Congrats, you've finally captured the beautiful fisherwoman's attention!...now what?
>>50157387Ask her when her husband is at home or away and pay a little visit to her~
>>50157387I feel really bad that Urumi is reduced to just either unpopularity jokes, emotionless porn, or worse NTR garbage. She deserves better! I want to invite Urumi to a nice cafe and just have a nice chat with her about fish! I don't know much about fishing but I like fish themselves!
>>50157387Confess and lean in for a kiss!
>>50157387>...now what?talk about babies and babhus.
>>50157387I ask her what her fishing lvl is
>>50157490https://exhentai.org/s/99980484db/3027695-17rip anon, he died completely dry.
>>50157594I want to like oneeshota, but when they say shit like>You spurted so much white pee into the boob-diapersI just laugh and instantly deflate.
>>50157481I don't think a single other 2hu was butchered as swiftly or as thoroughly as she was.Imagine seeing a literal cow and thinking "yes this is a perfect ntr vehicle".
>>50157387ask her cup size
>>50157387
Being nice to Urumi!Finding her a nice person outside of her boobs!Having a nice talk with her!Holding hands with Urumi!Going on dates without sex because you're saving yourself for marriage!Urumi can't contain herself after one date so end up not holding out but it's OK, you two are basically already married anyways!Making it official with Urumi!Giving Urumi a kiss from behind while she's fishing!Urumi complaining about it messing up her catch but not pushing you off of her!Happy fishing cow wife!
>>50157481Why is she so unpopular in the first place?
>>50160979Children. I'm not joking kids just don't like Urumi.
>>50160985Time for some forceful /ss/ correction.
worthless porn addict thread
>>50160985I kinda get itShe doesnt have any of the cool factors the other hu have or the crazy personalities associated with Flan or Koishi
"Can you show me how to fish?"
>>50157387"Damn girl, we could solve world hunger with those udders."
>>50161760That's not a very kind thing to say, Dai-chan.
>>50157481Urumi (and Komachi to a lesser extent) both suffer from a paradoxical clash between the character's personality & ideal background, and the "assets" they ended up with.Urumi's got this neat, devious past as this wicked youkai tricking people with her stone baby, contrasted by her present day life, where she's just fishing, not involving herself with any kind of trouble, but still liking a good story. She's the ideal woman to just sit with at a bonfire, listening to her talk about the past so casually, whether it be fishing stories or horrible deeds.I'm not one to condemn H-works, in fact i'm pretty lecherous, but with Urumi, anything past casual beauty from her looking motherly/the cow motif has never worked that well. I'd also slot her almost to the levels of Nemuno as girls simply not made for any contemporary settings, unless them not liking it is the punchline
Guys, we have this conversation every thread. Can't we just forget all this bull and enjoy the spidercow in peace?
>>50170051Do as you please. I'm not here to pick fights. Have more cute cow.
>>50170061Me neither, I'm just saying. It gets exhausting when we all go around a circle shaking our heads about a doujin. We don't even have it that bad over here. Urumi isn't even a NTRhu like Hatate or Tojiko.It's just a bait we bite every time.
>>50170103>Hatate or TojikoPlease, stop promoting this. They doesn't deserve this.
how many outstanding fanworks does the cow has?kutaka has that one where she loses to a chicken, and mayumi has that one where she can't work enough courage to help her fellow jizo against welcome hell menace.
