post the tengu
Gross birds are no match for the fluff
How lovey dovey is Megumu in private?
Coming back home to find my wife greeting me like this
>>50339875she is the type to beat yo ass like sonny barger then call the police on yo dumb ass
will you subscribe to bunbunmaru shinbun, which is written by a sweaty, hard-working tengu who spends lots of her time interviewing humans and youkais alike? or kakashi spirit news, which is written by a smelly, shut-in tengu who relies on her thoughtography?
>>50339875Megumu is a serious no nonsense lady....though she does like being sweet and caressing in bed.A tengu in her position often gets stressed out by her underlings.
>>50340070double paizuri is the only solution.
what do you think Megumu names her newspaper?"The Iizunamaru Experience"?
>>50340215Iizunamaru's info!
>>50340070Kakashi spirit of course! I only read serious media, not tabloids. Captcha REARM
>>50340215Does it matter? She barely even writes it, she's just stealing bits and pieces from everyone else's newspapers and summarizing it.She gets away with it, too!I hate the Tengu hierarchy!!!
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>>50340613calm down, Aya. You should be honored Megumu considered publishing one of your shitty tabloids. maybe that one was true, after all.
what have you done to thank the hardworking tengu that keep all of Gensokyo informed?
>>50339875She comes home in cries in your lap every night about how hard her day was and how dumb her subordinates are. She especially likes it if you rub her head and tell her it'll all be ok when she compla8ns
>>50351357Made another litter. Whew, it sure is hard work!Saw some crow tengu crying about being alone or something but I couldn't be bothered, had more important things to worry about.
>>50353432She tells you they're yours but they're actually the local crow tengu's homosexual reproduction ips cell yuribabies!
>>50353432only one? thats no way to treat your barrack wives!
We hate tengu women in this thread
>>50351357Invited her in to dry off. Offered some hot soup. She seemed very appreciative; I don't think she's used to people doing her favors. >>50353432I pity your kids. Their father is needlessly spiteful.
Tengus are inferior to human women.
>>50360541Fuck off with your AI slop
>>50360674I love this white wolf
>>50361000There is no need to be upset.
>>50361879You have your own containment thread, fuck off.No one needs you here.
>>50360674Artists shouldn't neglect one of her best assets.
>>50362114the enlightened ones are sadly too blinded by the queen of mofu to correct this.
>>50361879kys reav, stay in your gay generalpotemki may be a cuck but he will always be right about you
>>50362036Anon, its not hard to learnyou don't need to be envious
How do I get transformed into a perfect pair of geta and end up stuck under Aya's feet for all eternity?
Questioning Megumu's treatment of the tengus hierarchy beneath her? That's a bonkin'Mentioning that there's definitely a reason for why she's on her 3rd pair of thigh highs and always makes sure to wear a belt if not a corset in public? That's a bonkin'Calling Megumu old, past her prime, or a christmas cake? That's a bonkin'Calling Megumu a ruthless, boring workaholic? That's a bonkin'Refusing her offer of exchanging a few words over a fancy dinner? That's a bonkin'Defending yourself whenever Megumu gropes your butt and explores you whenever you have to share a lift together? That's a bonkin'
>>50370915Shitty Japanese bosses have never been so attractive!
Aya is hotter as a male than a female, and makes Aya's interactions with human males in the village even hotter
It's really grim for Aya when a significant amount of ayafags wish she was a boy.
>>50371419I mean it's obvious when you look at her that she has no feminine charm.
>>50371454Seriously?
>>50371682Gotta store that meat somewhere.
>>50362186>potemki >right lol
>>50372432we know damn well he is right about you, slavnigga https://files.catbox.moe/pqnn4j.png now start posting actual tengu pics instead of your gay AIslop or go away
>>50372783take meds and stop talking about yourself in third person, potemki
>>50362186>potemki may be a cuck but he will always be right about youQRD? I need the potemKINO take on AIsloppers
>>50373451short story is notorious vanillafag creator received and fulfilled a handful of more risque commissions slash requests and this broke potemki's heart
>>50372783is this ESL babble supposed to mean anything
Tengu thread attracting the absolute worst posters as usual.
>>50373464>>50372783There's zero indication that rant is by potemGOD, so either bring up proofs or put the crack pipe down.
>>50373483if you regret posting it or have changed your mind you can just take it back and apologize you know, no need for these mind games
>>50373477How rude.
>>50373621Is there a single good thread on this board, though?
>>50372783"Oh no! Someone produced something that doesn't appeal to me personally! Should I act like a sane, mature human being and simply ignore it? No! I should instead write a several paragraph long angry rant, in which I quote my previous rants that were deleted for being too deranged even for /jp/'s standards, then screenshot this rant and post it in unrelated threads around the board!"real tengu behavior
>>50374088Who are you quoting schizo?
>>50373477a tengu's worst enemy is another tenguthey want to hoard all power, and all human menthat's why "barracks husband project" is the most important endeavor in tengu society recently
>>50375368That applies mostly to Wolf Tengu, they'll smell a little bit of male pheromones and they'll loose their minds. The crow Tengu are pure, and monogamous.
>>50375990>The crow Tengu are pure, and monogamous.they are the biggest perverts in Gensokyo, only rivaled by magicians, and can they really be monogamous when the vast majority of them are without a partner?
>>50376382Anon, that image really doesn't help your case...
>>50377623i weren't trying to deny the wolf tengu's propensity to violently mate with any man they can get their hands on. i was simply correcting the false notion that crow tengu are "pure" in any sense of the word.
>>50378273>>50376382Anon, if most of them never had a partner they have to be pure, certainly more so than the wolf Tengu who fuck more than rabbits. Besides, the crow Tengu believe in pure love with their human husband. And what's this propaganda about the pure and noble crow Tengu being perverts? Everyone knows that there is no truth behind such statements.
>>50380765>And what's this propaganda about the pure and noble crow Tengu being perverts?
>>50380765Yeah, exactly. Covids mate for life.
>>50380779I knew it, I fucking knew it, I knew I was going to make that typo someday.
>>50380768Aya will never overcome that.Not even Hecatia did that kind of damage.
>>50372783>now start posting actual tengu picsShe is a tengu, though.
But what if I as a human man WANT a tengu wife? A crow tengu preferred as birds are cool and wing hugs sound nice
>>50381966As a human male from the village with a variety of normal interests I also think that crow tengu make for far superior wives than human women or wolf tengu, also I think it's very cool and radical to buy newspaper subscriptions so I have a chance to talk to crow tengu women.
How can human women compete against this kind of perfection?
>>50382105they can'thuman men belong with youkai women
Aya is cute
Just saw a picture of a crow drinking a beer and it reminded me of Aya.
>>50339875Zero. If you perform your duties well enough then she won't smack you. She will expect you to wake up before her to prepare breakfast and wait sitting at the front door for her to get home no matter how late she is. Do something she views as disrespectful and she'll make you walk through the village naked. Get the taste of a meal slightly incorrect and she'll throw the whole thing out and make you redo it from scratch. And don't forget, you're still considered below even the lowest tengu and have to obey their orders. I hope you enjoy carrying heavy things, being a gopher, and listening to nonstop ranting.
Exterminate all birds!
aya made me sin...
>>50387324Impregnate all wolves!
Talking with da boss
