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CHESHIRE CAT HELP ME
>>50410225She's running the asylum now.
>>50410190Guys we already have the 2nd thread. Please delete this one and go here:>>50410029
>>50410281what'd you expect? you made it in such a way that no one would be happy
>>50410295Why? Do you hate cheshires? That's RACIST.
>>50410281That's a second troll thread from the look of it.
>Walk into Miss Nuki's potion shop>Start browsing >She comes up and helps you with your selection>Offers to let you try some>Take her offer>Missed the part on the door that sampling potions costs you>Total for sampling potions far exceeds that amount of currency in your wallet >She says you can pay with your body>Think to yourself, "umm, yes please?">She shakes your hand and hands you one last potion>Drink it>It shrinks you down to the size of a small banana>She puts you away in the back room in a box that you can't escape from>Takes you home at the end of the day>Proceeds to play with you like a doll, making you do fake tea parties with actual dolls (not the monster kind) like a little girl playing pretend>Gets scarily upset when you don't play along like a good little doll>Do what she says since she's capable of doing whatever she pleases to you, good or bad>Snuggles up with you at night, keeping you close to her face and a tight grip>Any attempt to wiggle out of her hand and she opens her eyes and gives you a death stare>Live your life as her little toy for an unknown amount of time'Nukis are scary!
>>50410895Serves you right for dabbing in usury.
>>50411154It was worth the risk
alt thread: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/59528.html
>>50410520I'm actually evil sometimes but you seem like a sexually over active goat animorpher. Hey baby, did you know I think it's a fruitable adventure?
>>50411871Is the site broken?I'm getting the cloudflare message saying I can't access it.
>>50411903works for me
>>50411949But at what cost?
>tfw sssssssnek brained
What's the quickest way to a black harpy's heart that doesn't involve fried potatoes or corn chips or food of any kind?
>>50410281
>>50412828play rock paper scissors, winner gets to pick which one she wants. the other takes the other.
>>50410520Are the Christmas goats supposed to bigger, more brown, and a bit more sinister?
>>50410190Cheshire cats are menace. Makes me want to rape correct one
I like to think that if you're getting chased by a sandworm in the desert "Sandstorm" by Darude starts playing until you're gobbled up; at which point, it slowly fades away.
Your queen awaits you...
>>50413427No, no. Not that one. The one in the back.THIS one!
Beeg succs
>>50412903If you want, I guess.
Your winter cow has arrived!
Alt.thread : https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/59528.html
>>50416027Retard >>50411871
>>50413932Is this what a level 1000 succubus looks like?
>>50415586We'll never have cat girls in this world because they're simply too cute and innocent for us
>>50410272>She's running the asylum now.genuinely a terrifying scenario. at least when shoggy runs the asylum, all the crazies are in a trance, receiving revelations from the divine or damned, keeping them occupied enough to not cause problems or influencing them to write forbidden tomes.
>>50416027It's not though.
>>50416044Didn't check, my bad pimp
>>50416062We will someday but we will destroy them.
All I want for Christmas is a two for one special!
>Neighbors to a Steve who's married to a hebi named Sakura for years>Decide to play a prank one day>Buy a bouquet of flowers>Put a card in it saying "I miss you Steve, the times we've spent together this past summer. I hope we can see each other again soon. Love, Cassie <3 Kiss Kiss">Leave it outside their door while he's at work>Watch as Sakura picks up the flowers and reads the card>Listen to the absolute shitstorm that ensues when Steve gets back from work>Watch as their house goes up in blue flameJust cheshire things
>>50416467And this is why Cheshires are BEST GIRLS
>>50417134No, they are menace to society and everyone they're near
>>50417508Yes, yes, they're best girls for MANY reasons. You don't have to keep selling me on them!
>>50417518Best girl can coil around you with a long, serpentine tail for optimal hugs and cuddles. Cheshire cannot do that.
>>50417538Pish-tosh, Cheshires can do anything with enough time to fashion a costume!
>>50417552Chehsires cannot match a hebi's level of devotion, jealousy, and craziness.
>>50417576CHESHIRES CAN DO ANYTHING.NETHING
>>50417180Poor magikarp
>>50416244If I'm going for a girl with wings, they better be draconic in nature, preferably pink and/or purple with a Wonderland flare to them
>>50418502Miss Chesh will begin crafting them of the FINEST paper mache. Prepare to carefully fuck a winged catgirl!
Tell me about the wurms. What are they like?
>>50420049Dumb as the rocks they covet.
>>50420150Wurms are not dumb! They just have different priorities that aren't learning
feesh
Winter time
>>50420218It easier to NTR their husband, they don't understand who is who
I've said it before, I'll say it again. We'll all about imps here. Imps are pretty rad
>>50420610>Yeti with yan eyesYes please!
i like mice
>>50421588Why though?
>>50421444
>>50421794because they're nice
So when do I get my state mandated elf girlfriend that always looks at me with disgust and contempt, but can't help herself when it comes to lewding me, and then looks at me with even more disgust after the act and curses at herself like a man with post-nut clarity realizing he just wanked it to rule 63 inflation porn?
>>50422629You need to file Form 6C with the Monstergirl City Commission for Available Husbands. Then it takes 4-10 weeks for your assigned waifu to arrive. As a masochist, they'll probably delay you to more like 12 weeks. Alternatively, you could ask the worn-out-looking elf at the front desk with a plastic smile. She looks like she has a load of frustration she could use a hand with.
Griffons guard great treasure and dragons hoard treasure. Obviously, that make griffons better. Discuss.
>>50422668So what you're saying is that I should grab the receptionist hag elf by the pussy while she's working? Isn't that sexual assault? I don't want to get arrested.
>>50422780>Sir, the charges have been dropped, and you are free to go.>Thank God. This whole thing is blown way out of proportion. All I did was get a little familiar...>Don't cause these kind of misunderstandings with your girlfriend in public, again. It disturbs the public order.>Girlfriend???>*Alana drags you off by your hand.*
Hag elf probably stinks
>>50422761Griffons tongue my anus while dragons tongue my mouth.
>>50422629It's appropriate to bully your elf girlfriend by telling her that her children will be cross-bred mutts
I bet you've never thought about long haired p'orcs.Well, know you have. And their breaths as well!
>yeti's mommy instincts kick in when she sees (You) shivering coldSame applies to practically all the Wintertown girls except the ice elementals. Cuddling is in your future!
>>50422989I'm not sure what side is the downgrade though.
Alright anons. Christmas is almost here. What a long, twisted year it's been.
Is there anything more annoying in the setting than crashing at a Rata family member's place when you don't have anywhere else to stay at and can't afford any nearby hotel? Among her rules is confiscating everything, even your clothes due to the risk of wiretaps you don't know about and you better know how to use QubesOS or else you'll have trouble with the leftover laptop she lets you borrow. Don't expect the guest clothes she has to be very comfortable because everything will be old, from before they started chipping everything or whatever she claims. Also, no wi-fi.
>>50424557>Implying that old clothes can't be comfortable
>>50424613Depends how old and how rich.
I did a thing for the writing contest, it's about an Ittan-Momen, enjoy!https://archiveofourown.org/works/75558786
>>50425255>Ittan-momen>"You wouldn't fuck a bed sheet!"Well actually...
>>50424223That fox looks very trustworthy
