The great debate. Cast your votes now.
I think this thread will have a great start
>>50053981Looks Mexican
>>50053959SHE'S HAIRY UNDERNEATH HER CLOTHES
>>50053959Hairy obviously
>>50053959Canonically hairy.
>>50053989be nice to sicilians
...Where is everyone?
>>50054130I killed all the people who would try to argue Kagerou has no body hair
No more half measures jphu
yawn is it safe to go back already?/diap/perhu is no fun
>>50054159you will be crushed by the weight of your own sins
>>50054165you will be crushed by the weight of your own shit
>>50053959CANONICALLY SMOOTH, SOFT, GIRLY AND INCREDIBLY SEXY
https://files.catbox.moe/ya97a2.PNGhttps://litter.catbox.moe/iiwqsz.PNG
>>50054196MY HERO DREW THE RIGHT ONE And hairless Kagerou
>>50054196Finally, a fusu for the PEOPLE and not just the person...Cute boob squish too!
>no hairy pussy in sightTHEN WHAT'S THE POINT OF MAKING HER HAIRY, HUH? HUH?!
>>50054159>>50054179What kind of man posts maridiapeyNo man, no man at allA helpless little sissyIs that how you want to be remembered?
>>50054193>canonicallyonly in your dreams (and hers)she has arm hair in heir portrait
>>50054209It's there you just have to look a little closer
Our little attention slut is here!
Way to announce yourself I'm not giving you a (You)
MY FAVORITE TINY LITTLE TEENSY WEENSY CUTE LIL BABY ATTENTION WHORESLUTPROSTITUTE MERTHYPOO!!!
>>50054215That's just her hairy tummy and i was expecting a better view of her vagina's jungle. I appreciate the hairy pits at least.
>>50054223Original requester did not want hair on his Kagerou so there was no need for a hairy pussy shot. That's my final verdict
Final thoughts on 20?
>>50054225
>>50054227
>>50054226It has a little something for everyone 7/10
>>50054226Actually a lot of fun despite it all but holy shit do I get filtered hard by Ariya every time.
>>50054196Based based based thank you Merth for biblically accurate Kagerou
>>50054226Very fun and i enjoy everything about it except Tocchan which i still think is an odd inclusion but maybe I'll appreciate that choice with time.8/10
>>50054226Like everyone expected there was no reason for ZUN to use AI backgrounds, so it's just him being lazy again
>>50054196Is body hair fun to draw? I ask to Merth and any other drawfags on right now.
>>50054250I don't think much of it
>>50054226The game SUCKS why are we back to only two playable characters again??
>>50054253Do you think much of anything Merth?
It was kind of weird to see her without Yocchan since in 2hu sisters tend to come in pairs but her theme slaps and she has a pretty cool role in the game's story so she quickly grew on me.It's also retroactively hilarious considering ZUN's previous stance on the Watatsuki's being bosses in a mainline
>>50054262>since in 2hu sisters tend to come in pairsWhen have Flan and Remilia ever been together
>>50054258Sometimes but not recently
>>50054262forgot to reply >>50054240
Merth News is too boring, they have no opinion piecesChange it to TMN, TewiMom News
>>50054264Every night on the bed
Adults are their sworn enemy. Their mission: protecting every kid's childhood and not growing up.Which show am i talking about?
>>50054255Why is genji's cumdumb angry?
>>50054279Codename: Kids Next Door?
>>50054279Ben10
>>50054301Hating adults isn't a central theme of Ben's character.>>50054297Correct! Just wanted to check if any anon remembered that show. Here, have a numbuh 3 fanart.https://files.catbox.moe/rlqo30.jpg
>>50054226
>>50054196Me on the first picture.There is not second picture.
>>50054225As the original requester: Thank you.
>>50054310Link?
>>50054279>>50054297>>50054303That one was WAAAAAAAAAAAY too easy, come on now.
>>50054311It's futa, don't bother.
>>50054311
>>50054308You're Kagerou asking an Anon to help her because the Moon is full?
>>50054312Try THIS ONE for size:I know everyone has their way of expressing how they feel but this is taking it too far! Heaven has forsaken me...Which 2hu game am i?
>>50054196holy thigh hair based
>>50054310>The VILLAIN who tried to force Kagerou to be hairless likes futaGentlemen, we can officially say if you don't like body hair on women you're probably gay and European
>>50054319SWR?
>>50054321I never said I liked it
treacherous artist
>>50054322Correct again! Maybe adding the heaven bit made it too easy.Here's a funny Tenshi gif: https://files.catbox.moe/lfgng8.gif
What do women think about hairy girls?
>>5005431910.5?
>>50054326I'll never get over how cool her player sprite looked on SWR compared to her becoming a midget in the floatans
>>50054327Women don't think
>>50054332Neither does MerthOr are you saying Merth is a woman?
>random talk about women happening>anon brings up a namefag for no fucking reason whatsoever
drawbroken out of nowhere
>>50054337Namefagbroken
>>50054337You lost wheelanon
>>50054343Johnny Joestar
Chocolate Disco
One last riddle for the night:What can you not see even if it's right before you? There's an alternative answer for this one and I'll post a bonus reward if you say it.
>>50054349A traitor among friends
>>50054335All I'm sayin is that we got ZERO evidence Merth is a guy.....
>>50054226Best stage design in at least a decade. Varied, encourages proactive play, satisfying.Boss patterns are pretty alright with Tocchan being the highlight, Ariya's weak presentation at times holds her back.Don't know whether I liked the stones customization or not. On one hand its neat conceptually, on the other there are such clear winners & losers engaging with them is almost on the degree of Solo Alice/Sakuya, except there's even less emphasis to use the bad shots in FW since you can get the cheevos & clears by merely just dealing with, at worst, a bad hyper.Music is somewhat experimental with "scary" and melancholic pieces scattered around. I like the 1st ending theme (bad end technically, but you hear it in good endings as well).
>>50054353You can still see him, you just don't know he's a traitor yet.
>>50054356Is Salad real?
>>50054349Uhhhh air? Oxygen?
>>50054349air
>>50054365>>50054366You can see oxygen under certain circumstances, like when it's very cold
>>50054349Love
>>50054349My desire to impregnate egyptian women?
>>50054371Whether you can see concepts or not is debatable.. You're still bound to see a couple making out at one point in your life.>>50054376I can see that every time i post here, buddy.
>>50054349Ghosts? Booo
>>50054349The future? I feel like I've heard this one before...
>>50054392Ghosts aren't real.
>It's already October in a weekIt may be true when you're older
>>50054396Like I've said, whether you can see abstract concepts or not is debatable. Plus, predictions exist and some of them come true.
>>50054349My nose! Your brain intentionally hides it even though you are technically looking at it all the time!
>>50054407Close one eye and boom, you can see half of it. You can also see both halves of the lower part if you go crosseyed.
>>50054411Aw come no... that was a really good answer!
>>50054417It really was and i was inclined to give you the pass but decided against it.Want some clues?
>>50054349My forehead.
The answer is Toy Story 2
>>50054423PatrickGOD does it again
>>50054423Close but nope.>>50054427Maybe tomorrow.
>>50054433Uhhhh my own eyeballs I guess?
>>50054433How is Forehead not the right answer? Concede to Patrickautist
>>50054438Getting super warm!!!>>50054441it's not close enough.
>>50054443Oh my god, my EYELIDS? Really? I liked the nose answer better
>>50054443Eyelashes!
>>50054446>>50054447Correct, correct, correct!! Despite being literally right before you, there's no way for you to see your eyelids or eyelashes. Here's a picture of Koichi trying to see her eyelids.https://files.catbox.moe/b7vriy.jpgCongratulations! But i wonder if you can figure out the alternative answer i mentioned earlier...
>>50054454i meant Koishi, wrong Koi
Koichi Hirose
>>50054454You literally see your eyelids everytime you close your eyes though
>>50054469They're way too close for you to see them properly so it's the same as being in the dark. I will say eyelashes are probably the more acceptable answer.
I liked the nose answer better...
>>50054337Lotois loves namedropping people because of wanting to let this place be a second reddit, how have you not noticed yetI think it may be autism given how out of nowhere the namedropping is at times
mikosisters how are we feeling today?
HOLY CRAP LOTOIS!
How hard is Nina?
>>50054196She's not fat or hairy in the way we want... Of course you do this just out of pure spite.
>>50054497Stage is easyYuiman's a bit annoyingNina's nons get tough at some pointSpells are fairly average, Chocolate River is pretty tough but her last spell is kind of a joke.
>>50054553Not in the way (You) want.I'm all for this.
>>50054553She's hairy enough for me
I want my favorite drawfag to appeal to me and only me
guys, how do i draw?
Question to anyone that wants to answer.When you look at a Touhou fanart, what are the things you find "appealing"? What are the things you like? What are the things that make you stop for more than a second to appreciate what youre looking at?t. someone that wants to get better at drawing
>>50054660Idk I just pick up the pencil and draw shit and it works out somehow
>>50054660It's easy!I draw 2hu too!>>50054662I like vibrant colors, elaborate lighting & shading, and a shared sense of how the character "should look like" or what creative liberties may be taken with said character. Pretty backgrounds are a bonus.
I want to see their own soul put into that drawing. Their twist, what makes that art unique to them. The way they draw a face, nose, ears, eyes. It doesn't matter to me because all art comes from an individual. No matter what that individual may be like, you can see and feel a piece of them in that. I want you to put your heart into it
Sorry I only put my penis into my drawings
>>50054681that's an amazing rumia drawing anon
>>50054662something that reinforce the stereotype that is my headcanon
i'm hungry
>>50054810KEIKI MY FAT AND HAIRY BELOVED
Why is Lotois posting in the OC thread now
>>50054837Stop trying to force Lotois to be a thing it's never going to be a thing.
>>50054838Shut up Lotois
holy FUCK Lotois
anon unleashing his reddit knowledge was a mistake
Diapertois
I ate chicken
>>50054864Kutaka cursed you
ok Lotois
Hey /jp/hu guess how many burgers I ate tonight and I'll draw your favorite 2hu eating a burger. Hint: It's a whole number from 1 to 10.
>>500548879!
>>500548872
>>500548873
Cirno's closer, but not by much>>50054892>>50054889
>>50054898not correct. also add your favorite 2hu to your answer.
>>500548876?Mai
>>50054903Correct!
okay, but why is mystie so DUMB and FAT
>>50054903wip
>>50054927>>50054903done.
>>50054497( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>50054837Strange, he usually has his Seija avatar
How big are the cocks of the nuhus from 20?
Ariya has a clitty. Nina is average. Yuiman has a veiny, thick, long cock.
>>50054903>my hecking self inserterino out of NOWHERE
Ariya has the biggest and girthiest cock, with aggressive veins that throbs angrily, a meat pole to be precise and hefty, apple-sized balls that look extremely soft in comparision, it's still taut and full from lack of usage that is just awaiting to release a copious amount that could easily fill two bottles upon each release.
false, I agree with the other anon that Yuiman has a bigger cock as that could explain why Kanako was simping for her.
>b-but falseCope, she fits perfectly the stereotype of boyish female that packs a massive rod for a cock
nuh uh, Ariya looks like she has the futa stink. Yuiman keeps herself clean at all times.
stop being so gay
Hello everyone! I've been on vacation for a while. But I'm back now!I ended up having to remove the Patrick Fusu unfortunately... because we made a new album since there have been so many new Fan Fusus made! I debated on how to archive them all, so we've created a new album that'll keep them archived but separate from the main Merth fusus. If there end up being a large enough amount of, say, Tewimom fusus, we'll make a separate album. But that's a bridge we'll cross when we get there.Including both mainline and all characters, Merth has managed to make fusus for over 20% of Touhou's cast! It's incredible work!https://rentry.org/MerthFusuCollectionFor the record, since I might have missed some, what I archived was:Kagerou Fusu (+nsfw +alt)Cirno Fusu (+nsfw)Tsukasa Fusu (+nsfw)Tsundereanon's Nue Fusu (+nsfw)Tewimom's Keiki Fusu (+nsfw)Tewimom's Tsukasa Fusu (+nsfw)If I missed anything please let me know. Also, if you're one of the fan artists and don't want your Fusu archived, please let me know so I can remove it.
i dont carebring entire 103 art collection instead
Funny idea for Meirachan: It has the "Click if you're not a minor" thingy like 4chan and if you say you are one you get locked into Meirachan's kids' page with word searches and stuff.
>>50055181I'd rather have "capture spellcard" captchas and easy/normal/hard/lunatic boards with corresponding captchas.
>>50055080Will Miko have a girlcock or a neovagina when she gets a fusu?
>>50055181Based fat and hairy made it!
Mspaintanon Alice fusu when?
>>50055120>smartphoneSanae would NEVER
>>50055193what if she her pee was adjustable like those nozzles for garden hoses so she could twist her glans to select like misting mode, shower, soak, jet, etc.
Stop whatever the fuck you guys are doing and rate my Sims 4 family.
>>50055232Where is the green man?
>>50055232Uncanny valley.
>>50055235It doesn't fit the kind of vibes I'm going for here
>>50055255I hope you can enjoy the game because the UI kinda filters me
>>50055232All those white women
>>50055264It takes some getting used to, but if 20 something old women can navigate it you definitely could as well
>>50055284I can't navigate this precisely because zoomer women can, this is illogical
Why is Meiravirgy obsessed about a redditor?
>>50055181This word search is too easy submit more words for a harder one
OMG REMITRANNY HI!!!!!!
Would Tsundereanon beat you at sims 4?
>>50055326Yes.i don't even know how you can beat one at sims but yes.
>>50055326Maybe. But she can't beat me at Transport Tycoon.
Why are you obsessed about Meirautist, Lotois?
>>50055235shut up shut the fuck up stop forcing your self insert garbageTouhou is not a self insert harem slop touhou will never be a self insert harem slop, go play gacha if you're that obsessed with (you) slop
Uh oh. Double melty?
If you're on 4chan you're obsessed with (You) slop
>>50055232If you made alice marry patchouli instead of marisa I'll do something unforgivable to you
Otter won btw
>>50055398Yippie!
wowie zowie
>
Healthy [P]s don't bend downwards before they've been in use.
>>50053959I vote for Miji
>>50055422Why does he have wide hips
NO NO SHUT UP THAT'S NOT MARISA HER BOW IS TILTED SLIGHTLY TO THE LEFT THAT'S BINGODINGO FROM THE AUDIO DRAMA "The Teletubbies visit gensokyo"
>>50055493actually its just an outfit from Forbidden Scrollery
What about the Jonkler
cookie trvly lost
...
>>50055509Uh... Why is she doing that?
>>50055526She's trying to whistle
I can see her balls
Sagume moment
>>50055524SHUT THE FUCK UP I HATE YOU COOKIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
I want to eat cookies
>>50055555those are some based numbers
To cchannel.
>>50055181
>>50055602Is this loss?you really missed an opportunity there, meirachananon
yatsuhero yatsuvillain uuuuugghhh wriggle nightbug
>>50054918you're dumb & fat kys
Did someone call me?
>>50055718Why did she get so fat?
>>50055742not as fat as this fat fuck
Which 2hu will confuse methanol for ethanol and die when she drinks it?
Stop calling 2hus fat they won't like it
>>50055755Alice!
https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/XrIphCr8Wqhehe xd
Chuckari lost
https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/gB51i9yi5yseishart KEK
Shut up Lotois
https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/f4kdQQQWiWChris Chen LMAOOThey're too funny!
Lotois is having namefag withdrawal
Uh oh... someone has another melty
https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/GujJavkeXXSneak-aguya!
A few threads ago we talked about Chimata's theme among other recent final bosses and while I maintain my opinion that Chimata's theme isn't my favorite thing, Lunar Rainbow (Stage 6) on the other hand is really great. It's intense, a perfect build up to the finale, and the frantic piano really sells it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf1EET0a0fY
Holy crap lotois
Stop fucking forcing that meme, Lotois is not even french
Lotois won't fuck you
Haha lotois you're banging anonymous
sound of 2hus clapping their cheeks
Which 2hu?
https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/comments/1ieku5l/frangine_voulait_juste_profiter_de_ses_cong%C3%A9s/Lotois is French though
A frenchie still won't fuck you
Thank God, I like not having AIDS
Is that why you crave his dick
>>50055883alice getting backshots but marisa is a quick shot
Why is Lotois so desperate for anons to fuck him again?
Meiravirgy got buttblasted that he's resorting to no u arguments now lol
You saved me before, it's time for me to save you. I know you want to be immortalized but what's the point if you're not loved by someone?Guess the movie.
day of the rope is coming remitranny
>>50055920Lotois, I'm not even him... You need to stop with your obsession
shooting ropes of cum on alice's fat ass rn
HOLY CRAP LOTOIS
Looks like virgy doesn't know what irony is
You guys are just doing no u back and forthAre you two done yet
>>50055925this is /jp/ people don't even play videgames here and you want them to watch movies?
>>50055956They guessed A Bug's Life before and mentioned many other movies so yeah, i trust them.
>>50055925Interstellar Also why were Tennas riddles trivia about Touhou while Michigan's riddles are movie questions?
Who the fuck is Tenma? Who the fuck is Michigan? Aren't both the same person?
dr Tenma
>>50055961Ok fine but don't you think a riddle should test your intelligence rather than your knowledge?The good thing about riddles is that the answer is usually some everyday object and doesn't require knowledge in some specific field so everybody smart enough can guess it.I'll excuse touhou riddles because this is /jp/ so makes sense but movies? I think that's a bit too much.
>>50055962Not Interstellar. Also i try to mix it up with my riddle's themes, i do 2hu riddles too.
Spamton won
>>50055976Hmm, i guess that's true. I wanted to shift away from movie/tv show questions but i do know for a fact anons can solve today's movie ridddle.
>>50055987Shift to fucking SEX already.Also the riddle is: Tarzan.
posted it again award
>>50055997It's not Tarzan. Here's a keyword: Collector
I HATE riddles! I want a new avatarfag with a new gimmick
>>50056010Pokemon!
>>50056022It's not Pokemon and there's way too many movies. My movie is very well known and the answer maaaay be somewhere in this very thread.
Lotois, the reward can't be sex since the joke isn't even sex
>>50056020this is me slurping cum
I'm racist
>>50056087I'm not sure if I trust someone who hasn't had sex yet
Toot Toot Sonic Warrior deep in space and timeToot Toot Sonic Warrior forever in your mindNothing can survive the will to stay alive'Cause if you try, you can do anything!
Lotois still having a melty?
>>50056020What gimmick do you want?
>>50056006what an ugly fat hobo
What was the last thing you touched yourself to?
>>50055925>>50056010The Spongebob movie? Plankton collects slaves. Spongebob saves Mr. Krabs.
>>50056141unzan covered in cum
>>50056149Mr. Krabs has never saved Spongebob's life and being immortalized or loved by someone have nothing to do with that movie.>b-but a Plankton statue is built and Mindy-They're not central themes.
>>50055925HERCULES HERCULES ITS HERCULES
>>50056187>Mr. Krabs has never saved Spongebob'sHookyArguably just by giving him a job since where else could SpongeBob thrive?>and being immortalized or loved by someone have nothing to do with that movieImmortality is actually a concept covered a lot in SpongeBob. Squidward wants to be immortal through his art. SpongeBob rejects immortality when he learns it will separate him from his friends. Plankton has spent his whole life being at the bottom and wants to reach the top as revenge, and does seek immortality in a roundabout sense.And SpongeBob is a character defined by his love.
>>50056387It is not Hercules but solid guess. There's a difference between being immortal and being immortalized. In the movie I'm talking about, being immortalized or being loved by someone is a choice the protagonist must make.>>50056396Don't forget we're talking about a movie here, not an entire franchise.The 2nd keyword is: airport
>>50056422The greatest showman?
>>50056449Seems like a good guess (based on the wikipedia plot summary) but it's not the movie i had in mind. Don't forget there's "saving someone who saved you before", a collector and an airport involved.Here are the last 2 keywords: garage sale, museum
Notice that Lotois does respond to his own name when called out
These riddles suckHere's a /jp/hucore riddle for you instead:What is Merth's favorite video game?
>>50056636Super Meira Balls
>>50056636Mario
>>50056636Super Meiratroid
>>50056466Pokemon 2000
the poster above secretly loves mikosisters
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
when will the Americans wake up already
>>50056791Why do you crave americans?
>>50056727cute post and even cuter image
>>50056791I'm going to sleepbut i'm not american sorry
I think i won't be able to beat Nina, @everyone
>>50056869What's your stone setupIf you're not running Y2 main you're doing it wrong
>>50056873Y2 main, G1 focused, Y1 unfocused, R1 support
>>50056886Yeah it's not the build's fault then
>>50056824You're going straight into MY bed.
>that new world order spell cardThat's it, I'm playing F-Zero
>>50057047Okay but you have to play as Big Fang then>Can it be a custom machineNo!>He's not in the game i'm playing!Wild Goose then.
>>50057065Lemmie unlock him first.
>>50057080 (me)Nevermind, Wild Goose is there from the start.
shakuya shakuya!!
>>50057080>Completely rotten by fanon
Which 2hu would eat pizza with their feet
>>50057136You say that because she has Koishi's gimmick but is actually funny by comparison
why is it so dead today
>>50057186Not shitskinned enough
KEKYPOOPY
>>50057186i hate that it kinda looks like me
>>50057220Merth...
>>50057186Where is the buff green man that NTRs him
*breaks you*
>>50057186MYFUCKINGHERO!!!
Munch
B^0
=) :^O
>>50057186pathetic as fuck
>>50057252What the fuck is even Chen's hand Jesus Christ
>:^J
>>50057275mindbrokenmindWARPED even
>>50057223Can't believe he was his doppelganger the whole time
>>50057275Is that not how you hold your corn dog? Clipping through your fingers?
TôT
>>50057252This looks like shit>>50057301He's right
>>50057306The clone wars...
Revenge of the Sith
No one hates me, no one loves me.No one laughs at me, no one laughs with me.No one stalks me, no one protects me.Who am i?
A New Hope
SAY
HOLY CRAP
>>50057346Ga
Sega
Kek they're posting just the names of star wars movies this is so heckin random and hilarious lois
Lotois *
My thoughts on 2hus associated to namefags (I'm fuarking bored):Reimu: She may be a vanilla choice within 2hu but she still stands out from other videogame protagonists, both before and after EoSD.Marisa: You can never go wrong with blondes, especially ones with an attitude like hers.Meira: Her interaction with Reimu is one of the funniest pieces of 2hu dialogue and it's rare to see a grown-up looking girl like her in the series.Meiling: She's uhh chinese and looks neat. Her story in Soku is funny.Remilia: She's an iconic loli vampire for a reason. She looks smart and regal but she's just a big softy.Mystia: The concept of a character who can't sing is always funny and her food stand is cute.Aya: ZUN may shill her a lot but you can't deny she's memorable and bullying journalists is always funny.Tewi: An amazing character if you love mesugakis and bunnies. She screams sex in all fronts.Reisen: One of the weaker lunarians in the series but she's still solid.Eiki: She's a really good wife to have if you want someone who praises your advantages and makes you aware of your flaws.Yatsuhashi: Eh.Benben: Both her dress and hair are pretty.Seija: She looks edgy in a fun way which is a rare sight in 2hu. Her personality is ideal for the sort of anons that hate themselves/love crazy women.Okina: Making fun of her never gets old. As a character herself, it's true she comes out of nowhere and may look boring but you can appreciate her at points.Takane:......
>>50057433KEEEK Meirautist lost
Chimatabros....
>>50057447She's one of the best designs in the history of 2hu and her whole gimmick with cards and the market is amusing. People wouldn't remember UM if it weren't for her and the sex fox.
>>50057456Meira!!!!
MEIRA!?!??!!!!?!???!??!!! WOOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF AWOOOOOGA
Remitranny calm down...
>woof woof woof What is tewimom's husband doing here
>>50057482
OMG MIERDABOT HI!!!
If you were forced to write a /jp/hu fanfic, what would you make it about?
Ayo the pizza is here
>>50057521It would be a tale of struggle and hardships of poor misunderstood /v/hus facing prosecution from evil /v/ jannies, having to endure /jp/ xenophobia, about lives lost in the trenches of 8 and eventually how with great sacrifice they were able to find a place they can call their own
>>50057534I went to Italy and got told the og italian pizza was significantly better than all the others but i still prefer the way they're cooked where i live.Favorite flavor? Mine's chicken.
>>50057456>fingerless glovesedgekino
>>50057521Tsundereanon's titties grow really big and then she cosplays as alice to please the green man
>>50057534You fucker. I'm jealous. Post a picture of it so I get more jealous.
>>50057521I'd write a self insert reader x Tsunanon fanfic. Tsundereanon, being a writer herself, would be very flattered.
>>50057521Merth's harem
>>50057521I'd write a self insert reader x Marisissy fanfic. Marisissy, being a diaper himself, would be very frustrated.
Wait you... You can't post pizza or any other food together with a 2hu without actually buying said food irl. Did that poster break the /v/hulaw?
I'm starting to get tired of the maridiaper shitposter
He's inoffensive
But he's throwing shit at the walls!
It's ok, we can ask Waggy to clean it.
What topping(s) does Tsunanon like on her pizza?
I am tired of all of you, back to /v/ you must go.
What walls? We aren’t actually in /jp/ apartments, we’re on a plantation nearby.
this place is so dead without the meiracord regulars
but /v/ is horrible these days and trapped and betrayed us
>>50057275What, you don't enjoy looking at deformed mitts for hands? How dare you question our drawGOD? Arrest this man! Off with his head!
>>our drawGODno one likes 103 here
>>50057767I wouldn't call him GOD and he's kinda weird but his art is alright. I've heard he's not even black.
>>50057774Why does he act like a black man then
>>50057795Ever heard of wiggers?
chickenscratch shitscribbler
>>50057757>handsBut enough about shotacvck...
>>50057805Every single drawfag...
Wigger Wednesday
Waluigi you can't say that
>>50057774>his art is alrightHe's terrible, even our local drawfags mog him way to hardOn top of being an unfunny terrible person and having shit fetishes, he's also a bitch for running away
>>50057802My friends are wiggerpilling me. I think I'm starting to see the appeal.
ever heard of wriggle
Oh it IS wednesday.thoughts on KFC?favorite rapper?last time you played basketball?last situation where you said the n word?
I don't understand why you retards are flipping out over a drawing 103anon did months ago, as if it were completely new.
I don't like using the hard r, not because it's a slur, but because it doesn't feel good to say physically. The combination of nig and urr just isn't as satisfying to say and falls flat because of the urr sound at the end. Nigga is fine and more fun to say because the a at the end feels a lot more free. The word Panties also has a similar effect, I'd rather say underwear. Now which anon am I?
nigga nigga nigga niggaI'm 103% nigga
>>50057884black
>>50057867Multiple layers of shitposting
>local pedophile defends a nigger
Marisa owns an ICBM
>>50057923Can you post that pic? I want to make some edits of it and propose better variants
Reimu owns an atomically-powered robotMarisa owns an ICBMMima moved the moon out of orbitKana haunts the Hakurei shrineKotohime imprisons people for funThere are two Yumemis and two Chiyuris in existence
>>50057884Sounds like you need to rotate your racial slurs, anon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzR3YofBOPI
ok?
>>50057940That's right
>>50057940You forgot about the part where Yumemi goes back to her world and gets kicked out of the academy again, seeking refuge in Reimu's shrine in the only post credits scene in 2hu history.Can't remember what Rikako's and Ellen's endings were.
>>50057960Why is there no porn of this where the red Chiyuri is a boy and they have clone sex?
>>50057951Meirin it's rude to stick your tongue out like that at people
bleeeeh
>>50057940>There are two Yumemis and two Chiyuris in existenceAnd yet none of them made it to the modern games...
Need a comic where Meiling swaps brains with a dog and the SDM cast has to deal with the situation as funny shenanigans ensue and the dog in Meiling's body manages to get a boyfriend.
what the fuck are you talking about
>>50057993Canon >>50057960
>>50057993It came to mind after reading these posts >>50057975 >>50057982Happens in cartoons a lot
Anus
>>50057987It was pretty decent until the boyfriend part
>>50057987This is a fetish thing right?
>>50058017How about we replace that with dryhumping Sakuya's leg or peeing on the carpet?
>>50058024SHUT UP STOP POSTING
>>50058022Depends if there's more focus on the comedy or the pet play aspect of it.
>>50057944It really does roll off the tongue more
>>50058032And then she can eat her own poo like dogs do
>>50058089That's the face Sakuya makes at the end of the comic after realizing the brain swap never actually happened.
>>50057968Universe will break
>>50058089>mfw Meiling pulls out the fat futa cock
>>50058039>pet playPet play is the best. I think all little girls should wear pet collars and leashes.
>>50058151Aerd...
i think wives should be walked around like dogs by their husbands
make porn against the rules on meirachan so it doesn't become like bantculture
>>50058165Clownpiece would be much happier not being recognized as a sentient being on par with an adult male.
>>50058182Just make NSFW and SFW boards
just make SFW and JUAN boards
>>50058210BECAUSE THE FIRST THING I WANNA DO ON A VEEHU IMAGEBOARD IS MASTURBATE WITH MY FELLOW VEEHUS! YIPPEEEEEE!!!
I impregnated Sakuya in TW yesterday
is gooning with your fellow vhus good for you
>>50058189>>50058151>>50057944>>50057867Can you just fuck off with your avatarfagging bullshit? No one here likes you, you post the same images over and over and shill your garbage """""""art""""""" purposefully to announce your presence. Fuck off already
>>50058238I'm just posting, anon. The thread's already autosaging so what's the big deal?
>>50058238B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BROOOKEEEEEEEEN
>>50058238what did merth ever do to you
>>50058241You're an annoying narcissist who likes hearing himself talk and relishes in avatarfagging and self-announcing. You insist upon yourself. Post anonymously like the rest of us or fuck off.
>>50058238Aren't you forgetting Lotois doing it with Seija also
>>50058217Don't look at me, I've been very SFW as of late.
>>50057862>KFCIn my country it's probably the worst fried chicken chain. I hear it's much better in Japan, but here any of the others are much better.>rapperDoes Stack count? If not idk, Fort Minor (with Linkin Park) or Kendrick maybe.>basketballHigh school. I couldn't shoot or defend well but I could dribble between my legs and pass well.>n wordKaraoke a few days ago.
:()
>>50047469
>>50058255I am posting anonymously.
>>50058265you should've posted a yuuma image alongside your post. then your post would have a hidden funny joke, as SFW is the title of a touhou game. yes, i know kutaka appears in it, but she didn't have her first appearance in that game.
>>50058291You're so funny you should become a drawfag
>>50058291I've made that joke before and i don't like repeating myself.
>>50058293i am one
Well I think there should be a SWR board.
meirachan will have a /balls/ board, it's true my uncle works there
>>50058310she's so cute i wanna give her a change
>>50058306draw enoko
>>50058266Why would you say the n word at a karaoke.........
Ningen
>>50058340NTA but modern songs (and a bunch of old ones) have no qualms when it comes to using slurs, it should be no surprise to you.
>>50052452>i think both the position of the eye and smile curvature look a little offThere's a lot that could be written away with stylization but I did have to fiddle with her face a little during the process, could be what you're picking up on.>the left hand, its position makes it look like a tail so maybe you need to draw it wider or find a way to make it clear that her hand is coming out of her sleeveFor some reason I've been drawing a lot of poses with the left arm doing that and I don't know why. I try to do poses that push what I'm used to sometimes so more studies and such ought to help.>>50052524>the sleeve looks like stretched doughlol yeah I don't know how to draw fabric usually, I draw what looks alright to me even if the full execution is a little silly and then just go from there. That'll also get better with time.>overall it's the best you've done so farThe feedback from both of you is really appreciated regardless, so thank you. When I'm not shitposting I do try and get a little better with each drawing so it's quite nice to hear.>>50055326Yeah probably but it's been years, I fill that void more with Minecraft these days. >>50055232 is pretty funny though, something about white suburban Alice and how cursed that is...>>50057698I usually get meatlovers, otherwise regular pepperoni maybe with stuffed crust sometimes is fine.
>>50058354Can you stop answering the attention whoring questions
>>50058356Ok...
>>50058293But anon, drawfags aren't funny...
uh oh
>>50058354>could be what you're picking up on.Upon closer inspection, i think the eyes may be a little too far away from the nose.
>>50058354We should play minecraft together.>meat loversAnd eat pizza together.
>>50058356Can you stop being such a sissy bitch
>>50058360Yes they are.
>>50058354>meatloversHheheheh i've got a meatlovers for you right here (it's my peanits)
>>50058375>peanits
>>50058359Submissive and breedable tsunderebratwife
>>50058375Ok that made me laugh at least
I've gone vegan, I don't think we can be friends anymore
>tewimom's favorite nickname is a blowjob joke>tsunanon laughed at a penis jokeWhy do phalli make girls laugh?
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERTH, THEY ARE INSULTING TSUANON AGAIN!!!
merthypoo come pick up your girlfriend
>>50058371Where's the joke, Fuckley?
>>50058414the joke is you're gay and sug benis :DDDD
>>50058400Makes their eggs flare up
girls lay eggs?
I feel like Tsunanon would talk behind your back because you ordered a pineapple pizza.
>>50058420What's the joke in this one, Fuckley?
>>50058435bgawk
Tewisloppytoppy and Tsunmeatlover
>>50058439it isn't that bad actually
yatsudonglicker
Satori = Sloppytoppy
>>50058453Banana on pizza is better
>>50058485(You) are Swedish.
I bet Shinmy doesn't even know what a condom is
Impregnating birdhus
>>50058439You know what's better than pineapple on pizza? Eggplants, anchovies, mushrooms, onions, and spinach.
>>50058490vafaan
>>50058522I will find you and murderrape you.
I HATE mushrooms
>>50058238why so jelly remitranny?
I finally 1cceed IN with the stinky magician team!what is the "null" spell card thing btw? what do I get if I manage to capture it? new ending? i got pichuuned by it because it caught me off guard
>>50058651Remitranny is friends with aerd and would talk sometimes with him, he's jealous of any other drawfags specially if they're femaleKeep up with the lore
Stop being obsessed, virgy
Current meirachan progress:-Anubis broke meirachan's IP handling! this problem drove me nuts yesterday and I almost decided to abandon the whole project because of this one issue, fortunately I found a solution at my last moments of despair!-meirachan is alive! though nothing is there yet, I need to configure some things and move databases before it becomes functional.-Added spoilers in images! (though it still shows original filenames, will fix this later)Thins left to do:-Lock boards before moving databases-Clean main site directory-Fix original filenames being displayed when the image is spoilered-Add spoiler tags>>50048604>>50050829Thanks /v/hu friends, posts like this are what drives me forward in this project!>>50055181>"Click if you're not a minor" thingyI never had such a popup? is this something related to the recent UK laws? regardless, I don't really see the point of this.>>50055643I am the meirachan admin (you may call me meiradmin), I have not posted since the last log. I cannot believe you guys started posting about meirachan when I least expected it!>>50058182That was my intention from the start, although I may change my mind later depending on how many people want sfw vs nsfw boards.
>>50058651Remitranny is anyone I hate.Keep up with the lore
I search meirachan on google and I get no results
>>50058748Because google crawlers have not crawled it yet, or maybe because Anubis is blocking such crawlers
STOP NOTICINGLOOK OVER THERE, DAMAGE CONTROL
You haven't solved today's riddle by the way.
Meemaw
Here's your solutionBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Was Merth behind slutposting?
>>50058818>Not using her HRtP designNGMIAlso why is 103 behind Reimu
>>50058819I'm afraid BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP is not a movie.
>>50058838Im out of ideas guys
don't worry marisissyhelplessdiapey, the answer is clearattack on titan
>>50058865I didn't know there was a live action movie or an anime one for that matter. Either way, your answer is wrong.Will this roundup ever end?
>>50055232Why does marisa look like she has down syndrome?
>>50058904marisa have always had down syndrome, have you looked at her face?
>>50054370okay smartass, how about vacuum?>inb4 true vacuum can't exist because of the Higgs field or some shit
>earthquake irlSomeone tell Tenshit to calm the fuark down.
yoooo alice let's go on adventure together ze
is she okay?
>>50058922anons solved that riddle yesterday. Besides, you can see vacuums as shown in this picture: https://files.catbox.moe/w72sxt.jpg
>>50054349Eyelids
>>50058937Sorry, I was living under a rock, and no i'm not patrick. Anyway what's the current active riddle?
>>50058947It's a "guess the movie" riddle. Here it is again:You saved me before, it's time for me to save you. I know you want to be immortalized but what's the point if you're not loved by someone?I've also mentioned some keywords if you wish to have an easier time: garage sale, collector, museum, airport
>>50058420oh that's gore... that's gore of my comfort character…
@ruukuto can you solve that riddle
She was sold off
she was used up
yippie!
>>50058960Wtf they look so cute here
playable Ruukoto
I'm fighting Jevil
Is Merth okay with identify theft?
>>50059017This is his true self
https://youtu.be/45u5j_N6Rv0My fvarking heroes
https://youtu.be/rUFE3fLOPCYAnd my fvarking villains
>trannyremi gets called out>immediate damage controlL M A Onever changes
Mierdabot is broke again pls fix
Oh, i just realized i have merth on my name. I was gonna make a joke post but decided against it and i forgot to remove the name. Please excuse me.
narekomerthimposterriddler...
>>50059017This should answer your question.
The Jonkler
>>50059071You know.. people don't usually type someone's name out of the blue.
memerth is my braphog
The rubberfucker situation is crazy
>>50059093I get random ideas like that all the time, it's how i started this whole riddle thing in the first place (which isn't the only thing i post ITT). I'm sorry if i caused any misunderstandings.
lol
>>50059122You are not even the original Nareko riddler Juan
>>50059122I think you should reward Merth for your tomfoolery.
merth cum tribute
>>50058960IT'S TOY STORY 2 HOW HAS NO ONE FIGURED THIS OUT YET
im not 6 I dont care anymore
>>50058960I still say it's Pokemon 2000
FDF part 3 released btw
>>50058805The answer is sex with Egyptian women
i love diapey
>The tsundereanon ween is posting outside of /jp/huIs he the worst ween we've had yet?
I don't care about movies sorry, I won't bother even thinking this one over.
>cuck stage 1 girls two games in a row>suddenly cuck Mystia becase she was too cool for a chink fangame or whatever
Reminder that there's TWO Aunns and that's... that's pretty cool.
>>50059231Which one is the futa
>>50059236Neither of them because girls don't have penises.
>>50059237Good thing she's a dog-lion thing then
they are both secret futas
>>50059237I'm a girl and I have penis tho, explain THAT yatsuchuddies
>>50059246Neither female dogs nor female lions have penises... Why would a female dog-lion have a penis...!?
>>50059258>I have a penis thoNo you don't.>b-but I'm tran-No you're not. You're just mentally ill. YWABAW
>>50059259Idk ask Mizuchi or KWABchie, last I heard they were both still knotted to Aunn, one in each body
>>50059231If I impregnate one Aunn do both get pregnant or only one of them
Enoko knotted seija
ottersisters not like this
>>50059262this is miko post-op
>>50059275Each body has a separate womb, so it'd be like impregnating 1/3rd of a Hecatia.
go will judge you soon
people who matter like me, unlike a certain feathery fooldo you like me?
Miko isnt even supposed to the actual crown prince you dumb fucks
Lore says otherwise
>>50059286I'm impregnating both Aunns and all of the Hecatias, thanks.
>>50059262What's with your blatant mikophobia today, do you know how mikosisters have taken their lives because of your hurtful words?
>>50059262mentally ill people deserve love and medical treatment, not sure how mental illness has become a slur
>>50059301np, would you like a milk shake with that?
>>50059309Some fries would be nice
I can't believe that image of aunn with huge tits from two threads ago is still up, how will advertisers recover from this one?
secondary brapper award goes to
>>50059305>mentally ill people deserve love and medical treatmentNo they don't. Koishi doesn't deserve either.
secondary rappers out of nowhere
Koishiposter don't look...
Koisneed is fine stop watching secondary works
Don't make me post the koisis files
aunn's tits grew bigger with every minute that post stayed up. she's now 90% breasts.
every cameo Aunn gets in whale makes her tits grow bigger
Which /jp/hu is breedable?
>>50059262>>50059258that's a man
Aunn #1 is completely flat and innocent. Aunn #2 is a titmonster. Don't get them mixed up.
Every time you say koisneed a child dies
>>50059331The cosplayers
>>50059336Yuukabrother...
>>50059331Merth the cocksleeve
>>50059332Male (female) https://files.catbox.moe/bgklvt.png
>>50059334Aunn 2# is the futa forgot to mention
>>50059193I already said it wasn't a pokemon movie.>>50059166CORRECT!!! Woody saved Buzz from being blown up back in Toy story 1 so it's only natural that Buzz would return the favor. Woody also has to choose between going to a museum in japan or coming back home to Andy's house. This post >>50058886 and this post >>50054433 were also clues.Congrats! You win the movie's ending bloopers which are still one of the most soulful things I've seen a movie do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmwVR0tnMCQI'll consider what the other anon said and stop focusing on pop culture riddles.
>>50059359why would 103 draw this
>>50059359I thought 103non was a prude....
>>50059359one... ONE OH THREE?!
>>50059359Why is that one reddit artist pretending to be other drawfags now
>>50059286THREE VAGINAS?????????????
meanwhile the trve 103 is drawing black men fucking Kagerou in 8
103 MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY INTERRACIAL HEROOOOOOOOOOOO
Confess.
>>50059427I dont like the new games
>>50059427I absolutely despise namefagging and wish we could go back to /v/hu threads.
>thread drought so bad paintanon randomly draws 2hus in the drawthread:(
>>50059436You are the only one to blame for that. Nobody is using the threads I made, so I stopped.
>>50059440Because they get deleted and I get banned, do you seriously believe I like being stuck in this shithole?The general format attracts all kinds of weens and retards just by virtue of being the most active thread in gaypee, I miss the stealth thread format filtering all of these faggots.
ENOUGH.5 pages of Kasen and Kokoro as strippers just dropped.https://nhentai.net/g/598783/
>>50059427I arbitrarily keep the amount of images of popular 2hu characters in my folder low out of spite & contrarianism. Only 3 out of the 2025 Top 10 popularity poll even get past triple digits.
>>50059450>implying this faggotry is new at all when we had ironic and unironic retards pulling the same card about drawfags/namefagsPeople are to blame for still humoring them ever since back then btw
>>50059454Does a Tokiko folder exist
>>50059460Yes I have 44 Tokikos
>>50059454That's still impressive since there's many 2hus from my own folder that don't even make it past double digits. This is my only Shou
>He has a neatly organized folder for every single fucking thing>He doesn't just dump everything in one folder and call it a dayfaggot
>>50059370YAAAAAAAAAAY||I miss movie bloopers||
>>50059436>parasocial the threadvhu is gone for good and we killed it
>>50059459It's not new but it's certainly way more aggravating as of late as you probably noticed when American hours die off, not to mention the ones "humoring" them are always themselves samefagging more often than not.I don't care either way because I know all that encapsulates this cringe trapped and locked chapter will be forgotten the minute we return to vee and a new cancer will be forced while everyone else just tries to have fun as always
>>50059473Game bloopers are pretty fun too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJZ3bayWgYEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wufBYBGUAeEImagine if 2hu had bloopers.
>>50059480I remember unlocking the blooper reel cutscene in Super Star Ultra for the first time and thinking it was peak comedy
>>50059464Of course she's a swimsuit lol
>>50059071kek
>>50059485Favorite sub-game?
>>50059496I think that's like half of my Tokikos.I don't get it.
>>50059499Revenge of Meta Knight was always my favorite because I loved seeing Meta Knight and his crew react to Kirby destroying the Halberd with ease, I think it'd be neat idea for a Touhou fangame having the antagonists react to Reimu/Marisa kicking ass throughout the stages as they head further and further towards their destination
>>50059505Theres a guy that really likes Tokiko and always commssions artists with swimsuit drawings of her basically
You guys wanna hear about something crazy?I had a wet dream this previous night.Two of them in fact, within the span of two hours. I woke up with cum in my pants, cleaned myself laid back down, and came on myself again.Wanna know something EVEN crazier? The dream that made me cum was the EXACT SAME both times, it was the weirdest sense of deja vu I've ever had. I'd describe it but its incredibly blurry, but I'm 100% sure what I saw in my mind was the exact same both times. A rather insane experience if you ask me, never heard of this happening to anyone else.
>>50059522crazyI had a nightmare with marisissy once too
>>50059513Stole the words out of my mouth. My 2nd favorite is Milky Way Wishes since having permanent copy abilities and swapping between them at will is pretty cool and Marx is still a neat twist final boss.
>>50059525You joke but this is legit one of the weirdest dream experiences I've ever had. I rarely if ever dream, most of the dreams I can remember are wet ones because those are the only ones I ever experience, so this stuff really weirds me out.
>>50059522A few months ago i dreamt about making a car in a videogame go faster by whispering "Suika" very fast. I also had a dream with Merth in it and i think he was playing FE but that's all i remember.Do you remember any details about that wet dream?
>>50059533>joke
>>50059522The only dreams I remember are the ones where I have hot sex with a little girl. The last one I diddled in my dreams was Neuro-sama.
>>50059534>Do you remember any details about that wet dream?There was loud rhythmic music probably because I jack off to HMVs a lotCowgirl even though it is probably one of my least favorite positionsThe female had just taken her top off Which I honestly find hotter than sex itselfUnfortunately I'm also pretty sure it was not with a touhou, as I would have remembered that.
>>50059546>first spoilerbased
>>50059556Wanna know something else too? I jacked off to that the night this happened, just yesterday, which honestly doesn't surprise me that much. But the fact it happened twice in a row in the same night is.... kinda of unreal.I finished jacking off, went to sleep, woke up cumming in my pants, went to sleep and came in my pants again... I honestly don't know what to conclude from that.By the way if this sounds like bullshit I wanna make it a point that its completely real and it happened.
>>50059534Why am I in your dream
>>50059570Don't worry, i believe you. Wet dreams are bound to happen if you jork it too frequently. Having a dream, waking up and having the same dream again happened to me once i think and I've even had the same dream with years of difference. Not wet dreams but still.>>50059571I don't know, ask my subconscious.
>>50059522i haven't had a dream that wasn't a boring nightmare about real life shit since I was a teenDoremy has long since given up on me
>>50059583>Wet dreams are bound to happen if you jork it too frequentlyI was under the impression it was the complete opposite. Because your body actually needs to "refresh" your prostate fluids or something along those lines.>>50059587I hear you, but most of my nightmares come down to>"AH FUCK THERE'S A GIANT SPIDER ON MY SHOULDER AAAAAAAAHHH"And then I wake up. I have many phobias when it comes to spiders, snakes, scorpions and the like.
>>50059587>boring nightmare about real life shitThose are really stressful, i hate the ones where i go back to school or forget an assignment.>>50059597>I was under the impression it was the complete opposite.I've noticed that not cumming for a while makes it more likely for me to have dreams of all sorts but i don't think I've had any wet dreams as of late. That's just my case, i doubt there's a consistent science to it.
>>50059607>i doubt there's a consistent science to it.Pretty sure there is although I have never looked into it. I can only say so because I've talked with other anons about dreams/wet dreams before and there's a lot of consistency to how/when it occurs. I don't have master study on it but my personal experience is more than enough.
>>50059473>||Huh
>>50059623>there's a lot of consistency to how/when it occurs.Any examples of how/when it occurs?
>>50059628I haven't posted on 4chan in about a month I forgot how to do spoiler text
>>50059643Highlight and ctrl+s
>>50059630>Any examples of how/when it occurs?I told you, whenever I stop masturbating for a while it becomes more common. It does happen on occasion every now and then anyway.I also think that drinking coffee before bed makes me more likely to suffer from nightmares.
>>50059541Fucking based. I dreamed about Ashley (from Warioware) once and ruined my pants.
>>50059305Mentally ill people deserve love which is often the opposite of medical treatment.
>>50059700Her hot little body pressing against mine, the soft childish moans she'd let out near my ear, her little wet tongue intertwining with mine, I can't even describe how painfully tight and warm it felt going inside her, nor the indescribable pleasure I felt watching her little tummy bulge with each thrust.
Were /jp/hus the special ed kids in school
>>50059730I was the funny retard back then, everyone loved menow I'm weird and antisocial....
>>50059730i was the sleeping kid with a hint of wasted potentialthe "Gets all Cs but could get an A if they did more than the bare minimum" kid
>>50059730I actually unironically was.
>>50059730A- to B+ student with most with no friends and in IB science and history classes. I spent every lunch period in the library doing homework or projects so I could spend my study halls either sleeping or watching Kamen Rider OOO.
Is wriggles hair green or blue
>>50059768green
>>50059746
Ok but does Wriggle's carpet matches the drapes?
>>50059811Why wouldn't it? If it came in like that naturally then maybe it'd just be a little darker than that.
One of the funniest unintentional glitches with this is the fact that Yuuka's outfit makes her look dark as fuck for some reason
Koishi flirting with Yuuka
>>50059905Scary
This is one of my favorite things to do in WhickedWhims: instead of allowing other 2hus to join in to have sex they can just watch from the sidelines instead
>>50059912evil...
>>50059905its fixable if you remove the shadow from the outfit
>>50058652Congrats Anon, very nice!>what is the "null" spell card thing btwIt's just for additional points, the "faster" you get to final boss the more final spellcards it will have for capture if you want better final score, it doesn't change the ending.I'm saying "faster" because it's not really related to how fast you complete it but there is additional "time" mechanic in game dependent on collecting time orb items. It's complicated.>>50058739Meirachan anon lemme tell you a story. When Meiracord was young and open to everyone "a certain someone" showed up just to dump his loli folder. He was quickly banned but it's not so easy to ban somebody on anonymus image boards, changing IP is easy.Somebody will try to dump cp in your place if you open it for public, hope you are ready for this.
>>50059942Is that a threat?
>>50059943It's not, I would never do such a thing be real.I'm just saying it will happen and I'm telling Anon to be prepared for it, it would suck to waste all his hard work.
>>50059946Still strange that Meira would acquire such ire to the point of that
>>50059942why merth is like that...
>>50059905Creepypasta Yuuka jumping out of the computer screen and killing me with her hyper realistic blood parasol beam.
Please post on my 4chan clone pls
>>50059952it's not Meira's fault this time, it's just something most every site has to deal with. Clown Piece posters will post by all means. Sometimes its out of retaliation to get folks banned, or sometimes its to find a place where these people can be degenerates.It's always Lunatic Time.
>>50059965To be fair here, Chyna spam was mostly over Meira back in /v/hu
>>50059957Nope~8 is right there if you want an alternative, and you are even allowed to create your own boards I think.
>>50059969There might be a bit of both as soon as echoes of the site being made go to the "wrong" ears.It's gonna be a mess.
>>50059969And "ballified"hus, diapers etcMeira stuff withstood a lot in the end
Koisneed
Sumisexo
Merry's honkers
Meira balls
It's MeirABS
>>50059730I was insanely good academically as a kid. Straight A's, scholarship, college degree, etc. Only problem was, I had no idea how to talk to other humans or interact socially.Now I'm an adult, and I've finally figured out how to socialize. I have a lot of friends, had relationships, and can talk to anyone from a homeless beggar to a celebrity without being intimidated. Unfortunately, I feel absolutely retarded intellectually now. I feel like I haven't learned anything in the gap between university and right now- maybe even gotten dumber. Not really sure why.
>>50059730Not really but I was socially awkward and into nerdy stuff so didn't have many friends.And well none of that changed.Maybe I should have been in special ed, maybe I wouldn't be such a failure of human being now if that was the case, who knows.
found the meirachan website. it has a dot org domain extension. had to figure this out with a web domain history site.
HEY MERTH!
im having sex rn
merth and tsuanon locked in a room till they both cum 100 times
I calculated the potential speed of Aya.During Illusionary Dominance, before being reduced to mere laser flashes, Aya stays on screen for 3 frames in a 60 fps. The mountainous horizon leading up to the Moriya Shrine is a little too foggy to establish proper measurements, but in the same stage lies the Youkai Mountain waterfalls. For the sake of absolutism, lets assume that these waterfalls are about the same width as Niagara Falls.Combining all these factors, Aya finishing to build up speed for Illusionary Dominance is traveling at 5960 m/s, which is roughly 17 times the speed of sound.
>>50060291I disagree with that calculation, not only you are basing your calculation on a background object you are assuming how big that background object is basing on nothing.I already tried calculating her speed back during /v/hu days based on the width of a screen and size of Marisa's fat ass since she is relatively at the same distance from observer's eyes as Aya.She travels from one side of the screen to another in about 7 frames in a 60 fps game which in total gave me a number of only 459km/h which is less than half a speed of sound.I am no math or physics major so my calculation is definitely flawed but I'm not gonna agree with 17x speed of sound under any circumstances
How much of a LOSER VIRGIN NERD PRUDE do you have to be to cum from something imaginary? Is your dick that fucking pathetic lol? Embarrassing ..
>>50059478>the minute we return to vee>return to vee
Meira-chan is what Kotohime calls her
chatgpt, what is a meira balls
Kotohime calls whonowwhat
>>50060302>I already tried calculating her speed back during /v/hu days based on the width of a screen and size of Marisa's fat ass since she is relatively at the same distance from observer's eyes as Aya.This is even more stupid, player characters are significantly smaller than boss characters so they can't be used for reference.
>>50060378They are meant to be relatively same size, Aya sprite is just bigger for gameplay reasonsAnd Marisa was used to calculate width of the screen not Aya's size.You are really gonna tell me margin of error of couple of centimeters that could occur due to unknown width of Marisa's ass is more stupid that a margin of error of couple of *kilometers* due to not knowing the size of a background geographical object.
Lotois, please
>>50059942>changing IP is easy.Now I think about I should probably add a timer for posting the first time from a new IP somewhat like 4chans 120 seconds timer, this will deter someone changing their IPs as they would have to wait 120 seconds between each IP change to post. However, given my poor skill in javascript this will probably take time to implement...Also for the record, I am not affiliated with the meiracord and I have never been there or attempted to join it.>>50060147Sorry I had to reformat my post multiple times because I thought 4chan thought the meirachan.org link was spam
what would you do if I attacked you with a rubber knife?
Which 2hu would?
>>50060524Cry and beg for mercy
>>50060524That's illegal in UK. You need to have a sharpened knife here.
...you let the thread die.
>>50060570And I'll do it againBy doing nothing at all
>>50060570I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
>>50060570wait what... what thread......?
>>50060588Stop posting the uncolored version
>>50060619No.Black and white is sovl
A rich man needs it, a poor man has it, if we eat it, we die.What is it?
>>50060660Nothing
>>50060660poo!
>>50060675I don't think eating poo will instantly kill you if 2 girls 1 cup is to go by.>>50060668Correct! Didn't expect it to get solved so quickly, it took me a while. You get a 0cc! (0 clue clear). Your reward: https://files.catbox.moe/8ka8vd.jpgTake my clothes off and I'll get you to leak.What am i?
>>50060686OnionThese are all from Elder Scrolls Arena
>>500606864chan censored word onion
>>50060692They are? Never played Arena but I'm pretty sure I know some of the answers from various vidja. They are probably reused from same source
I have a riddle fatigue
>>50060686Any not fat girl.
>>50060692>>50060694Correct again! I even tried to make it a little harder than the original version (though i got the 1st one from a friend and the 2nd one from a riddle page, didn't know they were from elder scrolls). Here's a funny picture of Youmu cutting an onion: https://files.catbox.moe/zg3746.jpg>>50060715Don't worry, I'll only do one more for the day.What's black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
>>50060720Blackboard
>>50060720my anus
>>50060720A cow engulfed in liquid latex
>>50060720
>>50060720Rubber gloves?>>50060709>>50060692Playing The Elder Scrolls Arena made me realize that dungeons NEED riddles. They're a core, quintessential part of the dungeon experience. A dungeon without a riddle is just a sparkling maze.
>>50060729The anus isn't black.>>50060737Cows are black and white anyways so you could've choosen any other animal or object. Still, I'm not sure being covered in latex counts as being clean.>>50060745Their teeth are still white.>>50060753It's not the answer but it kinda fits, though the big difference is that rubber gloves come in many colors.>>50060725Correct! Did you know chalk contained harmful substances when its dust is inhaled and is one of the reasons the switch to marker was made?Here's a picture of Keine: https://files.catbox.moe/0zn8e6.jpgIf you ever have any riddles, I'd love to solve them too!
>>50060777>If you ever have any riddles, I'd love to solve them too!OK. What gets bigger when two people are in love?
>>50060788The amount of money you have to spend?
>>50060777Anon... full black cows are a thing.>I'm not sure being covered in latex counts as being cleanBecause it's not? Are you even following your own riddles? Black when clean, white when dirty.
>>50060777Thanks for today's riddles Michganon
>>50060797Nope. I'll give you a hint. This riddle may have been posted here in the past.
>>50060777ok here's one from arena:In a marble hall, white as milk,Lined with skin as soft as silk,Within a fountain crystal clear,A golden apple, doth appear,No doors there are to this stronghold,Yet thieves break in to steal the gold...
>>50060814Egg
>>50060817Confagulations
>>50060801They may be fully black on the outside but their insides aren't.>>50060808I don't remember seeing it. I know for a fact it won't be a penis joke and hearts don't grow large either. Is it the girl's belly?
they get FATTER and HAIRIER
>>50060824>Is it the girl's belly?Getting warmer. What about the boy?
>>50060842Boys can get fat too and have their chest or hip hair grow towards the belly. Therefore belly.
>>50060819hehe i'm smrt
>>50060847hmmmm maybe there's a body part specifically associated with boys?>>50060824one of your assumptions might be wrong.
>>50060842Is it something ONLY the boy has?>>50060854Fine, I'll risk it and say penis.
>>50060856Wtf you can't say that word
>>50060856Correct!
the boy's penis gets larger the fatter the girl is? okay...
should i sniff the permanent marker in my hand?
I have a fat girls fatigue
>>50060892Yippie.
>>50060806his name is riddleanon
his name is Juan Testiculos actually
I think you shouldn't be allowed to have a 2husona if you don't cosplay.
well I THINK you shouldn't be allowed to post here if you don't cosplay
i cosplay as myself
his name is narekoriddler actually
These riddles are one step closer to become ERP
>>50060788The true answer is national debt!
>>50060777>If you ever have any riddles, I'd love to solve them too!What type of women do I want to impregnate most?
ERP - Erotic Riddle Play
>My body holds tight, protects my owner>On the part of their body that is lower>To most I am a thing of shame and blight>But to a rare few, a sight of delightWhat am I?
>I'm the man who killed gus fringwho am I?
>>50060967Egyptian women, i know. Not much of a riddle if it isn't subtle.>>50060976Underwear?>>50060983I don't know, Walter? I haven't seen Breaking Bad.
You know remember Raiko cosplayer
>>50060973That's the basis for a good few bosses in h-games ironically enough
>>50060983LAST CHANCE TO LOOK AT ME HECTOR
>>50060988Close. Here's a couple more lines:>I am given to the very young, who leave me once they get a little more old>But once they are elderly, they often return and to them I am again sold.
>>50061003diapey :)
>>50061003I know it was a joke post but at least you were good at riddle-fying it
>>50061003WHY IT'S MY DIAPEY WIPEY OF COURSE :)MY DIAPEY WIPEY :)HAHAHAH IT'S MY DIAPEY WIPEY :)
>>50061019>>50061011Correct>>50061017thank you
>>50060824>I don't remember seeing it.
i have riddle fatigue
>>50061093What do you wish to talk about?
>>50061115you
mu
is
a
BOY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er693MQcz6k
i miss when we played together...
thank you thank you
>>50061137There will be a kukulu this SundayDon't miss it
Which 2hu ate her snot when she was young? (and maybe still does)
me
>>50061142>kukulu>playeduh
>>50061147Play tic tac toe duh
Circle to the upper left
>paintanon seeing another /v/hu thread getting archived/deleted
Someone needs to host minecraft.
and (you) gotta help
>>50061247it's "and YOU gotta help us!", stop misquoting classic memes, this is the 3rd time!!
You know what they say all toasters toast bread
You DARE bring light into my LAIR?! You must FLEE
Post it
KEK! what a classic meme!
did uncs rlly think youtube poops were funny
>>50061285I will handle the cum on tits part
You can't even handle cumming on yourself.
>>50061331Great. Now we gotta get a guy who can cum in her armpits.
what are miko's ten desires?
/jp/hu feels off today...
Which 2hus are in THE LIST?
>>500613661. Top surgery2. Bottom surgery3. HRT4. Validation5. A boyfriend6. Doing lapdances for horny /jp/hus7. Trans rights being recognized as human rights8. Punching Nazis9. Not having to boymode anymore10. An artificial womb
Reminder that Hakurei Meira from Touhou Project is a westernized version of Hakurei Reimu.Hakurei Reimu is not only defined as a Byakuren but is an independent hero in her own right. Reimu is about as outspoken, warm and tactless as any otaku woman can possibly be. But Hakurei Meira is no otaku, because Hakurei Meira is a homunculus. One of the very few male homunculi in video games. Sure she wears a skirt, but her game is so badass.
>>50061385https://voca.ro/1oUfrckmbRHL
Ruukoto stop posting
>>50061385ASS LICE!
>>50061388woah she's just like me
>>50061440give me a lapdance whore
>>50061133Cute boy!
Which 2hu is the most likely to have an anal prolapse?
>>50061464GIVE ME AN AA!GIVE ME AN L!L!GIVE ME AN I!I!GIVE ME A C!C!GIVE ME AN E!E!WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?ALICE!
>>50061472But what does she do to have such a high probability of it happening to her?
>>50061490She's Alice.
diapey
Post someone you hate and why
>>50061507MeiraShe's Meira
I have a cool new idea for meirachan, label anyone that posts marisad as "this user is helpless and frustrated"
>>50061527how would that work? being triggered by an image hash? there's numerous marisad images
This user is in need of change
Say my name
>>50061366Being a tranny girl in a tranny woooooorld!
>>50061672Kenshiro
>>50061251Pipe the fuck down, Hinapervert.
>>50061690I haven't seen him in a while. What is he up to?
Which touhous are on your cum on sight list?
you could've just said "which 2hu wud yu fug"
>>50061738https://voca.ro/1mSPIvbobUCl>>50061754https://voca.ro/1lunaie6ri6e
koidiapey
>>50060976A chastity cage!
the mikosisters are rowdy today
SAY IT WITH METRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!
>>50061672Say ja
The pleasure of cumming inside /v/hus
Lotois...
I am curious about the whereabouts of my /jp/hu friends
Try reddit
>>50059427I really only use /jp/ and /a/ now. I really have no interest in /v/ ever since our exodus and often never see any interesting threads or obvious bait threads so I almost never even lurk any threads.
Merthses led his people on an exodus from their slavery in /v/gypt
collect my pages
All you had to do was follow the damn ship, Nazrin
Saysay
say hoooo
So.... where are the new fusus?
where dem vhus at
>>50062367reading a book about aliens
Lolotois
>>50062369Why would you read a book about Seija's girlfriend?
is that soda
Burying my face in Marisa's fat Marisass and going BRRRRR
shut the fuck up alice
>>50062889Alice only likes the green man
>>50062891nuh uh I played IN and they slept on the same bed together in one of the endings, and there were no green niggers too
>>50062895they can't be green and niggers at the same time
>>50062895Marisa's endings aren't canonReimu is the canon incident solver in every game
>>50062895but wriggle was there
I missed all the threads
>>50062900proof?
>>50062900Didn't Marisa solve the UFO incident?
>>50062911Marisa's B ending is canon because it leads to the extra according to ZUN in an interview but Sanae's are also canon because we know mofuarks helped with building Fraudyouren ShrineAll routes are canon either way
marisa is not real, she's just a hallucination reimu comes up
Marisa is a hag
Marisa has daddy issues (CANON)
Marisa is the magician Gerson banged
https://files.catbox.moe/afyaml.gif
*Genjii
>>50062941You've rape your daughter too is she was that cute
>>50059427I provoke fully on purpose since I know it's in their nature to never stop talking about me this way, making in turn my enemies into my fans.
come on I need to post my funny images COME ON!
>come onYou're not my girlfriend.
can i be your boyfriend?
Alice canonically has sex with me without my consent
>>50063007Shangai........
The magician COULD be Patchouli...
>Team Shangay TransliceBRAVO ZUNJIMA
make a new thread already before I unleash my inner FUARK
The end
No more threads, WaltuhYou're DONE
can we make this the last /jp/hu thread and make the next one /jp/C98
we're boned
>>50063129Why would you make a not canon thread
theory: the vast majority of the original vhus are being replaced by jaysissies because they're actually enjoying these threads
>>50061760You sound like Sr Pelo
>>50063160I mean have you seem what else the board has to offer currently
>>50063173DO NOT DISRESPECT THE 6 FEETHU THREADS STUPID VERMIN THEY ARE REAL CERTIFIED OTAKU CULTURE
>>50063160We did lose a handful of regulars in the move so wouldn't be surprised
can we go back already moooooooooooooooooooom
>>50062998you can be my boyfriend!
draw requests ?
>>50063295draw me!
(:) )/ | \/ \
>>50063354Done.Money now please
>>50063354okay(?)
I fucking hate when someone goes (?). like what does that mean? Just use a normal question mark like a normal person
lol(?)
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migrate>>50063445>>50063445>>50063445
I don't like that one I want a new one
migratehttps://www.tiktok.com/search?q=touhou&t=1758839851443https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=touhou&t=1758839851443https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=touhou&t=1758839851443
mofvvrks youmufag gaykina ballified meirafag and the sarielfootguyyatsutraitor koisneed ccpposter junkothiefmarisad Xanon reimusmile mofurfagswe didn't start the fireit was always burning since the world been turning no we didn't light it but we tried to fight it
I don't like that one either
>>50063486my heroes
letting out a huge BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
smells funny in here
teehehehe
I'm not done yet here comes another one BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF quite pungent my dear.......
Why does the thread get so fvvrking good at the end
I CLOGGED ZE TOILET AGAIN
Why is nobody posting in the new thread
Chiyuriphobia
>>50063543>funny for onceThat's because drawfags can't post here right now
