Go here https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/Roll a random 2huThis 2hu confesses to you. What do you do?You may reject her if you want but you will have to deal with the consequences and there's no guarantee another suitor will comeOptionally you can get a 2nd roll BUT you cannot reject this one even if you get a shitty girl like Marisa
>>50121315Sorry Reimu, I'll pass. You're too busy fighting incidents to get too angry with me
>>50121315I- sure I guess? I don't know much about her or her band, nor am I very good at musical instruments. Hope she isn't too bummed.
>>50121327>>50121369My condolences
>>50121315Fortune favors the bold.Honestly, out of every hu there is, I'm glad I got the uninhibited embodiment of autism. Communication would be incredibly easy, given she can't really keep secrets or hide her feelings. The cultural gap between high- and low context communication also gets bridged.Also, rape.
>>50121369Isn't that toshiyaki's wife ?
>>50121315>kisumeShe's a loli and she doesnt talk much so I'll count that as a win
>>50121315REJECTED I like women who bathe and shave.
>>50121377But she's not even sexy...
>>50121389your discarded body will be eaten by bears
>>50121315Yay mom
>>50121369I'm >>50121327, I'll swap with you, I play a few instruments including clarinet and sax
>>50121315>BUT you cannot reject this one even if you get a shitty girl like Marisathis shit aint right
>>50121389bathe? I am pretty sure auntie nemuno bathes everyday.shave? mom doesn't raise no faggots, sonny!
>>50121456Marisa would objectively be one of the worst 2hus to date
>>50121409Hey, look Satori, it's not like that... I'm sure you'll find someone too, okay? Guys are dumb with hints, and I'm sorry I didn't understand I should've raped you that one time.
>>50121315No matter what answer I give her, I'm in trouble.
>decide to roll>get teireida mai >nope>reroll >get diet coke yukari Why is my luck so shit today?
>>50121517Who are you quoting?
>>50121517This is one of the worst 2hus to be stuck withCongrats!
>>50121315Before she even confessed, she already put roofies in my drink.
>Got Yoshika>Decided to Re-roll and got ParseeHonestly, will prefer Parsee's Jealousy than being a corpse fucker.
>>50121315Anything but a rejection, honestly.
>>50121795Green pubes. Like kissing grass.
>>50121795Rerolled for fun.>Yukari>Yuuka>KanakoDamn, the whole hag squad's behind me, but I don't take it back.
Not too sure how I would react other then maybe running away out of fear
>>50121825Based scared of girls anon.
>>50121825Forgot to post the character
>BnakiSure, I love human girls! I look forward to growing old with her!
>>50121831I don't want to get raped by a demon that's all
>>50121315>KikuriSure, as long as there's love I'm sure we can be happy, but how are we supposed to, y'know....consummate?
>>50121315I can't believe I got /jp/'s favorite meme hu.She's probably kind of young for me, but if I can find a way to make it work I don't see why not.>shitty girl like MarisaRude.
>>50121469Objectively wrong.
>>50122032Stop my goat wife slander this instant.
>>50122045Mafia/Yakuza big shots don't make for good wives, also she's a glutton and even though she was destroyed and forced to come back as a good girl she's still all in for expanding her criminal organization.Also location is a factor and she's probably in the worst possible location.
>>50121315she's like 14 years old so no
Doremy isn't my first choice but she's far from the worst. And honestly, I'm pretty flattered that she confessed to me, that already is a huge bit if appeal for me. I'm usually into hags or fat and hairy (which makes me flabbergasted that >>50121389 is given gold and rejects it) or large powerful oni women but it's not a complete dealbreaker.I wonder if she'd only visit me in my dreams, or if she'd live with me in the real world too (that is, Gensokyo I guess). Or if she'd slowly lure me to stay in the Dream World longer and longer, until I'm stuck there and entirely her's forever. I also find it a bit hard to get a feel for Doremy's personality. I'm an idiot who really needs to be with someone who meshes with me perfectly and actually cares a lot about personality, and need someone who can have fun and engaging conversation while also being fine with the occasional alone time. And overall I think I'd like to take it easy while still getting to organize and host events, so I wonder how that'd work in a world like Doremy's.I bet the sex would be fucking incredible pretty much any fetish or dream could be lived out completely safely and with no consequences, and I wouldn't doubt that Doremy is kinda freaky
>>50122032what advantage do the fucking kappas offer??
>>50122226Technology that's at least a century ahead of what anyone else locked in Gensokyo has access to. You know, cameras, clocks, phones, washing machines, everything you'd want. Makes up for the whole ass eating thing mostly.
>>50122075That's antisemitic.
>>50122221Hell she could probably change her form to be any character you want with what ever body type you want which would be even more fun
>>50122376Her changing her own body type would be really hot but I wouldn't want her to change into someone else. That'd be weird and I feel a little disrespectful to her. I'd want to be with her alone, after all.
>>50122397That's fair honestly but at least she could change her proportions to your liking
>>50122452>>50122397Which I agree with being hot as hell(I didn't realize you mentioned it anon) plus she could probably change your body to anything too(hell gender bending too if you're into that or want a slightly different experience I guess)
This thread is getting too spooky, why is everyone posting black bars?
>>50122593If you're discussing lewd and/or embarrassing subject matter, isn't it polite to hide it behind black bars? A young youkai or a pure priestess might stumble upon it otherwise!
>>50122593Just following what the Doremy anon did that's all
>>50122619>>50122633If you keep spamming surprise boxes you might summon something far more frightening.boo
>>50122581Hag Doremy would be really nice to be pampered by. And oh yeah absolutely, like I said I don't doubt she's probably up to do some freaky things, which, sense it's all a dream, are much more up to do. I wouldn't doubt Chinese Girl thread material would be proposed multiple times. I don't know how into it I'd be, but I'd probably be fine trying anything at least once, bar something truly garbage like NTR or the like, which I don't see Doremy wanting either.I'd still want to do vanilla-ish stuff every now and then though, and cute romantic stuff. I'd want to know Doremy more too, from what I know about her in canon she seems a bit aloof and mysterious. Honestly, the more I think about it, the more dangerous the Dream land is, yet also perfect. It's a pure escape from the hell of reality. Maybe it would be better to stay there. Another thing nice about Doremy is that I have very bad sleep patterns and only get 3ish hours of sleep every day so it'd be nice if Doremy could help with that.>>50122642AHHHHHHHAnd I wish other anons would discuss about their 2hu and life with them. I think that's the most fun part about these threads, not the act of rolling but actually imagining and dreaming how being with the 'hu is like.
>>50122662>And I wish other anons would discuss about their 2hu and life with them. I think that's the most fun part about these threads, not the act of rolling but actually imagining and dreaming how being with the 'hu is like.I'm in kind of an awkward spot with rolling Renko, I'm just kind of stuck in a shitty semi-cynical future where everything is fake. I feel kind of bad for saying this but the best perk I can imagine getting out of my sudden Renko gf is that it might give me an in into the Hifuu Club to go on fun adventures. I'm also just going to pretend that I'm aged down to an appropriate age and I'm in uni again, otherwise I'm going to feel really awkward as a 30 something year old explaining to Renko that the generation gap and her still being a student would make us dating feel kind of weird. I guess the alternative would be Renko is aged up and we're just two depressed salary workers that met at a bar or something, which I mean there's a nice romantic angle to that and I'd never say no to that but I can't think of much to discuss about "dating an average Japanese woman who is a bit of a dork in regards to supernatural occurrences and the occult." Like she sounds like a really fun girlfriend, but not one that's terribly interesting to talk about compared to "and then I'd have dream sex with my youkai gf".
>>50122662I do agree with you anon with being willing to try it once as well an probably never again if she did want to do that. I just brought it up as a hypothetical.(also fuck NTR as well) Also I guess milf Doremy could work as well.
>>50122689Imagine all the fun schizo adventures though, and you get to hang out with Merry too! Imagine maybe even cracking the secret to the hidden world, and being able to escape to Gensokyo. That could be your endgame.Or overthrowing the reptilians, Renko would be fine with that too. And imagine the kisses and cuddles while she dorks out about physics. And all the drinks she'll buy you too!>>50122712I'd be up for it more if it turned out to be fun. And with Doremy, who knows what could be fun? I feel like she'd probably be a great DM in a sense, a complete natural without even trying.And not just milf Doremy, chubby Doremy, mini giantess Doremy, endless possibilities. I would include catgirl Doremy but her regular ears and tail are waaaaay cuter than any cat or dog girl
>>50122619Something about Memories of Phantasm Byakuren makes me want to forcibly throatfuck her while she makes lewd choking noises
>>50122758Man all of this is giving me a mental imagine of a shitty smut fanfiction in my head(also what is mini giantess? Is it just very tall? If so then that would probably me my favorite with big boobs then for me atleast)
>>50122773>head(also what is mini giantess? Is it just very tall?Yuugi size. Between 7-9ft tall. So big but not beyond being able to interact with normally.And every night with Doremy could be a shitty smut fanfic but lived out! That's the appeal!
>>50121315The same thing I would say to any 2hu that wasn't Sanae:>I'm flattered, but I love someone else, I'm sorry>>50121795Lucky bastard
>>50122795Tried a second roll:>Hisou TensokuWell shit, looks like I'm dating a giant robot
>>50122793Got it so what i trying to say was right then since i like tall girls but not giantress. Also now I want to be kidnapped by her while asleep now thanks anon
>>50121315I got my beloved daughterwife.If she says she loves me but we're already married, does that still count as a confession?
>>50121450Should we really swap our wives like there trading cards? Isn't thay a bit disrespectful for their feelings?
>>50121836I fucked up this one so might as well try it again and I got Rin when I did a second role. So I have no idea how this would work since she has the whole not actually existing thing would it just becoming the schizo?
>>50122993Who's Rin?
>>50122996Is the one the cite gave me
>>50121315I don't know much about Touhou!But, she's very cute! :DI wouldn't reject her~
Um... isn't she already married?
>>50123028Fanon based off of her historical origin but not necessarily canon to Touhou.>>50123023How mean Anon!
I am now going to Alice. On a semi-related note, what are the chances she'll try and dress me up as a doll?
>>50123056She'll dress you up as Marisa and peg you repeatedly while role-playing as the fat old hentai man.
>>50123056Oh she definitely will, but is that so bad to have a girlfriend who makes you dress up as a girl sometimes? At least you're in the privacy of her house which no one goes to. And despite her eccentricities Alice is a genuinely nice girl.
>>50123063Marisa seeing you in a dress or awakening a fetish inside you
>>50121315>SeigaKek, no way it can get any worse, just let me rero->MedicineJUST.
>>50123298This nigga got fucking SEIGA and turned her down Literal homosexual
I don't think rejecting the amanojakus gonna work...
>>50123298But if she confesses to you then you are safe, right?
>>50123298YOU TURNED DOWN SEIGA!? ARE YOU MENTAL!?
>>50122246But they're not cute... also they don't have the thing that matters the most - the internet
I'd be so scared of hurting her delicate butterfly wings.
>>50123491>Is there ANY way to salvage this?Not having shit taste would be a start, also who are you quoting?
>get aki>reroll because fuck that>I'm now stuck with one of the ugliest 2hus who's also a maneaterAAAAAAAAAAAAAIs there ANY way to salvage this?>>50123494She's just waaay too plain and boring
>>50123319>>50123386Jiangshi hands typed this.
>>50123524try not being such a pussy ass bitch, if you had bothered playing UDoALG you'd know she's actually pretty nice
>>50123694>if you had bothered playing the worst touhou game
>>50121377>Fortune favors the bold.Then how come I got one of the few 2hus who is canonically married and has a son who is also her brother in law?
>>50123733at least you pulled the good Watatsukiimagine pulling her sister
>>50121315I got Saki Kurokoma on my second roll. I am taking that one, since I get to keep my money.
>>50121315Not that I would reject her but we all know what the consequences would be right?
>>50125015sex?
??????? how would this even work or look like
This thread scare me, why in the fugging hell would a girl confess to me? I don't know what to do if a girl forcibly penetrates my personal space. I'm also scared of lewd stuff. :-( Bipolarity mixed with autism must save me, else I'm fugged.
>>50125373Cold and dumb, but full of energy.
>>50121315WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEAH BABY THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUTWOLF SEXWOLF SEXWOLF SEX
33 little Chens :3
>>50121315>Get Mystia>Seems nice enough but I'm a little worried about that whole "driving people to madness" thing>RerollYES. Or no? Idk whichever one gets me my amanojaku wife.
>>50121315>Got FutoI shall humbly accept. Though I fear I’ll need to pick up that bygone dialect rather swiftly!
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>50127671You say that like it's a bad thing, you got lucky! You should accept my feelings and go out with Yukari right now! Don't keep the young lady waiting!
I got the rare Windows ME-tan meido, hell yeah
>>50123442Anon we both know that Nitori is on kappa 4chan right now trolling kappa /biz/.By necessity because the only board they have is /biz/ and /g/. Very sad stuff.
>>50126075Anon, I don't think that's a good idea to let mental illnesses do decisions for you. Especially when they concern personal space.
>>50121315I rolled NitoriIm scared about what she may be about to do with my assholeIm not talking about taking it up the ass
>>50128200She's a friend to humans and your new wife she may have a weird butt fetish but she isn't gonna kill you
>>50128200>Im not talking about taking it up the assThat's what you think now.
>>50127686>my feelings
>>50127734nonsense, /diy/ is on there too
Do you think that, in Gensokyo, the 2hus are rolling for /jp/ anons on the kappanet?
>>50129091There is actually a 1 to 1 equivalence between anons here and 2hus in Gensokyo. Each 2hu has a detailed ranking of anons on this board, they gave frequent threads debating which anon is the biggest dork autist here, tengu have bimonthly tenguanon threads where they post about how they want to get raped and abducted, whenever a newfag comes to the board, 2hus all around Gensokyo gather online to debate about his design.
>>50129128I will argue those touhous until they admit to being lesbians.
>>50129164They all talk about how gay (You) are, so it checks out.
>>50129091>>50129128>I rolled Anonymous! Shit, I was hoping to get Anonymous instead>I'll roll again, hopefully I won't get Anonymous or Anonymous - dammit>God I fucking hate Anonymous so much, why can't he be more like Anonymous or Anonymous? Shit anons like Anonymous are why /jp/ has reclined so much, I wish more of them could be like Anonymous instead
>>50129091>>50129128>Anon is coming back anyday now, you guys! I-I can feel it in my bones!
>>50129168Which 2hu spends her life arguing that every anon on /jp/ isn't interested in 2hus because they're all massively homosexual?
>>50129230Mokou.
>>50129128"Anon isn't a slut he's a good boy!""No Anon doesn't piss his pants nor doesn't he spend all day play with those figures he bought. They are baseless rumours!""Dame the /jp/ Experience really ruined anons reputation. He went from a grumpy but lovable lad in the eyes of Gensokyou to a wife beating, mental ill cuck!""Anonymous isn't a basement dwelling NEET. The economy sucks that's why he doesn't have a job yet" "Oldfags aren't past thier prime. They are like wine and get better with age""These newfags loving shotacons need to be executed. Reimu should really do something about it"
>>50129663"Oh, you want to go to the Outside World? It's a dystopia and anons would instantly kill and eat you if they saw you!"
>>50129663Who'd be moderating the board with all these ruckus causing 2hus? Sakuya?
>>50129746Yukari, I imagine, maybe with the help of Reimu(who's too lazy to even delete obvious moonie spam threads). Sanae would constantly apply because she wants to clean the board, since she was an outside worlder herself so she feels uncomfortable with how anons are discussed, but Yukari won't accept her because she knows that if the board is too closely moderated, the kappa will just make an even less moderated altchan.
>>50129783The other 2hus must feel so jealous of Sanae... she might have gotten to talk to real, bona-fide anons!
>>50129783>since she was an outside worlder herself so she feels uncomfortable with how anons are discussedThis would mean that Sanae and all 2hus who have recently been in the outside world are the equivalent of lorefags who seeth at fanon and misinterpretations
I hope the 2hu that rolls me wouldn't reroll or be disappointed...
>>50129906Maybe this is why 2hus are so violent and competitive, they fear disappointing their favorite anons.
>>50129827They too could meet a real bona-fide anon if they decide to have a chat with Sumeriko
>>50129663"Anon's boss is such an evil and spoiled dick. Why isn't he giving anon the opportunity to move to Gensokyou where he could find happiness?"
>>50121315I don't know what's about to happen here, and I'm afraid to ask.
>>50129983This means that you somehow become Alice's boyfriend and as a her boyfriend you automatically become Shinki's boytoy. So good job anon you got two 2hus for the price of one.
>>50129995Actually, Anon is given the terrifying revelation that Shinki actually created him to be her ideal lover, but accidentally lost him. But it's OK because she found him again so now Anon gets to date his new motherwife and meet his many weird daughters she also created, most of which are older than him.
>>50129995You mean he got 3, anon. We all know best and most powerful girl Shanghai wears the pants in any makai based relationship.
>>50129906Sorry Anon but you're the equivalent of Wriggle
>>50130166Would Wriggle herself re-roll that anon?
If I say yes, can I still yell "PERKELE!" at the top of my lungs when something doesn't work?
>>50130297Anon, I don't think she'll let you swear...
Body hair ain’t my thing, but I can’t say no. She’s cute, she’s a sweetheart, and you can do SOOOOO much worse than her on the reroll.Reroll anyway for fun.
>>50130524… Okay, Shinmy isn’t bad, either. It’d definitely feel wrong to go out with someone who has the body of an eight-year-old, but as long as Seija isn’t giving her any bad ideas, I wouldn’t mind protecting this cute little bean. Also you have the benefit of a pocket girlfriend.
>>50129128Do you think the 2hus have monthly /jp/ yaoi threads where they share images of /jp/ anons engaging in erotic homosexuality with each other, along with well-known fandom ships between /jp/ anons?
>>50130991Hell yeah! /jp/ version of Lords of the Locker room!
>>50122032All human 'hus are bottom tier because they age>>50122226Big pilotable humanoid robots
>>50131046Except maybe Sakuya if she can manipulate time that way
>>50122802Lucky bastard
>>50130991What is the most popular ship between /jp/ anons?
>>50130166That's a compliment!
>>50131119"Oh I hate this" fiasco anon X the gayest poster (i.e. (You) )
>>50131046You also age shit for brains.
>>50131119Me and (You)
>>50130991Now I'm imagining them having a "femanon" thread, where dyke 2hus post about genderbent anons while claiming it's totally not gay.>>50131119anonxanon
What do I do? Hikikomorin' 3/4th of the year with Letty! Chilling out with Letty outside for the rest of the year! Every year!
>>50131157If I can make it big and bypass aging, no. The point is, with a human wife, you'd have to make it big for two.
>>50131178There are a couple girls who post here, I guess they'd be the Unzan and Rinnosuke of /jp/ anons.
>>50131186Your new wife is fat dude
>>50131251
>>50131251I see the gensofujochan is leaking into here
>>50130297A pure Byakuren and an outrageous Finnanon... Sounds like the fable of the beauty and the beast.
>>50121315Depends on how we've formed the relationshipIf I don't know her very well (likelier scenario) then she's definitely scheming. The worst thing I'd imagine her being able to do as rejection is make my life a living hell as goddess. Though I have a lot of experience religious backlash so that's no real skin off my back. I would take her to be more dignified than that though so I'm not worried either wayIf I got to know her normally then, y'know, sure, why not. As a person she doesn't stand out to me that much though so I think I'm leaning towards a no
Wait! Maybe, maybe we are all girls in the internet!
>>50131606Pic related, my second rollYou've gotta be fucking kidding me what Moriya Shrine conspiracy is this
>>50130991Those threads get filled with other 2hus calling the OP a cuck.
>>50131606>>50131629C'mon anon, do they have to get Suwako roped into this scheme for you to agree?
>>50131629Can we trade? I have Kagerou.
>>50131867Instead of trading you should make your wives date each other while you watch.
>>50131867Because you asked so nicely I'm going to say no :)
hey wait, I didn't sign up for-YACHIE DAISUKI YACHIE DAISUKI YACHIE DAISUKI
>>50131867You don't deserve her, most anons on /jp/ would be happy to have a girl that might as well not bother shaving with how fast her body hair grows
>>50132016She stinks, her big bushy carpet constantly traps sweat and pussy fluids and the best she can do is put thick coats of perfumed soap and deodorant.
>>50131556I am the beauty, right? :D
>>50132038That and the armpits are where pheromones build and that's erotic though
>>50132057stinky wife
I will draw myself with the 2hu I roll
I don't like her
>>50121315i love you too...can i suck your feet now...?
>>50132496That's because you got canon SakiRoll yourself fanon accurate Saki who's like 7 ft tall and you'd be singing a different tune, right? Everyone would. But is Saki even that bad?
>>50122762I think that's just a general Byakuren thing.
>>50121377>>50121315>>50121974So what are the rules in regards to the check boxes? I notice some anons leave them at default while others have them all disabled.
>>50121315Okay so the actual question is "how would you deal with rejecting a random 2hu" since I would only ever say yes to Suika.And I got Star Sapphire. Well that's uneventful. She'll be sad about it but she'll be able to get over it and won't cause any real trouble.
>>50133826For a more interesting response I rolled again and I'm not counting that as the one I have to accept especially because it was fucking Tsukasa of all characters. Tsukasa is awful. The only one I hate more than her is Seija. I have no clue why she would ever fall for me. Maybe stalking as part of her job without interacting with me, preventing her from learning how much I hate her. I'd try to let her down easy only because I know she'd be extremely vindictive about it otherwise. Now she'll only be somewhat vindictive. That could still prove a major problem if she continues her stalking. She might try to use others to get information out of me on why I rejected her. In the worst case scenario she could learn how much I hate her and how I've always hated her. At that point she'd probably go ballistic and try to ruin my life by getting me exiled and isolated from as much of Gensokyo as possible. As much as I'd like to think it would just be village, her lies probably would work on a lot of other 2hus as well. I wonder whether she'd start small, or tell each person lies about me that are personally tailored to make them dislike me, or maybe just run around telling everyone I'm a serial killer rapist. At least I can be grateful that Suika would have enough sense to not buy any of it.
>>50133837Tsukasa is cute and a trustworthy vassal however.
>>50133813Whatever you think is most interesting. I just removed male and non-humanoid for obvious reasons and PC98 because there's not much to talk about with most of them.
>>50133886he doesn't want mommy mima to milk his prostate every night and call him a good boy
>>50121315>Mystia as my first rollFuck it why not, all things considered at least I'll be eating good every night and I like eel sushi. If she's confessing to me I'm probably safe in terms of not getting eaten... At least by her, though given where she lives I probably wouldn't be leaving her side much unless she escorts me to the human village or Remi's mansion. I like not being dead.Plus I can just buy a pair of noise canceling headphones whenever she feels like singing, maybe Kappa's make something that even blows Sony's WH-1000XM5 out of the water but if not I was already looking at getting a pair either way.Also I'm afraid to do a second roll and end up like this anon >>50126831Still need to get around to playing her game on steam that's currently collecting dust in my library.>>50133886I just stuck with the default though getting Genji would be pretty funny I suppose.
>>50129091You're not on the default exclusion list, right?>>50129128>whenever a newfag comes to the board, 2hus all around Gensokyo gather online to debate about his design."Another fat NEET? How many are there now? This is getting old."
Got Hong Meiling. Sounds good. We could spend days napping together and being lazy. Always had a thing for redheads and dragons.
>>50133986That would be funnier if it had checked idolfaggots, vtumors, 3pd simps, and women.
>>50129904>"Most of them don't know Japanese. Even if you met him he wouldn't be able to understand anything you say.">"How many times do I have to tell you that they can't post files with sound?">"Your Anon wouldn't have the slightest clue how to survive in Gensokyo without all the modern conveniences he relies on.">"No, threatening to kill him would not make him like you."
>>50134292>>"No, threatening to kill him would not make him like you."Youkai are so cute! Cute! I want to clear up misconceptions on romance together!
As if any 2hu would confess to you losers lol
>>50134338go away /v/ermin
>>50134475You had the choice of either replying to a shitpost, or literally any other post in the thread.
>>50129904I can imagine what their equivalend of grimsokyofag would be>If you got isekai'd into the outside world you wouldn't last 15 minutes before getting stabbed by a crackhead.
>>50135175takehimtodetroit.webm
>>50133986>exclude crossboarders by defaultFUCK! WE ARE DONE FOR! Anyways, what is your primary board fellow crossboarders? t. /asp/survivor
>>50135175>It just isn't shown but every time your anon goes to work he has to avoid shootouts, explosions, burned out cars, and public beheadings on the way. In fact with how much humans hate the supernatural he'd probably just shoot you on sight.
>>50135698Oh, she is talking about my sudaca ass :c
