The 2hu goat thread
>>50241362Her armpit windows are so damn hot
seems more like a sheep
I don't know why I love this goat so much but I do.
>>50241456I love the lamb!
>>50242132yeah
Remember to keep your Yuuma fed.
>>50242161
>>50242161A healthy diet for a taotie is:everything
Would you goat the goat?
I desire clothes made of Taotie wool.
How much does this goat eat?
>>50250323Not my gote, she is far too small
giant sheep
>>50250953tiny sheep
I hate fighting Taotie because they are immune to GUN.
winner winner
Sheep approaching at rapid velocity.
Only around 50 days until Christmas. Remember to put out cans of oil and cookies.
Damnit. I just got an idea for a Totetsu story and I blame this thread for it.Stupid muse goat.
>>50264831Lost word should take notes (cause then she might get a Fumo version) I Know it’s cope but still>>50264831
>>50264857>cause then she might get a Fumo versionIn what capacity? A LW Fumo or just a Fumo, because her Fumo based off her TH19 design is out this month.
I want to feed her.
i'm gonna punch this stupid goat in the face
>>50264967What does this do?
>>50269782draw 3 additional yuumas from your deck
>>50269953Big goat
I want to let her nibble and bite me.
I wonder if we'll ever get more of the Four Perils as 2hus.
Yuuma is guardian deity
>>50272592She can be both. I do think it's pretty cool how Yuuma's personality reflects both the negative and positive interpretations of the Taotie.
>>50272592All the more reason to let her nibble.
Yuumecha...
>>50276392Yuuma should eat that suit and become a mecha instead.
>>50276392Part of me really wants to do a Yuuma inspired AOZ kitbash using a Woundwort as the core. Shame there's not much in the way of curved fins to mimic her horns.
>>50277084Pla plate and putty exist, anon.
>>50277093Putty is... scary!
>>50277143Don't eat the plastic putty anon...
Time to OIL up
>>50279868Cutest Chompers
Fluffy
The fluffiest
As expected of Yuuma-sama.
Big Yuuma
Smol Yuuma
How do Yuma fans feel about the fact that the sheep's only two games are some of the biggest piles of dog shit in the entire Touhou canon?
>>50291077I don't care what other people think.
>>50291077She has two?What the fuck even was 17.5? I still don't get it.
>>50291081About Yuma or her games? Because Yuma is neat but her games are unfortunately doodie that were both forgotten about as soon as they dropped.>>50291084>What the fuck even was 17.5?Tasofro experimenting. If I had to wager a guess, I'd say they were trying to make a new style of fighting game and ran out of time and/or budget. Either that or they really don't want to be the "fighting game guys" anymore.If it didn't try so hard to be unique it could have been a solid game, but it just gets way too gimmicky with the movement and characters end up ranging from somewhat quirky to control to actually just feeling like shit.
>>50291077yeah but she's got a giant spork
What is her bra size.
>>50291105B-cup normally, but it varies.
>>50291105Depends who she just ate.
>>50291077Just like I feel with having my favorite character being from the worst Touhou game. UFONever could force myself to enjoy shmups even if I did 1cc a few games on normal.
Small or Big
>>50291238yes
>>50291238her default state should be #3
>>50291238saki is the smallestyachie feels like she would be the tallestso the gote is probably the middle ground between the two
>>50291077>>50291090Love my sheep, simple as. Shame about the games, but what can you do. Conceptually(key word) I feel like what they were going for was fine, but they clearly needed to conceptualize and streamline a few core things like movement better.>>50291238Yes. Even if Yuuma is most likely between the two of them and for some reason everyone draws here as a womanlet. I do quite fancy how she is portrayed on the 17.5 OST cover though. Which kinda feels like it fits that middle ground.
>>50291279it's cause it's funnier if the spork is bigger than she is. nobody actually draws Saki short anyways.
>>50291305You know, that's more than a fair point.
>>50291115Hot. I want to see her in a bra.
Kusodeka Toutetsu
>>50289919I need to be vored by that creature so bad
Yuuma subtypes..
Fumo Yuuma
>>50294609soon...
Arabian Yuuma
>>50294609I would kill for the big custom chink bootleg.
>>50294902She would wake you ever night with a "くくく" and clattering of cabins as she raids your kitchen.
>>50295036She can ku my kitchen all she wants.
dumb fucking goat
Counting Yuuma
hungry goat
>>50299251I don't think apples or vampires are healthy for caprine individuals.
she said apples were her favorite but she probably has everything as a favorite
yum
Sheepy...
羊
I haven't really paid that much attention to the fanbase in the last decade or so, is Yuma the most popular newhu post LoLK? I feel like I don't see this much love for other nuhus.
>>50307024Arguably? I think Okina and Megumu rival her popularity level in regards to post LoLk-hus, I've seen Chimata get a bit of attention too. Yuuma sure does seem to have a decent number of people that like the [Sheep, Goat, gote, lamb] though. Funnily, I had a bit of a hiatus from the franchise, but Yuuma is what dragged me back in.
>>50307392Going off the popularity polls, it's actually Shion, but Yummers is a close second.
>>50307428Ah, I missed her when skimming the poll. Good on the Binbougami finding value in her own way.
>>50241362I love her theme. Any good arranges of it? Orchestral or jazz would be great. I’m mad Active NEETs haven’t done it yet.
>>50307989I wish I could find arranges like I used to be able to. It feels like the general music scene has damn near collapsed in the west or I've just lost track of where uploads/discussion happen now. I spent a healthy amount of time looking for arrangements and most of them are just MIDI arranges, with a handful of other stuff of wildly varying quality. Granted, most of my searching has been for her second theme since I love the energy it carries with it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8exrN9ouUQ This is pretty much the only orchestral thing I know of for either of her themes.
I want to be cool and drink oil too..
What's Yuma's relationship with my wife Ran-sama?
>>50309263I want to be cool and shoot up too...
mmm burger.
>>50312636Give her hamburger and potato every day
>>50312658everyday
>>50312682Eating eating eating eating everynight
>>50312636messy treatserotic!
>>50291550Sekibankyuuma
Greed.. cute..
Little 'tie big bites
Milk Gote
la chupacabra
Giga Puddi
>>50291305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuHAsf6qO0
Done with sheep..
>1 word posts and textless imagedumpscharacter threads were a mistake
I wonder how exactly something like "one of the four perils" even winds up as being interpreted as "guardian deity" on an island across the sea.
>>50318099thank you, Michael
Why does she have a spork.Do they even use sporks like that in Japan?
>>50320970I need to hold her hands so bad
>>50319482Anything that was a problem for china is a good thing for for all of its surrounding neighbors. >>50320274She's hungry, a girl needs to eat. Probably jus a fun way to depict her theming over just fork or spoon, and I'm sure chopsticks would have been much harder to work with. >>50321045I want to rub her tummy until she makes sheep noises and get embarrassed.
>>50319482Same way the jap looked at the liver-eating nation-destroying torture-loving evil seductress beast and said "fox wife".
does the gote have boobs?
>>50322336yes
>>50322458Imagine motorboating those titties while she threatens to bite into your skull like an apple if you don't get out of her chest.
I want her to claim me as a piece of property and assault me with outrageously greedy demands she knows I can't fulfill so I'm put into an infinitely scaling debt to her and locked into a lifetime of commitment and servitude.
sheep wife
I'm partial to the shoulder length curls, but long hair is nice too.
>>50322458Gote milk is good for youTaotitties
>>50322590Toutetsu-sama might be a glutton but she's still considerate and reasonable! Stop polluting her thread with your inaccurate fantasies!
>>50324444Sir/birdspiritperson, please do not confound my incoherent ramblings of devotion and dedication to slander. The Lamb deserves at least that much, regardless of if she herself would demand it.
one of the 2hus where I prefer renditions of her looking cool or menacing over ones of her being cute
>>50330501>looking cool or menacing over ones of her being cuteI don't understand the difference.
>>50331478Fat gote
Is Yuuma even aware of her own sex appeal?
she's more interested putting things in her mouth
I wanna listen to her sing.
gote wife
Do you think Yuuma could be trusted around your snacks? I think she could. Probably. It don't if it would matter though. Since your snacks are her snacks, but I think she could be trusted and you would likely come out with a net positive anyways when she got more.
>>50336455Post-Flan Destruction, I kind of get the impression that Yuuma's...pretty respectful? I'm not sure how much of this is just wishful thinking on my part, but I feel like if she's staying with you, she'd find some way to respect your things.
>>50336455>>50339121I'd like to imagine Yuuma is a bit of a 'mutual glutton'. Like yeah sure, she'd destroy pretty much all the food, but at the same time, she'd make sure you were fed too.Oil is another matter entirely though.
It's all fun and games until she gets curious and starts munching on plastics after learning they're petroleum based. I guess for her a plastic bowl is basically a bread bowl for us.
There's almost 1.5 million calories in a barrel of oil.
>>50344344translate it weebs
She would probably need an entire ethanol pump station to get drunk
>>50345586just ask GPT
>>50345595Are those hands?
>>50346986goat milk
>>50349226>>50349230Strange creatures of avarice.
>>50350322kissu
>>50351614
>>50351892So long, gay Yachie
Don't open.
despite it all, I still want the goat to eat me
>>50355644I like how Yuuma's design really fits being big or small really well.
>>50356419I think it's interesting how frequently I see her portrayed as being on the smaller side. Suppose that gremlin-like image works well with her.
>>50241362my wife
Dangerous view...
Gee Yuuma, how come you're allowed two sporks.
>>50367560Nothing is stopping you from getting two sporks for yourself. Be the change you want to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkdOCjZQAn4
I love Yuuma but I genuinely can't explain why. She just tickles the neurons in just the right way. I love the sheep. Both Mementos are some of my favorite tracks in the whole series so that definitely helps.
>>50372718Yuuma hits several notes I really like. I like sheep/goat/horned girls and sharp teeth so visually she an instant winner in that category. In general I find her entire design pleasing to look at. Her ability is fun, even if there's nothing too unique about BIG HUNGRY, with the benefits she has on top of it and lends itself well to fanart. Her personality is nice too. Confidence, strength, a bit of gremlin behavior mixed in at times. While at the end of the day, remaining pretty chill all things considered.
It's getting cold...
I can't believe they denied her food.
kissu
>>50389924Calculated risks will be made.
