Mei The Force Be With You EditionFAQ:https://jav.now.sh/Delisted thread:>>50014502
>>50026791 Is this nano banana? Could you give me the prompt please?
>>50028630>wow bitch body perfect just like animes>https://pics.dmm.co.jp/digital/video/sone00962/sone00962jp-11.jpgOk they photoshopped her breasts a little but she's still 100% natural head to toe.
are there any tall oppai monsters?
Skelly Suzu Matsuoka makes her erotic factor decreased by a lot Her newer movies no longer hoard-worthy
>>50028810she's perfect, she's just good at everything. She knows how to use her tits, suck a cock, it's great.
>two days until the weekend>two days until the gacha rules dropi'm not ready
>>50028962Who is organising this round of gacha? Didn't the previous guy die? How are we sure it's not an imposter?
>>50028987it's going to be alt-wars from the very beginning but we have no way of dealing with alts without destroying the very nature of this board
GOAT
>>50029000So it's not the same guy? Then there is no way to retain your name from the first gacha. Only the original guy had the passphrases used to secure the names.
No new gacha can take away my wives.
>>50028906What's her best reipu?
>>50029071Never forget the blatant abuse of power by gacha-tyrant when he forcefully seized the wives of numerous sirs. He did not have clear proof that all of them were illegitimately claimed too, apart from that one retard who got caught because he used the same passphrase for his main and alternate account.
i need a jav where being abused is considered badass like imagine a worker makes a mistake involving a client and the stern female boss has to apologize by getting stark naked and bowing like picrel and then gets spits on or pissed on or stepped or is just insulted and this is portrayed as "girlbossing"continue a girl is just walking down the street but some skitzo says you looked at me you're clearly a slut and she says stays unfazed and says that is not true in a cold manner the guy loses his shit and screams at her suck his chinpo and so she does while he hurls insults at her like you're just a bitch who judges men by their looks and she then she just walks toward her destination because that's the norm in the world of this jav
good morning sirs. please enjoy beatutiful japanese breasts today
my beloved
>>50029050i think it's the same guybut imagine if this was some honeypot operation to steal sirs passwords in a fake gacha in order for him to rig the real gacha if the og oatmeal returned
>>50028810Mei is such a qt3.14, I love her
what is the most "women are whores" jav youve ever seen?
https://x.com/SUBHAMS44045903/status/1967827411464228972
>>50028810Mei transfers to Moodyz fucking when?
>>50029309Hopefully never I want a new Saki collab
>>50028898?
>>50029187>spittingshe should be swallowing. she needs the extra calories
umi so skelly but still so cute is the secret really all in the face?
are rena miyashita's areolae growing?
Tell me Anon, which javletd do you think have done prison time? We've all heard the speculation that jav moids have interesting pasta so to speak, but the women can't be all that different.
>>50029320[wilted flower emoji]
>>50028898the village always ignores all my questions because i am zainichi dalit
Why are they so fond of putting pictures of blown-out assholes on the covers
>>50029473I don't know any, because tall girls usually quit fast and the ones that aren't sticks are rarer.
kekhttps://x.com/tofb2010/status/1968709314115195125
>>50029512can't open it :/
>>50029516im sorry for ur lots
>>50029524post it in a catbox sir I want to see!
cute!
>>50028820nice palms
>>50029544youre 1 sick fuck
very GOOKhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1758270698932444.webm
please respond >>50025098>>50025468i need her name
https://x.com/Hitomi_official/status/1749602581591278040i dont believe her
>>50029613 bitch is a has bean nobirdy gift a FUCK abouter no mo!
>>50029573the GOAT
>>50029609croc
>>50029623i don't trust that bulge!
>>50029719I don't get it, why does the filter stay on her all the time?
Kana Yura should be forced to film something like mum079
>>50029894Man prime Ichigo was amazing, the way she took dicks up her butthole was amazing
>JUTA-174kek, wtfThey removed almost a whole decade from Akasaka Runa's age and redebuted her as a 51yo married bus tour guide (made her face super creepy too with those contact lenses).Her actual background is way funnier.https://www.ameba.jp/profile/general/runtam-47/>I received a mysterious power from a pendant containing the ashes of the late FBI psychic investigator Jim Watson, entrusted to me by his secretary, Suzuki, in his will. It is through this power that I am able to perform card healing.>I am a third-generation Korean, descended from a vice general in South Gyeongsang Province.Dude is scammer who came to Japan and used this psychic investigator bullshit to bang hagshttps://www.esp-jimwatson.org/But of course, being a psychic healer evidently doesn't pay her much, so this is her main jobhttps://madam-rose.net/therapist/45680
She's too adorable.
>>50028810Alright lads, recommend me some new busty JAV girls, preferably G cup and up
>>50030312we're too close to gacha, sorry
>>50030220what the fucki was so confusedthis looks like the ayylien but not malnourished
>>50029609>>50028790
>>50030718nah the village elders told me that's the egg containment thread and that I shouldn't go there
>>50029448
beeg
>>50030729This is Miho Nana aka croc
>>50030312Babepedia and JAV-Forum exist
>>50027820It's a busy year at work, I can't sirpost as much as I would like to and hagposting has been at a all time low since you went dark after the 4chan hack. What happened? Let me guess it's a quasi/true hag? Are you back for good? In case you missed it my lil' rat is coming back !
>>50030779>>50030768>>50030760perfect slampigs
never ever
>>50031033>the way she speaks with his tongue still slightly in her mouthAAAAAA IM GONNA MADOOOOOOON
Our girl's in Thailand
>>50031125>Our girlyou tryna share?
I will never get over this. I am an old fag and now pretty much all my favorite actress are gone. Who will be next?
>>50031144>Akarin and AipanThe River Ganges calls my name...
>>50031142She's not mine to give, but she's mine to take.
>>50031142I'll just watch, sir.
>>50029573eggscellent work>>50030220he is just like me, enjoying beatoufil japanese breasts
>>50029320okay both should transfer to moodyz then
The people need Dream Woman vol. 100!
>>50031529
>>50031536
best suzu honjou movies?
>>50031542>retrarided at 27so is that Aipan or Akarin:?
>>50031556>AVデビュー>retraridedAnon, YOU are riatarded
>>50031567sar i waS TRYINBG TO make a guess bloody madarchod
>>50031144Your legend will all be gone at some point but you can still fkn enjoy their legacy. Plus with the constant flux of new javlets you'll always find new gems if you search for them.
>>50031509It would be trash anyway since the kung-flu killed Japanese men sperm count
>>50031631we're talking about cum not sperms what are you, gay? LMAO
>>50031640X: Ok
>>50031509Yes, but with Rena.
>>50031672bitch got dandruff
>>50031640How do you even snowball with watery crystal clear cum?
>>50031548STARS-322STARS-217
lovely vinegar
>>50031759overdipped overused overstretched
>>50031759I just don't find her attractive, sorry.
>>50031672Yes, it should be Rena.
>>50031759the western style makeup aged her a lot and not in the you love to see it way just looks like a common westernised asian slag now
give me someone with a nice bush
they hate confident and hardworking entrepreneurs
>>50031807who’s this
>>50031813vinegarsumire
Happy birthday !
>>50031601Are you implying that Ai-chan can be replaced anon?
any jav thiccness to watch tonight?
>>50031880who is this please?
>>50031837No, like I said they will never be replaced. But that doesn't and shouldn't stop us from discovering new delicious delights.
>>50031913thats obviously my future step-sister from japanu-land, dummy.
>>50031509Bring it on Moodyz!>>50031927Bi dyke detected.
>>50031880get her into jav, gofundme that shit asap.
>>50031509with the duck
It has to be Yoru and her sister, and it has to come out for condensed milk friday.
>>50031913Kimino Okasan
>>50031945>>50032007you bloody basterde benchods i had manners....
>>50031981nah she'd ruin it with her bad breath she looks like her breath absolutely stinks here btw
>>50031509In my perfect JAV world it would've been done with 2015 Julia with 99 being 2015 Anri
>>50032018the sperm would improve it
dw100 should be VR from the actresses POV
Whoring herself in Cambodia to payback all those taxes?
>>50032093give us a new eimi dropped
>>50032067huh??haha
how do you say fem gooner in japanese?
>>50032227femu gūna
>>50032261is there an actual jav term?
>>50031438Not possible since best Aika and Saki are destined to have thriving careers with Madonna.
imagine what a conversation between these three sounds like
>>50032553go back to your egg containment thread
>REAL-935IN A WORLD...
>>50032553back to your eggscommunication thread >>50014464
>>50031033I see, hopefully you're still finding enough time to fkn enjoy!>What happened? Let me guesskek how did you know? sadly a failed romance with a quasi-semi-hag was part of the story, yes but my absence in the aftermath was mainly because of no access to internet/technology>back for goodi think so but like you, i probably can't sirpost like before either>lil' ratcrazy, that's great news! it seems there's a lot of catching up to do. any other interesting returnees or saddening retirements?>>50028329i never claimed to bebut then again, i never claimed not to be
>>50032553>*egg getting cracked*>*bellingerent noises*>663629, Yes!just your average village noises
>>50032726>failed romanceSorry to hear that, I hope you'll bounce back and manage to fkn enjoy some GASO again. But i'm really glad you're back.>saddening retirementsYou should sit down darling... Also how much time did you spend on all those cool gacha rules pics??? I don't want to do it since I suck at graphic design.
>>50032776she is just going freelance and retiring from her agencyshe is not retrardidingThe River Ganges will not have me just yet...
>>50032831Wait really? Where did you see that?
>>50032553"Can you believe this fkn egg thinks she's one of us?""Humor her. She's going through a midlife crisis."
It's all fake cum?
>>50032776>fkn enjoy some GASOI daren't touch GASO or VR yet haha... but thank you for the kind wishes and warm welcome back into the village. I'm grateful >sit down darling webm unrelated r-right...? please say it ain't so you mean the infographic? not that long and most of it was unnecessary tinkering + making things look pretty as a way to procrastinate on other things kek. i don't think you'll need graphics at launch (repeated questions/complaints while playing will tell you which rulings/mechanics need better explanations or visual representation) and it might not be necessary at all if they're already clear enough. I trust that you will do a great job; for the sake of your sanity, I recommend seeing what you can get away with not doing rather than thinking you always need more additions etc. if at some point an infographic would be helpful, I can try to assist
I show you some real cum*unzips dick*
>>50032978depends on javlet/director/studiohttps://files.catbox.moe/feraaf.mp4
>one day to weekend>one day until gacha rules releaseI AM READY
>>50033026i hope nothing bad happens...
>>50030768
>new morisawa anal in ages>no pierreHe must be pissed
>>50032996yes webm is very much unrelated, aipan is just retiring from her agency and changing names again, no need for a long walk by the River Ganges nor dubious rock climbing equipment
>>50033135>still no proofit's over
Jav destroyed my marriage
>>50033203Which girl did you risk it all for?
Bros I want to coomI haven't coomed since yesterday
This woman is 63 years oldZero boggingZero mental illnessesBar + boatFreelancerWhat's your whore excuse?
>>50033358Disgustingly dehydrated
I will NEVER coom again
>>50033358She’s working on it
Why doesn't she get more love in the JAV world? She is a literal 11/10 Goddess?
why cant we get a 5'7 oppai monster?
>>50033358>>50033403>has boat >doesn't fish Jk I love Niko and abuela. Niko will be an abuelita one day, a treacherous abuelita.
Purrfection
>>50032553They destroyed all civility in /jav/ gens.
I love stars that are my age
>>50033358Boats are terrible investments.
>>50033955Is this AIKinda creepy
Who are my short haired queens?
>>50031945>stepcoward
>>50032361Aika has been a diva since her hiatus. Not a single armpit lick since.
>>50034012Well, she's retired and did grow her hair did vary and she tended to grow it out in her later years, but may I interest you in a classic Hachino?
>>50033893>>50033955>>50032093The unreal amount of women that think inanimate eyebrows are ideal, enough to surgically paralyze their forehead, really put a lot of my life's actions into better perspective. Once had a girl say she didn't like how my eyebrows moved and that it didn't look good. Thought she was insane. Twenty years later I now know she is the majority and I may as well have been burping the alphabet.
>>50034185Partial face paralysis is part of jav
she fkn enjoy the intoxicating chinpo fragrance haha
shy but hornyso excited to play with chinpo
>>50034369Damn a certified chinpo sommelier, that's fkn nice. you got a code for that kind sir? she got some nice C-Ds, right up my alley.
do u like she
>>50034398shes 新川空 new sod bitch from okinawa her whole body turnt beet red during fuckingv sexy cus its an undeniable visual cue that she fkn enjoyyyy
mfer really stayed up all night just so that he could post the new thread at page 10 and then fucked right off to weekendingfucking madharchod weekender fuck
>>50034429daaaaaamn, these scouts gotta go travellin sir. it's the island girls man, must be an island ting bredda. She gets as red as Aipan, she do be enjoyyin
>>50034416She looks hungover.
>>50034031you need to spoiler this shit or ideally stay in the egg containment threadfkn egg almost jumpscared me
>>50032996You have some nice Seos to catch back. Madonna also kicked out their PROFESSIONAL sub 30s cast (Rio & Meguri ;_; ) to my great distress. My Yuuka has been transferred to Monroe though which is great.
Your response?
>>50035163>kicked out after 6 movies
rare Mei instagram selfie
>>50035228so cute
me studying the history of Rajendra Chola I. so I can better larp as a sir
Good day sirs !The /jav/ Marriage Survey Gacha 2025 season is coming fast. Let's break down how this edition will work shall we.>General rulesThe game consists of 10 rounds, one per week.In each round, every villager will be assigned exactly one javlet through a semi-controllable Gacha.The draws are unique: each actress can only be assigned to one player per round. Once REDEEMED, the actress can not be picked on later rounds.Each week will have two phases: the POOL & the LOTTERY.>POOL creationEach sir submits 3 unique and non redeemed actresses between Friday and Sunday. The submission order matters (for future use let's call them Pick 1, Pick 2 and Pick 3). Submissions close on Sunday evening.If two or more players pick the same actress in the same slot (e.g. two identical Pick 1), that actress is REMOVED from that slot for all players.This applies independently to each slot (Pick 1, Pick 2, Pick 3).>LOTTERYThe draw happens on Tuesday, probabilities for each player are as follows:Pick 1 40%Pick 2 20%Pick 3 10%Remaining actresses in the pool (i.e, actresses named and available in one pick level by other players but not picked by the player) 30% evenly split If one of a player’s picks was removed due to a VOID, their odds are redistributed.Example: if Pick 1 is gone:Pick 2 20% ,Pick 3 10% Remaining actresses in the pool 70% evenly split >For the NerdsI don't want to be too technical but to keep the game fair, the lottery uses weighted random sampling without replacement. This means:Players don’t draw one after another. Instead, the system considers all players and all actresses at once.The weights (40/20/10/30) are used to give each player their proper odds.No actress can be given to two players: once someone gets her, she’s gone from the pool.I will use a Python script using the Efraimidis–Spirakis algorithm.Each possible actress for each player has a weight (based on the odds).For every actress, it will generate a random number that depends on its weight.The higher the weight, the higher the chance of getting a “better key”.It will arrange all players by their random keys and then assign actresses to players in order, making sure no actress is used twice.Think of it like each actress rolling a dice that is biased by how much a player wants her, the more wanted she is (Pick 1 vs. pool), the better her chance to “win” the dice roll for that player.Then the script takes the best dice rolls across all players and assigns actresses without repeats.This way, the draw feels random but fair, your Pick 1 really has about 40% chance, conflicts and removals are respected and no actress can end up assigned to two players.>NOTESLegal javlets: they must have filmed a professional JAV, they may be active or retired. Actresses redeemed in the 2024 session are out from the game.A non player (Cuckguy) will "play" and receive actresses from the pool without submitting any names. His odds are evenly split from the pool.Two special rounds: round 7 "droit de cuissage" where names from the 2024 session will be legals two join a second household (it's not a divorce !) and round 10 where 5 names will be submitted, 3 draws by player.An illegal submission will cancel the round for said player. Cheating (same IPs for alts, using VPN...) will remove the player from the game and make his wives legal to play again.It won't be possible to enter the game past round 3.>FKN WHEN?Soon™Any questions?
>>50035397>Efraimidis–Spirakis algorithm>this sir was gone 6+ months so he could speedrun a CS degree in order to fkn enjoy even moreGacha returns. My body is ready
>>50035397holy shit now this is a real gacha shame I'm too low IQ to understand anything in your post but I will play regardless>>50035412thats macadamia and he never left
>>50035397>cuckguy will take his revenge and cuck my 40% pick 1 with a random 2% oddok this is fucked kek
>>50035397>some greek sirs invented an algorithm to help the village redeem very based and I will fkn enjoy a gyro later to honor their contribution but i also don't understand most of the rules especially the evenly split thing
>>50035397I just want to be sure, let’s say my Setokan pick 1 is cancelled but another sir manages to get a setokan pick 3, is she available for me in the 30% split pool (which will be 70% split since my pick 1 is gone)?
>>50035397>Two special rounds: round 7 "droit de cuissage" where names from the 2024 session will be legals two join a second householdRetarded and jealousy filled rule made up by someone that knows his harem is SHIT.
>>50035454Exactly ! The only way one actress is gone from the pool is for her to be cancelled at all three pick levels.>>50035456Believe me it's not, I consider my roster perfect and I think I have a lot to lose but I thought it would be fun especially for future banter in the village.
>>50035444nice trips sir, so I help you understand. basically we swap the why got my picks VOID™ed for why got my picks SPLIT™ed
>>50035397>Actresses redeemed in the 2024 session are out from the game.I will now enter 2025 gacha
HISTIMEHASCUM
>>50035397How do you expect us to understand these complex rules? I read them 4 times and still don't understand
>>50035490forgot webm
>>50035397On one hand it sounds more like a gacha, on the other I don't understand it. So if you put someone at 1 and someone else also puts her at 1 you each have a 40% chance to redeem, but if a third sir also put her at 1 what happens?
>>50035454how did you understand this? what's your IQ? I feel completely lost
There was this one JAV about a dude cheating on his wife with her little sister. the sister is blonde and one of those dom type. i forgot who the actress was. does anyone know? been looking for it
>>50035532could be alice otsu
>>50035509no, your both picks get VOIDed as they are both on the same level.the sir that had her on pick 3 has a small 10% chance to get her, which is unlikely. Also that sir will most likely get his first or second pick (if they do not get VOIDed too), so you can much likely try for the javlet next round again
>>50035397>Two special rounds: round 7 "droit de cuissage" where names from the 2024 session will be legals two join a second household (it's not a divorce !) Sir, fuck no. This is a deal breaker.
>>50035397>%So you can get nothing even if nobody has any of your picks
>>50035509>>50035511Here's an exemple with 5 players:Player 1: Pick 1 Worm, Pick 2 Saika, Pick 3 EggPlayer 2: Pick 1 Worm, Pick 2 Setokan, Pick 3 MeiPlayer 3: Pick 1 Emika, Pick 2 Niko, Pick 3 WormPlayer 4: Pick 1 Rui Shido, Pick 2 Niko, Pick 3 Suzu Player 5: Pick 1 Niko, Pick 2 Momokan, Pick 3 Kano-kunFirst we'll check if there are duplicates. Player 1 & 2 "lose" their picks 1, player 3 & 4 lose their picks 2. Here's what each player’s list of possibilities will look like:>Player 1:Pick 2 = Saika 20%Pick 3 = fkn egg 10%Pool split 70% equally >Player 2:Pick 2 = Setokan 20%Pick 3 = Mei 10%Pool split 70% equally >Player 3:Pick 1 = Emika 40%Pick 3 = Worm 10%Pool split 50% equally >Player 4:Pick 1 = Rui Shido 40%Pick 3 = Suzu 10%Pool split 50% equally >Player 5:Pick 1 = Niko 40%Pick 2 = Momokan 20%Pick 3 = Kano-Kun 10%Pool split 30% equally The overall pool will consist in Saika, fkn egg, Setokan, Mei, Emila, Worm, Rui Shido, Suzu, Niko, Momokan & Kano-kun. So in this case here's player 1 pool: Setokan, Mei, Emila, Worm, Rui Shido, Suzu, Niko, Momokan & Kano-kun (7.77777... % each).And player 5 pool: Saika, fkn egg, Setokan, Mei, Emila, Worm, Rui Shido, Suzu (3.75% each)
>>50035548>Player 2: Pick 1 Wormhe is just like me
>According to various sources, the average IQ in India is estimated to be around 76.74 to 82.14Ok it makes sense now
>>50035541don't worry nobody will pick the fkn egg (or maybe they will to put her in the pool to fuck somebody's roster kek)
So unless you void you will alway get a girl, but she might not be one of the three you picked due the %, sounds more gacha yeah
/jav/ is sooooo back
>>5003556770% to get one girl you want if you're smart with your picks sounds decent to me.
>>50035397i guess this is up to oatmeal dono more but can we have the excel sheet for thev2024 gacha so that we can ctrl+f to check for a JAVfu rather than manually readong every entry? some of us are semi quasi faux ojisans with faltering eyesight
me when picking egg for pick 3, so she is in the Pool and one lucky sir might get her
>>50035548You should've used names already redeemed instead of reminding these animals of Rui Shido.
>>50035575It was me who did the the sheet last year, don't worry I'll obviously share the file + put the names on a hastebin. I'm old too and I don't want to void.
>>50035583he’s a PR terrorist what did you expect
>>50035584what were the purple cells for?
>>50035548Why does Player 5 have 3.75% for each when it says he has 40% for Niko?
>>50035397are you an imposter or whathow do we get to keep our original namesyou wouldn't know the passwords if you are an imposterand anybody can claim to be any one of the participants from the last gacha
>>50035576Damn, some of you really are retards, huh? But yes, do pick her at 3 when the game starts.
>>5003559940+20+10=70100-70=3030/8=3.75
Why is she clubbing in England
>>50035589I don't remember it's been a long time haha.>>50035583Sorry it won't happen again.>>50035599I'll ask Oatmeal to send me the passwords, he can put them on a file locked with mine, I still know it.
>>50035601do not disrispect me sir
>>50035607what?
>>50035636pick javletsdo not redeem themsirpost with the villageenjoy the memesits actually very easy sir
>>50035619wtf you're in contact with oatmeal?
>>50035651They're the same person.
>>50035651Sir are you reading the thread? >>50035636Like >>50035650 said if you're 71IQ don't think about it, pick 3 javlets and you'll get one in the end (but maybe not the one you chose).
>>50035619>send me the passwords, he can put them on a file locked with mine, I still know it.Make sure to use something actually secure like a properly AES-256 encrypted 7zip file. Don't want sirs passwords getting accidentally leaked.
>>50035686>maybe picking a password, I use for literally any site, was not a good idea
>>50035699Even Oatmeal told you not to do that. I meant purely for the sake of the gacha itself.
>>50035667did she dieded?
https://x.com/Alice_Nanase_/status/1969342103894298788Konan is a scammer
what if the oatmeal is fake?
I was able to calculate the volume of the intersection of a dodecahedron, a cylinder and a cone using integrals back in college but I'm unable to understand the complexity of these rules
>>50035749I'm using chatgpt, copilot and deepseek and they're lagging and freezing
>>50035397>Two special rounds of Droit de cuissage.Round seven and ten, huh. I will have to mentally prepare myself indefinitely. Nobody WILL be safe.>>50035619>I'll ask Oatmeal to send me the passwords, he can put them on a file locked with mine, I still know it.At least I can take solace that no unscrupulous sir will be able to impersonate me.
>>50035717https://x.com/tkzwgrs/status/1969288577272971458https://x.com/iamAMAKAWA_SORA/status/1969359998674415869Bitch is married and everybody in the industry knew she was trouble, but I admit she has balls trying to scam Saika.
Sirs, is Sora Amakawa autistic?
>>50035548so there's a high chance of redeeming unwanted girls? what do I do with them?
>>50035787learn to love them
>>50035778dunno but she's lumbar lordosic >>50035787dismantle them for crafting materials
>>50035397Instead of joining a second household, the special rounds should be legally sanctioned reipu. That way sirs' vows remain intact but they still get to fkn sample another's wife.
>>50035575>>50035584>Actresses redeemed in the 2024 session are out from the game. Does that mean 2024 redeemed actresses are eligible or not? If not, like every big name of the past 10 years besides post-2024 debuts is already gone before you start.
>>50035768>Bitch is marriedWell, I married her last year in the gacha. So it's true.
>>50035730
>>50035397who cares about understanding this Archimedes weighted bunghole sampling, I will simply redeem!
>>50035768>>50035717Interesting.You really don't leave this industry clean if you disrespect the wrong people.
>>50035787Ask Marmalae and Beans
>>50035787>there's a high chance of redeeming unwanted girlsThat's concerning.I don't want to REDEEM any random rift raft on my roster especially during the "droit de cuissage" rounds.
>>50035778I don't know but I love how passionate she can be on twitter. Her lengthy rants are always fun.>>50035806Not eligible except for round 7.>>50035805You can see it as you wish, it's literally a "droit de cuissage" where you can legally fkn enjoy her but it's the first husband who "owns" her obviously.
>>50035972>rift raftyou mean riff raff? a rift raft would be something you use for interdimensional travel across multiverses
>>50035999>you mean riff raff?lol. Yes. Riff Raff not Rift Raft.
>>50035976Yes, but it shouldn't be a marriage/joining.
>>50036085I'll fkn enjoy your wife and there's nothing you can do about it
i dont remember my password....
ENGLISH SUBBEDhttps://jav.guru/765714/sone-882-english-subbed-the-beautiful-bus-guide-made-to-take-responsibility-endlessly-pleasured-by-energetic-older-male-passengers-in-a-wild-18-shot-orgy-bus-tour-miru/
>Actresses redeemed in the 2024 session are out from the gamewell that just ruins it, no point in playing if all the gold has been mined
>SEKSHH>BYETIFUL>EGGSELENTNSFW, with Sound:https://files.catbox.moe/3u7okn.webm
Why doesn't Guru host their translations as SRTs? Besides the obvious reason of forcing you to pay for DDL services.
>>50036323to fuck with you.just use the cat to get subs, for the very rare cases, extract them yourself (check the archive for tutorials)
>>50035976>>50036270>Not eligible except for round 7. If the village will abide, I might leave the sirs to it then and just fkn enjoy as usual. That kind of sucks most of the air out of it imo, especially if you weren't in the first game. Even including ones on your roster, how many girls that you watched in the past couple months are generally eligible? I think the chaos of the pool is a fantastic choice, but it's pretty blunted when right off the bat like, you can pick anyone javlet you want...except the 500 most popular actresses from 2014-2024. I'll end my screed, but at the end of the day the goal is an amusing game among sirs. I think you'd find even the sirs who have a roster they like would have more fun with every name on the table. And Alexander wept, for Saveloy and Sundae drafted every turboslut and DELICIOUS BROWN qtpi in the pantheon...
>I'll fkn enjoy your wife and there's nothing you can do about itYou are NOT going to be able to taste my wives so easily. You will have to get past Macadamia and Oatmeal's hellscape GACHA first!
QUICK TURN ON CNN
>>50036333Statistically if we avoid duplicate picks, as was the meta in season 1, we end up with 7 out of 10 chosen javlets. It's easy to keep a thematic roster if you play it right. And there are still plenty of golden javfus hidden, i don't really see the point to play it again with the full roster to see the same names popping out for 8 rounds
>>50036333I like it this way but the red names should be playable imo, it was nothing but alt and or trolls not taking the game seriously.
>>50036243try here >>50014464 someone(singular) might be interested
>>50036270>no point in playing if all the gold has been mined
>>50036333>except the 500 most popular actresses from 2014-2024.Oh come now! Surely there are some other JAVfus you covet besides Anri, Kaho, Hitomi and Julia, right?
>>50036396I took it seriously. I just wanted her and wanted others to have a better chance at getting their JAVfu.
>>50036477I could keep playing gacha every year for 5 years and still have names I want to redeem
Gacha is destined to fail againNone of you can play fairYou're all mentally ill
>>50036605good for you, enjoy playing by yourself
I trust the rng, surely it won't tuck me in the ass and make me even lose the girls I pick despite not voiding
>>50036659yeah the rng itself is the safeguard against cheating since outcomes aren't guaranteed there's less incentive to alt because you'll just be thinning your own odds
Meanwhile me not caring and fapping to your certified wives.
>>50035559except hes not youI will be redeeming the worm
>>50035397Interesting so unlike previous gacha now you want your safe bets as your 1st pick instead of 3rd
This is harder than quantum entanglement
>>50035397Kek, all this talk of droit de cuissage recently was quite concerning to me specifically but those rules look good. Also making new Azusa webms takes me far too long, whenever I look at my collection I always end up fkn enjoying for hours instead. She's just too powerful.
Sirs, does anyone know the code for this? Or the name of one of the girls?https://thisvid.com/videos/she-discovers-her-gf-is-a-puke-addict/
the third gacha will have its own blockchain technology and associated cryptocurrency
>>50036670and don't forget cuckguy...
>>50034979thank you for the reminder, dear. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw she had done aphrodisiac VR as well >Rio & Megurithat's really sad, Rio seemed to love hanging out with all her aunties... Meguri is surprising too, she seemed like a big/well-marketed signing for it to be such a short stint >Yuuka awesome, I'll miss seeing her pilot new concepts at mainline Madonna but this is a welcome change too >>50035397wow, this is real sweet, nice thinking with the weighted random sampling. my concern is how much extra manual work this means for you but if your script is sharing most of the load, that's good.the underlying mechanisms being out in the open is great for transparency. I think this volume and density of information will be confusing for many sirs but your example scenario already helps a lot since rules without CONTEXT can feel a bit abstract.anyway, thank you for figuring out all this for the sake of the village! it couldn't have been easy + the password situation should be simple to sort out but it is worrying how many looked kinda like "real" passwords iirc kekthe cuckguy altar offering made me lol
>>50036740I didn't want to ruin sirs's efforts and thoughts put in the first session, the round 7 seemed like a fun compromise to not ruin the first session experience, not creating frustration while still being able to play big names one time. >spoilerUnderstandable but I still hate you for stealing almost all of my turbosluts roster. It's even pretty scary how close it is, no wonder I could guess Kozue in the last round we have the same tastes. >>50036956>extra workThat's why I gave myself another day for the lottery, I'm half retard so I'll manually type every "weight" for every participant in the script to be sure there are no mistakes.
>>50036654Boy, you sure are salty.
>>50036540Sure there's more, but I think you'll quickly find the pool is quite impaired. I bet you could take a top 50-100 list from a couple years back, and cross out at least half the names fairly correctly without even looking at the board. The sample space is already busted. To me, the target outcome is early rounds should be a lowish chance of getting your picks, so even if it's not the one you wanted, you most likely get a bonafide all-star you didn't expect. Tangent to that, I would have split pick probabilities in the case of duplicates instead of nulling them, ideally a weighted pool composed of all pick slots. I know I am advocating for chaos, but the game theory around the picks being all or nothing is a bit unsatisfying. You'd like your pick to always elevate your chance, but gets diluted if it's a popular pick. That way you strike a balance between randomness and a javlet going to *someone* who picked them, without casting all those unfortunate souls into the fire of game theory damnation.
Not gonna play gacha
>>50035797Knowing my luck yeah I'll have to learn to love 10 girls
>>50036777not javif it is jav, most likely dogma or natural high from around 2003
might as well keep the gacha between you and your discord buddies
why isnt there a jav about an oppai monster's boyfriend being stolen by a fellow oppai monster and its seen as a huge betrayal usually javs like this have small oppai woman
>>50037088Thanks, but no luck yet.I've also been looking at old aroma codes.
I'd love to see Tokyo-hot and Gachinko make a comeback.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMLeRX3-ZzY&ab_channel=TOOFKINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnhvYpRAcIE&ab_channel=pilicon
>>50037201>Gachinkothey died tho
>>50037224Are there any plans to revive Gachinko at all?
>JUNY-131zamn japanese school girls look like that?
>>50037269bitch repeated year 12 15 times.
I'm stressed about gacha this new version seems like less bluffing but more Lady Luck involved
is there a turboslut who fucks like shes in love?
>>50036821Unironically blockchain solves gacha. But it makes sense, both things are fully acoustic.
This bitch is enjoying her life too much it makes me so angry that she's allowed to get away with everything and have her cake and eat it too arrrgh!!
using the slut tag is the demographics more toward hags or schoolgirls?
>>50037284Unironically Akarin.
>>50037290tbf she looks pretty cute, I love the kooky sauna hats and bucket hats.
>>50037307can you show me?
>>50037315I just did? She fucks her male co-stars like they are her IRL boyfriend.
>>50037324i meant codes my good sir
>>50037285how? it doesn't solve alts
gacha requires biometric verification
>>50037329literally any code from her.
>>50037357bypassed by CRISPR gene-editing unfortunately...
>>50037368but which one is your fav?
>>50037370kek even before sirs turn themselves into mutants, you could just use a friend's cheek swab sample/fingerprints/iris etc
>>50037357yes every participant needs to present a fresh semen sample for DNA verification for every gacha sessionit's the only way
jav peaked in 2015 and has never come back
>>50037385so who is now making 2015-tier jav in 2025?
>>50037373she got uncensored leaked for SDMU-963 so try that
>>50037398Me with my mind.
>>50037407can you show me the prompt you have saved for future ai, director sir?
>>50035397if javlets claimed from 2024 gacha are off limits i predict this is just gonna be a bloodbath how many new debutants are there to run six rounds?i predict ending up with six javlets i've never heard of lol
>>50035397>Two special rounds: round 7 "droit de cuissage" where names from the 2024 session will be legals two join a second household (it's not a divorce !) and round 10 where 5 names will be submitted, 3 draws by player.but... i don't want to get cucked
>>50037415Start trying to imagine an apple in your mind. Imagine the color, the sheen of it's skin, the imperfections it may have. Then rotate it as if you were to hold it. How does it feel? Then after watching your favorite idol's filmography and memorizing her body, her movements, her sounds, and demeanor. You can begin to imagine her in any situation.
>>50037566im more about worldbuilding than body
Imagine choosing j*ne pick 3, wouldn't it be funny to watch a sir being POOLED
>/jav/ Gacha Game 2025 rules announced >Thread activity and productivity increases.Wonderful!
>>50037610how is bokki doing?
>>50035397Wait if tomorrow ends session 1 where's the link????
>>50037585You are not a nice person.
>>50035397>Legal javlets: they must have filmed a professional JAVthis has probably been asked before but are western porn whores that redeemed a JAV legal?
>>50037625As long as they filmed professional JAV they are on the table!
>>50037634and by professional JAV I mean created by a Japanese person born and raised in NIPPON who can trace their lineage for at least three generations.
>>50037634If only Sarah Arabic did JAV she would reach Hana Haruna or Chitose status among saars if we are to judge by the reception to her name from earlier
>>50037525Leaving aside that there are numerous retired legends to choose from, there's been pr all year for Setokan, Chitose, Rui Shido, Riho Shishido, Reo Fujisawa, Chinamin. Don't call me a terrorist, these are names were clearly out in the open. Then there's two underrated names that haven't been played for last year and haven't been mentioned in the village once since but I have seen them posted in /gif/ for example, and yes good debuts. Plenty to choose from unless they're all gone in the first 3 rounds which isn't likely.
>>50037655STOP IT ARGH
>>50037655it's a classic disinformation campaign to repel players and secure their wives, there are a ton of insane javlets left and it won't work on me
>>50035397>>50035548>with no duplicates, there's a 30% chance of redeeming a forced marriage >duping on Pick 1 only means there's a 70% chance of redeeming a forced marriage >duping on Pick 2 only means there's a 50% chance of redeeming a forced marriage >duping on Pick 3 only means there's a 40% chance of redeeming a forced marriage >duping on multiple picks could mean 60% - 100% chance of redeeming a forced marriage I've been thinking about these new mechanics and you've somehow devised a more accurate representation of both a gacha AND a simulation of village arranged/forced marriages in rural India kek
>>50037619https://x.com/bokkiy_sugi/status/1969384394973724692He is recovering bit by bit.
>>50037692what? you do understand that the pool % is divided by the number of javlets right?
>>50037705good good, i hope he is treated kindly by the nurses
>>50037585I will not get POOLED by you sirs
>>50037710pool percentage is still considered as a whole because that amounts to the "complementary probability" versus your pick percentage? so it might be 3.75% or whatever individually per pooled javlet but accumulatively that means the complementary probability after subtracting your pick weighting? did I misunderstand?
>>50037764oh yeah sorry i misunderstood your post
>>50037585I prefer being voided
>>50037767i don't know if i'm right either haha i am a probabilitylet
I need some smart sirs to calculate the probability of me bustin' tonight
>>50037650I wish Sasha Grey had done JAV. Her belligerence would have been a great fit for some true kino.
i'll be splitting the threads with a gachaless subthread from now
>>50037888>egg containment thread>gachaless thread >the real threadsuit yourself
Sirs I am going to fkn enjoy my wife Kyoko tonight.
>>50037723one of my fav nurse jav webm
>>50037888We are using an on time thread that follows the spoken and unspoken rules when this thread reaches page 10. It is NOT that hard to understand, Troublemaker-kun!
>>50037955Don't forget the rule about ignoring persona non grata OPs
>>50037966don't worry, the egg thread isn't hitting bump limit for a few years
>>50037692I'm gonna get fkn POOLED...repeatedly!!!
pretty sure like 90% of sirs are going to end up with javlets they didn't wanti guess it will be time to experience new javlets
i don't even want half of my current roster
>>50038011>i guess it will be time to experience new javletsAs long as we pick quality talent to put in the pool I am certain things will work out just fine.
for rounds 7 i'm torn between trying to protect my wives or trying to grab someone else's wifebut if i try to protect my wife and nobody was actually shooting for her i would have put her into harms wayvery troubling
>>50035397>Actresses redeemed in the 2024 session are out from the game.Nice, all I needed to hear.
>>50038046oww shit i didn't even think about defense, but as you said it only works if you're sure to cancel the pick. I doubt you can do anything against a sneaky pick 3
i have come to the realization that there's no stopping bad actors from just submitting a shitload of entries from the ugly meme javs and fucking everybody overi have zero faith in some of you sirs here to not be assholes
>>50038066Sir I'm not that stupid, there's dropping a "troll" pick 3 and ruining a whole submission. I won't let it happen.
>>50038112i guess i just see the potential for a lot of sirs ending up javlets they may not want especially if >Legal javlets: they must have filmed a professional JAV, they may be active or retired. opens up the field to a lot more javlets since if i remember correctly western pornstars aside from a couple were excluded last timealso >A non player (Cuckguy) will "play" and receive actresses from the pool without submitting any names. His odds are evenly split from the pool.wouldn't cuckguy end up cucking other people since he's getting javlets that weren't picked but were nominated?
>>50038046Round 7 sounds like shit.
>>50038112Stop posting her and ruining my pick!!
>>50038158it sounds terrible because it's a damned if you do damned if you don't situationyou can't really protect your wives and even if you tried to do so, you're putting them in the danger poolhaving said the hilarity of trying to protect your wife, only to put her into the pool and then getting cucked by cuckguy would be kind of funny if it didn't happen to you
>>50038169too late we already know her name, you'll never have her.
>>50038157I think you're overestimating the desire to redeem western actresses. And if some sirs want them they'll pick them first and have high chances to get them anyway. As for cuckguy you're correct.>>50038169The BROWN squad is strong here, I don't think you could get away with it even without PR.
>we're robbing the combini so bring your gat, yamada>nice, perfect opportunity to try out my desert eagle with 0.50 hollow point roundsblud is finna gonna blow a hole through the wall as an escape route
threads ruined for the foreseeable future, fuck this namefag cancer
>>50038211
>>50035397I like everything except round 7 please reconsider...
>>50037692does this math actually check out?
>>50038026>i don't even want half of my current rosterYou can always just drop Himari Kosaka, Rika Tsubaki, and Nao Jinguji off at my place then submit the divorce paper officially, Marmalade-kun. No Droit de cuissage necessary!
>>50037585>>50037692this is terrifying AAAAAAAHHHH
>>50038112On top of Riho-chan you've been PRing all my underrated delicious BROWNfus for like half of the year. All for this very event! What exactly is your goal?
>>50038242I'll take Reiko Nakamori and Kaho Imai off his hands if he's feeling loose.
>>50038046imagine cucking yourself with yourself, is this the ultimate cuck move
>>50038201even if they're listed as your first pick and nobody is contesting it, you still only have a 40% of getting them which means it's more likely than not you'll be inflicting them on some other sir in pool playspeaking personally my list of javlets if we're excluding 2024 selection is so slim i'm going to have to do extensive research to fill out 18 possible picks
>>50038226works for me
>>50038201>The BROWN squad is strong here, I don't think you could get away with it even without PR.I did just fine last time but things might not be going fully my way this time around. These young sirs are quite....direct and cut throat.
>>50038260a successful defense would be the power movecucking yourself with yourself i guess would be fine since no harm was donecucking yourself by getting her assigned to another sir when she wasn't even in play is the worst
>>50038312>cucking yourself by getting her assigned to another sir when she wasn't even in play is the worstMany such cases....
Is any JAV actress known to be into anime/manga/games?I remember Hatano Yui shared things she was watching/reading on twitter. But I'm not sure how "normal" is that, considering most of other actresses are only sharing and reposting ultra normie stuff like cinema, fashion, beauty products, etc.
>>50038257I have never hidden the fact that I am a big fan of Nagae/FA Pro and their muses. They can't slip under my radar I'm sorry. + she has been picked by Rocket as the face of the studio for its 17th anniversary. >>50038289It'll be a great time for you to discover and share some gems then.
>>50038342the fkn hoe is a nerd
>>50038342Man I miss Hatano, fuck covid that made her retire
>>50038342>Is any JAV actress known to be into anime/manga/games?
>>50038348>They can't slip under my radar I'm sorry. + she has been picked by Rocket as the face of the studio for its 17th anniversary.Welp!No sense in me crying over spilt milk I guess.We WILL let the gacha decide now!
>>50038392god i miss her...
>>50035548>player 1 poolworm is here after being voided from his pick 1 because player 3 (re-)adds her to the pool, right?
>>50038412voids only happen for that round of picks, so if you're voided in pick 1, you're still in play for 2, 3, and the poolat least that's my understandingfor example if someone is contested in pick 1, 2, and 3, she's still in the poolit's gonna be a bloodbath
>>50038412Correct.>>50038396Good luck sir.
>>50038348seems to me you actually want to be incredibly conservative in your picks if you're not going after contested javs since you don't want to put your "safe" picks into the general pool if you don't have toso i guess i really only have to come up with six picks
>>50038423apparently i'm a riatard, ignore me
>>50038396these hoes don't look anywhere near that cute in their movies
>>50038342miru likes anime and plays pikmin
>>50038469i doubt she actually likes those things. miru seems like the type of person who watches watches something just so she can claim she's a "fan" of anime even if it's just 1 or 2 episodes a year. she's a clout chaser
>>50038463>these hoes don't look anywhere near that cute in their moviesNice opinion!I don't agree with it at all but you are certainly entitled to feel that way I guess. Maybe one of those really popular bogged walking expressionless Korean post surgery nightmares might be more to your taste.
>>50038469No one here cares saar, maybe try your luck in the egg containment thread >>50014464 quick before it dies it's at the bottom of page 10!
>>50038500see >>50038520go ahead and follow the mirukek to his empty thread
>>50038520i'll just make one for #1378
>>50038526i agree with this sentiment there should always be an egg containment thread active, thank you for shouldering such a burden saar
How about instead of a gacha we just have a battle royale to see who gets to marry the queen of /jav/
>>50038533post a real unfiltered pic of her, coward
>>50038524>go ahead and follow the mirukek to his empty threadI am not a rulebreaker so I don't belong in the naughty place.
>>50038544
>>50038550>inability to properly emote due to metric fucktons of botox injected in foreheadstop trying please
>>50038550in what barn is this egg considered appealing? a-peeling, more like
>>50038550i was joking this looks awful please stick to posting filtered pics from afar i got jumpscared by this...
>>50038342A lot of them are actually. There was a cute fc2 where they go to a girl's apartment and it's full of Doraemon stuff but I forgot the code.
>>50038550looks like arya from got
i can't believe after all these years you keep giving yous to this ugly nobody
>>50038533Dawn of The Final Day-24 Hours Remain-
>>50038584you can only pretend you don't care about the generational talent for so long
>>50035548this is a quick attempt at depicting what you've described here. is this correct? it's still WIP but maybe it can help the more visually minded sirs when it's doneBANK is a placeholder; should it just be PICKS or did you maybe have some other cool terminology in mind?>>50037004>manually type every "weight" for every participant in the script to be sure as a techlet, i don't know what this actually entails but it sounds like a lot of work... good luck dear and please don't push yourself too hard
>>50037004I fairly enjoyed Kiss or Die, Mary Tachibana and Nana Yagi were my favorites. Loved their overacting and teasing slutiness
>>50038550This is from at least 3 years ago, still decent but not her prime (Sakimichi era)
>>50035559>>50038392My life has no meaning without her...
>>50037649Is the joke the fact that you posted an image from a Nadine Jansen set?
>>50038648yeah that helpsi didn't realize that if you don't get your pick in 1/2/3 they don't reappear in your poolthat's rough
Too fkn complicated, I am keeping my hard-fought legally obtained certificate certified 15 wives.
>>50038696you gonna get round 7'd
>>50038690it seems they reappear if someone else contributes her to the POOL again like Player 3 adding Kurea as his 3rd pick which gives Players 1 and 2 a really tiny chance to redeem her after they void each others' 1st picks but I have a feeling this reappearance/resurfacing mechanic will be more heartbreaking than helpful in most cases because realistically it's more likely that some other sir will redeem
>>50038648>that one empty space at 3.75%also what are the odds if you VOID two times? 90%?
>>50035397>Two special rounds: round 7 "droit de cuissage" where names from the 2024 sessionim sorry but this is such a dogshit idea that goes against the whole idea of the gacha
wait am i the only 100IQ here and you're unironically retired
>>50038764indeed I am riatarted. big brain sir, pls explain us why getting VOIDed three times with your top pick javfus, is the only correct move to play
how many happy marriages will be ruined by round 7 and 8are you only truly married if you don't get cucked by another sir??
>>50038772But it's not, if your 3 picks are cancelled and nobody else has them in another slot than the ones that have been cancelled they aren't in the pool. So you'll only get a wife from the pool picked by other players (let's say there are 50 girls: 2% per girl)
>>50038112>>50038169whoever picked her has very good taste!!!so sad her and yua kawaei didn’t make out on huntc-030
>>50038784maybe the intent is to stop other sirs from getting his wife
>>50038784as I said, I am very riatarted and gacha is hard jobs, pls understandso I want to get Setokan. How to improve my odds?
>>50038803you have to find your competitors and stop them from submitting her name in real life
>>50038648It's great, but as it has been noted the rat and sheep are in the pool because Pick 3 from player 3 and Pick 1 from Player 5 made it through. I'll make a recap sheet after the first session with the odds for every pick for every player, it'll be more clear this way.
>>50038784Very exploitable system by the organizer.
>>50036721Unlike previous gacha there are no safe bets now.
>>50038809I'm on my way....
>>50038819the previous one wasn't a gacha but a draft
>>50038683>Is the joke the fact that you posted an image from a Nadine Jansen set?Yes.
>>50038812>doesnt piss herselfbaka my head so close to being kino
>>50038812Didn't realize how much I wanted proper toku with my jav until now.
>>50038757>empty spacewhere? or do you mean that entry taking up less room so it looks less balanced? I couldn't get repetends working so I had to use ellipses for those recurring decimals... >oddsdepends which picks you void because they're weighted differently voiding 1+2 would be 90% because you only have 10% remaining from your 3rd pick. voiding 2+3 would be 60% because you still have 40% from your 1st pick "fighting off" the evil probability gods voiding 1+3 would be 80% chance you get POOLED this is all assuming I haven't misunderstood the mechanics >>50038812Yeah I figured that from your explanation, but I wasn't sure how to represent that difference visually. maybe something like replacing Player 5's Sheep with a Dragon so that Sheep is completely out of that session for everybody illustrates the mechanic more clearly? since the returning mechanic is already illustrated by Rat
i don't want to get cucked on our wivesif we're going to get cucked why not just open it up from the beginning so we can at least fight to not get cucked
>>50038836yeahh its not the empty space, its the missing "..." at the end
>>50035397if you're successful in claiming your first pick, are your second and third picks discarded for the purposes of determining the pool/voiding for second and third rounds?
>sirs already feeling despair from the droit de cuissagefkn kek, i think it's working as intended
>>50038858well it sucks to claim victory and then have it snatched away without any counterplayfeels bad man
i already won in the og session
>its his village nowand there is nothing we can do about it ...
where the fuck is cilantro
>>50038856Once a round is over and one javlet has been claimed by every player we start the next round in a clean state with the same rules: play 3 legal javlets (non redeemed before). If you have redeemed your pick 1 and your pick 2 and 3 are still unclaimed you can play them in first and second place the next round if you want.>>50038836Your odds are totally correct, you understood it well. As for the graphic I leave it to you I suck at graphic design.
>>50038868he was here earlier >>50037928
>>50038836those odds are fkn brutal sirs
>>50038879sorry i wasn't clear, i mean, if my pick 1 is redeemed, my pick 2 and pick 3 are functionally ignored for the rest of the round right?so my pick 2 can't void another sir's pick 2, or my pick 2/3 can't appear in the general pool for that round right?or put another way, your picks will only appear in the general pool if you were in a position to actually roll for themas in you can put "safe" picks for #2 and #3 because you aren't in any danger of putting them into the pool (unless someone else does) even if you get your #1 pick
he doesn't even know the correct terminology, a session is not a round
>>50038895sir if your picks are clear you get the 40/20/10 splits + the 30% for the pool and all of your picks are in the pool for other players
>>50038901is that the case? then there are no safe picks if everyone gets tossed into the pool
>>50038906well yeah that's the point???
>>50038911is it?i don't think you're oatmeal
>>50038895it sounds like Macadamia's script will take care of things simultaneously via probability stuff that I don't understand so there's no ignoring or whatever going on. we're all getting dunked in that pool
>>50038917don't bother he can't read the rules that were posted>Players don’t draw one after another. Instead, the system considers all players and all actresses at once.
>>50038896yep, he doesn't deserve to run this thing
>>50038917well shit seems the way to go is a safe pick #1, then contested #2/3 and hope you get lucky in the pool the counterplay of course is assuming everyone else is going to pass on competition and go contested for pick 1
>>50038920pls understand i'm a riatard
>>50038916oatmeal isn't running this year's gachaand macadamia's gacha is actually functionally a gacha. and it will punish us like a real gacha
>>50038927you're assuming more than 2 people will play this shit
>altfags actually mad they won't be able to easily cheatdelicious tears
if you were here for the original gacha you should know the difference between a session and a round
>>50038945Instead they'll pool us all
>>50038947if they want to flood it you'll still get 70% for your picks, they can't do shit about this simple fact
>>50038828can you please post the webm where this came fromwith the sir running home and finding remu looking like that
>>50038945>>50038947it's a good solutionsometimes directly preventing cheating isn't possible and harsh punishments are avoided simply by not being caught but you can disincentivise cheating at the root by making any potential benefits of doing so negligible
are the rules actually up for discussion, because if not, when do we start?
I like everything about this new gacha except round 7...
>>50038970next friday i guess
>>50038648so player 3 has 40% chance of getting Julia10% chance of getting Kurea Hasumi and 50% chance of getting someone other sirs added (5.55555% individually) ?
>>50038989yes
i'll make own gacha with a full reset, can't have someone who wasn't even a first sessioner running this
>>50038991yeah i don't really see the point in coming up with all these new rules if you're not doing a full reset
>>50038991Macadamia was among the First
>>50038991>>50038998>full resetnobody wants a full reset, our gacha marriages are sacred
>>50039001he wouldn't understand this retard missed the first session
Gacha is destined to crash and burn again
>>50039003what are you talking about
I have faith in the new brutal gacha let's get POOLED, sirs
>>50039001i think i'd take a full reset versus a guaranteed cucking in two rounds that this setup is doing
>>50039016yeah I really don't like the round 7 thing either, it's not too late to abandon that part specifically. everything else sounds cool
It's crazy how mad some sirs can be on a anonymous image board, in a small community about a free game built for banter. I don't get it it'll be fun, we'll shitpost, trash our rosters and post pretty pics/webms of our picks
can the village vote on the round 7 droit de cuissage thing? it's simply too upsetting
>>50039027You'll be cucked by cuckguy and you'll like it.
>>50039032i'd rather get cucked by cuckguy than get cucked by you bunch of street shitting degenerates
>>50039032that's a different thing I don't care about the cuckguy thing because he's only doing stuff to this game the first game was special
>>50038999hello sir, I am not him (tho he migh be me) and I started this game, so you have to blame me. also the initial idea was then transformed to the gacha, thats not all on me alone
miruCHADS just winning
>>50039032that isn't the droit de cuissage that sirs are upset about cuckguy is just an NPC in this game who can marry from the pool
reset the gacha or there will be consequences
>>50039047Exactly, and he'll cuck one sir from his 2024 roster because of the pool.
droit de cuissage is TOO CRUEL...
>>50039053we were warned for months but we didn't listen.
don't cuck me brosdon't do it
>>50039070I don't want to but apparently some Greek mathematicians/computer scientists might force me...
>>50039074this is some fucked up plot for a wife swap jav with unwilling participants
>>50038990I finally understand!!
The rules are too complicated.
>>50039074>>50039077explain the joke?
>>50039078no you dont, the POOLing is more complex than quantim mechanics. If you think you understand, you dont
>>50039081if you don't get your picks you're going to get assigned a random jav from the general poolsince round 7/10 are going to be open to javfus already married previously it's entirely likely you're going to end up with someone's married javfu that you didn't even want
>>50039081the randomiser is apparently based on some algorithms invented by two greek dudes
POOL Me Once, Shame on You; POOL Me Twice, Shame on The Game
>Greek STEM academics forcing poor Indian villagers to marry and have sex with each others wives at random this is fkn horrible!!!! this is a fkn NIGHTMARE!!!!
i'm laughing like a retard, i love this place sometimes
>>50039100it's all fun and games until it's your wife that gets passed around
>>50039100
>>50039103yeahh haha that be a shame
>>50039100hardest I've laughed in a long time
>>50039111>why are you laughing?Literally "you wouldn't get it"
gatcha is retarded just watch porn
>>50039026>It's crazy how mad some sirs can be on a anonymous image board, in a small community about a free game built for banter.What is not understood?JAV is serious business in /jav/.
>>50039026and it will make /jav/ unusable for months
Jav taught me everything I know about japanese women
>>50038648would 40/20/15 still work or is that too kind? 10% is scarily close to those smaller numbers I'm really scared sirs what if I get POOLED and end up with June?
>>50039165Your stolen goods are now forfeit alt fag!
>>50039178what's your use case for /jav/? serious question it's not like super productive thought provoking discussions are happening all the time anyway. many sirs are just here to shoot the shit and banter
>>50039180i thought you said jav caused your divorceor wait no, you said jav destroyed your brain
>>50039182>I'm really scared sirs what if I get POOLED and end up with June?Then maybe you should have the sacrificial lamb and REDEEMED her in last year's gacha instead.
The duck's just too short. If you look at full body pics her legs are like 2 feet long and it looks like she has an overstuffed diaper. Plus all her videos are her speaking Japanese extremely fast. She makes Japanese sound like some gross 3rd world language
>>50039190Gollum lookin good
>>50039194can't hear you
>>50039194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM
>>50039182I forgot to say max power being at 75% vs 25% instead of 70% vs 30% doesn't seem like a lot but makes a big difference because those percentages on the smaller end get super tight when pick 3 is only 10%. an extra 5% would tip the balance and make things more comfortable but I think not too much >>50039193if I'm getting POOLED you're getting POOLED too...
>>50039194I dunno about all that sir I just think her breath stinks >>50039213she looks like her breath absolutely stinks here
new gacha will be less comfy but more brutal and funny there will be even higher highs and even lower lows
>>50038865>i already won in the og sessionand you (Mirufag) (singular) are going to lose her by the end of this round seven or ten of this gatcha!
kurea is so ugly but i fap to her out of respect
>>50039190What's wrong with her face?
>>50036310Mei needs to transfer to Madonna.
>>50039294my chinpo needs to transfer into her manko
>>50036310easily her best work
>>50039080>>50039082the rules are simpleit's the mechanics that are complicated you don't need to know how a car works on a mechanical level to drive one I will fkn enjoy
Only one round of 2024 names is so lame. Just re-gacha last year, half the discussion is about Round 7 because that’s the most interesting. Sirs never played fantasy sports and it shows. There were like 30 entrants by the end of last year. I love discussing new javlets, but by round 3-4 the pool is be 2025 debuts you've never heard of with 3 movies and an FC2.
over the course of 10 sessions it is almost a mathematical certainty that you will get POOLED
>>50039312half the discussion is about Round 7 because sirs are fkn UPSET about it even 1 round is TOO much...
>>50039284She's ugly
Not resetting the gacha means the cheating and alting is acknowledged as valid.Good job idiots.The game is still RIGGED, it ALWAYS was...
first gacha marriages will never be invalidated I married my wives honestly
so which zoomer oppai monster has charmed you the most so far?
>>50039362>so which zoomer oppai monster has charmed you the most so far?Kek. You think I'm giving up anymore information. With gacha season in FULL SWING? lol, lmao even. Piece together the puzzle that is Sundae Hasegawa like Macadamia has done.
>>50039301>my chinpo needs to transfer into her mankoBe sure to ask Pretzel Fujiwara for permission first, ok.
>>50039322I say this with full knowledge of the irony that it makes me sound like a real culero, but the village wants to potentially make the game way less fun to protect the bourgeois sirs. I say this with love (culero mode), I would never play board games with you sirs. I feel like if you just playtested this once you’d find out the gacha mines are empty. You’re gonna have the Setokan Sweepstakes, the top new javlets of last year, a couple dozen sleepers who slipped through last year, and then Tuesday afternoon at Red Dragon…
>>50039349No you didn'tYou cheated and used alts
>>50039395>the Setokan SweepstakesI wonder how many sirs are going to get POOL'd because of the strongest heroine?
at least offer some way of safekeeping wives
>>50017727>cheating is when I don't get the girls I wantWell said, sir!
>>50039501god I love that giraffe necked-weirdo. now I need Setokan throwing gang signs or jutsus or something.
>>50039322is only gaem. why you heff to be mad?
i've been looking for eligible javlets for a while now and not seeing much that scratches my itch
>>50039276Kurea is not my cup of tea but she looks stunning and adorable on DVDES-866. Fix your tastes, pal.
>>50039614Her fake rack is terrible, but they are a good size and she looks exquisite with her clothes on. And otherwise, we're talkin bout the fkn hoe, so party on, sir.
>>50035397>one sir marrying multiple girls>multiple sirs marrying the same girlmarriage has lost any meaning in the village. the only way i'll accept this gacha as canon to village lore is if it it's referred to as alternate universe or i have died.
when you watch kimomen do you want them to have big or small chinpo? i prefer long chinpos
just remove the marriage theme and do a full resetmake it like pokemon or fire emblem or some other party building ideamarriages are safe but the game can be played with all names available again
setokan's vr scene was underwhelming
i cant even PR my rightfully redeemed wives since theyll get round 7'd.... macademia what have you done....
>>50040126the marriage fixation is so meh, especially because that constraint absolutely kneecaps the pool. do pokemon, which team of javfus would win in a fight or lotion wrestling. I feel like Kurea should be top pick, I feel like she would square up on a hoe. Or Azusa Misaki, I feel like she has snatched a weave or two.
>>50040126i thought this was the plan all along im sure oatmeal said something about no more marriages, he would change the theme
It would be the same names over and over again if we kept the whole pool, it's fine this way
Are Abema premium shows ripped somewhere?https://abema.tv/video/episode/90-978_s1_p250?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=cast_20250920_premium
>>50038925>>50038945Sounds like a system perfect for him to cheat.
>>50039254I dont think anybody will unironically go after her. And she will stay in the POOL
>>50035397>Actresses redeemed in the 2024 session are out from the game.yawn
Good day sirs, please enjoy beautiful japanese breasts today.
this is an ultimatum.CANCEL round 7!!
>>50040362Good day sir. I'm sorry but it won't happen, round 7 is here to stay. But I hear all of you, I might add one protection for 7+ rosters where you can choose one javlet that will be automatically cancelled if picked. I need to think about it. I also thought about allowing gravlets (produced at least one PB/IV) on another bonus round but I dumped the idea. What do you think?
>>50040126deep space colony shipsports teamsdungeon crawling expedition teammartial arts sectuniversity/school faculty jpop group
>>50040178what did he actually say? sucks if he's going back on his word now
>>50040379Who died and made you dictator? Fuck off.
>>50040429mirus sales died and I crie evertiemno wait... that'd the post for tomorrow,... oh well
do people just speed read these threads or something kek
why did she not make it bros?
>>50040454she's ugly
>>50040462she is NO. 1 and this is the beginning of her egg arc
New SoDlet tomorrow.
>>50040447The worst reply you could've written.
>>50040467stop
>>50040425oatmeal isn't running this gacha
>>50040493No, we're crashing down together
>>50040476not as bad as her sales thoits funny cause its true
>>50040425https://warosu.org/jp/thread/48899267#p48904820>i don't think i'd ever do a True Reset for the marriage context, it feels too "personal". a future gacha game would probably be based on studios trying to sign exclusives but i'm just spitballing herehttps://warosu.org/jp/thread/48477875#p48479163>in the context of marriage, no more seasons or restarts>but if another sir wanted to build upon these mechanics for their own projects whether it's card games or some kinda Fantasy JAV Studio League, please feel free to do so
Isn't there a /jav/ discord you can take this bullshit to??
>>50040538You go there. The game last year had more jav discussion than usual. You can go spam your retarded egg memes on discord.
>>50040545I'm not even the miruposter you schizo. I just don't care for this parasocial spam.>inb4 tourist/go back/new hereNope. Japanese BBS are predicated on anonymity and decentralized posting where comments can potentially be written by anyone at any time. When we do this shit were we give each other names and recognize each other then this just becomes any other dogshit forum on the internet.
>>50040554but here is where you are wrong. the names are only inside the game. outside the game you will find no usage of the names
stop having fun ffs
>>50040554general threads don't work with 4chan purist either maybe you should just become japanese
for me its the elaborate meme posting when we are in a season
who will she pick this time bros?
>>50040559kek
>>50040520that's oatmealmacadamia is doing his own thing
>people doing jack shit complaining about the ones actually doing stuffjust like my job
>>50040601tales as old as time
>>50040379As a gravkek I’d love it but i understand if nobody wants this
>>50040379No to grav just keep everything else simple . the new algorithm thing itself is already the cool thing
Sora new rant is out: https://x.com/iamAMAKAWA_SORA/status/1969689770243801351
>>50035397Good morning sir!There are some interesting ideas here, from reading some of the replies I think I understand the rules now (or do I? kek), I don't bet but this seems kind of like betting odds? Anyway while I like the general idea of the new rules and how it invites chaos, I find myself concerned that it might just be too much chaos? We had chaos in the previous game and that was very simple. While I catch up with the rest of the replies here are some of my concerns:>Cheating (same IPs for alts, using VPN...) Do you want our IPs, sir? Because right from the start I must inform you that I do not trust you like I trust Oatmeal and you're already asking for our IPs? I think there is a far easier way to deal with alts and here's my take:-Everyone that wants to play already played last year, it ran for a long time and it's impossible to be absent from the village that long and not stumble upon us fk enjoying. I think we need to first address the obvious alts from last year, everyone with a single redeem is a clear alt except for mirukek, Bacon Nobunaga and Gluten Kubo. All of those other single redeems should be available again because Gluten-san is the only one that has gloated all year about his one true waifu and the other two are jokes anyway kek. There are 30 sirs that played consistently and all joking aside I think that's an accurate number of regular sirs. So we eliminate them and if any new sirs want to join they must come before the council and write nice long posts on why they didn't participate last year and how can they prove they aren't alts and the village will judge if they should be allowed to join from the first session. After that no new players.>A non player (Cuckguy) will "play"How? Simply a new sir or is this your alt? Sir, already I am concerned about your sincerity. The idea of a terrorizer every session sounds funny but does cuckguy just give up his harem and join? Or are you immediately assuming we'll have a new player join this time? And curious how nobody offered to be cuckguy for the 24 hours since your post. Sounds like cuckguy is your alt, sir>Two special roundsSounds like a sore loser rule, sir. Harems don't work like that, the man can have multiple wives but the wives don't get multiple husbands, it makes no sense except if you have a subpar roster and this is your way of coping. I have several names already redeemed that I would love to add to mine but it just sounds silly, as if you take this game too seriously and are buttmad you lost on a few favorites. This idea gets a hell no from me.>between Friday and SundaySir, you know there's less activity on weekends and generally speaking the quality of the posts are lower too so don't concentrate the game on that period. Maybe open on sunday and end on tuesday, results on friday. I also think 40% for pick 1 is too low because even if nobody else puts her at pick 1, if there are two sirs with her at 2 and one at 3 you now have less chances despite putting her at 1. I have greatly increased the number of javlets I now enjoy with last year's gacha but the randomness of this gacha, while sounding like a real gacha, can end up with a sir redeeming 3 names he doesn't like at all in a row, for example me because I already don't like or care for more than half the ones redeemed in 2024. So while it sounds fun and chaotic, it can end up being too chaotic and not fun. I have an idea on how to make it feel less random if you want, for example keep the game the same as last year for the first two picks and if you end up falling to your third pick then it's full gacha and you have an equal % to redeem each of the girls that were in play, oh and June Lovejoy is always in play until redeemed like a Joker pick. Could also try to keep the old rules for the first pick and then it's full gacha if you don't get your first pick but you have increased odds for the second pick but not for your third pick so you're basically only putting her in play but you don't have higher chances to redeem her than a sir that didn't put her on his list.But I'm also willing to give this odds format a try as you put it but without cuckalt and the sore loser rounds. We're nulling it if we end up not enjoying ourselves though. Agreed?
>>50040696somebody that uses so much words and a new tabuchi has my approval, did not read, but looks nice+1 upvoted!
>>50040696as a low iq sir, this >>50038648 helped me understand
nobody likes round 7
>>50040696Good day sir. I will obviously never use a tool that will make IPs visible. To be honest I'm still searching for a good platform to submit your answers that can block alts (even if the rules should by nature not reward cheating). Please feel free to help me on that end.>no new playersWe can't do that, we could have only 3/4 new sirs since last year but it would be cruel to not let them play. Plus some sirs could have forgotten their password.>cuckguyHe's a NPC and personification of the actor, he will just get javlets from the pool. Nobody can "be" him I don't get your point sorry.>days and hoursSorry but I won't be able to do it any other day, I WFH on Mondays and it might be the only way I will have time to fill out the script (and it will take time...). I don't want to cancel a round because I have a busy week/plans on WE.As for my sincerity it hurts a bit after all these years but I get where you're coming from.
>>50040696you should find macadamia equally trustworthy or even more trustworthy
Oh no someone is going to cuck me with one of my certified wives thats so awful hahaha I hope it doesn't happen haha
>>50040869Are you Ichino's husband by any chance?
/jav/ unironically won't survive this gacha
>>50040716Tabuchi-dono has been plowing javlets longer than most sirs have been alive. He is the true king of jav and he was relentlessly handsome as a youngster. He was also in Kitano's A Scene At The Sea, so much respect!>>50040718That's kind of what I figured.>>50040753It's not in the spirit of /jav/ marriage gacha, even if it has a lot of jav lore accuracy.It's a sore loser rule.>>50040761There is enough time for new sirs to be ready so that they can join from the first session of 2025, joining beyond that sounds like blatant alt abusing to me. There is no real way to weed out the alts at this point, we should have just limited the number of new players last year and cut off new entries from the 4th session or so. Before that, we must eliminate the obvious fakes from the previous edition.>He's a NPCSounds lame then. If cuckguy was in from the first edition last year and it was just a wifeless sir that went around fk enjoying every session then that would be funny but just some npc feels soulless.>Sorry but I won't be able to do it any other dayThat's unforunate because I can't be here on saturdays at all and most of sundays either. I also don't usually read back the threads during this time as I feel the quality of sirposting goes down significantly.>>50040778Oatmeal is a honorable samurai that decided not to play the first session just so he could be fair. I trust Oatmeal-dono with my life, Macademia-san already seems a bit dictatorial if I am to be completely and unashamedly honest with you, sir, general conscious seems to be that the sore loser sessions are a bad idea. I am willing to give this new format a try but I worry the chaos will welcome more boredom than fun because while we had numerous cackles and chuckles when, ahem, less grey matter possessing sirs have mistakenly redeemed wrong ladies, it would be less funny when every sir just gets randoms they don't want without them actually making mistakes which is why I suggested pick 1 odds to be higher.In general I think the rules must be talked over so that we do not repeat the mistake of making the game up as we go along.>>50040915Neither will my chimpo if I end up adding more girls to my watchlist!
>>50040928Well what if for me i like the cuckguy and droit de cuissage rules but still want a full reset? we’ll never get a consensus, it’s not like it’s mandatory to play anyway. to me you just want to changes the days because it doesn’t suit your lifestyle and get rid of newbies and the ntr because you consider yourself season 1 bourgeoisie. Let the guy run his thing, ignore it if you don’t like it and do another game if you think you can do better
Boltonbros do we like she?
>>50040955>Well what if for me i like the cuckguy and droit de cuissage rules but still want a full resetWhy do you think this doesn't prove my point? You want a full reset because you're a sore loser that lost out on most of his favorites so now you're in favor of illegally trying to steal away wives in a silly double marriage type of deal. As for cuckguy I said I like the concept but as a npc it's just lame.
i don't envy Macadamia right now
>>50041019the village is about to make another regular not feel like posting anymore
>>50041014Interesting you didn’t respond to the second half. we all want rules which benefits us, breaking news. you want a safe mild draft to keep your privileges, i want to start from scratch because i wasn’t here last year and didn’t have a shot to get my javfus. thing is he decided otherwise for both of us and we can decide to go with it or not, i hope he won’t bow to you old farts
>>50041043tough nuts, touristmy wives are MINE
>>50041057What’s your alias? just to be sure i don’t put 3 names from your roster haha
>>50041043Why weren't you here last year?
>>50041081How am i supposed to guess there’s a comfy sfw jav general on a dead board?
>>50041092So you're a tourist.
>>50041100Sure whatever you say
this new gacha just seems like it was made to cause maximum suffering and drama and chaos
>>50041100to me, everyone was/is a tourist. you might not like it, but I was the first sir that greated the general
>>50041120what are your thoughts on how the general has evolved?
>>50041124very goodI never expected it to stick around so long, nor me being here foreversome trends have been concerning, but all in all I am very proud of you sirs
>>50041120>I was the first sirWhy should I believe you?
>>50041066Don't worry, nobody's playing your stupid game.
>>50041128by now you should know, that I literally only care about jav
>>50041150Stop replying to myself.
>>50041181understandable, javs is hard jobhave a nice day
>>50041195Why am I still talking to myself after I told myself to stop replying to myself?
>>50041233jav magic
>>50041019he's power tripping
>>50041284this is the phimosis title i recognize this one, good stuff
>>50041284the most potent kind of magic
gacha should just be clicking a link to a random video on missav and then you have to watch it all the way through and post a scene by scene review here.
>>50041014>You want a full reset because you're a sore loser that lost out on most of his favorites so now you're in favor of illegally trying to steal away wives No, we want a reset because even if you were in the first gacha, its gonna get boring immediately. The fact that the predominant scuffling from inside the house is sirs hate round 7 is the most telling. The sirs getting bent out of shape because they are so insecure about losing anyone from their fantasy harem that they will sink the game. I'm getting bent out of shape because I thought we were better than this. baka my head.
>>50039640I'm more into faces than bodies so to be fair I didn't care too much about her rack. In that especific kino Kurea looked great and hot despite not being the prettiest, something made her shine there, that's it. I'm actually way more into Ayako Kano (all of her, she's beautiful and her ESL was sexy as fuck) and Nozomi Hazuki (her stunning legs and sexiness drive me crazy).
>>50041813>phimosis titledamn code please saar?
>>50042115>>50041109the issue therein lies in the fact that it is purported to be a continuation of the previous iteration yet has multiple features antithetical to the 2024 version, namely the wife sharing rounds and the lockout of some wives via an NPC
>>50042183soe532
>>50042193the old one felt like silly fun the new one feels mean-spirited
>>50042117looks like a chinese hotel receptionist who moved to the city from the countryside to find work
>>50042115>weWho's we, fucker?
>>50042277him and his alts duh
>>50042277the people who want the field reset, which does not have to mean you, sir
>>50042347So just you. Everyone else clearly doesn't want it.
no reset if it's marriage themedreset if it isn't marriage themedno round 7 no cuckguy
no resetround 7cuckguyPOOLing Riho and i don’t even want her that much
>>50042203vielen dank gozaimsu!
>>50040928>Tabuchi-dono has been plowing javlets longer than most sirs have been alive.Yes, but he also partook chinpo with his anaru
>>50042232>the new one feels mean-spiritedif so then we should all gang up on macademia and cuck him of all his wives, dibs on the fkn hoe!
>>50042398I assure you I'm not alone, but I'd be fine if I was. You don't want it to just be the same names again? If you sirs were that thrilled about eligible names, you'd actually pick them instead of trying to reassemble your 2024 roster...
We are leaving summer behind tomorrow, winter is coming.
>>50042203SHE WAIST FKN SUPERMODEL TIER GAH DANG I included that bit of bush on purpose jannie pls dont ban no onmanko is visible
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hello i am new to jav. what is a good milf you can recommend, ideally one that does mom/son scenes
>>50042801First of all you need to understand what kind of hag is your type through the Hag Ripeness Classification System© (patents pending):>Faux-Hagtechnically not a bona fide mature woman and usually in alleged mid-20s but often thrust into motherly, nurturing roles already. considered mature when compared to others in peer group which allows for their casting. comparable to the big sister type, but with a more mature, sophisticated feeling. in other cases, it might simply be that the given context and/or presentation in a scenario has defined them as such for whatever reason. newlywed housewives, young stepmothers, teachers, younger aunts, sisters-in-law, etc typically constitute the limit of how mature a character they can play; a greater degree of suspension of disbelief sometimes required to accept the presented role.- eg Nao Jinguji, Rio Kuriyama, Sumire Kuramoto :^), etc>Quasi-Hagtypically in the allegedly early 30s (occasionally late 20s) range and, while still youthful in appearance, does not look out of place fulfilling more mature roles given the convincing hag energy even at this stage. earlier standards of giving the impression of being more mature than those of a similar age can still be relevant here as many actresses can reach their alleged late 20s/early 30s without giving the impression of a Quasi-Hag- eg Yuu Shinoda, Kana Morisawa, etc>Pseudo-Hagsecretly on the older side but does not exude much hag energy. looks may or may not belie actual age. not usually associated with mature roles even if age is an open secret. in some cases, may also be a result of habitual (over)compensatory youthful behaviour to deliberately further distance themselves from any sense of discernible maturity. another hag scholar and a dear colleague eloquently describes a Pseudo-Hag as being "...at the age of hagdom, but lacks the hag 'anima' that energises the overall hag characteristic". uncommon- eg Julia, Iroha Natsume, Saki Okuda, etc>Semithe ripening process is undeniably underway and certainly discernible but not nearly to the extent where ripeness is the most obvious or immediately distinguishing feature. typically in their allegedly late 30s to early or maybe even mid 40s. excel in mature roles with relative ease- eg Kana Mito, Ryo Ayumi, Ririko Kinoshita, Marina Shiraishi, etc>Classica very representative and unambiguously older woman but at the same time still unambiguously beautiful; an idealised version/interpretation of the mature woman archetype- eg Maki Hojo, Mariko Sata, Yuka Oshima, etc>Truethe ripening process has now led to more obviously waning looks but this does not necessarily mean ugly. a less idealised and more realistic representation of the older woman archetype, and especially applicable to real life/amateurs. typically begins around the allegedly 50 mark, where not even East Asian genes, a careful diet, rigorous exercise regimen, flattering make-up, perfect lighting, and clever editing can stave off all discernible effects of the menopause. many tend to be amateurs but some have made their name in this category, or simply stick around long enough to graduate from the preceding ripeness tiers- eg Honoka Nakayama, Rie Takeuchi, Maiko Kashiwagi, etc>Ultimatethe absolute limit of human possibility in more ways than one. this is both zenith and nadir: the final phase before departure. it literally can't get any riper than this- eg Link's grandma
>>50035397>>50035548Oh shit. Here we go again
>>50042815she fkn frumpy hag(love to see it)
Gacha bs is already clogging this thread and it hasn't even started yet...I think that trash must be move to it's own thread.
Yeah I’d rather have the same Remu/egg/rena posts over and over again like the past few months
>>50042902Nobody said anything about it for over an hour and yet here you are. Go back to your eggtainment thread.
Is there a site that shows the source videos used in "best of" compilations?Right now I'm looking for pic related from VRKM-01465, and I've gone through each cast member in JAVLibrary, but I can't find the full release.How do I know if this is just a short clip they included in between bits from other videos?
>>50042766her WTH ratio isn't mentioned all the time for no reason
>>50042932i avoid this issue by downloading their whole kinography
>>50042949If I did this every time I'd need a petabyte of storage, and it seems harder to find good hard drive deals lately
>>50042949You don't avoid the issue at all by doing that.
>>50042815What do you call comprehensive hags like Maki Tomoda that have been basically every non-pseudo hag class at some point in their career? Or even Ayaka Tomoda, or Biki, who have spanned multiple hag classes?
>>50043025Hibiyan is still in the semi-range, Tomoda is obviously a classic hag.
>>50042815thanks. picrel is one of my fav western milfs and shes believably passes for mid 40s because she is mid 40s, so ill be looking at the ones you mentioned under classic
>>50042932Javlibrary, a quick search and you'll get your results in 15s.>Combination Search: |Genre(s)=School Swimsuit||Cast=Tanaka Nene (田中ねね)|Here you go: SAVR-332>>50042117I love Ayako, but again I'm kind of a Pierre at heart and have a soft spot for buttsluts.
>>50043042>Javlibrary, a quick search and you'll get your results in 15s.that's what I was doing, but I couldn't figure out the actress' name. the problem was Tanaka Nene wasn't listed as part of the cast for VRKM1465, I guess the list was too long. Thanks for finding it for me
>>50042902/jav/ when the first gacha started
>>50042815i fucking love hags
>>50042566I have never seen it so it never happened so I will kindly advise you to hold your benchod tongue!
>>50043170DASS-137
>>50043183How did you reply to me without writing anything in your post?
>>50043188Don't make me post the webm i'll get banned
>>50043193You should be banned for your pugnacious accusations.
you just KNOW blood pressures are rising in the village
>>50043201Sir let's not ignore TCD-162, TCD-226, TCD-228, DASD-441, all the FSMD range...
>>50043337Now you're just being a partaker.
with the big revelation that we ought to have a new gacha, /jav/ is really thriving (just like my chi○po)
>>50043391Just like Tabuchi-dono, also>X: Ok
>>50043399This new one stinks.
>>50043409just like your javfus sales
>>50043248Sirs, has Rena ever cried? I fkn love it when the belligerent facade leaks some fkn tears. >imagine belligerent investigator Rena >fkn angry>glaring>cursing>squirming with disgust>endures constant kisses and facelicks>becomes too much to bear>crying doe eyes betray her>fkn fat bastard licking the tears off her face>4kMoodyz should hire me.
>>50043468My javfus sales are consistently top 5 unlike yours egghead.
