The moon is round. Boobs are round.Having shapely breasts is therefore a product of moonie superiority.Moobs (Moon boobs) are also much better for feeding your children than earthling breasts, because moobies are not full of impurities like they are.Think of your kids, and take a moon wife today!
>>50032429Warning: Moon boobs were developed in low gravity. Taking your moon wife off the moon will result in serious sagging as her moon tits adjust to real gravity in addition to rapid aging from impurity exposure.
>>50032454Lunarian technology has advanced to the point where gravometric bras are in widespread use, so even the largest of Moon Boobs will be perfectly perky and well supported, no matter the planetary body.Nothing to be done about the aging however, you will simply have to come to the moon with your new wife if you want to be a good husband.
>>50032454My moon wife is perfectly flat! Just as the royal ancestor decreed!
They are implants made from the latest Lunarian technology btw
I prefer earth women.
>>50032429Moonies are superior to us and there's nothing we can do about it. We should just accept it. No matter what jpsies post on the jay, nothing changes the fact you're all NEETS and LOSERS and you can't compare yourself to the pure, intelligent, cultured and cute residents of the Moon. The lunar phases are just them mocking us.
>>50032980And when the bra is off?
>>50038798Boobs that have been well supported in their lifetime don't sag when it is taken away anon. It takes years of oppressive earth gravity to deform even puny earthling mammaries, so how do you think perfect and pure milkers will fare?
>>50035240Based
>>50035240A moonie says "Let me step on you", you don't ask questions. Just submit to her requests and get excited for the next request.
>>50035240>The lunar phases are just them mocking us.How?
>>50032429Rated N for Nephew fuckers.
>>50044433Or what? You can't convince me to debase myself for some aliens.
>>50045621F-U, nephew.
I headcanon that Lunarians all have otherworldly beauty to earthlings. Like, if you replaced Kaguya with Yorihime or Sagume, the story would have remained exactly the same. Lunarian women make earthling men go crazy; same for Lunarian men and earthling women.
