The joke is that yume means dream and she comes from another dimension and the game has both "dimensional" and "dream" in its title
I claim the first post for Merth.Merth, are you proud of me?
I claim this thread for France!
>>50083256its okay
>>50083283Merth hates me... I must commit ritual suicide now to save what little honor I have left.
... Where is everyone?
>>50083341watching one last youtube video before i go to bed
>>50083346its a porn video isnt it okina
>>50083367Nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-Oq8iYtVA
>>50083372>Old memeFitting for you...
>>50083286I believe in living with your shame instead
>>50083399Why are you so cruel Merth
Merth's villain arc
Which touhous should get naked and start dancing?
>>50083414Sharth is operating on a level we can't possibly comprehend.
>>50083441the PC-98 midbosses because they rarely get art in general
>>50083372Oh hey I never finished that video, thanks for reminding me of it.>>50083341Fulfilling Keiki-sama's orders as usual.
>>50083480What is she having you draw? Is it something Fat and Hairy?
Meira
>>50083372i don't understand why steamed hams became a memethere's nothing funny about it
>>50083542>Armpit hairI hate this place gaslit me into finding this hot
>>50083542Fit and hairy
>>50083533Something modestly-sized and smooth for a change actually, but nothing too crazy.
>>50083610>modestly-sized and smoothCursed...
I miss Keine-sensei...
get molested
What do you guys think is happening in the Meiracord right now?
>>50083892Not much
>>50083892Horse gambling
>>50083895Don't lie, I bet Merth is plotting our downfall right now with Tewimom
>>50083923Why would he want that
>>50083892lots of plapping
>>50083933Did you see how unmerciful to the anon who claimed the first post in the thread Merth was?
>>50083923It's impossible to plot better downfall plan than the one you guys are already executing yourself.
>>50083967Why are you so evil TewiMerth?
I have manipulated the fate of /v/hu (now /jp/hu) far more than you could possibly imagine, and I'm not even in the meiracord.
>>50084000Shut the fuck up pedophile
This arc is boring, move on from it already
>>50084026One Piece out of nowhere
>>50084000I hopped back in the Touhou threads with WBaWC's threads and have since then been a consistent user of the threads no matter their frequency.In all that time I have been the leading cause or supporter of 0 injokes & memes (I'm not funny), have made 0 drawings (I can't draw) and I have mediocre 1ccs.
>>50084094I don't remember writing that post...
2hus that would go feral after being dropped into the jungle?
>>50084165The inverted color choice is clever
>>50084158Alice!
HEY MERTHHEY TSUNDEREANONThoughts on the Homestuck pilot?https://youtube.com/watch?v=vQszKkN6Jb0
>>50084158Nue!
>>50084165HEY MERTHSalad fusu when
I have come to Alice
>>50084181Did Merth animate this?
What are you eating today?
>>50084181That's a paintcore questionTry asking a merthcore question next time
Hey merth why did you block me on tik tok?
>>50084226Milk and cereals.
2hus that had sex but never again?
>>50084243Alice!
Is it insufferable hours now?
>>50084253Depends on your idea of insufferable.
>>50084000Myhero>trips of truth and powerI FVVRKING YATSUKNEEL
Which 2hu can never accept they came up short(lol) and lost?
>>50084264Alice!
>>50084264shimmy
Alice!
Alice!!
Alice!! Alice! Alice!!
Alics!!!!!
Alicee!
Aliche
Alice!!! Alice!
Alice Alice!!
Alice? Alice!!
Alice! Alice!
Alicebroken
Alice Alice Alice Alice Alice Alice Alice Alice Alice Alice Alice Alice Alice!!!
Shinki
Alise Alice Aliceee Alice Alise!
Aliiiiice Alice!!
>>50084307Yep
Alicelice
Alice Alice!!! I'm so funny I relly to every which hu post with Alice Alice!! haha Alice!
A
2hu that prefers futa over men?
Aliiiice Alice Aliice Alicce alicee alicheese alice alice!!
He really did get Alicebroken...
>>50084323Alice
>>50084323Alice!
I want to fill Alice's boots with my cum
Which 2hu is blonde, stupid and useless?
I want to fill marisa's diaper with my cum
>>50084334Marisa!
>>50084338Correct!
>>50084334Alice!>>50084338NYOOOOOOOOO
>>50084334Yukari
Spongebob
i shit in my depy yipy
Jotaro Kujo
John Cena
Joon
DIO
>>50084367My interracial HERO Kumiyabe did a set with her recently
Kumiyabe sounds like a len'hu character.
Yuukabrother...
which 2hu loves you with all their heart but betrays you in the end
>>50084389AAAAAAAAAAAAAALIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shut the fuck up
Sans Undertale
Collect my pages
name the next thread /alice/hu
alice WARPED you
Collect my P's
I rolled a random Touhou that I thought to myself i'd post and got UtsuhoYour turn Anon
>>50084403I rolled Aya but I don't have any images of her…
>>50084403omg that's the non binary flag behind her
It's over
That's an incredibly racist Marisa
>>50084414Yatsuliberal...
103 is the only competent artist left
>>50084415The Nazrin from the back & pouty Chimi are the only good drawings
8^P
>>50084426he ain't a veehuu like us so try someone else
when a veehuu speaks you listen
none of you FAGGOTS are veehus anymore
>>50084415What did you draw? I drew Mima killing herself.
*gasp*
everyone can be a valid vhu and we do not discriminate!
>>50084481I drew you
Uhh... my consent?
>>50084402*Collects your IP's*
>>50084507What about it? what do you consent to?
>>50084478I AM A VEEHUI AM A VEEHUI... AM A... VEEHUI....... AM......... A......... VEEeeeeₑₑₑₕᵤ
>>50084564That anon drew me without my consent...
Could someone send funny memes to make me feel better
>>50084582
>>50084587Thanks
>>50084588I gotchu bro
Two people were playing a chess match and they both won. How is that possible?
>>50084610>>50084605>>50084593thanks everyone i'll try to go to sleep now
>>50084623They weren't playing against themselves, they were playing different opponents
>>50084229FAT NIGGA REIMU
>>50084626Sleep tight
>>50084627Correct! I never said "against each other" so it was easy to figure out. You win this cool chess themed WBaWC pic i just found : https://files.catbox.moe/qrhvk2.jpgI look like a zebra. You don't step on zebras so why are you stepping on me?
>>50084646Because I'm crossing the street...........
>>50084646Funny thing, they are actually called zebras in my country
>>50084651наш слоняра
>>50084651Anon there's like 40 countries where crossings are called zebras...
>>50084650>>50084651Correct again! I remember that one took me a while as a kid. Your reward: https://files.catbox.moe/9nfmbg.pngTry a 2hu one for size!My future adventures will be longer but it seems this one is already coming to a close. She told me i can only spare one coin to see this through the end. Which stage am i talking about?
>>50084666EoSD Extra with MarisaFlandre's dialogue makes a 1cc joke
>>50084666ExtraI know jphus are stupid retards but give us something challenging
>>50084669Incorrect!! She's not the only one that references 1CCs or continues.>>50084670It's a specific stage, not something as broad as all extras.HA, there goes your streak.
Enough riddles! time for actual problems!Which is more likely?-Rolling at least one 6 when we throw a die 4 times-Rolling at least one double 6 when we throw two dice 24 times
>>50084679>HA, there goes your streak.My streak is fine I didn't answered this one....but for the record if your reason for "wrong" is simply "not the one I was thinking about" maybe your riddle wasn't specific enough, maybe you should add something that would exclude flan stage then?
>>50084666>coinChimacoin??
>>50084683uhh pizza hut in the garage?
>>50084683Both have the same odds of it happening.
>>50084686>maybe you should add something that would exclude flan stage then?I already did. What does it mean when your future adventures will be longer? Which adventure is shorter than the rest? I don't think extra stages and the main game they're attached to are different adventures
>>50084700NTA but that doesnt exclude Flan who got a longer adventure, in 17.5
>>50084709Yeah but i said future adventureS. Who goes on adventures the most?
>>50084715That's still Flandre, CDS.
TEWIMOTHERHINATRAITOR IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE EVIL FORCES OF 103I'M GOING TO 8 TO AID HIM
>>50084719If we were talking about Flandre then i wouldn't say "she told me" but rather "i told her". If you want to get even more specific, the "she" I'm talking about keeps track of the amount of times you've continued
>>50084728Sakuya........
>>50084724>inter-board namefag wars out of nowhere
>>50084728There are people who continue?Any dialog or event that happens after continue is non-canon
>>50084733EoSD is not the shortest adventure>>50084735If you don't continue, she says something like "and you even made it this far without continuing!"
>>50084690>>50084699Incorrect!!One of these is more likely, you have to figure out which one AND explain why
yup
>>50084740(1/6)x4 = 66.6% of landing a six(1/36)x24 = 66.6% of landing 2 sixes (36 is the number of possible combinations)What am I missing?
>>50084739The only one I can think about is Junko who had different dialogue for no misses but that's definitely not it....Only the early games have "shorter" adventures that is end at stage 5 and not 6 if you play on easymodo or continue so it's probably something pre-MoF but other than that I don't remember specific dialogs...I'll admit defeat for this one and break my streak after all, this is a tough one...
>>50084760>my future adventures will be longerWe've established adventures = games. Even the previous adventure was longer and none of the future ones will be this short>but it seems this one is already coming to a closeObviously referring to the final level of that adventure>She told me i can only spare one coin"Told" implies it happened in the stage before it. She didn't say that literally, she either commends you for not using continues or tells your skill is not enough. "She" and the final stage's boss are different people.>to see this through the endEven if you make it to the final level, you won't be able to "see this through the end" if you die in it. Something similar happens in LLS but, instead of kicking you out of the final stage like in that game, you just don't see the final phase.Combine all of that and you get...?
>>50084758That's not how you calculate probabilities!You don't just multiply like that, if it were 10 throws, do you think the probability is (1/6)x10= 166%? this doesn't make sense of course, probabilities can't go over 100% or below 0%.When you throw a die two times you get 6^2=36 probable outcomes, when you throw it 4 times it's 6^4=1296 outcomes. Each outcome can be represented by a number like 5316, this means the first throw was a 5, the second was 3, the third was 1 and the last was 6. The set of all outcomes looks like this {1111, 1112, ... 1116, 1121, 1122, ..., 1126, 1131, ... 1166, 1611, ..., 6666}. The probability of rolling at least one 6 in 4 throws is equivalent to the number of such outcomes that have AT LEAST one 6 divided by 1296.
>>50084734I'LL TAKE THE TRIFORCE OF MEIRA TO PROTECT MEIF YOU DON'T HEAR FROM ME IN A MONTH SEND MERTH
>>50084776SoEW stage 5?
>>50084796Correct! SoEW is the only game where you play as Reimu with 5 stages and 6 became the norm from LLS onwards (Phantasmagoria games aside). Marisa is the one that keeps track of your continues and you're not able to fight Mima's final form if you use one.Your reward: https://files.catbox.moe/jdg8du.jpg
>>50084757Master Okina why have you forsaken us?
>>50084815Fair enough I guessSoEW's the game I remember the least from outside of bullshit Extra, ZUN telling you to kys, the crucifiction & piss waterfall endings, and Stage 4 music being the most blatant FF ripoff its funny.
>>50084815Urgh I really should have guessed that one.I 100%ed SoEW so I did remember it has uniquely 5 stages and that Mimer has a second phase... But for the life of me I couldn't remember any piece of dialog about continues so I just assumed it's not it. Even thou it's probably one of the most 4th wall breaking games in the series.Well played, it's my loss this time.
>>50084847That's because Marisa's dialog only happens if you HAVE continued. She doesn't break the 4th wall if you didn't.She says nothing if you didnt continue and Genjii says this>Mima wields an immense power.It will probably be difficult to beather by yourself, my lady. But please, don'tforget that old Gramps is here too. Also... >...In any case, please be careful. If you DID continue, she & Genjii say>(Genjii) However, I'm worried that you may notbe any match for Mima with your current skill. >(Marisa) Kyahaha, he's right! You've continued (x) times already!>(Reimu) Marisa! You're still here!? >(Genjii) In any case, please be careful. >(Reimu) Fine...>(Marisa) (snicker)I sack my runs if I don't get the 1cc usually or scroll past dialogue so i didn't know
>>50084883>I sack my runs if I don't get the 1ccSame. I'll sack my run even if I'll eat a death that I just do not agree with.I'm pretty sure I haven't even seen the bad endings of SoEW or almost any game for that matter outside of people posting the screenshots online.Well whatever was still a cool riddle
>>50084883>She doesn't break the 4th wall if you didn't.What the FUARK, i was convinced she did.
>>50084788Please forgive me for I have sinned (in stupidity)
Reimu: Meira! MEIRA!Meira: What is it, cousin?Reimu: A shota has come from the outside world!Meira: Really? And you got the balls to meet him?Reimu: Ugh! No time for puns!Meira: Come on, that was a real ball tickler...Reimu: Ugh! Enough!Meira: Alright. Here we go again...Reimu: WELCOME TO GENSOKYOMeira: How are your balls?Reimu: IF YOU WANT TO LOOK AROUNDMeira: How are your balls?Reimu: WE DON'T SEE CUTE BOYS OFTENMeira: How are your balls?Reimu: I'LL BE SO POPULAR WHEN I SHOW YOUKAI WHAT I BROUGHT INMeira: How are your balls?
>>50084909Anon EXPOSED for not doing 1cc!
>>50084909>Chimatanon doesn't know his own 1CC loreUh oh
>>50084975Meira doesn't talk like this
>>50084977>>50084993I have a lot of 1CCs but it's hard to keep up with the lore sometimes. To this day, i still don't know how Yukari is related to the Hakurei Shrine and i can't grasp the MoF-SA-UFO-TD sequence of events
Nobody cares that much about 2hu lore except secondaries pretending to be primaries
>>50085050well said, sister! 2hu is popular for its gameplay after all
>>50085013That's from an AU where Genji didn't hide the fact that Meira is Reimu's cousin, dumbass.
HOLY CRAP LOTOIS
>>50085064>That's from [HEADCANON]You're welcome
>>50084634AISHITERU
>>50085086>[PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE LIMP DICK SYNDROME]Is that soda...
2hu "lore" isn't a fledged out thing because ZUN doesn't know how to write a story. He may make good games but he absolutely sucks ass at writing lore and stories.
>>50085096>[RANDOM THING INSIDE BRACKETS]I won
>He may make good gamesLMFAO
>>50085104>[NO U]It's so easy
[TASTY JELLY FILLED DONUT]I eat
>>50085025I think you should kill your enemies who posted below you who SLANDER you. In Terraria of course.
Hey /jp/hu, would you make me a sandwich?
>>50085126But if you kill your enemies, they win
I think that MoF > SA > UFO is pretty good as far as plot is concernedI'd include TD too but Miko is too political
Moonies? Cute.Hum*ns? Gross. Especially Mokou.
>>50085142>MoF above anythinglol
>>50085133Okay
>>50085163I mean the shared plot that starts from the Moriya shrine appearing in Gensokyo It's not a ranking
mofurfaghater...
>>50085165That's a burger.>b-buttIt has a bun over therefore burger.
HEY MSPAINTANON
wut
>>50085203How is your doujin coming along?
>>50085193Fine
>>50085222I'm working on it
WooOOoOOAAAAHHHH STORY OF MEIRATALE
>>50085243Is it porn?
>>50085243GO WORK ON ITdo you realize do YOU realize something let me tell youIf the merthdrones upload their doujin first they could steal your (You)s and you would have to move out to the 8
describe merth with a verb
>>50085243What is it even about?
>>50085285say
HEY MERTHHow do you feel about playing a part in giving most of this thread a hairy fetish?
>>50085285Traitor
>>50085268Yes>>50085289yuuka visits africa
Which 2hu would feel butthurt on behalf of her "friends" but always ends up helpless and frustrated?
>>50085308Alice!
HEY DRAWFAGSHat and fairy is the new fetishDraw it
>>50085308Parsee
>>50085321Cave Alice *
Give me your hat
cave alicereddit alicegay aliceam i missing any?
>>50085334Fossil AliceBoring AliceViolin Alice
>>50085334Elis
>>50085308Reddit Alice
>>50085334>>50085338Please refer to the chart
Diaper alice
Is Mayumi also an Alice even though she has hair accessories?
Favorite fruit?
Her name is Puppet Kana
>>50085359Banana
>>50085359Apricot
>>50085358Doll Alice
Shark Yukari
>>50085366>posts YoumuI see what you did there...
>>50085378What?
>>50085378Obeseanon...
>>50085366Should've been Meira instead of YoumuMeira is a gorilla woman
obese meira
Katana Alice
>tsunanon enters>HOOOOBA DOOBA AWOOOOGA SNIIIIIIFF PLAPPLAPPLAP>tewimom enters>...
>>50074964Please respond
>>50085448Nobody actually did this to tsunanon and I'm thankful
>>50085448>HOOOOBA DOOBA AWOOOOGA SNIIIIIIFF PLAPPLAPPLAPTewiuniverse's dog says this
>*ME enters the thread*>cheers and celebrations spreads through out jphu and vhu for days
>>50085503My name? 103.
ANON IS HERE. LET'S GIVE HIM A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE
>>50085503MY HERO
>>50085503Opinion on Takane?
>>50085503I HATE YOU
>Open ZUN stream>Canon yuri out of nowhere
>>50085551Fake and gayPost the REAL translation next time
zun : *raughs*
What would i see if i entered one of Sanae's streams?
>>50085560He literally say that, they were talking about Touhou 20
>*me enters the thread*>*crickets*
>>50085584>more fanfiction garbage YAWN
>>50085578Video games
>>50085560alright since you asked so nicely
>>50085578Sanny doesn't know what streaming is
>>50085621literally me
ira
>>50085642q
>There’s a shinegawa on the rock>Shinegawa represent a snake, and the stone represent Iwanagahime>They are always togetherLiterally canon before they even exist
>>50085551that's fucking it*draws zun getting fucked by a black man*
I do not give a single fuck about Akyuu and every time a post contains an image of her my brain just skips it
>>50085662Based
>>50085359Cherries
>>50085448Fat hairy hag lovers are just respectful of Tewihusband that's all
>>50085660He would never do this
Tewihusband stuck in the dog house
GET ME OUT OF HERE
>>50085692>>50085697I don't know why this sequence of posts made me laugh so hard
>>50085578Stream banned in multiple places
>>50085578Sanae cant stream but she talks to herself as she plays like some sort of sports commentator so that she feels better when she beats the game.
>>50085784I used to do this
>>50085626Damn
>>50085708feetsies couple
>>50085796what do you do now?
Meow meow Mrreow meow mrreow *brushes head against hand*
>It’s 2025>Touhou now have official ship name straight from ZUN himself
>>50085858>twitter screencap
>>50085868>CopingLol
https://www.youtube.com/live/l9L8nty1toM?si=cPE7nzaQF2xOqJhQ
I feel so helpless
>>50085922why are you such a PUSSY what even happened that would make you feel helpless, its literally out of nowhere
>>50085925I'm just so frustrated
>>50085914Staring straight into your soul
Call me a retard but i think I'm starting to realize why we don't talk about the games often.Compared to other genres like adventure games, RPGs or even gachaslop, 2hu games are extremely short and it's unlikely that you'd spend more than 3 hours getting/trying to get a 1cc. Most questions related to gameplay can be solved in a single reply but others can just be found online. Even discussion surrounding a new game fizzles out very quickly. There's nothing to say about the music except "it rocks" or "it blows" and the lore isn't worth theorizing about when ZUN is just improvising. Same goes for the girls, they're unidimensional characters so you can only call them cute, sexy, meh or ugly.
>>50085925I dropped out of college and I can't get a job, im going to starve soon
>>50085950>unlikely that you'd spend more than 3 hours getting/trying to get a 1ccdepends on how hard it is
>>50085950>we
>>50085950You're actually right, things are precisely like that for normalshitters and people with shit taste in 2hus. Which this thread is full of.
>>50085958Unless you're an addict, the combination of gamer fatigue and the repetitive nature of shmups won't keep you playing for very long.>>50085967How are things for YOU?
>>50085950Retard it’s because anyone who want to discuss the game don’t do it here, Touhou Gameplay Thread literally exist 2 block down, and lore people have their own place
>>50085950I have like 100 screenshots from FW alone with interesting lore bits or funny quotes.I think there is plenty to talk about if you pay attention
>>50085996>Yuyuko casually explaining the nature of timestopHow can modern physician compete?
>>50085957aerd...
im bored, should I do a drawfag relationship chart?
>>50086048Stop getting bored
>>50086048do it for every namefag
>>50085950You know what else "rocks" and "blows"?
Theory #2/jp/hus are more than capable of talking about the games but they're just too shy and timid to come up with a topic related to them. This leads to their minds going off-track which leads to them talking about themselves which leads to namefags which leads to anons talking about namefags
>>50086069Ariya
>>50086059only drawfags for now, list them>>50086057no
This season of Merth & Friends SUCKS! I liked the early seasons they had more SOVL
>>50086084My peenus weenus! Yippie!
>>50086089what if there was a show called Merth VERSUS Friends instead?
Merth VERSUS the forces of PatchEVIL
>>50086087What about our iconic cosplayers and ritualposters?
>>50086139because its too much work now, maybe later
drawfags autism spectrum
Super Merthio Bros.The Legend of MerthaMerthy's Dream LandMerthroidMerth FoxMerth ZeroFire MerthblemAnimerth CrossingMerthbound
Merth BandicootMerthyo the DragonMerthrapa the RapperMerth EscapeMerthal Gear SolidMerthchet and ClankRidge MertherTwisted MerthalMerth and DaxterSly CoopmerthUnmerthedThe Merth of UsGod of MerthGramerthy Rush
shut the fuark up about diaperth already
sorry
pamperth hehe
>>50086214lol
>>50085950Easier for most anons to speculate what kind of lunch their favorite namefag hadTouhou was never meant to have constant fast threads
>>50085996Except if you try to people start trolling/shitposting nowadays since people are so far up on shitting on each other
>>50086238PC-98 is not canon and you lost
Gonna play Lost Branch of Legend
>>50086251
Yup, see what I mean? The well's been long poisoned and you're better off discussing 2hu anywhere else but here, even though these kind of people still leak elsewhere
>>50086309>stole ze from Chiyuri>stole master spark from YuukaWhat else did MariTHIEF steal?
>>50086319yet you are here?
>>50086334I'm here to shitpost, obviouslyWhat kind of retarded questioning is even that?
Yuuka Kirisame
>>50086356you are complaining about shitposters yet you are one yourself
>>50086332My precious thing
>>50086367Yes, and? If you can't beat them, join themIsn't that what /v/hu is about on spreading the shitposting around?
>>50086367>
>>50086381Wrong, loser. /v/hu is about heart, soul and the bonds of friendship
TF2 server?
>>50086418Sorry, I don't play with /bant/roons
>>50086401Hahaha yeahVery funny
>>50086456No need to be so hard on yourself.
>>50086456You weren't supposed to point out the server...
It's a /v/hu server thoughbeit?
>thoughbeitI rest my case
ENOUGH!New Momiji and Kagerou doujin droppedhttps://nhentai.net/g/600215/
>>50086296you can see the reflection of Lunasa in the trumpetthat's cool
Meiravirgy having a melty again I see
>>50086087merthmspaintanontewimomtsundereanonyatsutraitorpencileatershotanoncrayolasnackerhamburgerhelperkoishidrawanonpatrickautistsumianonfutanon103aerd
>>50085858Wait, now I can get 103 to draw Yuiman and Ariya getting niggered! Thank you ZUN-sama!
I'll be releasing something tomorrow>what's that?You'll find out eventually
>>50086578Urumi fusu?
>>50086332Your heart
>>50086309Our tracer
I'll be dropping something big tomorrow >what's that?You'll find out eventually
Lotois...
What 2hus, in your opinion, have a large ass? Asking for research purposes.
>>50086677
>>50086677AliceSara especially YukiMaiShinkiEvery makai creature really
>>50085996A lot of these are pretty amusing
Thoughts on Seija's girlfriend?
>>50086750smelly
>>50086750i have not played UFO's extra stage so i have no opinions on her yet. Her design is neat.
>>50086578devanon?!what's your next game?
>>50086758nue on her way to page 10
>>50086758This artist jobbed to Potemki
>>50086773I still don't know about that whole Takorin-Potemki debacle. Was Takorin gonna make a game with Reisen but Potemki was too much of a Reisenfag to allow it or something like that? Was Potemki a former /v/hu?
>>50086788koishit how did you get those badoonkers
>>50086773Which one had a melty again
>>50086806That'd be meiravirgy but we're not talking about him at the moment
we're all virgins
Tewivirginmary..........
*starts breakdancing*I love meira!
>>50086848wanna change that?
OMG REMITRANNY HIIII!!!!
Tsundereanon love triangle
No
after the dust has settled, why did meirachan flop?
>>50086867Guy in charge of it is clearly new to handling a chan and the whole "only the IPs i trust are allowed" thing is bizarre. I hope he makes it better over time.
Mirdabot finally got it right im so proud of it
>>50086806Potemki over his pure(roflmao) waifu ReisenI remember like yesterday
>>50086867Turns out you need more than 1 guy to run a big site
>>50086867Needed a team and more time in the oven
>>50086873cute boy
mierdaballs KEKYPOW
Down Remitranny, down
die monster die
>>50086873It's a temporary measure until I implement my own custom captcha system, and also some other security measures, the lockdown will be lifted then.>>50086882It's not even a big site... yet!
HEY GUY IN CHARGE OF MEIRACHANFavorite 2hu game?
>>50086905LLS
>>50086905Mystic Square
>>50086905EoSD
>>50086905MoF
>>50086905wily sissy and weakest diaper
>>50086905SoEW
>>50086905What if she's a girl?
i could be wrong, so correct me if soMerth>likestewimom, tsuanon, yatsutraitor, mspaintraitor, pencileater, crayolasnacker, hamburgerhelper>hatesaerd, 103, patrickautist>neutral or no infokoishidrawanon, shotanon, sumianonMSpaintraitor>likesmerth, tewimom>neutral or no infoeveryone elseTsuanon>likesmerth, tewimom, yatsutraitor, crayolasnacker, koishidrawanon, mspaintraitor, hinatraitor?, potemki?, pencileater? >neutral or no infohamburgerhelper, aerd, 103, shotanonTewimom>likes merth, tsuanon, yatsutraitor, paintraitor>hatesaerd, 103>neutral or no infoeveryone elseYatsutraitor>likesmerth, tewimom, tsuanon, paintraitor>neutral or no infoeveryone elseShotanon>likesfutanon, merth>hates103, tewimom, tsuanon>neutral or no infoeveryone else103>likesaerd?nothing about the restAerd>likes103nothing about the resti dont know about the others
HEY ANON WHO HAS NO NAMEWhat's your favorite stage theme
>>50086938meant for >>50086557
>>50086940Unlocated Hell
Every thread is just talking about the same handful of people
I feel sexually aroused by the thought of a woman making an image board for me!
Can you guys please not steal questions directed at me?
I feel sexually aroused by the thought of a woman doing anything for me...
HAMBURGERHEPLER IS NOT A FUCKING DRAWFAG WHAT TO FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Drawshipping chart?
>>50086940Fires of Hokkai
Patrickautist has a crush on hamburgerhelper
>>50086959really?
>>50086940I like Raiko's theme.
https://www.twitch.tv/koisneedwhich one of you is this?
Devil trigger
>>50086989It WAS a made up namefag much like pencileater and rubberfucker THEYRE NOT FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT
>>50087021calm down Kyouko *spins adjective wheel*...Kyoukotwo?
Kyouko?I posted it again
WHAT DO YOU MEAN PENCILEATER AND RUBBERFUCKER AREN'T REAL? I SWEAR I TALKED TO THEM YESTERDAY
>>50087032I did this before
>>50086940Kobito of the Shining Needle ~ Little Princess
>>50087035proofs?
>>50087032i want to fuck kyouko so bad
>>50087021Then stop making up names, who even is Patrickautist?
Kukulu?
>>50087075Skribbl.
>>50087075You retards could just join the /v/ drawpile, you know. It's usually active between Friday and Sunday but it's open 24/7. https://abstract.moe/vdraws/
>>50087110NOPEI don't click on any links with an Aerd picture attached
>>50087124You can trust me, anon. I wouldn't harm a fly :)
>>50086864Is it really canon Reisen has a body like that?>>50085950Koishi sex
>>50086864me in the middle
>>50086940Kid's festival!
you see I've been through the desert with an anon with no name it felt good to be out of jphu
>>50087222So did you... you know... carved and chopped a camel and then drank water from it's intenstines?
SAW A THIRTY FOOT FAIRY WALKING DOWN YOUR STREET.THOUGH I WAS DOWN WITH GOD I HAD TO YELL RETREAT
Hey /jp/hu do you think vampires are real? I mean we have hundreds of vampire burials and there were real reports of vampire attacks in Serbia in the 1700s so I don't think we can completely dismiss the possibility.
Where did everyone go?
Orange
>>50087215>Kid'suohAlso good taste. Personally, I'm still a huge fan of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUielzYVbyUIt gives me this mental image of a colossal clay cow covered in moss and mountains stomping to the beat toward a grand, primeval shrine built by giants whose steps would envelop entire cities. Reimu is flying over and under and around the cow as graceful streams of bullets fill the air, and she's weaving inbetween everything as the cow guides her toward the earthen shrine far off into the distance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txL4VuwOvc4 is also really good since it evokes the imagery of an orbital satellite overflowing with wildlife, somehow. You get the sense there's a vast jungle full of life no one has ever seen before up there in the stars. It's so close, but it's so full of danger and the lifeforms aboard the abandoned satellite will hunt down and devour any invaders to their ancestral home, not even knowing man's hands had built it for them in the first place. Do they believe in their own gods born from legends of man's past existence upon the platform? Do they mistake the steel floors and tempered glass ceilings as the earth and sky?
>>50087390they went to alice
>>50087390Where did you get this picture of me?
>>50087390This is NOT you. This is NOT a picture of the other anon. And you should and will be loved.
>>50087481>And you should and will be lovedWill you love and cherish me?
let's say that hypothetically I host skribbl and lets say that for the sake of this argument i decided add in touhou prompts would anyone actually join?
>>50087525I cannot believe the guy who made this meme is now dead
post the one where mystia says you should play better games
me when I see a yatsuchuddie
>>50087552It's yatsuliberal and benbenchud, get it right please
>>50085950The reality is that the games are not really that interesting. Look at Seihou, same exact gameplay, same exact music composer, same exact vague lore, same exact Japanese indie roots and creed, even some 2hu crossovers. And yet no one, not even Japanese autists, give a shit about it. The Touhou fandom exists ONLY because of the fandom itself.
such a lonely night
HEY I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING STOP THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
fuck off dog
hey fuck-a you mario fuck-a you motherfuckerbitch!
Stop being mean please...
alright guys the joke is not funny anymore, can we go back to /v/ now?
we can't, this is our new home now
>>50087525Depends when you host it. I might go to sleep very soon. I think 50% of vhu is asleep right now
I need help to cum
>>50087851Give your cute little /jp/hu cock some hand plappies for me, okay, nonny? You think you can do that for me, nonny~? Have lots of cute adorable touhou nonny handsex for me and let out all of your stinky smelly nutslop~
ohmymeira
>>50087851to Child...!?!?!?!!??!?!?
>>50087913He didn't say that
>>50087929Right, because it's very easy to cum to children of the lunar variety.
>>50087110>>50087124This is aerd's favorite cartoon. If you know you know....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYjTb3opAA
>>50087870
>>50087391My wife~
>>50087773My wife~
>>50087982My wife~
Among Us
what the heck why is the new thread at bump limit already
>>50086332Cotton's design in SoEW, a traced portrait in PoDD and probably more
>>50084415my heroes :)
HEY MERTH
wat
What do you think about the fusus overall? Like, how popular they've gotten and how second to your animations they're one of your big creations? And how they've even inspired other drawfags to emulate you?
I like drawing the characters when they're talking the most since the second drawings are more of an afterthought meme thing I don't really take seriously. They're not that big though but I'm glad people have found joy in drawing them
>>50088312>They're not that big thoughThe archive has 1056 views, I bet the catbox album has significantly more if it had a hit counter
>>50088227Hinapervert, I...
>>500883181k people is a lot of people but I still think it's more on the niche side, which I don't mind
>>50088300Where would you take your favorite Touhou on a date to?
And another point with those is that they've been the catalyst for me jumping to make a comic in writing dialogue, something I've never felt adequate at. Though that's not really showing with the Wriggle comic since I want to make it more on the shitposty side>>50088328I want to take her out for a picnic
>>50088300>Amazon Reimu>Fat fuck Reimu>Shortstack Reimu>Gorilla Reimu>Skeleton ReimuRank these various meme Reimus from the one you would most be willing to date to the least willing to date. Make sure to include the cut-off point for where you would be willing to have sex with said Reimu.>"But I'd be fine with all of-"RANK
a picnic? how boring...
>>50088332>I want to take her out for a picnicDescribe the picnic, what foods would you prepare? What time and where? What lines would you use to serenade her?
>>50088300which indie cartoon that came out this month did you like the most? Knights of Guinevere, Space King, Monkey Wrench, or your favorite Homestuck? When will you release your indie cartoon and compete with them?
>Reimu on a picnicDid you even play the games take her flower viewving then picnic you dumbfuck
>>50088347Cherry blossom viewing is basically just a seasonal picnic dude. Let's be real if you're offering Reimu free food she won't complain
What Touhou would like Homestuck and isn't named Alice?
>>50088352
>>50088334Skeleton Reimu (Bone Form) > Shortstack Reimu > Skeleton Reimu > Fat Fuck Reimu > Gorilla Reimu. There is no cut-off point>>50088335>>50088340Picnics are different from taking someone to a restaurant. It's more intimate, being able to choose a scenery to her liking. Preparing food is another thing you can impress her with, and if she has a sense of gratitude, will appreciate the effort given. Not full proof for everyone though. I just wanna hang out and hope my autism charms her enough.>>50088346None of them because they don't interest me but I'm willing to watch Monkey Wrench. I'll release an indie cartoon whenever ZUN steals my alcohol card
>>50088346>Knights of GuinevereMost okayish thing we've had in a while>Space KingHad to search this one, seems like a flop>Monkey WrenchBeyond boring >HomestuckVomit inducing>>50088355I was gonna say Sumireko but I can't think of something more antizoomer and hard to get it than homosuck as it's currently is, than I thought of Sanae but she doesn't strike me as the westaboo type, maybe Renko
>>50088355Memereko looks like she even has a tumblr account
>>50088334YOU FORGOT FAT AND HAIRY REIMU>>50088367MERTH WHERE IS FAT AND HAIRY REIMU (and just hairy reimu since we have just fat reimu on there too)
Fat and Hairy is getting stale. I think a new fad should be Tree Sized Women.
>>50088371You know who looks like she has a tumblr account?Hatate, but no one remenbers her, Sumipreggo was an instagrammer in Violent Kudogetector last I checked
HEY TEWIGALACTUSHEY TSUNANONHEY EVERY ELSEAnswer the same questions Merth does and rate Merth's answers as if you were his teacher
Aya posts war footage in /gif/Megumu posts weird aislop in facebookHatate has a menhera twitter accountNobody cares what Momiji does
>>50088389Momiji posts videos of me fucking her raw on xvideos
>>50088389but what does hecatia do?
>>50088396Posts videos of me fucking her raw on pornhub
>>50088383We decided last time freckles were the new thing
>>50088405My bad freckles is hot
>>50088383Most fat and hairy are tree sized though
>>50088415Why isnt Yamame fat and why are you using Wriggle's FDF portrait for reference
>>50088431The reference was for her body shape
>>50088434Bigger.
>>50088415Ok but will Momoyo and Larva be involved at one point
>>50088441No the story ends next part but I'm brainstorming a new next one
>>50088415Wriggle is cool but why is Yuuma a midget and why isn't Yamame fat
>>50088415Merth...
I'm back and I made fried chicken sandwiches tonight
>>50088488That looks good... What name should I refer to you as forever? Yukarichefanon?
>>50088494I already have a name but that one is probably better than the last one
>>50088496Wh-What was your name? Tewimom?
>>50088499No, her cooking looks great too though. I should ask her for some recipes
>>50088502Merth!?
>>50088503Does Merth cook? if he does, it's the first I've heard of it
>>50088506Kyoukoanon?!?
>>50088508I don't think you'll actually guess it, I haven't been to /v/hu or /jp/hu for a while so my old name is lost to time
>>50088512Parseecosplayer!?!?
>>50088516Don't bother, you can guess a hundred times and none of them will be right. It's seriously been a while
>>50088516It's Yukaricosplayer are you stupid
>>50088527THAT WAS MY NEXT GUEST FUCK WHY DID YOU RUIN IT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE GOD DAMN I COULD'VE BLOWN HIS FUCKING MIND GUESSING IT CORRECTLY AFTER HE SAID I'D BE WRONG FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
>>50088531Unless you aren't Yukaricosplayer in which case I'll keep guessing, after Yukaricosplayer I'd guess Tsunanon
Actually, it was me, mspaintanon
Actually, it was me, Yatsutraitor
Yukarichefanon who are you
>>50088542Real /v/hu oldfags remember who it is. They've posted pictures of their cooking with their Yukari fumo before.
HEY YUKARICHEFANON
>>50088565Hey
>>50088617What's your favorite touhou?
>>50088622Yukari
>>50088617Do the Reimu ranking>>50088334>>50088374
>>50088626Evil youkai yukari, manipulating mastermind yukari, or sleepy failgirl yukari?
I have to go to bed for work tomorrow good night friends
>>50088636*Kisses you* goodnight
>>50088636Good night Anon, sleep well
>>50088636Goodnight!
>>50088632
>>50088642Would you have sex with Yukari?
>>50088617Have you ever met Merth before?
Sometimes i think about introducing merth to megaman x because i like megaman x and i think merth would like megaman x too
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/671357103/#671363154Yes Lotois, the joke here is that's another transexual cosplayer.Something about Mikosisters sticking together.
>>50088653ive played it before its fun
>>50088696>LotoisIs that a ligma joke?
>>50088696Another? There was a first?
>>50088699Reddit Alice poster is from Reddit, that's just his username
>>50088696Do you mean me? I'm a guy (male) and I like being a guy (male), I just cook food>>50088647Sure>>50088651Not IRL
>>50088706Which namefag would you have turned into a touhou that represents them for everyone's comedic entertainment?
>>50088713Orinposter
Don't call me Sagumeanon
Reddit Shinki*
Hey /jp/hu want to see me do my iconic sagume dance
my life is ruined
Orin rimjob
>>50088946I saw this oneWith a horse
im bout to yatsubust
>>50088367Moneky Wrench seems like the most Merth-like show up there so this answer makes sense
2hus that suck toes?
>>50089126Yuki
Sucking toes is not a warm-up exercise.
Who are Reddit Yuki and Reddit Mai?
>>50089149Marisa & Cirno
>>50088415Fucking Wriggle's tight little youkai child pussy in public...https://files.catbox.moe/qczage.png
>>50089147>mole on feetHoly fuck, I almost forgot how badly I want to dick down Seija.
what
shecksh
>>50089249I know who you are.
>>50089249I know who you are what you were.you're slippin' jared!
>>50089289>>50089266Slippin' 'Zuchi I can handle!
>>50088237ALICE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
slippin jared i can handle just fine but slippin jared with a pen is like a chimp with a machine gun
!!
...
Why is Koichuck so much bigger?
Can you guys stop being mean to touhous?
real unfunny hours truly a sad sightwho could be responsible with an already massive unfunny streak to begin with
If a noncanon hu is unfunny does that mean she's canonically funny?
REAL diaper hours
Can you guys stop being mean to /jp/hus?
Why is the cat rendered on a Playstation 1?
Kek
https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/xQfapgorD8AAAAWWW
what if you found out a namefag here opened their heart to darkness and had practiced evil magic?
I would never do that.
>>50089790His name is Sharth Vader
my most loyal servant sharth vader, come to me
Yes master tewipalpatine
>>50089673It's traceslop and they couldn't be arsed to trace the cat too
Sharth vader, your first order is to CVCK takanetoddler
>>50089661If this post gets removed and anyone's wondering what it was it's a picture of Ellen from Phantasmagoria of Dim. Dream receiving cunnilingus from a tabby cat.
>>50089798I don't believe it
>>50089736If this post gets removed and anyone's wondering what it was it's a picture of Marisa Kirisame crying as she realizes the pointless life she spent as a diaper shitter.
>>50089905the real question is why is she cheating on sokrates
>>50089905Notably it is not Ellen's cat from Phantasmagoria of Dim. Dream, as that cat Sokrates was white without any markings.
>>50089330this is just a glowing marisad, not rare
>>50089934how rare is a crayon marisad?
>>50089868103broken
>>50089951finally a rare marisad!
yatsukneelers vs yatsugoonerswho wins?
