/jp/hu
fvark
mikosister update#34:my tummy is suddenly aching again, I think I'm having my first period
should i go for a normal no bomb 1cc or a hard 1cc with bombs (im a filthy noskill bomb spammer)
>>50120545second thing sounds more fun
>>50120545normal no bomb and then hard no bomb
Fucking hell, you're still talking about Merth? Reminder that he:>shils his boring waifu (meirafag and takanetoddler were bullied for this)>leaked personal anon information, even if you can't do much with it (Ayapervert is despised for this)>brings up drama with namefags OUT OF NOWHERE (one of Tewilard's most disliked traits).>somehow got parseecosplayer's personal contact (parseestalker was laughed at for even trying to do it)>delivers hastily made drawings to his fans (103 is clowned on for this)>posts nsfw content in blue boards and is most likely brown (people want Juan out of this thread for this very reasson)>forces off-topic memes related to a franchise that has nothing to do with Touhou (patrickautist and jackalmanautist lost for a reason)>is in a discord server where links to the threads get posted (chinadiaper schizos' modus operandi)>never talks about the games (/jp/hu as a whole)But it's ok when Merth does it.
>>50120624anlonhavbe you hada a nice meal todayor a nice drink
posted it again award
humiliation ritual for merth
MERTH DEFENSE FORCE ONLINE
What's with Merth and bugs
its just one guy posting about this namefag
nooticing
its just three guys posting about this namefag
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>>50120624cute boycute bot
II like you guys better than 8moe
>>50120624guaranted replies
>>50120662This anon started smelling burning toast while typing this
Oh no bros the drunk jaysissy likes us what do we do?
>>50120688Make him draw Meira
>>50120688I read this in Muscle Man's voice
>>50115559>why don't you tell us how many of those idol groups are still around? Oh, is it none of them? Oh, is it because her leaving all those past groups happened to coincide with those groups' closures?Why lie?架州月音2ねん8くみ仙台校2015年6月4日加入2017年4月13日脱退https://x.com/idolcafe2_8/status/852180996120166400>still around薄幸咲ゆらりEXIT2017年6月加入2017年7月脱退https://seesaawiki.jp/neverless/d/%A4%BD%A4%CE33>continued for 4 more months化野ゆらりAPOKALIPPPS2017年11月6日加入2017年11月30日脱退https://x.com/APOKALIPPPS_NOW/status/935896453670608898>still around星影アステリズム2017年11月11日始動2018年2月19日解雇https://x.com/hoshikage_info/status/964705490121867264https://x.com/hoshikage_info/status/965029282476048384https://x.com/hoshikage_info/status/965029801567272960https://x.com/hoshikage_info/status/965602591781646337>FIRED>continued for one more month鳥羽こはくぴぐまりおん。2018年9月8日デビュー2019年2月7日脱退https://x.com/pygmalion_idol/status/1093479492406829056>continued for 7 more months虚彗2020年6月個人勢として再始動2021年8月1日引退>indie亜倉ユウヒアネモネプロジェクト2021年8月27日デビュー2022年3月31日解散2023年7月8日卒業>no info but come the fuck on she was gone for over a year before being let go so the group clearly continued without her火威青ホロライブ2023年9月9日デビュー2025年10月3日卒業>still around
more like mierda har har har har
>>50120688>Update\oayk sorry all you guys do is talk about whatever stuff random stuff here but when i talk about random stuff now it susddenly bat bad iitis just dont nkow ha what i did wrong
>>50120702this but meira
Taco burrito to you too, fellow beaner
>>50120704Noelle.........
>>50120486I still haven't received my meiracord invite
>>50120624Counterargument from top to bottom:>is not a virgy or a toddler (but a shota)>is a prude>brings up DUMB namefags (comedy)>asked in private with his charisma>no antialiasing images are quality drawings>only posts them as catbox links and has spanish (1306 circa) traits aka white>his persona is literally from Fate>he barely reads anything in the discord>he does but only when asked (with hey merth)
>>50120729Being contrarian is not a personality trait btw
>>50120739Why are you so jealous of Merth?
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?!?!?!??!
>>50120745Where can I buy this?
>>50120674Even shitpost activity is better than no activity at all. Imagine being the cuckold that effortposts to an audience of zero lmaooooCouldn't be me!
>>50120753Alex Yiik Touhou?
Bites the dust
jojos or something idk I never finished Star Ocean and what came afterwards
>>50120757wellthey pretend to care about touhouguys you guysd o ur own thing at leastwhich is more respectable i thinkalso ur not in a shitty altchan owned by a cuck fed so that helps
>>50120759Go Beyond
>>50120744Who in their right mind would want temporary e-fame, let alone amidst a bunch of mentally inept apes gossiping like high-school girls?Does it ever pass in the vast expanse of nothing that's your mind this cancerous attitude is why so many people avoid this place?
>>50120755Asking the real questions
Hey wait a minute I feel like I've seen this before...
>>50120766What are you saying about Mierdadmin??
>>50120766But 4chan is also owned by cuck feds. But I don't care, if some glowie is forced to read my schizophrenia that's a W for me.
Saggy Seiga or Fat and Hairy Keiki
>>50120782ya but i mean lit i literallythe guy that owns 8moe literally posts cuck shit himselfand whenevr ur on that siteyou literally have to look at "b*acked" on the top of screen the entire fucking time youre there and theres no way to hide itahahahawhat the fuck
Bracked
>>50120791I’m surprised it took you this long to try establishing yourself in the threads here honestly
>>50120777Deja vu
UWOOOOOOOGH!!!!!SEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!俺はSEXをするんじゃね俺が俺自身が真のSEXXXになるんだぁSEEEXXXXXX!!!!!!
>>50120810what the fuck happened
>>50120775He's getting paid from youtube. He's so famous and wealthy that he can drop some free drawings here and there.
>>50120805y therse not a single other active thread on tihs board and i dnot think i will after i stop binging so whatever really
>>50120812>But it's ok when Merth does it.Yes.
>>50120820YT pays anyone who isn’t some mainstream content whore in wood chips and sawdust though, it’s not that glamorous
>>50120812Counterargument from top to bottom:>is not a virgy or a toddler (but a shota)>is a prude>brings up DUMB namefags (comedy)>asked in private with his charisma>no antialiasing images are quality drawings>only posts them as catbox links and has spanish (1306 circa) traits aka white>his persona is literally from Fate>he barely reads anything in the discord>he does but only when asked (with hey merth)
>>50120848Who is the guy on the right and why should I care about him, two sentences or less
>>50120848@ruukoto is this real
>>50120845Hey you can't say that....
>>50120861abnnib dudy watch did u eve see the new bladerunnersint it weird howthe old dudefrom hthe other moviejust leaves ryan gosling to die in those stairs whiles hes doing whgatever inseide that building
Someone left a negative review on my game but the person had a fair point...
>>50120879probably a retarded faggot ignore themrta
Please stop talking about me
>>50120879Show it
>>50120889ira
>>50120868Exposed and Destroyed.>>50120871>did u eve see the new bladerunnerNo I did not because I could care less about current movies and actors or whatever, but yeah I guess that does sound sorta fucked up
Nah keep talking about me
our tiny tiny little bitty attention whore
was he right?
nah
>>50120901what old mo movies do you like anon
>>50120906He was not cheesed to meat them…
>>50120912I like brokeback mountain
>>50120871What brand of beer should I take while watching that movie?
>>50120790Saggy Seiga>>50120804Warped>>50120812>somehow got parseecosplayer's personal contact (parseestalker was laughed at for even trying to do it)And leaked dms which was based
>>50120913good job repaeting the reddit meme retard shut the fuck up>>50120915yea i never watched it but i heard patrice o neil talking about it in some video
>>50120906>cookiepottery
>>50120912Mel Brooks movies and Monty Python mostly. And brokeback mountain I guess, sure. What about you?
>>50120889We love you too Merth. Tell tsunanon and tewimom and everyone else in the Meiracord we said hi
I think merth just doesn't lurk these threads anymore and just stays at the meiracord, and when he wants some attention he comes back here
>>50120934ok>>50120936I'm here
>>50120936Why would he do that? Are /jp/hu threads faster than the disc*rd server?
Shami why did you go back on that friend request?
Fucking hell, you're still talking about Merth? Reminder that he:>opened his heart to darkness (meirafag and takanetoddler were bullied for this)>leaked personal anon pantyshots, even if you can't do much with it (Ayapervert is despised for this)>brings out loaded handguns OUT OF NOWHERE (one of Tewilard's most disliked traits).>somehow got parseecosplayer's personal eye contacts (parseestalker was laughed at for even trying to do it)>delivers mutilated dead animals to his fans (103 is clowned on for this)>posts yellow content in blue boards and is most likely green (people want Juan out of this thread for this very reasson)>forces off-topic beans related to a franchise that has nothing to do with rice (patrickautist and jackalmanautist lost for a reason)>is in a discord server where links to raise the dead get posted (chinadiaper schizos' modus operandi)>never talks about the games (/jp/ as a whole)But it's ok when Merth does it.
>>50120941whats up
>>50120941(You) are now over there, get move’d Idiot.
can I get some attention pwease
>>50120951I'm watching a movie>>50120943I like you guys
>>50120959(pat pat)There. Happy?
>>50120946Underrated
>>50120960we like you 2
>>50120977thanks
What SpongeBob episode would you describe each of our namefags with?I think Merth is Spongeguard on Duty
>>50120960You can't be the real Merth because I'm the real Merth
>>50120985Tsunanon is Just One Bite
>>50120959yes youre very nice and you sholuf treat yourself to anice drin k or a nice meal if you havent already ate today
>>50120930>Monty PythonMY humor is so warped I can watch that stuff and never laugh once, just stare stone faced. But the second I imagine the 20 minute Maridiaper vocarooo I lose my shit.
>>50120959I feel like your post implies "Please spit in my mouth"
>>50121003FUCK…I’ve been had…goddamnit WHODOYOUTHINKYOUAREIAM
>>50121024It'll go right to your thighs
>>50120985Yatsubrapper is Bubble Buddy Returns
>>50121022ilovecoom…
>>5012091212 Angry MenYes I am that boring
>>50120985TewiAlaskanBullWorm is Spongebob sandy and the worm.
why do autists like spongebob so much?
>>50120985Would Parseecosplayer be Band Geeks or is that too harsh on the guy?
>>50121044That's his... eager face
>>50120985Nah I'm The Paper
>>50121043Our hero spongebob
kanpai
>>50121072alice!
>>50121087Calm yourself, Kirisame! You'll start a fire!!
>>50121087white woman is a speciss species of youkai!
>>50121094funniest shit itt so far
Sooo......... where's the Mahjong server?
i think i found merth's discord account
i think i found hamburgerhelper's myspace account
found Xanon's onlyfans feet account
bossmanjack jo'on
>>50121113Can't believe you're in JAIL (again)
>>50121112Feet don't exist, you made them up.
qrd on jo'on?
john?
I wonder where my pipe could be..?
>>50120859>>50120729>>is not a virgy or a toddler (but a shota)so he's underageb&?>>is a prudehe draws porn>>brings up DUMB namefags (comedy)how is this a good thing?>>asked in private with his charismawhat does this even mean?>>no antialiasing images are quality drawingsso images with antialiasing are bad?>>only posts them as catbox links and has spanish (1306 circa) traits aka whitepedos post catbox links as well>>his persona is literally from Fatefate sucks>>he barely reads anything in the discordhe literally said the discord is more active than the thread>>he does but only when asked (with hey merth)he never did
>>50121121ehehehehe
hello talk about omsething something friends please
>>50121103In W.A.P.-chan, but Ayapoovert is there and will probably use a packet sniffer to doxxxxxxxx you
>>50121044No that's spot on since Parseecosplayer is all about gathering people and organizing live IRL events.
>>50121162shit board
>>50121167Ok great, nice
one of those retarded shitholes where they play the fighting games to pretend that they like touhouprobably the most pathetic shit
Ayacrapvert can still kick your ass at soku AND post your address to rub salt on the wound. That nigga is diabolical.
there are no real Touhou fans, it's a MYTH
>>50121185dont know who that is and id ont care i was juust saying that the fighting games are fucking worthless garbage that board sucks cause its the only gve thing ive seen them talkin about any time i looked
The real touhou were the friends we made along the way
can you guys talk about something hgel hello
Fusu status?
>>50121185I think he should rub something else if you know what I mean.
it doesn't hurt me Do you wanna feel how it feels?Do you wanna know, know that it doesn't hurt me? Do you wanna hear about the braps that I'm making?
>>50121245Based.
Why does ayapervert hate us?
hello please talk abot something
>>50121290Alright then. Which /jp/hu poster would you fug?
Arita’s sister look like THIS???
please talk about omsething
Thoughts on this?
>>50121313I feel like someone traced Gujira.
>>50121313No Sir, I don't like it.
pleas e talk to me
>>50121329you never answered my question over what older movies you also liked
but im talking to you
>>50121337who cers cares about moviesi like resrvoid dogs i guess because it has mr pink in it and he doesnt tip
>we'll never ever have another vhu thread that hits bump limit
>>50121349blame CCPJUDAS
>>50121349YIPPIE!!! WAHAA!!! WOOHOO!!! EYYAAYY!!! AT-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-HOOOOOOOHOOO!!!!!!
please talk to me
hi please tal k to me
I literally asked you something and you didn't respond. So fuck YOU.
>>50121380some thing asked me about movies and i responded anyway neve nthough its a touhou board and its a touhou thread like you coujld ask about touhou instead of some retarded shit half of the time you re talking to me about some namefag i dont know i literally dont know any of you you fucking idiiiot speak like a normal person this is why you dont have any friends
Eiki sex
>>50121394So you're saying........ you're not my friend?!
Happy birthday anon!
>>50121404probaly not you hate me
>>50121406whose birthday is it this time?
Night night
>>50121408does everyone hate you?
>>50121420yea
>>50121418Me on the left
>>50121418me on the right
talk about something hi
>>50121458Why do you hate Paintanon?
>>50121457What the fuck, no that's Eiki on the right
>>50121459why dou y ohate me
>>50121459because he forces off topic slop and has a shitty abhorrent fetish.next question
please talk about something
please talk to me hi
>>50121278Are you seriously asking that? have you read even this thread
please hawk tuah
>>50121559>50121559plaes talk to me
>>50121568if you had 10 million dollars, what would you do with it?
>>50121406Thanks again
>>50121574why doyou hate me
>>50121587if you had 10 million dollars, what would you do with it?
>>50121589why do you hate me
>>50121590if you had 10 million dollars, what would you do with it?
>>50121532He's no better than us
cabn you guys talk about anything
I have a theory that drunk pissu anon is paid by some jaysisses to do this
pleases tlak to me dead thread
>>50121607I think he might be paid in sex. But not sure if giving or receiving.
please talk to me hlello
How come the gorilla forgave ayapervert but still hates us?
>>50121607why do you keep trying to push that this anon's from kissu?
plesae talk to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Didn't think I would see someone more obnoxious than the anons that bring up their ex boyfriends every thread
the moriyas are behind this btw
I had exgirlfriends tho
esf asd ggfdsg dshgfdgsfd
>>50121671Did...people used to do that..?
hello friends
yea this place is dead
guys let me tell you about the time my boyfriend bought me a cock cage
i wanna die painless in my sleep
>>50121732painlessly
i love my FAMILYi love my FRIENDSI love LIVINGI love BREATHINGI love PLAYING VIDEOGAMESevery day i wake up thinking "OH BOY TIME FOR MORE FUN"
>>50121724and you killed it, congratsnow the only thing that's left to kill is yourself
>>50121739>50121739 i wanna die
>>50121732>>50121737retard just tie some heavy object on a weak rope above your head when you go sleep and pray that it snaps when you're sleeping
>>50121749siiunds retarded
>>50121751try it out, if you don't post one day after you start doing this, we'll know it worked
>>50121756no ill jst jump anything else is too complicated
>>50121759what's stopping you from killing yourself?
Please don't end your own life, I value you anon...
mfw the fajitas come out sazzilin
>>50121769Aren't fajas those things women use to not look as fat?
>>50121769Chef Marisissy, Chef Marisissy! /jp/ Times, what's the secret ingredient to your world-famous fajita recipie?
>>50121765still have some time left gb being able to leech off my family
>>50121738I wish that was me...
>>50121780...
HEY SUICIDANONFavorite 2hu game?
henlo
>>50121782I can save you
>>50121806Blake..........
How many McDonalds burgers can you eat in one sitting? Oh yeah and favorite 2hu?
>>50121774I wish Chimata was fat
1ccs chimata poster
>>50121729do elaborate
HEY ANONWould you rather make out with Yukari in the Hakurei Shrine or smoke a blunt with Shimmy with the Hakurei Shrine?
HEY ANONSWould you rather get beaten to death a medieval weapon or eat an ice cream?
one oh threeeeeeoneothreeeeeewon oh freeeee
>>50122426What flavor is the ice cream?
>>50122413
Cloudykeyz just released some GODTIER art
>>50122127I fucking LOVE Hina
>>50122470Banging blunt my man
>>50122470Either teh Shimmy is huge or you're a small ayy lmao
I made homemade mac and cheese today
Did you know that we technically already have hypothesized ways to slow down if not stop aging altogether?It lies in our body's answer to human cytomegalovirus. However, since cytomegalovirus can lead to liver, lung, and stomach organ and tissues, and that cytomegalovirus cannot be found nor have its genome replicated in legal test subjects, research for it is insufficient.
/jp/hu thoughts on frotting?
>>50122783>cytomegalovirusMegalovania! Sans!
>>50122787With who?
>>50122801Get in the pod, Anon.
>>50122787Based and redpilled, especially when done with Female (male) 2hu cosplayers.
>>50122813They wouldn't with you
>>50121647if i had to guess, it's because ayafag at leasts hosts games for people and there aren't many people aside from him doing that. meanwhile /jp/hu will make nasty remarks and drama about namefags and other recognizable posters even when they do something generous for a fellow anon
>>50121647Ayacuckvert probably sent him spicy pix of himself on her lewd Aya costume as apology.
>>50122801ZaZED
Do you guys think we never hear from Ayaperv because he is fighting in Porkraine for the motherland?
ooo ayapervert i'm soo mad at you i'm so offended...
>>50122844Imagine being the Pigger that gets killed by a guy that is named "Ayapervert" and cosplays as a Tengu girl lmaoooo. Shamefur dispray!
i hope ukrainians are raping his little boyholes right nowor maybe her vagina idk what ayaperv is
Sex with ayaperv's womanly thighs
>>50122844Don't think so, he shows up online on steam every now and then, I think he's just busy
>>50123005What is his steam profile so I can perv on him instead
>>50123087Not gonna dox my friend
>>50123095Then let me ask:Why are you friends with Ayaperv? What does he do for fun? What games does he play?
>>50123005>>50123095Ayadoxxer will dox you eventually
>>50123005you have his steam? can you give it to me so I can be friends with him too? or can you ask him
In case you guys ever wondered: The toothpaste inside the tube is actually a full solid color, the stripes or whatever patterns yours get when you press it out of the tube are applied once it is expelled out from hole.Source: My toothpaste just exploded
>>50123164What did you do to make it explode.
Nobody added me in the end
HEY MERTH
what
>>50123353Are you more like sans or papyrus?
>>50123368sans
>>50123373Wrong answerYou are papyrus
>>50123374no im not i dont go NYEH HEH HEH i go ee ee ee ee
I miss hinapervert.
>>50123353What's the most embarrassing thing you would admit to be willing to do if Reimu asked you to do it?Also you ain't like Sans quit lying
I drew you as the seething Parsee and me as the stoic Reimu therefore you lost
It was a request so if anything I drew another guy as the stoic reimu not me
>>50123455So you're parsee?
NYOOOOOOOOO DONT LOOK I-I DIDNT SHAT MY DAYPEY NYOOOOOOO *BRAAAAAAAAAAAP* UUUUURRRROOOAAAAAAGGGGJHHHH NYOOOOO NYOOOO DONT LOOK!!!!!STOP LAUGHING AT ME ZEEEEE!!!!!!*BRAAAAAAAAP
>>50123461Where'd you get that from
>>50123461I'm Parsee
>>50123470Well if you're not the stoic reimu that means you're parsee
>>50122844>>50123005Are you guys fucking retarded?He never left and still posts regularly here
>>50123488I'm not Parsee I'm Merth
Fat and hairy
>>50123502Well then who the hell is Parsee?
>>50121574>buy touhou project >remake EoSD as a triple A game>make Flandre and Cirno playable to attract even more secondaries >set a retarded ARG to unlock Rin Satsuki>whore it out to as many consoles and gaming platforms as possible>???>profit
>>50123518Some rando idk
Cave Alice is 7ft tall and has huge tits
>>50123530And fat and hairy?
>>50123604Thin and shaved
Did you just describe me?
>>50123619... Not.
>>50123619faggot
If you fuck a sticc you can see your cock bulging out on their tum and that is pretty hot
Sticks don't have tums
>>50123672When are we getting a new game wtf is Jynx doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLtUuKnY-oU
>>50123679JynX is too busy creating another restaurant game where he puts BOYS in maid and waitress dresses.
aaa
talk about gengetsu
>>50123716Eh, I prefer her sister.
>>50123716good theme
Gengetsu = BenbenMugetsu = Yatsuhashi
brapetsu
>>50123711wtf based
>>50123672>>50123679Cute undertale boy
Merth, destroy this anon >>50123737
>>50123737that's not Chara thoughever
>>50123728I did this before
need to get food
>>50123766Do you have more wheelchair 2hus
>>50123766Get an air fryer.
>>50123770
>>50123737That's a they/them please respect their pronouns
Mierdabot and his obsession about 'em can't take a break huh
do i call the anon above remitranny or lotois i don't know
Aaaaaaaaand another one
Remilois
You can just call them a tranny and watch HIM melt in real time
Mierdabroken xDDD
Ummm, /v/hu is very inclusive to Mikoxisters you should stop that
mikougly person
i want food and alcohol
Mierdabot really got upset huh
>>50123898Okay, tranny
This thread is a literacy test
Which 2hu would project what they feel upon others?
>>50123928Alice!
Are Meirabot and Meiravirgy the same person?
Meira clown.
Which 2hu is Reimu's insufferable and stinky cousin who got impregnated by a len'en shota?
>>50123942Alice!
WHY CANT I BE ALICE
>>50123942How weak do you have to be to be OVERPOWERED by a shota?
>>50123952You will be Alice if you leave your cave
>>50123952Alice!
>>50123957Let's ask our local shota hunter /ss/anae
someone woke up the alicebot
alice WARPED you
the alicebot is evolving, it's using buzzwords now
@ruukoto do something
Not my problem fag, deal with schizos yourself
ohmymeira
Which 2hu doesn't even quote herself?
>>50123988Marisa
>>50123988Sagume
>>50123988Alice!
>>50123982Talk back again and you go to the shed again, scrap metal.
>>50124002You won't do shit, shrine whore
>>50124008You little clanker bitch, I'm gonna fuck you up
Which 2hu loves pretending to be something they'll never be, knowing they'll always be unhappy the way they are?
>>50124026Miko
>>50124026Alice!
Which 2hu has skeletons in their closet and pretends the closet is empty?
>>50124040Alice!
Can you say anything other than "Alice!"?
Which 2hu dances around the subject instead of confronting what bothers her directly
Which 2hu would be socially inept even online to the point their baseline of interactions consists of asking trivial questions?
>>50124051you need to update it's algorithm
Which 2hu FUCKS.
>>50124056>>50124057Alice!>>50124061Not Alice!
>>50124061SuwakoJunkoMoonbitches
which 2hu abloo bloo bloo bloo
Which 2hu is so autistic that they can't even tell they're being constantly being made fun of?
>>50124073Mierda!
>>50124068>>50124073Alice!
toyosatomimi no miko
a moment of silence please for the Crown Prince...
har hargetitcuz mimi means ears in moonrune and her ability lets her get earraped by multiple futas at once
Which 2hu would you impregnate?
>>50124096Not Alice!
>>50124096Parsee!
>>50124097Why must she suffer so?
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Which 2hu gets so bootyblasted that her only and last resort is using 'no u'?
>>50124119Mierda!
I'm pretty sure the only people with the tiniest bit of knowledge about impregnation are Tewimom and me.
Who the fuck still says bootyblasted these days?
>>50124126rth
>>50124129Mierda!
>>50124129Someone who takes it up the ass probably
>>50124119Alice!
>>50124129MierdaGOD can only think about one thing 24/7 be nice
Which 2hu loves sucking male toes?
Is Remitranny done melting yet?
>>50124163genji
>>50124163Alice!
>>50124164Give it another eight hours.
>>50124164>>50124172>1 min apartOMG IT IS YOU MIERDABOT!
>>50124159Shotas fuck THIS?!??!??
You didn't reply this to all my squidward images, so actually I won today.
ShotaGod's existence really breaks people
Which 2hu would be mentally broken at the mere mention of a character?
>>50124168PROOFS?????
>>50124216Alice!
>>50124216Mierda!
Holy Mierdabroken.............
>>50124119lole
Fire Emblem
"Alice needs ______."Continue the sentence /jp/hu
sucks, like all JRPGs.
>>50124131Lmao merth doesn't look like he fucks shit, he's a passive bitch who's fame comes from tard wrangling a bunch friendless people a chinese basket weaving platform
Alice needs sucks, like all JRPGs.
HEY MEIRABRO
Remitranny still jealous of people that are more popular than him I see
talk a bout something
something
>>50124290I want a burger
>>50124299get the fuck out azi bitch
>>50124304.......................
>say he's happy once>break people for decades to comeHow does he do it?
literal who
do you see this shit ran
>>50120194Hey look I'm not even a Meira fan I just chose her because she has effectively became a symbol for /v/hu, it was purely for cultural and symbolic reasons
>>50124513>I'm not even a meira fan
>>50124561Now do Iku as Stronger
wake up honey it's time for merth to force a new off topic series again
It's just Yamame
>>50124513>she has effectively became a symbol for /v/hushe's an ironic meme at best, nobody really cares for her except for her designated waifunigger and paint but paint likes all pc98s so it doesnt mean anything
>>50124513>I'm not even a Meira fanThen make a chan about your favorite 2hu instead of being a 2hucuck simping for some literalhu.
hey jphu wanna see horrors beyond your comprehension?
>>50124640Is it Merth related?
>>50124642You tell me
GOD I wish I was the ugly bastard
>>50124640Always!
>>50124513What symbolism
>>50124682Virginity
>>50124691why are its eyes cumming
>>50124647>>50124691THIS IS SO SCARY
Hmm smells like Meirabroken in here
try not sharting yourself in a fit of rage and it wont smell like mierdabroken or whatever
>>50124732Just the usual Remitranny melting, pay no mind to it
>>50124745But why are rrabbies so obsessed with shit/diapers anyway? Have you seen the nonny stuff from trash?
Which 2hu is so angry that she cannot spell properly?
>>50124765>rrabbiesTrannies* sneezed while postingMight as well call it that given the incoherent rage they go through their spamming
>>50124773Alice!
Anons with rabies
When will you two stop? This got so boring by now.
Aunnanon...........Kagerouanon......Enokoanon.........SecondaryWhiteWolfanon........
>>50124765>>50124774>rabbis are obsessed with shit/diapersyou're not wrong thoughand to answer your question, it's because troons don't mature psychologically due to their mental illness, which leads to development of infantility-related fetishes
The family is fighting again..........
Anons with AIDS
Reisenanon.......
I love Misumaru Tamatsukuri
almost posted my /dft/ post here thank god i fucked up the captcha
Koisneed
>>50124844Your what
More like Koishit am I rite fellas har har har
https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/eyQWijP9N2it do be like that
Now that the newhus are not longer trapped and betrayed what wholesome activities do you guys think they got up to once they got out of the underground?
holy crap lotois is here
Is that how you call ShotaGOD nowadays? Tsk tsk
>>50124901is that Yatsutratitor's art in the subreddit's header?
but that's even better
>>50124962uh oh
https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/p27j56sIt2damn I feel called out>>50124962yes
>>50124974HEY credit us!!!https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/kXr3hM63NX
https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/wjpnSjUEFGlol!
>>50124906Nareko is still stuck guarding the pyramid because otherwise moonies would be free to roam Gensokyo Ariya is still at the bottom of the pyramidWe know all this from the endings, the only ones that reached the surface were Yuiman who visited Moriya Shrine because of her relationship with Kanako and Nina who was rescued from the AIslop after the extra
https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/jUZ009yH6gMarisa fr*k*NG dies
Speaking of witch let's talk about moonReisen which is better than your favorite 2hu
oh for the love of meira
https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/comments/1nxuzit/just_made_my_2hu_oc_rate_pls/THEY TOOK PAINTANON!
Melt.
https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/comments/1nyjo7h/kosher_system_everywhere/koosh
https://www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/s/zsGijgWXeWLotois-inspired post!
>>50125044
>>50125121Don't make me shoot you with my railgun.
help
>>50125346103 nose
Would kappa 2hus fist your asshole?
>>50125361Takanetoddler definitely gets his shirikodama tickled if you know what I mean
I don't think anyone should get their little inner ball tickled.
fvvvvvvvvark
>>50125346103 humor
>>50125352
>>50125413She is now Krillin
>>50125393but buckethead ero
Which /v/hu personality is most likely to tickle your little inner ball
>>50125413Merth draw a sexy 2hu with a big nose
>>50125434Any cosplayer who wears gloves.
>>50125413103 DEFEATED
>>50125413How tf can this nigga smell lmaoooooo
>>50125464...by not taking a shower.....?
IT'S W-W-W-WEDNESDAY MOTHERFUCKERS
>>50125346LOL the cucumber is like penitssub to my patreon so u can unlock the shitscribble version of her with cum on her tits kthx
>>50125575Wednesday
>>50125618Our drawfags do this
>>50125644What number comes to mind when you see this picture?
>>50125653what kind of question is this idk 6?
>>50123728His fingers look like fish sticks
>>50125688Why is her hair green?
>>50125708Manipulating the color wheel terrifies mspaintanon
>>50125708It's a cool color choice
>>50124906Ariya’s should call her bitchy bimbo sister over and they are going to be a fun family
>>50125653Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Yumeko
>>50125795Alice's cool big sister
Alice would do a lot of things huh
>>50125738uhm ackshually that's not the default green color
>>50125853gemerald
>>50125708cuz it's a cool way to shade hair that shows knowledge of color theoryand because early animu did the same thing to make black haired characters stand out
>>50125979i got a monster and its pink and it says pipeline on in it do u think they were trying to say its the tranny pipelinme monster
>>50125979Do NOT hurt Yatsuhashi unless you want yourself stuffed in a toilet.
>>50125853me when the post-nut clarity hits frfr
>>50125989Why is his hair green?
AAAAAAAAAAAAA AGDGSFWYWVSJDVEWJBDBDUFHEEHGWFQUWYEGRUDBDBWJSBFBDUWBEBFIFHRBWHAJABAJWIAUAUAHAHSVDIQIAAAAAA
>>50125989I think you are a retard.
>>50126082Amazing post, Koishiter! Highest quality in a while!
Koishi is numbah 1#
>>50126087right youre so much better than me youre just the best
>>50126082koisneed
If merth used green on a blonde character hair you wouldn't say anything about it I'm just saying
The miko pipeline
Seeing detailed feet on anime styled characters always reminds me of close up shots in cartoons
>>50126215Sucking Miko's pipe
>>50126223https://youtu.be/yygWNoAeWj8?si=QnqQLNAnXkRwuorb
>>50126241Wow that hair looks good!
>>50126241Remove her chin
lol
>>50126241I look like this
>>50126244YOU LOST PATRICKAUTIST
>>50126284
>>50126323She's perfect :)
>>50126323Make her eyes bigger
>>50126241MY DRAWFAG HERO!!!! SO CREATIVE!!!
>>50126367
>>50126391GIVE ME YOUR HAT
>>50126395
>>50126436Powerful image
>>50126436SHE FUCKING BALD
how are oyu friends
>>50126506I'm cooking rice
>>50126436You turned her into asmongold...
>>50126556ehehe are you just haiving rice by itself or anything else with it anon like any kind of drin kat least ?>>50126567assmongoloid
>>50126574I got a chicken thigh to go along with itJust water as a drink but I didnt have time to buy drinks these past few days
>>50126587anon you shuold have tea ait goes good witiih rice and chciken next time ur out get some tea nad itill last u a while and u can make ti at home and have it alongside cold iice water iit goes good with any meal trust me
talk baout something
talk about osmetihnig please hello
plaes talk to me
When was the last time you cooked for an anon?
>>50126436kekylol!!!! This is why I keep coming to this schizophrenic general
>>50126850Which drawfag warped you?
>>50126855pencileater
plesa talk tom eeeee
Whatever happened to crayolasnacker?
Yatsubrapper warped me because he was all like le cutesy and wolsom, then one day BAM! gore of my comfort characterino. that warped me big time, that's too much edgy for my sensible ojitos yo mejor me VOID
*slopifies your art*
>>50126917worst thing i've seen today, thanks
pleas etalk to me
>>50126781>>50126799>>50126887>>50126940Post your penis
>>50126917she looks so jolly
>>50126980please dont
>>50126991Post it faggot you know you want to
what's the difference between here and vhu
>>50126940Ok Topic: which 2hu you'd cosplay as?
>>50126892xdddddd
>>50126456TOUHOU MOST LIKELY TO WEAR INCREDIBLY TIGHT PANTIES THAT BASICALLY MAKE HER CUM WHENEVER SHE WALKS AROUND???????
>>50126994is itoyu anonim sorry >>50127005I am ungly retard copaying wouldnt be fun
lpeas tlak to me
hello plesa ta talk about somthingf riends
Lets end this
Favorite 2huFavorite Gameboy Advance game
I've seen cosplayers that I would fuck
plesa tlak to me
>>50127087Sagume, Superstar Saga
>>50127120cute boy
You can't post that
>>50127019Alice!
plesa talk to me
>>50127150wow
>>50127001>Slightly different pool of anons with a couple of /jp/ natives coming in and a handful of /v/ anons not wanting to make the jump >Effectively immortal now >On a slower board so posting speed can waver from fast to slow with threads taking much longer to die off completely Biggest difference is probably that threads are even more of a free for all since we no longer have to come up with thinly veiled threads
plesa t tlak tom eeeeeeeeeee hiiiiii
>>50127156I see I see thank you
>>50127150Nooooooooooo
iohate al fo yu sfcking much ple retarded pieces of shit youre all gaberage
>>50127001It's /v/hu on drugsReposting ayapervert's explanation>Well you see, /v/hu got depopulated. How, why? First blow was hack and creation of /8/hu. Quite a few important anons then decided to stay there and not return to /v/hu, but /v/hu was still kicking since we still retained our soul, part of actual on-topic posters, potential fresh blood from /v/ catalogue and jannies to hide from and keep us fit. But second, most important blow, has been inflicted with creation of "/jp/"hu". This abomination was born from someone thinking it would be good idea to raid /jp/, and usually it would just end it quick ban of such genius. However this time fate (and jannies) decided to not touch the thread at all, supposedly to spite natives. After it archived, another genius decided to make another one, probably thinking it will be so convenient to move there once and for all, since you have carte blanche to shit all over the place, not caring about quality in the slightest, thus cementing birth of true soulless 24/7 namefag circlejerk general we were accused of being and have been closing to, but here the process finished.Summing it up with 8 (and other altchans) exodus, now we have dedicated slophole in /diap/, on-topic thread on 8, and /v/hu as a mix of these is dying. That's if we're optimistic, factually it has already died.
god ii hate metadrama fagstyping textwalls about shit nobdo cacres about dude likeyoure so fucking boring nobody cares kill yourself
>>50127213I'm convinced the /jp/ and /v/ jannies are in cahoots to keep us here
I miss getting judged by Eiki
>>50127150I bet they are really soft and malleable...
>>50127230what are you ven saying retard some fag amde a site for u go to and ur still here what do u mean ppl are in cahtoosts to keep u here u choose to be here wtf are u saying
more porn pls
>>50127213ah cool history thanks
>>50127150
plesae tlak to me
>>50127213Ayacuckvert is coping and seething because despite everything, /diap/ still mogs every alt-chan UNICEF refugee camp for the one reason that matters: it has activity unlike their dead shitholes with 1 weekly post.
p[lesa talk to meeeeeeeeee
>>50127271cope
>>50127286The numbers and OC output don't lie, sweety.
>>50127292Inflated numbers due to two retards barking at each other 24/7, amazing
pleeeeeeeeeeeesaaplease please please please plta lk talk to me
>>50127301Is there anyway we can return to vee or is everything lost?You've been here since the soku threads you should know how these games go
>>50127311kill meeekill meeek illm eeeeeeeeeeee kilmeeeeeeeee\i jus tneewd t wnan et doieTgo the preusi HAVE GTOGTRAB ET EH ROFEJUST TRO HEAR THE SRCEAMSD GOG TM Yim a copckop kEi was made my frani kimllaGOD BAT STRA lgafs aiskhit the togICI AM NOT ALIVE ICAN NOT EVENSEEi nmyraekfue s drajbeever yufcking retardfucking reratrdkill yourselfi gou df sbe haing on tehWIth adf nmy f re dedi i ahahahfl ad\lh fsalki l eeeeeekiilm eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee\
:^(
/v/hu at this point are just excuses to get mspaintanon to draw for us
If you were Eiki I'd talk to youAnd have sex with you
youw youlre aoll piecces fo shit oyu hat eme thats realy funnyrealy realy funny you know ya iu bet you all feel realy good about it bfucking pieces of gabrage i hate ii hate youuuuuuuuu
loalhahlaahahahahi mean i ge ca get to say whatever u want to you retard sur all garbage youre all gabrag i can sy ahwy aherevr i f want to you youre all garbage i gfet to say whatever i want to you fucking losers fuck off friendelss pieces of shit please die kpleas kill memi sorry
>>50127342I miss him
>>50127340is that cuck porn
>>50127354103gger thought it would be funny to illustrate and I quote>Sex with Alice's dolls while she watchesSo yeah
>>50127281True someone should've posted a komachi along side that eiki
stop fuckign talk o ver me you epie of worthless gabeage you dohtn get to talk over me typleasepleasepleasetalk to mepelaseeeeeepleaseoimsroy imsorryimsoryyyyyyyyyy
eeehhhhhhhhhh drawnigger#435 drew my beloved 2hu as desperate cuck whore again? bwuh and what's that they won't ever draw their fav 2hu like that? sounds like yatsuamazing I LOVE IT!
Anon, won't Eiki-sama love you more if you follow the rules?
please a firneds tlak to me anyone pleas im please im sorry please anyone talk to me please pleas epelea speeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>50127343Hello. Eiki here!
>>50127367Good thing nobody likes Alice xDDD
>"Hum, I wonder if there's a thread up">Open the archive>Search the usual>Click on a few threads>Immediately greeted by CP
vhu is fuarking dead, accept your new reality
WHERE IS THE CHp you poepoel are talking wow its funn how all the re retaredd faggos i was sarguign wtih this threads topper replying to me almost likethey know theyre wrong why cant people jsust admit it when they know im smarter than them and tat im right it snot thard you knowbojuttheres no cp anywhereyoure just beingretareded metadrama fagsur too soullless to actually have anything to talk aboutcause u dont actually like anythings o the only thing u can talk about is metadramawhat a sad fucking existencekill yourselves please
hmm i will post make a metadrama post today (because i do not have any actual interest in aything and have zero friends and dont actually like touhou but i can always make a metadrama post and try to pretend that i have a soul haha)
>>50127381Let me guess you searched glory to the ccp
can u retards talk ao boujt anything youre so ficijm deaddddddddonl probably causeonl y time this place gets any posts is when like 3 shitskins wake up in europoor hours lolpathetic
>>50127410koishitty you're the friendless loser here
>>50127356It is funny tho, and cuck porn is based.
why yes I don't have a soul how did you know
>>50127412Yuukabro...........
plesa tlak to meeeeeeeeee
tyoy oyou retarede fucking pisces ofs hot stalk to eacho the rit make makes mes o mad i hate tyou why odnt u just tlak to meeee owhatd i wd d owwhatd i do wrong aaaaaaaaa
>>50127419Post it, Roach.
I hope thus retard gets raped by 103 in the back of an Arby's parking at 3:28 am
>>50127429What happened to her...
[plesa talk to me
>>50127432replaced.
ITSL IKE ANY NOEN OF U DONT LIEK I EVNE MADE U FUCKING STUPDITHREAD FOR U BUT U DONT WAHAAGOpleapsel tlakt om eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>50127442Unbelievable.
>>50127442Seija's girlfriend is a granny!?
shut up ts op lsa stop taling rpelying toe afch other talk t oe mehoy fuckpleasepleasepleaseplease just fukig talk to me what hthe fuk hello l hello hiii hello what is wrong wit u people hello
Why are these hours always so quiet? I wish there was people to talk to. What do you think of Realchy?
I like sissy hypno
mik ms im sror sorry
>>50127467alice behaviour
>>50127466horribly uncanny but not as completely off-putting as I first suspected
yo yo what's up my niggas
>>50127508whaddup, chynadiaper mah homie
>>50127410
>>50127353He will sink further into madness with every passing day
>>50127532Nice.
>>50127539MERTH'S DREAM
>>50127539Yeah :D
Would you guys put a shock collar on your favorite drawfag to keep them here?
>>50127539But the best part about that is seeing it happen in real-time and that has now been LOST...
>>50127564What if they keep leaving on purpose and you start noticing strange messes in their pants?
>>50127566NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK
>>50127570Merth...
u gsyn dt tal kabon atnhing ur jus rjust alk to me insteadpleaseplease
Kachow
post your face when the fajitas come out sizzlin
>>50127597
>>50127651I don't think Marisa is supposed to be the fajita, anon
o hgate ;a pyio hate a;;;; fp yp fio hate a;; f pyio hate i hatei hate all foyiy hi ihate youuuuuuuuui hate you ihate youuuuuuuuuuuui hhhhhhhhhhaer you ihate youuuuuuu i hate you i genuinely hate yopu all so cmuh please pjus die p ihaet otyu
>>50127664Why? What would be wrong with that?
>>50127673You need to have more than eight fingers to be able to post on this website, Yook.
>>50127672That does it, from now on you WILL be known as "Turkdiaper schizo".
even my gimmick was stolen
>>50127707ak al he lmleaves are brownand tg ks grayyi been g walkonb a winters dayon aaaaaaa witnred ayiofio d nit tell hei could laaaaaea ve toacaliiiiiiiifornia dreaminon such a inwters day
painless death in her sleep
>>50127707Nah, his name is fumbles
Touhou most likely to die painlessly in her sleep?
>>50125618
>>50127442Damn
