Okay guys, enough jokes. I enjoy a good "the real god of the Hakurei Shrine must be the god of poverty" joke just as much as the next guy, but you're not really going to let Reimu starve, are you? It's pretty expensive running a shrine these days.
>>50308415I will woo the 'mu and marry her out of poverty!
>>50308415*pisses on her*there's ur donation:-)
How could you not donate? Just look at her
>>50309223>How could you not donate?OF link please
What happened to that other Reimu thread?
>>50309473We donated it to the Page 11 god
>>50308415is purple reimu okay too?
>>50313650Reimu would be TERF.
>>50309174*unpisses her*;)
>>50309223I'll donate when she properly resolves a real incident again.Let's see, FW was fake and nothing happened... she jobbed in UDoALG... she jobbed in SFW.... man it's been a while huh?
I deposit in her box, then deposit in her box.GET IT?
>>50313499Yes
>>50313707thats not very funny
>>50309473What the cosplay fag?
>>50322746fake, reimu wears nothing under her miko skirt
>>50325163Lies, everyone knows she wears a fundoshi.
>>50325255>falling for hakurei shrine propaganda
comfy reimu
>>50326190Winter-mu is incredibly huggable.
>>50327626being this comfy should be illegal
>>50334979God I love PC98 Reimu.
God, I love Reimu
>>50336321me too, anon, me too
>>50338768What would pc98 Reimu think of her current, world-weary self?
>>50338805I think she would be disappointed with her current attitude and would scold her on how a Hakurei shrine maiden ought to be.
>>50338805
>>50339187my sides
>>50338805She'd be disappointed that her bombs no longer blind the player.
"You're on tonight" - Sannyo, probably.
>>50338949
>>50338805She’d see the apathetic almost jaded look of her and think “all the bloodshed and death must’ve lead to her ending up like this.” so she’d come up with a rule system to have less killing and violence not knowing that the spell card rules are what lead to her becoming so apathetic and jaded.
>>50341845How much for a go with Reimu?
>>50346448you couldn't possibly afford it
>>503464483 continues
>>50339187>https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F4bui61.mp3404
>>50346448>>50348293Can you 1CC Reimu's snatch?
>>50349539she'd obviously be the stage five boss of touhou pussy, so who's the extra stage?
Wyd if you caught Reimu like this when visiting the shrine one day
>>50353927I'd probably just go back to the entrance make myself known to give her time to fix herself up before greeting me, assuming she cares enough to greet a visitor like me. Side boob is sexy obviously and there's an urge to honk it but I really don't want that sort of relationship with Reimu, she just strikes me as a really emotionally detached and inattentive lover. She'd just constantly complain to you and while that's a pretty typical GF experience I'd hope to do slightly better in a magical world like Gensokyo.
>>50308415https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gERrPTptYdA
>>50353916Marisa, duh
>>50353927honk honk
>>50353944Fag answer>>50357070Correct answer
>>50348909You need to add https, i think
>>50308415
The urge to hug
>>50375587Does she need to pee?
>>50375627no, she's just cold because she decided to wear a big billowy skirt in frigid temps
>>50308415Spoiled bitch doesn't need my cash.
>>50376133
>>50376133she lives in a run down shrine in the middle of nowhere, how could she possibly be spoiled
>>50376242She's basically handed power and influence just for being the hakurei Shrine maiden. She's also generally never actually shown wanting for anything, least of all money.
I want to press Reimu's abs against mine and play with her sarashi!
>>50376905Go back.https://www.touhou-project.com/gensokyo/res/18276.html#18276
>>50377218Reimu shouldn’t be someone with abs because she doesn’t train and the combat in Touhou is spell card based.
>>50377258As an emaciated woman, she shouldn't have tits, either!
Even as impossibly sexy tabi are, 2hus always look better in boots!The miko is no exception!I will pay Reimu in (stolen) boots!And the expensive ones, too.Get her money's worth.
>>50376905wouldn't mean anything unless she also applied herself, which she does>>50378537the hakurei gods work in mysterious ways
>>50382176Reimu spends 90% of her time in her shrine doing fucking nothing.
>>50385758the other 10% is fixing almost every single problem in gensokyo by herself btw
>>50385758That's just flat-out incorrect, no miko fucks nothing!
why the long face?
