Stop lewding the yama Xanadu.
>>50337266EVIL AND CORRUPT!
how come you deny me such fair, just, righteous, uncompromising, wise, caring, maiden?this desire for yama is completely justified, for her most attracting qualities!on top of that, such beautiful muse, with long seductive legs, and a HUGE BUTT!if you don't like this yama, you're missing out!I need Eiki! I NEED Eiki!
>>50337266It's her fault that she's lewd! Always lecturing everyone, she needs to be pushed down and taught a lesson herself.
It's so difficult.
>>50338100File doesn't exist.
>>50338108That was weird.https://files.catbox.moe/nzerz8.png
>>50338162I don't know what I expected.
le shiggydiggy yabbadabbadoo
>>50337266When Eiki isn't lecturing sinsacks she is masturbating furiously in her office while whimpering "no NO"
I just want a lecture. Nothing more. Nothing less.
>>50338661I'd unironically seek her out for a lecture were I to end up in Gensokyo. I just want to be a better person.
>>50338690Yeah I can see her advice genuinely helping me
>>50338690>>50338695I’m glad I’m not alone in my desire to be verbally deconstructed for 8+ hours by Eiki Shiki.
>>50338724Following her advice is a 100% guarantee way to keep yourself out of hell once you die. Who wouldn't seek her out?
>>50338661Eiki's lessons sound fun. Though if she were to see me, she'd just send straight me to hell.
>>50338724>>50338734In a world with a verifiable afterlife, you might as well make sure you get a good one. Unless you're unreasonably confident you can become an immortal, you'll end up in front of Eiki sooner or later.
I wonder if Eris and Eiki would get along.
>>50338765>In a world with a verifiable afterlife, you might as well make sure you get a good oneAs an ordinary good person, you either remain a ghost or play the lottery by reincarnating in Touhou.>Unless you're unreasonably confident you can become an immortal, you'll end up in front of Eiki sooner or later.Eiki only judges gensokyansEiki only judges gensokyans
cutest judge ever
>>50339133Anon, if we're in a hypothetical situation where we can realistically decide one day we want to talk to Eiki, I think it's safe to assume said hypothetical situation involves already being in Gensokyo.Oh wait, I don't even have to fucking assume because earlier in the conversation it was established: >>50338690>were I to end up in GensokyoI love when the dumbest fucking people jump into the middle of a discussion to "UM AX-SHAULLY" without reading the entire fucking reply chain.>As an ordinary good person, you either remain a ghost or play the lottery by reincarnating in Touhou.I wouldn't mind being in the Netherworld, Yuyuko is cute.
>>50337266As soon as the Yama stops being lewd.
>>50338765Well, that depends. Can Kasen or Tenko or the like delete me without having to become a vengeful spirit first? Because that sounds like a much better option. I'd much rather listen to Kasen's nagging and then everything ends than Eiki's and then have to go do a bunch of stuff.
>>50339182I mean if you really want to cheat I feel like becoming a ghost and then throwing yourself on Youmu's blade is probably a slightly preferable option....maybe? I mean Nirvana is itself a state of oblivion, but also I feel like Touhou also portrays it as being a type of ascended existence where as Kasen deleting spirits might be something else? Then again, Reimu can do the same thing apparently and the way it's spoken of would make it seem like it's a state of Nirvana, so maybe all these instances are effectively the same thing. I dunno, just be safe and go the Youmu route.Also Tenshi doesn't delete spirits, she collects "spirit" which is to say life force or "ki". I don't know why retarded fanslators decided to go with "spirit" when most people would probably think of actual ghosts but it resulted in a lot of confusion in the English community over what she was actually doing.
i want the Yama to tease and tempt me every day whilst smugly telling me that i will go to hell if i dont do something about my lust.
>>50339151>Oh wait, I don't even have to fucking assume because earlier in the conversation it was establishedI knew that, you jackass, I was referring to the fact that even if you were to die in Gensokyo, you, an outsider from I-Don't-Care would still be judged by a different yama than Eiki, or whatever moralist rag doll they have down there. The Ministry is so bureaucratic, with each place having a special hell for it, you would at least expect for them to keep profiles on where does everybody come from, and which yama gets to judge them. It would be quite a mess if Eiki had to judge every poor idiot trapped by the barrier that dies to a youkai after wandering aimlessly for five minutes, much less an imbecile who fell for the self improvement trend and won't actually ever change>I wouldn't mind being in the Netherworld, Yuyuko is cute.You can still go to better places, stop thinking with your dick for once
Judge panties erotic
>>50339891>would still be judged by a different yama than EikiIs there anything to actually suggest that? Ever since I knew about Eiki being a Jizo statue given life to judge over those in Gensokyo, I assumed the ten yamas of the Outside World somehow couldn't reach Gensokyo, otherwise they would have continued to judge the people there themselves. And we know for certain that Eiki has to, at least on occasion, judge some outsiders who died in the Outside World; it's fair to assume more people die in the whole Outside World than in Gensokyo, so, if anything, Eiki would be underworked by yama standards and the other yamas would use any excuse they could find to send more people her way. Then again, there could be something I'm missing here.>You can still go to better placesNTA, but the Netherworld is pretty good, it's pretty much the outside world, but nothing ever decomposes. The only downsides I can think of is that it's always dim, and the whole "you don't have a body so you can't feel anything," although I'm not even sure that applies, since Yuyuko can eat and drink.
>>50339391Who the FUCK wears their panties over the pantyhose?!
I think it's interesting that the two Windows phantasmagorias gave us both what is probably the most interesting final boss in one game and the most dull in another. They're both portrayed as absurdly powerful and influential figures in hell, but Eiki is a great character while Zanmu fucking sucks.I think the main thing that makes Eiki feel like such a good character for a game like PoFV is that she's not the massive spotlight hog that Zanmu is. Eiki could easily kick everyone's asses but that's not really her goal, she just wants to guide people to a righteous path and foster growth in them. It's a character motivation that both conveniently explains why she isn't just exerting her will on Gensokyo, while also putting her into a more supporting role and letting her create opportunities to explore other characters. Zanmu is almost the exact opposite, everything exists in relation to her and to prop her up. The audience apparently really needs to know how intelligent and powerful and in control Zanmu is, nothing else matters but Zanmu. It's a very "when Zanmu isn't on screen, the other characters should be asking "Where's Zanmu?"" sort of writing style. It makes for a character that's difficult to like and when coupled with a very inherently proactive goal (I want to take over Gensokyo!) it creates a scenario where the villain just kind of has to give up on her goals for convenient reasons when nobody else in the narrative is actually able to fight back against her. It sucks and creates this feeling of anti-climax as the story just kind of ends on a wet fart of "the really strong and epic character I just introduced beats everyone up oh wow how unexpected but uhhh she really liked Reimu so she's just giving up". Even IaMP handled this sort of ending better, at least the explanation given as to why Suika gave up gives Reimu some level of narrative agency and sense of victory. Zanmu literally just gives up because the only thing she could possibly care about apparently is someone that reminds her of herself.
Erotic judge breasts.
>>50346813But is she aware of how sexy she can be?
TAKE THE YAMA SERIOUSLY
>>50343167At least part of it is because Shiki judges each character individually, which gives the player insight into both Shiki and the other character. With Zanmu, all we learn is that the other character is also in the palm of Zanmu's hand. There's plenty you can do with the first one, and not a whole lot you can do with the second.
>>50347814Nope, but her obliviousness just makes her all the more sexy.
>>50337655Let's say you get to Gensokyo and, near the Sanzu river, you meet Eiki. How do you open?
>>50353084"Sin of lust, tyrant of my will, made phallus of my ego, I crave pleasure of the flesh, higher than yours is for that of your ferrywoman"
>>50353153Eiki kills you.
Would you still respect the yama if she had massive milkers?
>>50353084I deploy the Spaghetti I asked my relatives to bury me with for the seventh day
>>50353825Save her
>>50353825No. A great cosmic being like her needs to have a respectable, noble, flat chest!
>>50353825No. I can't respect a Yama divorced from justice.
>>50356227That seems prejudiced against women born with huge knockers.
>>50356235But isn't that prejudice still correct?
Cute.
>>50353153
>>50361086Why is she so mean? Anon could have changed his ways, you know. All he needed was the soul-healing love of a flat girl.
I like her hat!
Accidental judge upskirts!
She has pretty eyes.
>>50337266
I feel like this board has a very obvious problem and the jannies just choose to ignore it
>>50389492Why fix things when you can advertise for McD's?
Is there a reason not to become an evil spirit? Seems like an easy way to Nirvana without needing to suffer in hell.
