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>>50188939
Nice.

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>>50188939
give rice lots of rice

Goldship is still the best le honse

i used to dislike real horses before umamusume, but after getting into it and learning so much about them, i am starting to think they are really interesting and even cute

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>>50190547
I used to work with horses a couple years back, and it's striking to see how well they adapted real horse behaviour to the girls, because it's really similar. Bakushin's ears, tail, and demeanour when getting spooked when stared at on the home screen is my favourite example, because it's so fucking real.

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she's ballin

Horse, more like hoss, more like hos.

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>>50190687
Horse, more like hoss. Like you 'n' me, hoss!

How do I get transported to Umamusume's world in the form of a horse girl?

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>>50191367
Die in the line of duty by being kicked to death in real life. That, or, well, you could go out like the guy from Boeing...

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Become an Uma massage therapist and spend all day massaging feet worth billions of ¥

>>50192577
>>50192687
>>50193078
best hors

>>50190547
my twitter is like 70% horses now

>>50190547
i had started getting recommended the posts about urara in her retirement farm because of this game, and i got so attached to her and those videos so much that i actually cried when she died.

what tohou is this

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>>50188939
The first horse I got a perfect clear with. The pressure to make her dream of being #1 come true was so strong... there was no way at all I could've failed her.

>>50198523
The hors one.

>>50198470
i cried for a .. a... a rat...

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>>50188939
Idk why but i find myself genuinely aroused by special week
Specially the anime version pun intended
Anyway daughter

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golshi

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>>50190656
I can't fucking believe it.

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>>50199582
daiwa stole my career virginity BUT vodka popped my URA finale cherry, what does that make me?

>>50188939
I feel like I'm the only one who oshis Spe

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1 star guts spark again bros... Why...

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>>50188939
"Aging Middle-Age Woman Slowly Realizing She's Not 'with it' Anymore" is my favorite genre of girl. Like, she'd answer all of the questions in an 80's trivia game perfectly, and have a lot of fun playing with you, but just don't tell her the game is based on "nostalgia" and "retro trends". She's not out of touch, we're out of time...

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>>50206652
No matter what you believe to be a proper timeline for Uma, Maruzensky has been at Tracen for decades. Poor girl.

All run, no brain

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The Kafe.

>>50216126
Pube queen.

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>>50219204
Hadn't thought of that before, but it makes sense. Now I'm curious if any more of them fit the bill, maybe in the waki department as well. I'm thinking Tachyon might, right? I don't think it's a shrubbery down there, but she probably doesn't care if it grows out a bit.

>>50219231
tachyon cuts her own hair and wears clothes that dont fit her that she bought online. her pubic hair maintenance is at best her taking lab scissors to it over the toilet once a month

>>50206652
>must be older than 18 to drive but is younger than 20 since she can't drink alcohol
she's 18-19 years old

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>>50188939
You know, playing the claw machine with Super Creek made me feel some kind of warmth I hadn't felt in years. There's so much whimsy and soul in it... it's such a simple moment, but I try my heart out to get her as many plushes as I can, knowing how happy they make her. She deserves them, and so much more. I should go to therapy...

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Just being around her heals some neglected part of my inner child that's been alone and scared for years. I want to be coddled in the loving safety of her arms and forget about the cold world outside. I want her to tell me it's all going to turn out alright, and that we'll get through everything together. That we'll always have one another, and that she'll never leave. That she'll always be there for me.

I forgot to attach the claw game theme, so here.
https://youtu.be/3Z-YWnPpgl4?si=N3K62sc7wgnWxtdd

wife nature

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>>50222620
Being Creek's goo goo baby...

I can't believe this game came out like some months ago and already has a good chunk of art in Danbooru. And is not even mostly nsfw.

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>>50237412
>And is not even mostly nsfw
That's what happens when you make both a great game and write great characters for it. I tried Blue Archive recently, and it feels lifeless in comparison. So much buzz, but it's just tits 'n' ass / cute 'n' funny.

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>>50229189
Still thinking about it...

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>>50250813
Genuinely think I'm too retarded to get anywhere in my life on my own, I need to become Creek's goo goo baby if I want to survive in this world.

>>50254962
>I think I’m too dumb to get anywhere in life on my own, I need to become a spoiled baby
That line really opened my eyes; suddenly everything made sense

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>>50255050
I should've gone to therapy instead of lobotomizing myself to cope with life, but here we are. Goo goo...

>>50255157
Man, I wish I could go to the world of Uma Musume

>>50255243
great tip

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>>50255309
yeah

>>50237412
>this game came out like some months ago
hownew.ru

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I want to bury my head in Tokai Teio’s arms, she’s always happy and cheerful, even in difficult moments, and that makes me want to be someone better and more joyful. Teio is my life, my sweet flower who makes me forget the cold world outside and feel the sweet warmth of her embrace

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>>50256953
Healthy honse fantasy.

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Maruzen makes me wish I'd been more into cars and street racing when I was a kid so I could talk about her interests with her. [Formula R] is probably my favorite outfits, but I feel like a bit of a faker when I cheer her on in it, because really, I don't have a clue what she's going on about.

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>>50261750
I don't really even like driving, and I'm terrified of ending up in a car accident. Maybe she could change that?

>>50259009
My pubic hair queen...

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I was permabanned from pixiv for posting futa Agnes Tachyon... Horses are truly just too powerful.

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>>50254962
Literally me.

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>>50262170
Like father, like son

>>50263272
literally us

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>>50188939

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>>50188939
The REAL God Emperor!

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>>50268496
and your adorable daughter

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>>50188939
New scenario, what do we think? I had a good time, just a bit sad I couldn't retry the final race. I wonder how it'll do after the balance changes come in on the 11th?

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https://files.catbox.moe/16i04i.mp4

>>50268614
>what do we think?
Human females are superior. Sex with the new director!

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What are you?

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>>50250813
>>50254962
>>50255050
Update: thinking so much about being Creek's baby, and how pathetically dependent I am on my parents, caused me to have a mental break on Tuesday. I haven't been able to get out of bed the whole week, much less leave the house for school, and my flashbacks and paranoia have been worse than ever. I nearly passed out on the floor today thinking I was having a heart attack, and I haven't slept for 22 hours. I start therapy / counselling on Monday. Thank you Super Creek. Tonight I played goo goo babies with my life on the line.

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>>50277211

What character other than Gold Ship would cause the most chaos if they gained access to the speed force?

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>>50271260
Holy! Shit! It's!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxCSQ0j-SFM

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Another day, another 6.85gb sacrificed to the cute horse game.

>>50263278
DaiSca is a mare tho...

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Lifting this thread like I'm lifting this Cafe.

>>50263278
>>50271260
These are cows.

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I cried. And not just a little bit either.