There's a woman in a boat, on a lake wearing a coat.If you want to know her name, it's in the riddle i just wrote.What's the woman called?
TOUHOU SEX
>>50129898Meira
https://files.catbox.moe/jykmfn.png
>>50129903SUWAKO SEXXGHOOOOOOOO MOFVVVVAAAARKS MVVGHAAARKS
>>50129911Meira has never been on a boat or worn coats
>>50129937A kataginu is technically a coat though...
>>50129898Komachin?
>>50129954Still no boats.>>50129955Good guess but her name isn't in the riddle. As a little clue, the woman is not a 2hu.
>>50129972Fiiiine, I'll koisneed on the boat part...
Looks like Shotanon's fan is already here
Where?
>>50129920Sex
>>50129898cant wait to cosplay Nareko later this weekend
favorite eosdhu?
>>50130057What con?
>>50130187sawcon
>>50130192Now... post the cosplay outfit...
>>50129898>>50129972Do you have to piece together her name from the letters used in your post?
>>50130211You could say so. The result must be a real name, not something like "coatboat" or "lakewoman"
>>50129898Mother Theresa?
>>50130227Is she real or fictional?
>>50130249She could be both.>>50130247Yatsucorrect!! Or at least half Yatsucorrect. Care to explain your reasoning first?
>>50130210dont listen to the sawcon post.I'll wait until the weekend comes so I can dick around as Nareko and get picturesHave accessories for now
>>50130273are you a boy or a girl
I'm ugly and I'm proud
>>50130263Something something religious name something something happened in a lake
>>50130284Im a guy
>>50130292
>>50130287Aaaand incorrect. I said you were half correct and we know the answer is literally in the riddle so try to reach a conclusion based on those two factors.
>>50130273>>50130292PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FILM YOURSELF SHOVING THE STAFF UP YOUR ASS UUUUUUUUUUUURGH PLEEEEEEEEASE
>>50129898Shorts don't behave like that.In fact its almost impossible to get an upskirt or "upshort" on them, specially considering the egyptian hu doesn't wear puffy ones.
>>50130294yeah I know>>50130305maybe later anon
>>50130304So does she have a second name? Theresa Inaboat?
fvvvvvvvaaaaaaaaaark
the mikophobia can only end with (You)
>>50130344Let's say she doesn't. Where's Theresa in the riddle?
>>50130305OBJECTS NAREKO'S SHOVED UP HER ARSE : CURVED STAFF
>>50130358'There's a <woman>'
>>50130408Correct!!! The woman's name is Theresa and the very first lines confirm as much. You got it faster than i did, congrats!
>>50130337Which 2hus skirts do you want to look up the most?
Why did you forget about her...?
I am a native jpsieMy tribe is jaypeeMy forefathers loved this boardThey left it here for meBut the crossie man came with 3dpdsAnd idols and dirty vtubersAn' poisoned my board with his sneed
who the fuck is lotois
>>50130457I will never forget you eurobro
>>50130421Make me a sandwich as a reward.
>>50130509Of course! Here's my favorite sandwich, made with tons of love: https://files.catbox.moe/mzajh2.jpg
mikosisters are so brave
I've been talking to a mikosister and her fetishes are being told she'll never pass and that she should kill herself
is that so
yeah
>>50130459The redditard obsessed with thread personalities that has to talk about/with them 24/7, sometimes uses Seija as his avatar here
@lotois is that true
>>50130626'fraid so
>>50130642fuark...
>>50129923ZAZED, MOFVVVVVVARHGHGKIN ZAXED
>>50130621You forgot the worst partIt is fr*nch
>>50130516Good taste. However... Not enough nutrients.
>>50130660>safe racism
I love Seija but I'm not Lotois. Give me a name.
>>50130683Lotoisn't
>>50130683retard
okay but where does the alice posting become relevant here
>>50130683notLotois
Lotois making failures angry again
Which 2hu loves speaking in third person?
>>50130717Alice!
How many personalities does he have a grudge on? Shotanon, Satorifag, Seijafag, alicefag, that trash girl, KoiGOD and now Lotois. Genuinely how do you live like this?
I'm feeling CONFIDENT and SATISFIED
mariKINO
>>50130750cute boy
>>50130750Why are you listing one of them 4 times
Mierdabot broke again
Marisa lay on her chair, confident and satisfied. The passionate sounds of her friends' whispers in the next room were almost too much to bear. A blindfold had been secured over Marisa's face so she was unable even to see. She just had to wait there and bear it.Suddenly, she realized that her friends were in the same room as her*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT--HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARISA!!!*It was just about to begin. Marisa had smiled, the sounds of cheers filling the room. And she was unable to contain her tears, due to her friends' kindness .Tears streamed down Marisa's face. She had never had a birthday party before But now her friends celebrating for her. If her kind and loving friends hadn't gone through the trouble, she was going to have to spend that day alone. Swallowing her tasty cake that Alice had baked for her, Marisa turned toward the table, from which she could see the presents her friends had brought for her."THANK YOU REIMU, GUYS, THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!" She said.The house was filled with presents and singing, and Marisa could never have been happier that day."Your friends are very kind, Marisa," came Mima's reply. "You're so lucky to have them"
>>50130933
>>50130933there must be a catch. no way your post is that sweet and simple
name a SAhu
>>50131027Yamame Kurodani
>>50131027Yuugi
>>50129898'in the riddle i just wrote' is a weird name
Ok, it's up
>>50131210what is up?
>>50131230The /jp/hu ninjas will find out eventually
>>50129898I CAN SEE HER UNDIES!
Will garticnigger ever stop shitposting in retaliation over his boy being called cute?
Out of nowhere
You lost garticautist
>>50131210You got me excited for nothing...
>>50131337Sorry, i don't draw. I will specify as much next time.
Didn't turn out last time that skribblautist was lying about his pencil sharpener?
Patrickautist melty
>>>/v/722842960Koisister.......
2hubraps in my mouth yum yum
Koisisters unite!
>>50131422Patchouli bubble
Koisishitters
>>50131431
>>50131254Nothing wrong with being gay in /v/hu, he should be proud like his movement is about.......
i need to die
Which 2hu falls into a schizophrenic melty upon being called out?
>>50131495Alice!
>>50131495I've seen this post at least 10 times
Fine. Here. This is what you wanted right?>>>/v/631137229
>>50131518xdddd
>>50131520i FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKING love SA2!!!>mechs suckwrong>treasure hunting suckswrong>chao garden is the only good partit's the only part that really drags during 180 emblem runs
>>50131518Why would a happy man have regular temper tantrums...
unironically who are you quoting
>>50131559your average jewtuber that sucks at playing games
unironically i want to be molested by a 2hu
anon walks into a room full of /jphus while wearing an Aya cosplay. What happens next?
>>>/v/722844475Elf Meira
>>50131580>redditbuddy
Which 2hu has to seek constant validation for the sake of feeling just an ounce of happiness?
>>50131580>4channelbuddy
>>50131608Alice!
>>50131608garticautist
>>50131537>treasure hunting sucksIt does thou it was way better in SA1 where you could get the emeralds in any order
>>50131618wtf Alice is literally me!
>>50131628I agree the SA1 radar is objectively better but the SA2 one encourages you to find a route where you explore as much of the level as possible and get an A rank by doing it fast (or just using the hints). It's only an issue in Mad Space where each planet has its own gravity and getting out of them is either too clunky or takes too long.
nobody cares about your kids game retards
HEY TSUNDEREANONThoughts on Shadow?
>>50131660Name an adult game
>>50131674see any time someone tell you that youre retarded annodying all u can do is double dow nad keep doing the thing thats making u annoying thats ur whole personality ur not even a real perosn
>>50131698wtf I love drunkanon now?
>>50131537Gamma mogs mechs even if he only really has 1 fully fledged out stage in Hot Shelter
>>50131698You aren't supposed to call out Lotois...
>>50131709Maybe in terms of controls but, like you say, only Hot Shelter feels like a real level and the rest are over in the blink of an eye and the bosses are absolutely pathetic (most Sonic bosses are, to be fair). The ranking system in SA2 allows mech stages to become a fun combo game. Still, Gamma's story is kino and i want to cum inside Ringo.
please do not harass the lolcows
please do not shit your diaper
>>50131725https://voca.ro/18hsElgFb0Ac
>>50131757My hero....
>>50131757Holy crap Lotois
>>50131757uh oh you can't say the r-word, you'll lose upboats!!
>>50131757Holy shit anons weren't kidding xe sounds like a complete faggot KEK
Which 2hu would get so upset of getting called out often to the point they record their own faggot nasal voice to damage control out?
>>50131846Alice!
oh this is going to be fun
ehh here's the yamame tribute i don't care anymore. Please r8 and/or h8 sincerelyhttps://files.catbox.moe/0dymh2.mp4
>>50131863I MISSED YOU
>>50131863the phone notification LOL
>>50131863you're disgusting
Lotois, the joke, once again was sex
>>50131863you're precious
>>50131757gemerald
>>50131846Upset AT getting called out, you troglodyte, you moron.
cum tributes are the most boring thing u can do its like i wanna be disgusting and attention whore but i dont wanna even do anything funnyoh wow you ejaculated on a screen really interesting man no ones done that before all it cost you was like a wet wipe to get rid of ur cum like nobody gives a fuckgo post a video of putting something up your ass then somebody will care at least ur boring
>>50131922In my defense, I was laughing my ass off while typing
>>50131863Fucking based, but the pic is mid af 2bqh, I'd have a hard time nutting to it.
How many times have you guys ejaculated on screens?
nuke turkey
but think of the koichildren
>>50131966zerowhat if my cum fucks up my phone
>>50131966My cum is too thick and would probably damage the screen
>>50131966Never
which 2hu would nut in her screen
>>50132000Malice!
>>50131880I never left>>50131894Thanks, i like mean names like those>>50131944I agree. I couldn't find a better Yamame pic. It was a throwaway tribute anyways.>>50131966At the very least 50Here's a bonus Urumi trib. Wish i didn't forget to turn the audio on but oh wellhttps://files.catbox.moe/zkcx6w.mp4
>>50132000>inAlice!
>>50132009fatfuck is one of the most erotic girls out thereI'm disapointed on you
Alice would NOT shove her penis inside a screen
Which image should I slopify next
If I was futa Reimu I would be nutting inside that dog everyday
do you guys have friends you talk to personally outside of imageboards
>>50132063
TewiAndromedaGalaxy...
>>50132078
>>50132119kino kino kino kino
i have a couple i met like 6-7 years ago but i only play viideo games with them and post memes they dont talk to me about anything really so i feel lonely anyway
please talk about osmething
>>50132213Okay, something is a cool guy, happy now?
>>50132227plesae talk to me
>>50131937Wtf? Crazy drunk Asian guy is actually based? You're right FUCK Juan, he's a dumbass attention whoring faggot freak
>>50132009>>50131863You promised ages ago you'd leave and never do this shit. Fuck off already DeGeneres
>>50132009random question: got plans for this weekend?
>>50130057>>50130273>>50130292>>50130338Parseecosplayer what the fuck when did you get like this
>>50132268I dont have a Parsee cosplay
where dem youkai at
103 is a nigger
>>50131966Sounds like a good way to ruin your phone
please talk to me anyone
>>50132309you retards have never actually ejaculated on any electronnic daveice device have you your cum wont do anything to a phone or a computer idiot
Cum expert
Paint status?
>>50132343trapped and betrayed in shitty board, like us
>>50132339Same tho
>>50132343Tits
yes
>>50132376i need i die anonnnnn pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
can someone put him out of his misery already
>>501324215 grand
please talk to me
ira
>>50129920Koishidrawbab can we do an art trade
plesa talk to me faggots retards pieces ofs hit
>>50132551I'll talk to you. Who is your favorite 2hu and why? Do you like fat hairy women?
i like skinny shaved women who smell nice and who do not act like gorillas. i am a rebel.
>>50132555try not being disgusting you osund like a retard who cant make conversation without bringing your shitty ironic memes like haha durr le fat hairy women le sex guys kill yourself this is probably why you have no friends and u have to fucking sit here and refresh for posts
>>50132576so your favorite 2hu is alice?
>>50132576Damn dude... It's not a meme, I was just wondering about your tastes. Sorry for trying to talk to you I guess...
>>50132572daring today aren't we
>>50132579lyinig fucking retard youure ali youre liar youre lying to me you know you are and i know you are
>>50132576You shouldn't antagonize people so much.
>>50132586I am a retard but I'm not lying..........
>>50132606oh my meira JUAN TRIBUTE THIS IMAGE IMMEDIATELY
>>50132263Going to class on saturday and hanging out with a friend on sundaycaptcha: KR0NK
>>50132606I own exactly two of these Marisads
>>50132622Are you in uni? What do you study?
I need cock reimu
>>50132621Maybe the og Sariel pic.>>50132626Literature. It's a subject i enjoy and classes this semester have all been memorable.
>>50132635>LiteratureWhat jobs can you even get as a literature graduate...?
>>50132666Spanish and english teacher. I also want to try my hand at writing and publishing a book but we'll see how that goes.
i would not trust juan to be my teacher
>>50132606I own all of these marisads
>>50132633Genjii.....
>>50132679Ohh okay I seeLast question I guess, as someone who studies literature, what are your favorite works and who's your favorite author? What authors would you recommend?English or Spanish is fine
>>50132701are you genuinely spending your time making banal small talk at this hour with retards you dont know youre such a lonely friendless piece of garbage
>>50132679Juan please do not groom young bicurious teenage boys if you become a teacher. I beg of you, leave that to the hags.
>>50131254the gartic got hijacked last time what do you want from me
Local teacher arrested after being caught filming his student's tribute
>>50132622alright, but some reason I had the slight sensation you would be going to the same event as I am this weekend
shall we gartic?
>>50132839Sorry, too busy wondering what the appeal of doing a cum tribute is for Juananitalita Antonio Rivérez
>>50132855You can do both things at once you know
i am garbage
>>50132875No, I'm stupid and don't know how to multitask. I can't even breathe while typing this out. Don't feel like gartic either rn, sorry
I'M STUPID I'M WORTHLESS I'M GARBAGE MY PARENTS NEVER LOVED ME
>>50132911my parents care but they did terrible shit to me anyway cause theyre mentally ill and also retarded
*spanish guitar starts playing*juan...
>>50132911yes, you are
>>50132906alr maybe this weekend then
>>50132535as in taking a request and receiving one in return (i was asleep when this was posted and now i have to leave for a few hours)
>>50132963what else do you think an art trade means idiot
I want to insert myself into this art trade for no reason other than that its fun
I am the art trade
I want to insert "myself" into his "art trade" if you know what I mean
>>50132996Jojo characters speak like this
>>50132701>as someone who studies literature, what are your favorite works and who's your favorite author? What authors would you recommend?My favorite book is Frankenstein, with Dracula and Fahrenheit 451 not far behind. As for authors, i like Mari Shelly, Roald Dalh, Haruki Murakami, Ray Bradbury and Franz Kafka>>50132711Don't worry, i prefer fat old bastards.>>50132757I don't cosplay.
fuck this weather
>>50133017Sumireko mentioned
FUCK Jo'on.
diaper
stop saying that word
hey guys
Say RAWR!
say per
Lotois...
rawr means i wuv u in dinosaur x3
OH MAI GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joseph Joestar
Chocolate Disco
>>50133244omg I love that song!
Gyro Zeppeli
Peter Griffin
Lotois Griffin
holy crop lotois look who's come to see us
chiyari
Diego Brando
John Touhou
Please, that was my Father. Just call me John 'Hu.
Funny Valentine
Terraria?
me in the left
the futa drought in unbearable
>>50133195Ayapervert is not real they said...She can't hurt you IRL they said....
>>50133432I hope Unbearable will be able to make it through the drought then...
ayapervert doxxed me once and then came all the way from russia to my house and then she raped me and it was really painful because she had a strap on
ayapervert is doxing mekoisneed
aya p e rvert has koisnee d
>>50133462>because she had a strap onThat wasn't Ayapervert, that was her boss Megumupervert.
I'm such a slutty cock hungry attentionwhore
>>50133656me too sometimes
>>50133656merth...
>>50133681how did you know it was me this time...
Guys I'm worried drunk pissu anon hasn't posted in 3 hours
attach a gyate to literally any post and it will always be funny
>>50133382I unironically ship ayapervert and 103
>>50133904Who do you ship me with?
>>50133908your hand
>>50133929YIPPIEEEEEE. Sorry if I'm acting weird, it's been a slow night
>>50133908this picture >>50132606
I ship myself inside Egyptian women
>>50133904didnt ayapervert """"""""""""""doxx"""""""""""""""" him once?
>>50132965okay then what do you want?
>>50133368I didnt like the game but I enjoyed our adventures
My heroes
>>50134705...and Okina
We need to find a completely new game to play together
...Where is everyone?
>>50135001Busy being depressed
I need a blue haired /v/huwife
Why blue
yatsuliberal thing
Was walking downtown today and this blue haired yatsuliberal came up to me and said "check your meira privilege" the absolute insanity that we live in today
>>50134840We could technically ERP versus a AI chatbot through chub.ai since they have a feature for multilayer for whatever reasonThough someone has to set up a paid provider first since their default is completely braindead
HEY MERTHWhen will you make the next fusu?
>>50135161i already said idk
>>50135186If you're the real Merth then you'll draw uhhh Chiyuri
>>50135186Don't look at me I wasn't the one who asked
>>50135191
>>50135203Chiyuri and who?
>>50135206Me
>>50135203I KNEW IT YOU WERE PATRICKAUTIST THIS WHOLE TIME
>>50135218I'm not him he's not even real get him out of your head
>>50135225ONLY PATRICKAUTIST WOULD GASLIGHT US LIKE THIS
>>50135228Patrickautist is a mindset. He lives so long as the concept does. You could be Patrickautist, as can several others
>>50135161I'll post it later today>>50135203That's not me
>>50135230I'm the real Hedgehog around here
>>50135203She's dabbing on Mierda
>>50135230Shadow Merth...
>>50135230Which character?
>>50135230So, we finally meet, faker.
>>50135252
>>50135161I already posted it on /v/ but the thread got deleted >>50135203>>50135230those are not me
Real Merth here. I want to say that all fusus are now CANCELLED due to finally having sex.
>>50135258With who?
>>50135258Huh? But Merth had sex like months ago?
Meow
I am Merth!
Are you Merth?
>>50135203He's Merth>>50135230He's Merth>>50135257You're MerthI'm MerthAre there any other Merths I should know about?
Yahoo!
>>50135282Merth opinion on this?
>>50135284I don't have a Switch 2
>>50135284That's my main obviously
>>50135284I have a switch 2 and I love mario
The REAL Merth can answer this question
Remitranny out of nowhere
>>50135203We have successfully cloned Merth
>>50135359FINALLY, we can sell his marketable merchandise for 70% cheaper in the /jp/hu gift shop now!
HEY HEY MERTHY I don't like your girlfriend NO WAY NO WAY I think you need a vhuHEY HEY MERTHY I could be your girlfriend (male)
ama
>>50135413Favorite fairy sprite?
>>50135413Favorite drawking?
>>50135413Favorite len'hu?
>>50135414Pic related.>>50135417Tewimom's art genuinely looks the best.>>50135419The one with the black hat, i don't know, i haven't played Len'en yet.
>>50135424Abhorrent
This thread celebrity will make you cryhis presence resembles a medicine.What started as your average rantturned into a legend.Which /jp/hu am i talking about?
>>50135463Shotagodemperor
>>50133017>i prefer fat old bastardsLols you're so gross juan. Why would you prefer that over a pristine shota or a tall hag to dommy mommy you? Why not let a kinky hag peg you? >Fahrenheit 451Good book, haven't read it since high school but I remember it pretty well. You read any Ayn Rand yet? I loved The Fountainhead. I love reading a lot, currently reading Last of the Mohicans.
>>50135463Please don't give in and start circlejerking namefags too...
>>50135476Cute koisneed
>>50135468Good guess i suppose but no. I don't think his defining trait is making you cry.>>50135474Don't worry, it's not your average namefag.
>>50135482>Don't worry, it's not your average namefag.It doesn't matter. Its not touhou related.
>>50135463Meira?
>>50135482Aerd
>>50135476Cute!!>>50132963Yep, that's exactly it. I haven't really thought ahead because I wasn't sure you'd go for it. What are you in the mood to draw?
>>50135474Juan has gotten tired of being a law-abiding citizen, she wants to have fun https://youtu.be/PIb6AZdTr-A?si=myFctFhMbXofWS4J
>>50135486Hmm, you're right. I'm having a little bit of post riddle regret now.>>50135489I would've said 2hu and not /jp/hu if that were the case.>>50135490Not him.Here's a little clue: what are legends known for, factually speaking?
>>50135504Kyokoanon?
>>50135469>Why would you prefer that over a pristine shotaI don't like shotas>or a tall hag to dommy mommy you? I don't care about femdom, men are better at it>You read any Ayn Rand yet?Her face looks familiar but i don't think so. I've noticed that girls are really good at writing
>>50135517He never makes anyone cry, if anything he's all smiles.It's hard to cry, you know. Are there any ways to force someone to cry?
>>50135463Parseestalker?
>>50135523You just haven't met the right woman. A dominant woman is infinitely better than a dominant man because she only cares about your pleasure, while the man only cares about himself getting off and is a selfish crappy lover. Yeah you may find it hot to be used by a guy but after a while, it'll get old just being used like that with no thought to your own happiness. Men are really bad lovers. A dominant woman will make sure to never hurt you (unless you want that) and will always take care of you, unlike some disgusting man that doesn't even care about you at all.
>>50135491of course I was going to to bed right when this got posted>What are you in the mood to draw?i'm too picky. as for what i want in return though... i'd like to see Daiyousei topless in a bikini. but if no NSFW, then a character of your choice, but drawn using only straight lines>Cute!!thanks
>>50135542I don't think his whole shtick started with a rant and, i must insist, he's not making anyone cry.
>>50135553>because she only cares about your pleasureMost "dommy mommies" I've seen online are only in it for the money and spamming their ko-fi accounts or whatever while I've had plenty of long lasting conversations with dudes about topics other than domming me. Of course, i agree with what you say about finding the right girl, i know she must be out there and I'd be up for gentle femdom but not pegging, footslop or mommyslop.
glory
to
the
Tewimom, you can't cure the gay out of Juan, it's terminal
ANUS. GLORY TO MY ANUS
>glory to the TewimomMy heroine :)
>>50135463Merth
>>50135556>i'm too picky*i'm NOT too pickysorry i'm tired
Juan is easily one of the worst posters here and I hate the degenerate. I hope his family walks in on him and disowns him.
>>50135603i don't think tewialbatross would bring up "pristine shotas"
>>50135603I hope you and tewielephant burn in the deepest depths of hell for ruining the anus post
Juan broke Mierdabot again
>>50135610Nope.One last clue: what if the person I'm talking about isn't real? What is Medicine known for?
skibidi reimu
>>50135612at least he talks about the games unlike a certain attention whore
>>50135632Medicine is poisonous
>>50135632Yurifag!>>50135635Kill yourself Juan
>>50135632I GOT ITIt's MustardgasanonMustard gas makes people cryIf not I will quit 4chan for the day
>>50135635>muh gameswhy are you retards still pretending you care about the games even when you talk about them its only cause feel obligated to rather than because you have any actual interest in touhou
OH FOR THE LOVE OF MEIRA
>>50135638And you know what else is poisonous?>>50135639>Yurifag!Wrong.>>50135642CORRECT CORRECT! Just like you say, mustard gas makes peoply cry and is as poisonous as Medicine. He was first mentioned in your average /v/hu sucks post but then he became a recurring joke. Just like legends, he's not exactly real.Congrats! I wanted to do this riddle since mustardgasanon doesn't exist and i won't be doing any namefag riddles in the future. Here's a leaked picture of mustardgasanon:https://files.catbox.moe/f26yka.jpg
People who complain about other who don't talk about Touhou don't talk about Touhou themselves
Where's Tenna?
People who complain about others who complain about other who don't talk about Touhou don't talk about Touhou themselves
I thought you said >People who complain about otters
I'm marijorking it I'm marijorking it
You want games? Hecky show you games.EoSD, PCB or IN?
...
>>50135679If you mention deltarune, undertale or jojo again I'm going to assault your anus
>>50135720Sans, Megalovania this Anon.
>>50135668https://voca.ro/16QHDJhhFuR5
>>50135811Chimata BTFO'd
the end
>>50135823Quite the shocking plotline, great nice
>>50135823I hated it because you made clownpiece cry
Why do girls use voice changers and pretend they're boys?
Why do boys put on skirts and pretend they're girls?
>>50135632Do you erp?This is important
>>50135854I do not.
>>50135876>yamame was swallowed yuumayour esl is showing, merthy
IT'S TIME FOR OUR SQUEAKY TEENSY WEENSY WITTLE ATTENTIONSLUT MERTHYPOO TK SHILL HIS COMIC
>>50135886I didn't proof read this thanks for pointing it out
look at our merthypoo go!
>>50135845Was there a reason you included Parsee with tht comment, out of all the Touhous?
>>50135853>>50135876>>50135884>>50135889>>50135897>>50135902>>50135906>>50135908THIS IS FUCKIN SIIIIICK
>>50135853>>50135876>>50135884>>50135889>>50135897>>50135902>>50135906>>50135908>>50135910This fuckin sucks actually
>>50135866You are lyingCan we e-fuck already?
yippie!
>>50135922>>50135925>>50135929>>50135939MAI FVARKING VILLAIN
aree you watching meira
are you watching meira implies you're asking if someone is watching meira. Are you watching, meira means you're asking meira if she's watching. Learn to use commas.
Even Tewihusband erps
This is better than sex I love it so much thank you Merth
at least catbox it instead of dumping it like that...
KINOOOOOOOOOO
>>50135969MY HEROOOOOOO
>>50135968This thread is dedicated to our little attentionwhore, when he blogposts or posts his comic you sit and listen
>>50135969LET'S FUCKING GOOOOI>>50135968Kill yourself niggersexual
>>50135984you need to work on your explosions, that looks like a giant creature
>>50135985stop posting like an 11 year old retarded spic
>>50135984OOOOFI DON'T CARE WHAT UNIVERSE YOU'RE FROM THAT'S GOTTA HURT
>>50135968Yeah man because this thread is just so active and high quality.>>50135984KINOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
what did we think of it
>>50135999so basedso fucking based....
>>50135999I love you Merth so much. Thankt ou
>>5013599910/10 I can't wait for the next oelne
>>50135999Even if it kinda came off as a vore comic I thought this was great. Thank you for your hard work Merth!
>>50136018KINO KINO BASED BASED I KNEEL KINO KINO BASED BASED BASED I KNEEL I KNEEL KINO
Otterbros...https://nhentai.net/g/601242/
>>50135999Juan is seething over this art you've made. I bet Tewimom is proud of you Merth, she's looking down on you smiling.
>>50136033I'm not seething, I'm even jealous
niggerth and tewiblob tongue my anus
https://youtu.be/CjKMNBpTs30NINA WON
Kasen
>>50136042Where's my stage 5 arrangement
Merth you did amazing. >>50135999Thank you.As a way to show thanks, the next Anon who posts will be my new sister and you can fuck her Merth.
HEY SHOTAGODwhat are you drawing?
>>50135999Pure undiluted kino
To the two narekoposters here, care to explain this?https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78185601/#q78216211
>>50136064thanks
>>50136062ur mumKEKYPOOPY
>>50136065Some anons just like egyptians that much, i suppose.
glory to the stinky dookie
>>50136079So you don't erp right? >>50136065Sure
>>50136113That's not me.
>>50136018Why is Reisen included among the protagonists?
Yo guys it's me Charlie did that Nareko just ERP?
I could go for some jelly donuts
To fetch a crummy jelly doughnut?? They should've been fetching Touhou Project characters.
Do you know who ate all the donuts?
>came back to thread while eating donut>anons talking about donutsspooky
I enjoy sugar donuts
having sex rn
I'm not having sex with you rn waltuh
It's that time again
jphu i need your help, what do you do when you feel helpless and frustrated?
Which 2hu would pin the blame on a scapegoat out of sheer impotent desperation?
>>50136381Alice!
>>50136301Dissociate
>>50136295What soap flavour do you like the most?
>>50136301probably play video games or lay down and watch youtube
>>50136410>lay downOn my crib?
>>50136415No fuck off
DRIVING IN MY TRUCK RIGHT AFTER A BEERHEY THAT'S MERTH, BUT HE'S WAY TOO NEAR
*Runs over Merth*
>>50136399I don't use that many flavors but i like one that's simply referred to as "men's scent". Most of the time i just use oatmeal soap.
>wanted to get a jelly donut and they didn't have any at my local dunkinmy day is ruined
>>50135424pls play len'en it has sans
>>50136550Uhh... isn't that flavor for girls?
>>50136563Nah. I will confess that i wrap the towel around my whole body like a girl since i don't like having my chest exposed.
>>50135556Okay, Dai-chan is my favorite fairy actually but I never got around to drawing her so this is a good chance. Could you draw either Tewi or Tsukasa in exchange? It's almost Tewihusband's birthday and a birthday gift drawing for him would be cool. But if you don't want to draw the bunny then maybe you could draw the foxo instead. Do whatever you want, I like flowers and kimonos for a cute sfw pic, or a lewd pic if you choose to do that.
>>50136559>pick lemon jelly donut>there is only a tiny glob of jelly inside>the rest of the donut is filled with air and sadness This happened to me so many times I stopped buying donuts because wagies are evil and purposely don't fill the donuts just to hurt innocent people
finally fvrking done
>>50136604Good job. I should get more 1CCs eventually, it's been a while.
>>50136609Thanks and hope you'll be able to
>>50136604do lunatic with the moon hyper its pretty easy and fun
anyone up for some gartic? maybe later today
gartic culture and its consequences have been a disaster for the /v/hu race
>>50136690Skribbl or bust.
>>50136688That's the plan, just wanted to finish hard first to figure out the best combination for lunatic and to fill all the hard chart squares while my memory of hard patterns is still fresh.
you lost garticautist
>>50136690If you'd gartic right now I'd join
>>50136699just r1 + r2 for reimu is good enough for reimu and frogs/missiles + lasers is the best for marisa, it doesnt matter too much which hyper youre using if youre still bombingallshotting FW is pretty boring cause of that actually, would've been better if u had to use different stones in each slot for every clear but whatever
>>50136709>just r1 + r2 for reimu is good enough for reimu and frogs/missiles + lasers is the best for marisaI already figured out stone combinations that works best for my playstyle but thanks for suggestion I might adjust if lunatic proves too tricky>allshotting FW is pretty boring cause of that actually, would've been better if u had to use different stones in each slot for every clear but whateverI think some people do challenge "No Equipment" clears but I think that's even more boring because it avoids engaging with game mechanics.I think game would work better if each story stone changed your main shot in a significant manner instead of your standard forward shot and ye its probably my biggest complain about the game but whatever I still like it
What was Sumireko's first appearance again?
>>50136698alright finehttps://skribbl.io/?U2CE3AG3>>50136704what if we played skribbl first
>>50136735She caused the balls incident
>>50136742I might play that soon but i don't want to touch any photo game.
>>50136736why is nobody joining...
>>50136747You are missing out they are fun.ULiL is only worth playing for the unintentionally funny dialogue.Floatans don't get good until AoCF
>>50136736I will join in a minute.
>>50136763>You are missing out they are fun.They're too hard for me
>>50136727>I might adjust if lunatic proves too trickydidnt touch hard so idk how different the patterns are but for lunatic zun fucked up and if u chose the wrong shots then portions of stage 5 are pretty much impossible and u'll die, that's the only part you have to worry about>I think some people do challenge "No Equipment" clearsif you don't equip a stone in a slot it gets defaulted to your main stone but they're actually weaker than if you had placed the same color stone in there, that's what no equipment stands for no hyper is what's really fucking cancer, even the people who enjoy the CBT challenges don't wanna do it cause it's just shitprobably the most fun way to play FW is no bombing with an okay hyper and a good shot
>>50136771You don't have to 100% it, generally you have to only complete somewhere between 55% - 75% (depending on the game) to see the ending>>50136774>if you don't equip a stone in a slot it gets defaulted to your main stone but they're actually weakerye i know i still think that challenge is boring, theorycrafting stone combinations so they synergize best with your equipped story stone and your playstyle is great>probably the most fun way to play FW is no bombing with an okay hyper and a good shotnah i'm not a superplayer i suck to much for a no bomb run, i just enjoy beating the game with all tools available and its pretty fun for me this way
Ongoing skribbl match if you wanna joinhttps://skribbl.io/?U2CE3AG3
You are what you post
you would be really wise to join the skribbl>>50136814>>50136814
>>50136765You still there?
>>50136825We're waiting for you.
>>50136821no
>>50136829What?
I hope narekocosplayer posts either today or on sunday, I'll be busy all day tomorrow
>>50136798>theorycrafting stone combinationslol is it that deepmost of them are shit and dont matter then there are like 2-3 that are ok/good for each character
>>50136833Oh sorry I read the wrong chain of replies. I'm already in.
>>50136816
Call me back when mspaintanon joins, then maybe I'll hop in.
>>50136859but he's already in anon
>>50136842Well it did took me a while to figure out the good ones especially for hard difficulty to minimize the weaknesses of the really terrible story stones, like i said i'm not that great at those games so i had to minmax. And it was fun.And from various clear screenshots i've seen, other people came up with completely different combinations to what i was using.Yeah there are couple terrible stones that have no redeeming qualities but otherwise i think that part of the game is really cool.
>>50136862gay
>>50136863Go to sleep
>>50136892What why what did i doAm i talking too much about 2hu in this e-celeb thread?
>>50136895nvm wrong person
Anons should go to sleep with *spins 2hu wheel*...Okina
thanks for joining and drawing skribblanons
*in a high pitched voice* where did everyone go?
You're nervous, Okina can feel as much. She reassures you by grabbing your shoulders, slowly rubbing them, whispering in your ear. "Everything will be ok" she says. You close your eyes, the rubs don't stop. She blows air into your ear, kisses your cheek gently and licks your neck.You can feel her arms wrap around your waist. They're warm and soft. She rests her neck on your back and slowly moves from left to right, doing her best to relax you. When you open your eyes again, you find yourself in a strange world, door after door. You panic again but she turns you around and grabs your cheeks. She uses her thumbs to caress them. "Shh, it's ok, it's ok".She gives you bedroom eyes but you can't help but feel that something is off. She gets closer, then closer. She steals a quick kiss out of your lips, then another, and another. She keeps rubbing your cheeks, telling you how nice they feel. She gets close once again, only this time the kiss gets longer. So, so much longer. She plays with your tongue, explores every inch of your mouth and softly moans into it. After what feels like an eternity, she finally breaks the kiss, both of you burning red. The blonde sage grabs your hand and takes you to places unknown...
>>50136940None of this happens. I just move away and she can't follow because she is a cripple lol
I Think Okina is my age.
>play mokou's stage>she starts throwing blue bullets that look like cards>think they're score points and try to collect them
>>50137001Yeah that definitely did not happened to me ever even once haha
>>50137001This happened to me before
>>50136736>>50136903gartictraitor...
this game is way harder that I expected, not sure if because I'm shit at it or because some of the bullets are really hard to spot sometimes, I lost at mai and yuki btw
What drawfag would pet a puppy and scritch it behind its ears?
I already do that
>>50137140Yeah arguably the hardest PC98 game in the series, after the first shot at focus button in previous one, in this one ZUN expects you to use it and use it well.>some of the bullets are really hard to spot sometimesYes I had the same problem, everything is super fast in this game and some bullets blend really well with the background ESPECIALLY on stage 4 due to similar colors used.Unfortunately this game requires a bit more memorization than others to remember all the troublesome colorblending bullet paterns
I wouldn't mind petting
>>50136903They aren't that big
>>50137166>>50137153What about scritching a little doggy beneath the chin while saying "coochy coochy coo"?
>>50137140why is she making that face
>>50137268No one says that.
...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVNjq_gRFLE
>>50137294I did...
>>50137140Yeah its above average by series standardsBad bombs, lives are average at best and the 400 extend is easy to miss, Yumeko can fuck you up easily, and if you're not paying attention and killed Mai first, Yuki's gonna vomit fast bullets at you and force something out of you.
>>50137296>"this can't be actually effective">*listens to it*>*tummy starts rumbling and starts farting*
What would you do if a drawfag became a vampire?
I reject my humanity
weren you guys going to play skrible why did the room die
>>50137445because we already played and YOU missed it
>>50137449>>50137445we can start a game of gartic phone. i have to use the maritoilet first though.
How weird is it to want to fuck the Scalet Devil Mansion? As in the building. I want to fuck the building. Am I too far gone?
>>50137449This mofuarking sucks
>>50137455Can we please please please
>>50137460alright, tell me when you're ready
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=024074aa98when do i press the start button?
Is it weird if I have to look up a 2hu on Google before I draw her?
NYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M SUPPOSED TO HOST IT!
>>50137480should i close the tab then? i have no idea how any of this works
>>50137483I was kidding you can host, just click start when everyone joins
does incognito browsing mess with it at all? no-one's joined so far.>>50137486
>>50137491I don't think so, worked fine with me before when I used incognito
>>50137473joining
3/5 so far
>>50137507increase the people that can join numberwe should tell 8betrayers and the OC thread too
>>50137510DO NOT TELL THE OC THREAD I BEG YOU
>>50137510you can do that. i will wait 10 minutes to start the game
>>50137514too late, telling the 8 now if no one has
closing garticphone. that wait was pointless.
apparently gartic phone doesn't exactly close. when should i press start again? 5 minute wait between rounds?
>>50137540eh seems everyone's busy today>>50137550you can just keep making rounds consecutively until we give in, maybe increase turns if its just us three
>>50135908>>50135910>>50135920>managed to make the masked form very cuteBased, you truly understand Kamen Rider's best design philosophy.
gtg, someone else can host
thanks for hosting!
thanks for hosting
>>50136065I NEED Nareko's dick in my mouth
hey merth, are you around?
hey merth, are you bald?
Come now take the stepDon't look back there's nothing leftFor you beyond the veilYou've tried and you failed to save her
do you want a medal or something?
>>50137753Merth is a 'can, that nigga will still have a Lion's mane when he's 80.
>>50137995merth is a dog?
>>50137995Do Mexicans have good hair genes?
i don't think merth is mexican, he acts too scrimblo bimblo, i get canadian vibes from him
WAKE UP
>>50138051No way he's a leaf, quit talking crazy
American hours? More like snooze hours heh
>>50138094
If i were to become a [2hu]fag, I'd become a Satorifag
whats stopping you from drawing porn of 2hus in ZUN's style
being sexed rn
>>50138145giwtwm
>>50138148
>>50136587https://files.catbox.moe/x0mf8i.png>>50138136I try to mimic it the best I can, some results are better than others
>>50138304rough sex with Tewee in the middle of Yuuka's sunflower field
I tried frosting a cake tonight. The recipe claimed it was a sufficient yield for a 3 layer cake. Currently the edges of the cake are visible due to a lack of frosting. My mother claimed I didn't need to cut the tops of the cake off and could instead simply add extra frosting near the edges of the circles and it'd even out. I didn't even try to do that. I guess that teaches me for trying to listen to either of them.
I tried frotting and I liked it. Especially if they're bigger than me
>>50139047No you didn't.
he's rubbing his thing on me again....
I drew you as the seething Parsee and me as the stoic Reimu therefore you lost
>
i drew myself as Marisa and shoved my broom up your ass
I have adopted a praying mantis and she even clings on top of me
she is going to rape you then eat your head afterward
>im thinking, yup, that's my hero
Okay let's go get your meds
>>50139242what the fuck? why is Alice moving her legs?
>>50139209We got a mutual agreement where I stun wasps and have her eat themShe's conditioned to eat stink bugs and wasps by now and swats themI don't think she's after my head
>>50139255Johnny Joestar
>>50139242she un-potatoes her head like a crinkled soda can willing itself back into shape, I hate it...
Stop thinking about food.
Good mornin' anons
>>50139415Good morning!
>>50139261She likes latching onto my finger the mostI forgot to mention I am taking care of the two, the other is more tsundere and acts more cold but still likes being fed, she just likes watching me when I get close but completely ignores any attempt to climb me
>>50139508Have you named them?
>>50139513Not really, they're outside so I'm kind of just waiting for them to leave any time, even though it's been a week now
>>50139548I think they want you to adopt them at this point. Animals who get food handed to them will learn that the place is safe for food rather than go out hunting. Get some knowledge on how to take care of mantis as pets
...............?
HEY MERTH
what
>>50139599Are you making another comic? Or will you finally make the next fusu?
>>50139601I'm still brainstorming the finer details of the next comic also stop asking about the next fusu I'll do it when I feel like it
>>50139604So who is the next fusu?
>>50139605idk
I'm getting too thin. I need someone to buy me food
I'm getting too fat. I need someone for sexercise
>>50139631i like starving
>>50139639i like eating
I'll be outside all day, can any /jp/hu wish me luck?
>>50139726What are you doing outside?
>>50139727Attending an uni activity about learning to "write bodies"
>>50139736Let the bodies hit the floor... Let the bodies hit the floor... Let the bodies his the
>>50139726>>50139736I don't know what that means but good luck Anon
>>50139813Thanks, I'll come back with an answer.
YatsucummingYatsucumming so hard he can't think or feel
I don't like the fact that Star Wars is going to be in Kingdom Hearts 4, I think it's ill-fitting. Anyone else think the same?
No
>>50139508Cool mantis posting, mantises rock. once I drew the mantis pokemon jorking it
>>50139953Merth?
>>50139988Not me I don't know anything about Kingdom Hearts 4
>>50139993OMG FUSUERTH HI!
Rumi: so nano ka?Lilly: haru desu yoWriggle: _____________
Wriggle Nightbug
i want alcohol
>>50139194What is this gyate supposed to convey>>50139242Damn eirin looks good in this
>open /v/>find thread>Clown-PieceI miss futa and ballified spam
The issue is that these new guys don't even try to make it stealthy anymore
>>50140231I saw an Orin thread go down to page 10 the other day
>>50140251Because the majority has grown weak and doesn't search for their home anymore. Civilization as we know it has fallen. When a new generation comes to make 2hu threads on /v/ again, that is when we will be brought back home.
>>50139953What's everyone's most wanted World in Kingdom Hearts?For me, it's Treasure Planet
>>50140256Almost Heaven, West VirginiaBlue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah RiverLife is old there, older than the treesYounger than the mountains, growin' like a breezeCountry roads, take me homeTo the place I belongWest Virginia, mountain mamaTake me home, country roadsAll my memories gather 'round herMiner's lady, stranger to blue waterDark and dusty, painted on the skyMisty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eyeCountry roads, take me homeTo the place I belongWest Virginia, mountain mamaTake me home, country roadsI hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls meThe radio reminds me of my home far awayDrivin' down the road, I get a feelin'That I should've been home yesterday, yesterdayCountry roads, take me homeTo the place I belongWest Virginia, mountain mamaTake me home, country roadsCountry roads, take me homeTo the place I belongWest Virginia, mountain mamaTake me home, country roadsTake me home, (down) country roadsTake me home, (down) country roads
>>50140260The Simpsons
>>50140260Drawn Together
>>50140301>painted nailsGay
>>50140231>>50140251just make normal touhou threads, they don't need to be /v/hu, unless you want them get janny& or spammed
After seeing the tsundere mantis hiss and try to attack my finger upon watching me let the other get on my finger, I've decided to name her ParseeNot sure what to name the other one though
>>50140488Orin
>>50140344Secondarybrapper..........>>50140389The one spammed was a "normal" thread with touhou in the OP kwab
CCPJudas...
>>50140833Every time he posts he then reports the thread, just why?
>>50140719link to the thread?
>>50140963...Why do you want a link to it?
>>50140974paintanon might have drawn something
>>50140976he drew himself meeting yukarijannies auto archived the thread
>>50141010hopefully I remenber how to cross reply>>>/v/723000867>>>/v/723000929
>>50141030I had a dream recently where I met mspaintanon and became friends with him online. I got sad once I woke up because I realized that it would be very hard to become his friend
>>50141044Sharth you dont need to collect every single drawfag and namefag
>>50141030Mspaintanon still trying to psyop everybody into believing she's a big buff green man? baka we all know she's actually a girl
>>50141045Fuck off faggot I'm not Sharth
>>50141053Sex with Paintwife
>>50141044I genuinely wonder what a proper conversation with her would be like
>>50141053Please stop trying to trannyfy our drawfags, Lotois
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Genji
Im already Genji
Embodiment of Reddit Devil
I'm back from the first half of the uni activity i mentioned and i subtly wrote Meira's name at one point
Perfect Discord Blossom
>>50141088That art is so repulsive please stop posting it
>>50141132Meant for >>50141030
Jesus fucking christ those are both my images
Jesus fucking christ Youmu those are both my balls and you're sucking them like a pro hnggh
Pregnant Youmu with MY children
>>50141156Youmu wasn't plapable in ULiL or LoLK thoughever
Jesus fucking christ hijiri byakuren sama ;_______;
>>50141054Lies I know >>50141044 is sharth nobody else is going to have dreams about mspaintanon becoming their friend
>>50141321Says the person that constantly thinks about Faggerth like he's a gay ex-lover
oh thats my comfort namefag... they're mocking my comfort namefag
rank the drawfags by number of stalkers and exboyfriends after them
rank THIS*unzips*
HEY TSUNDEREANON
>>50141627W H A T ? ? ? ?
>>50141646Which of your fellow drawfags are actually also women, other than Tewiindustrialrevolution?
>>50141646go back to sleep
>>50141653To be honest, I really don't know. None that I am 100% aware of, I've never felt inclined to find out, but I'd say the chances of paintwife being one are really maybe only 1 in 5
>>50141653Crayolasnacker is also a girl, judging from the hands.
>>50141691Oh no, I forgot about my fellow /jp/sie....I'm sorry xolotlanon I swear I just woke up...
>>50141700Too bad you have now been colonized by the /v/hu and will now use the name CrayolaSnacker from now on
Thoughts on blank?
no benchuddie you can't tell the gender of the drawfag just from their art
Psst, new guy, ya wanna join the discord?
Sorry I don't reply to Pyro mains
Okay Crit-A-Cola Neon Beanie Scout.
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Familiar fez users are the most gentlemanish people out there.
