post cute 2hus kissing and anything related to 2hu yuriThe Only Thread edition
Stop with the spam, futafag
I need 2hu cock in my mouth asap
dude yuri is disgusting, stop posting that crap
Fifth futa cock festival let's gooo
If the mods weren't cocksuckers you'd have been banned months ago
Decimate all yurifags
all i know is that time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, watch it count down to the end of the day the clock ticks life away it's so unreal...
The sight of 2 girls kissing is enough to make an insecure man go in a blind rage
>>50415620It's pretty hard to get banned on /jp/. Have you seen /djt/?
>>50415790I have gotten times this last month here, you are lying
The sight of a 2hu futa bulge is enough to make an insecure yuriman go in a blind rage
>>50415869i like both so i can't lose
>>50415869Not the subhuman yurifag, but as a hardcore futafag (I discovered futa by accident when I was 8 yo), I am sad there's little futa on male 2hu content. I want to get ravaged by the mighty Nuenis.
>>50415869JUICY!!!! But insecure """"yuri""""sissies will get mad if you say a girl should kiss that cute and canon bulge
>>50415884I hate that I actually liked that story
>>50415890Congrats. You are now a fellow futa on male tard like me.
Heys guys, what if a boy kissed a 2hu girl (no futa, no yuri).
>>50415909i wish i was the 2hu girl then
>>50415909l-lewd!!!!!!
>>50415909I would love to kiss any 2hu girl regardless of whether she is a futa or not, EXCEPT Ch*yari.
its supposed to be a yuri thread...if ur gonna shitpost with the futa shit atleast keep it on topic with the yuri :/
not enough yurifriends here
I sure do love the fact that all 2hus love men! (canon)
>>50415966based
>>50415957Im still here anon
>>50415975hi oomfie
*ahem* daily reminder spamer
>>50415985Hi!
>>50415966Hey that's not true some love boys as well
>>50415994
>>50415992I just like cute girls kissing but keep projecting if that's what you wanna do.
>>50415409Thank you for the delicious thread OP
Fine.Renko... nchu... they wouldn't stop pestering me today... slrrp... asking when I'm finally going to find a nice husband... mnnn... shlurp......So gross... chuu... ignore them, Merry... nchu... shhhlp... you don't need some useless man... mnnn... you're already taken... jylurp... haaa...I know... nchu... I only need you... sluuuurp... forever...
fire writing
>>50416039Ah fuck I posted the thumbnail my b
>>50416093Looks like they're in a suburban living room, not Gensokyo.
>>50416053Too cute, true love.
Can't wait for the Touhou-themed cosplay yuri orgy at the next /jp/ meetup with my fellow Anons!
Why are you guys making yuri threads? You should post yuri in normal 2hu threads instead :^)
While a lot of women may identify as lesbians or appear exclusively homosexual, it remains true that most just have yet to meet an adequately virile male equipped with a member lengthy and girthy enough to provide suitable stimulation. It is a sad fact that many of these women remain unsatisfied throughout their lives simply due to never finding a partner who can provide the masculine energy they need. All lesbians can be brought to quivering satisfaction by a sufficiently masculine and well-endowed lover, even though the most extreme cases may be unresponsive to male specimens outside those of African descent.
>>50415884for me it's that Yukari/Yuyuko doujin and that Nitori doujin
How can it be complete if there is no feet or diapers yet ?
>>50416621No one was discussing Remi yuri
>>50416601wrong. copegirls kissing!
>>50416601Don't remind me, the general was awful.
>>50416732Not if you're into your 2wife having a little on-the-side extramarital adventure every now and then!
>the yuritard is also ntrfagThat explains why is a tasteless yuritard
>>50416601Only Renko can make Maribel happy and satisfied.
>>50416601>even though the most extreme cases may be unresponsive to male specimens outside those of African descent.Average anti-yuri poster
How would you handle learning you're 2wife only liked girls
>>50415628>>50415620>>50415563>>50415447>>50415424Sharteens btw
>>50415645why is she dressing Mokou up as Wriggle? is it Halloween again?
>>50417193>sharteens are against yuricuckerywtf I thought they were cringe, not mega based?!
I can't believe Alice has two moms! Shinki and Yuuka! Alice is really lucky to watch yuri happen every day...
I think they should allow maleposting on /u/.
>>50417534I do it every day, so you can do it too!
>>50417199because wriggle is extremely cool, right
>>50417193Takes one to know one huh
woke up thimking about 2hus kissing….
i didn't sleep
>>50416053Straightest girls in Touhou.
We could've a cute yuri thread with no spam from insecure incels and absurdly horny futa fetishists. We had peace. We had Babylon and we traded it for a pillar of salt.
whatevs
is this one yuri
>>50418683Moids should be banned from yuri threads.
>>50418809Two futas
>>50418835but then i'd be banned too
>>50418930Sanae is so lucky!
thoughts?
>>50420246 peak"yo nue im so hungry do we have any food""i got it, open up""what?""say aaahhhh""oh, okay, aaah- mNnnmMNNn??!?!?!!!"*a lot of kissing*
>>50420433*2 weeks later*HOW!?
>>50420957its the yuri power of the myurin temple
>>50420246We don't see it, but the nuenis is rising.
>>50421120Hot.
>>50421120It is pathetically small then.
grape lesbian!! grape woman lover!!
>>50421728>>50421916Funny how this is the closest thing to a canon lesbian couple in Touhou and its one-sided lol
>>50421935>closest thing to a canon lesbian couplesure… sure… lmfaotheres so many others btw
>>50422017ReiMari is canon!
If you kiss Sanae enough eventually you'll be able to tell whether she spent more time with Kanako's or Suwako's cock in her mouth that day. They still won't let you have sex with her though.
>>50422636H-hot!I wonder if Sanae is one initiating the blowjobs instead of her being asked by one of her moms to perform one.
>>50422636Not true, sometimes she sits on your face while she pleasures both cocks! Not yours though.
>>50422679It's just a daily ritual. They both cum on her face at the end.
>>50422732I hope that Sanae is happy! It is a miracle that she has two well endowed moms who love her and each other so much.>>50422705You can still be happy by imagining that she is servicing your cock by listening to the sloppy sounds above you!
get a better use of you time than shitposting like this in a yuri thread
I miss the ntr general
>>50422908You do have a touhou yuri thread in /u, don't you? You don't need another one.
>>50422997but i wanna stay here with my /jp/oomfies
>>50423014I just don't love you, anon.>Huh?! Why?I'm into women... I'm into Marisa.I tried to force myself to look at men that way, but I just... can't. It makes my skin crawl. Why would I want something rough and… dumb when I could have her? Marisa is soft and I love spending time with her. Every time I think about a man touching me I feel sick, but when she holds my hand, my heart races. I don't want you. I want her.>Oh! You should have said so sooner! This means we're gonna have a threesome, right?!No, I'm just not interested in you.I'm not interested in penis at all... that's just how I am. I'm a lesbian.And we don't need a third wheel. We will be happy by ourselves. You will never be part of this, so please stop staring at us. It's creepy.>But my cock will fix y-Do you seriously believe in that? You are such a degenerate. Goodbye.
the end of yuri
>>50423716cute and canon btfoing moids
Not enough futa cock.
>>50423902Futahus are currently busy breeding other or already resting after hot sex. Sorry.
it's truly a war without reason...
>>50424188>Sakuya lost a dammaku battle>Marisa is getting her priceNooo, Sakuya is being abused!
>>50424403She doesn't seem to be against it.
>>50424455Hell yeah finally some decent yuri in this thread.
She’s really excited to show you this. Don’t mind the background!
>>50424474She was defeated and has no choice. I am sure she prefers making out with her mistress.>>50425588Are rivals supposed to do that?
>>50425615I wonder if she told her mistress about this... "defeat" and "abuse". How would Remi react, I wonder... Maybe she'd mark her maid even harder
i feel so sigma
Marisa being able to choose whether to kiss Reimu or Alice…
>>50426726Or even Patchy. She has her own harem.>>50425657Mistress would be jealous and make sure there are lots of bites and kiss marks on the face and body of her servant. It would be a long p̶u̶n̶i̶s̶h̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ night for Sakuya.
>>50427612Sakuya would totally hate it… to be kissed and marked and claimed all night by her jealous mistress…
canon between their fights!
>>50427826Every female in Gensokyo five minutes after a game ends.
>>50427675She will have more motivation not to lose next time. Marisa ofthen steal Patchy's books and someone must take the blame for it.>>50427826They should have been married long ago.>>50427832More like every female in Gensokyo 5 minutes after a danmaku battle ends.
>>50427928>I-I shouldn’t be having such… thoughts… about my mistress… I shouldn’t be finding her punishment appealing…
Turbo tertiary thread.
>>50428948You're 2wife is kissing girls right now.
>cuckpostingYep, it checks out. Turbo tertiary thread.
>>50428969It's not cuckposting, it's reality. You never had a chance with her because you're not a girl.
>more cuckpostingYep, turbo tertiary thread.
>yurifags are also cuckfagslol
>>50428569The patience of mistress is not endless, she will not stay if Sakuya makes out with a lot of intruders. Ojousama prefers loyal servants, those who bleed from the nose can keep her well-fed, at least.>>50428966It is natural to kiss a girl who she finds beautiful.
>>50429045>>50429048For it to be cuckoldry you need to be losing your girl. But she was never yours because you never had a shot because all 2hus are yurihus!>>50429057Kiss and confess love and get married and raise families together.
>even more cuckposting
good morning my yurifriends and futafriends and cuckfriends
>>50429108good morning, fellow rabbithu+myonhu enjoyer!>>50429083based and yuripilled
>>50429164(.ᴗ.)
this is canon
>>50429298>Marisa exposed some bootyNow everyone in sdm will know what hides in these clothes!
last one was alright, but THIS is ultra canonhow shameless of her!
>>50429419Yukari is food confirmed.
>>50429535Yuyuko can confirm!
>>50429876She just found out Keine is looking at this ass.>>50429543I think Yuyuko is about to get eaten here.
>>50429938>I think Yuyuko is about to get eaten here....eaten out, even!
Weird how much butthurt one yuri thread makes, yet now a single moment of outrage at the constant hololive spam across the entire board. Curious.
>>50430508the person who controls this website is a vtumor fag
we should all be 2hufriends and set aside our differences!
>>50430550satori mentioned
>>50429962l-lewd!>>50430550what do they discuss?
>>50430550they were just friends!
The Princess requires some "Medical Assistance" when Mokou isn't available to provide for her... needs
>>50431403Eirin must never allow herself to do a sloppy job of medical assistance because she would be doing her princess a disservice, and we doubt that moon genius would like the same disservice when she is the one who needs a medical assistance. Imagine being kissed when you ask a for a cure against headache.
>>50431469Everyone beware of the devastating furious might of the Princess when she doesn't get her morning, evening or night kisses!
>>50431792Her expectations may be very high - at least 5 minute makeout which can could escalate into sharing the bed. Eirin was the last one who did the deed and she expects Reisen or Tewi to be next. Bnuuy and prankster are too scared to approach the unsatisfied princess! Someone must do something through.
>>50430508Because you fags go spamming what touhou threads still remain. This wouldn't have happened if you didn't make people hate you. You are another part of the problem.
>>50433454The vtumors do it too, or have you not noticed the bump spam in every thread every time their thread gets closer to page 10
>>50433468Why would they be bumping touhou threads off of page ten?Regardless, as annoying as the bump bot is it's still fairly benign compared to the active shitting up of threads from the yurispammer(s).
>>50433484>Why would they be bumping touhou threads off of page ten?Dumbass./jp/ is too slow for them, so they bump old threads to push their own off the board faster because they're already near image limit, then they spam new threads once they run out of bumpable threads so the sperg can race to put their waifu as the OPIts a daily occurance, not sure how you haven't noticed it by now.
>>50433454How can it be spam when 2hu is a yuri ip?
>>50433490I wouldn't expect them to even bother caring about that. They could just post new threads when they hit image limit with no regard for how many there are on the board. It's not like the jannies would stop them.
>>50433490wait, that's why? there isn't one singular anon who bumps every 2hu thread because he's bored? DAY RUINED!
>>50432421Poor Udonge is definitely getting "sacrificed" for the greater good of Eientei... Eirin probably pushed her into the Princess' chambers saying it's a "special medical examination"The moment that door locks, she's not leaving until Kaguya has thoroughly exhausted her...! Reisen's going to stumble out hours later with drooping ears and lipstick marks all over her face...
>>50434027If I'm to choose between participating in Erin's experiments and doing special medical examination..well, Bnuuy did not have a choice, did she? The fear and insecurity should melt quickly in her mouth after the kisses, leaving a delightful aftertaste. The princess has her needs, you know, and between Eirin, Tewi and Kaguya the latter is the most sensual and passionate. And you can't just leave the duty to Eirin and Tewi - diversity is beneficial for health. It is a small price to sacrifice but it will be a good learning experience for bunny!
>>50434660Oh, absolutely. Kaguya has over a thousand years of experience in being a demanding passionate lover. She's going to teach bnuuy things that aren't in any of Eirin's medical textbooks...
so many things to sayyet there's no more time...
>>50435450
>>50435455sweethearts
>>50435400Holding hands in public is so embarrassing for bunny! It is funny how something trivial and natural for relationships is so difficult for her to accept. Did anyone tell her that she would not be scolded or be laughed at for handholding?
>>50435483they're staring because they're envious!if anything, she's making the other girls jealous! She has no idea, but seeing her all flustered while holding hands is just making every other girl wish they had a cute girlfriend to hold onto. they wanna hold hands with girls too!
the fact this happened canonically makes this so much sweeter
>>50435849partners in crime!
>>50435878for life!
>>50435903Yikari Maribel is so lucky.
>>50435987truuuuue
>>50435998Sumireko's got an attitude... she should learn not to play around with the Youkai of Boundaries!
>>50436034>goes to sleep so she can go to the magical girls world in her dreams to see her awesome girlfriend theresumireko haters will never understand how based she is
>>50436063She spends her whole day just waiting to pass out so she can rush back to her owner
The Perfect and Elegant Maid is fed up with this careless guard!However, she also claims she goes to the front gate every hour to "inspect the guard" and scold her for lazing off, yet she always ends up shoving her tongue down the dragon's throat, so to speak!
>>50437052Imagine booking a visit to SDM just to find Meiling being super busy with kissing Sakuya instead of opening the gate for you. You patiently wait for a few minutes but it seems that they are not going to stop to all: Meiling even knows you are here, but Sakuya does not care. Once they begin touching each other you have to give in to reality - the checkpoint is not going to open soon and you decide to visit Remilia another day.
>>50437827But that’s the main attraction!The eye contact with Meiling is the best part... she’s looking at you saying “sorry my girlfriends insane” all while Sakuya is just ruthlessly exploring every inch of her mouth! Sakuya probably thinks she's "punishing" the guard, but she's really just putting on a public show of ownership. Cute
grape lesbian!
So we're all in agreement that Meiling has an absolute hog, right?If Sakuya can't resist her then the whole mansion must be lezzing out for her. Hell, there's probably plenty of visitors coming just for her.
>>50440998She's just skilled with her hands and tongue.
>>50438777Did Sakuya really own Meiling if the gate guardian is the one who grabbing her ass as if it is her property?>>50440962Image not be only one who Sakuya legholds!
>>50441480The Elegant Maid always retains utmost control!
>>50435478now both of them are dead...they will never have the chance to confess their feeling
So we all agree she was in a lavender marriage.She was her one and only love...
>>50444728cute!
Junko must be pent up
>stop hanging around kaguya so much
>>50415409
mokou and kaguya fighting to the death but whoever loses gets pinned down and kissed by the winner
rare ship
>>50451861Alice dressing up 2hus is so cute!
>>50452810this is what AI is for
>>50447937but her lips are so kissable... I can't help it...
Moments before making out
>>50454264Oni girls raping shrine maidens with their huge futa cocks is the best.
>>50454405*BZZZZ*WRONG!GIRLS KISSING. CANON
>>50454947>GIRLS KISSING PENISES. CANON
>>50454384What is Raymoo gets pregnant?
>>50454947It's canon, but it's still not right. That's why Reimu beats them for it.
>>50455087it is right!i dont think reimu beats them up for being gay.cuz, uhm, yknow...she kinda is one herself. like a lot too
>>50455087closeted homosexual behavior, she pretends to be homophobic while lusting over Meira when no one is looking
>>50455074How do you think each generation of shrine maidens is born?
>>50455167Human girls making out with human girls is okay. Everything else if forbidden.
>>50455242blah blah SORRY they cant HEAR YOU over the sounds of them MAKING OUT
Which 2hu girls kiss the hardest in public?!
>>50455827Youmu and Reisen seems to enjoy doing sloppy kisses anywhere, anytime. Scarlet sisters, on the contrary, prefer to do it gently and with no witnesses.
>>50456396Reisen is such a needy bunny she gives thousands of sloppy kisses to different girls a week.
>>50456751Do you think her girlfriend is okay with it? It might be a problem if Eintei crew and all the bunnies can't satisfy her appetite.
>>50456396Why reisen and youmu as a pair specifically? Cute though!!
yuri ukiyo-e
>>50457302Okina in the corner sad about the fact she LOST the opportunity to make out with Yukari back in the day!
Cuckcoldry thread
>>50458331erm no wrong this is the GIRLS KISSING thread
>>50458394>this is not the cuckoldry thread, this is the cuckoldry threadYuricuck...
This is the futa thread.
>>50458848Last time I checked Momonobe no Futo had her own thread.
>>50458965Don't you mean the miko thread ?
>>50458990No, silly. Futo thread where she is futoing!
aya taking a picture of reimu and marisa kissing then publishing it in the front page of the girlkissing journal making every 2hu who reads it want to kiss girls too
>>50461309scandalous
>>50461737lewd and canon!! they have no shame!!cant blame them though
Alice making tiny Marisa and tiny Alice dolls kiss and chuuuu and be lovey-dovey with each other!!Maybe if she tries hard enough, it would come true...
i like alirei
>>50463977why?
>>50463977Imagine doing lewd stuff in front of innocent Yukkuri.
>>50466128idk
Imagine dating a 2hu but learning she was having so much yurisex with other 2hus behind your back...
yuricuck...
Unsurprising unprompted cuckpost.
>>50466974It is not cheating if she is practising her skills with other 2hus!
>>50467027>>50466974kill yourself out of /jp/ ESL
>>50466974>>50467027It's not her fault. She's lesbian, attracted to women. Not to men, at all. YOU are the one that's making her suffer and feel restrained and held back because you make her stay with you. It's not cheating, she just wants to live life! She was meant to kiss cute 2hus, not men.
>>50467107I wonder what kind of incident turned them all in yurihis. The other day I saw a shrine maiden negotiating with a vampire. I went away for a while, but when I came back I heard moans and smooches and spanking after closed doors. How could sworn enemies do something like that?
>>50467172Every 2hu is gay!
>>50467269Even Junko? She had a son.
>>50467313keyword>had
>>50467702She already did it by kissing her daughterhu already.>>50467359Hecatia is late for a family reunion!
>>50458759Yuri is only cuckholdry if you're a boy. So if you just become a girl then you won't be left out anymore. What do you have to lose?
it's okay guys.i have schizophrenia too
>>50468876reminder that Sensei got cucked by chad Lunarian princess
>>50468954if you ask me, i think it loses the meaning if it lasts forever.
>>50468656It can't be cucking because two girls together is just natural and harmless fun ergo something that should be encouraged with your wife!
Stop saying yuri ships is cucking… you know damn well they aren’t with any men anyway
>>50469271You drastically misunderstand the mindset of a self-insertfagit's cuckoldry because you (yes, you, the person reading this) are not the one the girls want to be with in the picture.
>>50469293Lmfao losersThe yuri is actually canon, cute and accurateThey’re making themselves cucks
>>50469271But that's what makes yuri hot!
YUUUUURIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>50469346...bleh
silly friends are silly
>>50469368Renko vs Yuyuko. who is the the better girlfriend for Merry/Yukari?
>>50469373im more of a hifuutruther, but yuyukari good tooanything can work really
>>50469395>Iku?????Now that's the weirdest one yet.
>>50469269>It can't be cucking because two girls cucking...
im SO GLAD that renko and maribel are a thing because it completely disproves all the bitter dudes who are like "hurrrr theres no lesbians in touhou" because no there are. i am SO GLAD these 2 silly lesbians exist. cute
>>50470231i love crackshipsmessy shouseija for no reason!!
>>50470475cute! whatever floats your boat
not yuri
>>50470355Where is the cuck part of you are not in a relationship with each of them?
Steamy eientei yuri orgy
>>50473896Reisen just wants to be left alone man...
CANON
>>50473969She would be happy once her Master, Kaguya and Tewi, all exhausted and hot after the deed, embrace her.>>504753242 Kaguyas? What trickery is this?
>literally cant die>take advantage and make men get desperate and literally DIE doing impossible tasks just to get a chance to be with you>watch them die while laughing>turn around and get with a girl instead Kaguya is so fucking based i love her. my evil lesbianis there a more based man hater in gensokyo?
I honestly can't tell who's desperately throwing out hooks and who thinks they're in good company.
>>50468954Kaguya is royalty, she doesn't know how to read anyway.
>>50476116no i just think kaguyas character is just sillythere aren’t really any other 2hus on that evil lesbian level so yea
childhood sweetheart yuri
>>50478266find yourself a relationship that will last a lifetime
>>50478319Will never happen to me
>>50480047>literally a cute 2hu>"i will never get a cute 2hu gf"how
once again posting this tragic yuri
>>50481123If CDS had happened in 2010 they'd probably have hundreds of tragic yuri doujins by nowAs it is, I think Mizuchi has like, two of three rape domains and that's about it
>>50481281sad. just hope that ZUN will delve deeper into the past and their relationship...
>>50481123i REFUSE to believe they weren’t lesbian or in lovei don’t care that reimu is a thing. these two are so clearly meant to be seen and pictured as wanting each other and i really don’t get how people try and say otherwise. it was the same with renko and merryi really really hope we get more content of them too
will Reimari end in tragic like Mizuchi and her friend?
>>50482660>Same-sex marriage is the obvious choiceGensokyo laws applying to the near future?!
>>50475858Don't Mokou hate the evil lesbian? They have different world-view, I don't think she would consider dating Kaguya just for sex.
>>50483249Mhm, Mokou totally hates Kaguya sooo much!
>>50483249Kaguya is one out of three other hourai immortal, who is close to Mokou. If she is gone, then Mokou has no one else
>>50483330Mokou seems disarmed by the sudden kiss. What a brat.>>50483589She can befriend Eirin tho.
morning yuri friends ^_^whats the most underrated ship you like?? idk between two characters that are never really paired together but you thnik are cute
find yourself a dog
>>50487527I prefer the other dog
>>50487545The Perfect and Elegant maid absolutely does NOT like getting put on a leash by her mistress! Absolutely and definitely NOT! She does NOT fantasize about such things!
