Okay guys, enough jokes. I enjoy a good "the real god of the Hakurei Shrine must be the god of poverty" joke just as much as the next guy, but you're not really going to let Reimu starve, are you? It's pretty expensive running a shrine these days.
>>50308415I will woo the 'mu and marry her out of poverty!
>>50308415*pisses on her*there's ur donation:-)
How could you not donate? Just look at her
>>50309223>How could you not donate?OF link please
What happened to that other Reimu thread?
>>50309473We donated it to the Page 11 god
>>50308415is purple reimu okay too?
>>50313650Reimu would be TERF.
>>50309174*unpisses her*;)
>>50309223I'll donate when she properly resolves a real incident again.Let's see, FW was fake and nothing happened... she jobbed in UDoALG... she jobbed in SFW.... man it's been a while huh?
I deposit in her box, then deposit in her box.GET IT?
>>50313499Yes
>>50313707thats not very funny
>>50309473What the cosplay fag?
>>50322746fake, reimu wears nothing under her miko skirt
>>50325163Lies, everyone knows she wears a fundoshi.
>>50325255>falling for hakurei shrine propaganda
comfy reimu
>>50326190Winter-mu is incredibly huggable.
>>50327626being this comfy should be illegal
>>50334979God I love PC98 Reimu.
God, I love Reimu
>>50336321me too, anon, me too
>>50338768What would pc98 Reimu think of her current, world-weary self?
>>50338805I think she would be disappointed with her current attitude and would scold her on how a Hakurei shrine maiden ought to be.
>>50338805
>>50339187my sides
>>50338805She'd be disappointed that her bombs no longer blind the player.
"You're on tonight" - Sannyo, probably.
>>50338949
>>50338805She’d see the apathetic almost jaded look of her and think “all the bloodshed and death must’ve lead to her ending up like this.” so she’d come up with a rule system to have less killing and violence not knowing that the spell card rules are what lead to her becoming so apathetic and jaded.
>>50341845How much for a go with Reimu?
>>50346448you couldn't possibly afford it
>>503464483 continues
>>50339187>https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F4bui61.mp3404
>>50346448>>50348293Can you 1CC Reimu's snatch?
>>50349539she'd obviously be the stage five boss of touhou pussy, so who's the extra stage?
Wyd if you caught Reimu like this when visiting the shrine one day
>>50353927I'd probably just go back to the entrance make myself known to give her time to fix herself up before greeting me, assuming she cares enough to greet a visitor like me. Side boob is sexy obviously and there's an urge to honk it but I really don't want that sort of relationship with Reimu, she just strikes me as a really emotionally detached and inattentive lover. She'd just constantly complain to you and while that's a pretty typical GF experience I'd hope to do slightly better in a magical world like Gensokyo.
>>50308415https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gERrPTptYdA
>>50353916Marisa, duh
>>50353927honk honk
>>50353944Fag answer>>50357070Correct answer
>>50348909You need to add https, i think
>>50308415
The urge to hug
>>50375587Does she need to pee?
>>50375627no, she's just cold because she decided to wear a big billowy skirt in frigid temps
>>50308415Spoiled bitch doesn't need my cash.
>>50376133
>>50376133she lives in a run down shrine in the middle of nowhere, how could she possibly be spoiled
>>50376242She's basically handed power and influence just for being the hakurei Shrine maiden. She's also generally never actually shown wanting for anything, least of all money.
I want to press Reimu's abs against mine and play with her sarashi!
>>50376905Go back.https://www.touhou-project.com/gensokyo/res/18276.html#18276
>>50377218Reimu shouldn’t be someone with abs because she doesn’t train and the combat in Touhou is spell card based.
>>50377258As an emaciated woman, she shouldn't have tits, either!
Even as impossibly sexy tabi are, 2hus always look better in boots!The miko is no exception!I will pay Reimu in (stolen) boots!And the expensive ones, too.Get her money's worth.
>>50376905wouldn't mean anything unless she also applied herself, which she does>>50378537the hakurei gods work in mysterious ways
>>50382176Reimu spends 90% of her time in her shrine doing fucking nothing.
>>50385758the other 10% is fixing almost every single problem in gensokyo by herself btw
>>50385758That's just flat-out incorrect, no miko fucks nothing!
why the long face?
Been blastin every remix of Red and White I can findColorful Path is also an easy fav, pur girl has such good music.>>50381347>>50393053I feel like there's way more art of 2hus in cozy winter outfits than anything summer-inspired (swimsuits notwithstanding)
>>50399202i think touhou kind of inadvertently lends itself to the aesthetics of winter. picrel was my laptop's login screen because i liked the picture so much, and it was also kind of a stealth reference too
Why didn't reimu just ask rinnosuke to make her a jacket?
>>50393053She has to shovel the snow around her shrine.
Im throwing in some OC in here to hopefully summon more posts. Enjoy.
>>50404666because miko are supposed to have fire powers and she's trying to harness themI mean, look at mokou!she could play around in the himilayas and be perfectly fine!
>>50405301Rude!
>>50405301Reimu would never do that!Like any good NEET, she's the queen of Jeffersons/FDRs!
>>50405584What's rude is that she doesn't have her beer yet>>50406249Reimu would absolutely do this, I have an uncle who works with Zun so you can trust me
She should wear other outfits more
>>50410856I really like her PC98 nightgown.
piss on reimu
>>50411007Wrong hu anon, that's Alice
sneedmu
>>50308415marisa's girlfriend
>>50414289*Meira's
reimu should die as a permanently loveless, childless spinster
>>50411931When is Nitori going to visit Reimu, shoot her, and upon seeing her yin yang orb from her mother prized in her shrine, grab her by the wrist and go around Gensokyo with her trying find the remaining six?
>>50415435Then who would be the next shrine maiden?
>>50415570what?
>>50416694It's a dragon ball reference.
>>50411931good to see she still has her yin yang orb
>>50326190Reimu needs some proper winder clothes
>>50420793Too poor and rinnosuke is gay so she can't seduce him
>>50420793better start the fundraising drive then
>>50420793She's going to be fine.
>>50308415poor reimu, she was trying to learn how to do a front flip and you interrupted her
>>50436661HAHHAHAH FATASS FATTY HAHAHAHH DID KASEN TEACH YOU HOW TO GET THAT FAT OR DID YOU LEARN THAT ON YOUR OWN FATASS GO EAT A SALAD MAYBE? DO SOME EXERCISE LAZY FUCK LMAO
>>50436693she's trying her best you asshole, gensokyo hasn't had any incidents lately. she's just a little out of shape.
>>50441159I can see stealing the Hakurei Miko's clothes being a test of courage among the boys of the village.
>>50441159>uniformAn army of one is still just one, Reimu!>>50445096Hot
>>50445096What happens if they get caught?
>>50445902They get sent to Sanae camp.
>>50415597Nobody. They are evil people and deserve to be burned at the stake.
>>50445902you know exactly what happens
>>50445902They get sent to the Spacezin realm.
Spoiled bitch doesn't need my cash.
>>50453589are you really just gonna let her starve???
reimu needs my thick smelly kimoota sperm deposited directly into her mouth along with a couple of stray pubic hairs
>>50453589
>>50461379No.
>>50461379>>50463310Reimu if happy
>>50410856One of the outfits she should wear is a maternity dress
>>50467643Cutemu!
>>50463310why cant she be happy
cheap, grumpy paizuri
>>50464550A cute grump with a cute bump
>>50468996Years of ungrateful incident solving and poverty will do that to you. And then there's that old hag...
>>50469105reimu, i know you want to save the shrine and all, but are you really sure you should've let aya take pictures of you like that? it might send the wrong message
>>50469651I tried to hug her and touch her ass a little but she slapped me and called me a heretic...I like you Reimu and will keep trying, but this is why that Moriya girl gets a lot more attention!
Reimu gets a little touchy-feely after drinking
>>50475554Trying to touch Reimu without paying LMAO
>>50475958if the stone cold bitch wants to charge for hugs then she can stay lonely for fuck's sake
>>50475554Reimu is a shy and pure young maiden, you have to be more considerate of her feelings.
>>50475958How the mighty had fallen
>>50475958Jesus Christ baalbuddy is such a faggot. No surprise he’s got a cuck fetish.
>>50484357He does? In any case that was a commission, so at least that one's not one him.
>>50475958Raymoo dead fish pussy yay!
