keine-chan... my wife...
>>50287869Keine-sensei is FLAT!FLAT!
>>50288047explain this
>>50288076False history.
>>50288085any history with keine must be real!
>>50287869Wow that's a stupid fucking hat senpai
>>50287869German classes have ruined me and I keep mispronouncing her name.
>>50288076Those are bags of milk used as reward for needy and young boys in her class.
>>50288876
>>50289274Kys shotacuck.
>>50289274She is pure, she would never do that
Kimochi no e keine
You're wife is my paizuri slave, dude
>>50290342Pure sexy and slutty, gotta teach them biology and how to treat a lady after all.
>>50290940I need her to bash my head in
uoooohhh!!! big cow keineeee!!! ahggghhhhhHHHGGGGGHHH hahhhahahahahahahaha i don't care anymore i'm gonna
Stop looking at me so kindly.Stop trying to teach me things I don't know.Stop introducing me to others.Stop 'randomly' bumping into me when I know you show up on purpose.I know that kindness is just to inflate your own ego.I know you're just mocking me for being dumb.I know how you enjoy watching me make a fool of myself in front of others.I know there's no way you just 'happen' upon me when I'm in trouble.I wish I could survive somewhere else so I wouldn't have to see your face.I wish I knew something you didn't so you couldn't lecture me constantly.I wish I had the courage to find other people who'd keep you away.I wish I was strong enough to live on my own.Someday I hope that I just disappear, maybe only living on as a footnote in some census you catalog, and my second death would be when you mention me off-handedly to that guide who lives in the bamboo forest. Truly, there's nothing I despise more then you.
>>50297643dangerous artist
>>50287869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0
>>50290342Her milk is for her children and legal Christian husband only.
>>50287869The touhou must well-suited to wifedom.
>>50297705cool
>>50298270
I think she's cool!
>>50309712Very cool!
>>50309712>>50311053Write a short essay about how cool Miss Kamishirasawa is!
>>50312590Keine is really cute and cool. I like her silly hat and nice hair. I like it when she is neat and composed because she is very cool that way. Her sense of fashion is great and I love her clothing as well. I want to be able to fall asleep with Keine gently hugging me and I think reality is cruel for not allowing this to happen.
keine makes me think of my old history teacher.
cow
>>50314480My old history teacher was a bald middle-aged man so I'm glad that Keine doesn't remind me of him that would be somewhat gay
i love my faceless wife
>>50314718mine was a very kind and fun person and everyone's favorite teacher, mine as well, and it was nice not being fully depressed at school for a class at least. that's probably why i don't remember much of the other teachers besides her.
>>50314480Keine reminds me of all the gentle teachers i wanted to have sex with in my youth.
>>50314917It's kind of weird but despite how much I like Keine I don't really feel very sexually attracted to her. Like I want to marry her I want her to be my wife. But she doesn't really turn me on at all.
>>50317561Keine's very orderly and acts authoritatively in IN, which contrasts very pleasantly with most other 2hus.
>>50318403Yeah, that has to be one of my favorite things about her. She stands out by acting like a normal, reasonable individual. She's just so cool.
>>50319420Somehow, that's less ridiculous than her actual hat.
>>50319485I do love Keine but her hat is admittedly a bit silly
Please don't make fun of a 2hu's hat, it's their lifeblood
>>50319420i didn't know keine uses vlc!
>>50321752No, it must be fake, Keine would only use mpv
>>50322884keine paizuri...
>>50327712I remember that thread!
>>50287869
I love her so much
>>50287869*Mokou's wife.After Kaguya who is Mokou's other wife.
>>50336802I am willing to share with Mokou
Meine Keine, ich bin du nicht vergessen. Shinki kaput, kaput mein Merzedessen...
>>50290940ready to paizuri
I wish Keine could be real
>>50347721What would you do if she was?
>>50348551I would try to get to know her better and practice self-improvement so that maybe she would like me. Even if she does not reciprocate my feelings I would try to befriend her and provide support for her. I think it would be fun to talk with her about history and literature. Even as a friend, I would do my best to make her happy.In the one-in-a-million chance that she feels the same way about me, I would more or less do the same; I'd try to be the best possible person for her. I would support her as well as I can, but as an active participant in her endeavors rather than just a supportive bystander. I would probably take up productive hobbies to help her out, like cooking. I am not good at it, nor am I fond of it, but I would love to try to cook for Keine.Regardless of the nature of our relationship, I would do my best to make her happy. I can think of no better use of my time and effort.
>>50319159Sensei, shouldn't I + I equal a longer I like |
>>50348728I meant more something along the lines of how would you attempt to utilize her abilities? Since she is a really grounded character, morally and psychologically, but her powers are simply world-breaking.
>>50349205I would use her powers to change history in such a way that we get married.
>>50349205>>50349268I've been thinking about this for a while so here is a serious answer this time.I think an ideal use of her abilities would be to have her erase the history of various generational feuds. I don't think Keine would make significant changes to human history except to benefit humanity as a whole, and this would be the best change possible. Old religious conflicts would cease, and many racial tensions would be eased. I can't think of any geographical region that wouldn't benefit from such a change.Of course, not everything should be erased, there are some mistakes that people need to remember, otherwise we would just repeat them. Even then, the full story behind those could be partially concealed. People don't need to remember the specifics of an atrocity to understand how horrifying it is.The full extent of Keine's powers isn't clear, so it is hard to say exactly what she could pull off or exactly what her changes to history fully entail. From my understanding, the things that change are people's perception of past events, as well as potentially written records. If this is the case, perhaps she could change/create old laws that are still in effect today? This would be an extremely powerful tool to change society for the better.
K I M OK I M OK I M OK E N E
>>50287869you should draw her getting fucked in the ass
>>50350029I like to imagine that Keine would have sworn off exactly that kind of thing. It sounds tempting, but it's a monstrous thing to do.Conflict shapes history not just by traumatizing people, but by giving them shared experiences to bond them together. If Keine, for example, ate the conflicts between Buddhism and Shintoism, yes, you could probably get some factions to get along better, but it would cost heritage and in-group cohesion. Futo would no longer remember burning temples, but she wouldn't remember the salvation she found with Miko. Her fear and crimes are directly linked to her devotion; to erase those fears and memories is to eat away at those bonds. She's reduced to a plate that killed herself for somebody she doesn't believe in anymore, then woke up under the temple of people who were afraid of her for reasons nobody remembers.Every historical conflict has things like this. You can't touch the scars of them without erasing the bonds that people lived and died to forge. It's one thing for her to put those in her mouth for a night, but she's gotta spit them back out.
>>50350029>>50353615I think she only uses her ability with changes she wants to later reverse, like she did with hiding the village in IN. If she teaches history, she must presumably like it to some degree, so she would want to preserve its sanctity.
>>50321480Silly doesn't mean bad. The best 2hats are also the silliest!
sensei milk
>>50358642But she's flat
>>50353615>>50354519This makes sense, but with such restrictions there wouldn't be many ways in which she can use her powers. Kind of sucks but I guess it is better to have power and not use it than to have no power and end up needing it.
>>50360900Imagine what cartoonish world we would be living in if Keine used her ability more often. Random event throughout history would have occured without any cause, or would have no effect on anything else.
>>50363418That just sounds like normal history. guys I have good news. Keine might be real.
>>50365526Totally. She must've made up "the great emu war" just to keep some kids listening to her lessons.
>>50365617can't wait for the next conspiracy theory - "Keine made up the holocaust and that's why there is so much evidence that it supposedly happened"
the teacher has something to show you
>>50371822W-what is it?
The hardest thing about marrying Keine is that, one every 29.5 days, she will go out into the night to do something she doesn't want you to know about. How do you deal with that?
>>50375258you'll have to ask /g/, it's a repost from one of their AI threads
Up!
Do you prefer your Keines blue or green?
RAIN OF HAKUTAKUS
I miss the suku thread
>>50319159The answer to Cirno’s equation is 1, she fucked it up again
>>50390789Blue in the streets, green in the sheets
>>50390789Blue, for sure.
>>50390789Which one has the bigger tits?
>>50403406Green, certainly.
>>50403406If there's a size difference at all, Green's bigger. It's not like they'd shrink. Keine won't like it if you only care bout her breasts, though. She won't like you.
>>50403531Would she not like me for being curious about her transformation? I thought she was a teacher, she should encourage curiosity.
>>50390789Definitely blue>>50403406I like to think that she is mostly flat either way>>50403531This is correct, anyone who says otherwise is wrong. Any disagreements can be settled through an honorable duel to the death>>50403596Being curious is fine but if you're only curious about her body she would not like you. It wouldn't matter much anyway, she is very busy when she transforms and you wouldn't get to see her much if at all.
>>50405411>she is very busy when she transformsBusy doing what?
>>50403531>It's not like they'd shrink.Maybe she keeps her horns in there, ever think of that?
>>50405472Can't say I know for sure, ask ZUN.
>>50405758History wouldn't exist if she didn't create it once a month!
>>50403531>If there's a size difference at allWhy else would she need different sets of clothing?
>>50411529This is actually a really good argument, I kind of want to see this addressed in canon, not that it ever will>>50410067In a way yes, history is effectively just records and recollections of the past. It is less that the past wouldn't exist and more that people would not have accurate records and common understanding of it
>>50412414>not that it ever willHonestly, it seems like the exact type of random lore fact ZUN might drop, and he has recently expanded on Keine lore.
>>50405758This makes me wonder what regulating youkai impurity actually means
Opinion on Keine's hat?
>>50419704it's silly
>>50419704Iconic. Unmistakable.
She's so pretty!
>>50419704I'm curious what the symbols on it mean.
>>50425335It's loss.
>>50425359They do look very similar.Could anyone draw Keine with loss on her hat?
>>50425375everyone i know calls me highly artistic so i gave it a shot
>>50425828Very cute, anon! Maybe I'll try too sometime later.
>>50425335It's a simple symmetrical pattern, but it must've been put there for some reason. Honestly, she wouldn't look underdesigned without it. Keine is full of mysteries!
>>50425375Anon, I don't mean to alarm you, but there already were some in this thread even before you asked.
>>50425828Finally got around to doing it. Took me a while.I do really like the drawing though, you should consider making more!>>50431035I actually took the time to look and the only Keine with loss on her hat was the AI one. I think anon-drawn images have a certain quality to them.
>>50437034AI doesn't know what loss is, your being trolled
>>50437314AI doesn't know anything, but it can still derive prom samples patterns.
She's cool.
I think there would be a serious downside of marrying Keine, she's always busy. Think of how many children there are in the village, she has to do multiple classes with all those children daily.
>>50444225What classes does she teach?
>>50447469She could hire some people to fill in for her. Gensokyo's filled with idiot savants, so she has her job cut out for her.
>>50454504>Gensokyo's filled with idiot savants, so she has her job cut out for her.I'm not sure I would trust all of them to leave the building intact. Or the children for that matter.
>>50456573Okuu wouldn't be the best physics teacher anyway. She would be great for a field trip though!
>>50450681History, literature...what other classes would they have in late-Edo Japan?
I WANT YOU TO LIVE!
>>50447469Unless you were a teacher too, then you could see/work with eachother more often! You wouldn't even have to teach anything complex! You could teach English or World history or some shit
>>50467580But every subject I am informed enough on to be able to teach is obscure enough that the people I'd be teaching wouldn't known that I'm talking about...Maybe there is some other anon who is better fitted to teaching Gensokyoans.
>>50467558Damn you, Lelouche!
what can't she teach?
>>50289832Koishi stop looking at me like that or we're going to the gym shed right after class...
>>50312590Everyone knows Mokou is cool as fuck. But who knows what she's thinking? Who knows why she takes her wife's male students to her bungalow after class? And why do we think about her as fondly as we thing of the mythical (nonexistent) god of the Hakurei shrine?I believe Miss Kiene said that love without sex is blind, but sex without love is merely self-satisfactory play. Miss Kiene does exhibit plenty of love towards us, but Miss Mokou may as well load us into a van. And she'll keep it up!When Miss Mokou leaves for our school to take one of us home, she knows she cannot die. And yet, for a woman who doesn't fear her own death, she values the disposable fringe joy of intimate company. Perhaps the warm intervention of her lover in a very intimate and revealing way could swing her away from doing such damage, especially if in a public setting where all affected by her could see. The public show to heal all wounds.
suku!
>>50475850Squeeze harder
How tall do you think she is?
>>50484507Rinnosuke's half-yook and he's hueg, if we consider she's also one, porbably kinda tall
>>50484507>>50484519doesn't look out of the ordinary
>>50484519She's not a half-breed like Rinnosuke. She's a cursed human. She only turns into a youkai for one night each month. That's less than some women.
>>50485283i'm glad she's not the only teacher in the entire village
