Hawk Kuyah!
Surely this is the thread, Sakuya sisters
>>50311834It might be next thread twin, I should of picked a flashier image
Sakuya has literally never even heard of the concept of feminine hygiene! (And that's why I love her.)
>>50312676Where exactly is that cited?
>>50308767The perspective on top left took me a minute, I legitimately couldn't figure out which part of anatomy was whichI like the shoes she has on here, kind of badass. She can be listening to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghDbKqtuHng
>>50312676Wouldn't she get itchy? Or surely Remillia sama would complain
>>50312702EoSD when Sakuya mentions Remilia goes down on her for a few days every month.
>>50312804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY
>>50312804But she's supposed to be a perfect and elegant maid
>>50318531She shall always be.
I want to watch her take a fat shit after a long day of work.
>>50325911Sakuya only takes perfect and elegant dumps. I imagine she shits about a 3 on the Bristol stool chart, very hard and dark with little mess or smearing.
Saar, you must stop responding to yourself.
Reminder to hide and ignore shitters, cause jannies sure don't give a shit.
>>50308767
>>50339180by the gods, this would make a bombastic figurine
>>50343428>>50343932She has such aura
>>50343428I imagine Sakuya would be a rich kid school bully who would be a lackey of a richer kid (Remilia)
>>50343428Sakuya is only just learning to not trim her bush and not wash her vagina.
>>50347599That or she's be the same as Matsurika from Maria Holic: a maid student.
>>50308767Has Sakuya lost her appeal?
>>50353425no reimu, she hasn't lost her appeal yet, here have some senbei
>>50343932Big boobs in perspective are awesome to look at
>>50353454But her threads basically get no posts
>>50353425The older I get the more I love and appreciate meidos.
>>50353425I still like the Meido.
>>50359170The third world coproshitters, filthniggers and lack of action taken did kinda make me lose interest and in this board over the years.
>>50360790A lot of people have recently left. I want to say that I wish they didn't, but I definitely understand them. I fucking hate the current state of this board.
why not just post though
>>50363536Dog kuyah!
I want to play the meido's jank
>>50363536BITCH!
>>50364066Heard this game didn't review so well
>>50366836
>>50366943The Maiden
>>50363536This artist draws a beautiful Sakuya, unfortunately I don't like yurislop, especially MeiSaku
>>50366885Imagine serious sam except most of the enemies are ranged
>>50366885but Sakuya flies very good!
>>50367019Yuri is canon to touhou.
>>50367263It isn't but neither is vanilla/hetero as the girls are purely platonic, without any honest romantic attachments whatsoever..
>>50367263Yuritarded
>>50367301Because as we all know, Zun is neutral about these things
>>50367019>I don't like yuriNobody is perfect, anon.
>>50368028I like yuri, but with 2hu it often feels so obnoxiously forced. Honestly it just isn't a good fit.
Do you think she smells like menthol?
>>50368131More like lemon pledge and nutmeg.
>>50372299this will never happen to me
>>5037229930 years old is not "old"...
>>50373023whatever you say gramps
>>50367019They probably don't either, but they'll mostly pander towards any garbage trend with enough of a following to pay the bills.
>>50376835>>50367019the autor is korean, so there is a possibility that is some K-Feminist women.
>>50376835or its just the fact that this board is the only place where yuri is hated this muchi've frankly never seen anyone outside of /jp/ specifically who is so vehemently against itmaybe /v/ but they literally hate everything
>>50379293You don't use the rest of the site much, do you? Yurifaggots have always been annoying and received pushback.
>>50379597yea the spammers are annoying fags but not a reason to hate the materialyou know how mental a good chunk of the 2hu fans are, but still here we are in a kuya thread
>>50378037Oh, so there are himejoshi gook dykes other than Sarukana. Greeeat...
>>50379293Yurifags don't really make a great case for themselves.
yuri is only good if you're imagining yourself as the girl
>>50380805Yuri is good if you imagine they're both your girlfriends and they're letting you watch!
>>50380808no it's only good when i imagine myself and a /jp/sie as girls
>>50380808>letting you watch!You mean they're both your wives and you're the king.
>>50380808I think you have to switch self inserting back and forth, like I'm kissing this girl, now I'm kissing the other girl
I hate yurishitters so much its unreal
>>50380987Moids are not necessary in Gensokyo.
>>50380994>Moids
>>50380994>>>cry stal cafe
So what will you be giving your maid for Christmas this year /jp/?
>>50385340A child
>>50385340Non-consensual rape. It is the only sort of payment she told me she would accept.
Anymore Sakuya fangame?
>>50385340embarrassing lingerie
>>50380994I loveDykesDykesChina!
>>50308767Sakura is cute, polite, works, can cook and clean.So why has no human villager tried to court her or at least attempt to flirt with her?
>>50390132Because she smells like clams!
>>50390005
>>50390193If Sakuya-san would like to prove to me that she's straight, I am more than open to it.
>>50390182Japanese love seafood
I'm particularly envious of the girl with the white hair.
>>50390240>Welcome to Oz, bitch!>That's right you, with the white hair!>You're going to be my bitch!>I'm going to sell you for a cigarette!>But not before I violate you!>'cause you're my BITCH!
>>50390193This is a great picture, I want Sakuya to give me disappointed looks like this while gently stroking me!
>>50390225Ask and she will conceive
>>50385953Mine.
>>50388539There's no point, it peaked with Luna Nights
>>50388539I am Sakuya vr was kinda fun. Very jank though
>>50308767If only Sakyua was'nt a vampire hunter maybe she could be a normal maid
>>50398625I never bought into Akyuu's propaganda about Sakuya being a vamp hunter, especially since her bio states she had given up on humans.Sakuya seems to prefer the company of vampires over humans, if anything.
I've been using NovelAI to live out my Sakuya fantasies for the past week for like 10 hours a day, am I too far gone?
>>50406573Nah twin, I do the same. I use character ai personally. They've really stepped up their game
>>50406680I like NAI because it gives you more control over where the conversation goes an what the character acts like, also no censorship
I want to rent Shakuya's 借家.
>>50413302>women who gives a presentKosuzu needs to re-educate Sakuya on how English works...
>>50380808Haremslop is only good when there are no m*les
>>50414841Making haremshit into yurishit, on top of a meme ship, isn't an improvement.
>>50411517how much is it?
>>50308767Spit on that thang!
There's something wrong with hawktuah
Is this true?
>>50433327That's right SWR and UM hint that Sakuya is a pro when it comes to mountain climbing and has no qualms sleeping outdoors.Never would've pegged her for the outdoorsy type, but perhaps that's part of her discipline as a maid of SDM?
Sakuya has a funny face
Get real niggas
meid
>>50433568Yes
>>50308767I do not support this image. According to my figure, Sakuya wears pristine white panties, not bloomers. Also, I hate bloomers.
>>50452516>Sakuya wears pristine white panties, not bloomersgay>I hate bloomersturbo gay
she wears a thong
>>50433568My hard cock? Yeah.
>>50455766She only shows up when you're erect? That doesn't really sound like a maid.
>>50311818This reminds me of the house that one family guy episode took place in where Dianne Simmons turned out to be a murderer.
You didn't hear this from me, but Sakuya has strong opinions about certain non euclidean shapes.I ain't sayin' which, but you all know the one I'm talkin' about.
She also has trouble with things that aren't meido and stabbo
>>50455803Girl's gotta take breaks sometime, anon. A timestop quickie always perks her back up without missing a beat. >implying she waits for your erections to happen on their own
>>50468332Remilia installed free Minecraft again...
Hug the Sak
>>50468332>>50468518https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiVtoO65BRYNo, it was a desktop stripper of Reimu...
>>50478961Teo cakes?!
>>50308767Mike Hawk
Merry Christmas /jp/!
>>50497125Why is her neck bandaged?
>>50497125B-but Sakuya...The other workers will see!!
>>50497310Forced menhera theme
>>50497939having a sore throat it makes me not like this form of the meido!maids are to care to the sick and horny!I'm both!
>>50498202There's something very soulful about this artstyle
As she came into the windowIt was the sound of a crescendoShe came into the mansionShe went for the mistress' bedroom She ducked under her hatAll it did was make it so thatShe was even cuterand more defenselessIt was her doomRemi, are you okay?Remi, are you okay?Are you okay, Remi?Remi, are you okay?Remi, are you okay?Are you okay, Remi?Remi, are you okay?Remi, are you okay?Are you okay, Remi?Remi, are you okay?Remi, are you okay?Are you okay Remi?
Salguya
Would Remi approve of marriage with kids with Sakuya?
>>50505267She would think it's funny to have you near Sakuya if she caught a wiff of her having feelings for you
>>50505267I don't think she would have problems with it, but you'd have to replace her for the time when she stops being able to work.
>>50505267Adopt Remi into yours and Sakuya's kids.
>>50506711Why does she have her red eyes out...?
>>50507248She's about to go #freakmode
>>50505267I think pretty much what >>50506683SaidRemi would get a real kick out of watching you be flustered around Sakuya
I like how they portray her in FMW
>>50511596how so?
>>50512397She's very serious yet lonely and socially awkward. I'm like 30% done, but she feels like a person.
Akemashitte omedetou /jp/-tachi!
>>50524079My wife Sakuya trying to seduce me after finding out about my thing for blonde lolis
>>50524098She should put you in your place
>>50527052I'm still attracted to maids!Just my eyes wander to Flan and her friend occasionally!
>>50528373She should kill you for your shit taste honestly.
wife
>>50308767No
You hear that, PAD!?You're gonna pay!She's a molster!She's a CHIIIIIIIILD molester!
>>50533820Hooooly shit i need this
A maid is fine too
>>50534582She's done for
>>50541180You can't bump this thread now because the mods made it so threads autobump after 14 days.
>>50541238>autobump *autosage
>>50541238JANNY YOU IDIOT WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL MY WIIIIIFE AAAAAAAAAA
I want to kiss this meido. https://strawpoll.com/LVyK2MbYRZ0/
>>50543128>poll resultscowards
>>50543714Why do you want to stay on a site that actively despises you?
>>50543726people actually post here, *ltchans can only rip off users of 4chan, that can't attract and maintain users on their own due to their slow posting speed
>>50543743This board, especially the Touhou side of it, isn't as fast as it used to be either.
>>50543743>*ltchans can only rip off users of 4chanThey don't have to do anything with how 4chan is destroying itself by the day. >can't attract and maintain users on their own due to their slow posting speedNot really, if you filter out the spam and things that don't belong here in the first place(/v/hu, vtumors, ...), the amount of posts isn't that much smaller, and besides /jp/ was never a fast board, the best threads often lasted for quite a while.I mean you do you, if you wanna remain on a site filled with spammers, mods and janitors who hate you, that's on you, I'm not going to (nor can I) force you to migrate.But you should at least take a look and expand your options for when this site will become completely unusable for anyone normal.
>>50541238yep, so once again this board bends over all the way backwards for the sake of the precious vshittitors in spite of everyone else being fucked over.
>>50308767I miss the meme.
