Post the mind reader
>>50350712She scares me.
Jobbed again...
Cute mind reader, would be a shame if someone convinced her to close her third eye.
Satori is very hungry, what will you give her to eat?
>>50350853my smegma & cum
>>50350853i will give her scrambled egg with rice(that is the limit of my cooking knowledge)
*loses again despite OP ability*
>>50351193>Detective Defective/Defecative
she seems to be the girl who would definitely wear knickers no matter what. sure, it got its own charm, but i really wish that she would wear sexier panties more often.
Unprotected sex with Satorin in an empty classroom! Our raging hormones can't control themselves any longer! Getting caught and suspended! Satorin ends up pregnant! Teenage mother Satorin!
Lovingly mating with Satorin and waking up next to her the next morning as a couple
>>50351193Her ability is not actually that helpful. What good is to know that someone is going to beat you up if there's nothing you can do about it?
>>50354708satorin won! mizuchi lost!
>>50354863I don't follow CDS, I was talking about her ability in general. I don't think it's actually that OP.
>tfw when you're hated by people because of something you can't change and didn't ask for>your sister is mentally ill and you need to take care of her >your stupid fucking pet crow almost killed both you + everyone you know>and thr dumbass outsider just thinks about fucking you instead of doing anything remotely helpful
>>50356738This is why I should impregnate Satorin. What she needs now is to take care of a baby!
Page 10 hu.
>>50356738Among all of the Touhous drawn with stress and bags under their eyes, Satori strikes it the best. Got that feeling of utter exhaustion and exasperation a woman who's seen some shit.
>>50358438I was going to say "her power cords being tied into little nooses is such a nice detail in fanart", but then I looked up her sprite and it's actually just there, in a mainline game. Satorin is so real, I like her for that.
Happy Thanksgiving Satorinbros! And if you're not American, Happy Friday!
>>50362607thanks
Her choice of wine, what would it be?
>>50362679I might be stupid but IThe flow of the dialog is a bit hard to follow in the image
>>50363431case closed!
>>50363438Satorin is so smart! No case is too difficult! Detective Satorin will always catch the culprit! I'm sure in the Samsara Arc she will yet again take the spotlight, beat the baddie, save the day, and show all of Gensokyo who is 11/10!!Next Case: Why hasn't Satorin gotten her period this month?
Crazy cat lady
>>50367171Too smug
Mind-reader reading
What do you guys think dating Satori-sama would be like?I like to think she'd be extra loving and cutesy because she finds (You) a respite from her duties since you love her despite her ability and thus she treasures feeling romantically loved. Plus she seems the type to easily adopt your interests as hers too.
>>50367240I believe that because she can read minds, she would be extremely possessive and jealous, or would constantly test you.
>>50367240She's a misandrist lesbian who surrounds herself with female beast youkai so your chance of dating her is zero.
>>50367259Hm, I think it would be the opposite. Possessiveness and jealousy comes from insecurity, but since she can read your mind there's no reason for that since you can't really lie to her, so she wouldn't have insecurities about you.
>>50367272If she becomes obsessed with you, she would start studying your mind, so she might very well try to keep you within her ideal standard. But Satori is quite polite, as far as we know, both with Orin and with her pets.
>>50367333>both with Orin and with her pets.Well that's the thing, it's interesting to theorize what her change in dynamics and attitude would be like with a romantic partner instead of a pet/servamt/friend.Personally I wouldn't mind being goaded into her particular standard as long as she was open about it since I'd probably comply anyway because I love her, so it'd be an interesting test of boundaries for both of us
>>50367171she is the cutest when smug
>>50367240Being as despised as she is, Satorin wouldn't be used to that kind of male attention, so she'd initially be very reserved and formal around you. Despite being a mind-reader, she'd find it hard to break the ice. I imagine your first date would be kind of awkward; small talk and nervous hand-holding. With a few more dates, however, Satorin begins to get comfortable with the contents of your mind, and starts to lower her guard. There will be a few genuine laughs and a couple impulsive hugs. She likely doesn't know it, but she yearns for someone she can truly be vulnerable with. Someone who sees her not as the fearsome mind-reading youkai, mistress of Chireiden, but as Satori Komeiji, a sweet girl who likes books, animals, and true crime. When you become that person to her, her armor will crack and her true feelings will show. The turning point will be the first night you spend together. Likely spurred on by some liquid courage, Satorin will come onto you and bring you to her bedroom. As you make love, all of her repressed emotions will bubble to the surface. After you both climax, Satori looks you in the eyes and smiles softly. You notice the tears streaming down her face. Interlocking her fingers with yours, she pulls you close for a deep, passionate kiss. You fall asleep in each other's arms. By the next morning, Satorin will have grown completely and utterly attached. She will beg you not to leave; to live with her at Chireiden. This once reserved girl now lays all her cards on the table, and confesses her love... and her emotional dependence on you. Together, you will live happily. The pets may initially be distrustful, but they will come around, especially after seeing how happy you make Satori. Even after long and stressful days where a pet wreaks havoc or a vengeful spirit goes postal, you and Satorin will cuddle and watch cheesy detective movies. Soon, you publicly announce your relationship to the rest of Gensokyo, and not long after, you hand out the wedding invitations.
My cock is much bigger than yours(My cock can walk right through the door)With a feeling so pure(It's got you screaming back for)
>>50367421Everyone post more smug satori
>>50367502Ok nigga
>>50367645I AGREE!
>>50363314Better question, what tobacco would she like?She always striked me as a smoker, she'd probably like drum or golden virginia
>>50367728I love the thought of a smoker Satorin partly because I am a pipe smoke myself, so I reckon we'd have a lot of fun smoking all sorts of different blends and commenting on themThat said, she'd probably like Mac Baren's Vanilla Cream
>>50350712Her affinity for long sleeves is great. Very cute. Satori is very cute.
>>50367240I'm worried about what she'd find in my mind about her...>>50367259>>50367272>>50367333>>50367350>>50367487You guys seem pretty swell, though.
>>50367920>Mac Baren's Vanilla Creaminteresting choice, cant really decide if she'd like something like this or something a lot stronger for the taste and nicotine hit. she'd also probably be a coffee snob too.
>>50367487Yeah I love this, this is how I imagine how being with Satorin would go too. I just love the idea of her finding someone to take comfort in and that, despite all her mind-reading powers, she also has no idea how to deal with the fact that she too is the one person (You) find comfort in, and thus it is an unknown but exciting challenge to take on together.
>H... Hello.>(No! I can't! This is impossible!)>(Just cause I can read minds doesn't mean I can predict how someone will think about my actions to make them like me!)>(In fact, when I slip up, I know about it immediately and take massive damage!)>(Who is it!? Who's the idiot who thought that I could do some sexy moves to charm him just cause I can read minds!?)>(Wait, it was me!)>Umm, nice weather... isn't it?>(Ah, I panicked and made what's probably the WORST choice for progressing the conversation!)>(...Yup, he's conflicted about how to respond!)>(No more! Someone, save me!)
>>50368235Cute flustered satori chan
I can't take Satori seriously anymore after her interaction with Seiga. Satori is a jobbing DORK.
>>50368783Satori seems like the type that would be weak to Seiga.A lot of people seem like the type that would be weak to Seiga.
i want satori to kill me
>>50350732I know it's been 4 days but where did you get that picture from anon
>>50370614Not him but https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/2337534
>>50370630Thanks, I tried reverse searching but I didn't find that link.
>>50368834Satori just had let her guard down... Like always... Like a JOBBER...Since Patchouli outbrained Satori without doing yuri molestation, and Patchouli got into a mind games stalemate against Eirin before (mostly because of Eirin's death threats), either of those two should fare good against Seiga.
BRUTAL scene of Satori utterly JOBBING beyond ANY recovery, YET AGAIN. Better take your SEDATIVES and HEART MEDICINE before opening this...
>>50370588Wouldn't getting killed by Koishi be more fun?
...Are you wearing it...?
>>50371802As her alpha werewolf, I am exempt.
>>50371802>>50371807Glad to see a wholesome interaction between two of the biggest weenies to ever haunt these threads
Is Satori fit?
>>50350712
>>50372937Probably not she stays indoors all the time
>>50372937Latest CDS chapter indicates she's Patchouli-tier
sushi satori
>>50367645okay
>>50373896>>50375496Excellent. So tiny, so weak!
>>50367645
>>50376314Satorin can read your mind, but she can't stop you from overpowering her!
>>50376662Satori can easily twist and manipulate people with her mind reading and smug attitude, but if you break through that, she can't do anything!
I'm missing youI'm missing youYou're not aroundAnd i am a complete disasterI'm missing you
Satoripocalypse, she has had enough, you people are responsible for this
*meep meep*"Hi Anon, I'm over here in the passenger seat. Check out my boyfriend . He's so handsome, tall and cool. We're going on a date, bye"
>>50350712>finally, my own thread~!>... but now no one here will be virgins...!
>>50390072We deserved it
>>50390072My wife will murder her, however.
>>50390268Has Satori ever won a fight? Im not sure why she even tries
>>50390722She won her way to Lunaria
>>50390722I don't think Satori would still be alive today if she'd never won a fight.
>>50390722She never tries because she never fights.But if she were to fight, she would 100% lose to anyone.
This smug loser cant get anyone except animals to like her despite being able to read minds and mildly hypnotise people. How does she fail this badly?
>>50392580She is fragile
>>50392605>pumping cranberry juice, orange juice, lemon juice and mountain dew directly into her veins>fragileIts a mystery why
>>50390722well she's won multiple fights against reimu in SA when i was playing as her if that counts
>>50392724I think that would count as a win against you specifically anon. The average /jp/non probably stands no chance
Girl goes up!
>>50400109Adorable background tenko-chan about to be taken to the basement to pay off her bill because she doesn't know what money is!
My beloved rapeslave Satorin~
>>50400225Satorin could have prevented this...
Soft, delicate touching
Why can't I date Satorin bros?
>>50410310Soft paizuri
>>50412784
>>50350712What is Satori's canon height range?
>>50419838>This shit.>Is so ass.
>>50421055Now I need someone to make the oshi no ko meme with satori
>Page 10
>>50425791How can I be so hot?
>>50419851She is very short. Like, Marisa's height, maybe a little bit taller.
>>50425791I don't believe in big breasts Satori.
>>50425771Says who?
>>50427497>You will never wake up next to Satorin in cat pajamas.Why live?
>>50429470
>>50392580she's just like me fr
>>50426959What do you mean? Satori has always had large breasts. She's never been flat.
>>50436624Nonsense.
>>50436632Satori has large breasts; therefore Satori had always had large breasts. It's common sense in Oceania.
>>50441108I support the "Satori has large breasts" movement
>>50436624>>50441108>>50441135Satorin is flat! Flatorin!!
>>50442089You must convince me flat Satori is better than big boobs Satori
Scarytori
>>50443789Satoriatama
>>50443789Ear-eyeJust silly
Satorin wearing a swimsuit?! In the middle of winter?!?! AWOOOOGA!
>>50449545She should be wearing swim shorts, flatty
>>50450326Satori trips, falls, and ends up intricately tied up in her own veins. With a crotch "rope."You'd be amazed at how often this happens.
>>50450421I think it's the result of anons fantasizing about such things so often that Satori ends up doing them herself unconsciously.
Why is Satori's hair so messy to the point it passively generates static electricity?
>>50451974Incessant ruffling and playing with is why.
>>50454352Which is entirely her fault for having unreasonably fluffy hair, no one can resist
>>50455649Made for headpats!
>>50455696Satori after eons of headpats. Nobody lets her cut her hair so they can have more of it to pat. It lets up to 10 anons pat her hair at once, its very efficient!
>>50457571Long haired Satori was not something I knew I needed.
>>50455649Short, fluffy, messy haired cute girls are my absolute weakness and big part of why I've always loved Satori-sama so much
Which depiction do you prefer, depressed Satori or smug Satori?
>>50462167smugpressed
How do you think Satorin would react to someone having romantic feelings for her? Would she welcome them? Be put off by them due to her inexperience dealing with such emotions?
>>50462744Annihilate them on the spot
>>50462762Why
>>50462167About 90% depressed and 10% smug. Also I've asked this exact question in the last thread w
>>50462576Good choice>>50463232Satorifags think alike
>>50462167Neither! I prefer Satorin helpless and vulnerable!
>>50462167Smug, simply because I don't want her to be sad
>>50450438The Eye: "I'm so done with her shit"
>>50468172Little retard t-rex hands. The perfect position for grabbing.
Kissing! Sniffing! Caressing! I want to VIOLATE Satorin-sama! Break every one of her boundaries and shower Satorin in LOVE! Overpower Satorin and DESTROY her innocence! Pump Satorin full of rape babies! Leave Satorin mentally scarred and psychologically damaged! LOVE LOVE LOVE Satorin!
Satori must have a super strong heart to be able to pump through so many huge vessels to keep her eye alive. That eye is really hungry
If you see satorin, think about the most gory, bloody, sick cartel execution video you saw on livelake (RIP) and watch her break down (funny)or get turned on (horrifying)
>>50469077You should think about how you're going to overpower the weak girl and push her down.
