You know what they say: Once you go witch, nothing else can scratch that itch.
>>50095678Virginity thieving forest gremlin.
>>50095683And I love her for it.
>>50095678Marisa is responsible for making me rape forest weirdos with magical powers, I swear.I just can't help myself around them anymore, her fat butt was so addicting my brain can't function without it anymore. I need help.
>>50095683>Virginity thievingDoes she put special magic mushrooms in people's drinks or something?
>>50095702You know what they say: Once you go Marisa, your brain chemistry is irrevocably altered in such a way that you are no longer able to fill the gap in your heart and mind with anything else.You know, the classic saying. I assure you, it's a well known saying and not just something Marisa made up on the spot to deflect questions about her drugging you and giving you brain damage. Something she would never do.
Marisa butt
>>50096157Fat ass.
What did she see?
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/love_colored_boundary_ch12Marisa is in love
This dumb witch turned herself into a book!
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>>50099222I see Marisa spelled out in katakana sometimes, that seems highly disrespectful to a very proud Japanese girl with a very Japanese name with very Japanese kanji.
>>50099226so they killed Marisa?
>>50098908I know this is a Marisa thread but man I love Patchouli here
>>50099310Fairy names are always rendered in katakana, so it's not a big deal.>>50099365I'm sure they can fix her right up with a little glue.
>>50099445Comparing our heroine to some dumb fairies?I'll pretend I didn't hear that...
>>50099445You're a fairy, not Marisa!
I wish I could live in a cabin alone, spending my days pursuing my passions and doing what I want to do. Imagine getting to live with Marisa and seeing this visage of heaven every morning.I hate being a wagie so much it's unreal.
>>50099456Fact: She could not settle in the village and left for the woods in order to live with her own people.Fact: She has an unnatural hair color that could not have come from the proud sons and daughters of Yamato.Fact: She has a notable ability to use magic despite a complete lack of talent.Fact: She is incredibly reckless with a near-total disregard for her own safety.Fact: She has an immediate rapport with any fairies she meets and is quick to join in on their antics.Fact: She "survives" clearly lethal injuries despite not possessing a spiritually or magically enhanced body.Fact: She compulsively engages in sneak-thievery.Fact: She is simply far too short to be considered truly human.All this points towards Marisa being at least half-fairy, and that she's the result of Mister Kirisame nutting in Luna Child's womb one faithful moonlit night, who then dumped the baby on him after it was born and promptly forgot about ever giving birth, never recognizing her own daughter.It's tragic, truly.
>>50099506The worst part is that I can't actually debunk this theory in any meaningful way. It's just too airtight, there are zero holes.I can't believe my hu is a half fairy
>>50099506>Fact: She could not settle in the village and left for the woods in order to live with her own people.She didn't have to "settle," she was born there and left.>Fact: She has an unnatural hair color that could not have come from the proud sons and daughters of Yamato.Blonde genes are recessive, so either you think Marisa is ~80% fairy, or she has two blonde human parents or changed her appearance thru magic. >Fact: She has a notable ability to use magic despite a complete lack of talent.Her ability is proof of her talent. Talent is innate, and can be genetic.>Fact: She is incredibly reckless with a near-total disregard for her own safety.Yet she does not act sedated. This means she is more likely just an adrenaline junky.>Fact: She has an immediate rapport with any fairies she meets and is quick to join in on their antics.Most fairies she meets get shot without a second thought. It's more likely that the times she hanged out with four clearly abnormal fairies is the exception.>Fact: She "survives" clearly lethal injuries despite not possessing a spiritually or magically enhanced body.What is magic even for?>Fact: She compulsively engages in sneak-thievery.Marisa engages exclusively in thievery, the fairies do a lot more. From this, we can deduce that Marisa has a different reason for engaging in theft than the fairies.>Fact: She is simply far too short to be considered truly human.Then I guess we found Sakuya's secret origin as well.
Don't worry Marisa, I don't care what the results of your fairy DNA test are, I'll still see you as a powerful and respectable youkai exterminator.What, treating you like a child? Suddenly headpatting you? It was just an involuntary twitch, I swear!
>>50099635Marisa was clearly floating here. Sakuya's one of the tallest characters in the series.
>>50099635>>50099712I also wouldn't use Sakuya as a point of comparison when she's heavily implied to be of mixed human origin too.
>>50099712They have the same proportions. Do you think Marisa just has very short legs?
>>50099725It's either an artistic error or artistic liberty to make the framing of the shot work better, depending on how much credit you want to give said artist.
>>50099734Then you can, by the same logic, dismiss every depiction of character height, since they're all inconsistent.
>>50099742Marisa is very consistently portrayed as short, and Sakuya is very consistently portrayed as tall, I don't think a single ending image is the hill you want to die on.Obviously nobody really buys the half fairy idea, but it's funny and frankly not the dumbest Marisa theory I've heard. If I had to pick between, for a more extreme example, half-fairy Marisa or "Marisa was sexualy abused by her father", both have about as much supporting evidence so I'd probably go with the one that isn't edgy nonsense involving my favorite hu suffering severe parental abuse.
>>50099763>Marisa was sexualy abused by her father>supporting evidencei need more detail
>>50099768Marisa ran away from home and doesn't like talking about her father.That's about the extent of it.
>>50099774i can't believe it was real...
>>50099787What's worse, Marisa would go on to contract ligma. It was terminal...
>>50099851what's ligma?
>>50099865Steve Jobs
>>50099897ligma balls
Whatever happened to her pet tsuchinoko anyway?
>>50099635>She didn't have to "settle," she was born there and left.Because she understood instinctively that she didn't belong there and could never be comfortable living amongst them.>Blonde genes are recessive, so either you think Marisa is ~80% fairy, or she has two blonde human parents or changed her appearance thru magic.That's not how recessive genes work. And while I do believe that most of the Human Village has a little fairy in them, the important part is that significant non-human ancestry dominates true human genetics, which is why most of the villagers have proper black hair except for the freakshows who clearly aren't pure human stock.>Her ability is proof of her talent. Talent is innate, and can be genetic.The talent part is about her ability to develop and progress her magical abilities, which for her is lacking compared to the superior magicians who are comfortable practicing their arts in the human village. Marisa can only progress through extreme study and great difficulty, so despite an innate ability to use some magic, she does not truly make for a good magician.>Yet she does not act sedated. This means she is more likely just an adrenaline junky.Like all fairies, who always jump into incidents with great excitement to have fun.And don't make me pull out the fairy on fairy crime violence statistics.>Most fairies she meets get shot without a second thought. It's more likely that the times she hanged out with four clearly abnormal fairies is the exception.Again, that's just how incidents are. Cirno is notorious for shooting down her fellow fairies, too.>What is magic even for?In Marisa's case, pure offense. She's not like Byakuren or the Taoists, who have bolstered their bodies through magical means.>Marisa engages exclusively in thievery, the fairies do a lot more. From this, we can deduce that Marisa has a different reason for engaging in theft than the fairies.She's only half-fairy, after all. She's still part human, as well, so she's not going to do everything fairies do.>Then I guess we found Sakuya's secret origin as well.Yes, Sakuya is descended from secret genetic engineering projects Eirin performed on the moon that included her own genome in an attempt to create a new, perfected Lunar race. She's not fully human either.
>>50099908hmmmmmm, marisa's balls
>>50100080It's currently eating through volumes 4 and 5 of Patchys top 50 000th grimores: Magic and you, how to cast with gusto
Wait, so if Marisa is a fairy does that mean there's no law against capturing her and keeping her as a pet? Asking for a friend.
>>50099506>Fact: She is simply far too short to be considered truly human.Is Marisa the canonically shortest human 'hu? I'm inclined to believe so unless Akyuu is human, which I think she's like Rinnosuke-tier demihuman at best
>>50101442Akyuu is human, she just has a deal with some yama to keep her memories each reincarnation. She's far from the weirdest human situation.And if we count Youmu and Futo as human they're probably shorter. Maybe.
>>50101451Nah Youmu and Futo are definitely less human than Rinnosuke
>>50101442Akyuu was first seen as a child at maybe ten years old, so she was tiny then. Her adult self from FS, just going off proportions, looks to be taller than Marisa.
>>50101484Fucking eh, that's humiliating being shorter than Akyuu
>>50101464Futo maybe, but only in that she's an ascended human.Youmu though? We know that she'll become fully human if she leaves the netherworld for too long, so in a sense she's just a human adapted to ghost life. Rinnosuke will always be half youkai.
I love my cute dorf wife.
>>50099506Luna doesn't have to be Marisa's motherIt could also be the clown since she's blonde too
I love my cute dorf sister
>>50101751As funny as that would be, CP would have either been hanging out in hell or being prepped for the lunar invasion by Junko when Marisa was conceived and presumably born. Unless Marisa's dad is secretly some sort of absolute unit that rushed hell and fucked the first hell fairy he saw (coincidentally CP), I don't see how that's possible.
>>50101869>being preppeddoes the clown really look like someone that understands preparation as a concept?
>>50101880Yeah, that's why I was hesitant to even propose that as an alternative, but that's the only other place I could even imagine her being some vague, floating timeline number of years ago between 10 and 20.
Marisa has a gift for you!Do you accept?
Marisa
>>50101183Patchouli's gonna be pissed!
>>50095678I wanted to belive you, but... I went witch, and now I want to switch.
>>50104782OP wasn't a commendation of witches anon, it was a warning.Your heart and body now belong to her, I'm so sorry...
>>50104847That sounds a lot like something a youkai would do! Isn't her charm point being a human magician? Is she a sham?
>>50105329I hate to be the one to tell you this anon, but the truth is that even human women will act like youkai in order to secure her man.
>>50105355its the magic that does it, they have power so they instinctively lean towards using that powerthe crimson slasher is similar
Have we ever gotten a confirmation as to Marisa's literary tastes? She feels like the type to read recreationally but I can't recall if we've ever actually seen her read anything that wasn't academic.
>>50095678Yeah Alice is great. I especially like her voluptuous body.
RIP in pieces Marisa's broom, you were a beloved part of Marisa's arsenal but ZUN needed to kill someone off in this nothing manga...
>>50107284ZUN has been constantly humiliating Marisa recently and then just pretends he isn't by having the worst character call her a pretty cool magician or whatever.
imagine bullying this sweet girl
>>50109639How could ZUN be so cruel?
>>50101569>dorfIt sick it piss?
The cutest official Marisa character portrait is cut content. How could ZUN do this to us?
>>50112230Because discovering that is like putting on an old jacket and finding 40 bucks in one of the pockets.
>>50112230It's just how PCB is. You can either drown in sorrow, or make peace with how things are.
>>50112301Silly Cirno, you're wearing that apron backwards! It should go on the front!
Waking up Marisa!
