Just because the water's frozen doesn't mean little miss Kappa has to stay out in the cold!
My personal headcannon is that Nitori's key on her chest is because of Benjamin Franklin. She's infinitely more American than Clownpiece ever could be!
>>50419142>Benjamin FranklinNitori-chan did what?!
8 hours, and already on page 10. This place moves fast for how dead it feels recently.
>>50419142dumb headcanon. it's clearly a treasure key.
See, now it took us 22 1/2 hours to get to page 10. That's more like it.
>>50421095>>50424921it's the spammer
>>50419140the feet should be visible
Come on, a Nitori thread isn't dying after 9 fucking posts.
make it ten, go to bed.
>>50435902What is she up to?
>>50421195where is this nice ZUN-style Nitori from? I've searched everywhere I could and I can't seem to find the original image
cute kap
>>50437265Will they harm me?Will they be testing things that are supposed to prevent harm?If you break my legs am I entitled to prosthetics and a blowjob?
>>50437259She's not the focus in the original picture so it's not surprising your efforts failed.
>>50438225neat, thanks, something about that Nitori image invoked a feeling in me, ZUN-style has a certain magic to it
If Nitori wanted to drag me down into the watery depths, I would let her
>>50419140Are they hiring engineers to work on their newest contraption? I would really like to work for the kappa instead of my shitty company
>>50419140
>>50455726pickle delivery service
>26 post in 8 daysWhat happened? Isn’t nitori supposed to be one of the popular 2hus.
>>50458646/jp/ is kind of consistently slow as fuck outside of the vtuber threads. Even the /jp/hu general ones are STILL dead.
>>50437265I want her to put her hands and mouth on my penis, and the posed of both in that picture are really not helping that need.
>>50458646Isn't it too cold for kappas right now?
>>50467570The mountain might have frozen over but the kappa are as active as ever.
>>50469589>kappa are as active as everi thought they were an hibernating species
>>50421095There's absolutely nothing wrong with making half-kappa
>>50464208Anon in another thread pointed out how tiny her key is in picrel and that's the first time I've noticed it. Jesus christ it's bizarre, that thing is supposed to be the size of half her face and it's absolutely tiny. Why? It makes it look like macro art. Of course it's small to emphaszie everything else her slutty kappa body has going on but why is it even there to begin with? Artist has drawn several pictures of her without it. Hell, it's so small I didn't even notice it until he pointed it out. What the fuck was he thinking!?
>>50474172They will born retarded
>>50479706T. Half kappa
>>50475520What kind of box could that key possibly open? It'd have a lock smaller than your fingertip.
>>50474172What about making half yamawaro
wind
>>50494326where did she get that?
>>50498240That's her salary.
Nitori and Takane wearing raincoats. It was just a 2000jpy commission, but I think it turned out nice.
KAPAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>50515625i miss kurisumasu :<
Hrrng, Coronel...Kappa Oppai.
I don't remember kappas being this stacked
>>50524956She drank breast milk
>>50524956Love me some greasy and sweaty kappatits (kappatits is fun to read).
>>50524956カッパイ
Would you rather loli or black tank top nitori live with you?
>>50533853Both
>>50533853neither
>>50533853Tank top every time.
Forgive me, Nitori...
>>50536913Anon, there is nothing anyone can do...
The slow threads are dying, it's over.
>>50536913Don't blame yourself. Something happened behind the scenes that's sinking threads. The affected threads seem to be arbitrary.>>50536792>>50536833Anons theorized threads past 10 days are put into auto-sage, but I don't think that's right because the hag thread is 64 days old and was seemingly able to be bumped recently. I failed to bump Kisume-chan's thread with a post. Other threads I suspect are sinking are the Orin, Keiki, Keine, Suwako ("Kero kero"), Futo and Koisheep threads. /akg/ is talking about having bumping issues so its not strictly limited to Touhou threads. I currently suspect some board backend issue more than malevolence.
>>50537035Hag thread also cannot be bumped.Suwako, Orin and the gameplay threads are also confirmed.
>>50537035its almost as if the retards running this place want to kill it
farewell kapa
>>50537078Well I'm pretty sure I witnessed the MTA thread receive a bump, so if they did put a time limit on threads I suspect it is 14 days. Which I think matches what it is on /vr/, /tg/ and /toy/.
>>50537163the shinki thread is 11 days old and didnt get bumped
>>50537172I managed to bump the Shinki thread.
>>50537253I'm pretty sure the GTA thread (13d2h) was bumped earlier and its place in the catalog seemingly reflects that. I just tried the Ran thread (14d5h) and no dice.We might be looking at a 14-day limit on threads after all.
>>50537267>14-day limit on threads Implementing such "feature" here shows quite beautifully just how out of touch the people running this site are.
>>50537267that's incredibly gay, i hope whoever responsible has their balls stapled.
But that cant fully be the case, Since there are threads over 40 days old that have been bumped within the last 3 hours.
They killed the smughu thread damn it.
>>50537283What thread? The oldest thread I see that's been bumped in the last three hours is the True JAV thread (12d3h).Both the Mamizou and Eiki thread failed to bump when I tried them.
>>50419140You guys think Kappa's go after human males for mates, or are there male kappas?
