Let's discuss which 2hus do you want to raise a family withFox wife edition
>>50162726Hatate, but I'm not interested in engaging in sexual intercourse with her. I'll raise her kids as if they were my own!
>>50162939Stay away from my wife and kids, faggot. I will shoot you in the head and then throw you off youkai mountain.
didnt you just have this thread you porn addicted freaks
>>50164019and we're having it again
>50164019We have been discussing "wich 2hu wud u fuk" before you even born and we will continue long after you moved on to something else. Anyways move along, the adults are talking
>>50164200Based, this time it's wich 2hu wud u fuk and rais famly with
>>50162726Momiji because our kids will be cute!
>>50164200ive been here longer than you and have interacted with touhou more than you ever will retarded secondary are you trying to be fucking cool with me shut the fuck up
>>50164900Surely there MUST be atleast ONE 2hu you'd want to raise a family with.
>>50164904no you retarded faggot i wanna die and become a nameless fairy
>>50164923i wanna start a family with a nameless fairy...
>>50164923A turkish nameless fairy... hhmmmmm... imagine how hairy she must be... IMAGINE HER BUSHY PUBES
seeran is so kuso that u guys have to make posts about me insteadi guess its not too interesting to say "MUH FLUFFY FOX SECKS GUISE AMIRITE" for the millionth timefucking retards kill yourselves
I would pay all my savings to watch trannyroach get tortured and killed live
>>50165174You got enough (You)s so your job here in this thread is done, back to foxposting.
>>50164923Imagine how relieved your parents will be when you finally rope.
>>50165223back to worthless "WICH 2HU WUD U FUK" posting*kill youself tertiary you will neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever belong here ever ever ever ever erver
This is clearly getting (You) heated, I suggest you just click off the thread, there's plenty of others.
>>50165281>anon is malding about porn>all the images posted have been fucking wholesome
>>50165281what does that even meancan u speak like a normal person instead of using stupid fucking imageboard lingo likeu have to put (You) between every sentence wow that makes u so coolu really fit in here manlike no ur a fucktarded shit for brains secondary sorry
>>50165291Seems like he just wants to whine for attention. Sad!
>>50165291oh wow your stupid fucking fetish definitely isnt sexualyoure definitely not getting off to those baby bumps ya mannot sexual at allsooo innocentdude youre nt fooling anyone kill yourself
Please send another vocaroo voice message where you seethe about this being "sexual", it would be so funny.
>>50165301Are you legitimately mentally handicapped?
>>50162726Is this a... Daughterthread??I'll see myself out.
haha guys those baby bumps that get my dick hard its realy innocent and wholesome its not sexual at alllike youre nt fucking smart enough to be able to gaslight anyone dude keep trying to peretnd this isnt some degenerate porn addict bullshit you literally are not capable of fooling anyone idk how many times u say it IF YOUR DICK IS GETTING HARD FROM LOOKING AT BABY BUMPS ITS A FETISH ITS NOT INNOCENT TYOU RET ARDED UFKINC GAGOK FAGGOT
we should be really get to try and d*x the roach, but this isn't the old 4chan and i don't think that anyone will try to actually go through with that
>>50165320>haha guys those baby bumps that get my dick hardGlad you admitted to it! Projection is real I guess, no shame in that, just stop shitting up the thread...
>>50165330>LE OLD 4CHAN THAT DOXES PEPO GUISE.. WUT HAPPEN TO MUH PERSONAL ARMYdid you come here from a fucking youtube video you watched 15 minutes ago
We seem to be breaking him, post more bumps
>>50165344He's probably doing this JUST so we post more bumps, after all he just admitted they get him hard. Win-Win!
>>50165344This is the sort of shit I used to do to trick anons into posting more things I liked.
>>50165309https://voca.ro/1hXPXA0a9MkJ
>>50165362YOU just admitted they get YOU hard, though.
>>50165370https://voca.ro/1nhK2peRsj1c
>>50165374I'm so sad to see that you think pregnant women are disgusting, your future wife will be devastated.Your mom was like this when you were in her belly, too... it's pretty mean of you to say that pregnant women are disgusting and only sexual, you know?
>>50165401It is wholesome, though! Maybe you just see it through a different lens, but that says a lot more about you...Scat is just degenerate fetish porn, while pregnant 2hus are beautiful and sweet. Why are you so bitter at the sight of a beautiful, happy woman about to start a family with (You)? Again, that says more about you than us...Don't worry, as I said, you're just confused and we won't judge you here! Maybe you'll understand one day!
>>50165401Why do you assume we get off to this? We don't, that's not the point of this thread.In any case you're a retarded troll, if you don't like these threads just don't engage with them.
>>50165433https://voca.ro/1cJgFjukw3Ee
>>50165433He's just so attention starved and he sees these pics through a filthy, degenerate lens, so he tries to project it onto us.>get out of my boardKEK he's the only one unwanted here..
>>50165441Do you have any proof we get off to it?Looking at this thread I only see one post talking about getting hard to it, and that one was from you...>>50165320>haha guys those baby bumps that get my dick hardNot looking good for you, man.
>>50165442>KEK he's the only one unwanted here..no i mean try pretending your thinly veiled "wuch 2hu woud u fuk" spam has any worth cause there's like a few of u i guessyou don't belong here secondary sorry
>>50165516You don't really mean it unless you say it in a vocaroo voice message.
>>50165521you dont mean anything and u have never meant anything in ur life cause ur a soulless secondary and u should leave my boardd faggggggggggg
That's not a voice message bro! If you said everything you needed to in this thread, you are free to leave.
I will start a family withRinnosuke
^ Thinks this is sexual:
>>50165561oh wow you actually listened to me and realiezed youre retarded and that saying the same thing over and over again doesnt make u smart or interesting? wow good job man were getting somewher eat leaest then next u can take my advice about killing yourself fucking worthless porn addicted tertiary
>>50165576But pregnant remi though.
good thread
Seems like my Ranposting in the last momhu thread caught on with fellas with supreme taste. My wife Ran-shama naturally is the best momhu.
>>50165586I want to see more 2hus being cutely inconvenienced by a pregnant belly
>>50165576I appreciate you correcting all the fresh water coming off the melting icecaps with that train load of salt you're dumping everywhere, homogay.
>>50165576strange how the faggot who wants to rope and become a fairy is calling US the porn addicts for liking pregnant 2hus.rope already you autogynephilliac roach.
>>50166365Inb4 he replies with a vocaroo Simply ignore it
>>50165955IMAGINE having impregnated BOTH of them
>>50166415That might bite you in the ass depending on who you impregnate
>>50166426My dream is to wake up to this every morning for around 9 months
>>50166426What would the ramifications, implications, and considerations that would arise from knocking up both Yuuka and Yukari at the same time?
>>50165309The Hakurei bloodline must continue
>>50167592>When your time comes, I will still render judgment and sentence you to Hell for all your teasing! Even if... even if you are my... d-dear... handsome... husband...>...! D-Don't look at me like that! I-I'm only not doing it now because I'm carrying our child, okay?! >Hmph... Fine. I-I suppose I won't sentence you if you take me to bed right away...
>>50168014Two hags that are EXTREMELY possessive and jealous whenever (You) give attention to the otherWhenever Yuuka has morning sickness she makes you hold her and rub her back, but her pride means she'll turn it into a demanding, lewd cuddle session afterward anyway. Seeing this, Yukari will develop a "craving" that can only be satisfied by you feeding her by hand while she lounges in bed, making sure Yuuka can hear her satisfied moans.Every ounce of affection you give one is a slight against the other. Their jealousy doesn't really manifest as anger at (You), but as an INSATIABLE need to reassert their claim on (You), sexually and emotionally. Bottom line, you are cooked
>>50169711You should trick them into yuriing out!
Harvest time
>>50169849what if they fall more in love with each other than with you?
>>50171616Hot.
>>50171716CuckOkuu Eggs
>>50171853don't reply to it, its the same faggot replying to himself
Hermit mama
>>50172476How did pregnancy tests become popular in Gensokyo?
>>50171853Cuckoo for Okuu!
>>50171853>>50173225Could Okuu's eggs be used as mini nukes?
>>50171853Half-kasha eggs!
>>50173412You murderer...But yes.
i want bunny wife
>>50184055Reisen has no choiceI would spoil her and do everything for her while she's pregnant
>Surprise, anon!How would you react?
>>50184598"Congratulations!"
>>50184598Another illegitimate? Neat.
>>50185628WdymYou don't consider your half umbrella kids legitimate?
>>50185836That fucking village won't allow the half-breed child to be registered because of its policies.
>>50185628...Another??
>>50184598"Very funny joke, you surprised me there for a sec, but you can't impregnate objects silly."
>>50184432>Stop following me around! I'm perfectly capable of making my own tea!>Wh-what are you doing?! I was about to pick that up! My back doesn't even hurt that much when I bend over...>F-Fine! You win! You're so insistent, it's annoying! Idiot!>...Just carry me to the couch. And... since you're so determined to be useful, you can rub my back. I-I guess It's been a little sore. ...It's an order, idiot!
>>50187229Thats it manPerfect life with bunbun wife
More preggo Ran because she is best momhu
>>50187680false, the other shikigami would be a better mother
Mfs arguing about Yukari being a better mom than Ran and THIS is what the bitch does with the alimony
Pregnant thisMom thatWhere the hell is the birthing part?
>>50187680I like how the tails are transparent to see how fat her ass is.
>>50192931Clothed Ran butt is a rare sight, it feels almost wrong.
>>50187946thats why chen is a better mother than both
eirin is perfect wife and mother imo.but honestly i want a family with mokou. i need her to be my wife more than anything.
>>50192998Why are you settling for Mokou when you just said you think Eirin is the best wife?There must be a reason...
>>50193067well eirin would be the best fit for motherhood in general, but mokou is the center of my world. i NEED to have kids with her.
>>50193095Yes
>>50193095Literally this but only with Ran
>>50193095>Yukari is obviously an older woman>Yukari claims she is only 17>Therefore->She is exempt from men into fucking older women
>>50193840Who are you quoting?
>>50193779Ran is NOT OLD! She's a perfect, young, cute, sweet, comfy fox.
>>50193948if Ran was a nine tail during her gangster phase, she might be even older than Yukari
>>50162726I always thought she was very motherly. She's a hen, after all.
>>50194192Dusty old unused womb. Nobody sowed that field for thousands of years. Desperate fox adopting children.
>>50201663Hell nah, I'll marry my nine-tailed QUEEN and keep her belly constantly filled with our strong, healthy and beautiful half-kitsune half-human children
As you can see, Ran-sama's belly is perfectly fit to carry my children
>>50202227routine belly inspection and midriff maintenance is important
Impregnate your local fairy!
It's always "best momhu" this and that, but which 2hus would make for bad mothers? I think it's pretty obvious who would be the worst momhu.
>>50205399I have the feeling Suika would beat up her kids if they misbehaved.
>>50205399Despite being super fertile she would probably scam her kids off on some poor dude
>>50205731I will breed her and let her dump her kids on someone else so I can breed her again.
>>50205736and thus Reimu now has to go door to door every winter like Azrael in Egypt to cull all the tubelets that has taken all the available bachelors.
>>50205770What a monster.
>>50166426If you impregnated someone other than Yukari she would just steal the baby.
>>50205731FYI I just busted a huge fucking load to this pic, that cunny is too goodAnyways the worst momhu would be Seiga
What would be the most average momhu?
>>50211180Probably someone like Resien or Tenshi, they wouldn't neglect their kids but they also wouldn't shower them with affection either
Young cute caring sweet loving affectionate thoughtful gentle tender compassionate caring heartwarming Foxwife
>>50211180I think that most 2Hus would be pretty average. For example I can't imagine Sakuya being a "bad" mother, but I also can't imagine her being a particularly good mother either. The notable exceptions would probably be Sanae(Suwako by extension), Junko(if she got over her anger problems), Byakuren, maybe Yuuka and Kogasa. I also think that Reimu would be a decent mother.
>>50162726MomijiIts in her name, Mom-ijiPerfect reason to get my bloodline wolfed
>>50176737She would treasure her children just like her flowers
>>50221708(You) wake up to the faint, sweet scent of sunflowers and the warm, heavy presence of your wife Yuuka sleeping beside you. Even in sleep, she looks really smug and serene. (You) are the only creature in existence who gets to see such a terrifying yokai looking so peaceful and contentThe day is spent in the garden, of course, it's her domain. (You) are just a clumsy human, struggling with a trowel. She'll laugh at (You) and call you weak. But then she'll come up behind (You), her body pressing against your back, and place her cool, strong hand over yours. "Like this, you idiot," her breath on your neck... Her insults are just love language at this point.The sun sets. You're both tired and covered in a bit of dirt. That playful, sadistic smirk of hers melts away into something far more loving. As you both lay in bed, she pins your wrists and gets on top of (You)"You did well today... for a human" she'll say, as she gives you a sweet, gentle kiss, her long green hair falling around you like a curtain..And as she pulls back, her face flushed with lust, she'll lean down and whisper in your ear, "I'm going to fill our home with strong, beautiful children... They'll look just like me, of course. My blood will burn away any of your human weakness"Afterwards, she'll finally let you hold her, her head resting on your chest. All the cruelty and power is finally gone, replaced by a deep quiet affection reserved only for (You), her husband
Impregnating the miko!
>>50221837Reimu outgrowing her silly teen crush on Marisa and marrying a good, handsome, strong husband to continue the Hakurei lineage! Of course Marisa grew up too, their children are the best of friends.
>>50221982>Of course Marisa grew up tooGrew up sure, but still remained a girlfailure.
>>50223530Wtf why won't anyone join Marisa on Christmas? Fucking cunts, she's a great girl that doesn't deserve this, fuck them I'll join her and spend an awesome holiday season with her. Then we'll get married and I'm gonna fill her belly with our babies, to keep this on-topic.
>>50166426>wedding ring on YuukaThis is canon event in my life
>>50223606I'm under the table eating Marisa's pussy
>>50223530I know so many girls like this. All late 20's or the wrong side of 30 and they always spend christmas alone. I know this because I've dated them at some point. Towards the end of the year I'll get phone calls where they "check in" and we'll talk about the holidays. One that stands out is a girl that spent the entire time at home, didn't get a single phonecall from her friends or family.I'm not some player, I don't lead them on, they know that I'm looking for a wife and want to start a family but they'd rather be boss babes or whatever the fuck goes through their heads. It's whatever though, I'll paint my house these holidays and do some landscaping and then hang out with my family for Christmas day. Posted from my iPhone 17 Pro
I am GOING to make many many children with Tewi Inaba. So much so that the Bamboo Forest becomes overpopulated
>>50224844she's going to sell them to the villagers
>>50225294It's not that bad once you remember she's your wife so you share all your money regardless. She's only doing it to tease you! I bet she'll come asking for more sex soon enough, only to tell you that it's free, basically begging you, once you point out she drained your wallet. And that's not even when she's in heat!
>>50205399I could make a good mother out of her
>>50226985literally how
>>50223978This is amazing, if Remimi told me this I would never ever leave her side
>>50221837>Impregnating the miko!Done, now what?
>>50228576Sanae is so overlooked by everyone else that I would spend all my time and cherish and make her feel safe and loved while she was pregnant. She wouldn't have to do anything, I'd take care of it all. She deserves it.
>>50228665>I would spend all my time and cherish and make her feel safe and loved while she was pregnantShe's carrying my child so I don't remember asking you to do that, cuck
>>50165546Which white-haired youkai is Rinnosuke's mom?
>>50228678We are both in the role of her husband in these scenarios, no need to call yourself a cuck.
pregnancyfags are mentally ill
>>50228789Here's your (You) sis.
>>50228789Weak b8
>>50227144Through love! Love and a pure heart can do anything!
>>50229102Yeah, but it's Seiga.How exactly would you fix her? "Love" is pretty vague. You'd have to get her really good
>>50229110Love is powerful! If you show someone kindness and love, eventually they'll show you the good person that they are deep down!And even of Seiga decides to do something evil every now and then, I'll hug and kiss her! She can't be evil if she's being kissed!
>>50226746rabbits don't have heatif you get snared by the big bad bunny, its all over
>>50224844>>50229701EVEN BETTER! >:3 My plans of Gensoukyou Domination with MY wife by my side will come to fruition
>"My dear husband," Seiga began. "I had the most amusing thoughtt today. You know... [evil evil thoughts] Imagine the chaos! It would be delightful, wouldn't it?">She watched you, expecting a sigh, a lecture, or perhaps a flicker of horrified amusement. She was teasing you, playing the villainess she so loved to be.>You didn't say a word. You simply closed your book, set it aside, stood up, and gently tilted her chin up with your hand."Wh- ah- huh!?">Before her smug smile could even falter into a questioning look, you silenced her with a deep, warm kissmwah~>When you finally pulled back, a soft, knowing smile was on your face, your thumb gently stroking her cheek.>Seiga's mouth opened and closed like a fish. She tried to think of a clever deflection, anything to regain control of the situation, but her mind was completely blank. An upset, beautiful blush was creeping up her neck, coloring her entire face a deep red. The intellectual thrill of her planned mischief was gone, utterly replaced by a much much more primal dizzying warmth spreading through her>"Y-You...! You can't just... do that when I'm trying to be wicked! It's... it's cheating!" was the only thing your wife, Seiga, managed to stammer out
Are evil Touhous really THIS weak to marriage?
>>50229770its a well-known fact that marriage and impregnation is the #1 way of reforming evil youkai, the Yama told me so.
>>50229770Yup
>>50229728supernatural creatures having completely natural ailments is cute
>>50236445You know what anon? YOU'RE cute
My wife Ran and I will have so much sex and so many children it'll make those lunarian bnuuys look amateur in comparison
she has her hands full with Yukari after the "incident"
>>50238324what incident
>>50238765The Incident. OoOOoO
Would you?
>>50236445the big strong youkai acting scary, only to scrunch and shuffle off to the bathroom because your son kicked her in the bladder again
>>50246043What happens if I kick her in the bladder
>>50246043>>50246045What happens if I punch her in the bladder over and over again with my dick? And by her bladder, well let's just say, her womb.
Remember to give your youkai wife all the love and care she needs during her pregnancy
>>50250837Yuuka and our 3 sons
>>50252142She told you that they're yours? Lol. Lmao.
>>50252142>>50256281сuсkypow! yuuka never getting rid of the mudshark status!
>>50256281>>50256343>>>/trash/
don't reply to yourself, its shameful
>>50162726Hey nigga is this a thread for actually talking about raising a kid with your favorite character or a pregnancy fetish haven for immigrant DeviantArt users?
>>50257296Both, doesn’t matter. How would you raise kids with your favorite 2hu?
>>50257370Honestly, I don't know. My favorite Touhou is blonde, so my kids would have either blonde hair, borwn hair or black hair. Their eyes could vary from blue, to black, to purple, to hazel. And their skin would be very white.Now, if you are asking about raising, I would try to explain to my kids about the world and also why their mother is not from my species and that they are a mix. Now, their personalities would be either playful, seductive, or cold and reserved, but kind. Or both at the same time. And they would be very intelligent.
>>50257419Hands off bitch, Ran-sama is mine
>>50257581>playful>seductiveIts either Toyohime or maybe Marisa.
>>50257027Why come to this thread unless you want to claim ownership or hear how other anons have got your waifu pregnant. I'll never understand the mind of a cuckold.
>>50256343Canonically false.
>>50257419>Doesn't mention his favourite touhouTell us anon!
>>50257612Can's be Marisa, anon said she's a different species. Unless anon himself isn't human and his 2hu is.
>>50259443>>50259405NEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEER!!!!!
>>50259443>isn't human and his 2hu is.
>>50260794He's probably a youkai fox or something
>>50262466What makes you think he isn't a reptilian or some crap.
As someone into weightlifting, Eirin could probably make our baby an absolute unit.
>>50264532Post your 1RMs so I can laff at you.
>>50262466He's probably just a nigger anon...
>>50264822135 OHP185 Bench225 squatI can do these for 5, I'm lowkey too scared to try a 1RM
>>50264826It is so insane that no one suggested Yukari lol
Do you think youkai get weird pregnancy cravings?
>>50267632Yes, spring is a really dangerous time to be an unaccompanied male.
>>50267641Somehow I misread that as delicious time
>>50268098Same difference, you are going to become a father regardless
>>50268262Stupid sexy fox tempting me even though she knows I'm only for Tewi who's also a stupid sexy temptress.
>>50268272How would you charm Tewi, anon?
>>50268416Well first I would empty my wallet for her by giving her the most expensive hay known to man just for her. Even if not for her, her bunnies would appreciate that. I get the feeling I could make it work. After all, I was born on a Friday the 13th.
>>50268475What happens if she's not convinced and your wallet's completely drained and dry?!
>>50268539Well I at least had fun with her then.. and then she gets pushed down and gets the mating press for being bratty. Let's face it, she probably WANTS it.
>>50268563She has probably birthed so many bunnies in her long long life
>>50268645And I'll help her birth many more. So much more that the bamboo forest will become overpopulated! >:3
>>50162726Are foxes safe?
>>50272797Just be careful you don't get foxed by the vixens
>>50162726Hina love
I love the idea of the dead bringing forth lifeI also just want to knock up Remi
>>50273295many such cases
>>50246043Poor gappyEven her own baby bullies her
>>50268262nnngghhhh
>>50162726preg orin though i wouldn't want to make her job carrying corpses harder...
Moms are tired...
Consider MOMoyo
Consider MOMiji
>>50277757It's gap moe
>>50277976That sounds like the lead up to a miscarriage joke.
>>50284197god dammit anon kek
>>50288243Would Eiki sentence me to hell if I got her pregnant, even if I was her husband, or would she keep me around?
>>50283190Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back a father
>>50288940Considering she probably leg locked you while drunk, I think you are safe as long as you stick around
>>50290967her breasts would get so much bigger when shes pregnant...
Reminder that the latest Stage 5 boss is a canon momhuWhose kid is married to her sister
>>50247038you will need to take responsability
>>50288243man I love Eiki sama
I will impregnate lunarians, and I will marry a lunarian.
>>50298463Enjoy the Hapsburg tier family tree
