"A doll’s expression is a language. Learn it, and you will understand more than words."
>>50388651Can't you just make a doll that talks?
Danmaku is also a language. I hope you've learned to dodge!
Why does Alice get two threads?
>>50389416Why not?
>>50388651I.need a nendoroid of Alice Margatroid
>>50388733RULES OF NATURE!
ALICE IN THE ASS
>>50389416One for each breast
>>50389416Alice needs seven threads. Two threads only give her 28.5714% of her total power.
I'm going to Alice
Alice, this is Robert.Stop mailing me. I don't know you, and I don't care about you. You are annoying. Stop harassing me. I don't care about Pee Gee Pee, stop with your disgusting fetishes. If you don't fuck of, I'll have to inform the shrine maiden.Regards.- Bob
we cling to Alice in times of adversity, we cling to her in times of peace we cling to her in our waking days, just as we cling to her in our dreamswhat is life without her nurturing love? and what is death without her embrace?
>>50400568why would a white woman in japan want to fuck white men?
>>50400568lol
no amount of slander will stop me from loving Alice
I LOVE ALICE!
>>50410224everyone does
But Alice loves no one else but herself, she's a cold-hearted witch from the frozen depths of hell (Makai)
>>50397603I like your thinking.
let Alice's light shine like the sun
beautiful
Alice!
>>50388651I love her hair
I love her
DORK
>image flipped on its ownthis must be a sign from Alice herself
>>50431055It's a sign you're a phonefag, desu.
>>50431066>not having Alice on his phone for emergenciesnever gonna find her
>>50388651OH NOES
my guiding sunlight
Alice
my angel
>>50388713Yes>>50447051
>>50447611>>>/g/
>>50388651
Why are Alice-type girls always associated with books?
>>50450648forbidden knowledge
knowledge that leads to Alice
i want alice
I love Alice
Reminder that Alice hasn't had a speaking role in an official game since 2009.
>>50388651Ca I buy sexdolls from Alice? I'd like for her to make one that looks like Marisa
>>50465930few things past 2009 matters.
>>50467574More like 2012. Huh, maybe the world really did end back then...
>>50467589>world gradually escalated in becoming more shit the instant Alice hasn't had a speaking role in an official touhou gameat last i understand.
>>50388651How do I court this cute puppeteer? She rarely leaves her house and when she does it's always to visit the bamboo forest, visit that other magician, party at the hakurei shrine or preform puppet shows in the human village so I'm never sure how to approach her. Any tips?
>>50471128she's always at her home and usually wakes at around 2pm, so you can just live with her and interact with her 25/8.then you can spend the entire game talking to Alice and loving Alice every day an night, then wake up and do it all again.and whenever you feel down, just open the game and play it as an Alice loving simulator!at least that's how every TW playthrough goes for me, I do nothing but spend time with Alice, and to me its all about Alice.
>>50471460>TWThe what?
>>50471479my mistake, i thought you were referring to eratouhou TW
Nyalice
>>50471128Have you tried slapping her butt?
I want to lewd the doll
>>50471128You could write her a poem, that could work.
let me share one from that one poet."Behind the shrine at night you strollWhen the crow tengu tries to spyAs you beat nails in a straw dollWith excitement's twinkle in your eyeIn skill with dolls you have no peerOr when with crafty hands you sewAnd of the magic you hold dearThere is little you do not knowWhether you make a living dollOr spell to make Reimu departStill with your cute eccentric waysYou nail your dolls unto my hearttoday, you moped and lazed about the shrinein a land of fantasy, your own is but a dime!your god is ever silent, its faith in stagnationinside this false paradise of pseudo elation...your beat is done, no youkai to be foundthe humans are sleeping, their fears settled down...yet in your wish for sleep, for sake, then restone such youkai seems to enjoy being a pest!six hours past nightfall, four until dawnthe nailing, the banging, it will not begone!straw voodoo you see, and a face filled of gleethe maiden of paradise will not tolerate such tomfoolery!begone from the shrine, begone from this plane;a seal of fantasy sends the youkai away, to her former domain!the crow then soon follows, your anger to sparefor some time to come, they would certainly never dare!you curl into your futon, the noise having endedan incident having ceased, the magician apprehended.no more youkai to exterminate today, no villagers to protectyou begin to dream of your shrine, with donations to collect"
Alice a cute
>>50479077And sexy
>>50480127And lewd
>>50482387and i love her!
spending Christmas eve with Alice
