation:_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________koisneed
I like the doujin where there's one guy that slaps the all of the 2hu's with his dick
>>49999269damn
I like the doujin where there's one witch that shits her diap
>>49999267Meiling has no muscles. I think I'm ok with getting topped by Yuugi since she's manly enough. Now that i think about it, I'd like futa on male more if the futas were buff dominant ladies that would rape anyone when they get horny.
>>49999269I like this version better
>>49999265I'm down for peace if he stops being a faggot, even though getting a raise out of him to the point he can't even spell is fucking hilarious
>>49999262Damn, alright then. Not gonna argue cause that might Sometimes hold water ig but I don't wholly agree either, especially in cases like >>49999267.>>49999246Not Merth but I'll still do that in a little while anyways, sure.>>49999269SHOCKING...
Time to take a shower.
>>49999286Hey shut up that's what I'm about to do what the hell...
>>49999281I want you fucking gone with your literalhu
Looks like meira won again
>>49999289Why did he return anyways I thought he killed himself
I never left, why would I post Meira when there were useful idiots posting for me?
>>49999289Meirabroken :)
I need to get Meirahealed
>>49999242I think you're gay
>>49999295Awful thing to say about your Mierdacord members
OMG REMITRANNY HI!!!
meira[Repaired!]genjii[Straightened!]alice[Reinforced!]
Draw Wriggle Nightbug
Niggle buttplug
oh mierda! *BOOM*
>>49989906Act 1 final boss sucksI'm scared Act 2 is going to kick my anusHornet gets a lot more variety in mobility and attacks compared to the MC from the first game so that's fun
Realistically, what would happen if >we take the GET? What's the reaction gonna be?
Sakuyaprepare the reddit files
There's a funny number coming up soon
>>49999351shartynigger or vtumors/idonigger are gonna get it, does it really matter? I thought gaypee didn't care about GETs because they were cool and contrarian
>>49999354So that means that we can't let those ones have it, got it
>>49999287I'm back from my shower, did you enjoy yours?
Missed opportunity to take a shower together...
>>49999365Stupid sexy Wriggle...
the strongest should GET it
>>49999366Yeah, it was alright. Thanks. I liked the outfit I was rocking beforehand for a bit but I'll just have to come up with something better now. How was yours?>>49999369If the shower isn't big enough then dual-showering actually sort of sucks desu
>>49999381>I liked the outfit I was rocking beforehand for a bit but I'll just have to come up with something better now.Are you a cosplayer/crossdresser or do you mean regular outfits? What do they usually look like?>How was yours?Pretty relaxing, thanks for asking! Put me in the right mood to get some stuff done.
>>49999387
Start ERPing already!!!!!!!!!
>>49999398rapes you
>>49999402NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOOOOOOOOOOP
>>49999406beggars cant be choosers
cuckeira route
>>49999406rapes you again
>>49999387>Put me in the right mood to get some stuff done.No problem, and same actually. These past few days haven't been so bad.>do you mean regular outfits?That, I just usually don't put on my better clothes since I don't get out much. I've been told I have a big tolerance for black and grey and yesterday was a black outfit day with a long-sleeve top. It only felt particularly nice cause I felt like wearing one of my skirts and not sweatpants for a change, which is more of the actual usual. Just felt more confident than usual I guess.>>49999398Nah.
everything is miserable
>>49999425kino
>>49999387What stuff are you working on? And why don't you buy liquid soap?
>>49999425>everything is miserableBut what ever happened to >>49999349?
>>49999423>I've been told I have a big tolerance for black and grey and yesterday was a black outfit day with a long-sleeve topBlack is usually a nice color to wear though i like some blue and green here and there. Most of the clothes i wear are hoodies and jackets.>>49999433>What stuff are you working on? Some uni assignments. Right now I'm working on a Brave New World review.>And why don't you buy liquid soap?I like hard soap just fine and it feels nice when i rub my body with it.
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>>49998252This is sex
>>49999445You don't say?
Why the fuck are you talking about bathing? Do we really need to know what type of soap you use?
>>49999467What kind of soap do (You) use, anon?
>>49999467All right nonny, which topic do you wish to discuss?
>>49999470dont use the word nonny please
>nonny Reminder ERP trannies use this term
GO BACK TO /TRASH/
>>49999475>ERP tranniesSo most /jp/hu posters?
>>49999472My little nonny~My little fucking anon~My little squeeby-weeby squishy 'non~
>>49999472Nonny nonny nonneroo, cute nonny, adorable nonny
juan i am GOING TO RIP YOU APART LIMB FROM FUCKING LIMB
>>49999480No, ERP trannies that spam literally shit, worships blacked faggotry and are literal trannieshttps://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/Nonny/
>>49999440>Most of the clothes i wear are hoodies and jackets.ah, so you're a fashionlet that doesn't care about how he presents himself and cultivates an image of laziness, carelessness and tastelessness that speaks to your plebeian nature.clothes and fashion have been a status symbol for millennia, and you, with your hood emblematic of the peasantry, firmly cement your status in the world as a pleb and a serf.
What does nonny even means
>>49999504
>favorite 2hu>opinion on the Nintendo direct
>>49999440Fwiw I was going to say something along the lines of a good enough hoodie can save almost any outfit and that's what the freaky t-shirt girls WON'T tell you but I guess it's an issue of class now. Sorry!
>>49999513? did something happen
>>49999516I'm not poor, i just don't have a fasion sense and don't even know where to begin.>>49999513EikiAwful, imagine a world where Nintendo is trying to sell the Virtual Boy again.
>>49999513Chen, and I didn't watch it but I'll believe what that other anon said. Don't really care for the directs unless there's something that actually matters to me.>>49999527>i just don't have a fasion sense and don't even know where to beginI don't think I have one either, I just do what I like and it seems to work out usually. Now I'm back to a turtleneck and the sweatpants again for example, it's not something that really matters all that much when you're alone.
>>49999531Oh yeah, I wanted to draw her too eventually...Note to self: Maid Kaguya
>>49999542What did you think of the Nintendo direct?
*squishes you*
>>49999501Jesus Christ... that's disgusting.
>>49999555Don't talk like that about Juan's culture
>>49999561It's ok, i admit it's cringe as fuck a lot of the time, especially when you're not horny. "Nonny" isn't even the tip of the iceberg.
>>49999501Oh God the further I go in, the worse it gets
nonners...
>>49999578tranny...
>>49999581I'm not trans, nonny
trannue
nuenis
AYAPERVERT!!!DESTROY ALL MY DRAWENEMIES AND MY IP IS YOURS
>>49999551I already gave my opinion with the Chen post, what did YOU think of the direct?>>49999552uguu>>49999594sorry chief, best I can do is secret retractable xenomorph inner-mouth
Grinded PoDD Marisa to no availUseless piece of shit At least Chiyuri is funny
>>49999644Is she really that bad? I mostly stick with Mima or Kana during my runs but I still know the balance for that game could be a lot better.
Welcome to the vhu iceberg, let's start with the first entery:Yatsutraitor
Merth do a /v/hu iceberg video
I'm not qualified
Merth draw the loss lines right now
Merth make me a sandwich
Merth why did you change the orders of the fusus? You said Arm-chan was next
>>49999693 | | | | | | _
>>49999644If you want real pain do Ellen
>>49999709I said DRAW*whips you*
Johnny Test
List all the /v/hu mysteries that you know
>>49999663>KanaShe can't do anything against the AItry Rikako
>>49999663She's just frustrratingly mediocre, not the worst but never feels good to play. Kana is abysmal at getting unintentional hits but she's defensively sound, Chiyuri is too fast to micro with a glitched Lvl1 and gets shat on in retaliation to any offense, and but her charge speed is good & her Lv1, as much as it may cuck you, is a better version of Marisa.>>49999713Ellen's charge time is really ass but her circle bullets are borderline on the same level of confusing the AI, she can get lucky. Plus she gets Marisa for Round 7 which has one of the easier Lv2 & 3s to dodge.
>>49999737Honestly I had the most problems getting Chiyuri 1cc during my hard runs but Marisa was definitely up there
Gonna take a shower then insert my favorite 2hu into my game (on the credits page)
>>49999715
>>49999753YIPPIIEEEE
>>49999743That's reasonable if not what's the case for most people, I think I was just tired. I threw a ran with 4 rounds to beat Yumemi.Marisa's piercing Lvl1 also can be nasty if used careless and start unwarranted offense & the typical PoDD tussle that you'll probably lose.I'll try more tomorrow. I don't like Rival Reimu either.
*rapes you**leaves your donut creamy and moonwalks away*
>image limitPretend i posted a dumb crosseyed bitch sucking her own thumb
>moon out of nowhere
>>49999722Eh, I always have fun while playing her but if you say so. I tend to neglect Rikako a lot anyways.>>49999737>frustratingly mediocreHow sad...Kana's defense is likely how I'm able to sort of make her work though. I'll keep that in mind about Chiyuri for future playthroughs as well, when I first unlocked the two girls I mostly stuck with Yumemi. I like her and Kana's theme the most.
>>49999777lucky...
I think Cirno SUCKS
Touhou 20 suckedTouhou 21 will be great
Touhou 21 suckedSeihou 4 will be great
