How is Yukari single in this day and age? Wouldn't there be at least one human male who shows any interest in her? Reimu describes her as beautiful and even Rinnosuke describes her as a beauty. So what's up with her single, virginal status in canon?
>>50359513Bad baggage.
>>50359513Isn't she old?
>>50359513Because she kills and eats the very few men that she dates. Not that it matters, Merry has always been a raging lesbian and her only true love is Renko.
>>50359513Villagers instinctively know she's an ancient hag and all the outsiders she's interested in leave or get snatched by other youkai
>>50359513She's pure evil!
>>50359513Her smell is so bad that you can actually see the stink lines coming from her.This is why village men prefer nice village girls as their wife and mother of their children while seeking out fairies for fun, since they at least know how to bathe.
>>50359513Not many can handle the 'tism
>>50359513>Wouldn't there be at least one human male who shows any interest in her? How would that work exactly? Yukari isn't exactly known for being social. Hell, she's described as a friendless loser by Suika.
>>50359513>Rinnosuke describes her as a beauty.He also thinks she's very creepy. So there's your answer.
>>50366825She's not creepy, she's just... different.
>>50366825Gensokyo's very own Creeping Beauty...
>>50360630Suika is also a friendless loser though
>>50366897At least Suika has people who like to drink with herAbsolutely nobody likes hanging around Yukari
>>50359513There's somebody for everybody. But, at Yukari's age, that somebody has long since died, and she's just a rotting, incompletable half.
The most Evropean hu.
>>50359513>Reimu describes her as beautiful and even Rinnosuke describes her as a beauty.
>>50367208"Unlike Yuyuko's butterflies, which are the dreams of an eternal sleep, Yukari's feel like they're gatherin' around the scent of rotten flesh." -t. MarisaI was going to be all contrarian and say "Marisa says she's stinky", but she doesn't. She says it *feels* like they gather around a metaphorical stench of rotten flesh. While this doesn't rule out that she's smelly, she's at least somewhere below actual rotten, maggot-ridden flesh. And that's just how I like her.
I would like to wed a classy Victorian era lady.
i want to enter yukari's gap
>>50367325It's probably just Marisa saying Yukari comes across more eerie and disturbing than Yuyuko's elegance and softness which fits Yukari well as she's is meant to be somewhat scary on a certain level
>>50368328I would jump head first into one just to see what's in there and probably immediately regret it.
She's trying
>>50366917yuyuko?
Memes and jokes aside, as hard as this may be to remember Yukari is meant to be this enigmatic person that doesn't show herself very often, least of all to humans in the human village. The only man we know she's interacted with any meaningful number of times is Rinnosuke, and he's kind of a dork.
>>50366897>>50366917Ironically Suika is far more likely to stab you in the back and ditch your body in the woods than Yukari is. I would personally much rather drink with Yukari than Suika. If you show Yukari respect she's an amicable person (canonically talkative too, so she'll no doubt have many interesting stories to share), Suika is a known rat, she will push you under the bus if it suits her and then pretend she feels bad about it latter (by releasing you into Gensokyo to cause as much damage as possible).
>>50370674Damn, I didn't know Ran could connect to the internet.
>>50370674I don't like Suika very much. "honest oni" my ass
>>50370659She strikes me as the kind of person you might have one really good or really bad meeting with, and that's just how you see her forever because nobody else you know has met her. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a villager who saw her smile once and carried a torch for her for the rest of his life.
>>50370674this post was typed on a Ran/Fox system
Scary lady...
>>50359513She was super popular among guys when she was young... I wonder what happened?
>>50359513Why is she looking for a human male specifically? Why not an oni, youkai, god, celestial or anything else?
>>50367208>>50367325she is pretty but you can instinctively tell she is an ancient evil monsterShe doesn't have children because she prefers hunting them
>>50378790all the male youkai know that Gensokyo females are batshit insane and stayed well the fuck away
>>50378806>ancient evil monsterAnon she's just a cute aunty.
>>50379965anon she's 1700 years old at a minimumThis hag saw Rome fall
>>50379969>This hag saw Rome fallTWICE!
>>50379988>>50379969And did nothing about it...
>>50380400further proof that she is irredeemably evil
I think she's beautiful and charming.
>>50385105Stop stealing Sumireko's phone, Rinnosuke.
>>50385105nopan yukarivery lewd creature
>>50385412I don't think that Rinnosuke likes Yukari that much...
>>50370674>>50372397I'm tired of the Suika slander.
>>50388022I see no lies being posted here.
>>50388320>Suika is a known rat, she will push you under the bus if it suits her and then pretend she feels bad about itComplete hogwash.>"honest oni" my assShe's only dishonest compared to other oni.
>>50388336>Complete hogwash.Literally what happened in CDS.
>>50388340My point stands.
>>50388022Maybe she shouldn’t have been a jerk to her friend.
>>50389548It's amazing, I used to like Suika but CDS eroded that vague implied sense of honor that made her likable, without that she's just another scheming brat.
>>50385987He tried to kill her with a sledgehammer despite terrified of her and having no chances of succeeding. 'Not liking her much' really sells it way low market value.
>>50390367>He tried to kill an OG Gameboy with a mallet despite being terrified of it and having no chances of succeedingFixed. He still thinks she's creepy but she just intercepted the mallet because she likes Mole Mania I guess.
>>50390010Why would you let that tarnish her character for you?
>>50378772Rode the cock carousel when she was in college, and now in her twilight years she remains unmarried, childless, and unable to find a "good man". Tale as old as time.
>>50391247...because it's canon? It's not even terribly out of character, it just recontextualizes the character in a way that makes her flaws blindingly obvious.
>>50391381>because it's canonWho cares?
>>50383300I can fix her
>>50391291But Yukari is still a virgin, all she's ever had is gay experimenting with Renko.
>>50391381>it's canon
