Post the sexy gags
Only because you called them sexy
>>50241102How about cute hags?
love gags
>>50241102Yukari thread you meant.
Why are there so many Anons in /jp/ that are legit in love with Yukari? We have had people making entire threads about this topic.
>>50242916Is it really that hard to grasp that someone might fall in love with her? She's literally perfect.
>>50242965Ngl. She fulfills my fantasies well. But if I had not interacted with her in the way I did I would not love her at all.
I want to pamper and massage her cute feet
>>50245877Kiss them too
she was also living on the border of Gensokyo~
>>50242916stealing the hearts of anons from mysterious dream gaps.
Hags smell funny.
>>50242965Ehh I prefer the hag that's even older than her. Tewi
HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love Yukarin.
>>50248175me too!
>>50248175>>50249252
>>50249281Flustered Yukarin is just too cute!
>>50249653
>>50249653You're just too cute anon!
>>50241102It's been a while since we had a Yukari thread.
>>50253971Too long.
>>50246139Hags are awesome.
>>50253971I can't tell what she wants me to say.
>>50249653>>50249667My favorite.
>>50254480>I... I see... So it's like that... Well... I-it's not surprising, I suppose... I-I'll give it some thought then...>((What should I do... I don't have any experience with this kind of thing even though I said otherwise... And who can I consult about this... Reimu... no, no way. She'd tease me so much...Marisa... she'd open her big mouth and laugh at me...Yuyuko... won't work either. She's not interested in this kind of thing...)>(Then all that's left is Ran... ahh, I can't tell her! I must maintain my dignity as her master... And Chen's still too young to hear about this sort of thing... ...So I'm in a huge pinch now...? W... W-w-w-w-w-what should I do!?)
Imagine waking up to this sight...
>>50242916autism
>>50242916It's hard to explain. She isn't a good person, but there's something sad about the way she does things that makes me want to see her happy. She's accepted a life where nobody really likes her or is in her corner. She can't be completely open with anyone, even Yuyuko, and even Ran lies to her.She's manipulative, but it's more like she only knows how to do that. Other characters pull the wool over somebody's eyes for the sake of their faction, then go drinking while that person is left holding the bag. Yukari will manipulate people for the sake of Gensokyo, then go to the afterparty so she can talk about dandelions or give Erin moon sake. Then she goes home and hibernates while people talk about what a creep she is.I think some of this stuff I'm just blowing up in my head, but either way, I want to comfort her. I want to tell her she did a good job and give her a moment of sincerity.
>>50254765Best answer.
Just get her a train model kit
My favorite eldritch cutie.
>>50241102Remember to hug your local hag today!
>>50264401feed her too!
>>50264415Please do not fatten the Yukarin.
>>50242916Danger is sexy
>>50264446She hibernates the fat away, it's okay
ALLOW ME TO SAVE THIS THREAD
>>50264415those yukarinnies need a proper daily calories intake.
>>50264477I'd love to take a comfy snooze with her
>>50242108Yukari is really squishy here
>>50266755She's extremely squishy and soft
Don't you all find funny that the OP wanted a hag thread in general but because he used a Yukari pic now this is all Yukari?
>>50267385it's absolutely hilarious
>>50267118Oh my goodness!
>>50241102Man, I remember when I made this thread. I hope the anons that helped me are doing well.
>>50241102What is your headcannon of her? What scenario do you think with her when she pops on your mind?
>>50267935I imagine her as quite lonely and the most likely to turn yan if she's interested in someone.She will kidnap me away to Mayohiga.
>>50267941I imagined her as evil, but deeply loving if found someone she loved. Not wanting to taint him with her bad actions.
>>50268024NTA but I can't really see Yukari as evil, she just does what needs to be done for the sake of gensokyo.In any case because of her role I imagine her to be quite lonely, as most avoid her.I do wonder what kind of person she is without her facade. I do imagine her to be caring and loving, even if her forms of showing those things might not be all that conventional. And I do imagine her to like teasing others.
>>50267935Stinky...
>>50268766what
>>50268766Yukari is not stinky. She bathes and washes her clothes whenever she notices a smell.
>>50268923>>50268936You heard me...she tries to spy through gaps, but everyone can smell her. They can't tell her though, cause they're scared
>>50267385She manipulated the boundary of posts that are and are not Yukari
>>50267385she always been the most popular hag anyway.
>>50268154I do think she's evil but more in a try hard way. Her evilest feat so far is kidnapping people to gensokyo, but even then she goes put of her way to kidnap the evil and people already committed to suicideIts cute really
>>50268024Clingy and obsessive is the phrase you're looking forThe 'evil' done here is the danger in the fact that she has the physical and magical powers she has to enforce your cloistering
>>50270678Yukarin is cute! But anyway, that's what I was talking about, she tries to present herself as evil mastermind, but the reality is quite different. And I like to imagine her act completely different around her lover, when she doesn't have a image to maintain.
>>50241102How would canon Yukari react to being called a PAWG?
Poor Yukari. Gets gigamogged in every sense by her perfect shikigami. This must drive her insane lol. Sad! KWAB!
>>50254708
>>50267935I imagine she spends time in the outside world and is overall acting more in the shadows. Fanon used to feature her more as some kind of god-like authority everyone knows and respects but that's apparently more of Okina's thing (?). I take it more like she's the shadow government of the land.
>>50275085
>>50264415Teach her how to eat a burger correctly.
10 minute Yukari drawing
>>50280200would hug
>>50280203
>>50280232great!
>>50280232Nice tall busty Yukari.
Why is she like this?
>>50282168No friends (Apparently Yuyuko doesn't count).
>>50282168she's lonely
>>50286859Thank you for the art
>>50286859
>>50289458The edit of this image where shes reading a math textbook or someshit is scarier because you know she'll get really into it and storytime will never end
keep your hags warm.
>Great JP artist does pretty good big boobied Yukarin art (pic related)>Is about to delete all of his art accounts because of an herniaThey continually keep justifying the existence of boorus. Are they fucking retarded?
>>50292538maybe it's a brain hernia
>>50292538Its an unfortunate part of the Jap condition
>>50292538wtf is wrong with them?
>>50292538https://files.catbox.moe/o1857o.zipI uploaded an archive of the artist's (0002koko/kokoillustrator) 2hu art to catbox since their main twitter account is currently locked until its deletion after comiket. Also their NSFW account art. It has some cute Suwako, Yuyuko, and Eirin. Kanako tits too. Fits with the thread topic.
>>50292538it's a real bummer, they drew some pretty good touhou hags in generalsyuri's kinda started to drift away from 2hu now that I think about it....
>>50290250Poor Marisa, her hag was left behind back in 1998.
>>50290250I really like Yukari in Reimu's costume.
>>50295250Even when Mima existed she cared a hell of a lot more about Reimu than she did Marisa
>>50298678I love my heavy smoking and drinking aunt
>>50298676>>50298678If Mamizou is a hag, then is her best friend Nue a hag too?
>>50298700I don't! She keeps touching me in inappropriate places whenever she visits me!
>>50299031>>50298700Can I get her phone number?
>>50300775Wife
>>50300470How can a girl be so cute no matter what she does?
>>50307543danger is sexy
>>50307752
>>50307752Oh no, she >>50307919 heard you anon…
Why is she so forgotten?
>>50310679Yukari is such a messy eater
smelly hag
>>50241102
>>50313744Sleep on her soft tails
>>50308402I never forget about her, mommy just needs more attention as she gives us the attention
>>50315155this, also>bottom of page 10 It's over.
>>50318721you've got two french fries on your chest ma'am
I have the flu right now, save me Yukari san ;-;
>>50292538>>50292837Did he survive his operation or die?
>>50319417Silly boy, that's her ribbonYou know what that means... it's punishment timeNow come cuddle with mommy
is suwako a hag?
>>50292538Someone should train a lora based on all his art.
>>50322052Technically yeah, and so is Remi, they won't feature in 9/10 hag threads
Post Kanako.
>>50328037No dating and no dicking makes Yukari go crazy.
I will post Yukari.
>>50344457>Pov: you're about to become Yukarin's new Daki.
>>50344526God I wish
BELIEVE... BELIEVE IN HAGS
Gripping hag bellies
>>50346881Smooching them.
I want Yukari.No, I NEED Yukarin.
>>50346881
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H3ZgR0EESM
milfhou
>>50311322She's offering you some
https://youtu.be/Tdm9gcOjPx8?si=tmc5A9_SUbMaUFoB&t=19
>>50330202But the pic says she not only was dicked, but was made a mom by it
>>50369602she's talking about ran and chen.
>>50290250We need an updated one with Okina in Marisa's outfit and Megumu in Aya's. Every playable character sans Cirno and Sakuya now have a hag mom-boss.
>>50370462what are they going to play? Haggy sack?
Mamizou tells Aya in the latest Whaletits chapter to "respect your elders". Full on official baba.
dehags your hag
>>50370462>All that sagHNNNG
>>50376891wtf I hate pedosaka now???
>>50386986Purple's pretty purples
Big yukarins
>>50389769BIG Yukarin, me at the bottom
