Post funny outa pocket fanart and screenshots from the games and spinoffs
>>50238855Its so weird to see how badly this aged, man.
This is why reimu is wife
>>50238898Why is that fat guy dressed in Yuyuko's color scheme? I see that color combination often on LGTB subreddits and I unironically thought think it is Yuyuko's flag and that the sexuality/orientation was believing yourself to be a Touhou character.
>>50238922Help
>>50238987You smell well.
>>50238855>>50238885Yeah, not Sanae is more appropriate there.
What if that image with lunarian gas
Blacks aren’t allowed in Gensokyo
where's the funny
Marisa is a treasure.
>>50238855SS-Schreinmädchen Reimu Hakurei
>>50241055meanwhile, >>50143713
>>50238885A more modern version would have humans in there.
>>50241169Reimu would put troons in the chamber to make the world a better place
>>50241169I will never forgive Suika the Mizuchi thing. That was just unjustifiable.
>>50241189I'm just saying for Reimu it would make more sense for her to gas humans.Nork should be the one gassing the Youkai.
>>50241220I will never forgive Mizuchi for the Mizuchi thing.
>>50241453I will never Mizuchi
Who is that
>>50241533Her name is Patchouli
>>50238898>>50239032obviously did not read the touhou tos
>>50241951Reimu being terf is accurate to her character though.
>>50241983She is a misandrist after all...
>>50238763I have a collection of these
>>50241983https://touhou-project.news/guidelines_en/
>>50239073Why do they hate each other?
Iunno. I think I agree with the message of this syndicate.
>>50242465I think it's just a reference to how tanuki and kitsune have always been at odds with each other in folklore
>>50242465Cause mamizou is racist to kitsune
Zun is the 2hu
Do you think Marisa tastes like black licorice?
I like the implication that Marisa knows what a movie is
>>50242533Poor Yoshika's life is a lie..
>>50242533She’s not wrong
I'm pretty sure the whole Nature Valley business more than 10 years ago counts as out of pocket.
I still have more but I need to give everyone including myself a break.
>>50242578Thanks anon for the fire posts
>>50242588No prob. I like taking out of context screencaps of things a lot.
>>50242593I miss the fairy manga.
>>50242605
>>50242461
Imagine you have a friend who wants a deep and philosophical quote from Touhou for curiosity and all you sent him are these deranged quotes.
>>50242832You should send them to your friend
>>50243058I never thought Patchy could get pregnant.
>>50243139Reimu isn’t allowing yokai to multiply
>>50243463Sanae: be a shota.Okina: be a loli.Yukari: be a child, in general
>>50243549lol
Yokai POV
>>50243636>Human PoVFtfy
>>50243641Fortune teller pov
>>50242451"SAAR YOU HAVE TO OBEY THE GUIDELINES SAAR ZUN IS GOD AND HIS WORD IS FINAL SO YOU CANNOT VIOLATE MY HECKIN GUIDELINES SAAR"fuck you BITCH im gonna draw reimu saying nigger and you can't stop me and neither can that senile drunkard hack fraud faggot ZUN
>>50243671I legit think she may be a sociopath based on that theory that has been around some time.
>>50243705Nigga what the hell is Youmu doing???
>>50243695She’s to powerful that she goes easy mode on everyone like with cirno
>>50243710I don’t know she’s becoming a snake shedding
>>50243721No way Youmu is becoming Orochimaru.
>>50243741POV youmu does magic shrooms
>>50243737Bro became a powerpuff girl
>>50243597Pedophilia is only acceptable when is two adult women with big breasts.
>>50243787Hag 3some
>>50243751If Youmu is Orochimaru who is Pain
>>50243921Maybe
>>50243988
>>50242451ok troon
>>50242533She's also played RPGs according to SA. My head canon is that Rinnosuke hooks her up with modern entertainment that leaks into Gensokyo every once in a blue moon.
>>50243695You legit might be stupid.
>>50244107You legit might be Marisa.
>>50244113I wish I was half as cool or talented as Marisa.
>>50244234I wish I was a Lunarian.
>>50242578I am awake once more and I bring Sanae being a conspiracy theorist
>>50242922I can never unsee ZUN-art Seija without remembering the fact that she has what appears to be a pink undershirt and somewhat noticeable boobs for ZUN standards
>>50244341Out of joking I really think Touhou is a bit conspiracy theory-leaning. The Lunarians, Gensokyo itself, etc. Apart from being extremely spiritual, even if not taken seriously.
>>50244372You know what, that's probably fair.
>>50244313I get the appeal, but honestly I think Lunar bitch is one of the weakest paths to immortality (have to live with stuffy anti-earth assholes in a totalitarian hellscape bubble where any amount of impurity can defile your purity and cut you off from your source of immortality, you probably can't even make babies with any of the sexy moon bitches because sex and birth are impure activities).I would much rather be a celestial bootlicker than a moonie.>>50244341Ironically Sanae is canonically right (at least going by IN), even if the lunar war stuff feels like a weird bit of early Touhou lore that ZUN probably wouldn't go for now.
>>50244378I am going to be honest. The touhou project universe is one of the worst ones to live. Gensokyo, the Capital, the Outside world, the other dimensions, Etc. Its all screwed. If I was the person I wanted to be, I would visist Gensokyo casually to fuck the girls I like, then Renko, Sumireko and Maribel and some girls at the Lunar Capital. But then I would just leave.
>>50244368Is Sanae a One Piece fan?
>>50244400Post the "Like human children" one. You know what I mean.
>>50244396I'd still live there because the perfect girl lives in Gensokyo.
>>50244405I don't believe I have that one unfortunately. :c>>50244406Yeah. Tewi. She's the perfect gal for me.
>>50244405Let's not invite that autist to the thread, don't need a 300 post argument derailing everything over a joke.
>>50244408>Yeah. Tewi. She's the perfect galI don't condone Tewi's actions.I also don't condemn Tewi's actions.
>>50244444Sometimes ya gotta be a bit silly with it.
>>50244409Who are you talking about?
Miko knows what you are. Half-baked
>>50244464Youmu becoming conceited because she thinks she's actually some amazing hermit is pretty funny.Youmu has a habit of pretty easily becoming conceited, now that I think about it. She really does need Yuyuko around to knock her down a peg every once in a while, she'd be too full of hot air otherwise.
>>50244476I still can't get over her route in Ten Desires myself with EVERY one of the Taoists, including Seiga, thinking she's some sort of hermit and then she eventually starts believing it herself. She always seems to get the silliest routes and I love it
>>50244494GENSOKYO...!HAS RAN OUT OF SEMEN!
Remember lads. ZUN is VERY pure.
>>50244488Holy shit, Yuyuko doesn't just have cake she has a whole damn bakery back there. How did I never catch that before?
>>50244513I remember an interview with ZUN where he stated that he wanted to give Seiga tits and Meiling thighs though I forget which interview that was..
Remember NOT to violate the music room.
Rumors say there's a murderous fairy who associates herself with only the strongest. Just who could this fairy be? Why, it's
>>50244488Can't believe she's made of paper-mache..
>>50244538I've fapped to ZUN style porn so I see no reason why ZUN can't make his girls sexier.
>>50244593....same. At least he's able to finally give gals tits like Urumi.
I've only got a few more left in me.. which is great since it's all I have left
A classic
>>50244624Maribel Hearn's poor soul after getting exposed to /x/ content for three days:
This is my final one. Thank you for sticking with me. I hope you've appreciated some of my filenames too. (I should really change some of them)
I was looking for something else but found this instead.Is it still accurate, /jp/?
>>50244644It was cool, anon.>>50244624Touhou Project if the creator was being honest about their intentions with the franchise.
>>50244592I'm back because I legitimately forgot about this panel from one of the mangas. I wonder what kind of souvenir she'd like most
>>50238855Suwako and Cirno aren't yokai...
>>50241220>I will never forgive Suika for being a victim of bad writing.
>>50245172but /jp/ told me CDS was "kino"?
>>50243670>>50244075Enjoy being disowned from the community then hun :)
>>50245249you know that nothing is going to happen right
>>50245172>I will never forgive Sauron for being written as a villain
>>50241501I Mizuchi the Suika thing
>>50245294Sauron did nothing wrong, he just wanted perfect order and morties got in the way of that.
>>50245336I think Shou Tucker did nothing wrong. He just wanted to prove he was a good alchemist and went a bit too far but he was still just blind of what he was doing.
>>50245349Shou Tuckermaru...
>>50243670ZUN is the ONE true god and Potemki11 is his Prophet.
>>50245349I mean if you really think about it Frieza did nothing wrong, the Saiyans are prone to chimping out, the galaxy needs an immortal ruler, and Namekians are basically plants so killing them doesn't count as evil.
>>50244624The fact that is came from a hentai doujin makes it even funnier.
>>50245419Touhou hentai doujins are so deranged to the point where even thought I do not feel sexual arousal from porn or sexual attraction I sometimes check them because of how stupid they are. Tomoki Tomonori is a perfect example of this.
>>50244341She can learn more from Nina
>>50245464Sanae is too much of a jerk, she canonically laughed in Nina's face before just flying away and leaving her to her own devices.
>>50245464She laughed at Nina according to a Marisa extra scenario
>>50245313Suika I Mizuchi
>>50245470Whoops replied the same thing by mistakeWell I think it's hilarious she didn't even bother fighting her
>>50245249what will anonymous do now
>>50244475 tengu racism
>>50245478Never will Mizuchi the Suika I forgive thing
>>50245508I know this isn't your image, but why is Tewi there? She's an earth bnuuy who never got to go to the moon. She even pesters Reimu about this in one of her endings of the game
>>50245558She hates america
>>50242794that wasn't nice
>>50245579Poor Kagerou in general can never catch a break lest I bring up real world events involving her
>>50243670Based
>>50246176Where is this from?
>>50246196I believe it's from the Chen and Tewi series where Tewi fell in love with ChenI personally don't ship that but that's fine. AKA surprisingly SFW. Also Junko utters it.
>>50244624Holy crackers it's realThe only page mizuryu kei was good
Remember when Kosuzu wanted to fuck all the girls of Touhou
>>50244593
>>50244637it's /x/ and /pol/ a deadly combo!
>>50246506A shame her personality sucks.
>>50246521But she wants to fuck her boss. Don't we all dream of that sometimes?
>>50246532I have wanted to fuck exactly one boss I've ever had in my life. I do not want to fuck my current boss, no.
>>50246521Honestly if you see her as just Darkness from Konosuba, you can kinda work with it>>50246532I wish I had a boss cute enough to want to fuck
>>50246568When I was working in a factory years and years back one of my supervisors had massive tits, but she was early morning and I primarily worked evenings so I basically never saw her.I work in software now so my odds of seeing an attractive woman in my workplace are practically zero.
>>50246602Not like you would ever get a woman anyway anon
>>50246506>>50246521>>50246532>>50246543>>50246568>>50246602>>50246764canonically lesbian though
>>50246768Why do you think I said she wants to fuck her boss?
What did the saw on the computer?
>>50242794I shudder to think what Sakuya would say when confronted by a black person
>>50246852Hello me a nigger me gonna rob a bank
Finally a light-hearted thread.
Manga gives golden images feel free to add funny texts
>>50247519"You are weak, Clownpiece. You lack hatred."
>>50246309Bro, we need more conspiracy theory content about Touhou.
Marisa is lying to her
>>50247829Clowpiece IS hot
>>50241436Yes.
>>50248062grilling : - )
Do fangames count?
>>50249493Well obviously I HAVE to give it to Flandre since she's asking for it
