Discuss the prostitutes of Gensokyo, your hookerhu fantasies, and the brothel owners, Seiga and Sannyo.
>>50096518Please visit youkai mountain. It's free, and they even pay you if you become a regular!
>>50096609male prostitution must be a lucrative business in gensokyo. Think of how many lonely youkai women you'd get
>>50096670They wouldn't pay you shit homie. If they wanted anything they would just take it.
>>50096680Kitsune paws typed this post.
>>50096680>They wouldn't pay you shit homie. If they wanted anything they would just take it.I doubt it. there has to be some unspoken rule about treating the male prostitutes good because if one youkai fucks it up then nobody gets to have their fun
>>50096609Aya would never do it for free.
>>50096518If Iku was a hookerhu, she wouldn't ask for your money. She'd just want to get married afterwards with the first customer she found
>yet another porn addict threadKill yourself, secondary.
>>50097117What do you think youkai do for money? Some of them go shopping so they have to have income somehow. Do they collect tax from the humans?
>>50096518There are literally 0 touhous that canonically have any reason to be prostitutes
>>50097117Who're you quoting, secondary-kun?
>>50097321You can't let yourself be held back by common sense in Gensokyo, right!?
>>50096898My wife has a lot of pride, ofc she'd price herself highly
>>50097186They spook people into dropping their wallets then turn those wallets in to the lost and found at the local police station for a small reward.
>>50097593cuckanon....
>>50097321There's no reason to get drunk either, but there they are.The only reason they really need is to be impulsive enough and have little foresight, which they are more often than not. Matter of fact, Tenshi is a prime candidate.
>>50097321Well, Jo'on is canonical described as attaching herself to men and draining them of their wealth. This is a thinly veiled reference to at least some sort of a sugar daddy relationship. One can easily extrapolate something like this easily to her sister too, though obviously she would have entirely different clientele. Beyond these two, Komakusa uses a title associated with prostitution. She's more of a brothel owner type though. In premodern times, miko were prostituted sometimes when times got very desperate. This puts the copious amounts of art featuring Reimu and Sane engaged in sex trade into context. Considering how Reimu is canonicaly depicted as being very poor, this might be an intentional slight suggestion that she has to resort to these kind of things to keep herself fed. Depending on if youkai need things like food or not, you can make the case for some others. Most notably Mike, who is a stray maneki neko youkai who is not very good at attracting money or customers. She's at the fringes of human society, yet not quite part of it, cursed with bad luck and "happily unemployed". Historicaly human women in similar circumstances would frequently wound up in the sex trade.
>>50097321Shion needs moneyJohn needs moneyReimu needs moneyAya needs to incentivize potential subscribersTewi needs to trick guys into getting her pregnant.
>>50097748Would you rather your wife do it for free then? If I'm going to be cucked at least she should do it for a high price.Btw she does it with me for free.
>>50097933I think Tenshi's more of a slut than a whore. She'd do it with lowly Earthlings for fun and because it's "taboo" and she enjoys (literally) fucking around. She doesn't need the money.
>>50099042Fair enough, but I value her freedom more. I think I'll tell her to start charging a fee if her partner is rich enough.
>>50099388Would Taters be cheaper or more expensive than Aya?
>>50102389More expensive, but easier to negotiate lower prices
Come to Seiga's brothel. Perfect for a "dead" lay!
>>50104030How much is one night with dead fetus?
>>50097186Yukari gives them a stipend for not overhunting humansbut also I'd much rather they sell themselves to human villagers and outsiders that are lucky enough to mee them
>>50104030I don't know if I like the seiga system
>>50097593>>50099042Your wife is a whore!>>50102389More, Aya does it for free...
>>50106015>Aya does it for freeeveryone knows Aya does it for newspaper subscriptions.it's AFTER that that she'll do it for free.
>>50106037If I paint my house red, will Aya come crashing through my window to have sex with me?
>>50096518I don't like the concept of prostitution itself. It reminds me of NTR.
>>50106640That's because it literally is and disliking NTR means you are a healthy adult male.Good on you anon. Your favorite touhou would be proud!
>>50106640>>50106761>Every sexual relationship has to be based on love and intimacy, with no room for casual or transactional encountersI dunno, I think you guys might just be intentionally missing the point
>>50106774kill yourself troon >>>/lgbt/
>>50106640Prostitution is VASTLY inferior to NTR.
>>50107147Sure cuck, you will regret your life decision when you are no longer able to pleasure your wife, or when your wife gives birth to a random man's baby.
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>>50096680Jokes on you I'm into that.
>>50108019For free? That's just sad.
How would you conduct yourself as a male prostitute in Gensokyo?Personally, I'd charge a high premium for tengu because they're annoying. I'd also ban kitsune and tanuki because they'd definitely scam me.
>>50108094>ban kitsuneThey are looking for a husband, not pleasure.
>>50108094>Personally, I'd charge a high premium for tenguMegumu pathetically giving you most of her hard-earned money for a small kiss, while the Oni can have you all the way for practically free...
>>50107189>when your wife gives birth to a random man's baby.YESYESYESYESYESYES
>>50106640>>50106761>*hits ho*>Is being a pimp the ultimate cuckoldry?>I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a prostitute. Honestly, think about it rationally.
>>50107189>>50108118It's not incest if it's someone else's
>>50108154Indeed. But don't forget that her child inherits the unfaithful trait. Thus, you'll end up cucked again.
>>50108107You get it.
>>50108175I HATE COOOKIEEEEEE
>>50108094Ok but which touhous out there would really be looking for male prostitutes?
>>50108868The one who is simply too shy to approach men the normal way!
>>50106015Shut the fuck up Hatate, Aya does it for a higher price than you and she gets them.
>>50109103Are you seriously implying that Hatate sold her body for money?
>>50108868None of them would be looking for it, but none of them would decline the service either.
>>50098138Joon is more likely to scam you lol, you won't get anything out of your money, which is preferable to her just mug you and take your wallet
>>50109148She needs the funding for her dead news agency lmao
Excuse me, my Hatate wife would NEVER require a financial incentive to cheat on me!
so which 2hus do it because they hate themselves and which 2hus do it for the love of the game?
>>50096518I'm the only man Joon charges for it (I am her boyfriend)
>>50096518what is the difference between a hooker and a Courtesan? is just pump-and-dump or a more simulated experience?which 2hu would consider it?
Emotionless sex with bored/tired eyes is peak hookerhu. Bonus point if she gets angry because you want her to put more effort into her job.
>>50110325Living the dream.
I like getting cucked. My favorite 2hu is Kogasa.
>>50110568You can still help her find attractive bulls and buy her more clothes and sex toys.>>50111465She needs more training!>>50111619Kogasa is a virgin, so the first night should be a threesome as a bare minimum.
>>50112000Whoops meant to reply. >>50110123
Which girls would do porn?Of all kinds, from pinups in magazines to full on hardcore sex.Which ones would only do yuri and which ones hetero?Which ones would be open to raceplay (and if so what kinds)?Would they do NTR? Who would play the husband?Are there any that would have to take a lot of convincing to only to gravure? Which ones wouldn't take any convincing at all to do the hardcore stuff?
>>50108094The only ones I feel like you'd need to watch out for is the hagsThey'd book the full boyfriend experience, taking up all your time
>>50112290>Which girls would do porn?Any kitsune, tanuki, nue since they could conceal their true appearance.>Which ones would only do yuri and which ones hetero?Any girl will definitely do either of these for a reasonable price.>Which ones would be open to raceplay (and if so what kinds)?Hatate. Any race is welcome!>Would they do NTR? Who would play the husband?Hatate and this guy >>50110123>Are there any that would have to take a lot of convincing to only to gravure? Humans and Moonies.>Which ones wouldn't take any convincing at all to do the hardcore stuff?Oni.
>>50110151I can imagine Shion whoring herself out over needing to, but I can't see any 2hus being prostitutes over self-loathing. Jo'on Aya and Tewi all do it because they love it, Reimu is neutral.>>50111465God I want dead fish sex with Reimu so bad.
>>50096518Which 2hu would you like to turn into a prostitute and why? I'm interested in a naïve girl like Sumireko. I'm going to catch her then sell her to a brothel. I'll become her regular and enjoy watching her break down over time.
>>50114679I don't personally want to turn a 2hu into a prostitute, but I would like to see Seiga get desperate to compete with Sannyo and start to shanghai unsuspecting girls into working in her brothel, like Marisa and Kosuzu.
>>50108107Cuckqueenhus are a market of massive untapped potential.
Sanae would have a "12 and under ride free" sign.
>>50121944How nice of Sanae to make one of these kiddie rides for big boys as well~
>>50121944H-how low is she willing to go?
>>50123438She's still trying to find the youngest boy she can that can ejaculate for his first time.
>>50106774>Every sexual relationship has to be based on love and intimacy, with no room for casual or transactional encountersthis but unironically
>>50123445I was an early bloomer who's been fapping to hentai since age 9, didn't start actually producing cum until I was 10 I thinkI think Sanae is just setting herself up for disappointment trying to go lower
Surgeon General's advice: "Wear a condom when having sex with a prostitute!"
>>50127616She would never say this. If you catch something then you'll have to go to her to get it fixed and pay for it by acting as her guinea pig.
>>50127616eirin has sex with her patients for a fee and this is what she tells them!
>>50127204It's not like the ejaculation is the only fun part for her. And there have been boys that can cum sooner than you, so she might as well keep trying!
but sanny is good girl...
>>50130766A good girl who also happens to be a prostitute.
what are reimu's prices
>>50133466500 yen (tax included), protected sex only. Free for male youkai.
>>50133585>Free for male youkai.Why does she love them so much...
>>50133641because she knows I hate them
>>50133585Does she think charging nothing will spawn male youkai into existence?
>>50133585What about black men?
>>50133585Free cause they never use her service, they're asexual at best.
>>50133466If she's into you, 2,000 yen. if she dislikes you, 2,000 yen.
>>50133585Does Rinnosuke pay 250?
>>50133585>>50134239Which should I believe? 2000 yen seems too expensive.>>50134183FT exists.>>50134211There are no black men in Gensokyo, at least not yet.>>50134257Didn't he transition to a transwoman and then start selling his body?
>>50133446No good girl ever sells he body for money!
>>50128622Gotta make sure those boys convert and become believers for the shrine, Moriya shrine exclusive.. and pleasure is one way ticket for such purpose.
>>50134715>Didn't he transition to a transwoman and then start selling his body?The desire to be a prostitute can have weird effects on the bodies of non-humans in Gensokyo.
>>50133466Handjob - 500 yenFootjob - 1000 yenBlowjob - 3000 yenVaginal* - 5000 yenAnal* - 10000 yenPaizuri - 2000 yen*with condom
>>50138259and without the condom...?
>>50138259How much for eye socket & ear penetration?
>>50138272Only available for futas, sorry.
>>50138259A footjob costs the same as a burger...
>>50139371You get PSE from Shion for a happy meal.>>50138268not allowed.
Today's girls:ShionJo'onHatateNitoriReisen
>>50149294>Reisenis bdsm ok?
>>50149315on you or her?
joon can steal anyone's money without as much as a kiss so it makes no business sense to put out plus its easily observable that the whores who never even do full frontal make way more for way less work than the whores who do really depraved things.therefore, joon is a kissless virgin
>>50152486If I rape her will her powers make me produce more cum, have it be more fertile, and allow me to shoot it multiple times in her womb?
Not sure if there's any interest in male prostitution ITT, but if there is, I wrote a fic as Aya writing a review of a brothel in the Bunbunmaru Newspaper:https://archiveofourown.org/works/72481146
>>50155550Its really good anonThe Reimu part in the FAQ portion got a laugh outa me
>>50155805Thanks for reading and commenting! I like to include some humor in my writing, but it's always difficult to judge if people are going to find things funny. Good to hear it worked.
>>50127616I'm always reminded of Eirin in eraTohoTW where she will massage your balls to make your sperm quality better or completely draining them if you tell her your problem is getting an erection when looking at her.
>>50155550I really like it, you get a kudos from me. The formatting really helps the story.I give it five stars.
>>50155953Thanks. I was a bit worried that I was overdoing the footnotes but they're an important part of the Bunbunmaru style.
a /jp/sie goes to gensokyo:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l3H20wCkeA
>>50152655She drains financial assets, you'll have to somehow manage to effectively label your semen as such, the only way I could see this even close to possible is to get rid of all man in gensokyo but you, then selle semen in syringes as "miracle baby making liquid", this may work if people want babies enough to by these, which is more likely than I think since you get rid of half the population. No idea for the ovaries though.
>>50155550Now do one about anon spending the night with Joon, paizuri included.
>>50138307Thanks for reminding me that video exists. It awoke something terrible in me.
>>50160485Well, as we know from Aya, human semen is a commodity among tengu and we can presume other yokai as well.While that may not be a universal need or want, neither are old video games and anime figures and I'm certain she'd take those from you as well.
What does sex with a prostitute feels like?
