was just listening to touhou music. havent touched touhou since like 15 years ago, and while I was listening, I was remembering... and thinking, now as an adult and lot of shit in my head:Touhou is fucking aminu crap with animu lolis xdd it is inconsistent as fuckhow does powerlevels work in Touhou??? almost every single one of these characters can blow up and fuck the world, the universe, the existence itself in so many ways - but they don't. worse, they get defeat easily>Spellcards ruleWHAT THE FUCK is actually that. you're Frieza, you're Darkseid, what, for some convenient reason you play for the heroes rules? you are the villain but for some reason you do what the heroes tells you to do? what the fuck?what stops any of the character to actually .I. the rules and just rewrite history, cheat fate/destiny/luck, invoke instant death, stop time and knife you in thousand of ways, etc?>they accepted the rulesWHY?and no. there are multiple characters who canonically don't follow the rules - yet everybody is alive for some reason. characters who could bitchslap OP Reimu, don't give a shit about the rules, but nobody died and nothing happenedHOWeverything is so fuckin stupid and doesn't make any sense at all. villains are willingly nerfed because whyhell the 90s touhou didn't even have a spellcard rules system to being withif spellcards nerf everybody, then what determinates their actual strenght? if "it's fair for everyone" then why can't a fairy defeat Reimu? isn't everybody equal according to the spellcard rules?? if nobody is bloodlusted, if a fairy can gets bitchslapped in all games but can defeat OP Marisa in another, then what the fuck is going???
It's ZUN, he ain't (won't) be explaining shit
>>50224436yeah i wished that drunkshit would die ages agoremove the kawaii uguu animu lolis #62627 :3 for virgin otaku manchildren cancer and you have nothinga shitfest nonsensical franchise with more plot holes and bullshit than dragon ball
>>50224409not a 2hu lore expert but let me add my coins. gensokyo is a relaxed setting, it's not supposed to have these big moments and tragic deaths. it's just an isolated fantasy land. spellcard rules are just there so it doesn't explode and everyone dies for no reason. stuff is left open ended, and fanworks is where the big moments happen, up to each fan creator. it doesn't make much sense too, so don't stress over it. touhou isn't supposed to be powerscaled. some characters have stupid abilities like "controlling diseases" or "attract either money or people for business". it's not a shounen or something. the lore shines in other ways like character backstories and worldbuilding.
>>50224409Touhou runs by the old Games Workshop adage: "everything is canon, but not everything is true." Anything claimed in-universe by a character without being verified on screen in some fashion has a good chance of being a bluff.
>>50224496>gensokyo is a relaxed setting, it's not supposed to have these big moments and tragic deathsno. 90s touhou was the laidback absurd touhou. the moment touhou 06 dropped and the franchise got rebooted was when it STOPPED being laidback and started getting a serious lore>spellcard rules are just there so it doesn't explode and everyone dies for no reason06 happened and a serious lore happened. that answer is outside fiction excuse>and fanworks is where the big moments happen, up to each fan creatorSTOP. fuck off>it's not a shounen or something06 happened and a serious lore happened>the lore shines in other ways like character backstories and worldbuildinggive me a fucking break, this is not silent hill psychological muh personal interpretation xdd bullshit. this shit is lazy as fuck90s was when touhou was laidback nad just a silly side project a random uni dude made in his pc. then said dude took a break to do other stuff, then came back, older and wiser, to touhou, and gave it a lore. for a reason
>>50224553Doujin series loleGet fucked, nork
>>50224513characters are edgy "IM GONNA KILL YOU BITCH AHAHHAHA" in in-gameplay dialog, but magically civilized and well-spoken in endings and cutscenes and any non-ganeplay settingwhat the fuck
>>50224553>older and wisermore like drunker and ever more tired lmao
>>50224560doujin means indie, not lazy ass bullshit franchise, dumbfuck
>>50224553>06 had serious loreit was literally just "vampire loli was mad that the sun was out so she covered the land in mist out of pettiness." that was it. it wasn't serious at all! in the ending, they all drink and party together like nothing happened. that's usually what happens...incidents only started getting somewhat serious after touhou 11 and even then it still wasn't that deep.
>>50224576But most Indie titles are lazy ass bullshit imitation of already popular things. Curious, that.
>>5022458490s was fiillef with 4th wall breaking. 99s was a cartoon06 introduced spellcard. it introduced context. 06 happens in 07-08 and so on timeline so it is the same. they introduced vast gensokyo geography, history, social classes, hierarchies, real world, etclow comprehension faggot this is the kind of people you attract when you have ebin kawaii animu lolis xdd
>>50224596you're describing western indie. doujin world, indie japanese world, is the real deal, not some cancerous western imitationjapan created videogames. japan created computers. japan created your rpg maker titles. japan created your flashy 90s pixelart stuffthe west, the late 2000s ebin anime xdd otaku boom, came to copy it
>>50224610It also attracts retards who treat [Headcanon] as irrefutable gospel (you are here)By your own admission, 2hu's always been about ebin animu lolis from its inception with HRtP. Why change that?
>>50224633>rpg maker titlesAh, so you're that kind of trash eating third wolrder, huh
this is pointless chat
>>50224640>2hu's always been about ebin animu lolis from its inception with HRtP. Why change that?and i negated that where..?it first was a silly side project. he is fan of magical girls and girly stuff. that was all. some few sequels and thats ok. respectablethen 2000s ebin animu cancer happenedand he is a drunkshit so he is a cunt by nature aswell
>>50224633To be fair, ZUN did do a lot of copying during the 98 era but Windows was a clear slate and beyond Reimu continuing to be a Pocky expy he started to set trends of his own, like with the Scarlets.
>>50224664a smart person wouldquestion, DOUBT those linesenglish linestranslation lines15 years later, 30yo not longer a stupid kid who got wet to animu girls, you have to question the veracity of FAN translationsbut touhou faggots give no shit about consistency or anything liek that. they just want their #8297292 loli vampire vocal song crap and lot of countless cringe cancer
What's up with the recent influx of retards who clearly hate Touhou, but still obsessively attach to it and feel the need to voice their shitty opinions here?
>>5022467498s was GENUINE because it was just that, just some silly non-serious thing. everybody can do that and thats perfectly ok. it is naturalpre-06 is the best and only truly good era. everything that came after is sellout
OUCH REDDIT! >>50224688a man who has lived touhou cant just state how shitty it is
>>50224688A combination of autistic special interest and obsession.
>>50224695REMINDERThe obnoxiously loud 98fags are newfags.
>>50224706I'm a newfag to 2hu as well, you retard.Difference is I don't obsessively cling to a past I wasn't even born in.Piss off
this person isn't worth interacting with. he's not here to discuss. he is not interested in "powerscaling question and lore question" or whatever the original post was, he's just here to spew his hateboner.
>>50224747America-obsessed brownoid type, I seeQuit assuming everybody disagreeing with your subhuman worldview is US based, you jeet. I'm no Burger
Cirno is much faster and can freeze her opponents
>>50224409Give me immortality and I will beat every single 2hu (with three exceptions) with nothing but a sword and old rundown armour.
retarded secondaries trying to compensate for not having actual interest in touhou by overthinking the meaningless "lore"
>>50224650shitskin american seething his shithole is so dogshit lol
lol, lmao xdd
>>50226105You wouldn't even make it past Cirno. Enjoy being frozen forever.And of course, that's even assuming you make it past Rumia, who loves canned food.
>>50224409Spellcard rules mostly don't exist in the actual story and it's best to not think about it. Only print work that even tried to include them was PMISS and the way it described it just raises more questions.
>>50224553>he moment touhou 06 dropped and the franchise got rebooted was when it STOPPED being laidback and started getting a serious loreThat was PCB. EoSD is basically just another PC98 game.
>>50226105Your average Dark Souls protagonist fucking destroys Gensokyo in a afternoon. >>50226538>CirnoFlame bombs.>RumiaJust dodge roll.
>>50226601A single dude with a .45 acp and a lot of ammunition could destroy Gensokyo in a single afternoon. Bullets move a lot faster and are way harder to dodge than their shooting games.
here we go with the retarded powerscaling
>>50226607Main issue is guns PROBABLY wouldn't kill Youkai. Granted, they would still put a Youkai down long enough for you to shove a handful of purifying salt in their mouth.
>this threadAin't no way that OP is a functional adult or not a "elaborate" ragebiter. This is just your average spic powerscaling brainrot spewed on tiktok circlejerks. Real Touhou OG's know that it's like pro-wrestling. In a nutshell; OP is a ragebaiter niggerfaggot not worth your time who deserve to be ignored.
Sunflower fairy solos. QED.
>>50224758oh no subhuman shitskin american gonna shoot a school now lmao
>havent touched touhou since like 15 years ago>remove the kawaii uguu animu lolis #62627 :3 for virgin otaku manchildren cancer and you have nothing a shitfest nonsensical franchise with more plot holes and bullshit than dragon ballYou can say that with almost everything. You like this band? Remove the singer and you have nothing lol xddddYou like this movie? Remove this actor and you have nothing lol xddddYou like this dish? Remove the seasoning and you have nothing lol xddddThat's just some ridiculous "what if" headcanon. Yeah for sure if you remove touhou characters then it is definitely less appealing (and simply isn't touhou anymore). Is that all you were about to figure out in 15 years?
OP is drunk, a retard, a. 8 year old, and dbspic all rolled into oneimpressive, I thought /jp/ already has its fill with... unique individuals via dishwasher-kun
Gensokyo civil war is comingpick your sidewill you save Mizuchi and help her pass onor will you destroy her instead
>>50228220So many lesbians want Mizuchi.
>>50224584>>50224584>incidents only started getting somewhat serious after touhou 11 and even then it still wasn't that deep.15 was really deep, however, with the life of an entire species in the line, and Reimu and friends being forced to help by said species or face complete annihilation
>>50226105I imagined an immortal lunatic running around Gensokyou who constantly keeps dying but ends up beating the shit out of various 2hus and stealing their clothes and weapons to use on other 2hus later on while reading this.
>>50224409>but they don't. worse, they get defeat easilyI, Yukari Yakumo-sama, JOBBER of the Universe humbly kneel to:Toyohime-sama, princess of all Lunarians and my master.Reimu-sama, my one and only true love and other master.Heca-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.Satori-sama, who my shikigami warned me about.Sakuya-sama, who easily manhandled me in her Superspeed form.Mizuchi-sama, who anally possessed me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.Marisa-sama, whose incomparably forceful Master Spark crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear Reimu-sama's children anymore like I wished to.Okina-sama, for she has MY POWERS AS WELL AS the superior lore.Cirno-sama, whose power I am scared of.
>Obvious bait thread>Obnoxious Souls enthusiast(s) >Dishwasher-kun believing that he could genocide Gensokyo by himself in an afternoon with a M1911 These mfs, I swear
it's botsthey are not real
>>50228856Don't lump actual souls fans with power level niggers that probably only watched an lp.
>powerlevelsbrown>>50228856none of those fags are dark souls fans, i bet they are actual shit at the games (if they even played them).
>>50226105Others that actually know what they're doing have tried and failed under the same premise. You're just another vengeful spirit in an ocean of them.
kuso thread award
>>50226614>>50226614You could probably jacket it with silver instead of copper.
>>50226614It's not the gun itself, it's the bullets; you need to be whacking the youkai with something spiritually significant to have a lasting effect, and even if you have an antique gun passed from generation to generation chances are you aren't tagging them with antique rounds. This is likewise why you don't see many characters in Touhou using bows besides Eirin who has a stockpile of arrows older than most civilizations.
>>50228930You're not real
>>50230430if i believe with all my heart that my bullet could kill a youkai, will it work?
