Guides: learnjapanese.moe / https://donkuri.github.io/learn-japanesePitch Accent Test: https://kotu.io/tests/pitchAccent/minimalPairsPrevious thread: >>50220540Cornucopia of Resources: https://djtguide.neocities.org/cor
>>50231158i love chika
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JbRcbpH3UYowhat are your plans for halloween?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWDTQVw6Hpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoQ3KJ7kv40
I miss old Hololivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ucq8KAd_uA
True but I also do love the new Hololivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QNPEb9hIII
seriously need jamal to come back and save us from the holobronies
he didnt stop me from holoposting once though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTm86vqeu-0
>>50231613holy fuck she is gorgeous
>>50231622she needs a few more layers of makeup and some instagram filters before she'll live up to this thread's standards
shes got the 可能 for a gigachad face
when toromi leaves the holoposting will stop and we will be saved
emersionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp8AL5pb2RU
real 'mersion and its a good onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzHc2HVvJDk
>>50231775wish pekomama would bust down the door and shut her annoying nasally voice up with her fat futa cock
>>50231820this sounds seriously good
>>50231833not the biggest eden fan but i really like the vibe they were going withsuper ethereal and cool
eden it's an endless world was a shit manga big big trash
one look at the cover could tell you that lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/LearnJapanese/comments/1ojjp6r/two_years_and_ten_months_and_n5_is_still/
>>50231820gay
Another great tutor session. It helps you remember so much when you have a literal girl in front of you and saying "Do you remember this? Tell me"Your heart thumbing, and you actually need to say it. Reading it on your own and actually saying it to a Japanese girl, world of difference. You cant mess up. And, if we want to talk to Japanese people, you gotta swim. You cant just read books on swimming, and practice the swimming motions at your desk. You gotta actually get in the water. Tutor is the water.Shes so adorable lol I cant wait to talk to her again. Her English is about 75% good. But that bit of language barrier, I cant explain it, but its freaking adorable. I cant wait to be in Japan and talk to girls like that. Its really adorable.
uh oh here goes the tv thread>>50230816
mind your own business creepy stalker kun
I'm rooting for Eastbound. But I also feel intense second-hand embarrassment at his posts.
>>50231900says a lot about your own sexuality if you think watching men sing is gay
forgot the i option with my filter
>forgot the i optionmustve forgotten english too lol
unko w
sometimes its fun to take the easy ones
>>50231995it says im not gay as opposed to you the biggest faggot itt
>>50232031im happily married and living in japanmeanwhile youre feeling threatened by some virtual men on a computer screen
is that your wife to the right?
my mum
>>50232047Did you marry a Japanese woman?
yosh anki done
>eastbound about to learn bunko loredis gun be good!
i literally don't know who you people are i'm too busy learning japanese
youre literally retarded
im too busy knowing japanese to even visit this thread
>>50232233at least i don't know who bunko or eastbound are and why you're seething about it
>>50232252the new thread meta is to label posters and make sure the discussion is always about them
always been
>>50232182>>50232237>>50232252>>50232272epic falseflag
>>50232295just got 1 you thanks
just got 4 yous thanks
>>50232310epic falseflag
classic signs of a mlen infestation
im legit too stupid to find the dl for biohazard 1 for the ps1
>>50232359https://myrient.erista.me/files/Internet%20Archive/chadmaster/chd_psx_jap/CHD-PSX-JAP/
>>50232390https://archive.org/download/chd_psx_jap/CHD-PSX-JAP/
>>50232403ty but are you sure this is biohazard 1?
>>50232432might not be. and it says bio hazard a few notches up
>>50232448omg i was looking for biohazard not bio hazard... how am i this much of a bakaanyway big thanks bro!
daily retard thread
stoop kid's afraid to leave his stoop
this thread is a bio hazard
I am the resident evil
>>50232097he did, yes. bunko has interesting taste in women. and by interesting i mean he likes them old and plump. i'm pretty sure his wife is in her mid-50s and he's like 29.
>>50232628mlen why do this.
>>50232659i'm toromi not mlen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNu6PfNzRLI
mlenromi...
>>50232628and don't forget "with soggy old diapers" too
every general devolves into this when actual topics of discussion are exhausted it just so happens that the topic of jp learning got exhausted 5+ years ago so its just been layer upon layer of shit since then resulting in a shit volcano that exploded with magma diarrhea
only happens when posters dont move on and there is no steady influx of new posters
throwing bido in a diaper prison
>>50233070every thread has regulars who are there for multiple years so this makes no sense>>50233072throw yourself off a bridge
are there even any new posters? why would they stay here when refold and tmw are more active?
they see a few sharty posts and are compelled to stay and tell him to kill himself
>>50233126it's the hate. now normal people don't want to browse the thread so it's just schizo retards. the jannies have tried to wrangle in this thread at a few points but they gave up eventually. however at this point there's nothing to salvage so they should mercilessly prune the offtopic posts and exile the hate posters back to trash>when refold and tmw are more active?they're not chan culture really. but this place would become active again if the hate posters were monitored
>they're not chan culture really. but this place would become active again if the hate posters were monitoredthe threads were dying with 300-400 posts when we were on trash so you can quit being a lying sack of shit now thanks
we need more vtuber posters or this thread is doomed
the hate posters never stopped posting here
we need another howard interview
>>50233131i guess you forgot that 4chan is known as the "internet hate machine"you have to go back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oomE4oltFRo
>>50233143we all moved to holotower
>>50233173garbenge
i'm sounding out my hiragana rn
>>50233167cringe but also based
>>50233184why? its a banger
>>50233191he has to make the wordplay posts when they pop into his lizard brain
Do you guys ever feel like a switch flips in your brain and your immersion comprehension jumps by like 20% out of nowhere?
>>50233149who would talk about howard now? seethe and bido and who else? unko was a major howard poster but he finally seems to have left or at least taken a break. jamal and ciaran left and cited the hate posting as partial reasons. not sure if quiz ever talked about it but he's probably lost interest in either that, or the decreased activity which is a result of that>>50233167there's always been hate here but a lot of it was couched in unserious humor. it's gotten pretty bad the past year or so
>>50233200it's called being trans
im literally just here because im retarded i could do so much good stuff with the time im spending here
jamal started the hate thing
>>50233200no my comprehension has kinda been the same for the past few years since i only consoom like 8-10 hours per week on average which isnt enough to move the needle much at this point >>50233201i made plenty of posts mocking howard. i talk about mutt, anime, manga, whatever when it comes up (often cause i bring it up) so you can blow your characterization out of ur stupid fucking ass how about that
bro if you can't take the kitchen get the hell outta the heatwhy are you trying to force this hate narrative, no one gives a fuck
>>50233210making people hate him doesnt count
>>50233201shart concern troll post
>>50233226it just annoys me when people act clueless about why the thread is barren. i don't expect this to move the needle at all. i'm hoping a janny nukes the place eventually
>>50233237we need to go back to /a/
anyways lets get this thread back on track. new mac video is up:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbdew3qt0is
>>50233246i mean look at this lil fuckin guy awwwww
>>50233246let's fucking gooo
dressing up dogs or putting anything on them is literally animal abuse
>castrated and forced to end his bloodline for our enjoymentawww so cute
>>50233246>>50233255>>50233266Kill yourself ape
>>50233269>>50233273>>50233275holy heckin schizos!
>>50233269>>50233273this posts are fairly sane and levelheaded
put a shock collar on 77
>animal influencersyoure supporting abusehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D-Ax1ewZLc
>>50233283>this postsback to esl school rakesh!>>50233285another schizo!>>50233286and another!
uh oh melty incoming
>>50233295true
>>5023324639
ds4 controller is charged so it's time for another long totk session!
>>50233200Yeah it's normal. Happens to me on a regular basis. At some point I guess japanese will be so easy that this will never happen.
>>50233295false
>>50233286she could suck a dick instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOAholy kino
listening to the hxh ost and feeling depressed that i have another 2 years at least till i forget enough for my next rewatch
https://youtu.be/q43wzP6A1CM?t=73
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PE2hbs-97FE
>>50233558god i love hxh so much
hxh is for pedophiles that are into little boys
true but its still one of the best animes
i read hxh and thought you were talking about ハイスクールd×d
what are some must watch h-anime?
boku no pico
manyuu hickenchouseikon no qwaser
taimanin yukikaze
farted
pico x chico x coco
utyuu kaizoku sara
>>50233631never heard of this one
>>50233640yeah
anyone farting?
it was a silent one stank real bad though
who fardit
you ever have those farts that won't come out and you rupture your asshole trying to force it
grass eaters be like
i have to force them not to come out
uhhh no
make a cup with ur hand put it between ur asscheeks and rip ass into it and then quickly smell it for maximum fart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpoR_xlslLIwhy did youtube rec me this
i miss being a kid and farting in my blanket and inhaling it like i'm trying to get high off it
so you can link it to me
anilist chads keep winning
>>50233675respect your inner child and continue doing it
>>50233671explains the smell of your posts
diaperbitch buttplug
>>50233673>21m views>16 years agowoah. cool vid tho
if you are wearing a diaper you dont need a buttplugis you retardit or summin
all anime list site users are losers
>>50233679yeah totally winning to have a teenage pigdog migration to anilist now
>>50233693including all former users
agreed *whips out txt file*
HRT diaper
>>50233237>>50233244relentless sharting
cool
>>50233762you realize how easy that is to fake with 4chan x shart. not impressed
im not even using 4chan x
who shardit
https://files.catbox.moe/hc78wq.mp4
lmao
retarded alien fever freak cocksucker
>>50233786imagine smacking the fuck out of this cunt lol
beastbound destroying you retards effortlessly by existing
>>50233786cute
imagine itd be hard with my foot up your ass
disheartening realizing how much of djt is just shart and mlen talking to themselves
want to throw mlenbound into a pool of molten iron
javascript:quote('50233786');bone breaking face melting life changing mind breaking cringe
>>50233819you can relax. that's not really happening
its like when you realize half of social media is russian bots
>using social media
>>50233835kys you mentally ill fuck
dont care
>>50233844well mlen is doing it to some extent i guess
mlen left the thread over two years agolet it go anon
shart realizes that gaslighting in such a way that literally nobody will believe is actually more infuriating
there is no shart
>>50233857it all makes sense >>50233131 to >>50233237 is the exact same samefag manipulation style he used to shill his garbage here
dunno whos more retardit the guy gaslighting the same 3 retards who are in this thread every day or those 3 retards for being gaslit in a dead thread every day
if you linked the posts with the "exact same" style it might be persuasive
probably your whore mother if i had to guess
i like how the line between mlen and minimlen is disappearing and its thanks to bidos low iq
noooo persuade "me"
but you gotta admit, my japanese sounds pretty native, right?
>>50233902https://streamable.com/9un4ys
>>50233882shut up smug retard he's been cancerously manipulating the thread with his relentless subversive samefagging for years
>>50233895kys
>>50233911are you going to post absolutely any evidence of this whatsoever
https://files.catbox.moe/h36ypi.mp4Imagine going on a date with this. Its in the realm of possibility. Learn that Japanese!
>>50233911oh heavens, the thread, think of the thread!its over. if he manipulated anything its that he manipulated all the sane people to leave
nuke russia PLEASE
>>50233926how many gigabytes of these videos do you have collected so far?
>>50233935and india
>>50233936No idea but I save on average 30-60 pictures/videos a day. Its just something Im always doing throughout the day,
>>50233930>he manipulated all the sane people to leavethe only person who bitches about a nonexistent tatsumoto is seethe and now bido because he's a gullible retard. no one else cares
>>50233915enabling him is even worse congratulations on being a useful idiot for fucking shart of all shills hope ur proud of ur dumbass self
you mean no one else is herethats 75% of the thread named in that postthe other 25% is me
>>50233895this is seethecel>>50233911this is bidolearn the difference it might save your life
>>50233945i hope you die in agony truly
>>50233947bido it is bizarre that you actually believe this based on literally nothing
>>50233952nope this is the last post i made >>50233857 well actually this one >>50233954>>50233957get better at recognizing people cocksucker
>>50233954you're so fucking dumb holy fuck
43 baited for this exact response shart damage control confirmed now
>>50233964smarter than you
im not seethy, at least not that particular seethy. he rims bido cuz the nigga scored a few points more than unko on the n1
>>50233963it's hard to tell the difference between you and seethe sometimes because you've been copying his brainless takes the past few months and when i say "yea that's obviously not true" you just get more mad lol>>50233972possibly but you're confident about something that is not at all true so it makes you seem very stupid.
>>50233978i dont copy anything i just say what i want to
maybe you retards should just use tripcodes so you can stfu
>>50233954agreed he is VERY triggered right now btw watch out for every sneak russian tactic canadian vpns have been activated
>>50233961this nigga just comes to an empty thread with 1 post per 3 hours lmao
>>50233978you're going back home
>>50233985
>>50233985if i were to put one on he would see that>>50231266>>50231383and>>50231320>>50231434were different posters and he'd accuse me of taking my trip off for some postssome people will never accept reality
>>50233996wouldn't have it any other way. not like you have anything to say anyway right?
thread lost its momentum
>>50233961>>50234001using filter lists to attention whorenew level of pathetic just dropped
the slaying of shart and the climax of djt
>>50234009nah i genuinely dont understand why youre here, provided you actually browse with that filter on and its not for attention
>bullied unko out>bullied jamal out>now bullied shart outwho's next?
>>50234009put a trip on
im right here though
>>50234026>and its not for attentionguess you'll never know
>>50234041shart
>>50234041not him but i have no idea who you are and it's ok because you don't matter
if youve posted today you are owned by me
posts ending with 50 are gay
lil j pup nibbling for attention
why does this place reads like a discord chatroom?
yeah hes tried like 4 times now getting increasingly desperate with each ignored attempt its pretty hilarious
>>50234062you tell me
>>50234062the boys go way back
crazy how dostoevsky predicted djt
its kinda fun watching you run in circles chasing the same boogiemenone minute it's shart, the next it's nora, then jamal, bido, unko, eastboundkind of sad that despite that none of them want to be your friend though
>>50234102mlen...
>>50234098now translate that into jap
imagine your life revolving around this thread and actually caring enough to associate posters with namessomeone needs to touch grass lol
>>50234119why
>>50234128>lolnice try unko
>>50234098shart's made me hate slavs so bad i can't get myself to read this
you guys are so fucking boring.Learn goddamn Japanese and stop talking literal whos from a million years ago. Fucking no life losers
djt is like playing wheres waldo so you can tell waldo to kill himself
and then what
thats it
yosh gonna clean my apartment
yosh gonna clean my asshole and get it ready for my grindr date tonight
queef should be the one pushing the icbm button to wipe out miniscourge for the dishonor hes brought upon his people
>miniscourgelol
Love あの
they got no ass
thats for sure in the top 5 worst anime asses of all time
>>50234229Now say it in japanese
theres only one blue birdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpsJWFuVTdI
blue bitch
cuck
kandosa??
so whats the correct reading of this? watched a native 実況 and he read it kandousa like queef did.
>>50234332no you didnta native wouldve said nanbyou ka no aida dousa wo tomeru
>>50234339https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uecEvPYoV0o&list=PLUDr8kOs73WeqYQYl6FjREIPdetb1qAY6maybe im not hearing it correctly but im pretty sure he does
>no timestamp
48:11
hes saying kan, dousa which is also ok
he did say that too bad he just cant readits the original texts fault
>>50234339shart acting like he knows his shit
>>50234360its not, you wouldnt say no kanits only kan if its part of something>>50234373you can check the dictionary
shame about the face
cool i hope women start dressing like that
why even wear anything just be naked
plausible deniability
and just like that, the last 3 posters of the daily japanese thread never posted again
just did
>>50234382why did you delete the image?
>日本人には本質的に、人間を越えた絶対的なもの、自然を越えた存在、我々が超自然と呼んでいるものにたいする感覚がないからですchat, is this true
>>50234489recent sydney sweeney with see-through dress
whoever the anon was that recommended Airlearn to me the other day, thanks! I bought it and like itI think this time I'm actually going to make it!
>this timeh-how many times were there?
>>50234497oo, I like her a lot, hot girl with good genetics
bet her farts smell like shit
cringe polshitter
>>50234498No problem Anon. A lot of language youtubers recommend it over Duo, and Ive learned a fair amount from it. Glad its working for you.
thank god eastbound is here to save the thread
true true its been a minute since we've had a homegrown lolcow
>>50234526is it owned by duolingo? it feels like the same designers
every modern app has the same soulless design
grok make sure the design has soul
not how it works minisoｿ
>>50234612I'm looking forward to grokipediaI want to read what it has to say about all the prefectures so I am ready for my future "moped across all of Japan" holiday I want to follow Nomad Push's example, looks so romantic visiting all those manga cafes across the country and eating discounted supermarket food every night.
discount human
im looking forward to this fat shit im about to take spreading my hole wide
>>50234597No, from what I know they just think Duolingo became too focused on making money rather than teaching language. And saw ways to improve the actual language learning, while also being cheaper and no ads.I know one example of the learning improvement is they show pictures instead of only word banks. So its more similar to learning by context / to make a better impression on your brain. And AirLearn is only $4.99/month vs Duolingo $12.99/month, much more reasonable. I like Duo too but AirLearn I def learn more.
>>50234711I bought both, and i have Tsurukame and Lingopie too
uppercasers really think the more idiot apps you use the better you get at japanese fascinating
uppercasers are winning
>>50234724I bought 4 total, I'd be open to buy one more if is is significantly different to the other 4, but I feel now I have all the bases covered
the problem I find with Airlearn is it is starting me at way too easy of a level, and I don't see a way to skip to a much harder level
>>50234718Lingopie I have but use rarely. Not a huge fan of the UI but I will use it if I have time. Im using all these apps for free, just swap between them. I am getting closer to activating the free trials but I only want one subscription. So I need to test all these premium models and decide which one.Tsurukame huh? Ill try that one out.
I'm studying 4 languages at once
>>50234742and learning none of them. fascinating
poopy ass butt poop
>>50234736Never a bad idea to go over the basics again
>>50234741Tsurukame is just Anki on the iphone, it is ok, sometimes a bit tedious
>>50234749it is a pain though in a language you are solidly intermediate in when you need to waste a couple of weeks on the app before it gets to teaching you anything new
>>50234741agree with you on Lingopie, the idea is great, but in reality it feels a bit clunky, the text size is too small, and watching and constantly pausing doesn't feel very productive. i could see it being much better to use if one was already 80% fluent and only needed immersion practice and to look up an occasional word
uppercasers winning the darwin awards
Most of my kanji skills come from memorizing gravure and jav girls names
>>50234748xiao ass da poop
Not Japanese.
just saw 雨が止んだ as 雨が歇んだ. love japanese
listening to kind of blue and it's technically obviously impressive and its nice to listen to but i dont get it really
me either
>>50234881dekinai
That anime looks like shit!
it really does
thats all anime
been in the doldrums of k8s debugging hell all day i want off this fuckin ride
been in the doldrums of k9s deknotting hell
should've gone with docker
>>50235030k8s i cant even think>>50235033i tried using docker swarm for this problem but it's a complete joke and i ended up building a shitty version of k8s on top of it so i just bit the bullet
>>50235044>>50235030jesus christ i thought 030 was my post lmfao fuck this shit
idk what docker or kubernetes actually are so it's ok
>>50235052lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtyNJP4CIkI
soiware for low iq code monkeys
yeah i figured since ur suggestion made no sense but i thought id reply without being an asshole for once
daydreaming of nozomi kitay
koitu wa kitay wo nozondeiru
my nozomi...
>>50235070This but あのちゃん
this but the shotgun id use to splatter your brains
>>50235117vocaroo the text on that picture
you dont know his japanese level (and you never will)
its mlen youd think by now hed know at least some jp
https://streamable.com/v6we9a
thanks mlen
>>50234888djt on the left
shart on the right
u just cant capture this kinda subtlety with a barbaric language like english
>>50235284love being able to read hidden shit like this
https://files.catbox.moe/myv5gu.mp4Only an Asian girl is capable of having energy like this, due to the purity in her heart. Its so incredible attractive and cute and I need it in my life.
i cant take these posts anymore have to filter mlenbound
>>50235353fire!
おはようおにいちゃんおいしいものをたべるとなおるよ
>>50235178ngl she has a soothing voice
ngl didnt click
remember when the trash taste guys used to proudly talk about watching some of the most extreme hentai but now in the last couple years since all the tourist outrage has gotten so big they try to avoid that topic pretty much
@381
sydney sweeney has a 7/10 face and that's with professional makeup and being generous but people act like she's the hottest woman alive. i dont get it, is just cause she has a nice rack?
>>50235396i half think u talking about me and half not
>>50235396no ive never watched a single second of greasygook and co
>>50235376same voice https://streamable.com/y25rhr
>>50235411>>50235178i could've shagged her...
why would i listen to a podcast called "trash taste"
>>50235408I wish they would just be honest and keep promoting that stuff but I can understand that making money and not getting canceled probably is their priority
as for me i stopped at femboy ntr (a la あんこまん) so i think im kind of immune against the more degen stuff
>>50235420to feel superior
>>50235421they used to talk about fapping to the crudest ecchi and doujin stuff, it was awesome
hon ni mewo toosite, soredake de zenbu wakaru (ki ga suru)
the only podcast i listen to is the djt podcast
>djt podcastno such thing
howard was in it recently, haven't you hearD?
56 newfag
whens my turn?
>>50235401big nice tits like that are rare. also she acts kinda slutty which is hot
ungoogledchromium just deleted adblock origin today from my extensions wth
yeah because chrome manifest v3 you gotta use firefox
wdym i simply readded it
>>50235472daddario had nicer tits in her prime and she gained no traction
>>50235482it doesnt have full functionality iirc
>>50235480i couldve asked grok
>>50235485sydney markets herself a lot more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeyNthB7Q4w
https://files.catbox.moe/zv9beg.mp4
brown incels have a deep discussion over mid white celebs
sharty be like that
sharty b
lmfao
>>50235507im white and im not an incel i got blown a week ago and ill prolly fuck this weekend
>>50235519post sexts as proof or you're full of shit
19 yeah but not the shitskin you were talkNig to
im not posting shit nigga wtf lol
>>50235284the editor actually took this into account via font choice and bolding
21 owned 31might wanna think twice before posting fake stories on djt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_G85i63m-8
getting blown on my private jet while on a weekend business trip
>>50235503>>50235538to both of you:post your most recently finished vinny
>>50235519man you ain't fuggin on shit nigga gtf outta here man
>>50235480librewolf is better
>>50235548ill keep that in mind when im balls deep in a few days
>>50235563itsudemoiiyo
>>50235563What is a vinny?
why did you have to break the illusion mlenbound
too slow here today, I'm going to go watch some Asmongold/Emiru videos on youtube
no way you said that without expecting to be told to kill yourself
>轢断why does this exist
crazy how the japanese can just end a subordinate clause with an adverb and legally so!?!?!
asmon is dumb and emiru is ugly under the makeup
>>50235611wow i have no idea what this word israkudan? deciding on something without any care/diligent though? would be epic if i were right...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbGrBW4Eo_g
>nigga doesnt know 轢くgrim
thanks for the insight shart
i know hiku i just didn't see it in that jukugo... tough luck i guess
*sassy black lady voice*mmhmm
are you mocking me?
>>50235631get this bigotry off djt
>>50235619Asmon is based and Emiru has godly hips, legs, waist, etc
i can make you blush ;)read this: 畚
miniconcern
isn't she box shaped
https://www.tiktok.com/@memeshouten/video/7566559421569010952important cultural transmission
>>50235663lol
>>50235676he abused a robot on stream recently
>>50235676lmao
>>50235681good fuck clankers
>i know X i just didn't see it in that jukugoyeah that's a ngmi from me bud
i know hiku tho wanna see the stats for the card in my anki?
>>50235695what good does that do when you can't put 轢断 together in your head as 轢き断つ
>shits the bed>but muh statslul
when i came here a few months ago the thread was schizo but not as schizo as it is now. what happened?
>>50235722boredom after jamal left
i was obviously memeing the whole taim
>>50235722jamal left so people have to pretend to like twitch grifters to get (you)s
wtf
post immersioni'll even allow hololive today
dis wouldn'ta happened if u got charged with one account of 轢き逃げ you're clearly not immersing enough
damn its almost been a year since my trip to japan wish i could go again
went to japan it was nothing special
>>50235744https://files.catbox.moe/tqri6q.movIve been listening to her stream for the past ~4 hours
didn't go to japan and it was special
id say it was special in my experience cause its so different from the shithole i call home and i had a lot of fun
i liked the food and public bath was a fun experiencebut overall it made me feel like japan is a first world country and the usa isnt
>>50235744no jp holo is currently live sorry
there is no place better on earth than america if you are rich
also i want to have sex with more japanese women if im being honest with you guys
every place on earth is good if you are rich
Yeah.I cant wait to live in Japan. Ive never left America or the coast Im at. I have to do it
japan is cool but it's sad if you can't speak the language. i had two girls flirting with me at a restaurant in kyoto but i couldn't really say anything.
yeah if you live like tony stark in malibu you dont give a shit about japan
every bar i went to was a fuckin sausage fest tbqh tried going to an aisekiya when shitfaced but you cant go in alone for whatever reason
>>50235796I hope you prepare accordingly while you still can to be your best and most attractive self when you get there.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuEEiccz39Q
>>50235562>>50235801seether...
>>50235800You should have just started speaking in English and be super animated. They wont know what you talking about but thats kinda rizz in it’s own way if you are super confident
>>50235817yeah we chatted a bit. I was just trying to chill with my dad and eat tasty food and drink sapporo so after talking and taking pictures we went back to our respective meals. this was a long time ago
went to a few yokocho in tokyo but golden gai was the best even though everyone on the internet kept saying how its full of muh tourists when in reality every bar was just japanese people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVQNNq_p30othere is a spy family musical???
are you new to japan
never had sex never will
>>50235563i dont read porn sorry
dreamed that I smashed cuckbound's teeth in with an hammer
>an hammer
native level mistake
native retard
unhammered >:3
>>50234350>>50234355This guy is making mistakes. He reads 刄 as やいば despite it referring to scissors
jack shitter spotted
>>50235915>an hammerPerhaps work on your first language first, before tackling Japanese, little guy.
>>50235962out of your lane post
retard got dunked on by beastbound you love to see it
>>50235962and just like that toromibound has utterly defeated djt
self own
>>50235922>>50235925>>50235932>>50235941>>50235946>>50235962>>50235974>>50235981gotcha with the bait typo
yare yare, ore mo mada mada daze
oh yea
chat is she trans???
生まれてこのかたこれくらいのアホに出会すなんてはじめてだ
...
lol
>>50236043you went through to reply to everyone who laughed at you so now theres an index of everyone laughing at you, nice
>>50235962it's 4chan, very few people here speak english as a first language. don't be a chud about it.
>>50236108sasuga sharty
あのちゃん’s voice is insanely cute. I actually cant handle. I just want to hug her so tight that she makes a noise
eh i'll pass
eslbound ragging on other esls thats rich
just spoke to a 22 yo jp girl that got cheated on by her 32 yo australian boyfriend with a 17 yo lol
wow hes literally me
she was pretty qt too but i guess the underage punani cant be resisted
haven't been here in a bit. any new ecelebs i should obsess about?
>>50236384shart and mlen
djt has hit rock bottom
my leg is about to hit yours
drank half a bottle of bottom shelf vodka
bido i kneel...
>>50236335Thats messed up. I would be super loyal to any Asian woman that gave me the time of day. Its like being able to date an actual Angel, a higher being, a Goddess, and you cheat with another Goddess? What more do you need?
asian women expect you to cheat on them and think its cringe and beta if you dont though
>>50236419kneel bitch
yea matt mentioned this
>>50236427ok my bitch... *kneels on your throat*
>>50236434try it motherfucker it'll be the last thing you ever do
nah ill do ur mom right after
>>50236424According to the street interviews, they either really dont like it, or tolerate it. None of them "like" it. The ones that tolerate it, just some think its too suffocating to hinder the guy's sex drives. And are only kinda okay with it if it pays for the sex, since he isnt developing feelings for a girl.I would think if you coom to anime girls / Kpop idols or something thats probably perfectly fine to them though, compared to prostitution
never getting hangovers is a blessing and a curse>>50236443stfu retarded yellow fever cocksucking moron
>>50236420>I would be super loyal to any Asian woman that gave me the time of day.bro is gonna be an ntr protagonist
do you really think they would answer honestly to a random street interviewer while on camera
bro is gonna get an orbital fracture from the force of my boot on his stupid face
shoui mogs the entire universe
yoshanki donepitch accent test done11h immersion(podcast) done寝る (´っ･ω･)っ
*farts*ok time to sleep
bitch accent test
おやすtranny
who hurt you
むずかしい質問がありますにほんは独立国ですか？
crazy how 61 is putting so much effort but its all pointless cuz he was born as a ngmi
true true
kys projecting crabs
loser triggered
ハッピーハロウィン
scary hag
my dick is getting whore fatigue
if autism were cured 90% of this thread would disappear
なにがハッピーでハロウィンなのん？頭ハッピーなだけじゃない？
>>50236547I literally hate this.
super sentai is ending
super shitgay
>>50236604Toshiki Inoue the goat
https://files.catbox.moe/gobsk4.mp4Rate her taste in manga? These are top 3
sshhiitsshitshitwhere is the shounen
>>50236599in a sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnGcW5PA4so
https://rcdn.kyut.dev/n/netorare-manga-no-kuzu-otoko-ni-tensei-shita-hazu-ga-heroine-ga-yottekuru-ken/chapter-5-1/3.webpWhat does お前持ってんな mean in this page?
>>50236610this is literally my taste10/10
>>50236610juliet is peak kanokari is garbage 5/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmTJQVnNq5Y
>>50236664I'm reading this manga and I find it kind of funny.>MC gets reincarnated as the Chad in a NTR manga>Decides not to NTR the protagonist and avoid the FMC>But it turns out, the FMC is actually a fucking cheating whore pretending to be innocent>Seeks him out and tries to be alone with him>He "attacks" her in a creepy way so she gets scared off>She gets even hornier and chases him harder>Forces her way into his apartment at night (he lives alone)>Cooks him a meal and spends time with him>When she slips and MC catches her, he tries pulling away but she grabs him and pulls him in closer>MC has flashback of having slept with a girl who looks like FMCAnd then when she goes back home, it's implied that FMC's mom is the woman that the MC slept with. She also starts shlicking it in bed thinking of NTR Chad. Lol.22 chapters and I'm on the 3rd.
Not reading anything related to NTR simple as
>>50236664持ってる（運を味方にする力を）持ってるギャンブルてきな文脈？
>>50236714Understandable. I don't like NTR either. I simply tried the first chapter out of curiosity and kept reading the following out of amusement.
ntr artists usually have the best art so i have to read it
I wish I could be reincarnated as a Japanese person in Japan. I wish I was Japanese so badly.
>>50236664sense 7 on jmdicthttps://youtu.be/it8RZuozCm0?t=93
>>50236610seems about right for a teenager. if you're an adult male reading those though...
>>50236896seconding this
きょうのにほん事実を報道すると有罪（ただし暗札は禁止）なんか軽い旧ソ連みたいだなあとおもうよ
moe is adorable
>>50236912>暗札lmfao
lole
>>50231158効果的な暗記のコツ試験勉強で暗記が苦手という人は多い。しかし、ちょっとした工夫で記憶力は向上する。まず大切なのは、繰り返すことだ。一度に完璧に覚えようとせず、何回かに分けて覚える方が効果的である。朝起きてすぐと寝る前の復習は特に効果があるそうだ。また、声に出して読んだり、手で書いたりすることで、より記憶に残りやすくなる。関連付けて覚えることも有効だ。例えば、歴史の年号は語呂合わせにすると覚えやすい。さらに、適度な休憩も重要だ。疲れた脳では新しい情報を受け入れにくい。50分勉強したら10分休むというリズムを作ると良いだろう。
shall we poop yon walls?
Not Japanese. Discuss Japanese.
>>50237071He sounds great. I was blown away!
TRVTHNUKE
>>50237126hes not right you know
民主主義である以上は選挙の結果は受け入れないといけない日本ルールに従うという外国人がいて日本ルールに従う気がない外国人がいて同じ待遇にするというのは前者に失礼という選挙で方向性が決まった単純な外国人排斥ではないとおもうよ
unko is F- tier foreigner
hiraite goma
>>50237176least i live in japan
not the own you think it is
wasnt supposed to be
L
keeping crying lol
thank god everyday that im not a tripfag
>lol
seems like an odd thing to think about every day
ooo he mad now lol
will you upgrade your pc this year or next year?
never7 years strong baby
upgrading to ultrawide diaper
aren't you a K-man? :3
>>50237374Im Zapanese! Im Zapanese!
>>50237383nice to meet you, Z-man? :)
based holos
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6Way60dG6CU
>>50237409only I have to do is trick her (｢・ω・)｢ｶﾞｵｰ
>>50237071dame are those some high quality foreigners? hairline says no>>50237409>show translationeotp易きにつく
i always hit the show translation button on 4chan
>>50237071u just now that nigga feelin right at home on matt's casting couch cause that is basically a bunk bed in the back there
>>50237561https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r3IHDr7M2s
not funny didn't laugh
same
fucking hell finally got a good texthooking setup on my gnu/linux machine. its vinny time
linux users are so sad lol
>>50237126so koreans and chinese
at least im not getting spied on
https://x.com/dei_hitler/status/1983334025499746619
>>50237706time to take your meds lil bro
the only good thing usa has over japan is gay marriage being legal
>(You)itadakimaaasu
https://streamable.com/k6g56m
>>50237740you mean japan has over the us
emersionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4eGxOp6Tvkholodex.net for different povs
which one of you is this?
>>50237765why are so many weebs racist and sexist
>>50237800these types never understand that only a max of like 1% of women have an OF, and only a fraction of those do b/g
>>50237872its 2% actually
>>50237862dunno theyre just angry people igperhaps the media presents a world in which theyd feel more tolerated
that interviewing japan guy should stop talking about politics and make more videos about jav
>duuuude i love porn hnnng
if i tell you this is a trick question, could you read 叩く? (only one reading per try allowed)
if the answer is はたく i don't see how it's a trick question
>>50238060omedetou! that was a quick solve
why do people who dont speak or know japanese love to get hung up on single words and how to read them
first time i heard 引っ叩く i thought they said hip attack
its ogre
おっ死ぬ
>>50238163chi
miss lolifag
smell yo peen?
wtb funny/good posts pst
hit me with that gay shit
すくすく育て( ˘ω˘)ｳﾑｯ
肛門の“扉”が開く時
>>50238467you will never be japanese
are you really that stupid or shitposting
>>50236815Thanks!
>埃を叩くi don't know if you can get this one, guys. it's quite a doozy
>>50237872Yeah but the other 60% keep posting thirst traps on Instagram and TikTok while fucking Chads from Tinder. The other 40% are too old and spend their time seething at men for the "pedophilia" of fucking hot women.
>>50237862Because racism and sexism are the truth, and weebs lack the oversocialization that keeps most people from learning or accepting the truth.99.99% of history and prehistory was racist and sexist. Modern era is an aberration.
>>50237339bought a new one a month ago
you bought but did not build a new pc? that's pleb shit
>>50238636moron
i bought the components and built it
>>50238709good boy
its the last time ill build it myself though its a pain in the ass and it costs like 20 euros to have someone do it for me
man iunno dis mite b the hardest anki card inna WORLD rite nao shieeet
lil ankigga has ancient alien petroglyphs on his cards
>>50238698>>50238709>>50238715I'm too poor to do this. I don't even have the $150-300 needed to buy a 10 year old laptop/PC to have a more powerful machine than my current one.
tataku = hithataku = completely use all of ones moneywhere is my medal called og?
>>50238726じゃもっと実入りがいい仕事に就いたほうがいいと
>>50238726shoulda gotten a skill set highly valued in the marketplace :thumbs_up:
>>50238736which reading is this >>50238654 ?
>>50238739仕事がないんだよ。といって仕事を見つけてくれないか。
>>50238750let me think about this one
>>50238748Being an Indian wageslave bootlicker isn't a skill, though.What are the skills that you speak of?
>>50238758read that as: let me consult grok
>>50238759engineer, doctor, lawyer, same stuff that's been valued since forever
do not rejeeeeeeeeeeeect
>>50238767There are countless graduates in those professions working dead end wagie jobs that barely pay their bills if at all. Some are working their professions but earn little money due to competition or depressed wages from oversupply.
>>50238754出来っこない
>>50238777about as dishonest as a post can get but ill let you off the hook since you're prolly in a bad spot and coping
>>50238758times up. the answer is:both readings be valid
>>50238778iirc (and my gut feeling is usually right about these things) this stands for dekirukotonai
>>50238778なるほどね。いつもいつもそんな展開なんだな、“仕事をやれぃ”と言っても“仕事を見つけて“と言われたら何も出来なくて黙るしかないさ。やはり。
same guy >>50235624
>>50238792iirc (and my gut feeling is usually right about these things) then you should stfu
lawl
>>50238785The one coping is you. It's not hard to find people like the ones I'm describing, or to find people who know people like that. They're all over the internet and in real life.This isn't my first time having this conversation.
yea i think >>50238832 is winning this argument
yeah not reading that
>>50238815世間の荒波にもまれてきちゃったな、お前
>>50238832>According to the American Bar Association (ABA), approximately 87.1% of 2024 law school graduates in the U.S. secured full-time, long-term jobs that either required bar passage or for which a J.D. was an advantage within ten months of graduation> A report from EngineeringUK found that 60% of engineering and technology graduates in paid employment were working in engineering companies 15 months after graduation .Another study by the Royal Academy of Engineering indicated that 69% of engineering graduates go into engineering occupationsit's even higher for doctors considering just how long it takes to graduate. a lot of the people that don't fall into the categories above also probably just go into adjacent professions like consulting. you are coping it's really that simple. if you had acquired these skillsets that have always and will always be in demand to varying degrees you would have had great odds of going into a good career and no amount of outlier cope will change that. sucks to suck!
>>50238867>muh doctored statistics are the absolute truth>9 out of 10 jewish lawyers get secured a job at Shekelberg Law Firm Inc.
>>50238883yep and theres the unvarnished cope. like clockwork lmao
>>50238883i know a jamal post when i see one
そして決して勘が狂わない
>>50236704>>50236719I keep on reading and this bastard is blessed by the gods.>FMC realizes NTR Chad fucked her mom>This makes her even hornier and she thanks Chad because her mom was depressed from losing her husband but now she's happy>She asks Chad whether he would fuck her too>FMC Mom phone calls Chad and tells him she's going on a business trip for a couple of days>Asks him to stay in her house with her daughter so she isn't alone (implying she has no problem with them fucking)Osananajimi friend never had a chance. Not only is his CF love interest a whore, but her own mother gave the Chad her blessing and tries to set Chad up with her daughter over himself.Poor man. My heart hurts for him. In this genre the Chad supposedly is always an evil scumbag ruining relationships for no reason, but here he's as innocent as he can be. The world just bends to make him come out on top.
damn only read like 1 sentence of ur post but it sure does sound awful
women only enjoy sex in fiction
my cock smells
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J4-dzTI7c1wWatching this and recreating the meal and eating it after makes me feel like I have a Japanese wife.
sorriest lumps of meat ive ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exmTYBVVuy0
>>50239133But wouldn't that make YOU the Japanese wife?And I fucking hate YouTube's AI auto dub tracks. Most retarded idea the platform has ever implemented. If I click on a Japanese video, it's because I expect to hear Japanese.The only time this feature has ever been useful was that single time I watched a Russian video without knowing Russian.
>>50239166this shit been in my recommends for weeks
>>50239175I have neer seen that feature must have disabled it
sonic BOOBS
>>50239166i tried using this but its fucking impossible to get it to show japanese people if you dont live in japan. spent like an hour fiddling with a chrome extension i made and absolutely nothing could get past their geolocation stuff
i remember your earlier posts cuz it was the dumbest shit i ever read
what was dumb about it
>>50239254What about VPNs?
grok fix my halfassed chrome extension
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc3YFkYbiUoyep she's in the mental asylum again
>>50239274my tests were with a vpn + the chrome extension that tried to block all the geo bullshit and it did nothing
>>50239297What happened?
bitch playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes
>>50239372she was in the hospital for one month and came back to streaming and had a little melty for hoursbasically she talked unfiltered about her childhood, family, home stay experience, and management
>>50238979I stopped reading. The drama had a disatisfying resolution to say the least.At seeing that his girl would get stolen, MC decided to give her rape correction (literally), but Chad appeared and stopped him, while FMC got put off and decided never to associate with him again (EVEN THOUGH the Chad did the very same thing a few chapters back to scare her off, yet it only made her hornier instead). So now Chad and FMC are in a sort of official relationship without MC actually getting NTR'd.With this, the basic premise of the manga is finished. What comes after will be completely unrelated and thus not interesting perforce.What should have happened is the Chad and the MC becoming bros, and the Chad giving advice so the MC could keep the girl or the Chad+MC recognizing that FMC is a filthy whore and throwing her to the streets.
>>50239398I see. It seems she wants to stop but the contract is keeping her from it.
>>50239418ntr manga with charao+mc yaoi
ntr manga but its my foot driving your head towards the pavement
finally found a reason
>>50239428she said repeatedly in the stream she wants to move out of home and live alone but cant because she is paying the rent for her mother and sisterand they both treat her unwell and live off herher dad wanted her to be a boy and left her mom sometime after she was bornshe also said she cant make any friends in hololive but could in the hospital so yeah maybe she wants to quit
ハッピーハロウィン！
shes scary but in a different sense
>>50239464y-you too!
people who dress up animals are also scary
>>50239455Damn, that's rough.
heymy cock smells
why do zoomers think every joke that has any sort of gay innuendo is "crazy work" or "wild" or "insane"? i thought they were the tolerant age group
zoomers have no brains of their own, they are quickly and easily reprogrammed as quickly as the news cycle changes
when i see crazy work i instantly get homicidal
thats brazy work not even capping..
yooooooooo
dont care paying for sex is lame
why do the people here talk like a zoomer when they're like 35 years old
why do you take it up the ass when god said no sodomy
i think its funny
>>50239627you end up paying one way or another
ill take paying 15 euro for some drinks and fucking a girl that wants to fuck me over paying 200 euro to fuck a used up whore that had another dick in her an hour earlier
id only pay them to teach me some moves
just watch porn with manuel ferrara and copy what he does
cumming from the ass is based
cumming from the ass is a gay myth
if you havent tried it you wouldnt know. i bet youd cum from the ass
>>50239678he whispers a lot of things in their ears while having sex with them
that sounds icky
>>50239692yep
i will not talk or make sounds during sex
neither will she
women either want to be praised or called a slut or even both
it doesnt even matter what you mumble in their ear though it feels incredibly uncomfortable doing it the first few times
sexhavers leave this board and thread right now
あの has to have cutest face ever
seconding what 15 saidnormgroids out
whats the issue
>>50239715i don't have sex i just read about it online
>>50239715>>50239720https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUBfiuwZCeA
this is the otaku culture board. otaku dont have sex. if you have sex you arent otaku. LEAVE NOW REEEEEEE
>>50239717you can have her but i'll marry tanaka reina
dont posts momusus they remind me of og
og loved to have dirty things whispered to her over vocaroo
>>50239744shes like 50 years old now
>>50239763and? there is no upper age limit to marrying someone
alrigh unko
stfu unko
unko says
nangumi
nothing, hes eating out of a diaper
>>50239717smashing yours in with with my size 15 boot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_hvAp23sOkrip to my nigga ace [*]
>>50239717she could do way better with a little thumbpullinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFSXQtDF5tE
Sometimes I wonder if I am delusional. At times I get these insane aspirations and Im convinced it’s basically impossible for me to fail. Greatness and legendary status is right around the corner for me.If Im being honest, my Japan plans are starting to develop into way bigger goals involving the country. I dont plan on just living there. Im going to thrive. I dont even mention them here because logically I know its unlikely, but emotionally I feel like its basically impossible for it not happen when I have this amount of drive and confidence.Regardless, learning Japanese, going to Japan, getting a girl, thats all difficult but not insane delusion. But I can secretly planning for things even more grand for myself. But Ill keep it to myself, that shouldnt be my “official” goals
the diaper thing rly got to unko
let a man huff in peace goddamn you
reheat in the microwave to propagate a nice aroma
>>50239801>At times I get these insane aspirations and Im convinced it’s basically impossible for me to fail.self-programming and positive feedback loops are a thingyou will manifest your dream reality
toxic positivity only makes the fall worse
but the fall never comes if you delude yourself enough? i fail to see the problem
*falls face first into a nice full diap*
what does diap mean?
unironically how to fix the nazi issue in weeb culture?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS9X0rLakcMunko and his diaps theme song
>>50239851weeb culture doesnt exist anymore anime is normie nowso the nazi issue is in normie culture that then bled into anime fandom
>>50239886how to fix it?
>>50239903put more incest and loli fanservice into anime
Giant loaded diap falling from the sky crushing unko
grok explain djt diap culture
grok explain how i can roast a pork tenderloin to a perfect 155F and it still be fucking dry
5060 ti 8gb or9060 xt 16gb?
meat was meant to be eaten raw preferably with the blood still inside
>>50239947get at least 12 gigs of vram
>>50239948the only raw meat i eat is your mothers asshole
enjoy her biome i guess
you guys are weird
shitty gut biome detected
>>50240036https://streamable.com/u7h4i3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sds2Y88YGBEsex
dis nigga gay
n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2loY-oxBE64think i love shiki no uta more but this song is so great too
yoooo dr. who?
kys
>>50240076why?
>>50240076
>>50240088NO DON'T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j19_bA515Wsmiss early 2010s soulless edm
new poe league starts in 20 minutes see you suckers next month
>the fact that...>this man...>you can tell that...low iq flags
stop attacking low iqs
>her X got bannedNoooo why. I was just on her profile yesterday
>daph's is still upphew
64dude this bitch is so fake. even ai slop looks better than this
>>50240134imagine not hitting 100 in 3 days, you must suck lmao
>>50240191next month is tomorrow anon :^)
imagine playing some gay ass game from like 20 years ago
>>50240183No shes insanely hot lol. I dont get this weird thing guys do where they pretend they arent attracted to 10/10s. Also its not really fake, like sure there is a ton of make up but people overestimate filters and assume everyone uses them. She would look like this IRL if you visit her cafe
Why are you learning Japanese?
>faker pillowgook detected
>>50240219Also XD
>>502401963 days playime
>>50240212broski you are lunatic
>>50240212retard
>>50240212The Maidreaming I went to had a much cuter looking maid.
>>50240224>knowing who some random gook is
i tried watching league once like 10 years ago and remembered that pic
>>50240219i look like this
>>50240299good for you but maybe gain a little weight
tf is that finger
stupid monkey ape
>>50237251>least i live in japanleast im not a mental ill
thats man baby
>>50240351Uhhh. This is weird. Also a hair fetish is gross
351old photohe's ripped now
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IxBVheLxEpU
>>50240388lol. matto could beat his ass
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B5ohyYw2VS0
fuckします!
>>50240388dunno how the little twerps keep ragging on him when they know they would get their faces completely bashed in by that fist
*shoots u**itudemoii poses*
shut up jamal
i want jks
>>50240351mlen why are you responding to the trip you stole and pretending the person you are responding to is unko.
>>50240420>matto could beat his asslol
lets be real. everybody here could beat mattos ass, even the girls
I could roll on matt and suffocate him.
like no matter how bad bunko would beat the shit out of you, at least you can always feel good that matto exists
who is better at japjamal or howard?
moe
shoui
arnold
aidsbound should join tmw discord
Guess i'm too dumb to figure it out but why "もどーってこたないって" it's translated to "it's no big deal"?
nigga ask chatgpt this is not the ask stupid questions general
yes
>>50240577you dont have to think just grok it
for me its remu suzumori
I've been having a lot of fun with AI making up fantasy stories with programming puzzles for me
imagine if unko starred in a video like 3 guys 1 hammer that would be hilarious
no it wouldn't
>>50240667looool
>>50240624I mean how do i know it's the right translation. Since the words by itself don't mean that...
unko's destruction
I watch Pewdiepie videos and wish I could be living that kind of life in Japan
don't we all brother
I want to go to Japan so much; more than anything. I want to be able to read ノルウェーの森 from back to back. I want to have a cute Japanese girlfriend. I want to be able to have real conversations with HAL. I want to be able to get lost in manga for hours at a time.I want to be Japanese.
Pewdiepie just showed his new $20,000 PC he just built, maxxed everything
idk being in japan but not being able to fuck any of the women (provided you arent a dirtbag) kinda blows
>>50240805he did it. now he's banging midget japanese women in his box apartment
>>50240805having a japanese girlfriend would ruin your life though, they are demanding and psychologically stressful, I'd much rather be single and live the concafe life and health clubs
>>50239801So what's the grand plan? Becoming a celebrity?
>>50240810I mean thats anywhere though. Men cant bang 90% of women they want to. But the ones that slip through the cracks, can happen in Japan too. And you get a blazing hot Japanese girl for the 1% that show interest in you. All you need is one to be the happiest person ever
>>50240853you are delusional if you believe you would be happy, maybe for the first little while
for fapping and simping I love Japanese girls, but for marriage I am smart enough to stay within my own culture
>>50240853no you stupid fuck i meant because he's married also put your trip back on and kys
>>50240846I dont want to reveal much because Im serious about this idea. But Ive thought of a concept that would appeal to the Japanese youth, inherently overlooks my age, inherently overlooks that Im not Japanese, and will attract attention from communities I like (Jirai Kei (eyebag girls), possibly Ano)I can’t say anything more though. Thats probably already too much.
I want to be fluent so I can talk to host girls and buy them lots of drinks and then go home alone, stop at seven to grab a yanmaga and ice cream and then fap and sleep and repeat the next day
talked to a girl that works as a hostess yesterday she seemed nice enough
>>50240853having a 10/10 wife is overrated. isn't there some chinese proverb about putting a ring on a loyal, plain woman who is a freak in the sheets?
never understood freak in the sheets like what does that entail? only thing that comes to mind is letting you fuck her ass but maybe im just too vanilla
>>50240883if she spoke English at all you didn't get the authentic experience
>>50240891we spoke online in japanese
>>50240886better to have a loyal wife that doesn't mind if you simp on hot Asian girls and doesn't mind that you fap a lot too, sex is a lot of work
>>50240876I think you're treading a dangerous path leading into delusion and fantasy. Look up maladaptive daydreaming. I'm sure you think your idea is good and will allow you to be cool and hang out with cute 18 year olds, but I seriously doubt that will happen in reality.
>>50240896online is depressing
>>50240901id rather speak to someone online for free than pay for the privilege of their fuckin company but to each their own i guess
>>50240888i would recommend having sex and then you'll understand that different women approach sex differently. same with men, some guys just get on top and jackhammer for 5-10 minutes without even eating the puss or playing with her nipples.
>>50240906that is depressing, reel life where you can look in their eyes or stare at their boobs is far superior... if you are ok with online you might as well talk to AI
>>50240901>>50240914do you know what a hostess is?
>>50240907first off id recommend you kill yourself. second is if freak in the sheets just means that she's enthusiastic about fucking and isn't just a dead fish then fine but it's not exactly freaky to like to get fucked and put some effort into it
>>50240900Maybe. I mean, im still going for my “proper” plan of getting a normal skill/job. Best to have multiple irons in the fire. If i progress in this idea and find it to be stupid in a month Ill just drop it
>>50240917of course, I've gone to concafe's and bought drinks for the girl before, she hangs out and talks with you for hours as long as you keep spending money
when i was in japan you could just go to any bar in a yokocho and talk to the women there and a lot of them were qt enough so i dont get the point of spending money on it
>>50240918why are you such an angry virgin
>>50240928the hostess girls are better company and hotter looking
i thought japanese don't like when you go to their little bars and those spots are reserved for regulars
>>50240933im not an angry virgin i just think you should kill yourself and rid the world of your stench. appreciate it. >>50240935how would you know >>50240940people paid for my drinks twice so i dont think they minded
>>50240940there are tons of concafes everywhere, lots not busy, sure you could get a regular be jealous but often they would be happy to sit with you talking to the same girl too, they aren't that possessive because for most they are just getting drunk after work and they know they aren't getting anything from the girl other than a few hours of talking anyways
>>50240946>how would you knowunlike you, I actually go to Japan often
>>50240946i accept your concession
>>50240952yeah dont think youve ever spoken to a japanese woman without paying for it but you do you bro somebody has got to live the life of a pathetic loser :thumbs_up:
Also I was talking to chatgpt about my idea and told it to be critical and it still insisted my concept is solid. But yeah maybe ChatGPT is catering too much to my fantasy. I know talking to AI can be dangerous with skewing reality.
dame nobody got my reference
run a local llm and ask it about suicide
>>50240963why are you doing this to yourself?
>>50241002Im just a big idea ambitious person. Maybe its silly idk. But we should all ground ourselves and focus on the next stuff: back to studying more Japanese
>>50241030*next step
>>50240992they're literally not allowed to help you on that retardtrust me i tried to prompt it asking it for help but it just linked hotlines
has to be bait
So anyway what is everyones next big milestone involving learning Japanese?
>>50241063mastering かたかな
>>50241063I want to learn how to say "pee is stored in the balls" in Japanese
I won't be able to immerse next month due to no nut november.All Japanese immersion content is erotic.
>>50241080I mean you could immerse with a male
>>50241086I don't want to catch the gay...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo_twjO5jRI
>>50241080it's over. we will have to go on without you bro
ハッピーハロウィン、・ｄｊｔ・！
who fucking cares about halloween
npc uppercasers
i do care halloween = lots of cute holo art
>>50240963Try grok. He's more of an asshole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3S2zDRlMFM
>>50241120ganbare nora
shant be clicking
lookin forward to jlpt
looking forward to nora failing the jlpt and also to never have to take it myself again
>>5024115611:17 lmfao
>>50241120happy heroine?
>>50241156>>50241174wife material. i call dibs.
for me its the one next to her
for me its none of them cause i aint watching that *yabadabadabs*
thanks for telling us how cool you are attention whore
you're welcome cocksucker
bidos a sad little man
actually been feeling pretty good lately generally happy with my life atm
>getting good at Japanese>friends wife (most annoying, argumentative, combative person ever) tells us shes learning Japanese>dont even want to mention Im learning it anymore, she will get competitive and try to always 1-up me, and correct meShit like this makes me want to keep it completely to myself. Its a shame because I was having fun with it and want to talk about it.
seethecel coach this guy
>>50241228https://www.textfugu.com/season-1/hard-way/1-6/#top
i think that might only be an issue for very stupid people cause ive always told my friends and family what im doing and ive never failed at learning anything i put serious effort into
>>50241237Thanks, i needed to hear that. I’ve dropped so many things because Ive talked about it too soon. Maybe that is cope to make it feel like Im further along. But also how some friends react to it and get competitive, ruins it for me.Ill keep quiet
>>50241228i don't even tell people about japanese anymore because i don't practice output so i would sound like howaado if i tried to speak. i should practice output.
>>50241237I remember being told by a self help guru that you should always tell people what are you doing. It makes it a real thing in the world so you hold yourself accountable. its not in your head anymore. But Ive found whenever I do that it just discourages me. And I don’t know why it does, but almost withouy fail it demotivates me. Think I need to let go of that idea
>>50241244>>50241255are you 15 year old girls? why is your mental state so fragile?
dame we got jcs in djt
>>50241259it's djt everyone here is fragile and ill
jamile...
i have this song feintly stuck in my head and but i can't find it with the few words that i still know and im too shy to hum it to a search engine >_<
maybe you'll be more comfortable after you transition
>im too shy to hum it to a search engine not a real post nobody is this retarded
>>50241259You have to understand the dynamic with me and my friend / his wife. Whenever I do anything, they will turn it into a competition and I fucking hate it. Im never allowed to be the knowledgeable one. They need to be the expert. They will pick up the same hobbies as me, play the same video games, etc. just so they can “pass me up”. Ive tried every technique to dispel this attitude of theirs. I don’t think they even realize they do it. My only options at this point is to just not tell them what Im doing / into, until Im so far past them they cant pass me up, or just outright tell them this behavior pisses me off which i dont want to do
>>50241305how am i not real idgi
>>50241308To add further onto this, they were learning Japanese at one point but stopped. Now that they know Im learning they will probably start it again so i cant pass them up. My only hope is to completely never mention it again, so they hopefully forget and stop. Until I reach N3 and Im super passed them. They will seethe they cant play catch up and i know more
>>50241308bro why do you give a shit what your friends wife thinks about what you do? if she's gonna be an annoying cunt about it just dont talk about it when she's there problem solved.
>>50241308>>50241314why are you calling a woman "they"?
its 2026 chud
>>50241318I mean both him and his wife both do this. They always need to be the expert on a topic and no one can be more knowledgeable than them. Its the most annoying shit ever. They have such huge egos. Is it really so fucking bad if your friend knows something about a topic you dont?
Yup they just messaged the discord they both want to get back in Japanese. Goddamnit i should have never mentioned it. Fuck
you are a loser
>>50241346It just sucks i want to have one thing thats mine but they wont allow it.
>>50241308Why are you friends with jerks?
>>50241349>>50241349I mean there is a chance its in my head and it’s insecurity. I suppose its normal to pick up hobbies your friends are into. Its not like they discourage me from doing the hobbies. Just feels like they always need to be one step ahead. I try to reframe it in a positive light but I just makes me angry
honestly bro you sound like youre a bit of a dumb bitch just putting that out there
>>50241359I would try talking to your therapist about it.
>>50241359There is no way a girl would be able to surpass your nihongo ability
>>50241292this is stressing me out so much holy moly i can't find it
what's with all the ritualposters itt
>>50241409gay disease
>>50241359>but I just makes me angryman up you fucking niggerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ICiQKdO-Q
we're back
ah fuck
back to hell with you
>>50241437ayaka－ちゃん (*´▽｀*)
>>50241466where the fuck have you been?
busy with a different personality
https://soundcloud.com/riajuu/nonowa-it-all-gets-in-the-way-somehow?si=ada&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing#t=1%3A40
sus url
retard
yep not clicking
>>50241482
>>50241542not the brightest candle on the cake, huh
brought out the midwits
https://x.com/yamagishimadam/status/1984329799050105268daym those tokugawa genes are something else
ok i clicked ithappy now?
u have the geis now
i look like an ugly construction site worker but i listen to mostly fuwa fuwa music you would probably lol when you saw my music folder
bido?
don't care
even the manliest of men just want some fuwa fuwa taimu
no i dont rly listen to that type of music i like autotuned faggot hyperpop though
>that tummygo back to retirement
>>50241609this is the physique of 90% of /djt/
damn janny on it tonight
>>50241614i hate how true this post is
her pussy is FAT
non-neets are simply ngmii tell you this for your own goodbetter to live as an ignorant but happy eop than a dekinai who only comes to the thread to cry at how much progress others are making compared to his wagie ass
https://soundcloud.com/yuminae/sglily-shoulder-played-outside-the-club
dame imagine being a failed weeb
new thread where?
right here *spreads ass*
>>50241677*inserts dick*
nobody can beat this level of taste *dabs on djt victoriously*
please sit on my face
13 taking a shit on 10s list
girls dont poop retard
i took a shit on his post by doing you know what
>>50241710u look like >>50236058 irl
shitler's list
uh ok you can turn of the projector now buddy getting a bit too bright in here
unkos wife if she 1% of her current weight
>>50241740lmao
>>50241710gay straight gay gay gaygay bi gay gay gaygay probably straight probably straight gay
>>50241747gay means good btw
thanks for ur inner monologue when you're browsing /hm/
mlen you're getting the thread back on track with your multiple personalities. keep up the good work.
shart and mlen teaming up is a match made in the depths of satans asshole
youre so unfunny it hurts
>>50237339>>50239947poorfag
probably should have gone out tonight instead of working till 3 am again
https://youtu.be/oZrZDVbiaKo&t=411
im starting to think korean girls are just hotter than Japanese
thinking is not your forte
weird foobar2k (mobile) used to be able to index my whole music library in something like 300ms or so but the new version takes 20 seconds lmao
worst thread on 4chan
you say that in every thread
can we get some sexy futas to improve the thread quality
come on stop posting degen stuffhttps://soundcloud.com/rainsdeaf/drugsyea
saving good posts for the next thread
next thread about to be :fire: :fire: :fire:
>>50241893works on my machine
>>50242039
