Guide: learnjapanese.moe / https://donkuri.github.io/learn-japanesePitch Accent Test: https://kotu.io/tests/pitchAccent/minimalPairsWhy are you learning Japanese?Previous thread>>50176026
Language Simp was completely right about the Japanese learning community
uhm where's the gravure lady
>>50182820what?
>>50182827https://youtu.be/gMbePmhC2AQ?si=EoeII6725_yJsixF
>>50182834>open video>cringe>close tl;dw
>>50182824Why are you learning Japanese?
trenton is the modern mattvsjapan
not seeing any funny streamables
thats because there are none
>>50182805>Why are you learning Japanese?to read manga and light novels
LOL
queerbound take notes
as for me dog love
>>50182894watashi mo!
>>50182805>read = subvocalizing in you headrip my LN backlogrecc full voiced VN pls, I dont wanna sound like a filthy gaijin
try anime you retard
>>50182957https://github.com/kanjieater/SubPlz
>>50182971and this https://github.com/Renji-XD/ttu-whispersync
>>50182957It's pseudoscience
>>50182834trvke, why are japanese learners so toxic
i'm watching this radio bangumi which is apparently pretty popularand there's three peoplethe guy who talks a lot, the lady who says "sou desu ne" in a soothing voice every 30 seconds, and a random guy who occasionally laughsi feel like that lady has the best job in the worldhttps://youtu.be/tkDKCp_xgPE?t=313
>>50182968>try anime you retardanime = 20% dialogue and 80% walking,thinking,showing the background, fight scene,etc.lil bro...
another one to the list
>>50183089:(
another one to the list (2)
>>50182957https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrOcqetSVEs
Add me to the list!
>>50183107>dont wanna shitpost with your djtbrosthen why are you here ?
wearing that list
>space after ?frenchie detected
thine dickus を lickus
jamal wake up !
>>50183016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7JGs5CWZmkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieCOGEOXxr8&list=PLlnuIMwJMLANE59PLE58TbaN8MN8eqRUthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDZOAkmCzuEand search "insert anime" TVアニメ ラジオ
lil bro is up
>>50183172Ew. Why would you recommend gross otaku shows?
>>50183181lil bro
>>50183188Little brother. It's called the Daily Japanese Thread. Not the Otaku Loser Japanese thread.
>Japanese ≠ Otaku lol
>>50183188that's such bullshit though. mods forced djt off of /a/ and onto this shitheap of a board
howard get em
How do you force yourself to learn Japanese? Especially the early phase. I'm 21 and haven't done anything meaningful in life, and I actually want to commit myself into learning something for once. I'm very interested in visual novels and j-dramas.
>>50183223>I'm 21 and haven't done anything meaningful in lifeI would recommend learning a trade so you can earn money and your place in society. Learning Japanese just consists of sitting in your parents' house and reading nukige. It's not an honorable pursuit.
>>50183223commit yourself to a valuable skill like programming or something, not this pointless hobby
howard is full of shitkey visual novels are not the literary equivalent of shakespeare
man, WaniKani is down and I was already super behind on my reviews this weekend...
>>50183223well what do u mean by that is it a question of motivation or not knowing the right resources
>>50183223Don't waste time learning something you don't need when your life isn't somewhat in order>>50183239mugyuu copy pasted tops whatever shakespeare shat out
>>50183230>>50183232I live in a country where theres an abundance of japanese companies and would get you an extra allowance if you do so. In this case you can say I'm actually doing it for my career.. and girls ^_^ now tell me your secrets
The Otaku Literary Renaissance & The Influence of Jun Maeda (Clannad)Otaku are the New Shakespeare & DickensA Critique of Modern Art (Van Gogh, Warhol) vs. Otaku ArtThe Otaku Civil War: Howard's In-Depth Take on Manga vs. VNsIs the West Worth Saving? Howard's Mission to Import Otaku CultureWhat is "Otaku Oppression"? A BreakdownThe Core Tenets of Otaku: A Drive for Technical Excellence
>>50183254lmao
>>50183242I think its fully motivational. I'm just lazy/depressed/lonely/idktold myself i would start today but its already been a week.
>>50182805add to next threadTranslation requests, 100-reply threads, native Japanese speakers, fear, exhaustion, grammatically incorrect Japanese:>>>/int/djt
"immersion"
>>50183282ntr-coded art
i remember asking a ファミマ shelf stacker where the condoms were because i couldnt find them
>>50183297>HEY ANONS GUESS WHAT I HAVE SEX WITH MEN! LOOK AT ME AND MY STORY I USED A CONDOM SO I WOULDN'T GET AIDS! ISN'T THAT CRAZY?
>>50183266well gl then ig u know what the problem is now its time to make a choice
>>50183304jealous incel.
too tired to read anything today just going to binge anime
anime isnt immersion
>>50183310so how many japanese men did you have sex with
dont care i had this downloaded so its time to watch it
sasuga
>>50183325it was a レディーボーイ actually
bros i hate k8s
A ready boy?
why you hate kates
katakana was a msitake
Eastbound was a long-needed breath of fresh air to this dying thread and you chased him away. Good job, everyone. You really showed him!
>>50183249Are you asking resources / material, or purely mental framework to keep yourself motivated? I can help with either, young guy.
16 didnt age well
more like breath of putrid sewer fumes
>>50183541>白露の色はひとつをいかにして秋のこのはをちぢにそむらむCan you help me figure out what this poem meansI don't know how to interpret the ひとつをいかにして and the ちぢにそむらむ parts
>>50183582I'm sorry, but I cannot help with this request.
i'm sorry anon, i'm afraid i can't do that
>>50183326summer time render was ok
>>>/gif/29656394
200 iq play
faggot shit
yoooooohttps://www.onsen.ag/
nooo i saw a penis my entire inner world is in shambles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wP0AYja96U
I wish I could see a penis...
>>50183657https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YYCXlYuk5a0
i fuckign love ecelebs!!!!!! FUCKINGYEAHHH HHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOO I FUCKING LOVE INTERNET LOSERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ECELEBS YEAHHHHHHHHHHH I MA PARASOCIAL FUCKING FAGGOT YEAHHHHHHHHH SO COOOLLLLLL IMMA DONNATE POKI POKI POKI ASMONGOLDASMONGOLDASMONGOLDASMONGOLDASMONGOLD POKIIIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_ZT63RPqWw
bitch accent aint real
How hard is it to make your own anki deck? I have a particular set of vocab i want to learn
do i look like fucking grok to you?
how hard it is to stfu
>>50183810>How hard is it to make your own anki deck? 1 click unironically
>>50183816next to impossible
>>50183810If you have to ask its impossible 4u
shake that faggot penismake it shake all over the place, big balls tiny penis, good bitch, relax your anus
how hard is it to ぬく one 食
not much room to shake inside my diaper
pov youre a dog anus
lol
If you remove kanji, Japanese would be a fantastic language
if i removed your brain you still be just as stupid
you know linking gay generals if one thing but these last to images go a step too far and i'm calling for justice
御免では済まないよ
Shift over, no work tomorrow. Im actually really excited to just study Japanese for the rest of the day and tomorrow. Im obsessed, it’s like a very hard video game Im trying to solve
>>50183909ようかんてヴぇんｓぺあけんｇぃｓひょうふｃきんぎぢおｔ
>>50183901i hope for her that's raw milk
>>50183920いうせてｘっとｓぺえｃｈにっが
>>50183919hey you never responded to >>50183582
ｋｙｓ
you don't know the difference between までに and にまで and you will never know japanese facts
小さいちんぽ
>>50183957stop posting this gross shit
that'll surely deter him
looking at her and then the chairs in the back, i think there might be some comedic potential to that video
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fGZxKfoG88U
>>50183972lol
humor is like a dadnot everyone has it
>>50183975how did you find this video of jamal?
>>50184065how did you find this pic of me?
on the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WAb14u1X-E
ded
just finished 閃刀姫. at 212 cards. that's a lot for one chapter. lots of military terminology, will i ever even need this??
no
>memorises 200 military terms>can't say "running out of time"pants on head retarded
>>50184255he's gone beyond the intermediate stage though wtf have you done? thats what i thought
beyond retarded is where's he's gone
>>50184255toki wa toumare! XD
za turdo
jamal is the lil wayne of djt
youre the lil turd of djt
been farting all day long rancid ass farts, garlicy and zesty
damn danya naroditsky dead everyone speculating it was an hero cause of the kramnik drama
thanks for the tooltip Perplexity
grok any important posts
What the fuck!?
even those losers posting in that resetera thread are still better than you and redditors look like gods next to those clowns
>>50184349so theyre just lying now?
thats cause they are. deal with it
whos lil nigga talking to
>>50184364The picture is incorrect?
>>50184389toromi...
>>50183010Its because there is an overlap with gaymers, autistic retards and generally unwashed people who got bullied lol.
badly miss win10
win 11 = more win
By the next time I see my せんせい I want to memorize every bit of vocabulary she gave me, she also told me to memorize something else and I did it and went way past what she asked. I want to go above and beyond.The power of a cute girl really does motivate men to move mountains. That alone is worth hiring a tutor for.
i just find cute girls on vrchat to talk to for free. at least their voices are cute idk if they're cute irl
low iq
>>50184448the jp/en world sucks cause every japanese person get swarmed by westoids. ive gone into a few jp servers but dont rly like butting into peoples convos so i just use hellotalk plus u can see what they look like in a lot of cases
>>50184452tru. i'm not really good enough yet for japanese only worlds. maybe another 6 months/year
>>50184443beta bux chad fucks
>>50184454yeah i used it as a bit of a confidence builder as well a few years ago
yh in reality japanese people in the west are really lonely because all their jap friends leave like a rotating door. With enough exposure you'll find japs desperate to be friends with you and have few friends
>yh in reality japanese people in the westlol just step out of your basement incel
I was joking that I'd find a fujoshi gf with you guys but I actually found one T__T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4leIB3vu30
>>50184443we're all gonna make it bros
>>50183928Sorry, I must've missed it.>>50183582>don't know how to interpret the ひとつをいかにしてHow can one [color of dew]...>and the ちぢにそむらむ partsDye in thousands [of ways]. Note that む is the classical verb suffix for supposition.
he's most definitely not making it
>>50182854general sexual sex plapping purposes (he lied, hiding his much nobler purpose)
holy fuckin reddit
>>50184443https://vocaroo.com/13XThO4erTd9
yooooo this shi lowk slapshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GywsA6UU__Y
honey im home
okaeri lil bromo
tadaima mofuckaaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Dfo4zDduI
sanitarium is a banger used to hear it on the radio all the time in the 90s
>>50184577did you see someone found a video of you?>>50183975
depending on the amount of cash in his bank account he can hire a tutor indefinitely which means 残念ながら he's going to make it
the fatherless come out of the woodworks
>>50184583that is actually me i dont drink coffee no caffeine jew for me
no, THIS is jamalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pO7BRNdJdc
thats also me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqOB5zRIz1otoday's immersion
This evening’s immersion:https://streamable.com/xvt36sI heard her same そうだね so i looked that up
imagine living for that long with such a negative canthal tilt
santa claus let himself go
I will never have a gf
wtf
>>50184616wtf does that even mean? it is that right? dafuq
>>50184616i would rather not learn japanese than have to watch that
santa should wear glasses that dont make him look wall eyed
めるともになれ
>>50184649he look like the mofugga from trailer park boys
yah time to go do the chores bbl
please don't leave us bro
dont call your dad bro
send drones
faggot bitch
you bloody
chill ngga
miss chill diaper posting
tonight's immersion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yVPgEGLULU
soft r
imagine your girlfriend wearing loli decorated tights and you come on her tights
the thread on /a/ is dead
that actually happened irl once, it was the cummed loli decorated tights worn by gf incident
おいおいおいLets not get carried away with the girls. Keep the posts classy like I do. And remember the topic is learning Nihonese
>>50184750you dont get to dictate jack shit itt you dumb retard kys
>>50184750thank you for the reminder
>>50184515shit manga
>>50184650these look like they wanted to join a cult but their class is dismissed, choo choo
Eastbound i have some secret knowledge to share with you. This 100% actually works (been tested). Follow this simple guide1) Download Bumble on your phone2) Make a profile minmaxed for Japanese girls matches (this is important for the next step)3) Buy Premium or Premium+ (a month is fine) With Premium you can use Travel Mode and set yourself to any location you want.4) Use your goodies from Premium smartly and watch the matches roll in5) ???6) PROFITYou can thank me later. Usually you PAY for this kind of advice but i see you struggling. Good luck!
how do i minmax for japanese girls if i'm norwood 5?
fly to turkey for hair transplants
type 2 makes up for norwood 5
lil nigga talmbout earthbound but they aint fi-ness any bitches luhmaooo
ok tyrone
>>50184772you're body type c
>>50184770be tall, fit, handsome, and have money
/r9k/ rhetoric.
>>50184787what if im only the first 2
>>50184763Dating apps are usually a huge waste of time. No one replies. And when they do its 80% chance its a bot promoting her OnlyFans.Ignoring the rampant bot problem on dating apps, Asian girls (ESPECIALLY Japanese girls) are extremely high market value in America. You have to be the gigaiest of giga chads to have a chance. They get snatched up FAST. Thats why I need to go to Japan. I need to go somewhere that has the type of girl I want in abundance. Everywhere you look, asian girls. Increases my chance ten fold (also its just aesthetically pleasing). There is 0% chance Im going to somehow bag an asian girl in America. Its like trying to shoot your shot with a celebrity, good luck with that.
>>50184792just reroll
you cant make up for being bald
ok i had to hide 794 even for me that's too much
>>501847972d is better anywayall women are the same
80% chance its a bot1% chance its a real woman19% chance its a real woman who is talking to you for entertainment
>>50184794That's why I said to use Travel Mode. Set your location to Tokyo, wait a day or so, boom. You'll have girls LINING UP to be in a LDR with you. It really works.
>2d is better anywayHAHAHAHAHAHA
the uppercase menace is really goin hard latelythey mgith be able to finally finish this thread off
then do something about it
good news for indians moving to japan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS6TFzZlfm0
>>50184814i already did it once 10 years agoits time for u guys to use what uve learned to defend ur home.... or abandon it
>>50184808Idk man, I have no method to flying to Tokyo if I match with a girl.And it wouldnt be satisfying for me. I dont want to have a fun week. When I arrive to Japan I want to know Im gonna be there for at least 2 years, and I have time to build a little bit of life, enjoy everything in the country, have time to talk to girls.Just flying there, would be like visiting Disney World for 2 hours. Fuck that, a WEEK in Disney. 2 hours isnt enough. Same with Japan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_y8AU7F1KU
the great djt reset i cant wait
TURD total uppercaser rapid death
*nods turdly*
>>50184819Unironically liking Disney is a huge plus. Japanese girls go crazy for that shit.
2d won't rub your dick painfully raw with her feet in tights (good thing)
did u guys see the epic trump tweet where he poops all over every1 lol
>>50184829Hey thats cool with me lol. I would love a Disney Adult Asian girl. I like Disney stuff
you make fun of indians meanwhile whites only learned to farm like 5000 years ago
wow you know he's desperate when he brings up orange man tweets
im not gonna talk about indians today u cant make me
>>50184829but do they appreciate tarzan?
and look at what farming did
>>50184836no i just saw it for the first time its p funny whoever came up with it is prety funny
>>50184840wtf uncle ted is posting in djt from the grave?
bro spamming the gyaru is at least 5 or 6 years from making it with a passable girl, if ever
those arent gyarus lil brotard
>>50184794This is fucked up. Why do you think you have to go to another country to bag a girl? What sort of crazy incel propaganda have you been reading to make you this way?
im gya
gyatt?
imagining the loud clapp sound that reverberates throughout japan the moment eastbound steps off the plane and every vagina in japan slams shut in unison
yosha the 72 volumes of naruto finally arrived. time to read some manga.
>>50184864good post i physically lold
>>50184864lol
@67post pics
>>50184864how do you even think of this shit
wasnt funny
>yosh! Straiku!
it was a bit funny but not enough to deserve the amount of yous it got
>>50184882>>50184885Shut the fuck up you jealous crabs. Just because Jamal-san is more creative than you doesn't give you the right to seethe openly in the thread.
*pops up like yung matto in the back of that 1 school photo* yeah!!!
>>50184855>This is fucked up. Why do you think you have to go to another country to bag a girl? What sort of crazy incel propaganda have you been reading to make you this way?Do you live in America? The culture here sucks man. Every girl is allergic to being feminine. Which is what I like the most.I just want a girly girl who isnt afraid to be a woman, skinny, long hair. This naturally pushed me to liking Asian girls, the most feminine race of girl on the planet. They are everything I look for.This is so other reasons I cant really get into, but point is. I have to try everything in my power to obtain my goal. It would lead to everlasting happiness for me and keep me sane.There are parts of my personality I try to best to hide / keep in check. An asian girl would calm that aspect of me. Make me whole and normal.>bro you have to be normal before getting a gfI am day to day. This is something deep people dont see.
shitting on uppertards will never be not funny
being a wagie in japan is better than being middle class in america
>>50184895>Every girl is allergic to being feminine.Do you ever talk to real women?>There are parts of my personality I try to best to hide / keep in check.What the fuck do you mean by this?
>I just want a girly girlreminds me of picrel for some reason
>I just want a girly girl who isnt afraid to be a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPlyFgXhOOkthe end lmao
>>50184899>yeah dude just live in a 400 square foot apartment and have you depressing nightly meal of konbini bento and strong zero
>>50184908is this rape?
in fact 07 was funnier
filtering this retard cant take it anymore better do it now before my heart gets full of hate for him
>>50184905rolf
>>50184902Details dont matter.The point is, I have never been more sure of something in my life. I must become fluent in Japanese and go Eastbound.
episode 2 of season 3 is fucking butchered too
>I must become fluent in Japanese and go Eastbound.
ive also never been more sure of something in my life [-]
832 oh so its cool when he does it
he gives off heavy rapist vibesmajor ick vibes
>>50184927seagal is chillin in russia prolly until the end of days hes already conquered and moved on from the orient
>>50184924Details do matter. Tell us about the beast inside you and how an Asian girlfriend will fix him. Maybe we can relate.
>>50184927this fat motherfucker got serbian citizenship too. remember i was in front of parliament for nye briefly years ago and he randomly comes out on the stage was like wtf
「支持率落としてやる」「中国支配下で良いじゃないですか」「氏んでしまえと言えばいい」
>>50184815>>50184834>>50184844>>50184877>>50184891total shart death
ok eastbound im gonna get right to the shit that really matterspost ur fetlife profile
mininciter
>>50184943nice i'm half of htose
943just got 1 you lfg
Anyway Im going to go grind Anki and do more studying
its insane he has to shit stir every fucking post
ankibound
>>50184949you're the first, third, and fourth?
who the fuck greets their granddaughter with a handshake lol
grind your face on a belt sander
there u go guys no more paragraphs
americans hate their family
define "shit stirring"reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plvvIUNzbyc
toiletbound *flushes*
its a grip to pull in for a kiss
>>50184966lol
>>50184964sad but true i wish our people werent taught to be this way i think ppl would be doing much better in current america as a result
gamefreak wtf...
starmie let himself go dang
crazy how americans force their kids out of the house at 18 shits kinda fucked
no they dont stfu eurotard
I'm in my 30s and live with my mom. but I'm starting to realize this is considered weird by most of society.
>>50184964>>50184972>>50184978this lessens corruption. it's a good thing. the reason serbia is a shithole is in part because they value extended kin networks.
>>50184982> the reason serbia is a shithole is in part because they value extended kin networks.that's true and fair enough but at least i can walk in any neighborhood at 2 am with not a care in the world unlike the us
americans are smart enough to recognize if you dont get along you dont get along and being family doesnt mean shit
>>50184984the advantage of serbia's tribalistic values is that they don't let in gigantic packs of savages who get stuffed into all urban centers via low income housing subsidies so fair point
if u live in the south u can walk around at 2am as long as u arent in a black/mexican area
>>50184984>neighborhood at 2 am with not a care in the world unlike the usDo you live here? No? Then shut the fuck up about things you know nothing about.
grok destroy this bullshitter with facts
>>50184990bido has access to grok dude
>>50184990im a us citizen and was there a few years ago
bido is a dual loyalist wtf?
grok can we unsub from fox
>>50184998no i have 3 citizenships
based global citizen bido
Uh, guys? I think we may be straying just a bit from the thread topic of learning Japanese. Mayhaps we could take a moment to refocus our attention?
ywnbj
>>50185007you could have done that by bringing up japanese crime rates and safe walkable cities but you fucked it up
who said u could post take a moment and refocus on this dick nigga
>>50185010crime rates are rising tho in proportion to the amount of foreigners entering the countryjapans 5'4 cops arent equipped for the new menace flooding in
you know what i care about a lot more than crime rates in japan? the fact that i went to costco and food just keeps getting more and more expensive. i thought the president was going to fix this
Not Japanese.
>>50185019If you think for a second I'm going to let you derail the thread like you've done in the past you've got another thing coming.
more blatant bullshit that can instantly be disproved he is so full of shit
broke my nofap streak
When I start out with immersion, should I be translating every word I don't understand, or just focus on reading a lot even if I don't understand most of it?
>>50185007>>50185018>>50185022most likely minishart
https://youtube.com/shorts/AjROdbyYqvwremember that foreigner cycling in front of a bunch of train otaku? Lmao
*yawn*
what if a hot chick with a big ass jumped out and started twerking in front of the train otaku do u think theyd still be mad
>>50185029>>50185032>>50185037sup minishart
>>50185018So talk about Japanese, gay boy.>>50185028According to Matt and Trenton, you should get 6-12 months of audio immersion before you start reading. That way you won’t cripple your accent by subvocalising incorrectly.
>>50185035>primarily 2023NOPE <3
Schizo thread. Study Japnese
>>50185042>with trends holding into 2024yep
>>50185037woah
>>50185045well its still wrong i see tiktoks of foreigners damaging things and getting in fights so thats basically all the proof i need
>>50185042>>50185050you're such a slime. every time seethecel pins you down with facts you appeal to ignorance and anecdote. indians on tiktok are not better evidence of immigrant criminality than 2023 data. stop being a xenophobic hack
this desu
>i see tiktoksrofl didnt this guy say he doesnt use social media
>>50185054shitstirrer/minishart
its ok a couple more years and ull all see that i was rightu arent convinced by the early innings of the brown wave in japan and thats understandable but by 2030 u wont be able to deny it anymore
>>50185060keked inaudibly
>>50185060Eastbound….
>>50165193>>50165749>>>/int/215911875>>>/int/215913603shart attack
>>50185056i dont my boomer friends send them to me on discord and i watch them
>>50185060lol
>>50185064proof that the little shitbag is using a vpn to disguise his actual country
69 shart falseflag cuz he got caught with his canadian flag
>>50185071but one of those is an american flag
shart is aids but weird detective autist is just as bad
imagine being let into canada as a refugee then leeching off neetbux all day posting on 4chan fomenting hate against other immigrants
I love Asian girls so much its unreal
minicancer is like those radroaches when you think about it
>>50185060oh nonono eastsissies?
well either way we arent talking about indians and thats waht matters
Not many people know this but time passes faster after work on a weekday than on a weekend
shut da fuck up cockroach
>>50185096get on your knees and choke yourself scumbag
>>50185102kys
saars ?
no but fr tho why are russians such subversive pests
dunno id say ask 1 but putin genocided them all already
>>50185107you'd think it would be the serbians but nope.
theyre a profoundly miserable nation their country has always been in some shitty miserable crisis or another going back hundreds of years that it's bled into every aspect of their culture and national identity
isnt india like the only country keeping russians alive rn talk about biting the hand feeding your people
>>50185116they also have a lot of immigration from africa
lmao true irony
>>50185113>shitty miserable crisis but enough about India
>>50185128how's canada treating you? feel guilty about deserting your country?
minirapist's dirt house with him inside being evaporated by an ICBM
russia is like 20 years old and about to collapse again
Real talk tho thank fuck english is my first language
too old
thank fuck you won't ever be considered JSL either
if i ever date a russian bitch ill make her call me daddy putin in bed
playing final fantasy bgm on guitar while u guys poop on russia and wish death on mini shit ftw
Playing final fantasy 14 with Nora
minifuckpig
What do you do when you start getting sick of hearing Japanese?
>>50185156you start shitposting about immigration and music
never happened
hope pearl recovers from the internet hate mob
stop posting
>>50185163shitstirrer/minishart
miniking runs this joint
first it was unko. now shart is getting stopped for good.
unko is eastbound is is shitstirrer is minishart is owl eyes is uppercaser
>>50185177minishit false flag because every post you're making is getting called out now
id never uppercase
toromis definitely ol mr. seethley and eastbound for sure
>>50185184sup mlen you cancerous fuck
someone needs to become a janny so they can see ips
so sick of this mentally ill freak
only mods can see ips i think
>>50185186see you know im not mlen and yet you call me that namewhy? because you are also mlen aka the vtranny
im literally every1
ironically jamals the one person who doesnt impersonate people
i mean i dont rly need to im the complete package
never impersonated anyone ever
mightve impersonated a few ppl
>>50185225fuck you
...Japanese?
u literally sound like ur crying rn
I don't impersonate, but I have several posting personas I use.
poor guys not having a good day
>>50185233u first
>>50185237why?
various personas like american, canadian, hungarian, arnold etc
>>50185244Why not? It's not like I have anything important to say, so I might as well have fun in various ways.
move it football head
>>50185246Ooolo
hey arnold was ftw the grandpa dude had a dick for a jawline lol
going to assume 54 is supposed to be an off center cyclical loop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtw98M5A7t8as for me
i think its cool she gained the power to talk to animals cuz some fat titty shaman cast voodoo magic on her
minishart has ruined this thread and I suggest you apologise instead of saying we should "fight this as brothers" because that won't do anything. I don't expect him (if that's in his real or actual name at least he's not the same person as on IGN UK's nora) will and we wouldn't listen to him and take note (we will probably just say get out) I'm sure he thinks what he is doing is fine, and I doubt there will suddenly change of hart anyways - it's sad.
gaining the power to talk to animals doesnt make sense. They dont have a language nor the capacity for it
wat
didnt read the samefag
wtf did i just read
>>50185283no dude u dont get it the voodoo magic translates human speak into like the animal language that doesnt require talking
"of course they'll come back. they're birds" -bird man
is 282 animal language
dog accent
>>50185295dunno need them to post hand to find out
Going to make an Anki deck based on the vocab my tutor told me to study ^_^
>>50185305>>50185282wassup personas
the jigs up dude ur tutor ghosted u for being a creepoid we found out all about it
this pathetic loser is actually just paying the bitch so he can be in the holy presence of an attractive japanese woman lmfao. i see a lot of instant ramen in his future when he splurges his meager diaper cleaner wage on by-monthly soapland visits
better than bing bing wahoo cartridges at least
i bet he says konnichiwa to her
quite elegantly put
ye im a poet *sharts on the page*
>>50185308okay toromi
by-monthly poet
my sweet little whorish nora i did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when i read your letter. i am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. yes, now i can remember that night when i fucked you for so long backwards. it was the dirtiest fucking i ever gave you, darling. my prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. i felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. at every fuck i gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. you had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and i fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. it is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. i think i would know nora’s fart anywhere. i think i could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. it is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which i imagine fat wives have. it is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. i hope nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that i may know their smell also.
>>50185308I mean yeah its a major educational plus being able to interact with a real japanese person. Adds real world practice. Before this I dont think Ive ever actually met or talked to a Japanese person....Her being cute does add a little motivational boost though. ツ
is that mozart's letter?
major educational plus sitting on my arse reading this vn and djt
more like mozfart
was thinkin moshart
mozilla firefart
come @papi_chulo djt needs you
djt needs you to kill yourself minirimmer
if don't use your sakibasiri as lotion then can you even call yourself a man?
*dab*
hurtin for a squirtin right in the diap
>>50185339papi chulo self deported dude
>>50182805what's wrong with subvocalizing?
>>>/wsg/5993633
>>50185322>>50185324>34 seconds
so are we dick sniffin' or what is this?
dropped the second season 3 years ago cause of this faggot but im so bored ill see if i can endure him
>>50185376why does he need to respond to himself?
>>50185376i can react to posts lightning fast and still have time in between to practice my neoclassical licks dude https://vocaroo.com/1h46VN70GI45
>>50185393where did you get this vocaroo from?
>>50185390kill yourself
thats me dude
whose dick do I have to suck to be able to sniff a dick around here
work on your muting lil bro
>>50185383>>50185401minisharts need for attention is astounding
>>50185396you sound a bit mad there champ lol you arent toromi are you?
I'm a newer poster and was wondering what I should do to insure I make good posts. I see a lot of names and accusations being thrown around, but there doesn't seem to be any consensus about posting quality. Fill me in, brothers.
>>50185407learning english would be a good start
to post in djt you need ownage insurance
>>50185412Ah, my bad switching up ensure and insure. I guess all the immersion is getting to my brain because I am in fact a native english speaker.
i just love being a fucking pedantic cunt
>>50185407use proper grammar and punctuation while being mindful of the quote function when replyingmake sure to keep discussion focused on learning and/or questions related to grammar and vocabother than that go nuts
double shit...
>>50185407Just keep the topic on Japanese / Japan, and discuss methods of learning, updates on your milestones, etc. Most importantly ignore the negativity and shitposters. Japanese is one of the most toxic and gatekept language learning communities. Just ignore the noise. Have fun and good luck! 幸運をIll be here if you need advice. We gmi brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hbtH96G3Lslearning how to play magic in japanese!
>>50185418>>50185420posting from your phone at the same time doesnt make it any less obvious
>>50185407first off welcome 2 the daily jpanese thread let me give u a quick primer to have an enjoyable time here w. every1dont ever make posts of ur own at first, spend the first few weeks just replying with "lol" and "rofl" to ur sempais posts as u start to learn the ropesafter about a month u can try to make a post here or there but dont force italso dont use a trip code by any means unless u absolutely know what ur doing or u wll end up getting slimed a lot like the eastbound guyne way thats just a lil quick n dirty pal hope to see u around..
07 def shitstirrer
>>50185431he's had a mental break it seems probably making like 100-200 posts per day across 5 personalities
grab the pick and get back to practicing lil bro i could play this 10 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8xLC98DOpQ
no vocaroo of u doing it tho cuz ur LIEING out ur ASS lol
426stfu
>>50185438mad jelly
im the best until u post a vocaroo basicallyt just like how bunko is the best at japanese
>>50185417>>50185420>>50185426Lol, thanks sempais!
kek
>>50185436I have considered picking up electric guitar. Something I can practice without making a ton of noise. And when I get a Japanese girlfriend I need hobbies to do that can include her. Me playing guitar would be attractive. And maybe she could even sing along. At the very list she will sit next to me interested
bro basking in the glory of praise not even directed at him
>>50185449you call that praise?
actually i can play the first riff at like 130% speed plus the notes actually sound clear with no ass ringing
actually everyone itt should kill themselves me included one big group suicide like how peoples temple did in guyana
>>50185457so plug in and do it br0 i didnt click the link at all tho
yh but u have to go first tho>>50185459
djt believes in the policy of leading by example *ajatts his pants*
>>50185462im jim jones in that scenario bitch stfu
u cant trust any1 here who doesnt post vocaroos
before djt i used to waste time on this other thing and before that i used to waste it on musical instruments i know jack shit
終わりだけど
>>50185466you don't want to hear me speak japanese
>>50185476every1 here does actually were waiting for u
kinda crazy how jamals n3 in everything even after 20 years
jack shitter of all trades
ain't fuck imouto-chan cuz' she got a manbut when that's over I'm the first in line
>>50185479https://vocaroo.com/1i7gAlbsmCwp
So is learning Japanese a hobby for you guys or do you learn it for your hobbies?
>>50185487i cant believe uve done this
>>50185488>So is learning Japanese a hobbylolI immerse 9h-10h every single fucking day
>>50185482cuz he never practices or studies anymorethe man just shitposts all day
this why im learning nihongo
im tonpa dude i dont need to be world class to dump on 95% of ppl but i think its kinda sad ppl here r jealous of me tho
bragging about how much you immerse is like the opposite of what makes sense
>>50185494Do you take a break when you jerk off or do you keep the Anki open to mine for sentences during your JAV of choice?
did jamal just seriously pull out a hxh before acting like he knows jack shit?
>>50185508ive watched a anime or 2 in my life heje *does the tonpa laugh*
cant believe jamel hasnt quit guitar after watching tim henson
i saw him in a interview say he doesnt even like the shit that he plays so i hope he can find musical happiness someday
timmy hendrix aint got nothing on jamals tasty srv licks
cope kek
cope with what that dudes rly talented, his music sux tho someone should write him some good songs to playi remember that song they had steve vai on and he was the only guy who knew how to play something that sounded good
>>50185507>Do you take a break when you jerk off or do you keep the Anki open to mine for sentences during your JAV of choice?lolpodcasts only e.ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIpufHsIuOEits the fastest way to create a mental modeland I do 10cards/d
my nasty farts sound better than ur shitty riffs
brutal
>>50185531no vocaroo tho
jamal seriously begging for fart 'roos now? dame
>>50185494are you getting paid?
0_^_o
yeah i really dont want a vocaroo of that stfu
give papi the gass
>>50185542rofl!
>>50185540no
>>50185480already gooned to that
>>50185542me in the middle
>>50185542GIANT FUCKING DWARF HEAD AAAAAAAAAA
>>50185479no you'll just put me in garbage day because i use japanese to read and haven't spent enough time studying phonetics
ITS OVER
>>50185556no1 garbo dayd howard so ur safe dude theres no way ur worse
to have a garb day you need to have streamables first
man i couldve made the sickest garbage day sequel with all the stuff ive seen but alas some favela dweller beat me to it and picked stupid oriental pearl clips
>>50185569u dont like favela dwellers? ME EITHER
>>50185556>i use japanese to read and haven't spent enough time studying phoneticspermacrippled lmaohttps://streamable.com/nva51k
guy just clipped and posted a 4 minute streamable literally no1s gonna watch
(´っ･ω･)っ
posting old matt seems unfair after the scam arc he seems like an actual normal person now
what do u mean after the scam arches....still scamming dude
>>50185594>he seems like an actual normal person nowlol
i cant believe u guys made him change his name to matt archer
depends what u class as scamming whatever he was selling b4 was a scam but nowadays saying here is my buttfuck dojo pay 1 dollar to enter dunno thats fine by me gifters gotta grift
i could knock mutt out with a slap much less a punch
gRifters not gifters i dont want mr archers gift
>>50185607>pay 1 dollar to enterand 25 bucks to enter the real immersion dojo lollike they saya jew will always be a jewhis jew father gay, mindbroke matto braindead sadlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxDXKq5SHdw
stfu retard
>>50185597How is the dojo a scam? You get Matt as your personal immersion coach for as much as a Netflix subscription.
eyyyyyyyyyy i mean its only a dallah cmahhhhhhhhhhhhn
the funniest part of the apology video and the opening of the immersion dojo is that matt calculated whether or not he should open the dojo, and decided he'd make more money that way even if it is at the expense of how genuine his apology video.https://youtu.be/nYhX1mwVTa8?t=2998
Ya'll need to spend less time gossiping about Japanese Language ecelebs and more time grinding the Anki
calculate deez nuts
grinding on yo mama
>>50185637>your personal immersion coachlol
>>50185656no i don't
sometimes when u have dedicated dick suckaz u can basically torch ur reputation with every1 else cuz the dick suckaz will still suck on ur dick no matter what
>>50185656>Ya'll need to spend less time gossiping about Japanese Language ecelebstrue>more time grinding the Ankilol
>>50185658>>50185662rofl
>>50185656shut the fuck up newfag cockroach ill slap you till your eardrums pop
can ai listen to riffs and tell you what sounds better yet
https://youtube.com/shorts/y5DK7Ybtk4A?si=nMa88C280Yx65C_RBeen marathoning this guy's videos. He really tells the cold hard truths about living in Japan and dating Japanese girls. Highly recommend. I also like that he is a Chad and is on the self-improvement grind, only its in Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UnRTk1MEGYBeen marathoning this guy's videos. He really tells the cold hard truths about living in Japan and dating Japanese girls. Highly recommend. I also like that he is a Chad and is on the self-improvement grind, only its in Japan
whats jamals 2025 current w-l score?
howard won
goin to bed to sleep like a lil bebbeh so thats a big dub for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx2FpwvL86QBeen marathoning this guy's videos. He really tells the cold hard truths about living in Japan and dating Japanese girls. Highly recommend. I also like that he is a Chad and is on the self-improvement grind, only its in Japan
finished watching the official japanese magic the gathering tutorial for beginners. now i just need to find out what the keywords mean.
>>50185687don't leave us broeastbound and lard will take over the thread if you do
>>50185530キャラもちこまないラジオとキャラもちこむラジオがあるけどキャラもちこまないほうが話が転がるきがする
>>50185689i understood the spanish part but not the japanese one :(
>>50185694how do you justify not ending ur life to urself
miss moe donda....
that does kinda give seethey vibes
>>50185569
>seetheywalmart moe
you dont even have walmarts in russia sharty
>>50185720moe made some great points
>>50184412everyone here is one of those though. do you know what website you're on? modu wa nihongo wo yomanai.
i dont play games im pretty good socially and i shower every daynext
reminds me of my favorite japanese proverbeverything on the internet is true. -hideki tojo
>>50185720moe was such a cuckripiss lil bro
>>50185743
yh moe (rip) was right
yh moe still owns unko to this day
>>50185753lmfao and where is he now? certainly not married and living in japan like me
kys
hes still right doe
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
after you toromi
>>50184364"unko" got up at 5:30 am to get an early start on his shitposting for the day lmfao
>>50185779i always wake up early toromi
>>50185777hopefully fake otherwise disgusting
>>50185777crazy how i... i just understand this...
depressing how i dont
>>50185765>where is he now?living his life and you?married and living in japan and still >>50185779what a loser lmaogetting owned by dead people lol
have you tried going to walmart to buy a japanese plug in
>>50185796jealous im living on easy mode? lol
>>50185796tbf im pretty sure moe does the exact same thing as unko just with the name field off
>>50185805he does exactly what i do except he seethes his guts out while im over here laughing
I never was a fan of moe. He was too angry, too combative, and seemed like he had never touched a woman in his life.
>>50185823he certainly had that fatherless energy weve come to know and love
try asking your mom
bido sounds scarier than moe and hes fucked a lot of bitches
Get your kana reps in
>>50185860If you are going to practice writing, practice writing correctly. These are ugly and would not pass muster in any Japanese elementary school.
>>50185866I am practicing correctly. Im doing the stroke order
looks like a slow descent into madness
Honestly Im kinda ready to move on from these Battle games. I know Hiragana really well. But I still want to complete it since it teaches me the stroke order and random vocab. The stroke order and reps really cements it. Plus they also told me some random info about grammar I wouldnt have known otherwise. Katakana I know but the Katakana game is probably still worth playing for the random info and also cementing it. The game cant be too much longer anyway.
>>50185877Also I like the idea of having completed save files is all 3 of these games. If I ever get a little rusty I can hop on, do some battles. So yeah gonna see if I complete them
seethlet explain to this guy why this game is pointless
>>50185860
>>50185860wtfffffffff
I want to play under the rain with moe
>>50185994me on the left <(*´〜｀)>
Get your fucking reps in with the kana
手書きよりフリック入力の練習しようず( ´・ω・`)ﾉｼ□
Should I get plastic surgery to look Japanese? (im white)
you could try roping and getting reincarnated as one
I sexually identify as a dick-sucking person
aight matto
>>50186021embrace your gaijiness
>we must go to JapanKino kino kino. Cant wait to see what Japan looks like in this game. I hope its in like Tokyo and you see all the neon signs.
>>50186054Well I did make it to Tokyo. I expect it to look cooler though. A night with the neon signs... still its cool to made it here tho
>>50186054>>50186104uh, congrats
書き取りの仕方ってＪＬＰＴでは習わないのかな？
is bon-bon a japanese like onomamepia word?
great now i'm hungryamaimono choudai!
https://vocaroo.com/1itHXNI7SrLT
>>50186252what the fuck
>>50186264https://vocaroo.com/lZAyRg0YUZJ
ya tanoshikattaze
皿洗いを終えて自分の部屋に戻ると、たまに玉が太ももに当たって変な音がする
>he said i suck always crack me up
just read 杳 as you would 香 >_<
read that as haru tbqh
>>50186300that would be incorrect
>>50186271the hatred jamals felt towards qm is honestly heartbreaking
>>50186356kinda true
>>50186396glad im not the only one
>>50182805bros I'm starting to wonder why I'm even doing sentence mininglike why not just immerse and look up definitions of unknown words in a japanese to japanese dictionaryplus I can't shake this feeling that mining sentences of MY choosing is biasing my input. Like, why should a I, a gaijin, be deciding what sentences are "important"? How would I know?
>>50186412>bros I'm starting to wonder why I'm even doing sentence miningyou should be mining words not sentences>like why not just immerse and look up definitions of unknown words in a japanese to japanese dictionarybecause j-j dics are inefficient>plus I can't shake this feeling that mining sentences of MY choosing is biasing my input. Like, why should a I, a gaijin, be deciding what sentences are "important"? How would I know?its not biased if youre only mining what you happen to come across
>>50186412>How would I know?Anything under 10k if you're new
>>50186436careful youll trigger the toromi paradox
dunno what this is
i'm back, what did i miss
>>50186443if a word is common (eg <10000) then hell say "why quiz yourself? youll see it much too often for that" but if the word is uncommon then hell say "why waste your time learning words youll never see!"
>>50186464It makes the beginning faster and that's what matters because it sucks when you can barely read anything. You can just up it to 25k once you're past it or just stop mining if you want
>>50186472language is funny in that you really have to know everything if you want to follow a conversationif you set arbitrary limits on what is and isnt useful then youll end up missing a lotthis is how the nangumi incident occurred
mlen...
愛罠題
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15192734lost my nofap to this (dont ask me what i did on r34 during a nofap)
>>50185777many ppl nowadays see things like that on the internet and cope with imagine falling for twitter ragebait today i too am gonna cope and say its a fake account
dead thread
rip
fuck you for leaving us yesterday
you should leave us forever via suicide
this but cockbound
9gag
i found it on 2chan
you are a noob
>>50187155trully red it humour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZlmeYjs2Ccits up
don't those dogs have fucked up hips or spines or something
you might be thinking of ur mother spending 10000 hours in the doggystyle position will do that to a person plus she looks like a right dog
bro looks kinda goofy ngl
she's definitely an ugly bitch so you're not wrong there
i came on my mom's fat ass when she was passed out drunk once
toromi...
>>50187209tried playing this in jp but the text was a little too fast for me to read it comfyly
>>50187209>no crt shaderlil bro...
>>50187242
>>50186412i stopped mining and started whitenoising. once there's a word so obnoxiously frequent then i look it up and acquire it instantly forever案の定 i'm looking at you
most important games ever made:サイレント・ヒル 1, 2, 3バイオハザード 1, 2, 3零 1, 2, 3the first two playstations were truly the perfect game consoles
>>50187269actually it'sポートピア連続殺人事件かまいたちの夜街
>>50187261last time djt was making of me for using one so i won't post my screenshots with it on anymore
>>50187242is she hot?
silent hill is barely a game
>>50187279it it was megabezel or some other memeshader then you deserved getting bullied
>>50187255remember you can always pause but the game uses a lot of yasasii nihongo so you should be able to manage through the whole game
>>50187279>>50187285shut da fuck up
>>50187286>pausing the emulatoryou didn't beat the game. at that point just read the silent hill official vinny, it has the same plot as the main game + more
>>50187285>>50187288>>50187291three words: lol
three letters kys
we don't tell people that in this thread.
kys sharty
we don't give human beings nicknames based on excrement either
*nods shartly*
cant wait for you to perish in a fuel insufficiency driven civil war
ur insane!
>>50186412sentence mining is a meme
>>50187398is this tru? :3
true true i try to sound like 大塚芳忠 and 大塚明夫
true true im a tranny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHma0eo7x7Yhow is this such a banger wtf i love jack black now
Why are you learning Japanese?
to pump my seed into jks, yes sir!
thats the ultimate goal of any life form youre not special
some jap impotently seething as he whines on twitter without having the balls to say anything irl is making me laff
>>50187491the chad gaijin vs the impotent native
>>50187491people who are big into cuckolding are usually those that goneru irl a lot so i don't even take this as a real tweet
>>50187401tru tru ;3
>>50187527kys shart
>>50187531y did u post this
probably the same KYtard who posts 9gag
>>50187540Meant to post it here>>723803156ごめん！
fuck... fell in love again bros... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOBcEOlpwlM
nvm she has irezumis
based
>>50187491this behind the back paggro whining faggot bitch jap behavior in particular makes my blood boil
tbf he probably doesnt know english and the white boi doesnt know japanese so how was he supposed to seethe in his face nahmean
japs definitely do that shit though
what's litttle tarou gonna do?
cry about it on shitter like the bitch he is
kinda reminds me of unko
hopefully a plane crashed on him and his wife wasnt there to rebound it
lmao
>>50187620actually lolled at this
>>50187491 is a train btw
wow i fell in love againhttps://youtu.be/JiTqiS8gE8g?t=142
all things go, all things go
wb
would bang? yeah me too
she is the hottest pokegirl no doubt
i like the black one more
>he has a folder with twitter screencaps he keeps reposting
i have achieved AGI
>>50187876>>50187876
>>50187873so has shehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOYRE-9VhRE
>>50187878kill yourself
majikayo
>>50187942fuck that black bitch
（∪＾ω＾）わんわんお！
me on the right you on the left
knot
naughty?
>>50187193They have a decent amount of risk for developing IVDD, intervertebral disc disease. However, if you keep them at a healthy weight, exercise them regularly to keep the spinal muscles strong, prevent them from jumping off furniture, and get them from a certified breeder who does genetic testing, the risk is much lower.
>>50188016Japanese
>>50188017rope
simenawa?
>>50186412>j-->jngmi
i refuse to post in the other thread
i refuse to go out without my diaper
>>50186464>if a word is common (eg <10000) According to what standard?
>>50188193idk something internationally recognized like Dees
>toromi toromi toromiholy fuck stfu
hes genuinely retarded
wotd: わだかま り
