WAAAAAAA I WANT MOMMYYYY
Mommy needs her special time with DeShawn, but she'll be right with you in a few hours Anon-kun!
Where are these Eirin threads coming from?
>>50313207Lunarian Century
>>50313207It's one faggot spamming them and he can't keep a single thread up. Fucking hate it because he's giving the rest of us Eirinfags a bad rep.
>>50312285Eirin a cute
>>50313788This faggot also give us hagchads a bad rep.
>>50313788>>50318203My bad gangsta. I love waking up to maternal fanfiction. The first of these lasted for 3 months. Anyway, if the people don't want it I won't make more.
>>50320359Nah I like them.
>>50321274R-really?
>>50321597Yes actually. Keep making them and I will post Eirin more in them.
kill yourself
live everyone
onegai eirin-sama, cure the root canal infection in my lower left wisdom tooth attacking my gums and jawbone before my kasan finds out about it and takes me to the really cheap dental practice she made me go to as a kid with all the african and indian trainee dentists with fake qualifications who will kill me with a massive overdose of anesthetic
>>50320359>The first of these lasted for 3 months. Anyway, if the people don't want it I won't make more.If threads can't even last half a day without somebody bumping it on life support then don't bother.
>>50324209no u
>>50323700Chant "Eirin Eirin Tasukete Eirin" 108 times.
>>50323700
>>50323496even >>50322037 ?
Eirin's massive tits
first time i saw her i was like "lol the fuck's up with that half red half blue attire is she supposed to be some sort of clown" but then she tackled me down to my knees, took off my pants and told that tall rabbit girl to shove a dildo up my ass. and now i fell in love with her. i'm straight btw
>>50312285She seems kind of too evil to be a mommy
i want her to cure my nausea that has been going on for months
What is Eirin's pussy like?
>>50337956I don't think that the Doctor will make me feelgood by shooting a tainted arrow at me.
>>50341532i have a female friend who works as a doctor, been knowing her since middle school. she's a refined lady, but she's cool with vulgar topics (lol, only with her closest ones though). i actually asked her once about how doctors maintain their hygiene (especially down there), since doctors who work at hospitals seem really busy all the time (including her).>"well, in my case, it's never both.""huh? whaddaya mean?">"you know how busy i am anon. what i mean is, either i got the time to trim my bush but only use normal body soap, or i just leave it be but make sure to use the proper miss v soap.""ooh...okay, but why don't you simply use the proper soap all the time?">"because i feel like i'm just gonna waste them on a clean pussy. i dunno 'bout other girls but i personally think that you should've just waste your money on those pricey miss v soaps when you're definitely sure that your pussy's dirty.""hmm...sorry girl but that doesn't make sense to me, i get that you don't have the luxury of shaving your pubes all the time but why not properly washing it all the time? you made it sound like money's the issue here but aren't doctors supposed to be loaded?">"not that simple anon. it's not about money, but the METHOD. again, dunno 'bout other girls but when i use the proper pussy soap (yes she changed from "miss v to "pussy" lmao) i tend to leave it be, so that it would properly sanitize my pussy, around 3-5 minutes while i clean my other parts, my tits, my ass, back, belly, etc. that makes my shower time considerably longer.""ahhh i see. but when you use ordinary body soap you just clean your pussy as quickly as your whole body!">"there you go. now you know that whenever your gf's taking too long in the shower it means either she's properly cleaning her pussy, or tending her bushes."there you go anon, either she has nude but improperly-cleaned pussy or bushy but properly-cleaned pussy.
>>50341834Eirin should have a beautiful bush
>>50341892Yep. Pristine clean bush Eirin is the only option.
>>50341834>>50341892
>>50344007Glad the thread still lives for this
>>50341834>>50341892It's a bamboo forest down there, but a neat one at least.
This is what Eirin's bush should look like. https://files.catbox.moe/en9xut.jpg
>>50346408>>50348863>>50341892What would it stink like?
>>50341892If you ask me? She looks her best with some silver waki hair to match her drapes. She's a mature lady, after all: would she really waste thousands of years of aging like a fine wine by shaving? That's like boiling your steak after cooking it.>>50346408>it's a bamboo forest down thereWell, glue my face to it and give me the allied POW treatment.
>>50341834Thanks Anon, I learned a lot.
>>50351939Reisen discovered she is a lesbian!
>>50351944>discoveredAnon, she's been using her fellow moon rabbits as onaholes for forever.
>>50352835Reisen does not have a penis, she is a normal lesbian female who has yurisex with other females.
>>50353168Obviously she didn't just go waving it in your face. That stuff stays between moon rabbits. She may be a super horny futa addicted to futa yurisex with other moon rabbits but she still has some decency.
>>50353178How do I get Reisen to wave her futapenis in my face or breed my bussy with it
>>50353210All you have to do is ask. She won't go assuming everyone she meets is aware of it or wants it, but if she knows you're a slut she'll treat you like a slut.
>>50353178>Reisen is a penishuDammit, Eirin is experimenting with her stupid pills again.
Eirin talking about what I did to her uterus !
>>50354450Even in your uterus, FOE!
>>50359468Yukari falseflag, trying to get people to hate Eirin.
>>50363602I would wear that only if Eirin's tits were obnoxiously big in the picture.
sex
Eirin is a cold ugly HAG! She'd be a terrible mom! You'd be much more loved by someone with some taste! Someone prettier too!
>>50380844It's better when mom is cold, neglectful, and abusive.
>>50380844I love it when these two fight.
>>50312285
>>50388481Has Eirin even seen a dick in the last 1000 years?
>>50389349>Eirin even seen a dickAnon, all she sees is a dick. Most of her patients come in with "erectile dysfunction" just so she'll have to take care of them.
>>50391623How does human villager cock compare to lunarian cock?
>>50328940erin is neither created or destroyederin is the universe
>>50397024Well she's my universe!
>>50312285Its insane how I thought she was the most evil character after I fell for her and seconds later I fell for an even viler girl and ironically wanted to return to loving Eirin who looked way saner lol
>>50399638I gotta know who? Junko?
>>50401184Not Junko but I think she was right
>>50401184Seiga, secondary-kun
>>50399638Bad judgement
>>50392810https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cS18yG8DJI
eirin is bad for my diabetes
>>50392810Not as good as a goblin's
>>50408139
Man I want to FUCK Eirin's legs!
>>50408139You have to eat all the eggs
>>50408139Such a big cock...
>>50420236>>50416365I just realized, Niwatari and Eirin are competing for your business. Who are you going to if you've got a sore throat?
>>50312285I love her doujins
>>50429089Which ones>
>>50434063not the p-cup ones
I love her P-Cup titties
I want Erin to be my tiger mom and force me to learn Lunarian pharmacology.
>>50430832CHILD BEARING
https://youtu.be/52CCkmp4oD8?si=JZhyXD1_J4XJ1E7y
>>50430832>>50445252Is it wrong to want to create Lunarian half-breeds?
>>50447864There is nothing wrong about wanting a plentiful family with your lunarian wife.
