I'm playing Touhou 12
>>50219644What a coincidence me too
Thoughts on the Plants vs Zombies franchise?
4 and 5 stage make me wanna die (Marisa B btw)
>>50219677I can tell all the games past 1 are slop one way or the other but I've been curious about the first one for a while. Is it good?
>>50219709yep, give it a shot if you can
I'm playing with my balls
>>50219740Funny you say that because i was about to check out 14.5. I need more Sumireko pics, i only have 2
I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH...
thoughts on thishttps://files.catbox.moe/5s6901.png
>>50219750
I'm playing 2hu 17.5but my crap patcher don't work.
>>50219750I want...titanium DIAPER!
>>50219750BRING BACK MIMAAAAAAAA
>>50219750I wish for
>>50219727I look like one of them
>>50219791proof?
>>50219772>>50219779The maritoilet dilemma
>>50219779I want my mom back too
>>50219824Whore
>>50219840Rood!
>>50219750One /v/ thread please.>>50219824Why is Alice shaking her ass in a rather compromising position?
>>50220069you're going to pay ten bux to join a dead forum?
>>50220069Saki is hawt>>50220094Compared to some other forums SA isn't THAT dead
>>50219644Pssh I have the physical copy jewel case
>>50220369cum on it with timestamp
>>50220614Thanks Alice, very cool!
>>50220633???????This picture sucks and is gay as fuck.Listen up you cuck, the Mad Hatter is most like Koichuck
Mr. Owl is hungry.
>>50220671PCB castWhy do you think Whoresen isn't the rabbit dummie
>>50220698Was this drawn intentionally ugly?
>>50220692Mr. Owl needed a hat
Hello.
>>50220726Hi.
>>50220732How goes it?
>>50220709Was your mom intentionally a prostitute?
>>50220746It could be going worse, I suppose. You?
>>50220772Waiting for it to get late enough to drink.
Mr Owl, spill his drink.
I wish I was futa Reimu
>>50220753is that a nose?
mr owl, how many licks does it take to get to the meira roll center of a meira pop?
>>50220979I prefer bellies
Seija is ___. She makes me feel _____
Seija is Say. She makes me feel Ja
>>50221006fatslim
Sayhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jah
>>50220999>nigger hand
103 OUT OF NOWHERE
I hope you wake up and there's a kitty cat sitting on your lap to take a kitty nap.(pretend this is really offensive)
>>50221049You are an EVIL person.
How come i never get bullied because of my race?
>>50221038you must be a vampire>>50221043Can you don't
HA HA 103 GORILLA SO FUNNY!!!!!CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ITS RUINED 103'S LIFE OR ANYTHINGCUZ ITS NOT LIKE 103 HAS SUFFERED, AND STILL SUFFERS EVERY SINGLE DAY OF HIS LIFECUZ ITS NOT LIKE GORILLAS ARE BEING HUNTED TO EXTINCTION EVERYDAYCUZ ITS NOT LIKE 103 HAS BEEN GIVING THEIR ALL TO DELIVER GOOD DRAW REQUESTS DAYCUZ ITS NOT LIKE HE HAS THE YATSUKNEELERS AND THE MARISISSIES AND TEWIWHALE AND /jp/HU ALL WORKING AGAINST HIM103 GORILLA 103 GORILLA 103 GORILLA XD XD
Noses can be attractive.
>>50221037Wtf I'm a semite now?
>>50219709Hum....boob holder sack shirt...
I'm going to fuck the bee
>>50220614I need Alice to skin me alive to graft it on her dolls
Well, 103's a nigger, he's a big fat niggerHe's the biggest nigger in the whole wide worldHe's a stupid nigger if there ever was a niggerHe's a nigger to all the boys and girlsOn Monday he's a nigger, on Tuesday he's a niggerAnd Wednesday through Saturday he's a niggerThen on Sunday, just to be differentHe's a super king kamehameha nigger!
>>50219677The first is good. love the endless modes and mini games. i wish the first PvZ just got DLC that added more levels and game modes rather than a sequel.
>>50221077you're unfunny
>>50221063no one says this
>>50221060>103gger is going extinct
a new build of the Touhou Community Reliant Automatic Patcher is being downloaded, please wait.
>>50221083The world is better off... without noses.This is good... isn't it?
"restarts computer"
Have you ever met my friend 103gger?He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide worldHe's a mean old nigger and he has stupid black skinHe's a nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, niggerNigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, niggerHe's a stupid nigger103's a nigger, and he just a dirty niggerTalk to /v/hus around the worldIt might go a little bit somethin' like thisHave you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?He's the biggest nigger in the whole wide worldHe's a mean old nigger and he has stupid black skinHe's a nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, niggerNigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, niggerHe's a stupid nigger103's a bitch, and he's just a dirty niggerI really mean it 103ggerHe's a big fat, freeakin' niggerMean old fat fuckin' nigger, oneohthreeeeeeeeeee yeah-cha
What am i in for?
>>50221113>floatanboring slog
>>50221096I cry ever tim
>>50221105you're funny
>>50220726The doctor of sex...
>tutorial out of NOWHEREBwuh?! BWUH?!
I shouldn't feel things for niggers but.........
>>50221162Yeah Reimu's story mode is tutorial.Easiest Lunatic 1cc of the entire franchise
>>50221162shove her broom up your butt!
>>50221175Yuuka....
>>50221175shotabrahmin…
>>50221177...Yippie?
>>50221175Meira........
>second vengeful spiritMimabros...
The previous thread really did manage to go its entirety without talking about namefags, diapers or niggers.I wonder what happened
(You) started posting
>>50221275merth came back
>>50221275You didn't read the thread
Let's talk about something.
>>50221274Mama is never coming backT_T
Like Meira's RICH and DEEP lore
>>50221301I'm going to eye fuck that skeleton zam zam
>>50221301Sese looks weird today
YES FINALLY!After months of grinding, i finally got a lunatic 1cc! I was so nervous when Kasen's dragon hit me once and, when her urban legend grazed me, i thought i was gonna pukefrom the nerves but i managed to pull through. Thanks for your support, /jp/hu!Replay: https://files.catbox.moe/yoqjcd.rep
>>50221325that's cute Juan
>>50221325Kek, congrats Anon.While Reimu tutorial is a bit of a meme none of the floatans lunatics are that hard so consider trying them all out.
>>50221325Good Jorb
>>50221325A superplayer in the making
>>50221304Sure.Do you think Akyuu is cute?I do.
>>50221359She's a Yakumo lap dog like Reimu is, but cute.
>>50221340I had an extremely easy time with the HM loonies so I'm sure i can pull off something similar here.
>>50221370what's wrong eiki?
>>50221371Unzan!............and the blue chick stuck to him
lol, fat
I'm very interested in what you're doing in worthless button mashers. Keep me updated!
>>50221371Oh so it IS you.Yeah HM is legendarily easy by comparison to all other games, ULiL is a bit harder to cheese but you should be fine.Glad to see you getting back to the grind, good luck!
Going to Japan soon. What fumos should I get from there?
>>50221294Obsessed
Hmm.. I wanna pretend I have interest in Touhou, but I don't actually wanna play it..*sees the fighting games*Perfect!
>>50221398it's true >>50219279
i love seeing you cry about being bad at fightans turkroach chan
>>50221426it's just not touhou sorry
s-stop fighting!!
>>50221436Cute Yuki!
>>50221436Cute Lunasa!
>>50221438yuki is cool, not cute!
tell me a 2hu that you wish there was more NSFW of. i'll take the first reply
Yuki is Fire
>>50221463Yuki
Hmm.. I wanna pretend I like Touhou, but I have to be SPECIAL about it!*sees PC-98*Perfect!
Just got done fighting Sumireko for the first time. I thought her theme and the city background were really cool and i didn't know the inside of her cape moved like Chowder clothes. Hope the other stories are just as short and have fun gimmicks like the Koifight. Why is she not speaking like a zoomer though?>>50221390Thanks! I wanna take care of the remaining fightans and 17.5.
hey turkroach chanpost your pussy
>>50221434Your retarded blogposting isn't Touhou, bet you are one of those secondary brappers that only cares about early windows trash
Hmm.. I wanna pretend I like Touhou, but I have to be SPECIAL about it!*sees unsucked cock*Perfect!
fight fight fight
>>50221476Cope.I like the newer games as well, I have done more in FW than you have.
>>50221472>Why is she not speaking like a zoomer though?because it's a meme you dingdong
>>50221494>because it's a meme#doggo#InPlainSightlol#About2KillEm#LotsaRed
>>50221494Now make porn of Yuki. A fusu even.
>>50221486we might not be as god as you at danmaku but it doesn't mean we don't like touhou... happy birthday btw
>>50221486Is not only your virtual achievements that make you a primary, it's your behaviour and how engage with the series too, and you are prime example of that dichotomy.Not like that matters since in your case, being a subhuman tukish tranny roach already filters you to hell and back.
>>50221500>Pound doggo>Pound InPlainSightlol>Pound About2KillEm>Pound LotsaRedWhat did she mean by this?
I WANT TO GET TRAPPED IN PATCHY'S FART BUBBLE TOO SAKUYAAAAAAAA
>>50221515https://voca.ro/1lh4cdJw0Ser
>>50221522Oops I forgot to post my blog in my blog thread!>>50190401Sorry I forgot to take my HRT and my AGP is acting up.......
merth ban all of turkey
>>50221515>Y-YEAH YOU'VE PLAYED THE GAMES M-MORE THAN ME... BUT UHM... YOU'RE NOT POSTING MEMES AND INTERACTING WITH LE COMMUNITY YOU SECONDARY ROACH!!!lol
Im sorry I didn't mean to say that in the vacroo please ignore it
@mimi nuke turkey
>>50221531anons try to address the point instead of unrelated ad hominem challenge... i mean you are not obligated to respond to anyone but this means nothing either
>>50221370Eiki-sama once she sees all the posts I made commenting on her erotic body
nigger
>>50221535>Posts offtopic images
*gorilla noises*
>>50221362How dare you say that about the Kyuun>>50221378How dare you say that about the Kyuun>>50221392The Kyuun
>>50221550some people just can't help but play themselves even when trying as hard as xer
"rap music starts playing"
>>50221550oh wow u got me thereyou're really high quality with those samples you download off page 1 of danbooru dudee
NOONONONOONONON PLS FRGIVE ME I TALK TO ME PLSLSLE I WILL BE A GOOD PET TOILET PSLSPPSLPSLPSLSPS
*cue shot of Cirno and Daiyousei playing basketball at night time*
wait guys ill become a primary if i post more unfunny memes i need to do more of that um im sorry i im sorry guys
>>50221472Wtf why were you fighting the poor girl anon? Don't hurt her!
i'm still a secondary and that's still alright
>>50221571Incident causers get no mercy.
>wait g-guys *shits diaper* ill become a p-primary *pisses itself* if i post more u-unfunny memes *cries* i need to do more of that um im s-sorry i im s-sorry guys *helpless and frustrated*
>>50221575no you're cool sorry
pplsls tallalk to me
>>50221575yabba dabba pichuuuuuuun
>>50221587it was ocld in essex cointywhen the old sat ther esat bbuildin houses itn the wotmbs of housesburying theh er esand i coudAiging into thel itucked into someplace torontosayin why cant u be alive eaAnd it got cold in Essex Countywhen he sat next to hiis sgravescreaming inti nothingif he could die just one more day earlyand all the drughs didnt help a thhingbut fill his knees with epic pain
What's with his schizophrenic mood swings today
>today
>>50221607It's ony natural for a clown to entertain an audience
pwese talk t o me
>>50221607she's ovulating, quick send the nigger!
so hell'pless andnn frstratetd pslsl talkl to emem
>>50221607Today is gonna be the dayThat they're gonna throw it back to youBy now, you should've somehowRealised what you gotta doI don't believe that anybodyFeels the way I do about you now
immfgm goannnna kvill mysissyself plllwse tarllk tuah me
The fuck is this spell card name?
Shgut he fuck aobp abbout mestp talknin about ne faf aggitosThe retaRDED FUCKIjt OP that made this thread juuus hhad to make it about me at ooo of ocurse cause he sa faot
Stop treating 103 like a zoo animal
>>50221584not as cool as you!>>50221596i do not watch replays. i do not use practice mode. i use all my resources. and if i pichuun, i give up and retry again from the start.
stop treating roachie-chan like Sumireko's pussy bugs
i iha hate the faffgggot impersonatinmg me not cause its not fubnny but cause i feel bad theyhre giving me attention they should do somethjnh productive probably
This is how I think Roach-chamma looks like!
>>50221647Turbo granny (500+ years old) puts on a latex body suit that is WAAAAYY too small for her old body and rides into the sunset on a Harley Davidson. I don't know whats so hard to understand anon, honestly.
>>50221647bukkakeren gets penetrated by the prince
i just think it is silly all this fighting about who's a secondary and who's not when we all like touhou.
>>50221688nobody tajkes it serious idiotif u have more than 50 iq u can forget about it 10 seconds after seein someone call u a secondary
Primary cosplay sex?
Byakuren does not bukkake.She handles one man at a time while the others wait in line
>>50221647It's because she's OLD
>>50221688>when we all like touhou.oha yandthe point of calling u a secondary is to point out to thga hat hhat u dont actually like touhou retardso youve completely missed the point entirelyiyr so ficmin so fuckni retarded
Lunch break timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1BMuY26KO4
>>50221704>>50221704nerver di NEVER FCUKNIJV OD ANYTHIN AND I NEET BUT I CKELE CE CELBERATE WHEN ITS FRIDAY ANWYAY
>>50221723you suck cock, be friends with juan
>>50221665never post tater like this ever again
Okay, instead I'll post teh Taters being the center of a violent gangbang next time
Tater's taters are not that big
Think again!
>>50221742Better
>>50221695but then people are just gonna hate you for it for nothing>>50221704nevermind then
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ovulating
>>50221465https://files.catbox.moe/o77nn7.png
>>50221783>5022178IW ETFHCJINK IL ME RTBYaOHj bas' never tae' yta hkaI EY A MOTHERFRUCKER
>>50221791Sex
>>50221799yeah let's have kids
>>50221746Wtf thats sexual harassment
>>50221779uh i don't hate you i think you are cool
>>50221791pretty!
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Range ban roaches, holy fuck
>>50221746ayaperv being doxxed by who?
>>50221820>>50221820the facts areI have done tnothinh wrongI am completely rightI am akways always righttand I never did anything wron g eversoits giotta be everyone elseBy logical conclls conclusion.
>>50221825Meiand Mai
>>50221791Draw her getting creampied
LEt's talk about something friends
jobbed to Rumia again on easy
hello friends we should tkak about sometdhing!!!
what the hell is going on here
>>50221647If you haven't noticed yet the game's spellcards are themed around Japanese urban legends due to Zoomireko's interference.https://urbanlegend.fandom.com/wiki/Turbo_GrannyThis game is also the reason why Koishi is portrayed in fanworks as psycho murder killer despite that not being her character, she just got an urban legend spellcard based on that.Sadly this game greatly affected how many characters are viewed in fanworks in many stupid ways.
>>50221870You are scarinh scaring meY lI was trwas trying to sayyou're actually relaly funny but like please go do sonmethhing productive instead ok sorry
>>50221840how about the size of your thighs and how I want them around my neck
>>50221876>This game is also the reason why Koishi is portrayed in fanworks as psycho murder killerIsnt that KKHTA's fault?
>>50221885what the fyuck'tthat has (You) on it on my screeni thought that was the guy impersonating me but its my postwtfs
>>50221896doesn't help
Krazy Koishi is just silly.
oha ok sorry i h just rekaized realized im bein annoying tio this thread sorry bye please stpt ghatin g me sorry sorry
>>50221908In all honesty Koisneed always had an edge to her as far back as SA where she threats Marisa with killing her and using her corpse to decorate the door to the undergroundZUN himself says that she's a "broken girl" kind of character in her music theme comment iirc too so it doesn't really come out of nowhere for herIt is true it's retarded how much it takes over everything else regarding her character
Let's talk about handjob techniques
Let's talk about blowjob techniques
Endless Genjii sex
>>50221941>>50221943let's not
digging through desuarchive, i found a vocaroo that sounds exactly like the voice of the infamous drunk Turk poster here on /jp/. one of /gup/'s avatarfags is Turkish (a Mary poster). could they be the same person?
Let's talk about koishi
>>50221941I'm a virgin>>50221943I'm a virgin
>>50221957https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/282479083/#282489153
Lick 'em
>>50221957stalking hours?
Let's talk about children
Total Pedy victory
>>50221969not really i just searched for vocaroos on /a/ for a completely unrelated reason and found that by chance
>>50221890They are not that big
stop stalking anons
>>50221941Which touhou has the most delicate (and therefore best) hands for handjobs?>>50221959Don't worry we all are
stop dicking anons
you should read more books
>>50222251Whats your favorite book? Mine is Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea
>>50222251umineko and higurashi hijackthat is what you should read
say it in red
>>>/b/eatrice >>>/i/s >>>/a/ >>>/t/ranny
let's taalk friends
>>50222242Enoko
My thoughts on you as a human being heavily depend on if you think HRtP is good or not.
2-2hus sharting and brapping??????????
>>50222559it is peak
h hjj hh ikel lets ta lk abou st soemthij f ifrneds
>>50222559I want to smack everyone with my ball
I have an animism for the subterranean
does anyone know the artist of these please respond, 0 replies, please do not respond images?
yeah its me i made them
sisters...
>>50222900please
>>50222907they're dragon balls
>>50222907imagine the smell of her sweaty balls when she walk pass thru you while her skirt's swaying in the wind revealing the silhouette of her girthy taoist cock, ugh.....
i miss my gmod
>>50223059You just miss having ragdolls sexing each other
too many squeakers in gmod these days but I said that 15 years ago too...
This is pretty cool foreshadowing i must admit.
>>5022326214.5 plot happens because of Sagume's funny ball
>>50223362OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>50222862pracitcing hurt expressions with your waifu
how many f*cking touhous have funny balls after all?
Who the F*CK plays touhou 14.5??
>>50223412I am for the first time today. It's been fun.
Any 2hu worth their salt has balls
...
>>50223474*pat pat*there there, thread quality will go back up eventually I promise
Author's Note: No, it didn't. It only got worse.
>>50223439another mikosister to replace the ones we lost
Let's play spin the bottle!
>>50222595Let's make out instead
I want Junko-sama to crush my skull in a fit of rage!
I want Junko to develop a son complex with me.
>>50223402many
I wouldn't use this thread as toilet paper.
Look at this
>>50223798frognae is sexier
gruntilda doesn't have all THAT
>>50223798humiliation ritual
>>50223858you watched the princess and the frog as a kid didn't you
>>50223890That movie came out when I was 27 and I've never seen it.
>>50223912YOU ARE 43????
>>50223912damn
>>50223938not balding either
A real follower of Buddha shaves their head to symbolize cutting attachment away and a commitment to reaching enlightenment
>>50224000Good thing I'm a taoist
You're old
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoist_sexual_practices
>>50224000I would not live in the vegetarian/vegan hell that is Buddhism.
DRAWFAGSDraw Futo telling me to edge.
Myouren Temple don't season their food
>>50224060Mikosisters do this
daaymn why budizt pipo dont season thy food?
Buddhists refuses to eat garlic, spring onions, leeks, and other plants in the allium family because they are believed to stimulate the libido.These strong-smelling plants according to Buddhism, are thought to increase sexual desire when eaten cooked and anger when eaten raw.
Doctor Eirin what are the consequences of edging for extended periods of time?
Reading that wikipedia article and more about taoism made me realize how similar my life philosophy is to all of it.
>>50224126god i wish that was me
Pick a game
I want to play a game with you
yu-gi-oh card duel
UT99
>>50224224ten desires
patty cake
>>50224060not a drawfag but here u go
>>50224249thy tenth desire is thus granted
>>50224322>not a drawfagWell you should be because its a pretty nice drawing. Good job anon.
>>50224322Her eyes look a little derpy but that's pretty good overall. Thank you nondrawfriend.
>>50224060I'll do that in a bit because I think Futo is hot
>>50224331>>50224339thanksperchance i will do the funny more often than once in a blue moon
Don't just ignore the /v/ thread...
PLEASE please please ignore every and all /v/ threads
I can't find the /v/ thread...
having sex rn
so sorry to hear
I'm cancer
im aquarius
Did you know that Super Mario Bros 2 is actually a reskin of the Japanese game Doki Doki Panic?
>>50224899it goes doki doki when you pause it too.
Do you think Marisissy actually has a diaper fetish or are they just a shitposter? There seem to be more genuine diaper fetishists on /jp/ (see >>50184635) but they target Remilia and Flandre instead of Marisa.
The marisissy should kill itself itself
>>50219644jackalman fav 2hu game btw
>>50225208I think it's a constipated anon ritual posting to manifest good gut health
>>50225208>but they target Remilia and Flandre instead of Marisaeither batfags spiteposting at each other or genuine diaper fags attracted to the eosdbait, difficult to tell
i hate being sober
Merth Shot Dead in Chicago, More at 12
>>50225604kwab
okuu impregnated
Serve and obey.
>>50225804Futa Orin.....
I'm a futa girl in a futa world
Dan is making me all hot and bothered
Touhou Heavenly Jade Diaper - Hidden Sharts from Four Sissies
If I was futa Reimu I would be cumming inside that dog everyday
Thoughts on new 2hu artist mooui?
pee oh eff vee
good game
what da dog doin
She's asleep
>>50226294BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
when did.......when did I.............BECOME A FUTA?!??!??!
They're making fun of us in the lunar capital...
pedy was right
(Reitaisai 9) [Kakumei Seifu Kouhoushitsu (Radiohead)] Sado no Kokan no Futatsuiwa (Touhou Project)
>>50226359>>50226373balls too veiny
Sometimes I'm aloneSometimes I'm notS-Sometimes I'm aloneHello?
>>50226509I'm feeling a little sick. I don't really wanna be on the computer but I'm waiting for my phone to recharge. Gonna order food in a bit.
>>50226597What are you ordering?
>>50226611A chicken wrap and maybe some of that one drink that looks like cum, since it's supposed to be good for you when sick.
>>50226651Kumis?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumis
>>50226661Picrel in >>50226651.
>>50226651a SPAGHETTI wrap and maybe some of that BOMB drink looks like THE FACES OF EVIL, since it's supposed to be good for WEEGEE when sick
Looks are deceiving when tengu are involved
>>50225847>Slavery & brainwashing isn't THAT bad if I make your workplace look like homeI love Tocchan.
hey you get out of my moon!
>>50226743My FVARKING hero
>>50226752B-but you're supposed to hate the moonies because they enslaved some 1/10 shithu and beat up the main characters over a decade ago..
>>50226799You take that back, this is a Yuiboard
Stop hunting deers
>otterbro>like yuimanuh oh
Stop huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh deeeeeeeerssrers
>>50226752Smelly, Moonie, Poonie
>Smelly, Moonie, Poonie
post the "my nemesis is near" one
>>50226808Nemuno looks better with wavy hair
which touhou does not wear panties
>>50227085unironicallygenji
>>50227085Cirno is the sort of fairy that would take off her bloomers just so people don't see them.
WAKE UP
that has been asked hundreds of times by now
the futa stink filling my lungs is unbearable
she goes commando all the time
Clicked on an image thumbnail thinking it was Wakasagihime but it was Seiga
>>50227085Patchouli, around the time she was born maybe a little earlier they thought women's underwear should be made crotchless to provide airflow which was thought to prevent disease.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_drawers
Free Ballin
>>50227275buddhist propaganda
>>50227275mikosisters after locktober
>>50227251i thought that was a bleeding vagina at first...
post the putahu
>>50227365is that ground up jew?
>>50226651Isn't that just low fat yoghurt?
>>50227321Come to think of it it's kinda weird how that's never come up in a franchise that's exclusively women.
>>50227452Pretty much. That's all you need to make it at home, but I never liked it that way.
>>50227476Moshi Moshi, Marisa, Desu
Nice, it's been 3 or so years but I can still squeeze in an EoSD Hard 1cc with Marisa.Would be really funny if somehow I'd improved with age and get a Reimu one as well this time...
charts?
>>50227586Ye sure here you go. Recently finished playing FW and as mentioned above decided to try to improve EoSD chart, I'm still in a warmup phase, did a couple of normal runs to remind myself how everything works and today did MarisaA hard again to refresh myself on Hard spellcards.
I need to go down to the store and get more tea.>>50227613Rust shakes off very easily in Touhou. If I'm remembering it right there was a guy who didn't play for years and got a LoLK LNN on the same day he came back.
https://voca.ro/1fx9A1WW8b3T
>>50226829Is this a golden kamuy reference
>>50227716your anus has quite the talent, do you tour?
>>50227766That's a deltarune reference
Thoughts on your little sister forcing you into crossdressing prostitution?
>>50227768I don't think that's satan anon, It looks more like a bunny girl who has a lot of sex with human males.
I just realized Sumireko is a zoomified Yumemi.
>Yumemi夢美 is a solo Jpop galaxy idol from Toronto, Canada. She started singing and performing on stage in 2014, currently she performs on Virtual and online ...Why doesn't the world just die.
>>50227985Human males is a funny way to say horses and dogs
I'd rather eat a horseonly muslims/chinese/abbos eat dogs
>>50228067Don't worry.It'll be over soon.Each day brings us closer to the end.
i don't know about you guys but if i don't die i will live
I don't know about you guys but I don't want to die.
Did you know ULiL doesn't have a reimu final boss despite the fact PoFV, UDoALG, IaMP, SWR and even HM did?Did you know ULiL doesn't have any special credits for beating all stories like HM did?Did you know there's a ps4 version of ULiL that adds a Reisen extra story that's not in any chart?Did you know Backloggd doesn't let you add the pc version of ULiL unless you do it from the outside because otherwise it redirects you to the ps4 version and there's two ps4 versions for some reason?
>>50228230I can't allow that, witch.
>>50228256 i didn't know i do not like the fighting games i suck at them really bad
>>50228256See you in a month when you play AoCF and learn it has a 5th difficulty sharing its names with TD's Last Word spiritual successor spells.There's also leftover data suggesting these may be have been planned for DDC & LoLK too.
maritoilet is canon?
>>50228095I would never eat either unless I was starving to death and had no other choice, feels especially wrong to eat horses maybe since I grew up riding them and taking care of them. Dogs are stupid mutts for the most part, don't approve of eating them but majority are retarded so at least it's not that much of a loss when one gets eaten.
>>50228095>only muslims[...] eat dogsDogs are literally considered filthy animals in islam like pigs and on top of that muslims are only supposed to eat mammals with hooves and no sharp teeth like deer...idk what an "abbo" is but knowing this website it's probably a racial slur.
>>50228404Stop eating deers.
Kicchou sama...
>>50228414I'm not muslim and i don't eat deer, I just know some of the religious laws.(why do I feel weirdly excited seeing Yachie-sama mad at me?)
>>50228404aboriginal, you swine
>>50228414A dragon could be tasty...
I used to bite people unironically
>>50228482woman behavior
Tsukasa is a "woman" if you know what I mean.
>>50228482rapist behavior
>>50228482Which thread personalities would you bite?
>>50228502Koishiposter
>>50228502Any slutposter
YIPPIE
>>50228516Does the slutposter post sluts or is the slutposter a slut?
>>50228529anyone can be a slut
>>50228529The latter....
The Fatter
What's the /jp/hu consensus on fatchoulie?
>>50228677Why does she have piss yellow in her hair?Stop throwing random colors on hair please.
>>50228702I am going to throw YOU in a lemon pot.
>>50228732Rainbow faggot
>>50227085Unzan
>>50228734But enough about your preferences.
which 2hu is slut
san
>>50228756Kaguya WHOREisan
Which 2hu is a prude and the total opposite of a slut thoughever?
>>50228767Me
...rth
Our little attention slut everyone
>>50228767The Jah
Who's the big attention whore?
SeijanalSeiganalSeiranal
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SANS UNDERTALE WOULD NEVER CALL SANAE A GREEN WHORE IM LITERALLY CRYING AND SHAKING RIGHT NOW DELETE THAT!!!!
>>50228790
sans never did that
>>50228805She wouldn't say that to me.
Len'en?
i really dont like seeing people having fun without me unless theyre close friends
l*n'en is off topic
>>50228870When she sees my cock
name a worse sequence of 2hu characters than UFO-TD-DDC
>>5022888614-15-16easy
>>5022888616-17-18
>>50228886abysmal dogshit taste
>>502288866-7-8
>>50228873When she sees my boobs
>>50228805She would ask me to use force on her (sexually)
I assume 16 is agreed upon as the game with the worst cast of characters
this 2hu does the sex sex boobs dick cum suck cum duck pussy (sex)
>>50228911did you people forget that 19 and 20 exist what is wrong with you retards
>>50228916Implying that ANY character in 20 is worse than fucking Mai and Satono or Larva or fucking NARUMI
>>50228918all of those are good kill yourself secondary
>>5022888618-19-20If we are talking weak casts since I actually like a good chunk of the girls individually
I like how this screenshot turned out
>WHAT?>the fuck do you want>oh my god shut up please>fuck off and go away>please leave me alone>i don't want to talk right now>please don't talk to me
>>50228945-ACK!
It's just Larva.
>>50228949She's just playing hard to get
>>50228953people actually fap to that shitty command prompt "game" eugh
I'm frustrated again
>>50228918Larva is great and one of the few selected early stage girls ZUN has ever bothered using in any meaningful way and expanded on both in the extra of her game and Visionary Cunny in Shrine Mai and Satono are turbo cucked lackeys ZUN never uses because he would rather wank Okina like he wanked Yukari instead of using Ran and Chen, I would say Mayumi is the same if Keiki wasn't so starved of a starring role tooNarumi is yet another Marisa friend for the Marisa friend box
the dancers are one of the few characters i'm neutral/indifferent towards, their theme is like b+ tier cool or so at least
>>50228960This artist draws futaHe also created that extremely unfunny picture about Kagerou fishing
It's supposed to be arousing dummy
yatsufappin all night
>>50228960Larva is just Larva.
More like LARPva
Characters that don't do much/you're indifferent to shouldn't be your priority in a franchise that has culprits actively cockblocking everyone except fans, both on the official & fan side of things.I've got a slight suspicion that your Top 7 isn't some weird combo of Suika, Mamizou, Aya, and 4 EoSD girls, unless you're ZUN, in which case stop drinking right now.
>>50228994meaningless post
>>50228994I can find things to like about MamizouI can't find things to like about NarumiTherefore I will shit on Narumi
2hu cast tier list (out of order)>S tierPoDD, MS, EoSD (i don't give a fuck, it's popular for a reason), MoF, SA, LoLK, WBaWC>A tierLLS, PCB, PoFV, FW>B tierHRtP, IN, TD, DDC, HSiFS, UM, UDoALG>C tierSoEW, UFO
>>50229008dogshit taste
>>50229008GODshit taste
>>50229008>UFO that lowDisregarded, even if ZUN doesn't know how to write anyone except Byak being a cunt and Kogasa being bullied it's still commendable he came up with a whole cast that is related to one another from stage 1 to extra
i am neutral nathani won't shit on any characterufo is my favorite cast
>>50229017>whole cast that is related to one another
>>50229022by being the only recluse of th12, kogasa is forgotten again, being thematically accurate. genius, zun-sama.
>>50229022>scares people in the temple graveyardyep, all related
>>50229017On second thought, i forgot Nazrin and Kogasa existed and Ichirin is growing on me so that should bump it to B but i still don't care much about the rest. At least Shou gets memed on but who the fuck talks about Murasa?
you only like ichirin because of unzan
murasa is cool af man
>>50229025but she's the most popularbuddhists lost
>>50229030>who the fuck talks about Murasa?Somehow more popular than Shoucool capesailors are cool idfk
>>50229034Gif related made me reevaluate a lot of things.
>>50229030stop telling me about yourself retard
>>50229030Murasa somehow got a playable role in SFW so idk some tasfro people like her I guess
>>50229038this is because touhou fans have abandonment issues so they project themselves into kogasa easily and that makes her a popular favorite pick
>>50229022We see Kogasa hang out in Myouren temple both in TD and CDS, she's also already acquaintaced with Murasa in SFW, tertiary turkdiaper.>>50229041The absolute pottery of saying this while running a blog general
>>50229040yeah ichirins also cool af
>>50229040Blue Koshi
>>50229045>We see Kogasa hang out in Myouren temple both in TD and CDSdamn dude you got me she's shown existing in the same space as the UFO cast in a different game than UFO>SFWkill yourself>CDSkill yourself
I fucking hate westabraps
>>50229056secondary
>>50229056Like talking to a brick wall, this isn't as hugbox roachdiaper, throwing a fit in a sarcastic show of deference makes you look even more pathetic than when you whine about people not talking to you.
>>50229072what even was that stupid faggots pointwe were talking about how the characters relate to each other in UFO itself and then he started going on about other games/manga like that was a complete non-sequiturif you're ESL just post your unfunny memes and don't type anything
I have an inchling
>>50229072THE AFTERMATH IS SECONDARY.ITS TIME TO DO IT NOW AND DO IT LOUD.KILLJOYS?MAKE SOME NOISE!
>>50222862
>>50229072>the retarded turk tranny that can't pick up basic context clues calling anyone an ESL You really are the laughing stock of these threads, keep us entertained jester.
whoops
>>50229111Damn, Osas gets to fuck this?
"gorilla noises"
no one told you to speak, 103
The joke is that black people's skin color look almost as black as the fur of a gorilla and they both have similar temper. This comparison is often used in derogatory contexts. Daniel must have not realized the irony of posting an animated gif of a gorilla eating while being black himself, which adds yet another layer to the joke.
>>50229167We should trade 103gger for the turksissy he was way funnier
daniel i'm in heati'm in heat, dan
>>50229167Wait, 103's name is Dan?
>>50229181anon........
>>50229190What? I'm not invested in the 103 drama
>>50229193It's just what he used to call himself
>>50229181its a reference to his old pixiv name, dandamlaeautists shortened it to dan as a conscious (or not idk) effort to make namefaggotry even more blatant so they get attention
>>50229205that says Dam
>>50229208Ayajealousy.......
>>50229205canon Marisa face
>>50229205this looks like shit>>50229209what kind of name is dam?
>>50229205>western """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""art"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
dam danielar ar ar ar ar ar ar
dan dan daniel is a nigger nigger niggerone one oh three is a nigger nigger nigger nigger
"angry gorilla noises"
>>50229255me and my biten gf
>>50229255me and my 103 boyfriend
>>50229257she's 5
>>50229265out of 5
sopa de macaco uma delÃcia
>>50229269aerd....
https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DEG7LyQ
I think I miss my wife.
She was never yours to begin with.
Yeah = So true~Nah = So false~Eh = Unsure.
I love Narumi
>>50229365But is she hairy
>I love [SHITHU]no one says this
>>50229398I say this
>I love [U]
Wonder of U
Maybe if anons were all crossdressing girls then maybe they would have found love already.
but i don't like dressing as girl
ayacute!
>>50229242Got a breathe-air-through-your-nose laugh from me
>>50229458Nah
When is the next contest
>>50229242I came to from this post
If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood who you gon' call?
BALL BUSTERS!
Where is tewimom? I haven't seen her for a while
>>50229713
makes me feel good
>>50229682And anon said they wanted to make a contest for halloween. I'll be making a contest for Hinamas myself, most likely late november/early december.
Where is tewigalaxy?Where is tsunanon?Where is alicefootfetishanon?Where is random femanon that we don't know the name of?
>>50229754spending time with her kidsgroomed by merth to use discord and most likely has no need to use this thread anymoreposting in a non-2hu thread somewherehanging out with her friends
they should be hanging out with me...
>>50229749I see >making a contest for Hinamas myselfNice
>>50229766>groomed by merth to use discord and most likely has no need to use this thread anymoreshe just ditched us like that.... I will never trust women again
The right one won't leave me.
wait a second...
everyone moved to the trash thread
>>50229754lurkinglurkingdoesnt existme
>>50229929............interesting........
>>50230018SA
>>50230112Huh weird, a thread about Yuugi just showed up on /v/.
ah Yuugi thread, good taste anon
I'm too lazy to check /v/, are these "pick a game" threads doing good?
>>50230200Some made it to 300+ posts.Some get blasted before 100 posts.Some get 5 posts.Such is life.
>>50230200As in not deleted in sight or abandoned?Not really no
>check vhu again>3 posts on topic>paint slopper and braperth derail the thread>/diap/hu comes in to shit on it for another 200 posts until it gets deletedthis has been vhu for a few months now, it's literally as bad as here why would I give a shit about it
>>50230245you may not want to check how the current one is doing then lawl
fvarrrrrrrrk image limit
>>50230245There's nothing really wrong with posting art... Just don't be a namefag...
>>50229733>>50229733I'd bust in that ghost
plap or be plapped
you can't make me cum
I miss Merth
in this world is to PLAP or be PLAPPED
I'm hungry
>>50230502eat
eat eat eat eatit is the best for you to grow
That thread is looking promising, and has pretty good discussion.Keep it alive during the night for me, ok anon? I believe in you!
>>50230515I have to sleep too you know
Is it normal to like Sumireko a lot?
>>50230559if you don't have the urge to make her a mommy, get out of my face
>>50230572I wouldn't want to get her pregnant while she's still in high school, that would ruin her life. Impregnation can come later.
>>50230596>not wanting teen stay at home wifegaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>50230610she can be my wife but i don't want to make her pregnant yet.
>>50230621Don't worry man I'll do it for you while you wait
>>50230628fine I'll get her pregnant
Plap plap plap plap plap uuoooghh zoomipreggo...
>>50230628BB3..........
>>50229724Did four kukulu drawings and drew daiyousei for koishidrawbab
>>50230722Thats nice
we won
now what
