Horses look like THIS?The Yakuza look like THIS?The extra boss looks like THIS?The leader of the Keiga family looks like THIS?
First for tsundereanon sex
FIRST POST FOR MARIDIAPEY!!!!
WE NEED MORE JAYPEEHU THREADS
Wait is that the wolf gyate in the background
KotoMeira
kotowhonow
I miss /v/hu.I miss when it was just about touhou shitposting and not namefaggin and thread celebrities
holy CRAP Lotois!
https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/2aO5W0dL9IThey have an yatsubrapper day over there, maybe we should move to 2hujerk instead
>>50031637tsunanonsexCHADS won.
>>50031674You reap what you sow, didn't you want to play? Then let's play until there's nothing left.We're all friends here, friends make fun of each other all the time.
PFFFFFFFFFFFF HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA what is this babbies first raid?
>>50031714
>>50031714I told to use memeflags, and imagine actually being scared of getting banned on /pol/. Most just don't want to cooperate.
>>50031714This place is full of lolcows trying to see which one is the worst when they're all human garbage, no wonder even their raid failed
>>50031738>>50031756I was referring to that, hope that guy is enjoying his ban btw
>>50031766Likely some Koishibab underage so good riddance
>Yatsuhashi is more popular than pc98husPfffff
>>50031714okay at least now we know the blameeverythingonremitrannybot was just tewimassive and a marisissy
its been so boring lately
>>50031828speak for yourself, the last thread was great
There are /v/hu threads I'll rememberAll my life, though some have changedSome forever, not for betterSome posters have gone and some remainAll these threads had their momentsWith shitposting and friends I still can recallSome are dead and some are livingIn my life, I've loved them allBut of all these threads and /v/husThere is no one compares with youAnd these memories lose their meaningWhen I think of /v/hu as something newThough I know I'll never lose affectionFor /v/hu posters and threads that went beforeI know I'll often stop and think about themIn my life, I love /v/hu moreThough I know I'll never lose affectionFor /v/hu posters and threads that went beforeI know I'll often stop and think about themIn my life, I love /v/hu moreIn my life, I love /v/hu more!
>>50031835The last thread was quantity over quality
>>50031835>great>90% is retards forcing the unfunny meme of the weekyawn.
Which 2hu would have green hair, come from another world and become the shrine maiden of the Moriya Shrine, having her first clash with the protagonist in the 10th mainline installment of a japanese videogame series?
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the thread,Where I stop and I turn and I go for a post,Till I get to the bottom, and I SEE (YOU) AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAINYEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHBUT DO (YOU), DON'T YOU, WANT ME TO FVARK (YOU) (OOOAAAA)I'M COMING DOWN FAST, BUT I'M MILES ABOVE (YOU) (OOOAAAA)TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME COME ON TELL ME THE ANSWERWELL YOU MAY BE A SISSY BUT YOU AINT NO MOFVARKNOW /V/HU POSTER/V/HU POSTER/V/HU POSTER
>>50031866Mima
>>50031866Alice!
diaper!
I need to cum
How many bricks are needed to finish a building made out of bricks?
>>50031905Twenty.
>>500319051?
>>50031907Wrong.>>50031909And why is only one brick needed?
>>50031905one, because i chizeled away parts of the brick to make the interior and the windows. it's for Sukuna
>>50031905One because i just need to *finish* it
Dai looks mean
>>50031918Cute answer but no.>>50031934Correct!! I never said you need to make a building, just finish it. Wording is always important in riddles and puzzles.
hi mikosisters how are we feeling today
>>50031942You don't finish the building after you've laid the bricks, what kind of gypsy village are you from?
Meirachan development log:-Fixed the update button-Enabled thread counters-Added a catalog button at the top of the board and thread index page so you don't have to scroll all the way down-Added custom 404 and 403 pagesTODO:-Add (You)s and (OP)-Optimize local-time.js-Add anti-bot measures-Add more banners
yay im smart
>>50031942This doesn't make sense what if I have 3 holes in my house and need 3 bricks to fill them up? STUPID
>>50031957Genuine question - do you really think anybody will use it? What if you are making all of this for nothing?
>>50031965Nobody uses Ubuu that's still up
>>50031956Laying a brick can easily be the final step of the building process, especially in villages like you mentioned. Besides, the questions ask about the amount of bricks you need, not the amount of any material.>>50031964You'd need 2 bricks to make progress and 1 brick to finish said process.I'll admit it's an odd one however. Want another riddle?
>>50031984I am going to slap you if the next riddle doesn't make sense either.
>>50031965>do you really think anybody will use it?Yes>What if you are making all of this for nothing?Even if no one uses at first, one day 4chan will fall and then /v/hus can then rest assured they have a place to settle in. even if that never happens, it was an interesting project in itself and I learned a lot of things.
>>50031954See >>50031786
.......................
>>50031714Raids? I revel in raids. A morning raid goes great with a cup of coffee and a plate of eggs an bacon.The only thing I fear is accidentally pissing off 30yrd hot topic women and the concept of taxation.BRING IT THE FUCK ON ZWARITY AN /POL/TROONS.
ok aerd
Also, suggest banners for meirachanOnly rule need is that they must have 3:1 width to height ratio as they will be rescaled to 300x100
>>50031993The man who sold it didn't want it. The man who bought it wasn't gonna use it. The man who'll use it won't be aware that he's gonna use it..What is it?
>>50032033Coffin, it's an old one
>>50032035Fuck-I mean correct!! Shouldn't have made it easier than it already was.
>>50032038Das rite
Nareko should take off her clothes gradually after resolving her riddles
>>50032048>legsnot canon
>>50032033LandmineGet rekt, stoopid
anyone up for some good ol' fashioned gartic today? perhaps tomorrow? if not then what game do you suggest so I can ignore you and not host it?
>>50032048no>>50032076Landmines get sold? I'm not a war history nerd so the thought never crossed my mind.
/jp/hu - 24/7 tsunanon breeding ritual
>>50032146you need to get that woman out of your head and look for someone who actually loves you
>>50032151...or I get that woman to actually love me.
>>50032081gartic sounds fun
Where the FUCK is the skribbl host?
i almost called my mom "merth" today
>>50032151THERE ARE NO OTHER WOMEN IN MY LIFE
it shows
>>50032151Anon, none of those people actually love her, they hyper her up because they think its funny to be obsessed with her
Tocchan
Can you be obsessed with me instead?
>>>/g/106635977Maridoxxer...
>>50032240No one will be obsessed with you as long as you're not a woman/don't draw/are not the source of malice
>>50032240Are you a source of milk? Otherwise no.
>the source of malicemalice, like the marisa/alice team from IN!!!!
>>50032240kyouko posters must be cherished
STOP IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU
I'll ignore you ignoring me ignoring you all I want, BITCH. I'll do it BETTER than you even.
I must admit, i like the "Alice!" running gag. If the anon that replies to every question with "Alice!" is here, let it be known that i think you're funny.
>>50032276Does cum count as milk?
I must admit, i hate the "Alice!" running gag. If the anon that replies to every question with "Alice!" is here, let it be known that i think you're unfunny.
https://voca.ro/1m5MwSNdKxhQ
>>50032328mai FVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKIINGGGGGGGGGGGG hero...
>>50032328You're getting better at these, good job.
https://voca.ro/1bAVG8OaKyMhThe Complete.Goodbye, for now.
>>50032427You got added into the heroes list
>>50032427ok this is epic
>>50032439yippie!!!!!
>>50032427ffffffffffffffffffVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRK
>>50032240Of course, Kyouko is for pampering and adoring.
>>50032427I say this
UOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHH FLAN CHAN FLAN CHAN'S CHEST AND THIGHS AUUUUUUGHH SAKUYA PLAESE GIVE ME FLUNNY I NEED FLUNNY RIGHT NOW OR I WILL DIE SAKUYAAAAAA PLEASE I DEMAND FLUNNY
ZUN is a HACK
Mai, Satono, I DEMAND Flunny
master okina we're too busy having SEX with futa 2hu
>>50032282>>50032475Thank you anon
>>50022060>>50022067Poost moar bondage hu's
>>50032427I just listened to all this
>>50032427I feel like my mind is violated.
>>50032427is this like the collective consciousness of vhu or a cry for help?
Who the FUCK is Fuhra????
>>50032427I love youand I love cum
>>50032427Based, didn't know FЯED! was a /v/hutard.
>>50032427Based, didn't know Shaye Saint John was a /v/hutard.
>>50032427
nue friends.......
>>50031674Deep inside you know you love it, otherwise you wouldn't be here with us
>>50032427I could only stand this for less than a second.
>>50032427Nice
>>50032851weak
*loads gun*what did you just say about diapers?
>>50031674Don't worry friend, meirachan will save us
whonow
HOLY
YATSUSCIENCE
>>50032427>22 minutes of uninterrupted /v/hu schizophrenia
LOTOIS
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/676918353/#676919692That didn't work, huh?
>>50032427I'm responsible for at least 10% of the things said in this audio.
>>50033105https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/676918353/#676952835I wonder what this anon might be thinking now
1CCs? Worst 2hu? Last thing you ate and your rating of it from 1-10?
>>50033233noyour favoritefalafel 7/10
Have you lot ever been happy for long? Content with yourselves? I know that 2019-2021 v/hu/ was apparently "better" but didn't seem like it took all that much to drag you all to this point really.
>>50031637Ween
>>50033233None recently, I don't really care for Kisume and it wasn't food but I had a root beer that wasn't bad.
>>50033247fag
>>50033233WHERE IS CHIMATA
>>50033247... is a wonderful band!
>>50033260Ween.
>>50033241>Have you lot ever been happy for long? Content with yourselves?I genuinely believe that I'm the happiest poster in all of /jp/hu.
>>50032563
>>50033270cute white knight
>>50033269Tewinom?! You listened to Ween!?
>>50033277Genuinely nice to see people still trying at least
>>50033269Weezer is better
>>50033303overrated group for lame white boys
>>50033241this place was destroyed when Yatsutraitor left us
>>50033303Get the fuck out of my thread tsunanonween your reddit ass taste deserves to get you shot
>>50033303it's ok to be gay
>>50033315Anon, I was >>50033309...I've never once willingly listened to them and I intend to keep it that way.
I listen to vidya and anime music 90% of the time, sometimes stuff that my brother and dad listen to like Pink Floyd, ACDC, The Beatles and Green Day
>>50033323You think Weezer is overrated?Ok, I like you now.
>The weenspammer is a Weezer fanLmao I knew he was an autist
I don't know what Ween or Weezer is
they're bands anon, like a band that makes musicthey're pretty well known, both of them
We're talking about good bands but we haven't talked about a certain group made up of 3 sisters...
>>50033353the only bands I know are the Horismrivers (Lyrica is the best), the Tsukumos (Nah is the best), Kyouko & Mystia's band (Kyouko is the best), and Band Land from Rayman 1
>>50033353Oh yeah? Name 3 songs that more than 2 billion people know about them.
>>50033352Ween is the reason we have the most popular cartoon of the modern age
>>50033365Surely you know about the lumps or whatever their name is from Rayman Origins that go "bam bam bam barararara bam bam bababababab bam bam bam barararaaaa bam bam bam DADADA"
https://x.com/BigPenny_/status/1969078599295574124?s=19Why can't you guys be like this with your favorite touhous? Honest question
>>50033372I only played Rayman 1 sorry
>>50033381You should play 2 on the dreamcast and Hoodlum Havoc. The first Raving Rabbids is good too.
>>50033379patrickautist I...
>>50033379TakaneHusband is like that with his wife but he gets shamed for it here, maybe other waifufags are just too stricken with cowardice
>>50033391He managed to get itatata art among other good artists so I never had any issues with him
I'll never get the point of waifufagging>they're not real>they're public use and get drawn by a lot of artists>tons of people fap to them>you fap to tons of other people and characters>she'd never love youI never call anyone waifu, just "favorite character"
>>50033222https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/676918353/#676950064BUWAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
>>50033401>>they're not realReality is perception >>they're public use and get drawn by a lot of artistsWeird way to view anything in life you issue>>tons of people fap to themWhy are you thinking about what other people do?>>you fap to tons of other people and charactersThis changes for everyone but most people don't consider porn cheating. And if they do they don't do that.>>she'd never love youThat's a you issue anon.
>>50033408Alright then, show us your waifu.
>>50033222>>50033405Why am I supposed to hate TakaneGOD getting art again?
his name is takaneGODdler
>>50033401I don't get it too but I don't have a problem with them. the issue is that they get really unhinged sometimes
>>50033401Not letting that thread defile my fav so have a Marisass
>>50033401Because you're a normaltard, so go back to posting duckfaces on your instagram, hanging with your real life friends at the bar and shaking your ass to a bunch of drug addicts at the disco. You're not welcome here.
>>50033401Because I like a certain character and want to imagine what it'd be like to be romantically involved with themI'm also defensive of themNot everyone is so grounded in reality like you are, and I don't think about what other people are doing
>>50033269>front rowSo Tewihusband is loaded?
>>50033434autists tend to be
>>50033335>>50033345>>50033352Fuck you pussy, Weezer is peakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Fq3U_FjYc
Wait, pic related was tewislampig all along? I thought she only played EoSD.
>>50033434The only thing that is loaded is his diaper
>>50033401I love my wife and I hated 3D, it's that shrimplethis post smells of normalfag
>>50033387>The first Raving Rabbids is good too.Need to revisit that soon...>>50033400>I never had any issues with himMe neither, I knew him from what he'd post about in /jp/ over her and always thought it was pretty cute someone like her got a fan as big as that. I really can't imagine she's the most popular outside of folks like him so it'd already be a "take what you can get" situation anyways.>>50033416NTA but if it makes people happy then they really could be doing far worse things with their time. Internally I just call my favorites my favorites but that doesn't mean I'd love them any less than someone does his waifu. Why so confrontational about it?>>50033444>this post smells of normalfagTrips of Truth.
>>50033442When he posted, his posts were very similar to Maridiaper's posting style. Really makes you think...
What does Tewimom think of waifufags? She loves drawgods and hates cosplayers so are they in the middle?
>>50033430>>50033444Literally go to any normalfag infested website and you'll see normalfags talking about their waifurinos 24/7 it's not 2012 anymore gramps
>>50033401Convenient, free of cost (unless you're really dedicated), flexible, modulable, neither requires consent or commitment to betterment on your endYou're the one that has explaining to do. Unless societal norms are so deeply ingrained in you the thought of deviating from them sends you into an existential crisis, you're playing with two D6 with 5 sides being 1s and 2s, and 1 side being a 3, confident that you'll land a 6.
>>50033465Normalfags using a word incorrectly is no waifuism retard
>>50033472Is that so
respect le hecking waifunigger culture chud
>>50033480Ween
>>50033465they do it ironically and just for the clout of being "tee hee Le quirky" instead of genuine love for the character, and even the few that "love" their waifu wouldn't go nor do the extremes that most of us here would
sneed
>>50033486
I have the sneed for feed...
>>50033493Need more homely 2hu girls, someone go track down wherever paintanon is on /v/ right now and get him to draw more of em like that
>>50033512Posted it again award...
>>50033455You weren't around, takanetoddler was extremely annoying and insisted upon himself in every single thread. He's also a brown spic which doesn't help that he forces artists to draw a brown man with takane
What do we think of Nina anyway?
but enough about meirafag
>>50033493Where is her two foot long futa horsecock?
>>50033502Paintraitor posts on the Cuckarune threads now. This is his new waifu.
>>50033537paintanon likes Noelle
>>50033485>nor do the extremes that most of us here wouldDo you guys sacrifice a newborn for your waifu or something
>>50033555Worse, they post about them to the dismay of everyone else.
HEY MERTHWant to watch Friends with me?
>>50033555how new are you?check the last 2 threads on this shithole, it will give you an idea of what lengths the posters here would gonot even mentioning other boards
>>50033564If you mean Meirafags and Seijafags shitposting wars that's less about their waifus and more about them having unresolved sexual tension with each otherNot representative of waifufaggotry at all.
Marisa owns an ICBM
>>50033578I meant just how retarded the posters here arethat autism seeps into everything else that they like or do, and it simply doesn't exist outside of 4chin
>>50033607
I don't understand waifufriends but I don't have any issues with them! Personally I like yuri, I love the fanon romance stories artists make! They're so cute! I also like futa when I'm horny
>>50033532Better as an older unhinged lady rather than just the next manic pixie dream lolibait
>>50033630Stop spamming /jp/.
>>50033630keep spamming /jp/
>>50033654Why are you replying to yourself?
>>50033532Better design than Nemuno3.0 and YatsuedgeFun gimmickSad she's falling behind
>>50033630Tewicharizard likes futa and yuri?!
>>50033645>>50033656Look guys i found a native /jp/sie
>>50033667I thought they went extinct, quick take a photo
>>50033667Yeah that's sort of my whole thing
Charizard from kanto
I'm buying Tewigalaxy & Tewigalaxy 2 for the low price of 70 dollars but the filesize is too heavy
Poor /jp/sies, their land got taken over by the vtuberman
Ain't that sad
>>50033630Didn't you argue until you were blue in the face you weren't gay?
>>50033688More like what was barely left of it anyways
>>50033680Who is the Charizard from kanto of Touhou
>>50033702Didn't I drag my balls across your face?
>>50033703is that.....
>>50031905bout tree fiddy
>>50033713What...does this question even MEAN
>>50033717What balls?
Sagume's
>>50033728:)
>>50033732?
>>50033732
M-MASAKA...D O U B L E BALLS????!?!?!!??!
>>50033736what the fuck
>>50033430Jealousanon...
?
>>50033560I've never watched friends also no who are you
what kind of Sagume hivemind is this
>>50033758I want to be raped by this Parsee.
I want to be raped by this genji
>>50033761Merth... We're friends...
I think Genjii SUCKS.
merth ban that guy
I'm not your fucking janny
Aggressive, muscular short queen Saki...
woah merth calm down
>malding at GenjiiGODs again
>>50033775i dont know you..... tell me your name
>>50033801my name is jeff
>>50033805well jeff i appreciate the offer but i dont do movie nights all that much but do reach out to me when you start growing a moustache and drink beer with your nose
yay
>>50033800If they really cared then they'd spell his name right
>>50033801Merth we talk all the timeYou said yourself we're friends You forgot me...
you can spell it both ways you dumb fuck
Merth forgot all of his dear friends after being successful, typical celeb corrupted by capitalism
>>50033532She's everything wrong with Nu-2hu
>>50033836Merth was already famous when he came to /v/hu. But your post perfectly describes PotemGOD, who ascended and forgot about his humble beginnings...
Mikosister update:The estrogen that I have been taken has enlarged my ass but shrinked my cock, i think it's mikover
>>50033821I'm sorry I have early onset dementia...
>>50033856I wanna go back to 1998...
Carney "disappointed" as Trump
>>50033897Why do you keep posting this wtf does it even mean
>>50033905I only posted it last thread.........
>>500339053 days ago - Canadian Prime Minister Mark increased tariff on some exports to the unit trade war by boosting the tariff rate from 2
I'm also disappointed in you curry
>>50033928I thought that was her foot based on the thumbnail
I liked the "what the helly??" Poster he was my fav where did he go
>>50033939He got grabbed by Elly
>>50033945While watching some telly
...Worst 2hu race/species?
>>50034062Onis
>>50034062h*mans
Hello, Marisa, or should I call you Marisissy? I want to play a game.Up until now you've spent most of your life shitting - the game I want to play is similar.Attached to your baby-powdered ass is a diaper, think of it as an inflatable balloon. You are currently chained to your crib, and the 10 laxatives I gave you while you were asleep will start taking effect soon.The key to your diaper is not in this room. Beyond the door straight ahead of you is your mentor, Mima-dono. She's been neglecting you your whole life, and is currently having sex.You have 30 minutes to convince Mima to unlock your diaper before you shit yourself to death.Your life-long friend, Reimu, is watching you through the camera in the wall.Live or shit, make your choice.
>>50034080I hate that I read that in his stupid voice so perfectly...
wear it
>>50034117Are the dog ears, green wig and broom included?
>>50034117Go on then, since your ass wanna act a woo
digging through pixiv bookmarks and i discovered that tewimom deleted her pixiv
Fa-ri-du-la tzi-ma-netDo-ni-pua-na Vo-ri-netPi-na-sa-mi Ma-ni-cetDa-na-fon siu Lo-bon!
@wriggle i don't speak bug translate that pls
>>50034218wtf she actually did. I guess all the death nad rape threats Patchopedo sent her finally broke her.
>>50034117No
>>50031957>-Add anti-bot measuresYou can do 4chan captchas, I like solving the little puzzles before I post. Not the Captchas on other sites though, where it gives you an intrusive pop-up where you have to select all the squares with bikes or whatever and there's always a sliver that gets into another square which you aren't sure what to do with.There's also a bunch of silly ones you could try adding like 'please dodge the following spellcard' but that would greatly increase the scope of the project.
>>50033856That last one has nothing to do with 20.A commentary on AI usage has NOTHING to do with politics.
>>50034218NYOOOOO
>>50034218Now she can post here about cute and canon yuri full time!
>>50034237buggo's calling you a fat bitchzased
>>50034406fuck you bitch you're banned from the izakaya
TEWIMOM HAD IT COMING
>>50034406wriggle i saw what you posted about ran just a bit ago
Wriggle I need cock
>>50033401Eiki chad spook the truth and the /jp/sies rejected his message.Tragiac
my heroes
>>50034409bugs in your vagina
>>50033763>Satanic energy drink full of sugar and hydrogenated seed oilsKish would never drink something so impure. This image is slander.
bugs with vaginas!!!
>>50034474what
Reisen out of nowhere
>>50034484where
>>50034484>Reisen out of nowhereI'm fine with that outcome.
>>50034485the bad one not the good one
>>50034493why is there a centipede? there are no centipedes in this game
You are all unfunny faggots and I hope you all seriously kill yourselves
>>50034497Clickbait Momoyo fans
>>50034474Slander, Yuuka only allows shota's to live in her McSunflower fields. She's not some lesbian like the rest of the 2hue main cast.
>>50034505i want momoyon not the rabbit WHORE
>>50034218I got banned, trying to reverse it but not having much luck...
>>50034548Who drew this
>>50034565how do you even get banned from pixiv i see weird shit every day fly by or people throwing the 2hu tag for no reason
>>50033401Whatever you say normalfag
>>50034484He said bugs with vaginas.Not vaginas with bugs.
>>50034590this is not the right image for this filename
>Draw a man>Call it a woman
>>50033532She is extremely funny
Remember Merryberries
>>50034582I talked about it some in the last OC thread, but basically I had a catbox link in the description of a new drawing and they banned me for posting that link. They told me if I remove the link then they'll reinstate my account, but when I did that they told me I still can't have it back. They said there's more violations in my gallery but won't tell me what submissions are the problem. I think they're being catty with me because they specially said they won't tell me what I'm doing wrong, but I have to fix whatever it is otherwise I don't get my account back.
>>50034623oh you were THAT anon? i'm sorry to hear that and i'm also just as confused as that other anon because I've attacthed catbox links to my own works and nothing has ever happened
>>50034631Not her but I've known of the situation for a while and it really just seems like they're being obstinate and exclusionary with her out of mostly bias, especially since it's still fucking going on.
>>50034623Sounds like they're retardedMaybe if it was a litterbox but even then catbox's big enough to not entertain anyone who'd use it to post Clown Piece.
Going on a midnight Walmart run, you want anything?
>>50034678can you get me some pear flavored ice cream please
>>50034694I'm not sure they'll have any. Do you want me to buy some pears and cream and make it myself instead?
>>50034702yeah sure that works
>>50034678Crystal Pepsi if they have any
>>50034678leaves pls
>>50033222He wasn't wrong.
*pokes you to be annoying 'cause I'm bored*
>>50034815why are you like this
>>50034464i wish i could have a vagina and have bugs in it...
>>50034850why can't anon find a game for two players is it really that hard? i think tenshi's in the right here.
>>50034862You just KNOW she's gonna be an absolute bitch regardless of the game you pick up.Tenshi's losing? Oh well she's gonna start bumping you in the shoulder, throw off or unplug your controller, or whatever sorts of trickery she can come up with.Tenshi won? Enjoy being called a loser, being told to suck it, and at every chance she gets, she'll remind you of that one time she beat your ass.Tenshi lost? Have fun trying to comfort her while she throws a tantrum & calls you a cheater. That character you used? Cheap, no skill, you just spam projectiles, you're screen looking, you got lucky, her nose was itchy, her controller sucks.Do you really wanna deal with that?
>>50034888Tenshi wouldn't do any of that I'm kind and calm and beautiful and attractive and you're a huge jerk who hates her because you're jealous of everything she has. Go jump off a bridge.
>>50034897Fuck off to your only friendA fucking hobo
>>50034932I hope a big rock falls on your house and kills you
>>50034643>her
>>50034623can you upload all your pixiv works to MEGA or some other file hosting site please?
>>50035000Marisissy, is that you? Can you please post about diapers again?
>>50033401Okay, I'll put the memes aside and give an actual serious answer after the meme one I did. At least when it comes to my end, I might be not the only one that thinks like this anyway.>they're not realI'm aware they're not real and isn't the point at all. The point always was to make others see more of one of my favorites, beyond the shipping, references and origins. It's pretty sad knowing your favorite is subjugated to only as shipping fodder and was overshadowed all the time over everything else about them, it's like saying Youmu is a doormat for Yuyuko over focusing on a single part of their interaction and consuming only fanart where she acts like such. >they're public use and get drawn by a lot of artistsThat's part where the "not real" magic happens, isn't it? Some waifufags take it too seriously, I'm just happy she gets art and is reminded about at all, doesn't matter if it's made in ill-faith or not, like the quad amputee or a Suzumi banging her. I'll still save and keep it with me, you can even ask and I'll look up whatever arts it is that was done here before and I'll repost it. But anyway, it isn't my first rodeo of seeing people get upset over waifufags and do so much mental gymnastics to try to scare them away or hoping shitposting will do the trick and it isn't isolated to only /v/hu, there's always another place having that kind of stuff going on around, at one point the complaining always overshadows the waifufag(s) and ir just becomes an excuse to shitpost.>tons of people fap to themI'm glad they also have good taste. But also refer to that one Miku picture explaining waifufagging.>you fap to tons of other people and characterI'll make sure to account for her fictional feelings. Meira isn't my only favorite, I love Yuuka, Keine and so many other 2hus anyway, it isn't JUST Meira.>she'd never love youWho knows for certain, but it is a good motivator to strive my best on being a perfect pair for her. It's what motivated so many waifufags back then in /ksg/ to try their best.
>>50033493You should draw more modest chests like this one.
What would you do if a drawfag commit suicide?
>>50035140Didn't we go thru this question already?
>>50035135You'll get a 100th picture of alice with oversized tits and you'll like it
>>50035140Celebrate
Does anyone have that Emergence mspaintanon pic with a cute Yuuka that becomes a massive blob of tits and hips
>>50034598Rika from Pokemon did it better in every way.
The "from Pokemon" is there for a reason, anon.
bwooooo...
>>50034936incriminating...
>>50035144please don't post such things.
>>50035144please do post such things sexy wriggle makes my cock go boing boing
Rika from Touhou
>>50035329do NOT
Nameless Fairy
>>50034117Post the vid, you know the one
>>50034117HELL YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY DRESS UP LIKE A LITTLE GIRL! THIS FVARRKING RULES!
>>50035318wriggle can you put bugs in my vagina
>>50035410Sumireko...
wily bussy and weakest sissy
wily koisneed and weirdest kanmari creature
Sanae out of nowhere DISCUSS NOW
Zoomipreggo is Sanae 2.0Why doesn't she get big tits and a shota fetish?
>>50035491sorry i don't discuss shit charactersdiscuss AYA
>>50035491I wish I could be Sanae and be a beautiful shrine maiden sweeping in my little shrine in the mountain.
>>50035504>discuss [TENGU ALICE]Nope Hatate mogs hard. Even Meg is better
>>50035504Boy
why do people call me and aya boys anyway
>>50035516The boys where you live must look pretty weird anon
>>50033401Some people see women as an independent being to which pour affections into, not merely object to prostitute/profit/bait goys with racial baiting. This assumes that the other entity has a soul and that you care for them, which means you wouldn't sacrifice them for Cuckhveh or AI genning them eating a man's ass. I know, the concept is crazy, but goys are able to love stuff other than money, and value beings outside of their tribe
cute goy
>>50035510Holy shit Lotois, they like Meg now??
>>50032031here's your banner
>>50035563Meg is short for Megumu
>>50035510Hatate looks cool but she's a schizo magnet and her schizos back their shit up
Counter Strike Source server.....?
>>50035180this one?
No thanks, I'd rather have a GTA San Andreas server since there's 2hu skins
>>50035620Yeah, even better
>>50035620Draw futa
If Eiki judged you, what would be the most positive aspect she'd bring up?
>>50035714I might be an ultra degenerate but at least I have never stole anything in my life. I'm the kind of sissy that if I found a briefcase containing a million dollars, I'd take it to the Police station.
>>50035728You pirated video games
>>50035714I'm direct.
>>50035714I have too much empathy, even empathy for Anonymous imageboard users.
>>50035714That I am kind and have many friends
Your friends are keeping you for sex.
>>50036172I wish...
>>50036177I wish Meira was real
>>50036181I wish Meira was real and kept me for sex...
Thoughts on being a shota in Gensokyo Merth?
>>50036257I'm already short but now I get the added benefit of having tons of sex and repopulating
>>50036268Ehhh? You're a manlet?
>Merth was the one who wanted to be a shota for Sanae this whole timeB-based?
>>50036277That's why he likes short girls. They're same size.
Shotas win again
>>50035714My humongous penis.Also thoughts on mugen Eiki?
>>50036279I'm Kris height
>>50036392>humongous>14 cm
>>50036395>4ft 3 inchesMERTH IS A MANLET HAHAHAHAHAMERTHLET
>>50036412Draw high level illustrations intuitively!
>>50036412Perfectly pursued usability!
>>50036412Those sprites aren't even from the game
>>50036408Of course a MOON SLUT would think that's too small.But not Eiki-sama, she's not prude.
>>50036441I'll never understand why millions of people obsess over this ugly furfag shit
Speaking of Eiki, should i post my Eiki folder? I'm bored
>>50036459A thread personality is obsessed with the game
>>50036460EIKI-SAMA WOULD NEVER DO THAT
Don't disrespect mspaintanon...!
>>50035105Just wanted to tell you that quad amputee Meira wasn't done in malice at all, I like Meira and I think your dedication to her is cute. I'm very aware that amputeeism is an awful fetish to have and even moreso when I can't stand gore, or images involving pain at all, so I never have a chance to look at amputee works myself because people are mean and always draw amputees being hurt. I hope the drawing didn't make you feel bad, more just an alternate universe kind of deal where she gets to live the good pampered life of a disabled girl that gets taken care of and doesn't have to lift a finger (because she doesn't have any).
What do you call a star that doesn't shine?
>>50036563Famous Youtuber
Movie Star
>>50036499>I can't stand gore, or images involving pain at all,Yatsubrapper, you literally drew giantess Raiko sitting on my heckin comfort characterino and making her inchling organs and blood splat all over the place.
>>50036563Patrick
>>50036575You're getting your drawfriends mixed up New Guy
>>50036567I've never seen anyone refer to youtubers as "stars".>>50036569They could easily shine with the right outfit.>>50036576Getting warm.
>>50035714i gave my sister 10k to help her pay for a new car and i told her not to pay me back
>>50036563a black hole? don't some stars become black holes?
>>50036586A sea star
>>50036563An iron star.
>>50036563>>50036586A butthole!
>>50036597If it became a black hole, it's no longer a star.>>50036609Correct! It's more common to call them starfish but, either way, there's no way for them to shine at the bottom of the sea.>>50036619They don't even exist yet, at least according to wikipedia
Sex with egyptians.>>50036586I bet its pretty warm inside her
>>50036575That's Tewimommy
>>50036499>"I think your dedication to meira is cute">but apparently takanetoddler's dedication wasn't cuteMeirautist sucking off tewifat finally paid offKEKYLOLY
>>50036663um but she only drew a what if alternative universe of takane if she was cheating and satisfying herself with animal cock instead of her boyfriend's (because he's a cuck hehe) no malice here :-)
>>50036459metafaggotry and muh lore baitgameplay is boring and the story is babbies first attempt at subversion
We were having fun with riddles until you fags started namefagging again...
>>50036663Meira autist doesn't make artists draw Meira having sex with a brown man
>>50036673Want another riddle?
>>50036674You're married to a brown man, humble yourself
>>50035245Pokemon sucks
HEY TEWIMOMWhat do you think of deltarune? Are the furries too humanlike for you?
>>50036678No, I think we've had enough of your riddles.
>>50036680Irrelevant to the discussion
>>50036678Yes.
>>50036685See>>50036459
TewiLARD based out of nowhere
>>50036702Ok! Try to guess the Touhou game:From a dream to another dream, it's time to wake up...
>>50036455Isn't Eiki the literal embodiment of prudeness?
>>50036723Sumireko's game!
>>50036723Uhhhhh LLS?Maybe all of them if you stretch it?
>>50036723VD. I'm tired of riddles, let me fuck your ass already.
>>50036725>Isn't Eiki [HEADCANON]
Photographs?
Marisissy. I'm tired of your sharting, let me coom in your diaper already
>>5003672315.5?
>>50036735>>50036737Dang, i had no idea Violet Detector also fits that description.>>50036736This is the one i had in mind. The game right before it has "Dream" in its title and you go to the dream world in LLS, waking Yuuka up in the process.
newhus?
>>50036773I still prefer Ariya's feet.
>>50036773Yuiman>Nareko>Ariya>Nina>Ubame>ChimiBut even Chimi is nice.
>>50036801Do not reupload my generic chibi slop well TOO BAD BITCH
>>50036499You misunderstood something, I know the original intention of the requester was to scare me off, not that you did it for the sake of taking a jab at me.And not to worry, the post I did already explained, no harm done at all, just glad she got another piece done in the end.Even if it meant she was missing 4 pieces in the end...
...*snort*
I think you shouldn't be allowed to post 2hus cuter than you.
>>50036871XXXDDDDD WAT DA FAK UR SO FANNI DOOD LITERALLY FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR LAUGHING SHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAOOOO DEH ONE PIECE IS REEEEAAALLLL XDD
>favorite 2hu>favorite one piece character MeiraYamato
>>50036927EikiUsopp but, if we're talking girls, i really like Marguerite
>one piss
>>50036968What anime do YOU enjoy?
>>50036973Boku no Pico
>>50036981It's pretty mid for hentai standards
>>50036927MeiraYamatoIf we're going for male then Buggy.
who
>>50036984is that so
>>50037002yeah
>>50037002nah
>>50037002eh
>>50037007so true
>>50037014so false
>>50037025unsure
LYRICA YOU FUCKED IT UP
You get the power to turn Merth into any Touhou if your choice. What Touhou do you pick?
>>50037137Why does it have to be Merth
>>50037137My favorite 2hu, tsundereanon!
>>50036801>no AI trianingWhy would I want to poison my carefully trained AI model with the crap by someone who can't draw hands or ears?
>>50037137Meira
>>50037139That's just how the magic works, you can only change Merth and no one else>>50037144The spell backfires because of your arrogance and now Merth can turn you into any Touhou he wants, good job dumbass
>>50037153I want Merth to turn me into a 2hu too
*turns you into a slut*
which slut THOUGH
>>50037171Shinki
>>50037175Sure, why not.
HEY MERTHWould Shinki be taller than you?
I miss /v/
Describe Sanny with 1 word from a foreign language
>>50037210puta
>>50037210KURWA
>>50036927Tsukasa Zoro>>50037210Niedlich
>>50037210Shotacon
>>50037189Mods just approved a new AI general about generated vidya figurines
>>50037234please be a lie.
What did I tell you about posting 2hus cuter than you?
>>50037247Many sources have told me I'm cute so I'll take their word for it.
>>50037254Source??
>>50037255Mom, dad, brother, sister, grandma, uncle, school friend, uni friend, at least 4 uni classmates, at least 5 online friends, a bunch of anons and other people online. They haven't called me cute but i also attract a lot of hags for some reason, got my shoulder rubbed by 2 teachers for example.
>>50037271wtf, become my cute /jp/hu bf NOW
>>50037144I'm turning you into Wriggle>>50037161You will be turned into Orange>>50037188Yeah but most women of above average height would be taller
>>50037238>>>/v/721166378
>>50037344
>>50037325>Yeah but most women of above average height would be tallerYou really are small huh... Fairy-sized Merth.
I think I understand now why his female friend wanted to impregnate Merth
>>50037350I'm not fairy sized
Merth, how do you feel about the continuous gay advances anons make on you?
I don't know how to feel about it or what that says about me because this isn't the first time it's happened. I think its because I'm nice and amicable but I'm not sure
Fusu status? Who's next?
STOP SEXUALIZING MY COMFORT DRAWFAG
Kagerou because I feel like it please stop asking
>>50037344/v/ is so fucked
Hey please redirect the continuous gay advances to me
I can't tell what this pic is, let's find out.
>>50037411She'll be hairy right? Please say she'll be hairy...
>>50037439Only has hair on her head
there will be riots on the streets if Kagerou's coochie has no pubes in sight
>>50037452I-I don't know you anymoreMerth, you're breaking my heart. You're going down a path I cannot follow.
>>50037452The Alice fusu made you drunk with the power to cause chaos huh
You really like talking about yourself don't you?
>>50037452>Only has hair on her head
>>50037474Wanna talk about Wriggle?
>Head hairkaguyaexplode.gif
As long as I live I will never forgive E*ropeans for keeping us from hairy KagerouFuck Europeans
>>50037466I like Star Wars
>>50037452>>50037439 #>Only has hair on her head
Yuuka was built for BBCBigBugCock
>>50037487Who is more evil?The European?Or Merth for doing what the European says even when knowing it's evil?
Bugs
What's up doc?
>>50037452Why did you become evil Merth
>>50037552I'm not Merth I made it up
I'm a drawfag, how do I become a drawgod
>>50037577Take requests
>>50037577We recognize you as a drawfag but we do not grant you the rank of a drawgod.
>>50037577draw meira
>>50037452AMEN.THE WAY GOD INTENDED. WOMEN ARE MEANT TO BE SOFT AND SMOOTH!
>>50037452why do you pretend to be me
STOP STOP IT STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME IT'S NOT FUNNY STOP
>>50037577To become a drawgod you must do this>mspaintanon styleDraw a lot, draw every request, and make the 2hus look sexy>merth styleKeep us entertainedBecome an interesting personTalk to others about their problemsTell us what has been going in your lifeBe kind
I never said it wasn't funny
>>50037577Give me your credit card number
I'm a thingfag, how do I become a thinggod?
>>50037603This always gets a laugh out of me, posts like this are why I still come here
>>50037718Neither of those is a drawgod
>>50037603what?how can you do this? this is outrageous, this is unfair how can you be on vhu and not be a drawgod?
Your prayers to the drawGODs have been heard. I'll take on the burden of making a fat hairy Kagerou fusu if it so pleases you...
Favorite Star Wars character?
>>50037985Gold Leader Dutch Vander
>>50037534I like the fat one
jphu is reclining
Never in my 70+ 1CCs worth of 2hu experience have i experienced a glitch where the game refuses to transition to the next stage while Marisa can do nothing but helplessly move around while no music plays. Made my pc super slow for a while too.
>>50037842Which one is a drawgod then, your highness?Hard mode: no PotemKINO
>>50038449Does Starraisins count?
>>50038055SquidGamer...https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/Vsv4DvpUCY
>>50031674It's been over 5 years anon, let it go.
>>50038458Star "same body, same faces" Raisins is not even a /jp/hutard so no.
>>50034548A pale imitation of the original.
>>50038535Me on the left...?
>>50038552Your image is permanently banned on /v/?
>>50038552You don't even know how to move your hips.
>>50038748Do you?
