...Where did everyone go?
have you guys seen my friend...? he hasn't... i mean, i haven't seen her in a while. i don't know where she is.
the futa drought is unbearable
http://dec.2chan.net/55/res/17995347.htm
There's a thread right now but I bet you can't find it.
Why is it a Reimu thread? Did you not learn your lesson?
I've just seen a face,I can't forget the time or place where we just met.She's just the girl for meAnd I want all the world to see we've met.Mm mm mm mm mm.Had it been another dayI might have looked the other wayAnd I'd have never been aware,But as it is I'll dream of her tonight,Da da da da da da.Falling, yes I am falling,And she keeps calling me back again.
>>50204515Because it isn't.There's another one.And its about colors.
>>50204374What's a matta, Kyoukodiapy schizo? Need to get something off-a your chest?
Heeey jphu! Remember that kife id as extreme aas you wanna make it!!! God bless!
>>50204252Everyone is not Touhou
>>50204661I thought it was a massive boob but it's just Chimata's sackHave fun
>>50204252Everyone is resting at the 'home
Was Nareko the only nuhu that stuck around in the end?
>>50204782Yuiman is betterJust less suited to shitposting
>Nemuno 3Also being a brainwashed slave by the moonies is something that just begs being shitpostedPeople just don't care
the main issue that they're all ugly
Gensokyo is doing so badly most new girls can't afford shoes and wear fucking rags
>>50204898There is youkai genocide happening in Gensokyo right now!
>>50204888don't talk about your family like that
>>50204912distressing post
Which one are (You)?
>>50204918finally, a post with all of meira's balls
where is no one?
>>50204951here's a gift
>>50204912I love fishe
This place is only active during burger work hours
>>50205148Literally wrong.
Wait I read that wrong please disregard and have this Shizuka as apology.
having se
so sorry to hear
Havvin' se'hu inna din en gitten well bevvied
Holy shit, a UFO
body counts?
>Youkai can be killed by lies nowlmfao don't give Gensokyo access to the internet
>>5020544050you can fuck for free on dating apps there are random barely sentient women just waiting for dick there
>>50205441Yuuka must have the yōkai equivalent of a nuke then
>>50204661wtf are touhous real?
>>50205540yes>>50204661I forgot to say it last time but you look so, so, so much better without any dumb make-up
>>50205546Kill yourself
>>50204661You'd probably be really easy to have sex with lol
>>50205546Aren't you supposed to wear makeup for a cosplay? Otherwise you look off.
>>50205557Most gay men are
>>50205560Depends on the character i guess. Some of it is fine but i hate the flamboyant type of make-up that just make your face look worse like those fake black tears in that one Parsee pic of him.>>50205564I remember he said he's not gay.
>>50205568>make your face>yourNot me. My posts are written without alcohol.
>>50205568Men can only be mokou, nightbug, pants Yuuka and mike. Anyone else and you're gay, proven fact.
>>50205546How do you know he doesn't have dumb makeup on? His face isn't shown... Unless...
>>50205605>How do you know he doesn't have dumb makeup on?He posted a selfie of him in that Chimata cosplay a couple of threads back and i was referring to it.
Tsundereanon is so critical about /jp/hus in makeup...
>>50205614she's not even tsundere anymore
>>50205568URGGGGHH SEX WITH EIKIIIIIII
>>50205637and Komachin!
>>50205647whoresmy whores
stop stalking cosplayers
>>50205625Character growth!
Yandereanon STOP!!!
We should talk about Eiki.
>>50205647Shiggy's tiny body...
>>50205557Don't say that about our cosplayanons...
>>50205647Noooo Eiki would NEVER forgive me if I cheated on her with her coworker
You can't even cheat on your plushie.
bu we were doing so good... WE WERE DOING SO GOOD
You can't even cheat on your right hand.
>>50205756You cheat on your plushie with a silicone sex doll of your waifu
>>50205672I agree we should.How many thrusts do you think she can take before she reaches her limit?
>>502058021 on her first time but i can train her to handle more.
The supreme judge of hell should NOT be allowed to wear such a tiny skirt...
UUUUUUURRRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
>>50205830You're right she should take it off!
Eiki is in full mode chastity.
why are diapers white anyways? they would look so much cooler if they made black diapers just sayin'
>>50205955Just for you mari-baby ;^bhttps://privatina-shop.com/collections/diaper-panties
>>50205886I'm going to FUCK the prudeness out of Eiki
>>50205609But wasn't his face covered in makeup in that pic?
https://vocaroo.com/16Z6oWRxxpqh
>>50206048If it was, it was more subtle.capt ha: AYAPX
>>50206057What is wrong with your cat?
>>50206057https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gRfv1OQL18g
Tsunanon how do I get good at makeup?
>>50206089not him but ever since I started cosplaying Nareko I found the motivation to finally learn a bit of make up because just painting blue triangles on my face felt a bit lazy. And with pretty much anything it comes down to practice, although someone told me to picture my face as a canvas and my hand as a pallette and it did help to simplify the process. Before actually applying make up seriously at a con I practiced like 4 to 5 times to get everything right and when the day came I was apply to get ready in less than 10 minutes.
>>50206057https://voca.ro/11yGTK8sOZVp
>>50206154https://youtube.com/watch?v=7eV-mz85QNw
>>50206089implying tsunanon knows how to do makeup lol
>>50206127alfeizar, you owe me sex
who?
>>50206264Rumia
>>50206280Cumfess your sins
>>50206361I....don't care about 2hu from UDoALG
>>50206378enoko, bear trap this man's dick off
>>50206378son biten, slap this man's testicles with your pole
Wake the fuck up Chiyari it's 3 PM
>>50204490
>>50206555Fusu?
make a new thread on /v/ or bump the old thread on /trash/
>>50206627No, those are both old artworks. I probably won't ever do fusus since those require sex scenes and I live with my parents. At most I can occasionally do one titty when circumstances *strongly* justify it.
>>50206704I was talking about Merth
>>>/trash/78762682why is juan like this?
>>50206704Can you redraw this
Look who just became cool as fuck
>>50206805so cool
>>50206728I didn't say that and I'm too much of a pussy to risk bans in blue boards. i don't cosplay either.
Who the FUCK cums while dressing?
>>50206805where do you find the raws?
>>50206875correct me if Im wrong, but havent you posted links to your tributes on blue boards as well? I find a bit funny the irony here.
eat eat eat eat the best so you can grow
>>50207040Laugh and grow fat!
>>50206948Catbox links always get the pass and a bunch of drawfags use them when posting NSFW art. I'd say there's a difference between linking porn and posting porn while encouraging anons to jork it with porn lingo
But it was being such a nice thread...
make a /v/ thread
>>50205546I disagree, if anything he needs more make-up but also learn how to use if effectively, like how Chinese cosplayers do.
>>50207301Bitch you can't look down on anyone, you're like 4.5ft tall
>>50207285In my experience, I have never been banned or gotten posts deleted due to sexting. I think it's because I dont use porn as a crutch to get anons horny with my posts. But still my point stands, I dont want to force those encounters in here because sexting is not any better than shitposting.
>>50207312It just got prunned... We were talking about Call of Duty...
>>50207345Amerishart propaganda Not videogames
jp/hu RESPECTS the USA empire. Get out.
>>50207383https://voca.ro/16RGaDwywkDo
>>50206555Still very cute thanks for going along
I need sexting right now.
I need to beKneeDeepInPoon
Cagney "disappointed" as Trump
I didn't even get a chance to post in the Yuuka gyate thread............
i have a newhu fetish. i cum hardest to the 2hus that are newest.
thats not a fetish
yes it is
I am going to beat the horniness out of you.
I did it /jp/huI got my first Ex1cci still haven't unlocked Phantasm
>>50207928Congratulations anonwhich game
>I did it guys i beat flandare!>congrats anon, which game?
>>50207942pcb!>>50207958in all fairness, I left some ambiguity in my post
>>50207958all according to keikaku>>50207983Gappy is more of the same so good luck anon-kun
>>50207958in 17.5 of course!
>>50208049Good Un Owen Arrange https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGukmISfmygStill remenber when she was first revealed, crazy times
>>50207928>>50207942Isn't pcb the only game with a "phantasm" stage?
>>50207958Oh.>>50207983No you didn't. It was very clear.
>>50208104>he doesn't know about 20's phantasm with Mima
Who the FUCK calls Yukari "Gappy"?
Post something everybody says then
oh my meira
Nobody says that
Choose the next game for me to make a /v/hu thread about
>>50208137pcb!>>50208109I see what you did there
>>50208137Battletoads
>>50208137
>>50208209/v/hu? you mean paintanon's request threads?
>>50208211*Fwoomp*
HEY
Go to bed
Bedtime starts at 2PM
I said nothing about sleeping.
>>50208161thy wish is thus granted
>>50208283is it the Sakuya threadI can tell it won''t last long
*casts alicification spell on unsuspecting anon*
/jp/hu feels...different tonight
>>50208353Post the animated one with the realistic eyes
Post the animated one with the realistic eyes
>>50208361>>50208368i don't have it
>>50208368What is the significance of the toe rings?It's in like 80% of footfag art
>>50208376If I had to take a wild guess it would be because it accentuates the feet similar to how stockings accentuate tightsBut I'm not a footfag so
>>>/v/724197686huh so this was the one
need help to cum..
>>50208514
stop...
>>50208514so what, do you want me to help you or something?
>>50208514Hey
>>50207928Congrats Anon, very nice, I'm very happy for you!
Shotadevil
Look Below
>>50208524aya please have sex with meplease
Would ayaperv give you a handjob?
>>50209325No
Wakey wakey.
>>50209981It's noon.
Touhouhou an a bucket of cumG4yj0
https://x.com/LookingGlassJAB/status/1982401993022046493103 won!?!
>>50210365the 103creature is real...
what about 104?
>>50210365I'm not making a twitter Go fuck yourself moosk
Do you think Saki goes yeehaw and says pardner?
>>50210392sexing with her rn
>>50210402i think she speaks like a rude texan ladyreally in your face about her machoness too because she has to make up for being a womanlet
>>50210440Is she a pony
I had a dream where Merth told me Kermit was his favorite muppet and I woke up covered in sweat
>>50210627You get those kermit and merth dreams too? I thought I was the only one
>>50210553"koma" means small horse and can also be used for poniesshe's just very small
... I miss the Kermit and Merth posts
HEY MERTHTHE GORILLA IS STEALING PARSEECOSPLAYER >>50210365 DO SOMETHING
sorry yatsuchuddie but this is real life, the gorilla gets the cosplayer
I miss meth too
I miss being happy.
>>50206704If I found my adult son drawing dumb shit like this I would beat him unironically. If I loved him too much to beat him I would take away his computer and make that dumb asshole read some books or something.
>>50210994Bad parenting. 2hu drawfag son means you are doing something right and he is succeeding in his life.
>>50210994See that's why you're not a dad
>>50211012The bar for the term drawfag is so low, some retard scribbling garbage with crayons is not a drawfag. It's just a retard scribbling with crayons.
I realized that my birthday is soon. I guess I'll pick up some alcohol for it.
>>50211042When's your birthday Anon?
>>50211042I bought some 2 dollar wine I'm sure is just paint thinner and grape juice
>>50211040Shouldn't you offer more support to your son's hobbies, dad-san? Drawing is hard. I'm sure he'll get the hang of it with time.
>>50210994idk if this is bait but sadly this sounds like something somebody would genuinely say. i can never be open about my hobbies to my dad because i just know he would go on a moralfag rant about the things i like are bad
Anyone can draw
>>50211049Soon. I didn't wanna drink for a while, but I don't wanna spend it completely miserable either.
>>50211124Let's be honest here, that guy is wasting his time. He has no innate talent or ability, and will never improve, ever. If I'm some evil big bad guy for saying the truth then so be it. I actually will care about my future son and don't want him to languish away his life on something stupid that will only be a waste of his time. Even a gay hobby like sewing would be much preferable, at least then he could make useful things with his time like socks, oven mitts or outfits for his stupid girly fumo dolls instead of shitting out crayon scribblings that look worse than a gradeschoolers art. I don't know your dad but his moralfag rants likely come from a place of love and caring about you, and not wanting you to waste your life and the life he worked hard to let you have. Better a rant than somebody that doesn't even give a fuck about you at all.
I think we ran out of topics
>>50211174Also for >>50211147, forgot to add your post to the reply
I was drawing marisa with crayons today and my dad came in called me a faggot and started beating me with his shoe
>>50211174STOP BULLYING SHOTANON
>>50211166Well if you are not willing to share the exact date then let me do this today:Happy Birthday Anon and I wish you great health and happiness for another year of your life.
>>50211174>my future sonlol, lmao
>>50211192I hope I can simply make it another year.
>>50211208You can, we're all gonna make it
Let's say you're walking down the street and see a guy playing EoSD on his laptop. wwyd?
>>50211174This is a good way to make sure your son never shares anything he's doing with you. He likes drawing, and it makes him happier. Nothing else matters...
>>50211222i'm not exactly sure. i'd maybe say "meira balls" but i'm not sure i could start of full conversation
>>50211222I'd ask him if I can play the ExI've been meaning to ace that one!
>>50211188Deserved.
>>50211218Have a good one.
>>50211222I'd watch for a bit from far away, but without him seeing me. Then while he's distracted with dodging, leave a small Yukari keychain next to him then leave without being detected.
>>50211258
We all die sometime
Can someone photoshop this to make it look like marisa? Thanks in advance
>>50211313That's already Meiling
>>50211313Just inpaint it
>>50211301I yearn for death
I have come here just to say you're ugly. That is all
If I'm ugly then why did you give me a handjob last week?
pick a game for a thread
>>50211521mario kart
We live in a Civilization of Magic
NYOO NYOO NYOOO NYOOOOO NOT THE FART CUBE ANYTHING BUT THAT
Has 4chen been slow for you NONNIES or is it just me?
>>50211634Everyone is in the kululu
>>50211647I meant slow in terms of images taking a while to load.
>>50211634It's nuennies for you
Ask a question or something.
>>50211688Do you jerk off in cosplay?
>>50211688which 2hu wuld u buttfuk?
>>50211691I don't know how to keep clothes clean so I wouldn't get a cosplay.Seeing the people here doing it turns me off it also since none of them that I've seen have been cute. Probably once before I die, though. For fun.>>50211695I guess Aya.
>>50211522thy wish is granted
>>50211691If i had cosplays i would.>>50211695eanaS
>>50211688Why are you ugly, smelly and stupid?
>>50211742only one of those is true.
Aunn on the verge of death from overwork
>>50211763take a bath then
>>50211870Tell Reimu to stop fucking her dog
>>50211929Futa Reimu fucking her stone dog right in her dog pussy (cookie)
>>>/v/724250973
It's over, we're cooked, we're doomed, we're screwed, we're at our wits' end, we've reached the boiling point, we're hanging from a thread, we're skating on thin ice, we've come full circle, we've crossed the finish line, we're not gonna make it, we're out of juice, it's the end of the line, the curtain call, the epilogue, the light at the end of the tunnel except there's no light and it's just another tunnel.
Shut the fuck up Eiki plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant
>>50212188Impregnation is not otaku culture.
>>50212195Yes it is
http://dec.2chan.net/85/futaba.php?mode=cat
>>50212193what is he posting
kon kon~
What does that mean...
hong hong
Might buy a cosplay for someone loved
>>50212471Cirno?
Make a new /thrash/ thread, please. I need more gay erotica.
>>50212646Find a homeless man
>>50212659Be my homeless man.
>>50212659be my little babybaby my darling
>>50212646BBCaddict........
>>50212753we are talking about fucking each other while cosplaying 2hus, nothing about negros doe
>>50212776i wuld fuk u
Eiki autosaged the mario kart thread...
>>50204693Why do they look like a uninflated balloons?
>>50212834she prefers CTR
we keep losing
the loser contest
It's over
now the house fell
>>50212835Lack of little boy semen
>>50212915>>50212919https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtHOdKIDM9Y
we should talk about MoF
i do not like playing mof
you will capitalize the M and F mister
>Moe Fuckers
Another thread tomorrow. Don't worry.
mofuckers
We should talk about UM and not mOf
>>50213194I want to see more momoyo
>>50213194diggy diggy hole
Where are her pants?
Where are her panties?
Ayapoovert Will Glue Your Butthole ShutAyapoovert Will Glue Your Butthole ShutAyapoovert Will Glue Your Butthole ShutSo you have to poop of of your peeeeenisPooping out of your peeeeenisIt hurts really bad...Pooping out of your peeeeenisIt makes Ayapervert so glad
>>50213473sometimes fat and proteins can accumulate in the bladder and make your urine cloudy. It's kind of pooping from your dick.
>>50213493Huh. That happens to me sometimes. Hope its harmless.
>>50213499it happens to me, but I was diagnosed with kidney cancer earlier this year so....
feminine cock
Masculine pussy
Happy Halloween
>>50213624BOING BOING BOING!
>>50213511>but I was diagnosed with kidney cancer earlier this year so....That fucking sucks if true. How much time they gave you?
Ayaperv is the sissiest Russian>>50213511What resource pack is that?
>>50213693if the tumors come back by my next scan about 3-4 years if it's not aggressive
>>50213689Cover your tits you dumb broad. Why are Ta*ists like this
>>50213698I don't remember.there's a yukkuri skin in one of these packs I can't see a replacer in my regular packshttps://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/touhou-little-maid
>>50213702Who is your favorite Touhou?
The Yuuka
>>50213702Ganbare anon-kun
>>50213511I'm sorry to hear that anon and whether you believe or not you can't stop me for praying for you. What's your fave touhou character? I've got a lot of love for Yuuka and any and all yukkuris
>>50213987You're making his cancer worse with what you're posting, faggot.
xddd
Should've posted a Yuuka, frog boy
>>50214087No human being would ever say that to me.I'm really boring
she isn't human.she is a plant.so there is hope...
yes!
bwoo...
>>50214216What happened to your eyes?huffing crystal gas again?
i have no power and i must bomb
I've noticed a significant decrease in low quality posts this weekend. What changed and why does it almost feel like old times again?
>>50214481Kukulu
>>50214481merth stopped posting
>>50214481I started posting
>>50214481the shitposters lost their CS 401ks and jumped off a bridge/had to get a real job
i considered the following
>>50214481my ENEMIES stopped postingmy HEROES began posting
>>50214615why did she put pasta sauce in her eyes?
>>50214481I've been to busy playing videogames
I miss Yatsujudas
>>50214481I made various threads on /v/ during the weekend. Maybe people enjoyed them enough to stop making horrendously low quality posts I guess?The quality of posts there was also significantly higher. Well... "significantly higher" for touhou thread standards.Also the amount of namefagging went down significantly, which is good.
>>50214481what are you talking about idiot its the same
>>50214481I'm writing a book on the emancipation of Man through destructive behavior, and what the reality of it being a desireable conclusion means for the individual and the society surrounding him.
>>50214804>writing a bookdesirable*
>>50214481I made duringMaybe enjoyed enough tohorrendously low qualityThe quality of"significantly higher"the amount ofwent down
>>50214804catcher in the rye?
Ok
made you look lol fgt *dabs*
Why are you like this
>>50214903*Dumps termites on Marisa*
>>50214481Can't shitpost if you're having sex
*steals your precious thing*
>>50214998Noooo not my virginity haha
Are Stinktori and Koidiot the last 2hus that became truly popular? Feels like they both get a lot of art even as we speak.
>>50215006Scarlet sisters but for zoomers
>>50215012SA is 17 years old
>>50215019Yes. That makes them the Scarlet sisters but for zoomers.
>>50215019wild how people born in 2008 are gonna be legally old enough to post on 4chan next year
>>50215012I enjoy all of the sisterhus and I'm in my 40's
>>50215085Even Yocchan and Tocchan?
Which sisters do you want to have a threesome with the most?
i am zoomiest touhoomer
>>50215087Everyone loves Tocchan ITT
I am now out of wine and too drunk to driveFugg
It's up.
>>50215245Why is she swimming in cum?
>>50215450that's kanako's futa cum pool
That one went bad
...So how did you discover too hoo?
>>50216095I masturbated to it in 2004
>>50216095I saw the Rensenware video around when it came out.
>>50216095Uuuuuh... I think my first exposure was some MUGEN game that had IaMP Marisa and Remi and couple of stages/tracks from it in it, but at that time encountering some unknown mugen character was normal for me... Some time later stumbled upon some music remixes on youtube but still didn't really knew anything, that was just cool japanese music to me... Now and then I stumbled upon the characters and music in various places on the internet and eventually was curios enough to start searching what kind of animu is this.Finding out that they are all from some generic-looking shumps was a bit shocking considering how big the franchise felt like so decided to check out EoSD out of curiosity to see what all the fuss is all about....aaaaand decade and a half later I'm still here.
There's still some room left
>>50216095I played that fantasy maiden fan game then I considered the characters cute and THEN I discovered where they're from
>>502160952huzoomer here. Some years ago, I found Mystia's theme, it was linked in a description of a random roblox video as the song used. The thing is, it wasn't even used in the video, but I really liked the song and started searching about touhou after that.
>>50216095YTP meme videos
BEHOLD THE POWER OF BUDDHISM
Kanpai.
>>50215006me on the right
>>50215006World peace is achieved if everyone dresses up like that (everyone from /v/hu that is)
>>50216168Post it uncensored you pussy, your /jp/hu friends would never betray you
Feeling like betraying someone today. Anyone have any ideas on who, though?
>>50216480Me! Me! Betray me!
>>50216480Post your favorite fast food joint and I might take you there.
I sure do hope nobody traps and betrays me todaythat would make me incredibly helpless and frustrated
Look, there's an trap-free time chamber right over there. Just step right on in. I won't betray you! Promise.
Let's talk.
>>50216546Ok, do you agree that SA's only good shot is ReimuA and all the others are gimmicky slop?
>>50216551https://voca.ro/15YaTiNYPz0D
>>50216551ReimuC mogs HARDI'm a bombspammer
>>50216556And which game do you think has the most balanced shots? In terms of all of them being viable.
can we talk about len'en now
No one wants to talk about your garbage fangame
>>50216579https://voca.ro/1mmKR8TvjOdv
>>50216584Stole the designs of Sans and Chara
>>50216584i need to check out that game one day. maybe when my danmaku fatigue is over.
>>50216559didnt beat the game
>>50215006It's not they were the last 2hus that became truly popular, it's that SA was the last cast people cared about as a whole>>50215012Scarlet sisters are Scarlet sisters for zoomers
hello e why is this place so dead bwtf talk ablut something
>>50216977DO YOU SUCK DICK?
>>50217024Do you?
>>50217024jno no but ehhhhhhhhhhhh i u guess ive done questionable things
YOU WILL NOT BE HELPLESSYOU WILL NOT BE FRUSTRATED
Screw you you can't force me to be happy!
