Congrats Sanae!
>>50186319Truly, she's exceeded herself.
>>50186319What would her tax policy for Gensokyo be?
>>50186319She's been prime minister for a while now anon
>>50186319Sanae has always been the prime minister of my heart
>>50186319Sanae should cosplay as Sanae
>>50186331>What would her tax policy for Gensokyo be?Tax cuts for humans, tax increases for youkai (especially tengu), shrine donations made deductible. >>50186385>Sanae should cosplay as SanaeIt's been done.
>>50186566Sanae looks beautiful cosplaying as Sanae! She gets my vote for listening to her voter base. I definitely don't mind those troublesome youkai knocked down a peg or two either! Sanae for Shogun of Gensokyo 2025!
>>50186319Look at that belly God thats hot
>>50186319Takaichi played the drums and piano during her youth and enjoyed heavy metal music. She also had an interest in motorcycles, and owned a Kawasaki Z400.She is a JRA horse racing fan, an avid Japanese rock listener, especially from artists Demon Kakka, B'z, and X Japan, and is a supporter of sporting teams such as Gamba Osaka and Hanshin Tigers
>>50186319How can a religious figurehead run for office? The church and state NEED to be separated for the sake of democracy and I am going to ensure it stays that way...
>>50187487
>>50187523Oh no, gensokyo about to have a civil war and puppet dictator in 1 year
>>50187523That won't stop me. Gensokyou WILL remain democratic regardless of how many people I need to kill
Is this the new Sanae thread
>>50187742No.
>>50187742This the /jpol/ : Gensokyo's politics thread.
>>50187764Thought's on Sanseito's candidate?
>>50187779>kill all yokais, behead all yokais, roundhouse kick all yokais into steel-Ballsy but OMEGA based, it would be funny is she wins.
All I'm seeing here is a bunch of political candidates that want to make the lives of youkai worse. I'm voting for Tenma, see how you like that.
I came here for sexy plump Sanae, not politics.
>>50187805Yo Byakuren, I am only voting for Tenma but under the condicion you cast an ovulation spell on Minamitsu, Ichirin and Nue and send them naked to my home.
>>50187825wrong place sorry bro
You guys are completely insane! I'm voting for Rinnosuke. He's a strong moderate leader who won't be biased against youkai or humans.
>>50187856Gensokyo doesn't need centrists, anon
>>50187867Gensokyo doesn't need politics or technology either.
We get a historical moment with the very first democratic vote to elect a political leader for the human village and they let litteraly any scum of the dirt yokai eligible for candidacy. I understand our weird hieda temple schoolteacher being a candidate since she is a Hakutaku therianthrope I.E cursed HUMAN (whose yokai form is a wise counselor for sage emperors), but then we have actual poopfeeders, like this retard >>50187805 is going to vote for, somehow running for election instead of immediatly chased off. It's like the organizers are trying to see how vomit inducing they can make this event by turning it into a a mix of a cicrus and brothel, with the location being the entire village.
>>50186357Fake Newsshe was just party leader until today
I voted for Koakuma and now the government owns all my semen. What should I do now?
I didn't vote for koakuma and now I owe my semen for to the government, I hate the village. Where else should I get out to ?
I just sent one pipebomb to the yakumo household and another one to the matara household, it kills at least the cat and one of the dancers.
>>50187856If he can't run a store properly then how the hell is he supposed to lead Gensokyou? Just vote for Yukari she has been doing nothing for years now and that's the best thing a politician can do
>>50187971>Where else should I get out to ?Depends on you. The Luna Captial and Heaven are your best options have VERY strict immigration policies so I recommend finding someone who posses status and prestige from there and marry them to get citizenship.
>>50188026You know you can just jump off their borders right, my cousin lives there illegally.
>>50187945Pay your semen tax and take care of your government mandated demon
>>50188038Yeah but being illegally there doesn't come with the benefits such as longevity and super powers. I recommend asking Tenshi to introduce you to one of her sister. It's what I did and now I'm a powerful and long lived Celestial who lives leisurely in heaven.
>>50187900>>50188015>it kills at least the cat Why are you sabotaging your own.
>>50188018I asked him and he seemed confused. He told me he wasn't running and he didn't even know an election was taking place. I'm so humiliated... I'll vote for Yukari like you said...
I keep hearing some bullshit about kappas being "sworn friends" with humanity because they start giving cool looking machinery they make to us, reminder these are yokais that drown people for fun and steal their souls out of their ass.
>>50186331A mandatory shota to snuggle and molest for every woman.
>>50188516don't worry, they'll only steal a little bit of your ass soul if you vote for them.
>>50188590What happens when they hit puberty?
>>50188611Wait there is also aquatic molesters running for election ?
>>50188652anyone can be a candidate, anon!
>>50188676You tell me when some literal savage animal crashes the village to the ground, I'll try to hide somewhere safer in the meantime.
>>50188694not letting the kappa run for prime minister would be racist. i think you're just a bigot.
>>50188717I believe you are a lobotomite.
>>50187805This hasn't broken into the news yet, but I'm a knower. Tenma and all the other high ranking male Tengu who preach for traditional values and increasing their population are gay. They meet with human men at bathrooms and have secret codes for party time.
At least Ms Himekaidou shares my traditionalist social values. It may not be a popular opinion to share these days, but I believe a marriage should only be between a man, a woman, and their bull (black).
>>50188794kill yourself
>>50188640He gets a certificate of reaching adulthood and he's free to be spoiled now and then, a lot of 'zuri involved.
>>50186319Prime minister of fast food lol
>>50188895Well fed citizens are happy citizens
>>50188912Weird, I'm suddenly craving milk for some reason...
>Female pmYou guys entered the loser's club like Germany.
>>50189497tbf she's heavily conservative and wants to make Japan Japanese again.
>>50189633She met with Netanyahu. Japan is fucked.
>>50188934Must be the oreos in the picture. Your subconscious is not immune to subliminal advertising.
>>50189633How it ends:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empress_Dowager_Cixihttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_ThatcherPutting women in power always leads to a century of humiliation.
>>50190364yep
>>50189633>>50189671Let me off this fucking timeline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlW6VSYmEmg
5 BILLION TO ISRAEL AND TRILLION MORE TO COME
I don't care if you guys think I'm throwing my vote away, I'm voting for the Fairy Party.A vote for fairies is a vote for FUN!
>>50191172I can't wait to get my government mandated fairy dress and sunflower!
>japan wants to get away from the central bank and become independent again>jews bring in their golem to stop that from happeningEverytime.
>Israel>JewsAre you guys talking about tengu again?
>>50191160>>50191845gr8 b8 wumaoSanae is the most popular prime minister of 日本国 right nowchingchongchina is a (((marxist))) shithole btw
>>50192086>Sanae is the most popular prime ministerIs she really?
>>50192149>Approval rate for new Japan PM Takaichi's Cabinet at 64.4%: Kyodo pollhttps://english.kyodonews.net/articles/-/63318
>>50192269>a Kyodo News survey showed Wednesday, a day after she took office as Japan's first female leader.>According to the two-day poll conducted from Tuesday, 64.4 percent of the respondents said it was "good" that the Liberal Democratic Party, led by Takaichi, and the Japan Innovation Party formed a new ruling coalition, based on their agreement on Monday.>The survey also showed that 76.5 percent believe Takaichi's inauguration will help empower women, while 66.2 percent hailed the Komeito party's decision to leave its 26-year alliance with the LDP.This sounds like the most kiked poll I've ever heard.
>>50192280>The survey also showed that 76.5 percent believe Takaichi's inauguration will help empower womenlol think about who actually cares about female empowerment for being the reason to elect a PM. Think.
>>50192280Holy seethingTrump is visiting Japan next week btwPrepare yourself for some kino
>>50192416>Israel's greatest monkey is visiting JapanKino indeed.
/pol/ thread
Still one of the better threads right now in my opinion.>>50191991I think you meant k*ppas.
I'm no fan of /p*l/ but it's hardly Anon's fault that every morally bankrupt nation wrecking ploy demonstrably has (((you know who))) involved in it. I hope Sanae does well.
Nina, get off of 4chan.
>>50192923Nina is right about (((their))) global influence though
I want Nina to suck my tiny dick then let me impregnate her.
>>50193645Nina is 0 years old anon
Why should *I*, a villager, care about and pay for the Tengu's war against the Oni? I didn't vote for this...
>>50194145They're also going to need to import about 20 million fairies into the human village and you're not allowed to complain about it.
>>50194145>I didn't vote for this...Should've voted for Miko instead of Tenma's greatest ally, (((Moriya Shrine)))
>>50194351Can you blame him? Those Khaz... those Moriya milkers have the power to overthrow regimes. The average man can't appreciate the subtle, native flatness of Miko's chest.>>50194210They're all rabid futas, by the by.
>>50193910Yokai's age system is different from humans, so nu uh. My weewee will be inside Nina.
>>50193326nice to see that my edit is being put to use
>>50194416>They're all rabid futas, by the by.Damn, so all human men wilk get fucked raw in the ass, while the cockless human women watches in horror as her husband is stolen from her.
>>50196352thank you for this miracle sanae
>>50194210>import about 20 million fairiesGreat that's gonna be a lot scarecrows and leather accessories I'll be able to make.
Miracles do exist.https://exhentai.org/g/3600566/70f961fcf7/
>>50200775gaaaaayyyyyyyyy
>>501942106 billions fairies...
>>50200775Sanae would pull the rug from under us
F*ck tengu
fastest shota rapist this part of the border
Yokais are actually products your own mind, the kappas ? Your mind, tengus ? Your mind, onis ? Guess what, the large cannibal boar that tried to bite your hand earlier ? You made it up IN YOUR MIND. These things exists due to you somehow believing and fearing them, like they feed off your mind, their entire beings even depends on what you think they are. Have you wondered why more than 80 % of yokai you saw looked like human girls ? This wasn't always the case, they did look like otherworldly beings from hell before, it's just that, there was a small magazine about 240 years ago that for some reason sold like hotcakes all over the village, the magazine had drawn porn depicting yokais as girls. And this also coincide with the first archived yokai sighting in human girl form we have at the village, this magazine warped the minds of the people to make them think of yokais as cute girls, and the yokais changed as such.
>>50204930if this were true, then youkai would actually want to suck my cock instead of wanting to bite my hand off. who's been dedicating all their brainpower towards making all the youkai bitches?
>>50203498More like 150 thousand
>>50204975That's still over 190 thousands too much.
>>50186319Good girl
>>502034986 million...
>>50204930>Yokais are actually products your own mindHot
My beautiful prime minister Sanae...
>>50218536I hope to see some fanart of Sanae wearing one of these.
>>50218536nice sanae cap
>>50186319sanae is sleeping, don't make any loud noise
>>50218536Oh geez, I don't like the vibes of those. Is she a Trump?
>>50228822She's a self-proclaimed Margaret Thatcher fangirl.
>>50231130Fuck everything.
>>50218536Now, if you're going to use a slogan like that, you should at least use the Rising Sun flag instead of the dot one.
>>50231304that has always been the national flag of japan the rising sun with the rays is used for the military and the navy, they never changed that. korea still complains about it
>>50231196Sneed
>>50217904Could she win in Gensokyo?
>>50245536100%
>>50249379Would Kanako set up elections for her?
Still voting Reimu.
>>50252461I don’t agree with Reimu’s hag tax policy.
>>50252461I'm never voting for a yook. HUMAN POWER
I’m gonna vote for Kaguya, I like her laissez-faire approach.
>>50253031kaguya 4 win
>>50186319Imagine if the Japanese emperor was called Sanane instead of Naruhito. The joke would be about Touhou then.
Sanae!
>>50186319Lmao, I made that image with NovelAI and posted it in a /jp/ AI thread. You're welcome
Who's the democratic socialist of Gensokyo?
>>50264951Gensokyo is a pre-industrial society, so no form of marxism could even exist there.
>>50264952Even if Marxism could exist, Chimatan would stamp it into the dirt like the based capitalism goddess she is.
>>50265070Number Go Up
>>50264951gulags 4 all youkais
>>50193326Schizo Gem
Sanae demands taxation in the form of a model kits
>>50277259>model kitswhy?
>>50280788Sanae needs her legion of Zakus
>>50280788To lure in more shotas, young voters and believers.
>>50283678Release the Moriya Files!
>>50283613Particularly to replace her old HGUC Zaku army. The new ones are so much more fun to play with thanks to the extra articulation!
>>50283678I think going after children is bad, Sanae!
>>50287490>>50289054Checking that other dumb thread, you guys made me think that she really does have similarities with Jews.
>>50289509oy vey
>>50289509What thread?
>>50292459Your greatest ally~>>50292819Got deleted.
>>50293813>Got deletedSad! Many such cases.
>>50292459Oy gevalt!
Pics of Sanae in the outside world always have this quiet sadness or sense of longing to them. Part of it is the common fanon idea that she might've been bullied, as well as the fact that her parents seem to be out of the picture, which implies she might actually not have had anyone besides her goddesses, who themselves are slowly fading away. But even if she wasn't literally being bullied, I think she must've felt completely isolated from her peers, unable to form meaningful relationships with people who could never truly understand her. In a sense, even back then, it was like she lived in a different world from everyone else, her reality itself being incompatible with the modern world. I wonder if there were ever times she might've questioned her own sanity, seeing that no one else seemed to perceive the things she saw. I wish I could've met her, back then, even if only in passing, just to offer her some words of comfort or a shoulder to lean on. That might just be my savior complex talking, though.
Don't blame me I voted for Joon, she looked like the most financially sensible candidate.
>>50303389What if Sanae also has a saviour complex? Imagine her reading posts on here and deciding she wants to bring some anons to Gensokyo, to live out their dream and be happy, just like her.
>>50307367That does actually sound like something she might do, funnily enough. Even if the actual content of most posts on here would probably disgust her, I think she could at least empathize with the feeling of being "out of tune" with society and the modern world at large. Her compassion might just get the best of her and push her into doing that kind of thing without really considering the potential consequences, although I think it would come from a genuine desire to help people who might be suffering like she did, rather than something as selfish as a savior complex.
>>50308893There are some nice posts here too, Sanae could use the contents of the posts to know who to bring over. There is also a more selfish aspect to it. Sanae(and most 2hus, for that matter), to us, would be an actual miracle to meet. Sanae would get to feel like a good person, and be treated like the coolest person in the world!
>>50283613Sanae learned nothing from Gundam and will amass the world's largest invasion force of giant robots.
>>50311348She'll drop a colony on the Hakurei shrine
>>50314123She’ll miss and hit the SDM instead. Then the SDM will have blown up, as it must.
>>50309318I could only hope that Sanae would refrain from revealing my post history to my favorite hu, I don't want her to be disgusted with me...
>>50318712giwtwm
>>50318712I don't get it.
Wake up! Your thread is on the last page.
>>50325400>your threadThis isn't a 'nae thread lol
>>50325400>>50325493I get the feeling that we won't get a real Saynay thread until this one croaks.
>>50325493Then who's is it, if not Sanae's?
>>50327585Stealth /jpol/ thread.
>>50327585Does it look like a Sanae thread? Patchouli's on the boobhu thread too and that's not a Patchouli thread.
are her boobies that big canonically?
>>50327808Yes, and they're filled with a miraculous power.
>>50327827what power?
>>50327898miraculous you fucking retard
>>50318712>shortsruined
>>50187487>Democracygensokyo is a THEOCRACY
>>50328039would you let her take you to gensokyo?
>>50328039Does Gensokyo have any actual governing body? There are the sages, of course, but I don't think any of them could actually implement any legislation. >>50329871I'd at least consider it.
>>50327898Milky and wonderful ones to drawn in more shotas.
>>50325503What's stopping you from making an actual one instead of bumping a dead shitpost thread that doesn't have anyone posting in it?
>>50186319TITS
>>50330706giwtwm
>>50333820more like /jpol/
Tanukis should all be flayed and burned alive, those trash rummaging disguised scums scam you with fake money at best or beat you up to death and kidnapp you at worst, somehow fairies are better than these maggots.
>>50333923based
>>50188840>'zurisanaekadashi...
>>50339868imagine the 'dashi
Want some mandarins?
>>50342995Mandarins?
>>50350325I want to bully this fat fuck.
>>50350325That's a new version of this art from last year, looks like she gained even more weight since then
>>50351739This Sanae was considered comically overweight in 2020...
>>50353076but nowadays when you see some random bitch with dumptruck body you gotta say "damn what a sexy babe" instead of derogatory remarks because muh body positivity
>>50350327You'll make her anorexic...
Other than her shrine maiden uniform, what clothes do you think Sanae took with her?
>>50357418Posting the obvious
Hahah sanaefags all died out huh Good shit
>>50357418That's a tough one.I've been thinking about it a little, and I've concluded that a big part of what makes Sanae so hot is her uniform. Relatively loose, baggy clothes with lots of little gaps over a dynamite, first-rate body. Every move she makes and every errant breeze makes it shift around over her body, the gaps revealing bits and pieces of it without every being something as overt as a boob window or whatever. It's really, really enticing.
>>50357596Don't you think she would have still taken some more casual, comfortable clothes with her?
>>50358884Her uniform also looks really comfortable, so.
>>50357471I like schoolgirl Sanae.
>>50364176It's the most obvious one, but it does suit her.
>>50367903wtf
>>50367937Yes, yes.I'm still sad Honehone's stream of Sanae bullying has slowed to barely a trickle. Hell, he barely draws at all anymore, just reposts his old stuff...
has sanae lost her appeal? where is everyone?! did everyone abandon sanae?!seriously, it was never this bad...
>>50367965She doesn't need constant, non-stop threads or attention. It's fine.
>>50367965Most character threads have slowed down recently. Also, threads rely on inertia, so since this thread slowed down early on, it lost the momentum.>it was never this bad...It was way worse in the past.
>>50367965150 posts of this "Sanae thread" are posts that aren't Sanae.out of the 50 that are, 25 are barely related to Sanae or are shitposts.We're all still here, but I refuse to post in this thread out of pure principle. It's like picking up scraps.
>>50367965The hell happened? Over the last like two weeks this board has been completely dead, it wasn't just the Sanae thread. There were just a couple of posts a day at best, and lot of them were from me and other Anons just bumping threads.
Sanae is best girl.
>>50374524the best miko
to be really fair this isn't a sanae thread, rather a /jpol/ shitpost that should have archived
>>50377023sneed
>>50357595Two shrines, one religion.
>>50382061nice pits
>>50386430You're not supposed to stare!
>>50382061Total Sanae Victory
>>50387146That's not Reimu nor Sanae tho.
>>50387180>ackchually
