Which touhou would take rejection the worst?
Ariya.
If they respond like that it's just proof they weren't ready for a relationship anyway.
>>50249831Ariya, objectively. Junko before 20 and, probably, Kaguya before 15.That being said, the one I find most interesting is Eiki. If you rejected her, she'd be conflicted between wanting to help you because she loves you, wanting to punish you for rejecting her, and wanting to just do her job properly without any bias.
>>50249832Who would ever reject THIS?!
>>50249852She's homely, man.
>>50249832fpbp/thread
>>50249831Alice maybeBut the idea of rejecting Rin Satsuki sounds funnier and a bit more fucked up imagining acknowledge someone who doesn't exist to only reject her love
>>50249832yeah, i don't know why op even asked the question. what rises every morning? well gee, it's kinda obvious, no?
>>50249852Tits too big
>>50249852You have to stop with this fan fiction man, Ariya is canonically not that attractive.
>>50249852Breasts too big, I prefer the boyish physique of a traditional Japanese woman.
>>50249965I mean, of course. ZUN even said that she's ugly. What kind of freak would like big boobs, anyways?
>>50249856>>50249926>>50249965>>50249970>>50250002So you'll give Renko a chance then?
>>50250031She's homely too.
>>50250037are there any 2hus that are canonically beautiful?
>>50250042Yeah! The one I like! Oh, and Yurohus, Haghus, Kaguya.
>>50250042I mean canonically Hisami and Kaguya are both noted for beauty.
>>50250037Wrong, she's as cute as they get!
>>50250031Tits too small
>>50250042
>>50250087Then you have to like Alice!
>>50250097
>>50250072>>>>>Hisami?????
>>50250103I prefer Euro- wait, that doesn't work int this situation...
>>50250112Her title is the Beautiful Stalker of Hell and Marisa comments>You're named shikome, literally "ugly woman," but well, you don't seem that ugly.
Making fun of Homely women; the thread.
>>50250126Her not seeming that ugly doesn't make her beautiful, and titles don't mean anything unless you think vengeful spirits fear Satori.
>>50250116You have to say it with more conviction, Anon... Like; "I PREFER E V R O P E A N WOMEN!"
>>50250136The slandering must stop!
>>50250126>>50250141i swear ive seen this exact exchange before am i going insane
>>50250161I PREFER- wait a minute... that's not an european woman at all! That's a stinky Japanese monster!
>>50250221The arc of this one Anon waking from the Matrix is shaping up to be quite interesting.
>>50250111How does one respond without sounding mad?
>>50250237
>>50250222Pretty sure, she's European...
>>50250251Sorry, so takesies backsies. If you become a youkai, a japanese monster, and write your name in kanji, you are japanese!
>>50250221Time is a flat circle, you have lived this exact moment before.
>>50250243what do you do in this situation
>>50250301Submit
>>50250289I GOT SCAMMED!
>>50250221Bro is JUST becoming aware of Samsara! Bro is NOT escaping the endless cycle of rebirth!
What a chaotic thread
>>50250116>>50250289Certified Alice victory!
that's a cursing
>>50250346it got a laugh out of me!
Let's ask the REAL question. Which 2hu are white coded?
>>50250504what does that even mean
>>50250504ellen! kana! elly! louise! merry! pache! remi! flan! alice! lyrica! merlin! lunasa! yukari! medicine! merry! kurapi! hecatia!
>>50250504I could make some of them white-coated if you know what I mean haha
>>50250693You intend to pour PAINT on them?????
>>50250734Paint is for humidifiers.
Better question: how would YOU handle being rejected by your favorite 2hu? I'd personally just kill myself on the spot right in front of her, forever altering the trajectory of her life.
>>50250875Wtf is that image
>>50250875rape until pregnant with hakurei youkai seals just to ensure that even if she rejects me she still has to carry and produce my children
>>50250875Well, you see, getting rejected was the initiation of a gambit. Phase one involves getting hurt, turning that pain into becoming an immortal mountain hermit and waiting for her to age like a fine wine on her own. I'm playing the long game, in that I know she'll come crawling back to me in phase two, when she's a millennia-old cougar who's ready to settle down.
>>50250875I'd probably just think "Yeah that sounds about right" and walk away without another word.
>>50250937o-oh...that's not very funny at all...
>>50250504All of them. Every touhou is honorary aryan
>>50250989>Aryianwell, I don't think most of them are THAT ugly.
>>50250875"Better" question? Stupider question you mean. Pretty much every anon here would shrug or expect it
>>50251311have you ever heard of this esoteric concept called "humor"? of course it's boring if you answer it 100% seriously, you're obviously meant to come up with something funny or clever or weird.
>>50251334I think what confused him was the total lack of comedy.
>>50251350eh, fair enough, I guess people didn't really get the assignment. or maybe /jp/sies just aren't funny...
I don't like how negative this thread is. Let's stop talking about reection. A confession is someone choosing to trust you enough to be vulnerable with you. You shouldn't fantasize about destroying their heart. If someone lovely like Ariya confessed to you, you should probably say yes, you'd be very lucky to date a goddess.
>>50251378Most /jp/sies are pathetic people that want others to hurt as much as they hurt.
>>50251380I don't think it's so much about wanting to hurt people as it is about enjoying the sheer pathos that that kind of emotional turmoil brings forth. I mean, it's not like enjoying tragedies means you want other people to be miserable, does it? At least, that's my reasoning.
>>50249831We need a version of this pic but with Okina instead.
>>50251400keeners takes it like a champshe would flirt with other anon right after failing to hit on (You)
>>50251400Given that Okina literally kidnapped and brainwashed her dancers, I don't think she'd bother with a confession in the first place. Then again, Yukari probably wouldn't either. Most 2hus wouldn't, now that I think about it, and even if they did, they wouldn't take no for an answer.
>>50251378I want to marry Ariya and make little Ariya's.
>>50251598This is something that I am really curious about. Would Okina and Yukari brainwash you? If so, how? Would they use magic or would they straight up insert a metal aparatus in your brain? And afterwards, what would they do with you?
>>50251598I hope a Touhou would at least let me have a confession. She can kidnap me and whatever afterwards if she wants, I just want to feel that momentary high of being wanted. She probably wouldn't even need to kidnap me but if she wanted to she can.
>>50251733Maybe the confession would be more of a "You belong to me now. Like it or not." Than a formal human love confession.
>>50250875I'll drop the happy, merry-go-lucky naive teenager gimmick, and start my evil overlord storyline.
>>50251755Will you Shinra Tensei Gensokyo?
>>50251720well, we know Okina definitely has some type of brainwashing ability and has no qualms about using it, and Yukari can probably pull some boundary fuckery to achieve something similar, but I think that if they actually liked you, they wouldn't. I think they'd want "you" as you are, rather than a husk wearing your face. They're more likely to try to Stockholm syndrome you into liking them, or something.
>>50251768>I think they'd want "you" as you are, rather than a husk wearing your face. They're more likely to try to Stockholm syndrome you into liking them, or something.I hope. But if you rejected them they would probably try brainwashing. And with that, we have to know hoe exactly would be the afterward. Would you keep your personality? Would you keep your appearance? Would you be the same but binded to her permanently?Also, can you elaborate on them trying Stockholm syndrome?
Alongside the two posts above. Do you think that if the 2hus tried brainwashing on you, they would modify you physically and emotionally? Like, they would make you more sadistic or submissive, or changing your appearance by changing your clothes, or even eye color and hair color?
>>50251767No, this spot has been done too many times. I'll be more evil, the real monster heel.>>50251768Why Okina look like Joey Wheeler?
>>50251785>No, this spot has been done too many times. I'll be more evil, the real monster heel.I am not going to lie. If there was an actual Touhou shonen manga, I wonder how a Pain-kinda villain would be like. Would he be a Lunarian? An amalgamation from the outside world?>WheelerYou mean the face she is making?
>>50251790I mean... CDS is a shonen manga; terrible one but still... And the closest to what we had to a Pain gimmick was Mizuchi with her grudge on the Hakurei and everyone will pay, angle. And if by Pain-like you mean by the spot when he wipes out Konoha, then everyone and their grandmother can do it. But for Anons who want to stop their babyface runs and start a heel one, because their girls rejected them? Don't take inspiration from shonens. Read some books, seinen, comics, watch theater or some kino old pro-wrestling. Don't be too edgy, tho. And yes, she's making the Joey Wheeler meme face.
>>50251819Haha, anon. Don't worry. It is just that I wanted to have some fun with the concept. I do not take this seriously.
>>50251747That would be good enough for me, I'd be really touched she'd like me enough to want to keep me even if I didn't want it.
>>50251844I do not take it seriously either. I have fun.
>>50251855Would your favorite 2hu do that? Who is she?
>>50251819Out of joking what was Mizuchi's plan in the first place? I have an utter hate for Cheating Detectice Satori so I haven't read it like the other Touhou mangas but as far as I knoe Mizuchi's plan is literally screwing over everything. And the weirdest part is that I saw that she possessed Yukari. Why didn't she destroy Gensokyo when she possessed her lol?
>>50251932>what was Mizuchi's plan in the first place?throwing a bitch a fit all over Gensokyo because evil spirit gotta do evil spirit things
>>50249831Yukari, Eirin, Kanako, or Okina.Twice the pride, double the fall. Though none of them would take no for an answer except Kanako who would turn into a blubbering mess.
>>50251873I don't know. The Touhous I really like are Kanako, Seiga, Chimata, Parsee, Yuyuko, Letty, and Yukari. If one of them liked me enough I'd be too floored to even say anything probably.
>>50251966That's so pathetic, man. Mizuchi not only got killed but also is humilliatef constantly.>>50252007If you accepted them, what would you to do with them? I mean, your faily routine.
>>50251998Everyone is saying that they wouldn't take no for an answer but what would they do? What do women do in general when a man rejects them but they are not willing to accept it? And more specially, a woman like Eirin. I really want to know what would happen with Eirin specifically.
>>50252060レイプ
>>50252134If she cares so much for me, wouldn't she want my consent and my security?
>>50252145They don't need your consent and they can provide better security than you ever will. Asking permission was only a preliminary check.
>>50252159I need a tier list ranking what 2hus would ask for consent and which wouldn't if they were romantically and sexually attracted to you.
>>50252047>If you accepted them, what would you to do with them? I mean, your faily routine.By "them" I presume you mean a random one as opposed to all of them because I'm strictly monogamous and I imagine youkai would be too. But I dunno, whatever she wanted me to do I guess. I'm a skinny and frail person with a weak constitution so I'm pretty useless for anything but domestic stuff, or deskwork. I'm also a hopeless romantic, so I'd be happy to do things like give her praise, and practically any more intimate tasks you'd expect a husband to do.As you can tell, my general uselessness and inability to do anything valuable and mostly being stuck to written pursuits and social conversation would make it very surprising to have caught the romantic attention of any girl and why I'd not turn such a youkai down.
>>50252266I mean, maybe when you reincarnate in the Touhou universe you will be a powerful human. Also, you should do exercise. If you want to be better at sex you could do exercises related to it. Do it for you 2wife.
>>50251772well, you know, the classic yandere playbook of confinement, isolation, cutting you off from all your previous relationships, breaking you down and building you back up as she desires, making you completely and utterly dependent on her, gaslighting you into thinking everyone else hates you and that she's the only one on your side, etc.
>>50254099There is nothing a yandere can do to a willing social recluse, because there is no one to cut him off from at all.
>>50254472even then, she can still cut you off from the things you love, whatever they might be, so she can become the only constant presence and the only source of any kind of positive reinforcement in your life.
>>50249831Remi definetly wouldn't take it well
This thread makes me sad, I don't like it.
>>50255268This is some good shit
>>50255364same, especially images like op or the one above, they just make me feel like shit, and not in a fun way. maybe I'm just a little bitch or something but I can't bring myself to be mean to fictional characters at all. same reason why I never make "evil" choices in games.
>>50255364>>50255397Personally I love seeing shit like this, even as someone who's been a reculuse intending on being a wizard form day one and for a while now just seen 3d as humans, there's something very cathartic about seeing complete bitches or girls likely to be them made to grovel and shit on their bubbly hopes and dreams with men they don't know anything about. To fuck them until they bleed, and then fuck them some more!Now this isn't unique to women and I like seeing the same happen to guys as well but 90% of the characters I want to see this happen to are not men.>>50255268There's a very cute picture of Remi tsun-ily giving anon a present and then getting slapped for acting like a bitch. Don't have it saved and can't find it now.
>>50255422...you, uh, might have some unresolved issues you could work on. though I guess I have no place judging someone else's mental health.
>>50255436Well there's some characters I'd never want to see this to. Tenshi, for example, I absolutely love and would never want to see sad. But to see characters like Remi (who I do find legitimately cute), Yukari, or (fanon) Kaguya who are usually so smug and bossy in a position of vulnerability makes it feel very nice to have the chips for once.
>>50250978I don't know, I think taking rejection in stride can be used for comical effect, especially if the 2hu is also taken aback at how quickly the rejection was accepted.
>>50255446oh, I definitely understand the appeal of seeing otherwise haughty characters laid low and acting all pathetic and vulnerable, but my immediate response to that sorta thing is to want to comfort or reassure them, even if they don't necessarily deserve it, except if they're like, completely unambiguously evil with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
>>50255471eh, it's more about the wording. It implies that you went in already knowing you'd get rejected, which might hint at low self-esteem, and still tried anyway and got shot down, which to me is pretty sad. someone with a low opinion of themselves might look like they're taking it in stride on the outside, but would probably be pretty torn up about it, especially given how much harder it is for someone like that to put themselves out there than the average person. It'd just strengthen your perception of yourself as unlovable or unworthy.
>>50255501Despite that, I find beauty in someone willing to face pain once more in the name of love. A cripple getting back on the horse, A hero rising to fight once again.
>>50255510yeah, I suppose it's sort of a glass half empty/full kind of situation. I'm very much the type to dwell on the negative, though, so I have trouble seeing it that way lol. anyway, here's a picture of Seiran.
>>50255548Oh she's pretty cute thank you anon.
>>50255370Thanks>>50255446Guess I'll do Tenshi next...
>>50255672Oh, you're the artist? I'd seen the OP pic around for a while but had no idea where it was actually from. These are great! I mean, I absolutely hate them, but I gotta give you props for getting that strong of a reaction out of me.
>>50255694The OP one was for request thread some time ago. But I've also seen it go around so I figured it's an absolute banger and I have to make more
>>50249831>>50255268>>50255672>>50255718I'm surprised you haven't considered a girl like Parsee or Ariya who have already dealt with rejection in the past...
>>50255268Damn it, why does this make me feel so bad for Remilia? I never really cared for her before.
>>50255890Don't feel too bad. The maid will "relocate you" shortly
>>50255473>except if they're like, completely unambiguously evil with no redeeming qualities whatsoever
>>50255422>>50255446ngl one of my biggest fantasies is rejecting romantic advances. girls believe that just because they are the girls they have the right to be with anyone or me, which makes it exciting to say no.
>>50256342This but getting raped after
>>50256379Why?
>>50255672devilishplease do tenshi
>>50255672draw Marisa getting rejected and then killing herself
>>50256391NTA, but correction.
>>50257021????
>>50255364>>50255397>>50255890This is what is known as "empathy", anons. And you have it. It means you are a more complete human than people like >>50255422 who have only their false pride to keep them warm.
>>50257243Thank you anon. I am glad someone appreciates our empathic nature.
>>50257243sir you're referencing a 15 year old in his edgy phase
>>50257258I remember that when I was 15 year old I legit had weird fetishes. Some of these were pretty violent, like murdering the 'hus. I wonder if age influences that type of shit.
>>50257028I assume Anon wants to be ravished as punishment for his 'bad behavior' (rejecting a woman's advances), and thus swiftly corrected by the power of pussy.
>>50257291>(rejecting a woman's advances),I have rejected women in the past and I never thought it was bad behavior. If a woman can reject a man for not liking him men also deserve that right. It doesn't matter if the reason is that you don't like her personally or that you like it casual, no is no.
>>5025725815 year olds don't know what Sextra Credit is
>>50257311the main difference is you're not supposed to relish in the cruelty when turning people down, i think
>>50255268>>50249831These pictures make me sad
>>50257343Only once I did reject a girl cruelly. She was that kinda girl that bullies you because she likes you and when her friends convinced her to confess I told her to kys. I won't explain further.
>>50255364>>50255397it is heartwarming to see anons feeling empathy for the hus. most would enjoy making them suffer. but i wonder if they also appear in the bully and gore threads.
>>50257311>I never thought it was bad behavior.Because it isn't, necessarily. I'm assuming the other Anon just has a fetish for being raped by aggressive women or something along the line.
>>50257254Game recognizes game, anon. I've never enjoyed the hateful or violent stuff. The world already has too much of that as it is.
>>50257485>I've never enjoyed the hateful or violent stuff.I am also very empathic myself. However, I do have violent thoughts at times. Sometimes directed at the 2hus, but most of the time to some of them specifically. I don't want to hurt Cirno for example. It would sadden me for her to be treated badly.
I would like to see some drawfag make art where a Touhou confesses and I accept their confession!
>>50257528Yeeeeeeees!Make one with Yukari in this idea!
>>50257528
>>50257567Patchouli is one I would definitely turn down. She’s fat, nerdy, and coughs too much. No thanks, FATchy!
>>50257567
>>50257567>>50257602They're both very cute and lovely girls!
Drawanon, please make a short comic strip of Marisa being rejected akin to the Yukari and Remi comics kudasai
>Dad, Yukari says she wants to talk to you!>I think it's a marriage proposal, I think it would be a really great deal for us!>And mom would stop coming around here!
>>50257821I don't understand this greentext. What is happening?
>>50257711
>>50257829He wants Yukari to marry his dad in order to ward off his birth mom.
>>50257840I always wanted to see a marriage proposal where it is the woman the one proposing.
>>50257829Watch a Tourettes guy video.
>>50257576That's ok anon. I'll take her for ya.
>>50257972I don't find her attractive but if you take her, knowing that she is a youkai magician, can you make her say that she loves human cock to assert dominance for the human race?
>>50257979Nah, she ain't gonna be saying much. I like fatties, so her mouths going to be full of food most of the time.
>>50255268CHARISMA BREAK
>>50256339I mean, yeah, Yukarin is pretty fucking evil, but I wouldn't call her totally unambiguous. To me, "unambiguously evil" would be the type of character that relishes in inflicting suffering purely for it's own sake, with nothing but sheer cruelty driving them. Yukari does do a bunch of really fucked shit, some of it probably unnecessary, but in her mind, every action she takes is for the good of Gensokyo. I think it's the one thing she truly and honestly cares about.Or in other words "My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of「Gensokyo」!
>>50258234>mean, yeah, Yukarin is pretty fucking evil, but I wouldn't call her totally unambiguous.Everyone keeps saying this but no one ever made a clear list of whtat she does, has done, her personality itself, etc. I think most people just agree she is evil without understanting the full scope.
>>50258234A character having a reason to do evil is such an absolutely stupid reason reason to justify their actions. 80% of every villain in both reality and fiction did what they did because they wanted a better world to keep what they had or because they thought it was right. In fact I think that being willing to do anything because you think you are right is proof of selfishness, ignorance/unintelligence, and poor capacity for reasoning. It is the reason Yukari, Okina, Eirin, Kasen, the Lunarians are some of the first characters in the Touhou rooster that need to be killed and reanimated looking like that guy from Naruto.
>>50258258The fact that her PCB title is literally "Mastermind Behind the Spiriting Away" by itself puts her pretty squarely into the "evil" category.
>>50258295Girls can't do anything without being called evil.
>>50258295The one thing that keeps me up at night is that one comment about children. I can forgive man-eating if she does it for necessity, but children killing or even worse sexual abuse is not just deranged. It is unattractive, I don't want to be with a woman who fucks kids.
>>50258298true
>>50258302I'm a profound child hater personally so I don't mind if she eats a few.
>>50258291I'm absolutely not saying her actions are in any way justifiable, just that she aspires to more than senseless suffering. Obviously a real person with that sort of thought process would be a dangerous lunatic, but she's not a real person, she's a character that's part of a narrative, and said narrative goes out of it's way to portray her as more than a simple monster.
>>50258302It's the usual boasting, in the same way that she had her line in WaHH about where the youkai get their food from. If you consider the youkai population of Gensokyo, and the amount of people that would need to disappear for that to work, it just doesn't add up. That said, she's still a narcissist who tries to maintain a police state, so it's not like the fact that she doesn't regularly sacrifice Outsiders suddenly makes her a good person.>>50258291By this same logic, shouldn't you be offed for wanting to kill people that, at present in canon, are actively bettering Gensokyo like Eirin and Kasen?
>>50258302>I don't want to be with a woman who fucks kids.this is why I think /ss/ fags are either legitimately deranged or closeted homosexuals. or both.
>>50258318i am a profound animal hater. i don't care if she mistreats other animals like she did with Ran
I'm a profound hater. I just don't care.
>>50258331I'm not an animal hater in general but I do hate foxes, dogs, birds, raccoons, so she can beat up any of those groups without me complaining.
>>50258330I don't understand your post but my problem with her fucking kids is that it is in the context of pedophilia. Shota and age gap are okay.
>>50258339From her perspective a four digit year old woman fucking a 20-40 year old probably still feels like paedophilia. No wonder she uses her four digit year old computer for that.
>>50258329>By this same logic, shouldn't you be offed for wanting to kill people that, at present in canon, are actively bettering Gensokyo like Eirin and Kasen?I actually don't hate Eirin. But the problem with Kasen is that she is still bad, she acts good to go to heaven and this is very well implied. Eirin sounds better thought.NOooooooowW my niggas. I want to talk about my TOUHOUS.What would you do if you saw Eirin looking at you like this after she confessed?
>>50258360Be worried she's going to murder my family if I say no, and murder my family if I say yes mostly.
>>50258350The problem isn't the age. It is the mental maturity and reaction. A 21 year old would enjoy it. Hell, even a 16 year old may enjoy it. This does NOT mean I that justify doing it with someone young or something but in this case there is nothing wrong with a 20 year old doing it with her.Now please lets stop talking about the 2hus morality I came to talk about them confessing...
>>50258360>Still badShe actively goes out of her way to improve things, like stopping wild animals from becoming youkai that would attack humans. The worst we see her, outside of her whole complex about her past and projecting all her sins onto her arm, is the killing of the one dragon that was getting unruly, and the crushing of the vengeful spirits, and the latter with retrospect just feels like ZUN trying to do the same sort of "oooh is she good or bad" shit he's been trying to tease with what side Miyoi will end on. It's the usual non-committal writing.>What would you do if you saw Eirin looking at you like this after she confessed?Anon, we both know Eirin wouldn't smile so uncharacteristically if she didn't mean it. You are not being given an option.
>>50249831Those are some prime saggy boobs.
>>50258371Do you think Eirin murdered Kaguya's parents for a similar reason or what you are saying? She sounds truly Yanderish.
>>50258371"murdering your family" seems to be her solution to just about every problem. maybe she just does it out of love for the game.
>>50258389When it comes to canon, she's probably the single most yandere of the cast. Yukari and Byakuren would be the next highest, but there's a decent gap in both intensity and effectivity.
Yukari would definitely have one of the worst reactions. As a human you exist to feed her, and she so very graciously offered to promote you to husband, which you turned down, meaning you're happy to remain a youkai's target, meaning you want everything that happens next. Fortunately her home is so very, very far away from anything else, and she can so easily bring you there, show you what you're missing out on and even order Ran to pamper you for a bit (not that way). If you're so very stubbon she might tour you around her meat locker until you get the hint...
>>50258402>If you're so very stubbon she might tour you around her meat locker until you get the hint...Yukarin this is just a butcher's freezer in the Outside World. My buddy works at this place.
>>50258402>and even order Ran to pamper you for a bit (not that way)I-in what way then??
>>50258402How would she react if you told her something like "I don't want to be with a woman that does not value my rights or sees me as a mere piece of meat. If you truly love me, why do you see me like that?"
>>50258428lol, lmao
>>50258428Forcing Maribel to choose between her youkai LARP and her actual feelings is foul play, Anon.
>>50258428"Mm? Were you saying something?" She says, as she finally takes her eyes off of your crotch.
All these Y*karifags ITT just solidify my love for Ran and I bask in the monumental seethe this would cause Y*kari seeing her very own shikigami getting love, affection, marriage and children over her
>>50258465
>>50258428I don't think she's capable of liking someone "normally". Her not killing you on the spot when you denied her is already an enormous concession on her part, and shows she actually does care for you.
>>50258465Well, Yukari can just order Ran to hand you over and Ran will have to obey.
>>50258475For better or worse, the fact that Ran has been displaying more free will as of late does call that into question.
>>50258473How would a woman like Yukari love then? How would you describe their way of loving? Full detail. I want an essay. This is interesting.
>>50258484yeah, real new
>>50258470If this fox was real, it would have proabably killed itself the moment it saw all the porn we have made of her.
>>50258509That's actually a thread I wanted to make time ago. What would the 2hus think of their art and fanbase.Now, why are Ranfags so fucking weird? There is no comparison. Their fetishes are sometimes things I didn't know existed. Sometimes people say is because they are furries but Tsukasa does not have that fandom. At least in the surface.
>>50258475I'm marrying and putting my babies in Ran, with or without Y*kari's OK>>50258517This nigga making assumptions based on a single faggot troll that spams Ran threads with futa posts
>>50258539Nigga, check her r-18 pixiv section, there is some cursed shit right there that makes a degenerate like me shiver.
>>50258560tell me more
>>50258517It''s mommyfags mostly. Something has to happen to them to end up that way.
>>50258539
>>50258470>paid a writefagI gotta get in on this hustle.
>>50258612I still can't believe people pay for that. When the Verbalasse case happened the first thing on my mind seeing the 50.000$ was: "Why didn't he just pay a model to fuck", "Why didn't he make like 1 hour of porn animation?", "Why didn't he make a whole gallery of porn?", "Why didn't he write an erotic novel with that money?"
>>50258627Thinking with your dick is a pathway to many decisions some would deem... Financially irresponsible.
>>50258720Can this ability be learnt?
>>50250875there are so many other 2hus i think i would handle it
>>50258734Not from an economist.
>>50258783YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE PORN ARTISTS. NOT JOIN THEM.
>>50258627>>50258734>>50258783>>50258810This just reminded me that a couple of weeks ago, I bought for the first time a Heca doujin from an artist I like, because 99.9% of his works are not on any site outside of Pixiv and Xitter, and not even AI recognizes his art style. I ended up paying 14.73 of my local shitcoin, which is almost a full day of waging. I hate being poor. I gooned so much to that doujin, my penis could not get hard for 2 days straight. Heca owns my balls.
>>50258838what comic it was lmao. it sounds like a doujin made by aphrodite herself
>>50258360>>50258387>>50258392MY PARENTS HAD TO GO! I LOOVE MOMMY SHE HAS MY BEST INTERESTS IN MIND!
>>50258876i thought eirin was a 2hu you could reasonate with
>>50258908her mind is operating on a completely different paradigm from yours. her "reason" is so far removed from ours that mutual understanding is near-impossible
>>50258929Arguably that's an overstatement, but it is true that the average Anon is going to have trouble connecting with her on any intellectual level. Better hit the books if you want to try to reason with her to any meaningful extent.
>>50258978No, I will retardmax in hopes she chills the fuck down.
>>50258929She loves my stupid monkey brain! Hey man if she can kick it with Reisein and Twei it's probably not that bad
>>50258978idk I feel like "hitting the books" wouldn't really be enough to compensate for the millions of years of life experience she (probably) has over you. she's seen and experienced things you couldn't even begin to comprehend. don't get me wrong, she's perfectly capable of being cordial, but I think real friendship or something more is probably out of the question.
>>50259074I could say the same about your mom, but look at us!
>>50259110holy fuck dude you didn't need to eviscerate me like that, absolutely brutal.
>>50258389>Eirin murdered Kaguya's parentsThis is the 2nd time I've seen this, the 1st time being here >>50235537.I thought this was headcanon shit but I was surprised to find out that it was hiding in the character profile txt:https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Eirin_Yagokoro#Official_ProfilesAll these years and I've missed it because it didn't stand out unlike the more famous Sakuya fact.
>>50259316Who else is a Moon Sakuya truther
>>50259350Me because I wanna spend all day with my head shoved up Sakuya-san's skirt!
>>50259350Everyone talks about Moon Sakuya but never Sakuya mooning
>>50259426Sakuya and Mahoro pressing their nude asses together...
>>50259316She also killed the emissaries sent to retrieve Kaguya, and suggested Toyohime kill Urashima Taro. While she's more restrained now (not actually killing Patche during SSiB) her history is a surprisingly bloody one.
>>50259438I'm aware of those, but this particular line was hidden in the txt and was never brought up anywhere else, even in the wiki article itself.
>>50259432Who da hell is Mahoro. More like muh whore o
>>50255268I hate this picture. I hate you for posting it too.
>>50255422Any hatred you have for 3D girls should never be projected onto 2D girls. 2D girls are warm and pure, they're a completely different species.
>>50258627Verbalase's case in particular was severely misreported. The animation was supposed to be for a new channel aimed at adults, but the idea was scrapped. Funnily enough, the controversy revived the idea and he's made a second with the wolf from fnaf. It was unironically a business expense.The belief it was for his own pleasure came from the people who leaked it in the first place, who were a group of actual discord trannies mad at him for being too based in private. They leaked that shit on his birthday.Anyways, I think that Sakuya would handle rejection quite gracefully.
>>50259438>suggested Toyohime kill Urashima Taro.And Toyo put her foot down to not do it. It's amazing how NOT evil the moonie sisters were until 20.I wonder how they'd react to being turned down.
>>50255268I love this picture. I love you for posting it.
>>50259490Learn what fucking site you're on!
>>50259418>>50259426Sakuya mooning!
>>50259530Eventually you just learn to ignore the fact that ZUN doesn't know his own characters, the same way he said the Lunar Capital was an allegory for China in 15, in spite of blatantly just being Takamagahara previously.As for the Watatsukis, I think it's not easy to say, but I think on average, Toyohime would take it better, provided the reason for the rejection doesn't involve her true shark-crocodile-dragon form.
How I think each of the protagonists would react to rejection:Reimu: Shock which quickly gives way to anger. She's so used to coasting through life, never really trying yet still succeeding, that the thought you might refuse her never crossed her mind. She would quickly go from frustrated to seething mad, insisting that you "obviously don't know what's best for you" and that she'll just have to "make you understand". She would start threatening you, which would then escalate into actual violence. In the end, she'll probably end up dragging you into the back of the shrine and raping you.Marisa: For a second, her face would morph into a mask of pure anguish, but she'd quickly replace it with a strained smile. She'd probably try to deflate the tension by joking around about how "you probably like Reimu better anyway" or that "Men really do prefer them big, huh?" but would only make things more awkward. She'd say she hopes you two can keep being "best buds" and that this "doesn't end up making things weird between us or anything" with a tremble in her voice. She'd excuse herself, her head bowed so as not to make eye contact with you, and hurriedly leave. Of course, the moment she gets home, she'd start bawling her eyes out, babbling pitifully about how "it's not fair" or repeatedly yelling "why?". She would probably be crying herself to sleep every night for quite a while.Sakuya: She'd cast her gaze downwards for a moment, and simply answer with "...I see.". She would apologize for "having shown you something unbecoming" and would quickly excuse herself by saying she has duties to attend to, seemingly already over it. If you were more observant, however, you might have noticed the slight lilt in her voice as she spoke, her refusal to meet your gaze, or the fact that her hands, tightly clutching the hem of her skirt, were shaking...Youmu: "Wh-b-but-but-why, I, I, I don't under...stand..." she'd stammer out before collapsing to the ground and breaking down into inconsolable sobbing, babbling incoherently about how "this isn't how Yuyuko-sama said it would go" In her desperation, she'd start clinging to you pathetically, begging you not to leave her, saying that she "needs you" and that she'll "do anything if you'll just be by her side." Yuyuko would then intervene, apologizing on Youmu's behalf for the trouble, before kneeling down to console her, stroking her hair and whispering comforting words, and eventually taking her away.Reisen: The sheer emotional turmoil of the moment would be enough to trigger her into having a panic attack, as she'd start sweating profusely and hyperventilating, her hands shaking wildly. Concerned, you'd immediately rush to her side, staying with her until it passed, comforting and reassuring her. Afterwards, she'd look at you meaningfully, as if she'd just made up her mind about something, before saying that "you're far too kind, even to someone like me" and that "there's absolutely no way I can hand you over to anyone else" before pouncing on you, bringing her face close to yours, forcing you to stare into those enchanting red eyes...Sanae: "O-Oh...I, um,...I see." she'd say, fidgeting awkwardly, trying her absolute best to stay composed in front of you. She might mumble something about the "love" omikuji she had drawn earlier having assured her this would go well, twirling her hair around her finger. Eventually, though, her pasted-on smile would crack, tears starting to form at the corners of her eyes. "Oh-oh no...I,uh, I really didn't want you to see me like this, haha...I'm sorry, I must be making you really uncomfortable..." she'd say, between pained gasps and sobs. "It 's uh, it's kinda funny, but...t-this was the one miracle I most desperately wanted to come true, haha...". "U-um, I hope this doesn't dissuade you from visiting the shrine whenever you feel like it, though! I-*sniffle*- I'd still love to have you!" she'd say, trying to deceive you and herself with a patchwork facade of cheerfulness. "Um, I'll see you later, then!" she stammers out before running back into her shrine. Even from out here, though, you can hear her anguished sobs, echoing across the empty shrine grounds...
>>50260052Aya: "Of course. Then, I'll be in your care from--wait, WHAT?". It takes a moment for her to even register your rejection. Clearly, she'd never even considered the possibility she could be spurned by a mere human, although she seems more baffled than angry or sad. Massaging her temples in utter disbelief, she asks "Are...are you quite sane? For you, not just a human, but an outsider at that, to refuse such a generous offer from a well-regarded and powerful tengu like myself, is...well, it's pure lunacy, if you don't mind me saying.". When you reaffirm that you simply don't have any romantic feelings towards her, she sighs, rubbing her eyes. "You know, my kind have killed humans for much lesser slights than this. Luckily for you, though, it seems I really, really like you, even more than I already thought I did, So I won't hurt you, or do anything scary. But.." In a instant, she disappears from view, and you're suddenly lifted high into the air in a bridal carry. "You'll be coming home with me, dear. I'm sure you'll change your tune after you discover just how...persuasive I can be.".Cirno: "Um, so, lately, I was wondering why I always feel kinda funny whenever I get close to you. My head always gets all fluffy when I'm near you, and it's like you're the only thing I can even see, and I feel all weird and bad when you're not around. I tried asking my friends, but they didn't get it either, so then I went 'an asked Reimu, and she said that that's how it feels when you like someone. I already knew I liked you, though, 'cause we always have lotsa fun together, but she said that it wasn't that kind of "like". Um...she said it was the kinda thing where you want to hug and kiss the other person, and stuff, and then it made sense! I always wanna be next to you and touch you and...and you like me too, right? That's why you're always hanging out with me, right?". Crouching down to match her eye level, you explain to her that while you're happy she likes you so much, you don't feel that way about her, that she's always been like a cute little sister to you. As you speak, the incomprehension on her face turns to shock, then to frustration. "N-no. You're...you're not allowed to say that! It's not fair, it's not, it's not! I like you, so you have to like me! You...have to....". As the air around her rapidly cools, you take a few steps back, but quickly find yourself encircled by a wall of ice. ",,,No, You don't get to leave. Not until you admit you like me! A-and you have to k-kiss me, too!"(these get a lot more elaborate and dialogue-heavy as they go on lol. inspiration really took hold of me towards the end.)
I need to stop reading this thread, I want to cry after seeing all of these heartbroken Touhous.
>>50259922>the Lunar Capital was an allegory for China in 15, in spite of blatantly just being Takamagahara previously.Both can be true.>>50259530They were always evil and ZUN always played apologist for them, you're just a blind lunar fanboy.
>>50260055How about some of Gensokyo's more powerful girls? Would they take it gracefully, embarrassingly, or "lol you're a human your consent is optional"?
>>50260080Found the tertiary.>>50260103I think that's a case by case thing. There's definitely some that would exercise better self-restraint than others. Kaguya, for example, might very well go the route of making sure you end up consuming enough Hourai Elixir to become an immortal, and then just wait it out, assured that you would eventually end up with her, because clearly you wouldn't bother with the boorish Fujiwara, nor would Eirin ever think of getting in her way in this matter.
>>50260055Do Yuyuko next!
>>50260067all of these girls are dykes it's fine no one's heart is broken but the writefag's
>>50260181found the turbo tertiary
>>50260055I LOVE YOU WRITEFAG PLEASE DO MY COLD MOTHER EIRIN NEXT!
>>50260080>They were always evil and ZUN always played apologist for them, you're just a blind lunar fanboy.It's a plot point that they were in the right during SSiB. Their main characteristic and conflict is that they're the kind Lunarians unlike the rest.
>>50255672Tenko like promised>>50255746It's not like I haven't considered them, I just didn't draw that much>>50259627Thank you!>>50259491Now I'm sad...
>>50260207Why do you draw such sad things?
>>50260224My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others
>>50260052>>50260055Writefag, you're way too good at tugging at my heart strings this is some great writing. As for me, honestly if any 2hu confessed I'd probably accept, I love pretty much everyone of them!
>>50260207Please never draw Parsee or Ariya. Both have suffered rejection and heartbreak in the past. If they confess, it means they trust you, want you so badly, and are willing to open themselves again.Girls like that should be rewarded for that. Not hurt
>>50260207Please draw Parsee or Ariya. Both have suffered rejection and heartbreak in the past. If they confess, it means they trust you, want you so badly, and are willing to open themselves again.Girls like that are perfect for heartbreak doujins.
>>50260207Please marry Parsee and Ariya. Both have suffered rejection and heartbreak in the past. If they confess, it means they trust you, want you so badly, and are willing to open themselves again.Girls like that should have to share a man, not have one to themselves.
>>50260207This isn't funny anymore draw him saying yes and that it was a poor taste joke and he'll apologize forever to make it up to her
>>50260207good shit. Now this is good content
>>50260207>>50260055>>50260052These are the kinds of posts I like. Thanks for effort posting anons
>>50260339Seconded.
>>50260266I can't say it's how I'd go about it in your situation, but I'm glad to see you focusing those energies on creation, Anon. Being able to share your feelings like that is valuable.
>>50249831>>50255268>>50260207Please, draw more strong and arrogant 2hus getting rejected. Draw Hecatia getting rejected, with Junko in the background watching from afar, then in the last frame, she is crying while Junko comforts her.
>>50260052>>50260055-Reimu, Reisen, Aya, and Cirno are not cucksBased bossgirls.
>>50260055>>50260052I love these. Way more soulful than AI or something of the like!
>>50260052>>50260055Please do the Hags and the Lunarians now.
>>50260052>>50260055FUCK if this is how powerful and composed 2hus would react to romantic rejection, I can't imagine the devastating effect that would have in a sweet girl with deep abandonment issues like Kogasa WRITE IT
>>50260052>>50260055>>50260198>>50260267>>50260352>good>half of them rely on "but no <other character> said this wouldn't happen! This can't happen!!>Cirno's has to involve the confession itself to have any weight because otherwise it'd just be boring and shit (which it still is)
>>50262272Who are you quoting? Are you upset that Touhous reject your rejections? What's wrong, I thought you liked rejection! Dick.
>>50262056Not him, but,Rejecting Kogasa hits her right in her biggest psychological weakpoint.At first she tries to brush her confession off as a joke, but her eyes start watering, and her voice begins to tremble. She clutches her umbrella tightly to herself, covering her face with the lip. Insisting she's fine, but she can barely stand without leaning on it. Still, she puts on the bravest face she can, biting at her lower lip, and gently trying to excuse herself. The waterworks flow when you're out of earshot. She whimpers over and over again that she thought you were different.But she doesn't know what went wrong. She thought she was so helpful, so useful that you had to want to be with her forever. Why else would you keep seeing her?You find her, a few days later, curled up in a big pile of discarded objects and refusing to come out.
>>50262272>half of them>literally oneCredit where it's due, at least it's obvious that you're genuinely schizo, and not just baiting.
>>50260052I want to see extended reactions of the internal suffering that these women feel. Please god, I would kill to hear about Sakuya's broken heart driving her into even deeper loneliness and Marisa sliding into messy, ugly depression. Please lord.Because I don't have the time or energy to do it myself that is
>>50262346Fuuuuuuuck, poor baby Kogasa :(...But go on, what happens next? Why would (You) go see her after rejecting her? That sounds cruel but I wanna see what she does and the psychological impact this has caused her
>>50262604(You)'re coming back because you realized you loved her all along!
Woah, didn't think people would like these that much, but thanks! I appreciate the requests, too, but I don't think I can get to all of them right now, given that this thread is already on it's way out. I'll keep them in mind for sure though!>>50262272I don't think these are all that great myself, so I'd actually really appreciate some proper negative feedback, as long as it's in good faith and not whatever you're doing. The reason why I had Cirno's include the confession was mostly because I couldn't really see someone like her confessing "normally", so I thought it'd be kinda fun to showcase her thought process.
>>50262346>Why would (You) go see her after rejecting her? That sounds cruelJudging by the way Kogasa's internal thoughts mentioned not understanding why (You) kept seeing her despite not loving her romantically, I believe this implies that (You) genuinely like her as a person, to the point of regularly hanging out with her—you simply don't see her as anything more than that.The guy probably went to check on her after noticing her prolonged disappearance and isolation, if I had to guess.
>>50262779Fuck, wrong Anon. Meant for >>50262604
None of these touhous deserve this.
>>50262876all strong and arrogant women deserve to suffer
>>50262880We form part of the same page bro. (Can I recommend you a song?)
>>50262880>>50262888Weak men need weaker women.
>>50255268
>>50262554...Ever since that day, you hadn't seen or heard anything from Marisa. You understood that she probably needed time away from you to process all of this, and that a strong-willed, cheerful girl like her would surely bounce back soon enough, but...the thought that you were the one to put her through such pain kept gnawing at your conscience, a mix of guilt and worry forming a growing pit in your chest. Carrying those feelings with you, you made the trip to the Hakurei Shrine, hoping to be able to get any kind of news from her closest friend. When you put the question to her, though, she simply shook her head. "I've...tried to speak to her multiple times, but...she just won't let me in. She'll either tell me to leave or pretend to be asleep. I've thought about forcing my way in, but...I'm worried I might just make things worse, and I'm not sure what I could really do even if I did. ...I hate this. I feel so powerless, and...look, I know it's not really your fault, but...I think it has to be you. If it was you, I'm sure she'd let you in.". You're taken aback. You thought you'd be the absolute last person she'd want to see right now. "...Haaah, you really don't understand girls at all, huh? I think...she needs to get some kind of closure on this. To tell you everything she's held herself back from saying, so she can at least look back on this with no regrets, you know? Marisa, she's...she's not nearly as strong as you think she is.". With those words, Reimu excuses herself, leaving you to ruminate on your own. ...She's right. Even if it's pointless, even if it's only to soothe your own selfish feelings of guilt, you have to take responsibility for your own actions. Filled with new resolve, you bound down the shrine's steps, determined to make things right.(cont.)
>>50260207i fucking kneel
