Guide: https://learnjapanese.moe/guide/Previous thread: >>50377899
gary was here bunko is a loser
big agree with my man gary
>>50383852Nah, I'm a winner.
useless thread
>>50383789listened to a few ano songs just now and it really fucking blows. its like when they get a va to also do the OP of an anime and she does that pipsqueak moe voice. just godawfulWHAT. Bro i love that voice is what made me fall for her. I love cutsey stuff. Her voice is super feminine and high pitched I love it https://youtu.be/s7FgdaGOw9s?si=GdjvdvQTvtHVQMW_
007 makes a good point
>WHAT. Bro i love that voice is what made me fall for her. I love cutsey stuff. Her voice is super feminine and high pitched I love it
motion to label the last thread "defenestration of jamal"
motion to label the last thread "defecation of jamal"
Man, I won that last one easy.
new developments just transpired where u in fact did not win that last one easy or at all
I'm much better than you at Japanese, so I think it's fair to say that I've won this one with little trouble.
>>50384272so r u still dodging the discord call or
not so fast i ride with grok now my japanese is unparalleled
>>50384277Do you have dementia or something?
lets get a discord party line going and talk some real shit ftw
Using AI or Discord is seriously NGMI, and it says a lot about your Japanese if you use either lol
i did my anki
Is there a tea general on 4chan?
I did my winning.
*pisses in a cup* here u go tea guy drink this shit
u didnt win anything until i see fatnigga69 joined discord chat and starts speaking in japanese so perfect it shocks the old ladies in the supermarket
>>50384302weve moved past needing to have your own japaneseits all in the cloud (claude) now baby
*pisses in Toromi's face while winning* whoops lol
twihhtv/fatnigga69 doing hotpocket + yoohoo speedruns
>>50384307over on see kay
>>50384325Using Discord is an auto-loss for you, my friend. Meanwhile I read Meiji-era literature for fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NczLNctogZk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF5Oe8o1SKc
>>50384344thanks
>>50384348so what other chat client that enables voice communication would u like to use instead
>>50384370Which ones are there?
>>50384376u tell me dude cuz u will come up with some shit excuse if i suggest any of them myself
regular old snail mailjust take turns taking a dump in a first class envelope and mailing it back and forth
>>50384377Sounds like you're making excuses already lol
>>50384383so hereby you are now declared thread loser + indian + gay + L now return to normal posting cuz ur full of shit and when ur not u poo it all out over the streets
why do you faggots keep reporting my dope ass posts https://warosu.org/jp/thread/50377899#p50380838nihongo fucking sucks btw
>>50384397Nah, I'm the rightful (white and happily married) winner of this thread, Toromi.I can post a picture of myself if you'd like.
>>50384402it was the thirdworlders they comprise 90% of this threadthe only non thirdworlders are postng right now though
https://x.com/dailyshincho/status/1993510540992561467電影少女 bros who would do this to him?
Can't believe the racism I'm hearing from you, Toromi. Thank god you haven't figured out how to win these threads.
410 pic related is me sorry man u keep reading ur meijeet literature avoiding dcord vc while me and the boys will lol to sakuraba gay jokes and chill
Oh man, does my Japanese ability really make you this mad? That's kind of sad. Just accept that other people are better than you and move on.
>Oh man, does my Japanese ability really make you this mad? That's kind of sad. Just accept that other people are better than you and move on.
Loving trans women isn’t gayLoving trans women isn’t gay
>no argumentGuess I win again, lol
>>50384449its not but what brought this on unprompted.. anything u wanna tell us?
wtf jamal isn't transphobic
God, I love winning.
>>50384397>>50356275
悪いが、その主張じゃ通らないよ
>>50384459well he does wish he was drinking cum like a hentai bitch
>>50384464seether?
if the balls touch thats kinda gay tho
And with that, I think I just won the whole thread.
he who knobs second lost first -confoocious
it depicts you throating the knob?
Sorry, lil Romi, but I think I'm gonna have to snatch this victory from you.
>>50384480if u never watched a freaky hentai and thought about being the bukkake buddy i mean ur just lying to us and urself
Bizarre thread
Yup, won this one quite nicely.
>Toromi reads English VNsHow fitting lol
gex enter the gecko
probably true
as for me it's gex 3
Obviously true. You suck so much at Japanese you have to watch with English subs lol
nobody sucks at japanese anymore thanks to browncode
Nope, it still has a ton of errors in it. People who don't know the grammar fail endlessly. You've gotten BTFO'd many times by my frankly impressive knowledge of Japanese syntax.
>Nope, it still has a ton of errors in it.are you talking about all the times you copy pasted chatgpt output? lol
Feel free to point to the posts that you think I did that in. I'd like to laugh at you.
i make up new phrases like browncode and BOOM new idea has spreadfeels good being powerful
too bad you're going to sit in you mud hut and seethe for me instead
The only things you've made up are your wins lol
powerfully retardedguano power
boOMjust shit my pants
it takes made up wins to beat made up wins so actually my made up wins became real onesever heard of fake it till u make it? look up a guy named matt vs japan (now known as matt archer cuz japan won)
I honestly think my Japanese is better than Matt's at this point. No one has been able to top me anymore, and I just keep getting better.
>>50384572BOmm fecking beeyysssed
Yup, that's another win for me.
the sharters are multiplying
we are building a djt poop pyramid
And the winners keep decreasing with every victory I gain.
enshartification
Oh yeah, I win, baby.
oh yeah im gay baby *flops dick out through boxer shorts front hole*
Thanks for playing :3 Better luck next thread!
God, I love this place. I think I'm gonna be here forever to collect my wins.
japans got their own poop problem to deal with but america the land of the free and home of the brave is finally gettings its act together
No one even puts up a fight anymore. I just win automatically lmao
>>50384621make a bet commit to a prediction
Racism is a horrible thing that affects non-whites. I hope you get help for that, lil Romi
yh theres no reason to not filter doubleloser anymore now that unk is gone
>>50384645over 5% of japan will be foreigners by the time the 2027 numbers come out i bet 1 million costco hotdogs
I'm unfilterable MWAHAHAHAHA
ദ്ദിᗜ⩊ᗜ
>>503846535% "poop" looking people? okay you're locked in
5% of the wins on here belong to me. The other 95% also belong to me.
>>50384666im locked in for what my post says and nothing else
poopmal...
I'm locked in for this win B)
>>50384672ok then let's go back to what you actually said and what i quoted>>50384621what does it say?
ngl i laughed at 680
I think it says something along the lines of "Bunko (me) wins."
682 ur ability to read is not my issue i have nothing else to say on the matter
>>50384695but your inability is
I can't believe I've ascended to the rank of thread owner by making a couple posts. How can it be this easy?
gamesir
Game, set, and match.
coward is so confident in what he posts he has to *immediately* backtrack when confronted lol
i didnt backtrack anything i literally said the thing i wanted to say and u want it to be something else really badly and its not going to be
No one's backtracking, Toromi. I'm maintaining that I am the best Japanese speaker in this thread. You're free to prove me wrong, otherwise sit down and shut up.
if the thread winner says it then it must be true sorry shart turdworld nigga you lose
>i literally saidyou can post but you can't read
and you cant win cuz thats reserved for winners like me and ദ്ദിᗜ⩊ᗜ
backed up emulator saves from the appdata directory. windows 10 here i come
>>50384723but enough about yourself
As someone married to a beautiful Japanese woman it is my duty to BTFO racists.
>>50384730u are comin home>>50384736oof u just posted cringe u lost nigga
>>50384729Sorry, I was talking about you, Toromi. You must be a little slow.>>50384742Oof, you don't even know your own name lmfao
, signed
>>50384746u lost for not reading the name field on my posts
Vocative comma, my friend. Gotta learn your grammar.
>>50384753Don't get mad at me. You wanted to be called that so I call you that. You also wanted to be Bongta, but we all know how that turned out lol
>Vocative comma, my friend.
Aaaaand another win for poppa.
voca tive comma how about u voca roo
poppa boner
I'd be happy to, but you know the rules.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efZI48qLGNw>>50383832i played this game!
Yikes, not clicking, sorry lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITaBSFiHvWs
so >>50384621 is locked in for 2027 which is what his posts say
Pretty sure that post says I win the DJT.
is jamal ok?
Like I said, I'm unfilterable.
Amazing how much I keep winning this thread without a single person able to stop me. Get comfy, Toromi. It's gonna be awhile before this slows down *kicks up feet*
bALLs in your jawcan i CAAAAN Ican iCAAAAAAN I
>>50384807ok but do you acknowledge trinitarianism is a joke
found these mystic words on an ancient chinese machineits function remains hidden from me as of yet「預入」 「引き出し」 「残高照会」
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1I6YPGSSHUit took me two years to realize bmth is the band behind the chad theme
>>50384816Trinitarianism is a pretty good IQ test. It's like the object permanence test you give to children and the retarded. If you can't understand it then you are the theological equivalent of 80 IQ.But it makes sense since you were also the guy who said Jesus never said He was God KEK
regret to inform everyone that bunko is in fact correct about trinitarianism, marking the historic first (hajimete) occasion of him being correct
>>50384828one of few good things produced by the united kingdomhttps://youtu.be/E8Ql-LAZ4DU?si=nIm4ABKcMAwJrInN&t=251
I'm correct in every thread on every matter and that's not an exaggeration. The amount of wins I've collected in this thread alone is almost nauseating.
islam started as a christian anti-trinitarian movement, then morphed into something else after their initial conquests. it's the one thing about islam that isn't retarded.
かぜっぽいネギかってきてくれたらかぷめんあげる
>>50384868Christian? If you deny Christ is not the Son of God and did not die for the sins of man then your movement is anti-Christian. Also, if you war with Christians for hundreds of years then it's for sure anti-Christian.
>>50384858holy sausage party, batmancan barely tell the boys from the girls neither
>can barely tell the boys from the girls neitherintentional design
>>50384880christians are better than muslims by a lot. it just sucks that christians fumbled so hard by violating two laws of logic
Man, I win these religious arguments effortlessly.
>If you deny Christ is not the Son of Goddouble negative too difficult for dis lil nibbano wonder your japanese sucks
@threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4MiC67seUY
>>50384890They've violated none, sorry, lil Romi lol
>>50384892A simple native-level mistake, and my Japanese is frankly perfect.
didn't win that did yaanyway back 2 blockin dis biatch
stop talking like that it's extremely cringe and fatherless
>enter lecturewhat did they mean by this?
I won it quite easily if I do say so myself. And sorry to say but I'm unblockable LMAO
I don't think one person has been able to block/filter me yet. Not sure if it's this particular trip or what but it's amazing regardless.Guess I can't not win lol
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fwj49ql4nmr4g1.jpegdo you know what it's called in japanese?
Not clicking a Reddit link, sorry. Consider going back, lol
Woah, they made an anime about you, fakeshit.
>>50384773>silvie the queenthis bitch a fkn lolcow venus angelic for zoomers
she is the hottest lowcow tho
>>50385180she cant speak japanese despite living there for 10 years
>venus angelicnever heard of her and im glad
Farted twice both lasted around 5 to 7 seconds
we need a board for youtube drama i wanna talk shit about jvloggers
youtube drama is the gayest shit of all time gayer than 2 sets of testicles touching
still dno whats so gay about balls touching
my 2 balls are touching right nowdoes that mean i'm finally gay
png.png
look 4chan ingrained in me that if the balls dont touch its not gay and so this has become the truth of the worldits like dont touch the cracks of the floor when u walk around in various establishments but instead dont let the balls touch
元気
now lets see your moms photo
lets your moms photo rakesh fuckin dirt floor nigga at least my parents are white
eastbound and not bunko linked up need it or keep it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sokzbgB-2dM
your mother is a chink your father is a polak and you're the color of guano
and here come the racist hapa conspiracy theories
FART-SCHOOL
how is it a conspiracy
nigga really thinks my mom was chinese>>50385328reasonable but too disrespectful
like have you ever seen a 100% white with that lisp chink accent and buckteeth
im probably not 100% white but im not gonna let the few poop drips on my dna cancel out the other 90%
When a word says "usually written in kana only" would a japanese person still recognize the word in kanji or do they literally need the kana to recognize it?
contaminated with all the white races man guy made another whoopsie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNWya52F4q0nooooooooo
>>50385353depends and sometimes but more often than you would think most likely
>>50385361what authority do you have to answer that question? you can't even read 方 in context lol
>>50385356i enjoy white privilege thats all that matters ur skin is the color of ur dirt floor and thats why u seethe at me 24/7
>>50385370i can now cuz u spent 5 years of ur literal life saying that to me hundreds of timesu were actually helping me the entire time, i win
>>50385371we already compared skins lil muttskin slavoid you're going back in the oven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E6mLxYwmHodo not learn japanese
what the fuck is an ariana grande
>>50385384your new neighbor better get used to it
that wasnt the own u thought it was u actually made me sound affluent and rich because my neighbor is a well known pop star
anyway time to hit up the baffroom and drop a grande in the toiler
angloids need to ban the mutts from this thread
one thing i can get behind get these disgusting fucks out
>>50385348https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Slz4X2e-7ds
there used to be a one drop rule for a reason
>>50385311You must have missed the post where I tore into him which mind broke Not Bunko into this his persona of fake overconfidence. I caused the melty. Now i just dont acknowledge him since he is just full troll now
>>50384773
Why are you learning Japanese?
>>50385486shes peeing ew
>>50385475bitch got 3 hands lmao
>>50385484people trying everything to find small details that might be wrong are fucked up in the brain
crazy to think theres an all female version of djt out there somewhere
>>50385532no unko no life
i would consider myself a winner if silvie was there to greet me at home in her bunny suit ngl
holy moly my post 453 scared jamal away
hes crying in the toilet like matt rn
i went to the store
to take a shit? 100btc owner right there
>>50385612in 1969. not 1970 but a year soo-ner
no to buy more chicken nuggies and i dont have 100 bitcoins
how the fuck does one spend 100 btcs on hookers?
he spent it all on a texthooker only to read watasi no kata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFNw6pqIvbc
>>50385639that is remarkably easy, barely an inconvenience
how long have u been learning japanese and how much of this do u understand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fI5gkAd6to
>>50385713>>50385679
idgi i didnt buy hookers i didnt have enough bitcoins for that
lmao why are they trying to copy norwegian music videos
give a nigga a norwedgie
>>50383832Sailor Mommies
norwegians are the ultimate nords lil polak better remember that
bet u theres a nonzero amount of niggas that saw the op image in the catalog clicked the thread and started jacking off>>50385743nigga u talk all this shit but i would 100% rub my asshole in ur mouth irl and spray fart
*steps over broken floorboards to get to desk* how do you do
*walks on dirt to get to desk* *starts pounding the keyboard ravenously to seethe at white ppl online*
huh? which white person has anyone here seethed at
queef
>huh? which white person has anyone here seethed at
>>50385732haha
its ok lil ghetto mutt not everyone can be white and pink
he says to himself as a form of positive self talk
im white
guano covered hands typed that
pink posse runs this place
well with the other trip nigga gone looks like i won
yes with queef gone you've won the mutt competition
everybody whos not a tripfaggot wins
>>50385811>>50384896
>>50385677cover souunds weird kinda this 1 betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP1wSIra2JI
why post a song two times?
yh lets post about eastfartnigga nora fantasy 69 and winning threads instead
sounds like a dub to me
>>50385868yah he got his inner kurt cobain on in that 1 but i like the ajikan 1 too
was posting on another board (definitely not /d/ haha) forgot 2 put the trip back on
like that big google study already proved liking futa is normal for hetero men so you can just admit it next time all gucci
eating spicy potato chips
so heres what i dont getif cum is stored in the balls how do futas do it
cuz youre fuckin retarded and dont know what balls actually are
right but ovaries dont produce cum so how do futas do it
mouri futanari
https://mistral.ai/news/mistral-3
事が起きる
>so heres what i dont get
abysmal post
>>50385968>>50385979>>50385981loled at each of these
https://www.antimoon.com/how/howtolearn.htmnew OP guide
antitroon
verb-only deck is still growing - over 3060 cards strong now
5060 ti cards for me
its time to grow up and drop onki
buhi buhi is a code word to make me diamonds
>buhihi: how a pig would laugh if it could
kys unko
crazy how in most things pigs are evil
the average djter probably knows less than 100 verbs
sou narani you ni mainichi ichinichijuu gambarou!
sure i guess
gambarou gambs
人 - people人 - other people人 - personality
>>50386273btw yes that is real japanese (unfortunately!)
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1995836200620290048/vid/avc1/720x538/Pv7y27NeRm-h__jb.mp4
>>50386273kotp人の一寸我が一尺btw yes that is real japanese
k of the p?
kumotsu of the pyre
>>50386265he won he memorized the dictionary
I now have a Japanese tutor and a Russian tutor, thinking of hiring a Polish tutor too (all in person tutoring)
Which one is the hottest?
>>50386345stop larping
js mom
>>50386346the Russian girl actually
>>50386380jamal lost
>>50386393the Japanese girl is very pretty too in a unique way, but not model material really, she is pleasant to talk to and her beauty shines through in her personality and enthusiastic expressive responses to me, I really enjoy meeting up with herthe Russian girl is a green eyed light brown haired beauty though, but in a natural way not fake or anything, she doesn't even need makeup to be stunning, also with a great personality and fun to talk to
@askers
>>50385881>nora fantasy 69As if
https://www.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/1pbtecw/one_of_my_dearest_friends_finally_took_the_plunge/yoooooo
why didnt he minfin
doesnt work for some people
>>50386506https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVSdadlLLrI
https://www.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/cbitzy/coping_with_no_interest_from_women/
yomitan keeps spazzing out, the popup keeps scrolling to the top, anyone know a fix plox?
>>50386543:( agi needs to fix these biological inequities asap
yomitan. never used it
same i only used yomichan
yomitan is for ugly baldies
>>50386733
wtf is 円の軌跡? why will the second one be two slow if they are at the same time?
>>50386756my mental image of jamal
>>50386777both are too slow, hence why he oginaus with a third
elden ring general having a meltdown over FROM's philisophical tweets.why are people in the West so opposed to the concept of "thinking deeply" which is praised in Japan?
i cant believe nukechan is fucking dead
>>50386843wheres japanese kant
hate ai slop
bro you picked a very long vinny
>>50386849literally who
>>50386799but it says 二の太刀 why would it mean both
fuckin baaased
>>50386733>>50386742cute
if it weren't for 60s retarded post we would have had 3 dubs in a row
>>50386756howard before ajatt
animecards saved howards life
in the last thread I had 383838
animesharts
was wondering where lil 'dicted j scurried off to so i ctrl f'd and lmaooooo
he lost
>>50386883if it's retarded can you ansew rit sempai
finally some peace
winner out on errands
>>50386777austim
how are your JLPT studies going, /jp/? it's coming..
im coming
>>50386973shant participate but I got this n5 shit on lock
>>50386973think you’re going to fail again because theres no yomitan at the jlpt
>she: you once told me x>me: i can't saying that>she: i didn't make that up. i'm not lying>me: i didn't say you did. i said i can't remember>she: you're lying that you can't remembering>me: wtfwomen be like
>you're lying that you can't remembering
>>me: i can't saying thatesls be like
you can at least be charitable and say he forgot the "remember" after can't for that line but how you gonna explain "you're lying that you can't remembering"
kind of crazy that i love so many things about japan but there have been very few japanese people who i actually like
not so crazy at all
>she: you are eating my sandwich yesterday>me: i didn't eating your sandwich>she: then where is it going>me: i don't. maybe you eat it>she: you are calling me fat?>me: wtfwomen be like
noone said female midwits dont exist
noone is wrong
wrong
scrolled to the bottom now im here didnt read anything btw
new improved script>she: you once told me blablabla>me: i don't remember saying that>she: i didn't make that up. i'm not lying>me: i didn't say you're lying. i said i can't remember saying that>she: you're lying. you do remember>me: wtf
>>50386841lmfao
>>50387119if the perception the woman has of you is such that she think acting like this is acceptable or will result in the outcome she wants you've already lost tbqh. learned this the hard way with my dumb piece of shit ex
>all my exes were crazy
no only 1 was
if your first ex and your second ex and your third ex and your fourth ex and your fifth ex are all crazy then it's time to address the common denominator(women)
that is a good point
just smack ma bitch up
>>50387137normally i wouldn't give a shit about it. but in this case it's something i wouldn't her to ever repeat in front of someone else - especially not since i honest to god don't remember saying. it concerns a former friend of mine whom i haven't seen in years
https://files.catbox.moe/e7lrxm.mp4ZAMN!
should i steam taking my second n4 mock exam on migii?i don't want to embarass myself though
>>50387218just post the result
>>50387218>i don't want to embarass myself thoughthe ship has sailed on that such a long time ago that you're practically docking in the next port already lmao
>>50387218think i give a shit? you wild for this
someone record
jamel cant write metaphors like that. bido is like shakespeare
saar do the sneedful and press the record pls
whats yalls issue
>>50386777>wtf is 円の軌跡? The mathematical locus of a circle. Didn't you take geometry in school? Author's referring to the trajectory or arc of a circle, and glossed it as 二の太刀 so that you understand it to be the second strike in this attack.>why will the second one be two slow if they are at the same time?How do you both (talking about you too, Fakeshit >>50386799 ) not know what どうしても means? He's not saying the second strike will be too slow, just that it inevitably comes out slower than the first despite all three being performed simultaneously.This is like N5-tier writing. I'm surprised you people even have trouble with this stuff anymore LMAO
[-]
he paid the bribe guys
>>50387243Get that as BTFO'd by my grammar knowledge.Can't believe I had to help Fakeshit yet again, lol
Wanna make a full WMAF PMV out of the song used in the Japanese portion of this, if no one knows the song title would anyone be able to discern the lyrics over the moaning? Searching the few I could make out didn't help me any.https://files.catbox.moe/e7lrxm.mp4
Yup, I win.
>mlenko and jamlen appear at the same timehuh
wow what a noble pursuit im sure to help you with that let me just open the lin- [-]
>>50387246wrong linkhttps://files.catbox.moe/f0t7hf.mp4
Ooooo he mad lmao
hentai mangas gotten so fucking bad these days with the hideous art styles
I win again, I guess. Sorry my Japanese is literally better than everyone else's.
hentai *sips* just aint what it used to be
*sips* hehe
......DJT............................................人は下を見て安心する生き物である
oh my animecards is that a qm reference
>>50387257nah, you haven't beaten me yet >:3
my japanese is powered by grok so i win
if queeran were here id ask him for a badass edo drama recommendation. wanna watch that pseud ninja shit
>>50387240why will it inevitably come out slower than the first if they are all simultaneous won't they all be the same speed then
>my japanese is powered by browncode
i watch some 水戸黄門 on tv every now and again but between the bad audio quality / mixing and jidaigeki speak i get filtered by a lot of the lines
if queeran were here hed suck the nearest dick and do a line of coke and get banned from animebytes(miss u big c u were cooler than every1 here fr)
>>50387276>edo drama;3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH42P1UZf6k
still call him see-ran in my head even though i know its wrong
>>50387317stay in ur containment thread vile hellspawn
>>50387311searin>>50387317gonna agree with 320 didnt click tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45W4ye8CDO4
DAYUMhttps://files.catbox.moe/k02u0b.mp4
i cant trust a djter when they say dayum and post a catbox link its probably some messed up shit
calling him seerin always triggered my autism
its either turbound spamming a bug monster or a holoshart
>>50387337(OwO)
lol
>>50387395bwahahahaha
>>50387395didn’t laugh or smile
>>50387411yeah it was more of an internal laugh out loud for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kz6hNDlEEg
parabore
i didnt like paramore back then but the old songs are ok nowthats waht u get when u let ur fart winnnn brraaappp pbraaaappppp
i know that one song she did with BoB and also the one where she's telling some other girl to get fucked cause she's the one getting piped by chad now thats about it
yah those were dogshit too
>>50387413cope
>>50387445wdym
i have no clue who paramore is
if youre not militantly opposing anything jeet related youre one of them
it's a shitty late 2000s early 2010s rock band with a moderately fuckable lead singer
>>50387451HARD AGREE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WldXS4hY8mM
we're getting an influx of jeets here too recently lots of nepali bus drivers for example as well as indian and pakistani delivery people. its utterly bizarre buying something at a kiosk never having seen a worker that isnt a slav there and having a jeet jumpscare when you go up to the window
>>50387457*nods sagely*
>>50387440the bob song was playing when my hot non-blood related cousin asked me where the soda was in the back yard over a decade ago and now that's the only thing i associate it with
nigga sees a can of soda and airplanes starts playing whilst thinking of his cousins tits and ass lmao
>>50387474no she didn't have great tits or ass she's just really pretty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRQczKo9Ks4
cant remember the last time i saw a girl and went gotdayum thats a fine ass bitch
>>50387451this is an obvious low iq take and a very shallow pov of the whole situation
as soon as something anti jeet is said seethley is there to counter it makes you think
>>50387487>1:23 until there's any lyricsexited tab
im a serb living in germany what do you expect me to say
*seethling waddles in whilst sucking a jeet dick* rurghgh ur just *slurp* waycist *burps up cum*
transcript of what your mom said last night to me
grok what is the meaning of this cryptic gif
https://youtu.be/Xq_nK6KwK_A?t=31
i think johan was feeling for his hindu forehead dot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9z9ybV3mA8
that's johan challenging griffith in a fight for best anime villain. johan badly loses btw
>>50387498wat
https://japantoday.com/category/crime/feature-japan's-low-crime-image-cracking-as-car-thefts-home-intrusions-rise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbzO2GRdV-c#t=1919
>>50387516indian immigrants are causing this indirectly by being upstanding citizens that are creating angst in loser natives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1pZIfretEs
lmfao the immediate jeet dicksuck preemptive cope u love to see iti mean yah japan is pretty cooked but i told u it was coming years ago
seethy remove your limiter for 5 minutes and erase these racists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbBjd6smzBQ
yea of course ram prices are being artificially increased
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qLmqVEWUS8
is japanese a language for losers
nah we winnin here
>>50387533there's 3 confirmed winners in this thread actually
>>50387529had a feeling it was shart samefagging and baiting
confirmed wiener here
nigga shart is everyone and no one
holy shit, hideo kojima is voicing a character in zootopia 2 japan
theres 3 confirmed sharts in my underwear
dno who that is
zootopia 2zootopia 2, japan
>>50387533this is the harvard of japanese learning and it's home to the biggest retard losers on earth
hideo kojima is the guy who made nier automata and dark souls
>>50387553genuinely laughed at loud at this
nier automata is that game i've never played with the good end credit song
unironically how to stop gaijins from ruining japan?
noras working on it
crazy how shart keeps baiting and baiting and baiting even when you ignore his garbage
tap into the japanese peoples xenophobia and innate isolationist tendencies and get their weak failed men to bulk up and work out and tell them they need to deck every gaijin they see especially jeets
and this retard keeps biting and biting and biting truly a hellish thread
>>50387572you're wrong much more frequently than you're right with the shart accusations unless you're turning it into a meme term to encompass instigators and race baiting
tried watching the nier anime twice and got bored both times
and this retard keeps biting and biting my ankles
tats hasnt been on djt in years
>>50387578how would you know?
>>50387585imagine explaining all the layers of this bait to an outsider. djt is amazing..
>>50387585https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk
>>50387586he/you used to call me that a lot but starting like half a year ago he/you accused others and now they get like 90% of the accusations. but i half suspected that was part of the bit
>>50387582>>50387585both of you should unironically be beheaded by somalis
>>50387585https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QXY8Wz341Y
>>50387593
japanese? :3
793 makes a god point
>>50387598please dont be indian it is bad
>>50387599this but 598
>>50387597your account should be based in the afterlife you spamming pest
>>50387603dont think u know what spam means, zoomers trying to use their grandparents internet slang is omegacringe lul
>>50387585that stopped being true a few days ago but people barely acknowledged him
yeah your caps lock shitposting last thread wasnt spam lol
>>50387592i'm correct when i say it. not my problem if others aren't
>>50387609yah u really dont know what it means lol ask ur dad
i don't think halo can be saved
>>50387611probably not. it's bido and seethe making the accusations and almost every single time it's inaccurate unless you're just identifying some other regular as shart now in which case at least you're consistent.>>50387569>>50387585these two posts aren't me for example.
>>50387411>>50387491>>50387520this is shart
500 sharts above me
>>50387625oh also i didn't post the monster gifs
dame bido just got owned
>>50387526this too he really needs to be ended he's been race baiting djt for god knows how many years
>>50387625wow well you say it's inaccurate guess thats case closed on the matter
>>50387628no im bunko and i only made the first post
btw i think im over the shart/unko shitposting since i cant beat them half to death irl just feels hollow and pointless
>>50387639yea you're spectacularly wrong but it can't be proven so
>>50387640poggers
>>50387643right well i'll just put that into the cool story bro drawer and move on in that case
>>50387640oh yea that's definitely an unko post and you must have been the one bitching about ai
just hit 170 pounds on my grip meter imagining i'm crushing shart's skull
うほっ(*´ω｀*)
idk if thats good or not but i hope its good and you are indeed able to do that
641 and 654 kinda contradict each other
*trip and accidentally shatter bido's kneecaps with a hammer*
are you going after my kneecaps cause thats the highest point you can reach
i don't think bido's as strong as me
whats ur deadlift
>>50387670dexterity beats strength every time
yeah i don't think he's beating me there either although his processing speed is admittedly good at 145
everyone thinks they are tough until the other guy shits his fucking pants with a straight face
maybe concerning urself with people higher up on the pecking order than me would be a better use of your time
i was just saying 54 (me) wasn't you (bido)
must assert dominance over other men online
oh ok idk why anyone would think thats me but fair enough
keyboard warriors ftw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVUWffUpmMk
i've roasted people so hard they closed the tab
ive roasted ppl so hard they spent the next several years chasing me with iq puzzle tests
i want you all to know that im high iq tall and handsome irl and everybody likes me
>>50387699that's what they said about destiny and now look where he's at
want to hit 300 pounds of grip strength so i can fracture bones
ive made posts talking shit seen that i made a typo in it after i already posted it and closed the tab cause i knew what the replies would be
>>50387703u should just be like me and not care and post more
guess your mother didn't have any shame for you to inherit
>>50387703most relatable post
goteem
>>50387711why would u feel shame when every1 here is inferior to u in both iq and skin color
>>50387715uh yeah? lol
also inferior in floor composition
>>50387703The person mocking you for a typo isn’t demonstrating superior intelligence or moral high ground—they’re broadcasting that they’re too immature to handle real disagreement, so they nitpick formatting like a middle-school hall monitor.
why do the peruvian dirt mountains look like ff7 sector 7 slums
jamel is such a low iq shitskin he got outdone by browncode
>>50387721thanks grok i understand that but the thread meta is that if you make a typo youve lost the argument so im working within those confines nahmean
i think telegony is a big reason people don’t have more kidsit feels like one of those things humans weren’t meant to find outthere are bigger factors of course but imagine your body subconsciously knowing that a non-virgin gfs could only ever give you 80% your own child and the other 20% would be from chad
>>50387723if u had to tally up how many hours of ur life have been devoted to me how many do u think it would be
wow its debunked bs shocker
telegony isn't real and the real reason people don't have more kids is that kids are a burden and people would rather post on 4chan or scroll instagram
not getting wifi until january fuck nuro光 man its been like 2 months already
>>50387731asking me cuz you cant count? lol
731 is a very good question also cause seethey makes 10000 usd an hour so he's left millions on the table if you think about it
>>50387738true i cant count that many mans
he only posts here between bossing orders to his indian coworkers
i've never worked with an indian but that's irrelevant cause personal experience is irrelevant when it comes to data and yes i'm literally a multimillionaire what about it
seethe vanquished *does aikido bow like steven seagal*
in awe of the stock and real estate portfolio of this lad
if i was a multimillionaire id be doing cooler things than posting on djt all day every day
testing 4chan pass on brave
thinking about refactoring my code
if i was a multi millionaire id fuck a different japanese hooker every day thats around 100k a year @ 300 bucks an hour
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KZvO874C1DY
>>50387750but you aren't you makes below minimum wage and have no savings lol what value does your post have
condom sex doesnt count youre literally fucking a plastic bag
ud be rich and fuck hookers? thats really weird u could also not risk getting a vd and form a nice relationship with someone too while still being rich.....
>>50387769what would you know lmao broke nigger
daily japanese thread
i wouldnt cause its psychologically gross i was just taking the piss but i bet they're all on prep and doxypep and get tested like twice a month so i wonder how much riskier it is than fucking someone you know bare
>>50387771im not broke u dingdong
>humans weren’t meant to find out>your body subconsciously knowingwhich is it retard?men are naturally repulsed by whores anyway, anything else is mental illness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5O4i7ssse8
yall need jesusat least that way u can have at least one loving relationship
>>50387767>you makeslol also i do make minimum wage not below it and i have plenty savings
ive been wanting a gf for a bit but next year is gonna be really busy so i doubt i'll get around to it, dating is a pain in the ass too
for the record i didn't make a single typed out text post between >>50387093 and >>50387572
being poor is a state of mind as 57 was keen to demonstrate
for the record don't care
>>50387797for the record kill yourself
stfu nigtard nobody cares about what you post and didnt and who you are even if you want to prove anything get a trip so you can join fake unko in the filter
>>50387793luckily llms exist to fill this need
>>50387793
and before u say but u cant fuck grok shhhh ill give u a tipsit on ur arm for about 10 mins until it goes numb and then dont look down while u jack off
>>50387801know your place nobody shitskin insect or get squashed
stop fighting can't you guys see you're on the same team
theres already more than enough porn out there i dont understand the need to have ai generate subpar slop for you
pokimane hasn't gotten naked irl so you need grok to make her that way
>same teamholy cringe
>>50387819sometimes not seeing something is better
>>50387807does kinda feel like this at this point ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy4apePYJYI
barely been a few of days since he came back and i already have unko fatigue
unko is pissed about the upcoming gpu price hikes
>>50387841ok im stopping again go back to talking about ai and all that got much more done and felt better not posting
Furthermore, Japanese people simply dislike criminals residing in Japan; it's just that when they investigated the origins of these criminals, they turned out to be Korean or Chinese.
>hmm wonder what all those people that want me to die a brutal death are up to better check on the threadjust unko things
>>50387847did you realize fake unko convinced nora that he is real unko
>>50387846oh that so? hey unko >>50387699 here's another thing for you to seethe about lol>>50325535
real rich niggas buy a 10k euro loro piana coat that you couldnt tell from something from primark at a glance meanwhile this guy out here bragging about his gpu lmao
bunko is slowly breaking the addiction im so proud
tell me about it he can't even run a decent model locally...
>>50387866maybe there's a reason i'm richer than you ever think of that
>>50387873not really ur financial state doesnt enter my mind unless you're making some boring braggart post
how do you respond to 73 without sounding mad?
already did *dabbity-doos*
dab on a rich nigga
>>50387875why would i post about designer clothing in that context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhfBivS3x-Awhat a banger
>>50387892you didnt
>>50387896started laughing uncontrollably at 0:20
>>50387896im neo fighting an endless amount of andersons ittand they all look like this
guano vs dung
>>50387902no you tapped out awhile ago and sacrificed unko in the process
>>50387282I don't know. That's just what it says. Chalk it up to magic, or the writer contradicting himself because he thought paradoxical, consecutive, simultaneous sword strikes sounded cool.
end of evangelion but daily japanese thread
If i get the reading but don’t remember the meaning of the word should i fail the card?
end of evangelion but its me standing up from the toilet after a napalm shit session when you've finally extruded the last granule of shitwater from ur ass and the burning fire has subsided slightly
>cardyou already failed
fail yourself and bow out
>>50387920Yes, obviously.>>50387924NGMI kek
Nice, あの made it into top ご despite me starting to listen to her late in the year.The power of immersion!
>>50387923you said you don't like spicy food so there shouldn't be any burning you might have cancer
nigga got ass cancer from seething in djt
cancer is fucked up yall dont get it frfr i sleep bye
>>50387937you got this bro lol
>>50387937good night best buddy we'll tag team these fools again tomorrow
>>50387933im pretty sure im just lactose intolerant so if i happen to string together a few dairy heavy meals my asshole turns into a 'rrhea volcano
miniguano
*does secret handshake with jamal*
>>50387942yeah between that and your type 4ish skin gotta say you're not white
im fine with my skin color
yeah it matches your asshole
actions speak louder than words
his lactose intolerance speaks the loudest from the bathroom
yh i was wondering why theres so many retards literally shitposting now it makes sense
i only get napalm shits like 3 times a year though and i have a moderate amount of cheese, heavy cream etc so maybe its more of a sensitivity than intolerance cba to get tested either way
bizzare that a guy from near the homeland of the people who introduced lactose tolerance genes into europe cannot digest lactose
your anatolian ancestors were lactose intolerant you brownoid
>>50387983hes still whiter than you shart
im a mutt though as you're well aware
turks are le white now...
>>50387988what is your mother's ancestry?
>>50387993white european dont feel like divulging more than that tbqh
>lolichad>finally get gf at 26>her pussy is comically tight my reward for fluency in japanese and beating every lolige
have only had sex twice in the past year :sad:
>>50388015yeah that doesn't say much but if she isn't from a subpopulation with a very low steppe admixture you might not know your biological father
statistically very likely in djt
marx is correct that it's technology that shapes culture and society and economies more than culture itself being causal
have a great relationship with both my dad and mom but im glad youre enjoying ur genealogical hypothesizing about me lol
ok but what about your biological dad
saw him 2 days ago when i went to my parents place for lunch
my girlfriend of 2 years is confirmed pregnant, I was present for both a pee test and an ultrasound, she is currently about to enter the second trimester. She was on the pill to regulate periods, albeit I had to constantly remind her to take it, and we also always use condoms. I am well aware regardless of this, there is still a very small chance to conceive.Naturally, as much as I do trust and love her, I am still skeptical. As the rough conceive date happens to line up after a heated argument in which she stayed at her parents house for a week afterwards, though we were intimate the previous night.On top of this she is refusing to get a paternity test and constantly turns it into an argument about me not "trusting her". Perhaps I am insecure but with all the information I have, I think it's natural to be skeptical and curious about whether I am the father or not. I see it more as a confirmation as I will pretty much have to commit to marriage at this point, which I am more than happy to do assuming the child is legitimate.I am not versed well in Japanese law regarding this topic. What are my rights? Do I just have to wait until the kid is born and go from there? Or am I legally within my rights to demand a pre-birth paternity test?
>>50388047lol>>50388054lmao
didnt read but that didnt happen and i dont care [-]
>>50388054>let me ask westoid redditors about japanese paternity law instead of just paying a lawyer for a 1 hour consultationi am genuinely a god amongst men with my humble 129 with how fuckin stupid everyone else is
1 in 38 is 1 in quite a few people
what if the lawyer laughs and hangs up on you
in the year 2025 you can pay zero dollars to a deep research chatbot to have the question answered with 95% accuracy albeit
year of the lord... ditching rubber
oh so deep research isn't paywalled
>>50388070call another but doubt it would happen they make good money from those consultations >>50388071id do that first but would still talk to a lawyer for peace of mind cause its japanese law dont know anything about thatanyways he never updated on the results of the test after this
also why tf are you reading 7 year old threads on japanlife lol
there's a jap one that gives 2 free deep researches a day and a korean one that gives you 3 a month. The Korean is 4 times more accurate than the jap though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du6-JvmGJpI
>>50388086neat didnt know that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w1lsY6SZm4will this ai slop song leave my fucking head already fucks sake
yh perplexity set the industry standard by offering 3 free a day. They prob lose money on it but they're worth billions of dollars so
warning dont click on 99 itll infect your rec algo
regular perplexity search is so fucking bad i havent even bothered trying deep search
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAYPC5OMTXkwtf is a miss maga jin
not clicking so i guess ill never know
the incessant fake audience laugh track makes so much of japanese tv unwatchable
won't even show me your dick cuz your a pussy
>>50388172>the incessant fake audience laugh track makes so much of japanese tv unwatchableshitty fake laugh tracks make me nostalgic for a time when TV didn't suck ass
samn can't believe that counts as a loleeta in the year 2025
I feel humbled knowing that I alone possess the greatest raw Japanese skill in this thread to the point where I can answer questions on a VN that I haven't even read and nobody can challenge me.It's just amazing that while everybody was wasting their time here, I was getting so good that I've legitimately surpassed George Trombley and MattvsJapan.
>>50387944lmfao
Okay, guess I win.
catching shinies with moe
catching buckshot with your face
checked the /trek/ general a bit recently and they also seethe a lot about a tranny pedo spammer interesting
Checked the /win/ general and it seems I'm the only one getting any.
Hey, remember when you insisted you and Bongta were different people but then you literally posted his exact same hoodie proving it was you the whole time. Oh man, now THAT was funny.
Put a sock in it, Mlenunko
How about you make me, Bongtaromi
>>50388213jamal low diffs
>>50388329Is that one of your personas?
Aaaaaaand BUSTED HAHAHAHAHA I WIN AGAIN
This is not the unko I used to know...
https://www.instagram.com/saxon/imagine how easy life is for people like this
>>50387986WTF
>>50388411lmao so much for muh php upgrade i guess
>>50388411wtf 4chan/jp x makudonarus collab?
hope the website gets mega pwned again and goes away forever
youre stuck here forever
idk was pretty easy to not really engage with the thread at all for the most part for the last month or so
You're a big fat baby,Toromi googoogaga lmao
tf
Going to bed immersing in my favorite thing ever. Just going to sleep to a Japanese girl yapping, pure heaven.おやすみ。
Yup, I win this one.
>>50388559“IM the KING!” - Bunkoffery
>>50388568Don't be mad, Lil Romi.
>>50388570Who?
>>50388580Pretending to be dumb?
the zesty ahh nibbas who always say that japanese is a very phonetic language never mention that japs constantly slur their speech and blend words together while talking
how can you possibly care about that
にほんのジョーク>中国製だ新品がすぐ壊れたときの皮肉に使う
thats not a joke
wakey wakeyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE9DFXW_NeMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE9DFXW_NeMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE9DFXW_NeM
>>50388620Isn't that more of a facet of the speakers and not the language itself?
bunko always with the lowest iq takes that no one asked for
lmfao https://youtu.be/06QLH-W1lc0?t=3954
>>50388654大陸でも壊れないものも作れることもあるとおもうし日本でも壊れるものができちゃうことはあるよトヨタが特別に壊れない車つくるっていうイメージが大きいんだと思うよ
The real joke is thinking I'm going to read your Japanese, lol
>>50388693We know, you cant read Japanese
日本から見てもトヨタの車の壊れなさは異常だからねあれなんで壊れないんだろう
dont talk to me if u dont speak 東北方言
nobody wants to talk to you rest assured
u just did noob
>>50388703Can't and won't are two separate things, lil bro.
今日の授業https://seesaawiki.jp/hololivetv/d/%A4%B5%A4%AF%A4%E9%A4%DF%A4%B3%A1%DA%B8%EC%CF%BF%A1%DB
今日の曲https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmzwWIaLP8M
今日の同人誌https://nhentai.net/g/565346/
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