>>50271039Yesand really hot
>>50271039Daughter of Touhou LuciferSo she's the antichrist
>>50271103Is that why Shinki is so irresistible?
>>50271039For the last time, Shinki, I don't want to date your daughter.
>>50271039Yes and she is my wife
>>50271039Yes but her sister is cuter
>>50271214She's a slut
>>50271268Not even close. She's an even bigger femcel than Alice.
>>50271328Nobody wants her because they assume she's a bitch and she is!
i need to study but i'm lazy and don't wanna do it
Not necessarily the hottest, but something tells me sex with Alice must be incredible. Something about mentally fucked girls that makes them great in bed for some reason.
>>50271039all makai citizen are undateable
>>50271103I'm not hearing any negatives.>>50271380>Something about mentally fucked girls that makes them great in bed for some reason.True, but they more than likely have some crazy catch that even things out. Question is, what is Alice's?
>>50271485>Question is, what is Alice's?Her love for you and her being able to do most things using her dolls. Her curves too is a plus.
>>50271504Stop abusing the mirroring toolPlease
>>50271485>Question is, what is Alice's?stalking children in the parkhighly accurate dolls of people she knows (and of people she doesn't know)strange and conflicting beliefs about personal spacesecret collection of human skinmakai-gensokyo cultural shockbodily fluids pastriesincontinence
>>50272097>stalking children in the parkOh, how cute! I bet she's studying them in order to become a good mother. I can't wait to put a kid inside her!>highly accurate dolls of people she knows (and of people she doesn't know)Wow, my wife is so talented! I'd call her gifted, but that would be downplaying the thousands of hours of effort she has under her belt.>strange and conflicting beliefs about personal spaceI like surprises! Hot and cold, that's totes moe!>secret collection of human skinHey, she sounds fun to be around at halloween! I wonder if she could use it for cooking as well?>makai-gensokyo cultural shockAww, I get to be her tour guide through life! Maybe I'll get to teach her lots of new things, like consent and potty time. I bet I could learn some things from her, too! We need to celebrate our differences.>bodily fluid pastriesShe's so creative! Going that far for curiosity's sake is a really high-IQ trait, just how big did I score with her? I hope I can help her out with some samples fo my own! How's holy lemonade and strawberry sorbet sound for a hot summer day?>incontinenceThey're happy little accidents! You don't know how peaceful it is, waking up to a warm feeling on my lower body and knowing my beautiful wife relieved herself in her sleep, and that I get to be there for it. For her. I love my wife for who she is.
>>50272489Based, I love your wife too
>>50272489hnng imagine being woken up by the smell of alice pee tickling your nostrils and getting to stroke her hair and tell her there's nothing to be embarrassed about when she wakes up and realizes she did another oopsie. imagine spending a lazy morning together cuddling under those soaked sheets, basking in her precious warmth, ahhhh, i'm going to alice
>>50272631Yes to all of that followed by a nutritious drink made of Alice's sweat
>>50272643hnnng I want to become completely dependent on alice's bodily fluids to survive, to be unable to even ingest anything other than her sweat, tears, blood, spit, piss, puke, vaginal secretions, lymph, stomach acid, cerebrospinal fluid, bile, synovial fluid, amniotic fluid, phlegm, pus, mucus, interstitial fluid and various other liquids or semi-solids. not poop. though, because that's gross and also girls don't poop.
You people are fucking weird, Alice is just a cute autistic girl who's not a people person.If you said this to any of her she'd beat the shit out of you and then bleach her hands.
>>50273067truth nuke
>>50272631>>50272903Fuck... now I'm imagining Alice peeing into a teapot, swirling it around and letting it heat up, the fragrant, hot air rising from it and spreading through the room as it slowly fills with her pee, as it slowly trickles in. When she's done, she comes over to the table, and pours it into the two cups we're going to share tea over. Just the warmth is incredibly erotic somehow. It's her warmth.How the hell did Alice become the designated pissplayhu anyway? Not that I'm complaining, it's god-tier.
>>50272624Built for child making
>>50273189you know, I typed up both of those posts as a joke but the more I dwell on it the more I think it might have awakened something in me because that actually does sound pretty hot>How the hell did Alice become the designated pissplayhu anyway? Not that I'm complaining, it's god-tier."alice pees herself" was a staple of the old /jp/ alice bullying threads, up there with the "everytime you post in this thread, alice gets hit in the head with a shovel" image. good times...
>>50273221Not op but Alice through one way or another gave me a possession and dollification fetish
>>50273067yeah, I bet you would, AliceI would feel more threatened if you told your mum
>>50273351is alice even any stronger than a regular girl? patchouli is proof that being a magician doesn't actually give you any inherent physical advantages besides immortality and not needing to eat, and byakuren seems to be the only muscle wizard around, so her punching you would probably feel like a warm breeze.
>>50271039Your daughter is my paizuri slave, Shinki.
>>50273377acting like you wouldn't get disintegrated in 3 seconds by any spell
>>50273411see, the broad can't help herselfhalf a dozen posts insulting her, and she's already taking off her knickerswhat an easy woman
>>50273415Psh. As if. I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
>>50273499Wouldn't trying to lose your virginity strip you of your power though?A wizard's power comes from his solidarity, not the holy virginity itself.
I wrote a poem for Alice, here it goes.Once upon a time you existed, I don't careSo, you are here, I'd rather be thereI wanna spit on you and mess up your hairI don't want you near, I need you goneI won't wish you well, I'll cause you harmI ruined your face, I ruined your faceI hit it with a bat and blood went all over the placeI ruined your face I ruined your faceI beat it with a bomb and blew up your brainsI ruined your face I ruined your faceOh no, here comes that thingthat makes the noise I want turned offthat's on the same fucking head that I want fucking blown offI hate your head, and I scream that loudIgnoring you and it makes me proudYou used to have such pretty featuresNow you're just a grotesque creatureI ruined your face I ruined your faceI hit it with a bat and blood went all over the placeI ruined your face I ruined your faceI beat it with a shovel and blew up your brains
>>50273415Tch, typical Alice, resorting to death threats the second someone bruises your ego, how insecure can you be? This is why nobody likes you, you know?
Why are all of you so mean to Alice? She hasn't done anything bad, you know.
>>50275921around makai, abunai
>>50275921"Being mean to Alice" is a sacred, time-honored /jp/ institution. Also, there was that one time I stayed at her place and she forced me to have sex with a life-sized doll replica of Marisa while she watched, which I thought was pretty freaky.
>>50273067Oh please, come the fuck on, Alice might be genuinely grossed out by reading all of this, sure, but don't act as if she also wouldn't immediately happily oblige the moment she saw someone being into her. Girls like her all have a switch that turns on the second they find an actual guy that's into them and it makes them throw all their bullshit morals out the window in order to 1- please their man, and 2- finally have an "outlet" with whom to experiment and try all sorts of super kinky shit with that they otherwise would've kept to themselves
>>50276134>it makes them throw all their bullshit morals out the window in order to 1- please their man, and 2- finally have an "outlet" with whom to experiment and try all sorts of super kinky shit with that they otherwise would've kept to themselvesThis is exactly why Alice is the perfect girlfriend, she'll do anything you say, there will be no holding back.
>>50276386And this guy draws the perfect Alice
>>50276386>>50276402Wait my bad I posted the Orz torifune instead of Yugiri picture
sorry I love Shanghai
>>50276414Those are some grabbers, dude.>>50276134Hit the nail on the head with that description. God, I miss her.
>>50276576Then why did you let her thread die?
>>50271039yes nigga desu
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I want Alice to feed me by chewing up food and then spitting it into my mouth for me to swallow. For every meal
>>50281277Alice will take care of everything for you! Hungry? Alice will make all of your favorites and even chew them up for you! Want to take a bath? Just let Alice get you all cleaned up! Feeling lonely or sad? You'll never, ever need to feel that way ever again, because Alice will always, ALWAYS be by your side and protect you from anything or anyone that could ever hurt you! Having trouble falling asleep? Alice will cuddle and kiss you and tell you how much she loves you over and over again until you drift off! Of course, Alice will handle all of "those" needs as well~You...want to talk to other people...? How silly! Why would you ever need anyone besides Alice? She loves you so, so very much, and yet you still say such hurtful things! But Alice will forgive you! She always will, no matter what, because that's what it means to love someone! So please, don't talk about things like that anymore! As a compromise, Alice will prepare her most special dolls to play with you! You'll be the best of friends!.......Please don't look at me like that, I'm begging you. I know that this...this isn't what you wanted, but...when I think about you leaving me behind, or...someone else taking you away from me, !...can't control myself anymore. I tried my best, I really, really did, but...when I saw you and Marisa, laughing and joking with each other, looking like you were having so much fun, I realized... that smile you wore then...you had never shown it to me, not even once. ...So please, if you care for me even a little, promise me that you'll never talk to, look at, or think about another woman ever again, you'll never leave this house again, and you'll let me take care of you, okay? I'm not asking for much. am I?You...want to see Marisa...?...............It seems like you still have a hard time understanding what's best for you! That's alright though, that stubbornness of yours is just one of the things Alice loves about you! Still, it seems like you're still quite confused, so don't worry about any of the difficult stuff and just let Alice handle all the thinking for now, alright? She's the girl who loves you the most, so she'll always have your best interests at heart! You just need to focus on having fun and feeling good, and Alice will handle all of the "obstacles" getting in the way of our mutual love! I'm sure you'll come around soon enough!I'm...sure you will.You...you have to.Because if you don't...I'm not sure what I'll do.
>>50281748Is it a bad thing that I would be ok with this?
>>50281748I love Alice!I love yanyan Alice even more!
>>50282062Besides the bird feeding
>>50281748Alice I was high out of my mind when I was was with marisa, that's why I was smiling so widely, I smoked druggy shrooms, I always get to her to buy some shrooms from her, that's all I wanted, I just want to see her to get my shrooms, and get to go back to my house, but that's gonna be a subjet for another time.
>>50282062Not at all. She's offering to let you be with Shanghai; that's worth putting up with Alice.
>>50281748I told you guys to not go on a date with the freak...I told you bro...
>>50282346The funny thing is, Anon and Alice weren't even dating in the first place! They were just friends, or at least that's what Anon thought they were. Alice, though, being the creepy, entitled, socially malajusted weirdo that she is, completely misinterpreted his kindness and friendliness as some sort of courtship, and deluded herself into thinking that he was obviously in love with her and simply too afraid to make the first move! What a silly girl! Of course, Alice herself would never make the first move either, she might just kill herself on the spot if she were rejected, so things remained at a standstill until a third party came into the picture. Marisa would end up meeting Anon after having heard a lot about him from Alice, and the two of them hit it off spectacularly! They got along so famously, in fact, that Alice's Anon-time began rapidly diminishing! "How could that be?" she wondered. "He loves me. I know he does, so why...? Is he playing hard to get? Is this that "tsundere" thing I've read about? Or perhaps...is Marisa doing something to him? I've got to get to the bottom of this!". So, Alice decided to follow and spy on the pair during one of their outings, and discovered the truth of the matter. When he was with Marisa, he would act almost...bashful. His face would often flush when she came near, and he seemed elated to simply be in her presence, constantly smiling a smile brighter than any she had ever seen from him. Of course, Alice could not simply accept reality, as she should have, but chose instead to retreat further into her delusions to cope! "My destined one is being led astray by a wicked witch! I must take it upon myself to help him realize the error of his ways, lest he be lost to me forever!"And so, as her already fraying sanity rapidly dwindled to nothing, she hatched a plan to confine Anon and render him utterly dependent on her, ensuring he could never think of anything but her ever again! How truly pathetic! It'd almost be comical, if it wasn't so pitiable.Oh, and by the way, Anon was actually working up the courage to ask Marisa out when Alice nabbed him! Probably shouldn't tell her that, though or she might really do something drastic!
>>50282066Low test fag, that sounds hot as hell
>>50281748Fuck you Alice, my wife owns a lot of land and is pretty good protecting it so tough luck getting me!
Shimaidon with Alice (big) and Alice (small)!
>>50271039I think she's a cute stepping stone for the purpose of banging her HOT mother!
>>50271039Will she wake up from the coma?
>>50282620Alice's apex predator...
Sorry, who are you? I only know one Alice, and she's my wonderful daughterwife, certainly not an expired old hag like you!
>>50282525Come on, tell us what happened next!!!!!! Right after Anon wakes up at Alice's house. What will Alice do to him and what will Marisa's reaction be?
>>50288639...I've been feeling weirdly...restless, I guess, for the past few days. Can't seem to focus on anything for more than a couple minutes or even sit still without bouncing my leg or something, and none of the stuff that usually calms me down works anymore. I tried to tell myself I was just having an off week, or that the stress was getting to me and I should just try to relax and sleep it off, but I knew that wasn't true....It's because of him. I mean, how dare he!? He comes into my life and makes me feel all weird and then he just disappears? The nerve! ...but honestly, I wasn't actually angry with him at all. I kept wondering, did I scare him off, was it something I said, did he think it was weird when I listed off every species of mushroom growing in the Forest of Magic and described each of their hallucinogenic properties? Oh God he was totally weirded out by that wasn't he. Now that I think about it, whenever we meet up, I just end up rambling about whatever I've been working on recently, barely letting him get a word in, it makes sense he'd get tired of me eventually...Still, I was a bit worried. It'd been almost a week since I'd seen or heard anything from him, and he was just a regular human, not to mention an outsider. I had called in a favor with Reimu so she'd keep an eye on him whenever she could and make sure nothing bad got too close, but I still couldn't help but worry. There was Alice, too, she was pretty friendly with him, so she'd probably step in if he was in danger...wait, that's right! If anyone knows where he's gone off to, it's gotta be Alice, right? She knew him even before I did. Maybe I'll pay her a quick visit. But not 'cause I'm like, super worried about him and really want to see him again, or anything, I'm just...dropping in on a friend.Slowing my broom to a halt as I float down into the clearing, I hop off of it and march up to the front door as quickly as my short stride allows, letting loose a flurry of knocks against it. As her footsteps close in, I could swear I hear her...humming? The door flies open, and out pops Alice, positively beaming with joy.
>>50290361"Good evening, Marisa dearest. To what do I owe the pleasure?". She delivers her sugar-sweet greeting without a hint of irony.I scratch my face, perplexed at what's unfolding before me. "Uh, hi, good to see you too, Alice. I was in the area and there was something I was wondering about that I thought you might be able to help me with, so I figured I'd drop by, but...uh, you certainly seem quite chipper today."She giggles girlishly. "Oh my, was it that obvious? To tell the truth, I've been in an absolutely fabulous mood for a few days, now" she says, her smile somehow becoming even more dazzling."...That so?". Well, as weird as this was, it wasn't what I came here for. "Getting back on topic, I actually wanted to ask if you'd seen Anon around at all recently, We haven't been able to meet up for a few days now, and it'd leave a pretty bad taste in my mouth if something happened to him...". As the words left my mouth, I could swear I saw Alice's face twist into a look of mockery for an instant."Ohh...you don't know, do you? I suppose he never told you? Give me a moment.", she says, before walking back into the house. After a moment, she returns, smile still beaming, and behind her..."Huh?"She giggles again, seemingly amused by my reaction. "Marisa, dear, I'd like to introduce you to my boyfriend and husband-to-be, the love of my life, my darling Anon."For a moment, I can only stare blankly at them, mouth agape in total incomprehension, but my mind eventually regains some sense of clarity. "Wh-but--but that's...I...what?""You really don't have to be so surprised, you know? Isn't it natural for the two of us to end up together? I'm the one who's known him the longest. I'm the one who protected him and stayed by his side when he had no one else, when he was just a lone outsider in a hostile land. Really, it'd be stranger if he hadn't fallen for me, don't you think? Of course, it took him some time to realize it and work up the courage to confess, but he did, and here we are! Isn't that right, darling?", she says, looking over to Anon who, wearing a strained smile, corroborates her story. "A true fairytale romance, isn't it?". Her eyes shine with sadistic glee as they bore into mine. My eyes dart over to Anon, who's pasted-on smile quickly fades as he lowers his gaze to the ground to avoid meeting mine. Alice seems to be annoyed by this little exchange, however."Anon, darling, could you be a dear and check on the stove? I think the stew's about ready." Anon moves to leave, but..."Just one thing, before you go," she says before grabbing him by the collar and bringing his lips to hers in a passionate, drawn out kiss."...!". My eyes widen as I clench my fists hard enough for my nails to dig into my palm....After a while, she finally pulls back and lets him go, and he excuses himself, but before disappearing from view, he gives me one last long, lingering look, heavy with meaning. Shame, fear, guilt are all mixed together, but most of all, I can hear a single unspoken word."Sorry."
>>50290369After waving him off, Alice turns back to me. "So, as you can clearly see, there's absolutely nothing to worry about. Anon is right here by my side, in the safest place he could possibly be, with the only girl that can make him happy. So you can rest easy knowing no harm will ever come to him, I can promise you that!" she says, puffing out her chest with pride."The only girl that can make him happy, huh?....Funny, from where I was standing, he didn't look all that happy to be here."Alice's smile fades for the first time this evening, and she narrows her eyes."...I'd appreciate it if you kept your snide insinuations to yourself, Kirisame. You don't know the first thing about our relationship, so please don't spout such nonsense.""Really? Well, I might not know much about your relationship, but I like to think I know HIM pretty well. Don't you think it's a bit odd that, in all the time we spent together, he never even once alluded to feeling this way about you? In fact, he didn't talk about you much at all. Weird, right?""...! H-He was just too shy to talk about it, that's all! Y-you clearly don't understand how men think! Now, if you're going to keep making these baseless accusations, I'm going to need you to lea—"At her astonishment, I suddenly burst into laughter, holding my stomach. "Oh, man, that's too good! Ah, sorry, your reactions were just so funny, I couldn't help but want to keep teasing you, you know? Guess I took it a bit too far, though. I'm just messing with you, yeah? I really am happy for both of you, you make a great match! And hey, if you've got any questions about his likes and dislikes, I can totally help you out, like I said, I know him pretty well!"Alice is visibly taken aback. "O-Oh, is that so? I apologize for my...outburst. but I'd prefer if you kept the teasing to a minimum in the future, please."I give her a light pat on the shoulder. "Sure, sure, no problem. Anyway, It's getting late, so I really gotta go. Was nice seeing you, and congratulations to both of you!".Alice gives me a quick nod before hurriedly retreating inside and locking the door. Getting back onto my broom, I rise above the clearing, letting the cool night air wash over me. Haah...that was close, a bit longer and I really might have just blasted her away right there. As long as Anon is in that house, though, I can't afford to let myself get carried away like that. I need my actions to be efficient and calculated if I'm to get him out of there. I'll be going up against a real magician, after all, not a half-baked one like me. ...Still, I feel strangely calm, even...happy. Maybe I should thank Alice after all. When I looked into his eyes back there, I finally understood. He needs me, and I need him. It's so simple, and yet it took all this for me to finally see it. This feeling that threatens to make my heart burst from my chest, the cold murderous impulse that overwhelms all rational thought,,. Ahh, this must be love! Oh, Anon, I'll be by your side soon, just you wait.Just you wait....
>>50290381Before anyone says it, yes, I know, mucho texto. I was inspired, okay? Feel free to hide the posts if they bother you.
I enjoy Poshi's Alice doujins.
>>50290400I love you writefag, keep up the good work
>>50290471Thank you! I absolutely will!
>>50290381quite entertaining
>>50290361>>50290369>>50290381Fuck this is really goodDo go on, I wanna see Marisa's wacky rescue mission, anon and Marisa reunited, and anon handling Ariasu the ultimate rejection
>>50290381Good work, anon. I'm looking forward to the next one.
samefag
>>50291201>samefag?If you wanna say you thought it was shit, you can just say so, you know? I don't mind.
>>50291263nice try
>>50291269okay? whatever you say my dude.
Alice is fucking dead!
>>50291310Fuck da haters, give us more
jackalman tsundere
I like to start the day off with a nice mug of Alice saliva. For lunch, I'll enjoy a cup of Alice tit sweat. At dinner, I have a glass of Alice pee, and finally for a nightcap, I'll sample a snifter of Alice pussy juice.
Got hard at the thought of Alice Margatroid birdfeeding me her spit again Award
>>50272489>I wonder if she could use it for cooking as well?no, pig skin is much easier to get ahold of
>>50290381Get her ass, MarisaAlso wtf did Arisu do to Anon? He's conscious enough to even apologize to Marisa for hurting her like that, so he's not entirely under a spell or doped up his ass, so I wonder what kind of witchery Arisu employed to make him compliant.
>>50298625makai creature pussy got a nigga acting unwise
>>50295604Why are you mentioning every Alice fluid except her breast milk? You had one job, anon.
>>50290381That night, we spent dinner in total silence.Alice seemed preoccupied with something or other, even as she brought the spoon from the bowl to my lips again and again. She would usually be making all sorts of cooing noises or humming some cutesy tune as she bade me to "open wide" or "say ahh", seeming to derive great joy from the act itself, her eyes sparkling with unreserved adoration while she watched me swallow each mouthful. Tonight, though, she couldn't even bring herself to meet my gaze, staring blankly into the empty space next to me, her brow furrowed in consternation as she chewed on her lower lip. I might have inquired as to what troubled her, had my mind been present enough, but I was in no state to speak even a single word. My body may have been able to continue aping the motions of life, but my mind remained elsewhere, still fixated on the last glimpse I caught of...her. In that moment, when I peered into her eyes, the roaring tumult I found within threatened to swallow me whole. Confusion. Rage. Anguish. And yet, an odd warmth, a tenderness, and even...elation, like that of a monk reaching enlightenment after a lifetime of asceticism. Deeper still, however...something cold and dark. Something that could not, should not have come to be. Something that must not be defined.I'm shaken from my reverie as a cadre of dolls float into the dining room, taking our dirty dishes into the kitchen and wiping the table down with a rag. Alice seems to have regained some clarity as well, as she stiffly rises from her chair."...Um, I need to retire to my workshop for a bit, but you know I'll be at your side in a flash if you need me, darling!" she says, trying to mask her clear anxiety with forced cheer....I can do nothing but nod, watching her go until she disappears from view. I find myself getting up as well, my feet taking me towards the parlor, as if guided by some homing instinct. Perusing the bookshelf, I find the tome I'd been occupying some of my time with, taking it with me and plopping myself down into the rocking chair in the corner of the room. Operating on autopilot, my eyes trace each line and my fingers turn the pages, yet even though I read the words, no meaning can be parsed. My conscious mind remains entirely decoupled from reality, even as the rest of me carries on as best it can.What the hell am I doing...? Why am I sitting here, pretending to read at a time like this? The two most important women in my life are in this much pain, and this is all I can be bothered to do!?...I know. It's precisely because I'm aware of my own powerlessness that I'm sat here. I hurt people I cared about. I was too blind to fathom the depth of one girl's feelings, and too spineless to acknowledge those I felt for another, and this is where it's gotten us. I've already sundered their friendship beyond repair, what could someone like me possibly hope to achieve beyond wounding them further?...Maybe I should do us all a favor and put an end to this myself, before one of them does something that can't be taken back. After all, I'd already made up my mind on that day, before I got pulled through and wound up here....Heh. What am I even saying? I don't want to cause them pain, so I should just kill myself ? That's so stupidly backwards it's not even funny. But...what else can I do? I'm useless, can't fend for myself or even survive on my own. All I've got to offer is my life...Fuck! Goddamnit, shit, fuck, fuck! You worthless sack of shit! This is all your fault, you don’t get to go all "woe is me!"! ...Ah, fuck, now I'm crying. Great. Because bawling like a little bitch'll definitely help. God, I'm a fucking disgrace.
>>50299609As my vision blurs, I can barely make out a small shape moving about in my peripheral vision and a rustle of cloth before a doll suddenly appears before me, coming to rest in my lap. It’s perfectly sculpted, emotionless face looks up at me, my own reflected in it’s glassy eyes, and it’s tiny hands reach up to cup my cheeks in a remarkably lifelike motion. It then brings it’s lips to mine, punctuating the kiss with a “mwah!”. Although cold, it’s a surprisingly pleasant sensation. The doll then pulls back, crossing it’s arms as it sits in my lap. “Hmph! You’d better be honored! Shanghai wouldn’t do this kind of thing for just anyone, you know~”. The doll—Shanghai, “speaks” in a dignified, high pitched voice, her blonde twintails swinging to and fro. “So...you absolutely, definitely have to cheer up...okay?”. Her tone grows soft and quiet with those last words, and she hugs me tightly, nuzzling her face into my chest. I fondly run my fingers through her hair, a small smile tugging at the corners of my lips. Of course, I know perfectly well that these dolls aren’t capable of any kind of autonomous action, meaning that the puppeteer has to be somewhere nearby, and a glimpse of blue around the corner confirms my suspicions. “You can come out, you know? I know you’re there.”.“Geh!?”. Another flutter of cloth betrays her cover as she flinches in surprise, then slowly shuffles into the parlor, her cheeks flushed bright red.She twirls her hair around her finger. “S-sorry, that was...a bit strange, wasn’t it? I just wanted to make you feel better, somehow, but I didn’t think you’d really want to see me right now, so I thought...sorry, I know it was weird, I—”.I cut her off with a gesture. “Actually, I thought it was super cute. That little voice you did, and the twintails? Incredibly moe.”.“H-huh? W-What does that...even mean...?”, she stammers out, her entire face now turned crimson.“Sorry, what I’m trying to say is that it was insanely adorable and I want you to do it every day from now on.”, I say as I rise from my seat, holding Shanghai in my arms.“HUH?! I-I mean, m-maybe? I’ll...think about it? Um, just give me some time to come up with—”I move closer to her. “Heh, you really are way too fun to mess with, you know that?. I’m just kidding, okay? Well, I wasn’t kidding about it being the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. And it really did cheer me up, so...thanks, I appreciate it.” I say, patting the top of her head and ruffling her hair. The tension seems to drain from her body as she leans into my touch, humming in contentment, and wraps her arms around my waist.“...It was the least I could do, really. I’m the one that did this to you in the first place. ...I should have known how painful it would be for you to see her again, and yet I still forced you to...”.“Well, if you feel that bad about it, how about you let me lea—”She tightens her grip, digging her nails into my back. “...Please refrain from making those sorts of jokes, darling, or I might get angry for real.” As she speaks, Shanghai extracts herself from my grip, turning around to pinch my cheek.“Ow! Sorry, figured I’d give it a shot.”“Well, if you’d like to apologize...”. She pulls back, walking past me and sitting down on the couch, patting her lap.Not like I’ve got much choice. I lay myself down onto the couch, resting my head in her lap. She giggles, running her fingers through my hair, softly humming some strangely familiar tune. She lowers her head closer to mine, peering directly into my eyes, and frowns, seemingly annoyed by what she saw.
>>50299617“Haah...still can’t think of anything but her, even when a cute girl’s giving you a lap pillow?”I can only avert my gaze. Her expression soon softens, however. “That’s alright, though. I can’t expect you to yield so soon, no matter how I wish you would. Besides, you wouldn’t be the man I love if you weren’t irritatingly dense and stubborn as an ox. I’ll just have to take my time... and show you just how much I truly, honestly adore you...until my love permeates every layer of your mind, conscious and unconscious, until the only memories you can recall are of me, until your every waking thought is occupied solely by me, and no one else, until my name is the only word that leaves your lips, until every fibre of your being desires nothing but me, until we become one in the truest sense, our souls melding together until no distinction can be made between them, two hearts beating as one, both unable to live without the other. And, of course, we’ll make love, over and over and over and over again. You’ll seek me out, insatiably, and I’ll accept you every single time. I’ll always accept you, even those shameful parts of you you won’t even acknowledge yourself, just as you did for me, because that’s what it means to truly love someone, right? To witness their most depraved, disgusting, darkest depths and embrace even those. ..Ahh, what greater bliss could there be, than to understand and love someone entirely, and be loved and understood in return..?...So I know everything will work out. I believe in you, more than anything else. I have faith that you’ll come to see things my way, and realize that, all this time, you’ve felt for me what I feel for you, that you were simply confused, led astray by the chittering of some detestable insect. Now that you’re here with me, there’s not a single thing anyone can do to prevent us from becoming as one. Not you, and certainly not HER. You’d do well to accept that our love is an inevitability, and save yourself the heartache, but I know you won’t, because I know you better than you know yourself, darling~.”She ends her tirade by leaning down towards me, her lips seeking mine out. I raise a hand to stop her, but she effortlessly brushes it aside, bringing her face to mine and prying open my mouth with her tongue, greedily coiling it around mine. ..After what felt like an eternity, she finally withdraws, her face flushed and breath heated. The moment she does, I rise from the couch, making my way out of the parlor.“...I’ll be going to bed early, if you don’t mind”, I say, not bothering to look back to confirm her answer.“Anon.”. Something about her tone stops me in my tracks, and I turn to face her. ...She’s smiling, but it’s blatantly clear that she’s on the verge of tears.
>>50299632“Am I...really so loathsome...? Do you truly hate me so?”. Her voice wavers with each word.“Do I...hate you?”. Maybe I ought to. I’m sure most well-adjusted, rational people would, in my shoes. She’s kidnapped me, confined me to her house, and separated me from the girl I love. She’s given me every valid reason to despise her. And yet, when such thoughts cross my mind, I think back to the night I met her. ...I had already resigned myself to death, I welcomed it, even. But when that girl, like a moonbeam, reached her hand out to me, I thought that, maybe...even someone like me might have a reason to live. She took my hand when I had nothing, when I was nothing, and asked for nothing in return. So I refuse to despise or curse her, to tarnish that most precious memory in such a way.“...You know I could never hate you, not even for a second, Alice. Even if I don’t feel the way you want me to, you’re incredibly important to me, and that’ll never change. It’s precisely because I like you that I don’t want to see you do this to yourself, and—”. Before I can finish my sentence, I’m suddenly tackled to the floor. Looking up, Alice is straddling me, her breathing irregular, her eyes wild and crazed. Her trembling hands cradle her face as it twists into a bizarre mix of pure bliss and utter delirium. “Haah...haaaah...hehe...ehehehe...”incredibly...important”...”I... like... you”. She wraps her still shaking arms around herself, continuing to repeat those words like some strange mantra as she laughs, caught in the throes of mania. I try to stand up...but find I can’t seem to move my limbs. Looking down at myself, I see countless strings binding my arms and legs. “You can’t...blame me for this...can you? I mean...how could you say those things to a girl...and not expect her to get a little worked up? I mean...you had to have known this would happen...right? So...you obviously want this, don’t you? This is consensual, right?”. I try to speak, but not a single sound leaves my throat. “Shh, shh, don’t worry, just leave everything to me, darling, I’ll make you feel sooooo good, I-I promise! I might not have any, uh, experience, but I studied a whole lot so I could be perfect for you! Just...relax, and let me show you just how much I love you...”. As she speaks, she begins to undress me, her hands shaking in anticipation.(imagine a super sexy h-scene here)
Alice is going to do a weed!
>>50299634That emotional manipulation prior to the super sexy h-scene is on-brand for Alice.
>>50301918she truly is the gaslight gatekeep girlboss...
>>50299054I bottle it and sell it.
>>50299609>>50299617>>50299632>>50299634Don't fucking blueball me like that, what happens next????What about Marisa, what is she plotting while all this takes place? And what will she do next? What happens after the H scene?
>>50304047alice gets pergnant with triplets and they all live happily ever after! :)))) marisa kills herself. ;(((((seriously though, I'm working on it. I appreciate the interest!)
Alice breast milk should be made into cheeseSame with her mom and all of her sisters. I wonder if the taste will be different
Alice may or may not be fucking dead!
>>50307312Well, only one way to find out! *zip*
Imagine the handjobs
>>50307349... Just take the strings off first, I don't want to end up like that scene in the Resident Evil movie.
Alice doesn't bathe regularly.
>>50307453Alice smells like wood shavings, stale pee, and disappointment.
ganbare, alice-chan!
Alice
>>50307453Perfection
>>50271039The cutest
>>50272624Shinki gave her the perfect body for sex and baby making but forgot to fix her autism
>>50312589How much do Shanghai and Hourai genuinely love alice?Would they if she didn't create them?Is Alice prone to a Rocky Horror situation?
>>50319943If we're talking canon, they don't because they're literally just dolls. Every instance of them talking or appearing to express a will of their own is just Alice's doing.
Where did writefag anon go?We NEED a follow up to the Marisa-Anon-Alice story
>>50323555poor anon, dealing with 2 yanderes isn't a easy task
Imagine putting a leash on Alice an walk her naked around the Forest of Magic.
>>50323555I'm alive! I've just spent most of my time either procrastinating or going back and forth on where I want to take the story. I'll get started on an idea, then immediately realize it actually fucking sucks and scrap it. Given the speed of the thread, though, I'm pretty confident I'll have more than enough time to get it done.
>>50323988haha wouldn't it be funny if you made her lift her leg to pee cause she's a dog and had her scent-mark the entire area around her house? that would be pretty funny I think.
>>50325718i-is that a...SHINKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!ALICE IS POSTING "IT" AGAIN!
>>50325727funnily enough I didn't actually notice the nipple until you pointed it out. oh well, if the mods wish to strike me down, I'll accept my death with honor, although that would require them to actually leave their vtumor circlejerks.
>>50325743Just delete the image, don't give them the satisfaction.
>>50325755I'd rather die standing than live kneeling.(also it's already too late lmao)
What does Arisu pusy taste like
>>50328698I'd imagine the smell would instantly kill anyone who got close enough to get a taste.
>>50271039I don't just think she's cute, I know for a fact that she is.
Wake the FUCK up Alice
>>50331662The girls are sleeping...
>>50271039Always was
without the need for food herself, do you think her cooking skill have deteriorated?
>>50333972She actually still eats, even if she doesn't need to, so I'd assume she's at least competent. She probably uses the dolls to handle most of the work, though.
>>50333972>>50334469Since she doesn't need food, we can still share the joy of eating by having her chew up food and then birdfeeding it into my mouth
yes, i chose her as my first fumo because i thought at the time "hey i think it'd be cool to own the 'doll of the doll maker' or whatever lol", but the more i look at her as the days go on i realized that she might be one of the cutest touhou charas, if not THE cutest so yeah.
>>50271039
>>50337151Alice in Depressoland
>>50328698piss
>>50328698depression
>>50337181Anon that's literally London.
I do not respect Alice.
>>50344023She doesn't respect herself either, so it's fine.
Dumb puppeteer, only good for paizuri
>>50348401Wrong character
>>50348497They are both apt for paizuri
>>50348497Why is Reisen hanging out with this loser?
Changing Alice's character class from "witch" to "Anonymous's paizuri wife"
>>50290381>>50290369I am halfway through a story i writefagged, kinda got stuck and it's not completed a year later. Might finish it ñow
>>50307453She can probably cast a spell to clean herself up instantly. Quality of life magic seems very common in Gensokyo, since magicians don't need to eat or sleep anyway.
>>50271039Of course. Who doesn't?
>>50355481Reimu does not think Alice is cute.
>>50325718Am I the only one seeing the nipple?
>>50358456No bulli Alice
>>50360656
>>50271039Hypnosis
>>50360742
>>50360752Breast expansion
Bumping the 'lice.
>>50363162Alice can't party that hardShe'd hurt her back
>>50363162partying alone, again, Alice?it's friday nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMdOhFwuUFc
>>50363162She can make her dolls dance so the party looks more lively.
>>50365197I just hurt my back this morning. Does that mean I'm Alice?
>>50360769Now we're talking.
>>50368054>>50360769Arisu's tits are already massive.
>>50368064They are! But they could be even bigger.
Enough of thisAlice breast reduction
>>50368247Now that I don't care for at all.
Alice is a fucking demon
>>50369160Well, she does come from the demon realm, so what would you expect?
>>50369251Forgot pic
>>50369160Duh.
Did you know Alice has a sizable collection of testicals from animals, youkai, and humans?
>>50369160"Alice is a fucking demon""Alice is fucking"checkmate, haters!
>>50371889Alice will not die a virgin!
>>50371889The only thing Alice is successfully fucking is her own life up.
>>50373535If you held a popularity poll in Gensokyo, Alice would come in dead last.
>>50348401Cute puppeteer, only good for marriage and impregnation
Alice Margatroid is Ashkenazi Jewish
>>50348401>>50375186Can't it be both? Except the dumb part, that's wrong.
>>50377549Cute puppeteer, only good for paizuri?
>>50377560Cute puppeteer, only good for paizuri, marriage, and impregnation.
She's flat you shit for brains.
>>50377576I'm not sure where Alice being a titty monster came from, but I'm not complaining.
>>50377576Marisa jealous
Hypnotizing Alice to think that she's flat!
I think Alice is dead.
Alicia Margatroide
>>50382890The Butterfly Dream Pills are actually BE pills.
Don't spend the night in her home, she will neuter you.
>>50373603You're telling me the majority human population would vote for a bucket loli they've never met over the cute, exotic white girl with enormous tits who comes to town to buy fabric?
>>50390525but how else is she supposed to turn you into a perfect doll? dolls shouldn't have naughty bits... don't worry Anonia, you wont miss them once they're gone.
I need Alice to feed me her spit
When will Alice make a touhou version of ttt_dolls?
Puppet mastery of two strings!
>>50382890You can convince her to solve her flatness by having kids.
1 in the pink, 2 in the Shink.
>>50377568tit impregnation.
>>50401686Wtf why does Alice have brown hands
>>50398485That's impossible. And gross.
Does Alice sweat a lot? Does she shave her armpits (she better not)? Would she like having her hairy armpits tongue fucked?
>>50401744She wears gloves so she can pretend they are someone elses hands
>>50402852Anything is possible, you just have to believe.
>>50390584Being Alice's doll sounds kinda nice. You don't have to think, you can't fuck anything up, she'll just move you around until you explode or fall apart.
