I guess profit matters now more than integrity.
>>50384770this is a problem why exactly
It's been over since L*st Word's existence.
Remember when Zun went nuclear because a few top seiyuus voiced a fan animation
I'm pretty sure they don't ask about this stuff Unless you think Arby's was going around doing copyright discussions for every random ketchup art or whatever they were doing on their twitter
it's over 2hubros!!! cirno's is in FUCKING mcDONALDS now oh my god its over
>japanese people have fun>west: its so over???
that's just a silhouette, it could be anyone.
>>50384770Shouldn't it be Flandre?
>>50384783No your right it's good when a famously independent & creator driven series falls to gross commercialization. You will buy your fried gaijin slop just because they put le baka girl on it.
That pose...
>>50384870touhou is basically public domain, stop overreacting about this and get over it. >You will buy your fried gaijin slop just because they put le baka girl on it.yes i will. problem?
Don't open it.
>>50384900>touhou is basically public domainYou must be living under a rock if you missed the whole controversy earlier this year when Ruw (Zun's lawyer) went around DMCA flagging youtube, soundcloud and spotify videos that used touhou music. It's NOT public domain.
>>50384900>yes i willYou won't because you don't live in Japan, retard.
>>50384900explain to me why moriya shrine was forced to take down touhou pc-98 downloads if it's public domain
>>50384770>not FlandreCome on, they had ONE job.
>>50384861>>50384964cirno is much more marketable to nip normalfags who only know her through the math class video
>>50384900dumbest retard award
>>50384940doesn't count, that ruw chinker guy is just a pissy xitter schizoid. nothing will actually happen to touhou, you just want a reason to complain.>>50384948neither do you, so why are you complaining about the fried gaijin slop then westcuck?? oh no, my secondaries, this will bring in new people to my touhou, the cirno fake fans wave? oh my god! yeah that's the real reason, you don't actually care about touhou you just don't want newfags coming in>>50384963because they need to keep face about caring about "muh piracy", that is all. you can easily find pc-98 anywhere else. didn't they get reuploaded anyway? they seem to be fine on moriya rn. stop feeding me this nothingburgers, i want to eat some real mcdelightfulness. it always was public domain, zun has that cuck lawyer because he himself doesn't give a shit about doing legal work. it probably wasn't even zun who took down the shitee98>>50385000yourself
>>50385002>so why are you complainingI never complained, just pointing out your retardation. Calm down ESL.
>>50384770A burger king commercial?
Damn this is fire as fuck, McDonald's Japan being based as usual. Gonna treat myself to Chiruno borger when this shit drops
>>50384770>damn this is fire as fuck, giant megacorp being hecking based as usual. gonna treat myself to a heart attack when this literal shit drops out of zun's asshole
who are you quoting?
>>50384837Shouldn't really be a surprise that most people on this site do everything they can to make themselves miserable.>>50384870How's this any different than the tens of thousands of various touhou merch/media out there?
why are half the posters here shilling for the us government?
remember when the vidya gaems board was mocked for having twitter screencap ragebait threads ?
>>50385144Japan will ALWAYS be America's bitch. Shit like this just proves it.
Wtf how could Zun betray us like this, bros...... owarida......
>>50385166I'm happy to have something that isn't another stupid fucking fetish general.
>>50384792and yet the absolute brainlets here will still defend zun with their lives and continue to advertise his works for free. you fuckers should have just stuck with Ryukishi07 at least he wouldn't put the higus in mcdonalds
>>50385192Fuck off VNteen.
>>50385192i love my higufriends <3
>>50384770extremely telling that they started with cirno and not reimu or marisa
>>50385192Ryukishi has been a sellout since 2005 but at least he never put up a "dojin spirit" pretense while he was at it.
>>50385192Fuck no, Ryukishi has prostituted Higurashi more than a vietnamese whore, just look at Gou/Sotsu and the 3 billion manga no one cares about
>>50385200Must suck to be illiterate like you
>>50384870I would've gotten McDonald's late at 3 AM regardless of if they put the ice fairy in their promotion or not
>>50385229Bleugh, troon out already.
>>50385192Phase 2 still isn't out lil bro
higufrens and 2hufrens please don't fight </3
>>50385244It's true, we shouldn't be fighting. It's just sad that both series are incredibly mismanaged these days by the same creators who made them household names in the first place.
>>50384770can i get a ying yang burger with extra hakurei sauce
>>50385271times are hard but we'll make it twinsie <3
>>50384770I'm sure this thread will inspire nuanced discussions surrounding the Touhou Project.
>>50385235As if the Touhou fandom isn't already full of troons
>>50385235>>50385334Please enlighten me on what culture war bullshit has to do with any of this?
>>50385334Image powerful enough to do psychic damage to the average /jp/ dweller
>>50385334>>50385465video made by digibro who is an avid higurashi fan btw
>>50384770I love this. Even if it's just for one stupid promo ad, it's proof of Touhou's continued cultural relevance. I hope that leads to more Touhou collabs in the future. And that some of it makes its way over to the West.
>>50385522Who could've possibly predicted that the guy who dedicated his entire internet life to mlp for years was a lolicon? What an insane revelation!
>>50384931Cute, I would definitely steal and keep it inside my room.
>>50385244>>50385202Higufriends and 2hufriends should meet up and frot
>>50384964They'll probably do a set of 2hus including Flandre, mcroll was well known in Japan
>>50384964she shows up
McD's Japan puts more effort in their advertising than the average McD's US store does in their service.
commie bastards seething right nowclownpiece WON
>>50384837Western 2hu has mostly been taken over by troons, just look at 2hufest. People legit think yuyuko is a trans symbol for good!!!!1 not knowing her backstory.
>>50387828Black people and rednecks are not that difficult to please. Just put black people commentary in your commercials "Ay yo buy these burgers yo" and show some nice juicy burgers on screen and they will come flocking at the droves like lambs to the slaughter
>>50385181hirasaka...
>>50384861Anon it's winter.... Do you really need that shit spelled out for you? Please be "merely pretending".
no one even posted the actual adhttps://x.com/McDonaldsJapan/status/1996036666973200534
>>50387893>not blueskyCan we please get with the times?
>>50387901Japan?no way, Jose.
Why did they use Cirno to shill meat + cheese pies instead of McFlurries? They did do a McFlurry ad not long ago but it was that tententengokujigokugoku song
>>50387893Japanese companies still have ability to show their humanity, even if most of them have all the usual corporate soullessness.
Does ZUN get a cut or is it just IOSYS?
>>50387910Probably a reference to Cirno's claim that she would turn Reimu into english beef
>>50387845this thread has nothing to do with politics, fuck off election tourist
>>50387893they really sold out their legacy for slop money. does no one have integrity these days?
>>50387976Who?
>>50387930Cirno should not know what English beef is. ZUN is a fucking hack.
>stickyI sure am glad I didn't kill myself and got to see something like this happen.
Should've been 9 cheeses instead of 3.
>>503880123 for free.
>>50387998You should have, along with the mod
>>50388032Rude.
>>50384770>OH NO NORMIES WILL NOW BE IN ON MY LE SUPER EPIN SECRET GATE KEEPING HOBBY RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>50387948you're not only too retarded to understand but trying to hard, pandemic kidgo back to your tablet
>>50387998>wow le mcslop ad has cirno so it's hecking based and sticky worthyHow much did McDonald's pay for that sticky? Buy an ad like everyone else.
This happened because Fumos became the de facto "meme" of the community instead of being treated like the cheap, consumerist, highly marketable shit that they are. The corpos now see 2hu fans as paypiggies (which they are).Shamefur dispray...
>>50388084>claims McDonalds paid to advertise>Buy an adYou are fucking retarded.
>>50388094Last time I checked 4chan didn't sell stickies as part of their ad program retard, it was clearly a joke but you're too much of a brainlet to get it.
>>50388094
>>50387848To be fair Yuyuko did kill herself.
Stupid mod, you are supposed to embed the YouTube so its gets views.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqyqbWz1qRYhttps://www.mcdonalds.co.jp/campaign/beef-stew-pie/
2025, I am forgotten.
>>50388012to keep the 9 thing they should've just put 3 of the things on there when she went 1 2 9
>>50388146Post check and/or nose.
>mods sticky a literal fucking mcdonalds adYeah I think this board is cooked
i'm fucking killing myself
>>50388160>mcfucking kill yourself
>>50388157Same one that lets turkroach do whatever
>>50385096>McDonald's Japan being based as usualYou don't live in Japan though, and McD's is 100% pozzed wherever you live.
>>503878482hufest also had a predator that got banned from the con, and now keeps trying to worm his way back into the fanbase and gets rightfully stomped each time.
>>50384770I warned you about the gachashit. I warned you, anon.
>>50387848>thread has nothing to do with troons>i must talk about troons!Rent free lmao
>>50385073Is that a Fesh Pince reference?
>>50388228This is the same company so if you shill for one you're shilling for both
>>50388243Never for a second believe that any corpo has a soul.
you're right to be cautious. but everybody loves touhou.>>50384900wait why are people actually mad at this post.
>>50384770Okkkk but I wan a happy meal toy thoughh ;] I will never oepn it
>>50388160mod is transsexual and a vtuberfagsource: my mind
>>50388092>>50388157>>50387948lol shut the fuck up, faggot poser. Otaku culture is all about consumerism and buying shit that you don't need but that you like, go take your moralfag lefty lecturing about "corporations and money are le bad!!!" back to bunkertrannychan/reddit.
>>50384870Capitalism is warmhearted and benevolent and your modern, likely soccie, overeaction to it's various traits is malevolent including in motivation
>>50388360at least with buying merch you get a physical object you can look at and collect. there's no reason to buy the 2hu themed goyslop meal though, it's is the exact same as the ordinary goyslop meal
>>50384770McDonalds and you~
>>50388040This but unironically.Honestly kinda cringe. Big companies advertising themselves as "up with the times" is lame and always has been. Worse comes to worst, there is going to be an influx of ニワカ to Touhou.But the 2hu community is big enough to withstand it and ZUN will always be doing his thing whatever the circumstances so I guess I shouldn't be too appalled at this.
>>50388379Touhou themed Toys in kids meals would’ve been more sensible. It’s popular among kids in Japan now.
>>50384870Money make things happen, for better or worse.I think it's kind of sad that fast food and vtubers is what makes money, instead of doing fan arranges of shooting game music for the joy of it, but it's what it is.I guess doujin convention organizers and other fan-based organizations that have money can't use it to pay a specific doujin circle to do a very specific work, since it'd be against the doujin spirit to be so partial and controlling. So we're left with McDonalds.
>>50388360this
>>50388379>muh physical objectlmao yeah right. It's all about selective outrage, can't help nooooticing leftypol trooners always cry about le big bad corporations but I have never once seen them complain about VALVE corporation and the consumerism of non-physical goods they offer.
>>50388383>Cirno's Perfect Math Class>up with the timesBro...2007 was almost 20 years ago.
>>50388381only good post itt
>>50388434read the comment entirely kudasai. my point is there's nothing worth consooming here at all. it's just a burrito with a 2hu .png on the packaging.
Muh Mc. Donkeys consoomerism aside the new iyosis was cool to watch, I liked the yuuma bit.
>>50388455A fumo is just an useless bunch of fabric and stuffing. A nendoroid is just an useless,expensive lump of plastic you don't actually need. Why buy 2hu-themed things at all then?
>>50385192>you fuckers should have just stuck with Ryukishi07speak for yourself faggot
>>50385192I don't give a shit about Memerashi, and I really tried to like it because you guys wouldn't shut up about how great it is, but I was bored to tears from the very start and I saw the tweeeests coming from a mile away because I had already read works with similar tropes.
>>50388486because they're cute and you get to keep and look at them for however many years or decades. can't do that with mcd's unless you intend to wash and keep the greasy packaging
>>50384770>profit matters now more than integrity.>NOOOOOO!!!! YOU HAVE TO LIVE IN POVERTY LIKE MEEEEE!!! t. totally not a crab in a bucket
>>50388360If it's about consumerism, why do you keep turning up your nose at gachashit and vtumors then?The dishwasherfag was right, Touhou "fans" are just pigs who like eating slop
RAN RAN RUU
>>50388510I'm happy for IOSYS and Tetla Pot for getting paid. They deserve the money, and people in their 40s can't live like NEETs.Still not gonna eat sloppa.
>>50388488Most masculine 07fag
>>50388511The only "otaku" who hate gacha and vtubers are a small vocal minority of contrarians on /jp/, the real Otaku aka the Japanese fucking love both.
>>>/wsg/6042573source post for the sticky
>>50388360"What is Doujin?"Miyazaki was right.
This shit is already old newsMOVE OVER Touhou, Curious fucking George is here
>>50384770do you also hate touhou music in rhythm games? or when konami uses touhou in their rhythm games (animations, gacha, commissioning doujinshi and music)? do you also hate all corporate booths at conventions? or how about daiso selling 2hu merch?
McDonalds has somehow represented more modernhus than other people
>>50388584Yes to all of the above, but I actively avoid all of those scenes, so I'm not actively frothing at the mouth about it. More of a hermit than a gatekeeper, but I'll still call them faggots.
>>50384770>jp: haha funny meme>west: raaah capitalism!! just sad
>>50388584>>50388615Performative anti-McDonald's hate is something white American lefties and third worlders do because "America le bad", the Japanese don't do that. It this promo was by Wendy's or MOS Burger, nobody would be crying about muh capitalism.
>>50384770One more reason to not give a shit about ZUN's opinions on anything.>>50388590Nuhus are shit, yes.
>>50388615Nips also worship vtumors and gacha games, so they have shit taste.
>>50384770What could be a greater show of integrity than not listening to communist whining and bringing joy to the world with such a glorious thing
Hey speaking of burgers and anime anybody got the picture with the girl eating the burger and the story that goes with it of the american soldier parachuting onto her school roof?
>>50388548Real otaku will eat shit if it came in a package with an anime girl printed on it.
>>50388303Because "public domain" and "doujin" are not the same.A young artist starting his career by drawing their own take on Touhou stuff is cool, a big massive corporation attaching an existing, decade old meme to some unrelated product is nowhere near as cool.
>>50384837Some Japanese are also hating on this. People in here don't want to admit this but Japan gave otaku culture the same treatment nerd culture got in the west around 2007 way earlier, the amount of so called otaku who just buy anything marketed to them and behave like cattle with no critical thinking has been massive for decades.
>>50388803>integrity>bringing joy to the world>>50388228
>>50388855The doujin spirit has fallen.
>>50388548So you admit that you're a pig eating slop. That's fine, just don't go on pretending that you and your fandom are superior to any other.
>secondary l*ftoids in my /jp/absolutely disgusting
Incredibly how all of the retards misusing the quote functions have horrible opinions. This should really tell you that actual /jp/sies are basically happy with the situation.Really, McDonalds and toho have been connected for a long time now. I've seen just one or two artists complaining, so it seems most people get what the doujin spirit actually is versus what it isn't.
>>50389003You're just mad that your hypocrisy is being exposed, slop-eater.
>>50388967>>50389027Shut up nork
>>50384770doesn't matter and stupid to complain about.but cückdonalds isn't japanese culture, the sticky is jarring even compared to the vtuber threads. greasy fatty staff really dropping the ball
>>50388228Baka fairies have a very simple message: stop calling us baka
>>50388921Billions must pichuun
>>50388545The problem is he's ugly and not feminine
>>50388084>>50388094>>50388040>>50387998>>50387901>>50385123>>50384964>>50384837>>50388991>>50388615Lots of green tourists here.
>>50389003As you can see:>>50389067Half in support and half againstWhat does this say of "actual" /jp/sies, retard-kun?
>>50388228Since we have the McDonalds company sticky, then, thankfully, I guess official black trans culture is peak /jp/ now, unlike some irrelevant trash like Seihou that should get you permabanned on sight.I can't contain my warm delight from how /jp/ is finally healing...
I love seeing people that fell for the "who are you quoting" meme and started thinking it genuinely matters.
>>50389159Why didn't you green that then? Well?
>>50389144>pedophiruuh that's a curious name for a diaper company
im just glad they got tetlapot back from hibernation
Genuine question, would you prefer if gacha or holo would've gotten this instead?
>>50389256Do I want to cut off my left testicle or my right testicle? I dunno, probably neither?
>>50388040Normalfags zoomies have been colonialists for every hobbies/interests since COVID, especially if that interest is related to le ebig 2000's internet culture. They're all larping as the degenerate, edgy 4chan weeb/otaku, especially all these cute-edgy-gore/denpa e-girls that's been multiplying the past couple of years that has never read a single vn they aesthetise.All of this is because of these damn chinks...
>>50389306And that's a good thing!
>everyone who doesn't worship mcdonalds is a leftypol trooncan you people actually fuck off
my city doesnt have a mcdonalds
>>50388146Why is there a goat in the video?
>>50389521Honestly, it's very funny how that reapproriation of japanese internet culture by american corporate in Japan has started in late-2023, early-2024 and has become really popular...
dumbieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4HzanEigJQ
>>50388198who cares?
>>50388228GOTTEM CULTURE WAR
>>50388991Not a political board, fuck off election tourist
fairies have one message - "stop killing us"
>>50388155Best I can do is post my foreskin. Interested?
>>50389634*bang*
McDonald's is really conquering Japan.
At least, it got a sticky here. Looks like this board actually cares.
>>50389964You're late by like 40 years.
>>50389979Most other boards like companies to pay for ads instead of putting them up for free.
>>50390057They ramped up in recent years.
>>50387893>>50384770Nothing is sacred anymore
Explain what's wrong with this, it's something inoffensive at best.
>>50389306>They're all larping as [...] degenerateeverything in your post but this is true.
>>50390271Because uuuuh le corporations are le bad and money is evil duuuuuude *rips bong*
>>50390321Is that weed Cirno?
Aggressive2hu was correct YET AGAIN. Year of vindication. Not only is Zun subliminally trying to get kids into drinking (lotus eaters) but now trying to get them into fast food sludge. Shameful.
>>50389306They don't actually engage with the media they latch onto besides surface level engagement and they only do it in the public's eye so to me they're a nonfactor. It doesn't matter either way because they just pick a new type of person to be after a couple months too.
>>50384770At least they didn’t change the characters this time.
ZUN is a sellout, but honestly I'd probably be a sellout too if I had to provide for a family. My wife and kids > my integrity.
mcdonalds collab is surprisingly more tasteful and high effort than anything in l*st w*rd
>>50390363>Aggressive2huMore like literally2hu. Seriously, who the hell is that?
>>50390363>Aggressive2huJunko???
>>50390414>>50390436Twitter celeb, /v/hu culture please understand
Pretty sure IOSYS became the tourism ambassador for a region of Japan (I think Chiba) years agothis is just them connecting with the mclords because of their joband I'll be honest, stuff like this is entirely within ZUN's future plan for Touhou when he dies which is to just for everyone to be able to use it and sprinkle it everywhere like Lovecraftexpect to see more of that when ZUN ascends to Gensokyo
>>50390442sorry but he's your schizo, not ours
>>50390454WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY OFFICIAL TOUHOU LOVECRAFT CROSSOVERS
>>50390442Oh so it's namefag bullshit...
>>50390399Had absolute piece of shit employers like that willing to sacrifice their wagies' health on one of my previous j*bs. Outsiders don't care about your family. Get on the chopping block if you fuck up
Zun is thinking about giving some of the touhous boyfriends. Hard confirmed: Reimu, Maria, Sanae, Akyuu, Kosuzu and Aya. In consideration: Youmu, Reisen, Sakura, Koishi, Yuugi and Miyoi
Mod removed that disgusting McDonald's ad sticky.Mod should now commit sudoku
>>50390469>officialI'm sorry to be the one to tell you this anon, but Lovecraft is dead
>>50390479Touhou is a work of fiction, anon. Cirno advertising nuggies and tendies is demeaning, not harmful.>>50390488That boyfriend? Me.
>>50390488Anon, did you seriously just leak the names of the top secret newhus Maria and Sakura?
>>50390511Quickly /jp/, come up with a concept for Maria and Sakura before ZUN can.
they already removed the sticky? Mods you are faggots and I am ashamed to have gotten hopeful about it.
>>50390454Remember when we all thought that Touhou was dying in 2018-2019?
>>50390546People thought Touhou was dying every year after 10
>>50390511>>50390517Too late. I already told Zun and he said it was a great idea and that he is glad he thought of it
I don't care about mcdicks, but is funy
>>50390517>MariaSpaniard maiden from the victorian era that went lost>SakuraMore lewd pink
>>50390607They're all pink on the inside
>>50390625Not sure if this is a normal post meaning they are cute and pink on the inside or a grimdark post.
All I know is that it feels good knowing I can kick everyone butt in this thread.Id wreck all of you.
ZUN is a sellout hack!Money always wins in the end!
>>50390634I think he means vaginas, anon.
>>50390675Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
>>50390655You know jackshit, you can do jackshit. Know your place.
The clown rises
>>50390767I didn't ask for the mayo
>>50390786but I did >:)
ITT: US vassal acts like an US vassal, anons shocked at the betrayalremember, every Jap is a Yank's bitch by law>>50388560old fart should have hanged for his IJ sympathies in his movies
>>50390816The world would have been a better place had America lost to Japan in WW2t. American.
>>50390399I'll never have a family to provide for, but I'd still do collabs with mcdonald's if I were the IP holder of one of the most popular meme media franchises on earth. Monetizing your stuff is nothing new.
>>50390843japan had absolutely no chance of winning unless the us just felt like giving up. it would already be hard enough to claim any west coast territory, let alone invade the rest of the country with an extremely well armed civilian population
>>50390767If only fags looked like this IRL, they would be less reviled.
>>50389067>oldfag thinks his opinion mattersKeep crying oldfag. Times change, this is ours now. Greentext are here to stay.
>>50389003>Really, McDonalds and toho have been connected for a long time now.A one sided connection. With Ronald McDonald. Who isn't the company mascot for years.
How did he know?>>49172100
>>50384770Man I had a drawing that was almost done about 2hus eating burgers but forgot about it because I was finishing others, I should have finished it before this.
Zoomers have no concept of a world where people made things without a monetary incentive.
>>50391444Capitalist not Islamic
>>50391444I prefer the chink commie model of slaving wumaos. It's just as great.
>This is the man who lectures you about "doujin culture"
>>50388967>>50389027touhou was always slop
>>50391477I can see one of her little pink candies...
>>50391477>nippleMOOOOOOODDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>50391490The ChoZun one
Touhou was never goodI'm glad it's dead and they're raping its corpe for McDonald ads
>>50391502Trvke
>>50391075Japanese troops were literally starving on the marches due to their piss poor logistics systems abd this is when they were winning early on, people grossly underestimate how much their early success came fighting colonial states with pre-1918 militaries and zero public buy in for the war.
>>50391468Neither does Islam.
>>50391556You can always tell someone has nothing of value to say if they bring up irl politics unsolicited.
>>50391556Wow that’s such a mean thing to say you know.
>>50390786sauce?
>>50391722If really don't know who mizumizuni is, the greatest blowie artist of our era, you are seriously missing out.
>>50391764Blowjobs are gay, why are you looking at such cock focused pornography?
Grim
>>50384971Cirno is more marketable to normalfags in general. Even poor Slavs who don't know what a Touhou is can name her, and I see bootlegs of her fumo turn up in Walmart catalogues.
>>50389306>especially all these cute-edgy-gore/denpa e-girlsYou act like any of this is new, how the fuck is that any different from Happy Tree Friends, with the exception specifically the I.P.s themselves?And in my opinion, Daganronpa was always on the same level as that shit, anyway. And keep in mind the Hetalia girls, too.I agree that it should be gatekept more and this kinda thing does annoy me but in my opinion anyone who has a twitter account deserves to pointlessly foam at the mouth at this shit. Sure there's tourists here (a few in this thread even) but for the overwhelming majority that COULD be here, the containment boards do a good job at what they're supposed to do. >>50390383And like this guy said, they tweet about it and watch video essays to have them explained to them and maybe circlejerk on reddit and discord about it. The kind of person who does that doesn't have the attention span to come to here or an altchan to begin with, much less any real desire to. And again if they just wanna be edgy fuckasses then there's the containment boards.
for me it's
I always wanted someone to make a big media project about touhou but nobody has ever succeeded due to ZUN's imposed limitations concerning commercialization.
>>50390767Why does that girl have a penis?
So is this a nothingbeefpie or a happening?
>>50384770Holy fucking shit, I can't believe ZUN allowed Pocky (food) to use a remix of Strange Oriental Discourse on their ad (Also there are 3 other man there idk): https://youtu.be/5OCrUlE4BgU?si=5Le-Uu2TahpNx6Ub
>>50391788Why are you looking at the cock...?
Imagine if you could get tiny fumbos in your happy meal.
You know, if you guys don't like it, all you have to do is spam twitter with nazi shit.
literally only secondaries care about this btw
>>50392261Ah yes the Beanie Baby craze all over again
>>50392261lmao I remember how in the 1990s when McDonald’s ran a promotion for the shitty live action 101 Dalmatians movie. they actually made one Happy Meal toy for each of the 101 stupid dogs. People lost their minds. Lines stretched for blocks, parents had to drive to McDonalds in other cities because the local ones ran out of toys within minutes, scalpers were charging insane prices, and kids were literally fighting or crying if they missed out. I’ve never seen that level of hysteria before or since. It wasn’t even about the movie. It was pure collecting mania, people just had to own all 101 dumbass plastic dawgs only because they existed. ZUN is leaving mountains of cash on the table by not doing the same with Touhou. Imagine 180+ Happy Meal toys 1 for each 2hu, even normalfags would go crazy for nameless birb girl from Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 1 page 8
>>50392644Some random guy in Japan could make a fortune selling that shit online. All he'd have to do if collect all 180+ 2hu figures and develop diabetes in the process.
>>50384770blue archive would never
>>50392733They would and they will.
>>50392733yes anon, the paragon of integrity is a gacha game
>>50392733'chive is too lewd for McDonalds, even Genshin would be too much.
>>50392968McDonalds collaborated with genshin.
>>50384770mcdonalds is otaku culture what the fuck is a beef stew pie though, sounds kinda gross
>>50393030McDonald's is not otaku culture.But Japanese McDonald's is 100% otaku culture.
>>50390442
>>50392644...I wanted one of those dogs.
You will never be a real otaku. You have no soul. You have no doujin spirit. You are a normalfag twisted by FotM trends into a crude mockery of nature's perfection. You dedicate your life to consumerism to make up for your lack of identity. Eventually, it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably of a normalfag.
i thought the ad was kind of cute. i understand concerns about integrity and gatekeeping, but I don't think it will change anything at this point. 2hu lost its integrity when goodsmile saw how profitable the franchise was for otaku, and that's when they created lostword and a trillion nendoroidsas for gatekeeping, i think only the elderly and the most extreme normalfags in japan hadn’t heard of touhou by now, it’s basic knowledge for any otaku or internet user. even among elementary school kids it’s well known thanks to yukkuri channels and memes.the world we grew up in is dead. touhou doujin spirit died a long time ago.
First thing I thought of when I saw the ad was OP seething. Also isn't this the 2nd 2hu related McDonalds ad?
>>50393150>touhou doujin spirit died a long time ago.It's still there
>>50392733>based in SK>chaebols control everything>surely my jailbait game would never
>>50387893they actually got miko for the ad?instead of kvetching about muh integrity you should be happy this girl gets some moneyshe is one step removed from prostitution, shes a fucking hostess now
>>50392198You're seeing it and that's enough. Half the pic is a cock that's not yours
>>50391490Be honest, this guy is buying his third or fourth McLaren sport car right now
he can buy sports car and fuck idols i dont carei thank him every day for creating my wife
>>50391490Nothing wrong with that when you're allowed to profit off his works and fanbase as a nobody
>>50384783Westoid commie trannies started dilating over that.
My first exposure to Touhou was from RAN RAN RU
>>50384770>Lostword>Touhou 19 and 20>Now this Now I'm 100% convinced that ZUN needs to die for the greater good, someone legit needs to go to Japan and kill the guy before he ends up permanently ruining Touhou
Where's the sticky?
>>50393707Why do you even pay attention to that?
>>50393150>as for gatekeeping,I mean, if anybody on /jp/ wants to talk about gatekeeping there are so many waifufags that need purging...
>>50393890>20 badshut the fuck up secondary
>>50393820I'm a westoid commie tranny and most of us don't care about this. I don't think I've seen any of us mention it at all. Most of us are busy arguing that blood and soil nationalism but with the traditional lists of good and bad nations reversed is actually communist somehow.
It is a SINGLE fucking twitter postWith a silhouette of a Touhou characterWHERE exactly is the problem? What's so bad about it? EVERYONE will forget about it in a week. It's McDonald's Japan so the only westerners who would see or know about the post would already be familiar with Japanese culture or at the very least, Touhou.There will literally be zero difference except for some random Japanese grandma maybe seeing this post and seeing what a "Cirno" is for the first time.This doesn't ruin Touhou, nobody cares, stop seethingBy this logic, any random english YouTube video about Touhou that gets popular, like REALLY popular, to the point where normalfags watch it, should be a fucking nuclear bomb compared to this mcdonald's post. But I don't see anyone talking about that
The same people crying about this are the same people who like fumos.
>>50393890Zun is going to give touhous husbands before he dies.
>>50394080Anon you missed the ad.
>>50394117*human husbands
>>50394117Zun is gonna give Rinnosuke a wife before he dies... whether Rinnosuke likes it or not.
>>50394120So it's just an IOSYS animation but with McDonald's? Woooooow, Touhou's totally so dead.It's still all in Japanese, like I said. Normalfags won't see it unless they're already familiar with Japanese internet culture or Touhou, which in that case wouldn't change anything.It's a silly little animated ad for the fans, honestly pretty charming, I genuinely don't see the issue. It's not like they made a random generic slop fast food ad and stuck bastardized Cirno on it.
>>50393725Your wife is my side chick
>>50394212Why is he white? He should be black, inaccurate
>>50394203>It's not like they made a random generic slop fast food ad and stuck bastardized Cirno on it.That's literally what they did though.
>>50388630>the Japanese don't do thatIt's amazing how people who know nothing about Japan and it's people talk so confidently about themThe original tweet has a decent amount of nips criticizing this
>>50394212Thank you 80s Chadwick, very cool.
>>50394382It's an entire animated video, though. What I meant is that it's not some random generic 30 second slop ad where they show random camera angles of the meal and food with some Touhou jingle in the background
>>50392644I would literally kill and eat my own parents if necessary just to get a Jo'on happy meal toy
>>5039396920 is extremely forgettable at best, and boring uninspired slop at worst
>>50394117I'm not a waifufag so I don't care, if anything it would be interesting to witness ZUN trying to write a romance
>>50394444how much of it did you play
Touhou 20 is so bad I barely even see porn of the new girls from it, let's not kid ourselves here
>>50394599>XDDDDDDDD PORN SEX HAHAHAHA AMIRITE GUISE PWHAHAHAHA LOLliterally never post again retard
TOUHOU IS DEAD EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE TOUHOU IS DYING I HATE TOUHOU TOUHOU IS DOGSHIT NOW FUCK YOU ZUN FUCK YOU ZUN FUCK YOU ZUN
>>50394608This but unironically
>>50394603Porn is the only good thing left about Touhou
>>50394603No it's just that a part of Touhou's entire history is basically shaped by the porn. It's been the number one tag in Doujin sites, you know.Thus, it is actually a bad sign if there's no porn of the new content being made
>>50394621shit secondaries care about
the amount of porn for every touhou game after 14, maybe 15, is pitiful. this is when touhou died.we're living in the post touhou death era.
>no porn of the 20husanon.........
>>50394627sounds like secondaries are based
>>50394599I think that has more to do with the characters being too new and not leaving a lasting impact.Nareko is the only one that had some movement, she still has more art than Ariya and Yuiman.
>>50394627You're making secondaries sound better...
I am a primary and I jerk off to Touhou pregnancy drawings every day.
>>50394639>>50394653nooo you don't realize it dude.. you see the porn is like a part of touhous culture man.. like yeah i had this really original thought all by myself and it's super duper interesting!
>>50394643Touhou 20 was decently hyped up before release, you'd think there'd be a bunch of porn of the new girls, especially due to it being new...>>50394656TRVTH. Only red blooded MEN, primaries, like seeing Touhou girls pregnant. Now where's the pregnancy thread...
>>50394643>>50394621>>50394629>>50394639>>50394617>Buhhh touhou is only good for porn ebcz were the only nigurz who think dis buhh it's totarry zoons folt that imma pedo guner faget guise bekuze I just fuggen said so buhhh the sereez iz ded because it just fuggen iz
>>50394671Now take the dick out of your mouth and say it again, but normally this time
>>50390488Niggerbait but source?
>>50385576It's funny how this happens the day after I've seen an anon saying Touhou isn't culturally relevant in decades
>>50394679Japanese interview that's only been translated into Chinese
>>50394671>shlurp>gawk gawk gawk>slurrpp
>>50394665Your shitty fetish threads are a blight on this board.
>>50394671I was talking about art in general, not only porn And yes, that matters a lot. Touhou became popular thanks to the many artists creating Fanarts and doujin.
>>50394676>guiz toe hoe iz fuggen ded ebcz DA NORMEEZ weel find out about our sekrit 4pedo kulcher dat everyniggur nose shoot
Porn is good
>>50394690How is wanting to raise a family and live a wonderful life with our favorite 2hus a "fetish"? Stop projecting, now
>>50394686Where
>>50394700I'd kick her in the belly and kill your dysgenic spawn.
>>50394703No source nice bait nigger
>>50394693>toe hoe shart is fuggen ded ebcz I kent masterbate to it o algo
>>50394719lol dumbass
>>50394727uh oh melty!
>>50394727Hi sharty
>>50394739>It's da fuggen sherdee
Where the fuck did all these Puritans crawl out from?
I'm an oldfag primary and beat every mainline game including PC98 and I can confirm I jack off to Touhou onee-shota art, particularly Starraisins' work.
you don't get it man.. the porn is like.. it's like a part of touhou you know? see i'm something of a thinker man uhhh no i haven't played more than 10 minutes of the games but like whatever dude
>>50394763>randomly capitalizing words that don't need it you have a melted brain and nothing you say matters
>>50394772What kind of a strawman is this?>>50394781Fuck off nigger
>>50394771>I'm an oldfag primary post your LNNs
>>50394771I wish Kaguya would put her fat ass on my face and fart on me
>>50394763>deez fuggen sherdeekukz wunna ackshully play doehoe and not goon to lawlee pee and gry bout fuggen zoon all dey deez fuggen morelfegs
>>50394786stop speaking
>>50394772i look like that and i say that
>>50394771>shotaHang yourself pedophile
Selling out is pathetic, no matter how much zoomers think grabbing the bag is justifiable. Thinking an IOSYS meme collab, of which this is already the second for McDonalds Japan, has to be "gatekept" from norms is way more pathetic. I'm embarrassed for anyone that thinks Cirno's Perfect Math Class is a le ebin secret that only truotaku know about.
Is this a raid? where did all these people came from?
>>50394798No.
>>50394807>he fuggen sold out because he just fuggen did mayne
>>50394810fuck off ESL
special ed class got access to their PCs, threads ruined and done
Thoughts on canon yuri? Only primaries know about this.
>>50394810toehoe has come full circle and has finally become the macdonal
>>50394822>peedoughz r gud but peepil who disagree with mee ahh fuggen sub hoomin mayne
>>50394822Again, your fetish generals are shit and you should rope.
>>50394816How is it ESL?
>>50394656My brother
>>50394823NOOO did you just make another post about yuri?!you're ruining our board you fucking faggot!!!*bumps 90 day old thread with a no substance post**makes another fetish general*
>>50394803you're on jp faggot we're all pedophiles
>>50394763It's a single turkroach
>>50394823Reimu and Marisa are obviously meant to be into each other, even since the PC98 days, anyone who says otherwise is retarded. It's noteven about being a yurifag, it's just how it is.Same with Kaguya and Mokou.Every other canon yuri ship can be debated
>>50394838>where did all these people came from
>>50394848You sound angry
>>50394856I see now
>>50394859why would i feel anger towards something i saw on an imageboard do you have that happen perhaps
>>50394870Why bring that up then?
>>50394882notice how the yurifag instantly goes into a blind rage as soon as he sees loving wholesome pregnant 2hu art
>>50394882cause its funny to me how much people seethe at the yurispammer while posting utter garbage on this board themselves >>50394897much like this fags designated general
>>50394901You don't have to enter threads with topics that you don't like, that's different than going out of your way to spam your topic into discussions that have no relation to it.
>>50394901If 2hus are yuri, then that means they'd hate me and wouldn't wanna start a family with me, even if I trooned outThus yuri is bad and 2hus aren't yuri
Is it time for another momhu thread?
>>50394925Hell yeah.
>>50394910meh, same difference seeing the retards still getting upset at yuricuck has given me more entertainment than dead character thread #48583 ever will>spam your topic into discussions that have no relation to itsee>>50394925>>50394930they do the same so it's just funny when they pretend to not be massive fags
>>50394807>Selling out is pathetic, no matter how much zoomers think grabbing the bag is justifiablewhat if you're Tom Green?
>>50394939Why even make a passive agressive statement like this then? >>50394848Some people posts things for fun and are not meant to be taken seriously, other people just want to get in the way and make things worse for everyone, it's different,
Yuri is fine, but please also consume other touhou content instead of just it...
>>50394850not me tho, I hate shotacuckery
all yurishit threads need to be moved to >>>/u/ they don't belong here>INB4 muh doujin culturenah kys fag your shit does not belong here at all>INB4 who are u quoting?myself nigga
>>50395803We need to stop fighting amongst ourselves and unite against our true enemies, the 3dpd and vtumors.
I don't give a shit if people want to make yuri threads, just don't use yuri to shitpost in threads that aren't about yuri.>>50394848>makes another fetish generalSo a yuri thread?
>>50395930You are part of the problem, yuric.u.c.k.
>>50396031D-Don't call me that, I-... I'll... >_<!!!
>>50394212
*lights up tiki torch*NORMIES WILL NOT REPLACE US!!!
>>50394436Jo'on is the only 2hu worth anything
>>50396488That seems like so long ago now.
>>50394212What can we do against such aggressive handsomeness and charisma but submit?
>>50396257>>50399304Butts
