post the tengu
Gross birds are no match for the fluff
How lovey dovey is Megumu in private?
Coming back home to find my wife greeting me like this
>>50339875she is the type to beat yo ass like sonny barger then call the police on yo dumb ass
will you subscribe to bunbunmaru shinbun, which is written by a sweaty, hard-working tengu who spends lots of her time interviewing humans and youkais alike? or kakashi spirit news, which is written by a smelly, shut-in tengu who relies on her thoughtography?
>>50339875Megumu is a serious no nonsense lady....though she does like being sweet and caressing in bed.A tengu in her position often gets stressed out by her underlings.
>>50340070double paizuri is the only solution.
what do you think Megumu names her newspaper?"The Iizunamaru Experience"?
>>50340215Iizunamaru's info!
>>50340070Kakashi spirit of course! I only read serious media, not tabloids. Captcha REARM
>>50340215Does it matter? She barely even writes it, she's just stealing bits and pieces from everyone else's newspapers and summarizing it.She gets away with it, too!I hate the Tengu hierarchy!!!
>>50339925
>>50340613calm down, Aya. You should be honored Megumu considered publishing one of your shitty tabloids. maybe that one was true, after all.
what have you done to thank the hardworking tengu that keep all of Gensokyo informed?
>>50339875She comes home in cries in your lap every night about how hard her day was and how dumb her subordinates are. She especially likes it if you rub her head and tell her it'll all be ok when she compla8ns
>>50351357Made another litter. Whew, it sure is hard work!Saw some crow tengu crying about being alone or something but I couldn't be bothered, had more important things to worry about.
>>50353432She tells you they're yours but they're actually the local crow tengu's homosexual reproduction ips cell yuribabies!
>>50353432only one? thats no way to treat your barrack wives!
We hate tengu women in this thread
>>50351357Invited her in to dry off. Offered some hot soup. She seemed very appreciative; I don't think she's used to people doing her favors. >>50353432I pity your kids. Their father is needlessly spiteful.
Tengus are inferior to human women.
>>50360541Fuck off with your AI slop
>>50360674I love this white wolf
>>50361000There is no need to be upset.
>>50361879You have your own containment thread, fuck off.No one needs you here.
>>50360674Artists shouldn't neglect one of her best assets.
>>50362114the enlightened ones are sadly too blinded by the queen of mofu to correct this.
>>50361879kys reav, stay in your gay generalpotemki may be a cuck but he will always be right about you
>>50362036Anon, its not hard to learnyou don't need to be envious
How do I get transformed into a perfect pair of geta and end up stuck under Aya's feet for all eternity?
Questioning Megumu's treatment of the tengus hierarchy beneath her? That's a bonkin'Mentioning that there's definitely a reason for why she's on her 3rd pair of thigh highs and always makes sure to wear a belt if not a corset in public? That's a bonkin'Calling Megumu old, past her prime, or a christmas cake? That's a bonkin'Calling Megumu a ruthless, boring workaholic? That's a bonkin'Refusing her offer of exchanging a few words over a fancy dinner? That's a bonkin'Defending yourself whenever Megumu gropes your butt and explores you whenever you have to share a lift together? That's a bonkin'
>>50370915Shitty Japanese bosses have never been so attractive!
Aya is hotter as a male than a female, and makes Aya's interactions with human males in the village even hotter
It's really grim for Aya when a significant amount of ayafags wish she was a boy.
>>50371419I mean it's obvious when you look at her that she has no feminine charm.
>>50371454Seriously?
>>50371682Gotta store that meat somewhere.
>>50362186>potemki >right lol
>>50372432we know damn well he is right about you, slavnigga https://files.catbox.moe/pqnn4j.png now start posting actual tengu pics instead of your gay AIslop or go away
>>50372783take meds and stop talking about yourself in third person, potemki
>>50362186>potemki may be a cuck but he will always be right about youQRD? I need the potemKINO take on AIsloppers
>>50373451short story is notorious vanillafag creator received and fulfilled a handful of more risque commissions slash requests and this broke potemki's heart
>>50372783is this ESL babble supposed to mean anything
Tengu thread attracting the absolute worst posters as usual.
>>50373464>>50372783There's zero indication that rant is by potemGOD, so either bring up proofs or put the crack pipe down.
>>50373483if you regret posting it or have changed your mind you can just take it back and apologize you know, no need for these mind games
>>50373477How rude.
>>50373621Is there a single good thread on this board, though?
>>50372783"Oh no! Someone produced something that doesn't appeal to me personally! Should I act like a sane, mature human being and simply ignore it? No! I should instead write a several paragraph long angry rant, in which I quote my previous rants that were deleted for being too deranged even for /jp/'s standards, then screenshot this rant and post it in unrelated threads around the board!"real tengu behavior
>>50374088Who are you quoting schizo?
>>50373477a tengu's worst enemy is another tenguthey want to hoard all power, and all human menthat's why "barracks husband project" is the most important endeavor in tengu society recently
>>50375368That applies mostly to Wolf Tengu, they'll smell a little bit of male pheromones and they'll loose their minds. The crow Tengu are pure, and monogamous.
>>50375990>The crow Tengu are pure, and monogamous.they are the biggest perverts in Gensokyo, only rivaled by magicians, and can they really be monogamous when the vast majority of them are without a partner?
>>50376382Anon, that image really doesn't help your case...
>>50377623i weren't trying to deny the wolf tengu's propensity to violently mate with any man they can get their hands on. i was simply correcting the false notion that crow tengu are "pure" in any sense of the word.
>>50378273>>50376382Anon, if most of them never had a partner they have to be pure, certainly more so than the wolf Tengu who fuck more than rabbits. Besides, the crow Tengu believe in pure love with their human husband. And what's this propaganda about the pure and noble crow Tengu being perverts? Everyone knows that there is no truth behind such statements.
>>50380765>And what's this propaganda about the pure and noble crow Tengu being perverts?
>>50380765Yeah, exactly. Covids mate for life.
>>50380779I knew it, I fucking knew it, I knew I was going to make that typo someday.
>>50380768Aya will never overcome that.Not even Hecatia did that kind of damage.
>>50372783>now start posting actual tengu picsShe is a tengu, though.
But what if I as a human man WANT a tengu wife? A crow tengu preferred as birds are cool and wing hugs sound nice
>>50381966As a human male from the village with a variety of normal interests I also think that crow tengu make for far superior wives than human women or wolf tengu, also I think it's very cool and radical to buy newspaper subscriptions so I have a chance to talk to crow tengu women.
How can human women compete against this kind of perfection?
>>50382105they can'thuman men belong with youkai women
Aya is cute
Just saw a picture of a crow drinking a beer and it reminded me of Aya.
>>50339875Zero. If you perform your duties well enough then she won't smack you. She will expect you to wake up before her to prepare breakfast and wait sitting at the front door for her to get home no matter how late she is. Do something she views as disrespectful and she'll make you walk through the village naked. Get the taste of a meal slightly incorrect and she'll throw the whole thing out and make you redo it from scratch. And don't forget, you're still considered below even the lowest tengu and have to obey their orders. I hope you enjoy carrying heavy things, being a gopher, and listening to nonstop ranting.
Exterminate all birds!
aya made me sin...
>>50387324Impregnate all wolves!
Talking with da boss
Stay dead you birds.
>>50339266
Fly, you beautiful birds.
What news does Aya have for us today?
>>50399938aya-chan's kneesocks enrapture me...white or black, they're perfect...
>>50400219I personally prefer Hatate-chan's thighhighs.
>>50387003I love the drunk crow!
>>50403180To go drinking with Aya...
>>50404614What would be her favorite drink?
>>50404846how unkempt is her bush?
>>50404846I see that Hatate is picking up Aya's habits quite quickly.
>>50405138Whoring?
>>50387116I am into all of those things....
>>50404628Lager, every crow's favorite!
>>50406048Yes
Crows are made to be impregnated by BHC.
>>50409978Cute drunk crow
"maintenance" is code for tengu installing spyware to locate vulnerable and defenseless human males. Sick birds.
>>50413726I've shot duck all my life, crow couldn't be any different.
>>50416081Go ahead, give it a shot, scout boy.
>>50416136You don't shoot an animal that knows you're there. But Aya has things she has to attend to, she'll turn her back at some point.
Tengu threads are always so mean and spiteful. Why? You can like your preferred mountain resident without shitting on the others.
>>50416196I like Aya just as much as I like Momiji, but if either are trying to rape me then I'll have to remind them who the apex predator of the earth is.
>>50416136I hate this picture, it mocks me...
>>50416205Quote from a man that got eaten by a wolf
The ideal situation to be in
>>50421108What if I want to get captured so I can get a cute Tengu wife?
>>50424990you must come from a position of strength to get your youkai bridecapture is not it
oh wait do you guys think bunbunmaru does a jolly section every year
>>50419810THE WOLF CAN EAT YOU ANYTİME
>>50425286>you must come from a position of strength to get your youkai brideSo I have to capture her?
>>50425286This Anon gets it, If you start up with getting kidnapped you'll only get passed around as a slave and traded for favors by desperate tengu women!
>>50424990hot taters
I'm sure tengu can be reasoned wi
>>50431197Anon? ANON?!?
>>50431524mr Iizunamaru is currently busy preparing for his wedding, his training will be concluded in 10 years. he will not have any visitor, nor answer any messages until then.
>>50431120taters and hot taters.
it's the tengu!
>>50440949It's the winter Tengu! Also aren't we forgetting someone? Probably no one important...
>>50441060It gets cold on the mountain during the winter months. Let's get along.
I escaped!Megumu was too deep into her rant about wanting 40 kids so she didn't notice me leavingSurprisingly nobody stopped me
>>50441259>Surprisingly nobody stopped mewhy would they risk laying their hands on a dai-tengu's consort? moreover, the kind of woman who is known to have no quarrels accusing a loyal subordinate of kidnapping her mate, if it would save herself some face.
>>50441355But what if word gets out that I escaped?Wouldn't that be the ultimate shame on her?>can't even keep a man LOL
>>50441179Throwing open the trapdoor and poking your head out, you were met with a familiar sight. Momiji, the wolf tengu who had claimed your heart and encompassed your thoughts near constantly, stood by the railing overlooking the forest. One of her ears tilted slightly as you pulled yourself up the rest of the ladder. “Trespassing again?” You let out a small laugh. After closing the door so you don’t fall through the opening, you make your way over to her side. “I could have you tied up and taken back to my superiors, you know?” The small smile playing at the corners of her lips defies her harsh words. You reach in to the bag you had brought and hand her a wrapped sandwich and a small cup filled with warm tea. Her nose twitches as she takes the items from you. “Oh? I guess I never saw you here after all.” A small laugh escapes her before she pops the lid to the cup and takes a swig of your admittedly mediocre brew. You can see a puff of vapor as Momiji lets out a content sigh. Her tail lazily wags back and forth as her smile grows a little wider. “Thanks for this. I really appreciate it. It’s going to be a cold and long night, so…” Her tails picks up speed slightly. “Would you mind spending a little more time with me?”
>>50441628being trapped in a guard station with 'Miji due to an unexpected blizzard...warm wolf cuddles all night long, feeling her fluffy tail warp around us....
>>50441259they must have taken pity on you since the next step of containment would involve the disintegration of your kneecaps.
>>50441628I bet all the other tengu who are watching this unfold are absolutely seething
I tried to a tengu but she squawked at me and made me drop my Jimmy John’s sandwich, and then she laughed at me and called me a faggot and took my sandwich and flew away laughing. I fucking hate stupid tengus.
I hear Megumu has been crying for the past day or so, what happened?
>>50445950You should buy another for her next time.(She wants the D)
>>50445896From atop the watch tower, while listening to Momiji recount her past couple shifts, you swore you could hear faint growling and groaning in the distance. When you attempted to ask if she could hear it too, Momiji just cocked her head to the side, and with a smile that bordered on smirking, simply responded. “Hear what?” For some reason, the noises seemed to only intensify after that. Weird. Well, this is Yokai Mountain after all. It’s best not to dwell on it too much!
>>50446343Cute
>>50446343she just cant help it. its hard for her not to flaunt her mate when hes the only thing she thinks about.
I know Tengu like to hide messages in plain sight with symbols, ciphers, and words, but isn't this a little on the nose?
>>50446412>Bent Spread And Lubricatedholy shit
>>50446143Don't bother Lady Iizunamaru when she's not feeling good.Don't question the fact several shipments of romantic novels were delivered to her appartments.Don't ponder why the consumption & importation of wine from the human village has had a suspicious spike this week on Youkai Mountain. Don't debate and remember to cast the correct vote on the upcoming 1472.b law of Tengu court regarding relations with certain species & fugitives, I quote>If a human is exhibiting strange behavior and appears to be attempting an escape, you are to cease your activity and capture him by any means necessary, and bring him to higher authorities as soon as possible.Stop asking questions.
>>50446558>If a human is exhibiting strange behavior and appears to be attempting an escape, you are to cease your activity and capture him by any means necessary, and bring him to higher authorities as soon as possible.oh joy, another arbitrary law that wolf tengu can exploit to arrest human males without due process.
>>50448597Megumu’s chaotic love life is just free real estate for the wolf tengu
>>50446558Maybe I should go back and check up on her.She didn't seem too bad all things considered, maybe a bit of a dork but...
>>50449245You probably should... She's starting to take out her frustration on her poor subordinates.
>>50449245you really shoudnt. your scent have already been passed around the white wolf barracks.
I dunno, I went back to the mountain and some tengu looked at me and whispered something in another's ear and that one promptly flew off.Is that bad?
>>50448597this is a picture of a missilewaiting to launch
>>50450447>megumu perks up when she sees a man enter her room>she is almost immediately hit with the smell of the wolf barracks>goes back to crying
>>50451209The wolf tengu have gotten craftier as of late. That new law that requires humans found on Yokai Mountain to be captured and brought back to Megumu? Yeah, they’ve been using that as an excuse to increase the number of barrack husbands. Normally, that wouldn’t be a problem, but the sheer number of children they’re producing is beginning to shift the wolf tengu in to the majority population.
>lol sex xDDDDDDDaverage tengufag
>>50451462>i came to aya again
>>50451627many such cases
>>50451462my sukebe dbds have yet to arrive, it's not within my power to contain myself...
Megumu would be a perfect girlfriend/wife for a human man. Mugumu is strong, brave, beautiful, hard-working, trustworthy, faithful, and cute! As a human male, I would definitely want to be with Megumu and not those ugly and smelly wolf tengu!
>>50451863Kudamaki-san is flirting with the human servants again, Iizunamaru-sama!
>>50451462Real Touhoufags, like (You), only cum to the thought of being abused while wearing a dress, right?
>>50451462Well no worries because there's plenty of chaste things to discuss about Tengu! Like uhhhh. There's ummmm, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tengu tongue my anus
>>50453193Wolf tengu? That's normal. They're just trying to get to know you.
>>50453337Non-consensual rimjobs are very strange
There seems to be a awful lot of Wolf propaganda and not enough Crow love around here. Could it be that the mating season for wolves is just around the corner and they are getting desperate?
>>50455137Checks out. Wolf mating seasons are often around late winter/early spring. Guess the mutts are getting scared their biological clocks are ticking too fast.
I have been sneaking fertility meds into the wolf barrack rationsSoon they will be uncontrollable
>>50431569Now I'm imagining some guy getting kidnapped by the Tengu only for his best friend to go on a quest to rescue him.
>>50451462Isn't that the exact same discussion people have with Reisen and the other rabbits? Seems like you're just jealous of the Tengu's popularity.
>>50374088Don't you guys go around talking shit to real artists and trying to farm praises by mass producing boring images?
>>50456450Agent of chaos. You're the reason the tengus are know to be rapists around here.
>>50451462laughing during sex...
>>50459894double the health benefits
>>50451462>posts Tewi the prostituteYou really shouldn't be throwing stones in glass houses
>>50456450>Wolf tengu come down the mountain in droves and ransack the human village for husbands so badly that even the oni are impressedAll according to cake
>>50339266Do you think Aya molts like a bird?
>>50458986>>50460357>wolf tengu become uncontrollable>they all get pregnant afterwards>tengu defenses disabled
>>50460940pregnancy only makes them fiercer. they aren't some weak ass human women
>>50460357>All according to cakeThat vile schemer, what could she be planning??
>>50460944Rub their belly once and theyre on the ground cumming their brains out
>>50460357Cake?
>>50462316>>50460952T/L note: "cake" means flan
It's going to be that time of the year again...Unfortunately.
>>50340547Why is her skirt an invalid texture?
>>50462161Or their fangs full force chomp on your armWith hormones, you really don't know
>>50465902Looks fine to me. Did you forget to download cs:s?
>>50462161As great as that sounds, that also seems like a problem. She might want to get that checked out.
Even tengu can be pacified with pregnancy
>>50468475Wolf tengu? Ehhhh, maybe. Crow tengu? Absolutely. Have you SEEN the size of those eggs they lay? Those birds couldn’t even fly with how big their bellies get.
>>50468166they all look so fluffyI want to touch
>>50468988
>>50470533I wouldn't mind getting interviewed by this Tengu.
Feathers or fur? This question is merely apart of a survey about humans’ perception of tengu. Your answer will be anonymous.
>>50471497fluffbrain exists for a reason y'know.
>>50471497I like feathers. Fur is nice but it doesn't beat getting winghugged. Not to mention how fun it is helping your cute crow wife take care of her beautiful wings.
>>50471513if i wanted fluff, then a kitsune would obviously be the superior choice. and while they may slip the mind of most people, hell ravens absolutely dwarf crow tengu when it comes to wingspan(not to mention how affectionately and skilled they are when it comes to hugging and snuggling with them)this is survey is a wasteful use of resources in my opinion, as the appeal of tengu for most men lie in their complex society and traditions.
>>50471497Fluffy bushes
I like this purple birb
>>50471820I was going to say something similar. I want my birds hairy down there.
>>50474554She's missing some textures
My Internet is down and I blame the tengu for this
Surely, in the next thread, the tengu will behave themselvesSurely they will understand consent this time.
>>50478125Surely... Though, this thread isn't anywhere close to the bump limit.
>>50478125You're going to get wolfed and like it
when will ZUN reveal lord Tenma?
>>50478441Imagine what the room smells like.
>>50479563Going by his frown, Bad
The drunkard is making a fuss agsin
Megumu-sama has still got it going on, and is looking for a new human husband.
>>50480297Why new? What happened to her hubby?
>>50480380It was a interesting tale.>>50431569>>50441259>>50446143
>>50480380 ̶e̶s̶c̶a̶p̶e̶d̶ mysteriously disappeared. remember to report to the white wolves if you're looking to replace him!
>>50480411>>50480805>>50480811She's so fucking beautiful guys. I hope she become playable in a future game like how Ran, Rin, and a bunch of others did.
>>50480805Momiji with bushy brows is a blessing
>>50480399Didn't he go back?>>50449245>>50450561He hasn't reported back yet as far as I can tell
>>50482356>Didn't he go back?Well, yes but he never got to Megumu-sama.I guess he got hold up, indefinitely. Pic absolutely unrelated...
>>50484945>Wolf tengu don’t rebel against the crow upper class through an armed revolution, but instead by poaching any and all prospective human male partnersTruly devilish these yokai are
Imagine Megumu wandering the mountain only to see her former intended husband strung along by a wolf tengu, licking his face all over, rubbing her scent all over his body...And his stage 5 mofubrain loves it too...
>>50484945Imagine walking through the wolf tengu homes and seeing all the white fluffy hair and ears go about.
>5 years later>Megumu is still single>other tengu giggling behind her back>even hatate got herself a man now(he felt bad for her)>Megumu goes for a walk, to get some fresh air after another night of crying herself to sleep>walks straight into anon>also on a walk>with his three 4-year-old daughters>all wagging their tails and clamoring for papa's attentionI actually did feel bad writing this
>>50485682You didn't write it. Just quoted it.
>>50485682I did not feel bad reading it.Those last two lines sound and feel adorable.
>>50485687I had to write out the quote thoughSo TECHNICALLY
Its a shame I lost my file for the Momiji story I was writing way backI shouldve just finished it in one go and dropped it somewhere
Do the tengu celebrate Christmas?
>>50486215Megumu does, but not for the reasons others do.
>>50486600Poor girl's gotten so desperate...She'll dress in anything to get a lovey dovey househusband...
>>50486215Not really, I think they call it hanu-ka or something.
I'm eating bird tonight
What would happen if you wrapped a stressed out Megumu in blankets and held her tightly?
>>50488761She would wake up
Has Megumu officially replaced Hatate as the femcel ultraloser?
